ITT we describe video games poorly and have anon guess
>21st cent.
>aliens
>lots of guns
>egypt
>screaming before their death
>time travel
>shit tons of aliens
>i mean thousands of 'em
>4 games made
>>691157597
Easy one, Minecraft
Next?
>>691157751
you didnt even try
>old-style graphics, 16bit etc
>guns and guns
>explore dungeons
>kill a dragon and skeleton
>shoot yourself
>>691157862
I tried with your mom and you were born, now go to your room son and stop playing on the Nintendo.
>>691157900
Dubs checkd
>>691158047
dude do i feel sorry for you. why would you even come close to that thing?
>>691158177
Checkd
>>691158177
Dubs checked x2
>>691158201
Damnit Bobby apologize to your mother right now
>>691157900
im clueless
>>691158350
why apologize when its true
>>691158531
I'm getting the fucking belt
>>691157597
man this thread is making me sad
>>691157900
CS GO?
>>691158641
gonna have to do better than that
>>691157597
Serous Sam
>>691158785
I'm cutting off the internet and cable and I'm buying you all seasons of MLP and you have to watch every single fucking episode with me while I throw hot coffee on your forehead
>>691158788
yup here is another
>orks orks orks orks
>only war
>ultra
>o shit big as robot
>space portal of doom
>"your coming with us"
>racoon
>fucking racoon
>robbery simulator
>battin niggas wit my gold stick
>>691159104
sly cooper
>>691159104
Sly cooper Ez as ur mom
>>691159094
Mario kart 7
>>691159018
pic related
>>691159332
try a little harder next time
>>691159569
69 checkd and my next guess is Mario kart 8
>green guy kills everyone
>also a good cook i think
>>691159693
fuck man u got it right
> I'm ________ _________, Mighty Pirate.
prove you're an oldfag.
>>691159845
sage
>>691159829
O shit what did I win
>>691159774
Doom, he cooks them all in hell.
>>691159845
Ape island.
>>691159994
nothing u failed the first i dont give shit to losers
>>691159094
Warhammer 40: Space Marine
Hard mode
>Older sis is kil
>Nice doggo
>Get std
>Better than 1st and 3rd one
>>691160298
>>691159994
see this guy got it right he gets +1 internets for not being a faggot
>>691160190
good one.
>>691160351
the story of charlie sheen?
>>691160016
no i mean the other green guy that kills everyone
>>691159094
Wow: TBC?
>>691160571
Kek, not really tho
>shoot people
>throw exploding tanks
>flame thrower
>assistant manager
Hint. Not a real game.
>>691159774
Halo is pretty cool guy.
>>691161097
halo is a cool guy? fuck me man
>aliens
>special marine strike teams
Countries have have panic levels
>if the get too high they don't help you
>little kid runs around
>jumps on bouncing tomatoes
>kills slugs
>finds diamonds and unlocks old guys
>>691161579
XCOM nigga
>>691157900
Gungeon
>>691161732
DING DING DING DING
WE HAVE A WINNER!
BOBBY WHAT US HIS PRIZE!?
a crippling meth addiction
>everybody is old, sad, or both
>cutscenes
> hero stuck at home
> convenient plot device falls from sky
> hero and plot device escape
> commit mass genocide
> hero praised as savior
>>691162018
every bioware game?
>Comrades
>Mushrooms
>Radiation
>black englishman boxer fights muay thai fighter with an eyepatch
>in Chicago
>sick phone
>lots of swag
>dead niece
>computer nerd
>>691162225
Any Metro game
>>691162273
Watch dogs
>>691162236
ez , super hadouken simulator
>>691161669
attack of the killer tomatoes
>>691157597
Serious sam
>>691162225
Stalker
>>691162356
kek nope
>>691162330
Yup
>Be bear
>Be fat
>Shoulda ordered the small pizza
>Robot makes you not fat
>Insults you for being a hero
>Build lego cars
>Kill witch
>>691162347
No u better watch out dog u in da wrong hood cuz it's Chicago, but no fo realz u got dat shit right cuntgratz
>>691162566
Banjo kazooie?
>>691162666
O shit my satanic 6s replied to double 6s
>>691162566
Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts & Bolts , may god have mercy on your soul
>>691160351
Okami???
>>691161899
kek'd and chek'd
wehrs muh meth?
>be guy
>nyc
>have cool powers
>maneuver around easily
>take down bad guys
>jump on speeding car
>help citizen with balloon for 99th time
>save people from the ship
>fight cool boss battles
>pat yourself on the back because this game is awesome and you have great taste for playing it
>its history, but out of place
>person can live 1000's of years
>1 move is 100
>>691162170
advent rising ?
>be little bird
>tries to escape and save your children
>cats all over the place
>>691162363
The tomatoes are friendly, its the slugs that are evil. They shit radioactive goo and walk all over the place like they own it.
>>691162966
Fucking Spider-Man 2 mah nigga, shit was golden
>>691163004
haven't played that one in ages. remember it being pretty fun for the most part
>>691162273
ITS WATCH UNDERSCORE DOGS!
>>691162973
Nope
Hint: this game will tear you a new asshole
>>691163144
Yes. ya fuckin nailed it. conglaturations
>crazy school-shooter nigga
>has a shopping list
>pisses on shit
>>691160351
Fable 2
First one was better
>>691163309
Postal
>2EZ
>>691162966
Spiderman 2
>walk the path to enlightenment
>meet random niggas along the way
>"I'm done already? It's only been two hours."
>>691162972
Civ
>>691163280
>>691163486
yep, you got it!
>>691163340
Winner! Also it's just like my opinion man
>>691158047
I say, what the devil did you just audaciously proclaim about my well-being, you trollop? I shall inform you that I have graduated top of my class at the Gentleman's Academy of Sophisticated Persons, and have been involved in numerous endeavors with the Ruffians down the street from my abode; might I also add that I've accumulated over 300 pieces of antique furniture? I am educated in fine dining and high class catering and I'm the top Victorian era furniture appraiser in the entire high society. You are naught to me but a simple, uncouth brute. I shall embarrass the dickens out of you with class the likes of which has never been witnessed before on this humble planet, I solemnly promise. You assume you can disrespect my image on the internet? Think again, savage. As we speak I am contacting my diligent secretary to arrange a brunch together at the finest coffee shop in town, so you had better prepare a fetching enough outfit to compete with my immaculate attire, barbarian. The brunch that sends you packing back to the countryside. You are inevitably defeated, heathen. I can be booked at any appointment, any hour, and I can educate you in over seven hundred cultures, and that's just with the literary selection in my guest lobby. Not only am I extensively fluent in in several languages, I have access to the entire Giorgio Armani fall collection and I will flaunt it's finely tailored mastery to outshine your drab, common appearance off the face of humanity, you slob. If only you had foreseen the kind of comeuppance your inflammatory "insignificant" comment was bound to earn you, perhaps you would have tempered your words. But you insisted, and now I will teach you manners and grace and you will learn dignity and poise, yet. Consider yourself in etiquette school, peasant.
>fucking zombie looking fuck
>leave fucking prison for other fucking zombies
>oh shit a giant monster with a fucking hammer
>kilt
>fucking crow
>land at some shrine
>guy tells you to ring bells
>you ring those fuckers
>fucking snek says kill big bosses
> acquire some big ass cup by killing the bosses , place the cup , and fill it with more fucking bosses
>oh shit you fucking died for like the 100th time
>kill the final nigger who cucks you endlessly
>snek said to burn in fire , obey snek
>repeat the fucking process
>>691163917
YOU CANT HAVE FUCKING OPINIONS ON THE INTERNET. THIS IS WHY THE WORLD IS FUCKING BURNING BECAUSE YOU HAD A FUCKING OPINION.WAIT TO FUCKING GO DIPSHIT.
>Inspirational quotes everywhere
>You carry a block vacuum cleaner
>Fuck you floating black cube
>No idea what I'm doing with this puzzle
>Better bruteforce everything
>>691162978
Bump
>>691163414
GG nig
>>691164006
Dank Souls
>>691164006
that's actually more concise than what the game itself gives you
>>691164222
Trips checked and yeah true but still
>>691164222
Trips checkd
>>691164182
Bingo
>every server has russian prick spamming mic
>every server has 12 year old autists with a k/d spread of 4/27 claiming their team is shit
>rage
>rage everywhere
>>691163146
>>691164525
Doto
>Fight monsters
>make armour from dead monster
>>691164525
CS:GO
>>691164525
Counter strike Cyka Offensive
>>691162566
Terminator 2
Amirite!
>>691164596
>>691164629
aye me lads
>>691164587
monster hunter fucking rolled for my str wep
>>691164075
I say, what the devil did you just audaciously proclaim about my well-being, you trollop? I shall inform you that I have graduated top of my class at the Gentleman's Academy of Sophisticated Persons, and have been involved in numerous endeavors with the Ruffians down the street from my abode; might I also add that I've accumulated over 300 pieces of antique furniture? I am educated in fine dining and high class catering and I'm the top Victorian era furniture appraiser in the entire high society. You are naught to me but a simple, uncouth brute. I shall embarrass the dickens out of you with class the likes of which has never been witnessed before on this humble planet, I solemnly promise. You assume you can disrespect my image on the internet? Think again, savage. As we speak I am contacting my diligent secretary to arrange a brunch together at the finest coffee shop in town, so you had better prepare a fetching enough outfit to compete with my immaculate attire, barbarian. The brunch that sends you packing back to the countryside. You are inevitably defeated, heathen. I can be booked at any appointment, any hour, and I can educate you in over seven hundred cultures, and that's just with the literary selection in my guest lobby. Not only am I extensively fluent in in several languages, I have access to the entire Giorgio Armani fall collection and I will flaunt it's finely tailored mastery to outshine your drab, common appearance off the face of humanity, you slob. If only you had foreseen the kind of comeuppance your inflammatory "insignificant" comment was bound to earn you, perhaps you would have tempered your words. But you insisted, and now I will teach you manners and grace and you will learn dignity and poise, yet. Consider yourself in etiquette school, peasant..
>Mailman for a lady
>Lady gets kill
>Must have been mailman, prison for him
>Escape, supernatural shit.
>>691164083
Portal
>>691160589
Luigi?
>>691164083
Antichamber
>>691159774
nurgle?
That's a hard one
> Abduct girl
> flirt with girl
> cops , robots , birds, spirits hunt us
> girl is your daughter
> Girl is not your daughter
> you cut girls finger
> girl kills you
>you play as a group of agents
>one is generic animu dark haired main character
>one is a hacker who rides around on rollersblades but has no combat abilities
>you can switch between the characters at any time and have to use their various strengths to lead the other characters progress
>>691165035
Nope
>>691165272
Yep!
At what point was it obvious?
>>691162978
Bump bump
>>691164987
Dishonored
>>691164525
Call of strike
>>691157900
skyrim with guns
>>691161669
>>691163004
>>691165293
Bioshock Infinite, that ending was fucking ridiculous
>>691165293
>That's a hard one
Bioshock infinte
Not hard at all
>>691165788
oh lawd is that commander shep...errr. I mean keen?
>>691159774
> good cook
> Master chief => Master chef
Made me chuckle
>>691165890
I had to replay it in order to understand
>>691165662
Shit, gg.
>Be caveman
>Pet dino gets stole by alien
>Play basketball
>Kill alien
>???
>profit
>>691164006
Dark souls
>collect shit
>win a castle
>goblins everywhere
>btw there's a crashed spaceship on the bottom of the sea
>be you
>be god
>drown people in swimming pools for fun.
>>691158788
haha, was about to say the same. awesome game
>War is happening
>Trenches everywhere
>not many sand niggers but enough on horses
>intense music playing
>>691162978
Yep, no one can guess this...
>be random peasant
>suddenly giant lizard !
>you bum rush it
>that ends....less than well
>main quest turn on
>TEAMWORK
>walking from A to B is a constant fucking bloodbath
>still have time to admire the view
>CLIMB everything
>the expansion was shit
>>691165518
>inspirational quotes
didnt quite read the rest
>>691166519
sims
>>691166519
sims
>>691157597
Metal slug?
>gladiators
>turn based
>be boy or grill
>boy and grill own gladiator school
>become best gladiator school
> Fucking Ludo...
re post so people can see it
>Be caveman
>Pet dino gets stole by alien
>Play basketball
>Kill alien
>???
>profit
>>691166677
Dragon's Dogma?
>>691166677
Dragon's Dogma.
>>691158283
Summer
>Great indie game
>BANG BANG BANG
>TUNNEL TUNNEL TUNNEL
>Bought by shitty company that ruins all games they touch
>Shitty non-indie game
>BANG BANG BANG
>TUNNEL TUNNEL TUNNEL
>Everyone plays classic servers
>>691166677
Skyrim
>>691167121
>>691167088
a winrar is you
>>691166677
Skyrim bud
>>691166597
Call of duty infinite warfare
>>691167159
steam world dig?
>>691167290
Nope
>>691167159
ace of spades
>>691167367
Minecraft?
>>691167290
Ace of Spaces
>22nd century
>Shit's fucked
>Guns
>>691167468
USA
>>691164002
this paste made me kek
saved
>>691166519
Sims
>click
>click
>click
>click
>clickadiclick
>click
>click
>"pling"
>scan screen with mouse for ring
>>691166677
Dragons dogma?
>>691167407
>>691167466
Yep
>>691167440
>Bought by shitty company that ruins all games they touch
I can see how you would think that, but nope.
Ace of spades it was!
>you have a skateboard
>Be dad
>Be also grand
>This game became a meme
>Fleentstones?!?!
>Bonk
>???
>Profit
Reposting this shit so people can see
> hero stuck at home
> convenient plot device falls from sky
> hero and plot device escape
> commit mass genocide
> hero gets praised as savior
Hint: this game will tear you a new asshole
>running
>collecting worthless items
>more running
>wooden gameplay
>>691167673
Dave Mirra's Freestyle BMX
>>691167605
clicker monsters or whatever it is called
>you are a faggot
>you are in a islanda
>your big brother die
>you become alfa
>>691167673
cooking mama
>>691167573
silence you decadent dandy!
>>691167778
far cry 3
>>691157597
Halo 2
>>691167468
Homefront
>>691167768
no much older
>Be kid
>Fall down hole
>Get betrayed
>Fight a literal gods in two of the endings
>It was really popular in 2015
>>691157900
Halo 3
>>691167778
far cry 3
>>691159094
Halo 4
>use dead tree to get points
>awesome soundtrack
>hasn't been a good one in years
>fairy emperor pretending to be dad pretending to be human emperor crashes the moon into a tree in order to steal your gf's soul because gf is actually a demigod designed to destroy the world
>>691160351
Halo 1
>>691167952
undertale
>humans are boring
>pew pew
>boom boom
>FUUUUUUUUCK
>Be teen
>Meet weird captain bloke
>Says that rival race is stealing your race's power source
>Seemslegit.png
>Fight against the other race by shooting paint at them
>Kill their leader
>Get the power source back
>>691168126
weener
>>691167952
boi
>>691161076
Pro-pain!
>Game's genre is for lonely weeboos
>Pigeons
>>691167723
no fucking clue dude.
bost moar hintz
>>691168411
Hatoful Boyfriend
>>691167851
'ere guvnor a wus only tryin a tell yer ye gave me a giggle
want a swig uv me grog lord?
>go for lame work
>mess up the work
>things go maximum shit
>say nothing
>using guns to get rid of the shit you have done
>at the end get offered new job
>>691168411
katamari damacy?
i'm just saying words that i think sound right..
>>691168411
hatoful boyfriend or however the fuck it's written
>>691168411
Hayotomato boyfriend
>>691168459
It'll really rip ya a new one
>>691168511
O shit ur 11 dubs replied to his 11 dubs
Re postin so people see it
>Be teen
>Meet weird captain bloke
>Says that rival race is stealing your race's power source
>Seemslegit.png
>Fight against the other race by shooting paint at them
>Kill their leader
>Get the power source back
>>691168615
Illuminati confirmed
>>691168525
kek i wasnt the dude who posted that. just trying to join in with the classiness
>>691168722
oh siiiieeeeee........
>>691168570
Ratchet & Clank
>>691168511
>>691168545
Yep!
>>691168539
Had to google it, is that game still relevant anymore to anyone?
>>691168552
Points for trying
>>691168570
beyblade
>>691168527
half life
>Doin' your job
>boss turns out to be a cunt
>GTFO
>Become some chosen prophet to help your co-workers
> hero
> decide to have fun with pals
>call pals over for competition
> archnemesis who always stealin yo girl comes w/ all your other enemies and friends
>whodoyouthinkyouare.jpg
>you roll with it
> pick good location, competition start
>you're in lead because you the best
>suddenly person in last gets the game changing item
>preparinganus.jpg
>item chases after you and drops on you, stunning you
>suddenly in last
>cross finish line in 6th last after 3 laps
>lose tournament
>fucking useless mushroom head wins
>FML
>>691168936
i really dont know. its just a name of a game i've heard before but don't necessarily remember what it was about or even looked like. i was thinking of hatoful blah blah, but it was on the tip of my tongue.
>>691162978
Flicky?
>>691168874
Yep, got it
>>691169073
harry potter and the sorcerers stone Atari2600
>>691169113
Mario Kart
>peeeeUUUUUU peeeeeUUUUU
>PSSSSH PSSSH PSSSH
>THUNK!
>FFWWWWAAAAAAA
>bu da
>THUNK!
>Explosion
>BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
>>691169113
Mario kart.
>>691169113
vroom vroom muhsroom
>Be a miner
>Be oppressed
>Shit working conditions involving plague
>Kill guards to survive
>Make revolution
Re postin so people see it.
Again...
>Be teen
>Meet weird captain bloke
>Says that rival race is stealing your race's power source
>Seemslegit.png
>Fight against the other race by shooting paint at them
>Kill their leader
>Get the power source back
>>691169299
red faction
>>691169299
red faction
>>691169113
diddy kong racing
>>691169299
>>691169366
>>691169417
rad fiction
>>691169349
I wanna say splatoon cause of the paint , but I really don't know jack shit about it apart from that
>steal jewelry to stay alive
>fast
>>691169595
pff , nothing personell kid
>>691169366
>>691169417
correct
>>691169113
Banjo Kazoomie
>>691169595
Sanic
>Regular guy doing office work
>Notice everyone gone
>Some fuckwit is telling you what to do
>>691169542
Winrar
>>691169349
Splatoon
>>691169707
The Stanley Parable
>>691169707
The stanley parable
>>691169768
winrar
>>691169707
stanley's parabol
>Russian
>BOOM EXPLOSIONS AHHHH
>suddenly demons
>chillin at home when badass friend gives me mission
>fight through endless hordes of demons, Pretend Nazis, and Pretend Soviet Union communist to complete mission
>another mission
>go to wipe out demons
>TFW I realize the demons are not
Bad, but now they're dead. Because of me
>>691169799
Correct.
>>691169707
stan lee's parabellum
>I'll rip your head off and shit down your neck !
"How do you like that silver"
>>691169707
Stanley parable
>be me
>almost get killed
>new nigger friend rescues me
>I now fight for them in NYC and beat up a lot of rappers and other celebrities
>Beat the shit outta Danny Trejo
>snoop dog steals my girl
>beat the shit outta snoop dog
> "I'm gonna rip out your tongue and lick my ass with it!"
>>691169883
metro 2033
>Be bigass monster
>Decide to go to shore because f**k humans
>Destroy power plant
>Destroy farris wheel
>Giant caterpillar out of nowhere
>Kill it like it's nobody's buisness
>Absorb radiation
>Become bigger
>Kill all the other monsters
>Destroy all of japan
>????
>Profit
>>be cool
>>freeze snip snap doggos
>>not the woof bork one but the get over here one
>>become robot
>>become not robot
>>bearded in this one
>>robot one back in robot but secret now
>amphibians
>can't play though, becouse the guy at the store got mad when i called
>>691169995
Duke Nukem
>>691170167
>What now you piece of filth
>searching for a prince in the basement of a church
>getting a tendonitis
>ramming a gem in own head
>>691170376
Winrar
>>691170469
of course
>>691170446
Gozirra!
>fuckin mad max on drugs
>4 alfas
>so many explosions
>so many guns
>freak robot
>>691170690
Winrar
>>691170376
nice i loved this game
>>691170720
borderlands
Bald as fuck
Nobody likes me
Run around doing stupid ass missions
Only here because my mom married a tool
Tfw no arrow characters on my chatpad
>>691169995
Medieval: Total war II
>>691170720
>borderlands
>0/10
>>691170720
Borderlands
An Italian Mafia boss represses some Tibetans and then turns into a dragon
>>691170448
latest mortal kombat
>Yellow
>Friend is Pink
>Golden spatula pls
>>691170927
Shadow warrior?
>>691170553
Diablo 1
>>691171088
you and your awesome dubs win
>>691171026
SpongeMotherfuckingBob
>>SHAAAAAUUUUN
>Be on boat with best friends
>Storm outta knowhere
>End up shipwrecked on island
>Island is a theatre....
>Run by cats.
>Thisisfine.jpg
>Bestest friend gets enslaved as the leader of the theatre
>You also get kidnapped
>Forced to go through life risking obstacle courses for their entertainment
>The narrator is a d**k
>He's as funny af though
>>691171332
fallout 4
>>691157597
Serious Sam
>>691171228
Correct
>>691165351
no one fucking guessed my game again
I don't even know what it's called I just want any person to be able to tell me since I played it as a kid and want to find it again, been searching for years
>>691157597
>Get captured because who the fuck knows
>Some wars going on and like you give a shit
>Oh fuck. Dragon.jpg
>Turns out, you're the savior this land needs and deserves
>Go talk to some old guys on a mountain
>Kill bandits and creatures for hours aimlessly
>Get bored and go kill the dragon that saved your life after you got captured
>>691171332
I played around 60 hours before I remembered that I had a son and needed to save him
>>691171480
Skyrim
>>691171480
skyrim? never played it though
>>691159845
Guybrush threepwood
>>691171550
Fallout 420?
>hand
>ball
>balance
>jump
>where's the fucking ball
>>Died
>>Brought back to life kinda I think
>>Soulless hero searching the land for no real reason but sometimes teleporting to blue hell to stop the forces of evil
>>no dragons
>>691171036
Nope
>>691165351
Overwatch ez
>>691171480
Cmon man this one was so easy
>gf dies before I can pork her, body goes cold too.
>run away with the body and let the voices tell me how to cure death
>start hunting gross over-sized FNAF rejects .
>everything's dead victory.jpg
>realize there are several reason as to why I'm going to hell
>everything goes tits up fast
>somehow the plan worked
>>691171792
Glover
>>691171818
Soul reaver bitch
