Waifu claiming thread.
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>>691143765
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
Acknowledge my presence please.
>>691152683
i dun get it
Tohsaka here
claimed
Stealing prinz' heart
>>691153177
Top kek
>digits don't matter to me
>unless they're quads or above
>>691153193
All i need is a shuckle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xyHZLmyQ2c
>>691152854
Probably are, I think there's one around though considering those roll attempts.
Straight as an arrow
Defect, defect
Not straight, not so straight
Reject, reject
>>691153031
(prinz)
>quick hugs
>>691152271
(89 cent megumeme)
<3
Claiming
Why do people pretend to miss hand?
He was a traitor who never even liked us
He didn't care about us and I don't care about him
Roll for loods
Dio-sama...
>>691153602
>>691153602
>>691153498
What's not to like?
http://i.imgur.com/l4DTLll.jpg
I'm here, how's everyone
>>691153602
How is life as shitty bait treating ya?
>>691153666
Making a grand entrance once again, Satan
>>691153579
Sachiiiiiii~
>quick hugs
Cya guys whenever
>>691153446
S T O L E N
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>>691153835
My knee hurts, I don't even know who hand is honestly, I just see people mention him :p
HOLY SHIT GUYS THE ORANGE SCENTED BODYWASH I BOUGHT A FEW DAYS AGO ACTUALLY SMELLS LIKE REAL ORANGES HOLY SHIT
>jenny claim
>>691153948
R E R O L L
E. L
R. O
O. R
L. E
L L O R E R
>>691154198
So it smells awful?
>>691154095
>>691154095
This is also bait.
>>691154304
I think it smells wonderful darling
>>691153498
shuckle op
>>691154608
Sorry eye fucked her eyes
>>691153498
*steals Syndra's tea and pantsu*
>>691153503
Thankfully its gone now.
Sadly, im leaving for a bit too.
See you whenever
claimed
nerfed but still loved
>>691154533
Your waifu is pretty cute! Call me sometime for a good time c:
Hey, for once I'm not on mobile!
What's up guys?
>>691154886
We gon fukk or no
>>691153835
Want to fukk me?
>>691154695
I was pondering about the LLLC and the meaning of our club to ponder things, which led me to believe that in fact we are anarchists with no motivation to achieve any breakthroughs whatsoever, but as I had done pondering that I realized I had made a breakthrough in that sense of explaining our core meaning, which in the end rendered it all useless by being contrary.
We are back at the starting point.
>>691154833
Have a good one Syndra.
>>691154899
alot of stealing
>>691154598
>old homeless man sprints out from the darkness
>spanks Homura
>steals panties
>runs into the night while laughing manically
>>691155074
I'd let you fuck me if we could :c
>>691155382
Is that some sort of ERP?
claimed
Jinx claimed. What's good, guys?
>>691155382
faggot
>>691155074
We're sharing, I don't care.
>>691155352
Lmao wtf is that thing? Certainly not a waifu, of that I'm sure.
>>691153230
Stolen!
>>691155352
Stealing is gud for the economy! :3
>filename
kek
>>691155382
That's some good literature, sir.
>>691155641
NO WE'RE NOT
GET YOUR OWN WAIFU
>>691155006
I'm dead.
>>691155382
>old homeless man
>spanking Homu
Yea right.
>>691155315
its a vicious paradox my friend
for now, im just dragoniting the fuck out of 12 y/o's on pokemon showdown
i've been stuck thinking about the consept of time
>>691155811
>>691155641
Waifu war!
>>691155483
Esdeath came and brought with her waves of autism
>>691155506
Hay Janx
You've been claiming before right?
>>691155811
Dweeb weeb
>>691155861
Why are you dead?
Everything's okay, lovely?
>>691155950
Yeah, I win.
>>691155956
Yes I have, a few months ago. I dropped off the face of the Earth a while back but I found my way back to this thread somehow.
Still here
>>691153602
I miss him...
>>691155861
My mistake, he didn't just spank Homu, he fucked the shit out of her!
>Homu gets the shit fucked out of her
>Old homeless man cares not for protection
>cums balls deep
>Homu gets knocked up
>Homeless fag shoves a buttplug into Homu's cunny and ass
cont?
>>691156009
If I don't pass tomorrow I will have to get a shit-tier job quickly like construction worker.
>>691156312
If you're enjoying writing it do whatever you want.
>>691156041
Shut up you Kraut! We cut you back to the Bastogne yet!
>>691156321
Manual labor is perhaps the worst kind of occupation you could get... Pass whatever the hell you need to pass!
>>691155866
I know, maybe after all we're not anarchists with no motivation to achieve anything, there must be a deeper meaning to this all.
Sounds good.
I was pondering about that a few days ago, I still don't know where the hell it all disappears and how does taking a leak make a few minutes disappear.
We seem to stand at the core of the most important quandaries the humankind has ever faced.
>>691156517
Fuck off bong.
>>691156321
You will. However, good luck.
I think I'll try to sleep. You should, aswell.
Sorry I kept you from studying asking for replies.
Good night, cutie.
I'm going to go take a nap now (assuming I don't fail miserably at falling asleep like I did last night), I'll return in a half an hour if I fail, or an hour or two.
>>691156127
I want to gag on her cock
>>691156712
>Bombing of Dresden
You nazifags would have lost the war even if Stalingrad fell.
>>691156780
Now why would you do that?
>>691156763
cya later!
>>691156739
No need to apologize, I'd be lurking anyway. Sleep tight cutie and I will try my best, your words are great for motivation.
I think I can stay up for few more hours but let's see.
>>691156678
It's specially not nice during Summer.
>>691156912
>Even if stalingrad fell.
If stalingrad fell, you would've been annexed.
reason for this is because kraut would have focused more of the armies on british forces.
>>691156697
i think we have motivation to achieve nothing
that in it self is something so i cant say we are true anarchists but i would love to live in an anarchist society, as i wanna take a shit on david camerons face.
all that aside, i think time is a sphere of lines that started with the big bang causing many alternate universes, though this would mean time would be moving. how does time move? its not a thing so it cant move as we do, and its not subjective, everyone has about the same idea on what is time. so how does it move, how does it go fast? go slow? and how can we miss whole months of time without knowing?
>>691157118
A ton of painstaking work in the heat. When you get home you feel tired, miserable, and in pain. The injuries you sustain will stay with you throughout your life. You make minimal amounts of money for this work. Definitely not the way you want to live.
MeguMINE
>>691157406
But we achieved something, in that sense the statement can't be true.
I believe it might be something like radiation, out of sight, but it does possess the means to harm you, unless they both in fact are the same thing.
Maybe in the end we are just being subjected to larger amounts of it in certain periods, which could explain the amnesia of so said spent time.
Claimed
What's going on ?
>>691157118
Please be careful, I am aware this is very important to you. Spend your time wisely.
>>691157291
The luftwaffe was mostly destroyed in the battle of Britain. The remaining portions were focused in the Mediterranean. German forces were on the retreat near Moscow and Leningrad. Army Group Center collapsed and routed before Stalingrad. German cities were being burned to the ground by British bombs. North African campaign was won by the Allies by now. You jerries were fucked either way.
>brb in 20 minutes
Best type moon claimed.
Heyyy I've heard this is the waifu claiming area, so what do I do now that I've brought my waifu?
>>691158126
This is when Germany started to be steamrolled by Russia.
What the fuck are you even on about? Never mind this was almost 80 years ago, who cares?
All that matters now is living by a code a code of Nationalism.
>>691158576
Hey Shiki
>>691157916
i forgot what we achieved, could you remind me?
so would time be a drug then, sedating our brains whether we want it or not.
an infinite drug throughout the universe causing all things able to comprehend it become a slave of its will.
or, just a stray thought, time is someone or something that keeps the balance in the universe. though that may cause our loss but something others gain
>>691158421
>>691157694
Fuck off
>>691158864
mine
>>691158864
>>691158921
Both of you shut the fuck up
>>691159111
Nah
PRAISE GABEN
http://gaben.tv/
Button masher claimed.
>>691158421
If Ruri was posting, then who was phone?
>>691158758
We achieved the critical paradox, which could have redeemed us.
Most likely, but for now we need to ponder who is behind it all subjecting us to it akin to lab rats.
>>691158643
just talk really
I miss my trips
And my trips misses me
>If trips get, every waifu of the thread must be given to me this very instant!
>>691159447
No scones to comfort me this time
>>691159447
You were close Tripsguy.
Nope. Shit. I may have feel asleep for like two minutes though, good enough.
>>691158024
<3
>>691157593
The low salary is the worst part about it, sure it's a job that requires no education but it's hard and someone has to do it.
>>691159447
Feelsbadman.
>>691158718
Hi Saberfag, how was your day?
>>691159199
F U C K O F F
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>>691159447
So close! Maybe one day...
>>691159447
It's sad that you are both doomed to be separated for the end of time.
>>691159447
you almost don't miss your trips
>>691158921
>>691158864
>>691159111
listen to the trips
>>691159541
Whens the last time you slept?
I know your feel bro I haven't slept either, and I gotta head to work to chef it up
>>691159712
>>691159199
You can only have 1 waifu until next season
>>691159798
Oh, I woke up about seven hours ago, but last night it took me two hours to fall asleep, which only resulted in me getting four hours of sleep. I run daily, but I do suprisingly well even when tired.
>>691159786
Trips don't mean shit to me.
>>691159786
>Rattle
>>691159798
Fuck off my waifu
dibs Rias Gremory
>>691160041
>4 hours sleep
yeh k
>>691159270
could you write a book simplifying everything we ponder, as in, how we come to our conclusions if we to come to one. if not then thats fine, no book is made.
i think we should ponder where they are first, and how to get there, as they probably have no connections to any race in the universe and most likely dont have a name since time has existed from the beginning of the universe, and as they have survived this long im guessing its either a race or one immortal
>>691160058
hey maidzuru
how are you?
>rattle rattle
>>691160262
ur waifu a sloot
>>691159617
Pretty good and you
>>691160262
Akeno Himejime is way better
>>691160572
I'm pretty good. How about you?
>>691160581
Alright, just got home from a family gathering but a storm ruined the bonfire.
Holy damn my body is fucked edition.
>no, you want to wake up at 5am
>pass out until 6am
>decide to get out of bed
>pass out until 7am
>you now have 3 minutes to get to work
>get to work 10 mins late
Wewlad. Rory-sama claimed
>>691161072
Lazy CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT
>>691160490
I will write a semi-long notepad, as I have no prior experience in writing books, that is if we ever reach a conclusion to all these quandaries which torture our brains.
I've been actually thinking that it would be pretty neat if it would be something akin to Lovecraft's Cthulhu old ones, but the probability of such thing is minimal, almost astronomical.
But then again the other choices share the same probabilities.
>>691160620
ur waifu also a sloot
>>691160710
good to know
im fine
>>691161072
did you get no sleep the day before or something?
>>691160299
I don't exactly understand the yeh k.
Back
>>691161365
I went to bed earlier than usual and had plenty of sleep all week.
HAVE YOU PRAISED GABEN ENOUGH TODAY?
http://gaben.tv/
http://gaben.tv/
http://gaben.tv/
>>691161476
>>691161604
>>691161604
fuck that filthy jew and any piece of shit newfagg who "praises" him
steam if fucking dead
>>691161678
Gee, thanks anon.
>>691161513
Anyone want to play War Thunder with me?
What up Megumin
>>691161961
Name?
>>691161819
Homu and Kyouko give the dank upres pics.
>>691161914
Fukken saved
>>691161999
>>691162050
>name
ReDarjeeling
Wanna MiG 15 squad, or what?
>>691161211
if this would be your first book, no one would expect anything from you other than good grammar and spelling.
i think we will be doing this till the day we die so the book would be the longest in history
the odds of it resembling anything from lovecract are almost nothing, but not impossible.
and since we're open to the theory of infinite universes, there must be an infinite amount of universes in which this possibility is reality.
and by the same reasoning, anything you say is true, is true, just not always for your you.
have we broken ourselves yet?
Well that was faster than expected.
im hungry
>>691162056
They never cease to amaze me.
>>691162489
I would recommend eating.
>>691162489
Pocky?
>>691162686
im lazy
>>691162767
please and thank you
The fuck is up?
Just got up from an amazing nap.
>>691162320
Most likely, I'll memorize all of this and write it once we are done pondering about everything.
I am not expecting any big sales such as the bible has had.
I didn't think of it as broad as that, but that does allow us to theorize even further into the oblivion.
If we haven't broken ourselves, the question is, are we human?
Or are we dancer?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIZdjT1472Y
>>691162339
Was that for sleep?
>>691162767
Yes please.
>>691161999
Hello aqua
>>691162922
You're one of those freaks who enjoys waking up, aren't you?
>>691163046
>>691160780
That sucks was the rest of the gathering enjoyable at least?
>Sorry for late reply
>>691163152
Yes it was pretty good and the food was top notch as usual.
>>691163109
No. i woke up Looked around was bored instantly