Faces of /b/ and rate thread
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Faces of /b/ and rate thread
>>691183737
>>691183737
Cute
>>691183851
open ur eyes
>>691183919
thnx
>>691184016
Wash your hair faggot
Meh
>>691184303
DAT hat
Normies
>>691184470
poor lighting brah
>>691184651
yus
>>691184679
gay/10
>>691183737
>>691184915
Also gay
>>691185063
Only 4 u
dishwasher
>>691185257
age?
>>691185257
7ish?
>>691185020
6.5
>>691184935
8
>>691186178
21 soon
>>691183737
I want you to fuck my brains out with that smirk on
>>691186555
if you say so
>>691187049
yeye
>>691186839
Chad/10
>>691183737
I want you to stuff me like a holiday turkey.
>>691185257
Oral fixation means you're gay.
>>691186785
why would i lie ?
>>691183737
Don't you feel a little weird saving all these pictures of random people from Facebook and spamming them to a bunch of permavirgin neckbeards?
>>691184470
>Gain some weight, faggot.
>>691187291
OH FUK
how old
>>691187376
Such a pessimist
>>691187438
No, this is pretty accurate.
>>691187521
Acne-emo-sideways man.
>>691187586
Too old to be on /b/.
>>691187827
y e s
>>691184016
cool korg
nice eyes
Rate?
>>691187827
No such thing as too old for /b/
>>691187586
19? also, what nationality?
This is who I am. What can I say
. R8 or h8 please
>>691188436
I hope you don't die
>>691188504
oh exactly
germany it is
YOU OUTRAGEOUS FAGGOTS
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rate me, /b/
>>691189270
?
>>691189058
are you sweating the Brexit?
What's up /b/?
>>691189395
>glasses
Poorgenetics/10
>>691184470
>hunching and flexing as hard as he can
faggot get some real abs
>>691183737
Crendor lookin muhfucka
>>691183851
Philip Defranco lookin muhfucka
>>691184016
Onision lookin muhfucka
>>691184135
White Male Preset 3 lookin muhfucka
mfw literally perfect.
sausage fest
?
Oi
>>691188616
mr potatohead/10
Shit wrong pic
Oi
Me and my cat are back.
>>691184679
Jesus ftw
>>691189395
that nervous facial expression
at least you are self aware you are probably ulgy
>>691187586
born in berlin?
>>691189679
weight?
>>691184016
Metalhead-looking scum but you seem fun to hang out with
>>691189497
i dont know enough about economics and politics to guess what kind of impact it oculd have on me,the eu and uk if they left,so i cant give a well reasoned opinion,i dont care about it tbh
or was it just a pun because im naked?
are you sweating brexit?
>>691189760
cute
>>691190103
no,near bremerhaven.my mom is from texas,havent been to the us yet
>>691189760
lynashebae/10
>>691190158
160 lbs
>>691184679
Nice face. As for everything else in the picture, fucking shit
>>691186839
Faggot
>>691188436
Perfection
>>691190335
'murrican; yes, I am sweating the Brexit. It won't have a huge effect on my life, don't get me wrong, but it will affect markets here and if the UK leaves the EU, Scotland will prolly leave the UK
>>691189395
Whiteknight/fedorafag lookin motherfucker
>>691190859
Ha ha, I'm really not.
>>691189760
V cute
Zimbabwe....
>>691190335
but despite that american connection, you presumably have a foreskin?
Nothin but dicks rating dicks in here.... Unless you're a certified cock smugglers what do you know
>>691191094
are you really? do you pine for Rhodesia?
Im so suprised dudes on /b/ are hot as fuck
Inb4 jew
>>691190660
yea like i said i dont know much about the marketing between uk and my country so im not sure how it would affect us
>>691191205
im cut,phimosis when i was young
cant remember having foreskin
cant be bothered to take a picture now
>>691191266
Rhodesia can get fucked... rhodesia was as much of a fuck up as zim was... the only difference is that the whites let the blacks fuck shit up because the whites gene pool in zim is the equivleant of sewer shit... luckily im dutch
>>691189963
Dude, you look like a kid that went to high school with me.
Alright, let's go!
>>691191619
really? I'd be really curious/appreciative to see what a dick snipped in germany looks like...if you can spare a few minutes
>>691191630
Ah, so your contempt for Rhodesia stems from the fact that British whites dominated the government. (Also, at it's height Rhodesia was the best developed country economically in its region; after Mugabe took over, economic growth and even life expectancy plummeted)
left
>>691192259
you look like you would have a huge dick
>>691183737
r8 plz
Only picture I have right now. I sent this to my gf eariler, hence the I love you hand sign
>>691192565
Faulerro, GTFO. Make more Nullmetal.
>>691188616
>>691192687
> Smells lie
> Sees filename
> Top shelve
>>691187586
>dem eyes
you bi?
>>691192530
I have a giant penis
OK
>>691192862
>sent to gf on messenger
>saved from messenger
Faggot
R8
>>691192565
fuck you faggot
>>691184135
>>691186245
>>691188464
>>691189963
>>691191094
would bring to bed/10
especially >>691188436
>>691193066
My thoughts exactly!
>>691193431
this is the face of the person who tells you to kill yourself daily in threads
this is a very faggy edition
>>691192455
Naaah dude... the british did their shit right except for the fact the people who occupied zim from england were mostly peices of shit from the ass end of slough.
And yeah bob fucked shit up big time.
Basically whatever we thought zim was going to be it failed spectacularly with angry rascist whites and stupid uneducated niggers
>>691193665
LOL thank you made my night
>>691193431
Ugly
>>691193704
Ofc
>>691189679
Tristan?
>>691194291
yep
>>691192308
it looks similar to every other cut dick.bit less than 18 cm
>>691193096
thanks i like my eyes too
i wouldnt mind a very feminine trap but no guys,sorry
>>691194405
Nose too big, hairstyle doesn't suit you, hoodie makes you look faggy, eyes too dull and depressing. Other than that you look pretty good.
>>691194892
This is /b/ if you're too underage to accept that you will have people call you a faggot then leave.
Someone give me a rate
>>691189554
You're probably a fatass so shut up.
>>691193107
My I see it?
>>691191619
did you go to bed?
>>691195476
i did not.answered you already,scroll up
How old do I look?
>>691195679
oh lol, sorry. but I kinda doubt what you say. I've heard that dudes who get cut for phimosis, especially in europe, are often very loosely done, and that they use different methods because the goal is to solve a medical condition and removing part (not all) of the foreskin is merely how you do that. hence why I ask for a quick pic
>>691195190
No/10
>>691195190
I don't like piercings, but that's just personal preference. Minus points for taking the picture sideways. Tank top and necklaces make you look a bit douchey. You *almost* have that smug half smile thing going on and I hate that shit, but again, personal preference. Also hair looks a bit messy but it may suit you if I had a better angle and didn't have to snap my neck to look at it.
>>691195201
Acne is bad, but you don't have much so not too bad. Glasses make you look weird from this angle. Hair too tall and floofy. Shaving incomplete around neck and chin. Nose on the larger side, could just be the angle.
>>691195763
Wtf is this pic. You look unfasionably bald in the worst way, and from what I can see of your face, your ears look too big.
>>691195679
You should get to be, it's 420am in Germany. But if you're an insomniac I'd second the other anon's request. Has me curious too.
>>691195763
>>691196158
Wait up those are glasses, my bad. Still, glasses don't go with a suit like that, especially not a pair like that.
>>691196158
I edited my hair on my laptop to make it look shorter. It was closer to my eyes in the pic. I like it shorter but too lazy to get a haircut.
>>691196158
Honest anon is honest
Ps last comment was funny as shit
>>691196562
Douchness confirmed
>>691196552
Nigger you wat
>>691196463
>>691196059
i knew youre samefagging lol
maybe tomorrow around this time
rate me up fampais
>>691189497
What is there to question?
>>691196415
Why is the forehead so shiny? Also you have a bit of a pedostache but it kind of goes with your beard and looks ok. Your eyes make you look like you've just finished snorting a line of coke.
>>691196562
Not much else in your pic to talk about but... learn to make your pictures NOT SIDEWAYS pls. Also the face you're making makes it look like you just smelled a really bad shit but your hand says otherwise. And I see you trying to hide those necklaces. I'm just surprised there were no bracelets on your wrist in this pic.
>>691196771
It looks better trust me.
>>691196928
:(
Why not now? Just have a feeling I wouldn't even see you in one of these threads this time tomorrow, even if I was browsing at that time. Don't mean to be a pest
>>691196681
Unfortunatley dude... im afraid so.
However ive been in a relationship with a great girl for the past two years. Had many oppurtunities to cheat and didnt because im ready to start a better life. Fun fact friday faggots. I love death metal and im a nihlist. I hate night clubs because its filled with just hopless people.
I like saving and adopting old cats and dogs and i go teach under privelleged kids art and music. I have a steady job and im an animator. I also have a few music albums coming out soon. Tell me about the rest of you dudes?
>>691196974
Haha you look like a shitty off brand Daniel Radcliffe. Hair is pretty good but could be better. Pic quality is low, so minus points for that. Your mouth is making this sort of almost frown that makes you look sad, you would look better if you smiled a little more. Eyes look a bit puffy but not really that bad. Need to shave or maybe grow out a beard, but I don't know what that would look like so you could just try it and see if you like it.
Last year
>>691197473
i havent shaved in a while,youll see me tomorrow eventually
if not you can be in every faces thread until you find me
>>691197515
Had a great woman. Wanted to marry her. Unfortunately she developed a pill addiction and after two stolen wallets and multiple rehab visits, I had to leave her.
I have nihilistic beliefs, but I want something to believe in.
I'm striving to start my own electric company, I'm eligible for my license next month. Right now I spend all my time doing sidework
One day when my life settles down, I'd like to do something charitable like you.
I love working on my car and truck.
>>691197515
Huh that's pretty cool. It's good that you're honest about yourself and others.
>>691197939
I can tell that you were picking at that bit of acne on your forehead. Your ears look kind of weird but not awful at all. Jaw and chin look kind of big, but again, not too bad. You have a rather thin lower lip. Hair looks okay but kind of boring. Your eyes are kind of unsettling though, you're looking at the camera as if it's some sort of threat, but maybe if you were smiling and happy they would look less scary.
>>691197919
I'm 6'1 so I have danny boy beat on that part at least.
>>691198113
:(
well, we may encounter each other again, but I don't recall ever seeing you in one of these threads before. Hence the pessimism
>>691198270
Also pic
>>691198019
>>691198449
Why would you post such shitty quality pictures of yourself if you want accurate reviews.
>>691195763
>>691197606
>>691198195
I'm actually 25 turning 26 in July so it's good to know I still look young.
hi
>>691197364
Baby just for you
Xxxxxx
>>691198640
do you collect a lot of dick pics from people lmao
who else /sudoku/ here?
Meep
>>691198760
this is my casual look
>>691198923
fuck off lmao
Youngest here I bet
>>691198857
You related to Keanu Reeves? He doesn't age either.
>>691198901
not exactly, but snips are just something I have an offbeat interest in. so your own story was pretty intriguing, given your german heritage, american connection and medical problem.
>>691199068
blurry, hat obscures top of head
>>691197515
Kind of the opposite of you.
Girl of two years cheated on me and left with like $1,000 we had put aside to move to another city. I kinda realized I had cleaned up my act too early in life because of her anyway. Not done waking up with random girls on my cock, you know?
I work as a Personal Trainer, doing post-physical therapy rehab work. I work short hours and make bank, so I have tons of opportunities to do cool stuff.
New wave punk music is my shit, Jeff Rosenstock my boi.
I'm just drinking and smoking and fucking until I go back to school. Gonna take over my family business afterwards, make bank working like 3 days a month like my Dad.
>>691183737
my facial hair literally grows like yours how long time wise did it take you to get that growth
Where am i from /b/?
>>691198270
Nice to hear dude!
Sorry about the girlfriend... youll find something better even if it does feel like shell be the only one. In a way i dont believe in a higher power but more of a set rules that the universe has employed to keep reality from crashing in on itself. And no sweat about the charity stuff! Theres always time at the end when you have money to spend but normally everyday ill give a sandwich to a homeless dude that asks for food and stuff... never give cash... only food
>>691199585
Canada
I don't know why the govt hates on 4chan so much most of you guys seem like good and nice people.
>>691199249
tomorrow maybe :b gonna sleep now
>>691199736
i know at least one itt thats not a nice people
>>691199750
aight. sleep well good sir
>>691199895
which
>>691198857
25 or 26 isn't old it's still young
OP THAT'S ME WTF
So tired
>>691200141
where from?
Heyo
>>691199979
It's you! Jk
>>691200091
ofc it is, ofc
>>691199942
nighty
>>691200240
Germany
>>691184679
Bruh my friend has "know Jesus Know peace" on a sweater. We roast his Jesus loving faggot ass every day.
>>691199318
Believe it or not (same dude here btw)
My gf of two years cheated on me as well. She kissed a random dude at a party when she got drunk once. We cleared shit up after lots of fights. We broke up for a bit at one point and i kissed quite a few girls, had a three way motor boat and shit then got back together afterwards... shit has not been peachy with her but i decided to stay with her to get her into college. Her dad is an abusive greek fuck who is axtually stealing money from my girlfriend that her dead mother gave to her when she passed away. But we sorted things out and after i came back from the long distance relationship weve been banging everyday and things are going great
>>691198623
Haha no manlets here I see.
>>691198678
>>691198270
You look a little bit unsettled or unhappy judging by your eyes and partial frown, but that's not much to go off of without also reading about you being troubled about what you should believe in. Your facial hair looks like cactus prickers, but that isn't necessarily bad. Everything else is good.
>>691198866
You look like you're trying too hard to be handsome but aren't quite there yet. With a bit more effort you could though. Nice eyes and eyebrows. Need to shave. Ears look somewhat off but that might be strange lighting making them look worse than they are. Hair looks like it's receding as well, take care of that.
>>691198867
THE GODDAM PIC IS STILL SIDEWAYS. Nice duckface though, it's refreshing to see people not taking themselves seriously. Hair also looks better in this pic, even if my neck is already sprained.
>>691198923
Man, you look like life took a crap on you. I'm not telling you to smile or anything dumb like that, but evidently you want to look better based on your comment. Just learn how to fake being happy and polite with whoever you're talking with, it's what I do. And also, I think if you were actually happy and not burdened by those sad/tired eyes, you would look a lot better. Losing weight would help too but there isn't much of a need to if you don't feel like it.
>>691199049
That doesn't excuse a shit picture.
>>691199068
Too young for 4chan, wait a few years.
Allright I'm getting bored of judging people. Cya later friends.
rate
>>691200091
Proof I'm dude in OP. Weird seeing me posted in a thread
>>691200313
>>691200423
Another one...
>>691200277
Looks like a bro
>>691200257
Whale
>>691200257
are you driving or riding in a bang bus?
>>691200581
12/10 fuck me now.
>>691200141
7.5, post dick plz
>>691200631
attractive-ish, but you look tired. maybe a 7 here. age?
Rate me :)
>>691188436
handsome af
>>691200639
ask him if hes cut
>>691200718
i'm high and very tired, and half finnish. I wake up at 7 am every morning. should be asleep by now as well.
night
death to the infedel
>>691200718
oh and 20
>>691200682
literally the same tactic LOL
Any girls out there interested in any of us? If yeah then I'm sure I'm one of the guys you'd be interested in.
>>691192687
You look like Cr1TiKaL.
>>691201016
Who you be ITT?
>>691200927
Post in these threads more often?
These threads are pretty intriguing. I judge people's looks based off of their character, but since I know almost nothing about you people I can't go off of anything. Then I end up making up your personality based on your looks, and judging you all based on my fake personality that I assigned to you, so my reviews are never really accurate until I know you a little bit and can be a bit more unbiased.
>>691200665
Yea was doing 70 on the highway and snapped that real quick>>691200665
>>691201250
the other one you tried getting a dick pic of
>>691200858
9/10
>>691200870
7/10
>>691200681
our last two digits match. it's fate.
>>691200486
See, a kiss wouldn't have bothered me as much. It was the random dude she met the day before sticking his dick in her when she was away on a trip I paid for. That skeeved me off.
Good to hear things are going good for you though, don't let stupid shit fuck you up. Save it for the big stuff.
>>691201537
haha, thought you were going to bed.
>>691201816
Tru. It's just a parking lot. With no bangbus in sight
>>691201550
If I get a 50 now we fuck sometime this year.
>>691201579
Fuck no ways dude.
Naaah thats pretty fucked up man... best you walk if she treats you like that
You too dude... keep your head held high.
Lifes too short so go a little crazy and youll be fine
Luck bro!
So do all of you guys have porn addictions too? Seems like everyone on this site probably has that addiction.
>>691202106
>>691201550
Damn, not even close. Looks like you're safe from my ugly ass.
>>691201327
I'm not one to take pictures of myself often to be very honest, OP's pic was out of extreme bordom
>>691202306
>>691202106
But I did get a 06 twice in a row, that's cool
>>691202269
Lol
Look what i just drew
Not addicted at all mate...
>>69118413
Too hot for /b/
>>691202600
That's actually pretty good, really well done for a sketch.
>>691202348
I just remember chatting w/ you in a thread awhile ago. Tried to do the same with the op here but was ignored bc it wasn't you. That's why I asked
>>691200858
You look like you play a bunch of sports. You seem to be a guy who girls like, but guys don't. You have a minor amount of self esteem, due to your grades and where it got you. You have a future of sports or arts, and you will find yourself a good girlfriend, as the last few relationships either ended up with you being cheated on or being treated in the wrong.
Somebody else ask for me to predict their life w/ picture, I wanna see how well I do.
>pic related, you look like him
>>691202269
Who isn't addicted to porn?
>>691201736
brushing teeth right now :b
>>691201389
makes me think about that we would have to know you to guess what kind of personalitys you would give us and that the personalitys we would guess you to give other people are biased from the personality we give you which is based on our own personality
>>691202079
youre in the bangbus
>>691202306
damn, i was praying
>>691202769
Cheers dude took fucking ages.
Was gonna be a real cool looking goth chick but then ended up a scene furry porn.
Eh. Satisfied.
>>691183737
homeless/10
Trim that high-schooler beard, you heathen.
>>691189546
you look like you eat creatine all day every day
>>691189395
dear lord kys
>>691202897
Just describing yourselves honestly would work wonders, but not everyone has the blessing of being able to be honest with themselves or each other.
That was a clusterfuck to read though lol.
>>691202797
got a snapchat? or kik? I'm talkative
>>691195251
u mad tho
>>691203315
YOUNG HIP HITLER
>>691203435
I don't understand what that means
>>691203255
yeah youre right, thought the same after posting lol. just kinda wrote down my thought
>>691202940
Anon was right, you're obsessed with porn! You see a random van and all you can think of is bangbus, lul
>>691203511
underage banned
>>691202819
Haha thanks, you guessed almost most my life
I surprisingly play a small amount of sports, both martial arts and hurling (it's an Irish sport). I'm a black belt in karate, and I'm just above the average on skill level in hurling. My grades I can say were alright, I got mostly Bs and As, and 2 Cs, and I'm trying to fulfill my life with drama and music, so that was a good guess. Self esteem-wise? Yeah, I'm not going to say I have 'bad' or 'horrible' self esteem or confidence, but I don't have faith in myself in certain ways.
Relationships are spot on, and everybody says I look like that fox, it's funny but I take it for granted.
Thanks
Sup /b/
>>691199434
about 3 weeks. took me 3-4 months to have a solid fucking beard. shaved back down now as seen in the other pic i posted
>>691203714
Oh woah okay then
>>691203511
That means that you remind me of what a young Adolf Hitler would have looked like, but with him being a modern day teenager.
>>691203545
Haha no worries, this website isn't supposed to be a super serious place where you care what others think bout you. You don't always need to refine your thoughts before posting them, in fact, I think that takes some of the fun away from this place.
>>691203307
Mister I have not begun to project my anger on to you.
>>691203270
Yea, it's CLangst12
But I thought you were planning to hit the sack?
>>691203892
EVERYONE AT MY FUCKING SCHOOL THINKS I LOOK LIKE A YOUNG HITLER I DONT UNDERSTAND
Here goes
>>691203760
kirk hammett/10
>>691204357
not actually you, thankfully
>>691204357
Jesus fucking christ I really can't tell if that's bait, this is just a sad state of affairs for /b/
r8
>>691204357
Is this one of them transgender things?
>>691183737
Federico?
>>691200858
stuhlingerchez, what the hell are you doing here I have you added on snapchat
>>691200631
feel free to send a kik message though if you want to
>>691204607
You look like Paul Walker when he was alive.
>>691204702
stop throwing out random names in threads and trying to catch anons off guard
>>691204776
Gee thanks for leaking my snapchat, kfrazerxox :^)
>>691205284
I like your face. Cant say much about the rest
>>691205284
Yeah you actually do have a nice face
>>691205622
I would suck your dick. But I wouldn't look you in the eyes while I did it because that's gay.
>>691205794
kek
>>691205529
Understandable.
someone start new thread
