Step 1: Ask a 33 year old kissless virgin anything.
Step 2: Feel better about your own pathetic life.
What was your situation with girls at age 19? (my current age)
What level is your Fire Magic, you wizard?
What is the meaning of life?
>>691082970
Had a few female friends. Crushed were not interested.
>>691082992
Around tree fiddy
>>691083105
Violent masturbation
How many of your friends are in the same boat?
>>691083314
I don't have any friends anymore. But I am not aware of anyone being a virgin.
What/who do you blame your lame life on?
>>691083257
Well you did better than me right now. I'm a kissless virg at 19 with no female friends
>>691083393
Is that Ushio encountering pedobear?
>>691083393
Myself.
>>691083428
You are still young.
>>691083604
you say that at first. then next thing you know three years is gone. then five. then ten.
where did the time go..
>>691083604
Closest thing to a sexual encounter you've had?
>>691083587
You pleb
>>691083604
What features and factors of yourself has contribued to this downfall?
>>691083929
Conversation. Nothing more. Never any interest in talking to me, being around me, or even anything beyond that.
>>691082872
Why don't you do something about it? It's not like being a kv is the be all and end all. Why not if it bothers you that much buy a prostitute or get /fit/ and try and get laid?
>>691083947
Fuarkk I forgot... That's from the Tomoyo arc huh?
>>691084065
I am very socially awkward and devoid of any personality / charisma.
>>691084272
Prostitutes don't count. And while I am not /fit/ in the way many people there expect (= hypertrophic), but I am quite athletic (bouldering/climbing, running, cycling)
>>691084461
Think so
>>691082872
The reason faggots like you are kvs is because you have unrealistic standards and punch above your weight, not noticing the girls in your league like you.
>>691084767
I indeed have problems determining where my league even is. But I usually hit on people who considered 5-6/10
And what are your plans for the future?
>>691084621
How would you rate yourself overall/10
Just face /10
What's next for you
>>691084905
How much money in your bank account?
>>691084621
Most people here are socially awkward but can still get girls (maybe) what sets you apart from the rest? I'm socially awkward myself but would you have any tips on making friends?
>>691084946
>>691085043
Getting a job in order to avoid starvation.
>>691084967
7/10
Face: 6/10
>>691085142
20k Euros. But I am living from the in the moment.
>>691085202
Why would you want tips from OP?!
I'm a normal guy and I have sex
Where do you live?
33 is still young for a man. You can get young puss without problems. Unless you really look like a mudslim 3rd worldler.
You still have time to graduate from the wizard school
>>691082872
Do you ever have dreams of being with someone?
>>691085571
Grats.
>>691085716
UK. Originally from Germany.
>>691085719
I can't get any puss without problem.
>>691085743
A lot.
>>691085853
Do you try to get out of your situation? I mean REALLY tried or have you just always been resigned to it?
>>691085317
First off, 20k euros is waaay more than I expected.
Second, I've always had this idea that with a little self-care (fitness and face/hair stuff) and the right kind of attitude and calm personality, most anyone can get a girl.
I mean, you have all your limbs and everything, right? No outstanding deformities?
I guess my question is have you given up hope? Because you haven't even offered a reason here as to why you can't find a girl. Plenty of socially awkward people get some poon-tang. Why do you think it's different for you?
>>691086099
What do you define as really trying. I have forced myself to nearly any party during my university years. I have tried online dating.
>>691082872
Are you me from the future?
Find something you can die for?
>>691086256
>Second, I've always had this idea that with a little self-care (fitness and face/hair stuff) and the right kind of attitude and calm personality, most anyone can get a girl.
Self care and fitness was never a problem. Attitude is.
>I mean, you have all your limbs and everything, right? No outstanding deformities?
No Sir.
>Why do you think it's different for you?
If I would know, I could fix it.
>>691085202
Biggest part about succeeding socially and in general in life is having passionate interests. You can be as awkward as one can be and still build a close circle of friends and get romantic partners if the little you say is interesting to the people into the same things you are. It also shows women that if you can be passionately fixated about something, you can also be passionately interested about them.
That is why passive, in all sense "good guys" who might know a lot about almost anything but are really not interested of anything in particular get nowhere with women or need a very rare kind of partner that share the same mindset. The problem is that passive people rarely find each other if they are not by chance forced to operate in the same environment like work or education and even then both of them probably think that the other one is just nice to everyone and don't care about them.
>>691086690
>If I would know, I could fix it
Good point. Stupid question.
But didn't you just say attitude was the problem? Can you not fix that?
>>691085317
Where do you live, with how many people do you interact daily?
>>691083388
>I don't have any friends anymore. But I am not aware of anyone being a virgin.
Nigger, get the fuck out of the house right now. It's bad for you.
>>691082872
what is your favorit food?
>>691086302
Confidence building and continuous self improvement, desensitising yourself to anxiety inducing situations and expanding your comfort zones.
I suffered from a fairly severe anxiety disorder and went without social contact or deep friendships for the majority of my life, I started doing the above and I have the belief now that I am worth something and sure enough the friendships and a partner came along.
>>691086944
OP here. Good points. That fits to me.
>>691086969
>But didn't you just say attitude was the problem? Can you not fix that?
It goes beyond attitude; it is my whole character and personality.
If it's any consolation OP, sex isn't great anyway.
>>691083428
>>691083604
I bet you guys are out of shape/not studying/doing a cool job and wonder why
>>691087001
UK. What do you define as interact? The only person I interacted with today was the cashier in the supermarket.
>>691087134
Salmon nicoise.
>>691087157
How did you desensitised yourself? What did you do?
>>691087311
OP here. In shape. Went to uni for ten years. But yeah, I am unemployed.
19 virgin, not kissles, had one gf, we only practised licking our private parts etc
im a bit fat, pretty small dick 16 centimetres
now i dont have any interactions with gals, small amount of friends
shy and insecure
As you can see OP its descritpion of pathetic person. So heres the question. Are you happy with your life? I might be in similar situation like you in future. >>691087413
dude don't give up, do you make it better by writing this post? no, you don't. so just hang out, make friends, you aren't so bad like you think. op, you're strong, /b/ believes in you
>>691086256
20k euros is better than nothing but in the Euro zone you can't really do much with it. Houses start at 120k here and then you're in the worst ghetto you can find.
>>691087166
First off, this person >>691085202 is right, but I wouldn't expect that method to work quickly. You'll have to find someone who thinks your interests are interesting. I love to talk about music analytically with people, but a lot of people (and I mean a LOT) are just kind of bored by it. Find that girl that likes passionately whatever you like passionately or who at least likes to hear you talk about it. Hell, my girlfriend doesn't even really have the same passion I do for analyzing music, but she can listen to me talk about it for forever. I love it and so does she.
>It goes beyond attitude; it is my whole character and personality.
Hopefully this is something that mends itself over time as you try new methods. Best of luck to you.
>>691087572
>I love to talk about music analytically with people
What kind of music do you listen to?
>>691087174
Don't tell him that. Sex is killer. I'm away from my gf for a month and all I can think about is how excited I am for sex.
Fuck what you're saying. If OP wants some sex, he should go for it.
>>691087491
16 cm is alright, don't worry about it. You should really just get into exercise a bit to lose the fat, it's not that hard as long as you don't keep cramming junk food in your face. Shy and insecure comes from your twisted self image so what you should do is make a list and think how you can improve.
Don't be afraid to fail, it's trial and error for everyone. You just skipped the part where you do this during your teens which is going to be suffering but you'll grow as a person.
I never understood being shy in the first place. Why do you even give a fuck what people think of you?
>>691087413
>went to uni for 10 years
What, how. Do you even have a degree in something worthwhile after that?
>>691082872
Why has it never happened anon ? your looks or personality ? or you can´t be bothered with having someone ?
>>691087782
>What, how. Do you even have a degree in something worthwhile after that?
I have a BSc, MSc and PhD in biology related subjects. Is that worthwhile? No.
>>691087902
Personality.
>>691087926
That sounds generic, surely you have interesting stories with those titles. You could at the very very least become a biology teacher. I mean, you studied it for a decade so it has to be your passion?
>>691087166
from >>691086944
It's the apathy, man. I know. A way to fix it? I don't.
I am 27 and for me even if a couple of girls have been interested in me and been waiting for me to move in to the same wavelength and show interest back to them to get the ball rolling, the situation has been somehow socially skew in my mind and I have not really been on the same level with them on being able to commit to anything without understanding them better and the whole thing has died before even starting.
I've literally and figuratively walked out of the situation.
>>691087953
I guess I understand you.
I had luck finding someone that actually enjoys my personality but thats like one in a million.
I just dont give a shit about much and if i have girlfriends basically its because they pushed it , not me.
>>691088055
>That sounds generic, surely you have interesting stories with those titles.
I actually don't. Nothing exciting happened.
>You could at the very very least become a biology teacher. I mean, you studied it for a decade so it has to be your passion?
For teaching, you have to study pedagogics.
>>691088085
Because you are thinking from a mindset of "I want to get into your panties" instead of "I want to get to know you". Women can sense that.
It takes practice to hide it well.
>>691088205
Doesn't Shell need doctors in Biology? Surely SOME company has some use for you or you could start something yourself with all that knowledge?
Hell, I make websites on the side which nets met about 1k extra a month. Someone with your background should be able to find something to do. Lack of social interaction and purpose dulls the mind.
Even volunteer work would be better than sitting around moping.
>>691087712
I was into Tyler the Creator a lot recently. Sure it's not the creme de la crop of rap music, but it was always so interesting to me. If there's one thing about his music that's true, it's that you can really hear his personality come through in it, for better or for worse.
I'm starting to get into Kendrick Lamar, but before I was listening to rap, I was always into groups like Nirvana, Everclear, stuff like that. I also love twenty one pilots with a passion, and am also into this group called Hop Along. When the lead singer was solo, she released a song called Bruno is Orange which is my second favorite song of all time (right behind Yonkers).
But just to list off random shit, Jagged Little Pill, Master of Puppets, some of Billy Joel's music is to die for in my opinion, I like listening to classical stations, and even though it gets a bad rap from music snobs, there is some great country music out there.
>What kind of music do you listen to?
Freaking everything.
>>691084767
But you have to want to be with the girls in your league...
>>691087359
I started small and built up over a long period of time (5 years starting at 19) and only moving to something else after I thought my anxiety was at a manageable level to do other things. Its hard to remember the what I did first but the earliest thing I can remember that I actually tried to do was going to a mall, just sitting down and getting used to the anxiety of just being around people, started to eat in public, started studying but still couldn't talk to anyone or ask questions, got my first job but didn't last long because I couldn't communicate properly with customers or staff, I think after that I joined a group of other people with severe anxiety and we became 'friends', we had similar interests but we never talked outside of the support group. I forget a lot of the stuff inbetween but in the last 2 years or so I started exercising and lost a lot of weight and started taking care of myself dietary and hygiene wise, bought better clothing and practiced my communication skills extremely often and just kept pushing myself into social situations that would originally have given me a panic attack.
The result is a stable job, a decent sized group of people I consider close trustworthy friends, a girlfriend and most of all drastically increased positive self image and confidence.
>>691088241
Or just change your attitude. That seems to work best for me, personally.
If you talk to a girl and that turns into hanging out with a girl, then just enjoy your time hanging out with her. It makes her more comfortable. You should like just being with her. Otherwise, she won't want you anyway.
In summary, be genuine.
>>691088384
>Doesn't Shell need doctors in Biology? Surely SOME company has some use for you or you could start something yourself with all that knowledge?
When I was graduating, I was pretty positive that I find a job easily. But the supply of bio PhDs is larger than the demand. As for Shell, they might need people with a background in microbiology or botanics. I primarily did cancer research and genomics.
>>691088412
Sounds okay, except that I hate Billy Joel passionately.
>>691088845
>In summary, be genuine.
But I'm not gay, I can't be a girlfriend. Women are annoying and unable to grasp complex concepts except for a few unicorn cases here and there. It's easier to fake it.
>>691088747
OP here. You seem to have much more social anxiety that I have.
>>691089004
>Women are annoying and unable to grasp complex concepts except for a few unicorn cases here and there. It's easier to fake it.
Wat.
>>691088241
You misunderstood me royally. For me the situation has been the opposite with the kind of women that have been into me sexually.
For example one girl at a student cruise (from my faculty) asked me to come get some air with her from the bar. Then after a while of casual conversation she asked me to her cabin to "get some more drinks" and when we get there she was pretty much ready for the D if I had just made a slightest move towards it, giggling how she is a bit tipsy, but for reasons too complicated to explain here I kept everything strictly platonic and didn't go sit next to her. We talked some more, she didn't really drink anything more in there and then we went back to the bar with her seeming a bit disappointed and the next day I couldn't even get her to talk with me when I tried to throw some small talk at her direction while in a group.
>>691089333
Shouldn't that be reassuring? He came out alright in the end.
>>691089449
There's nothing wrong with not having sex if you genuinely don't want to have sex. Don't let society tell you differently.
>>691089473
His avoidance of social situations was his problem and after that was fixed, he managed to get friends and a girlfriend. I am much less avoidant than him, but still can't get anyone to like me.
>>691082872
what do you do for a living and what do you do on your sparetime?
Also are you ugly looking?
>>691089686
I see. That's actually some fair logic.
Regardless, have you ever joined some sort of group? Have you considered it?
>>691089842
>what do you do for a living and what do you do on your sparetime?
I am currently unemployed.
I like cooking, sports (climbing, running, cycling), reading and listening to music.
>Also are you ugly looking?
No. I am average looking.
>>691089845
>Regardless, have you ever joined some sort of group? Have you considered it?
In university, I usually tried to do as much student sports as possible. One different variety each semester.
>>691090072
I would say you are good looking... unless your eyes are fucked up.
What are you currently doing to improve your situation?
>>691090139
>I would say you are good looking... unless your eyes are fucked up.
I second that, OP.
>>691088412
>I'm in my mid twenties and I miss the good ol' days
>>691090072
Lower your standards and you could probably get a girl. Its not that hard, you just need to get out there
>>691090139
My eyes are fine. And my focus is probably on finding a job. If I don't get anything in the next month, I have to consider working in retail.
>>691089686
That's why I asked if you have tried. You recognise that there is something wrong with your character/attitude but you haven't pin pointed what it is?
Are you unhappy with your situation? Its fine if you're not but I was extremely unhappy with mine and so tried hard to change.
>>691090072
Wait, wait, wait, you cook? And read?
Jeez, this is a conundrum. You seem intelligent too.
OP, maybe just keep getting out there? Or make a friend that can help you out? I don't know man.
>>691090483
What should my standards be? Complementarily, here is my body (which should be okay).
>>691090460
I'm actually 19, and I just remembered that I totally forgot to mention Green Day! Whoops.
>>691090603
>>691090072
Wat..your shoulder width does NOT look right here comparing the two images. But im gona answer anyway, if that truly is your face and body, you should have no problem. I have a 8/10 face and 3/10 skinny as fuck body but i still have a petite and loving gf. It wasn't easy finding her tho leme jsut tell you that
>>691090603
OP, you have a fucking great body too. Are you trolling here?
Listen, are you not confident? Because you totally should be. You're sexy, dude. Just talk to a bunch of girls or some shit, man. I don't even know. I think I've been on this thread for forever now.
>>691090583
>Wait, wait, wait, you cook? And read?
Doesn't everybody? That's kind of being the baseline to being a functional human.
>Jeez, this is a conundrum. You seem intelligent too.
I am not. I am educated though.
>>691090603
So you are fit and healthy. Tick
Cook. Tick
You're pretty good looking. Tick
Educated. Tick
What are you doing wrong my nigga?
>>691090603
OP seriously, compared to me you are a greek god, and I look like a troll. still I can manage to get ladies even though I'm smallish with some fat on my belly.
I also suffer from social anxiety and need to eat meds to be able to talk to people. You are doing fine. and you make me feel like garbage.
>>691090885
Reverse image search both of those and you won't find anything. I can't be certain, but it looks like he's being honest... maybe.
>>691091021
I think he means that you 'like' cooking meaning you must be passionate and , I personally hate it and only cook simple meals just to chase away the hunger. I'm sure chicks would love a guy to cook a meal full of passion and skill.
>>691090885
Regarding the shoulder width. I have a quite big head. But my neck seem a bit bigger on the body shot which might just be perspective.
>>691090911
Compared to the people who I usually see in the climbing gym, my body is really shit. Nothing out of the ordinary.
>I don't even know.
That sums up my whole life.
>>691091130
Lol. A dozen internet strangers are now sucking OP's dick, and he still can't get a girl. Such a tragedy.
>>691091299
I am not passionate about anything, but I enjoy cooking elaborate stuff. Recreating the shit you find in "Modernist Cuisine" etc. Also baking. But baking is easy.
>>691091325
You should change who you're comparing yourself to, you're only impacting your self-image negatively by comparing yourself to people who likely exercise a LOT more than you but that shouldn't matter because you are perfectly fine. Just compare yourself to the regular joes in the streets and realise you are beyond average.
>>691091702
But why shouldn't I compare myself to the people who train in the same place as I?
>>691091325
>Compared to the people who I usually see in the climbing gym, my body is really shit. Nothing out of the ordinary.
That sounds like part of your problem to me. Compared to the guys at the climbing gym, my body is shit too. I'm skinny as fuck. I have no chest aside from the small gynecomastia lump on my left side (Not kidding). But I feel sexy and I feel confident because I remind myself that I am sexy and I should be confident. I have to, everyday and just like most everyone else, remind myself to not compare me to the guys at the climbing gym.
There are guys a lot less attractive and a lot less intelligent than me doing a lot better with the ladies. You're attractive unless you're actually a cyclops. You'll do fine. You just need to relax and talk to women.
Oh, and shit, talk to a counselor. Counselor's are fucking great. I love my counselor.
>>691091382
its always about the selfpity, op is not doing bad in life, he got everything at his feet. He is good looking, educated, can afford not taking a shit job. compared to most others he is doing great execpt for failing with the ladies.
>>691092021
>Oh, and shit, talk to a counselor. Counselor's are fucking great. I love my counselor.
Is a counseler like a psychologist?
>>691092071
>He is good looking, educated, can afford not taking a shit job.
My life is in shambles.
I am unemployed, socially isolated, and without any real perspective for the future. And worst of all, I am old.
>>691091818
Really you shouldn't be comparing yourself to anyone but are all factors the same? Genes, amount/intensity/type of exercise, diet and other factors?
They properly aren't and so you may as well compare apples to oranges. I'm just saying if you are going to compare why not do it between you and the ACTUALLY average people on the streets.
>>691092144
Yeah, but mine gets weird about being called a psychologist. Not sure why. I guess counselor is the more specific term. Maybe a psychologist has more to do with research?
>>691092301
>I'm just saying if you are going to compare why not do it between you and the ACTUALLY average people on the streets.
But there, factors are different as well.
>>691092498
Good to know.
>>691082872
Na, wie geht's dir heute? (Ich hatte dich letztens wegen deiner Herkunft, im Zusammenhang mit der Uhrzeit angemacht).
Wenn du sozial wirklich so schlimm bist, wieso schaffst du es dann, auf 4chan "normal" zu sein?
Grüße aus Deutschland
18 Years old Virgin
>>691092285
33 isn't old.
If you're truly tired of your life, pinpoint what that problem is, psychologists are far better equipped to help you pinpoint that flaw of yours is in attitude/character or whatever.
>>691092596
Exactly, that's why I said you shouldn't compare at all but IF you are going to anyway, why not in a way that will increase your positive self-image?
>>691092729
Benehme ich mich normal? Ich denke nicht.
>>691092885
33 is old. The best time of my life is long past. I was playing "Life is Strange" recently and it was an extremely depressing experience, just because it gave you a glimpse of how to be a socially adjusted teenager/young adult. Hell, I still dream about my high school crushes.
>>691082872
When will you kill yourself?
>>691093746
Still some space till rock bottom.
Im a 22 KV faggot who is cute (apparently) and many men want to fuck me (apparently) but i want a relationship.
But its 2016. Everyone is fucking or cucking.
>woulda self posted but purged lewds
>heres hideyoshi instead
>>691094388
Kek.
>>691094644
>kek
>keck
>kuck
>cuck
OP is wizard, got any magic to kill faggots?
>>691087740
>virgin
I'm away from my gf for a month and all I can think about is how to get them all to agree to go to concentration camps so we can build faggot island.
>>691082872
im 21 and had a threesome the other day why are you so pathetic?
>>691095113
Too much of a pussy to kill yourself?
>>691095173
I'm envious. Were they hot?
What are your stats OP?
STR, DEX, VIT, AGI, INT, WIS?
>>691089668
Yeah but because of situations like that I am 27 and loveless, virgin and alone in life.
>>691095543
4, 6, 6, 7, 5, 1
>>691095543
Not OP. For science.
S 4
D 7
V 5
A 6
I 8
Ch 2
Laid mid 20s
Pretty sure it was charisma checks that killed me. Girls are really preoccupied and unobservant until they make it to their mid/late 20s without having a kid.
THAT is your window neckbeards. Its getting smaller everyday.
>>691095169
I miss sex so therefore I'm a virgin?
>>691089668
>>691095670
You should also push yourself out of your comfort zone.
>>691082872
Such faggotry in this thread. Look fucking girls is easy. Just make a normal conversation with them, complement them and then ask to fuck.
>>691096080
Yes. Ever hear of a dry drunk.
Are you autistic?
Are you ugly? You say you're not, but it must be one or the other.
>>691084621
>prostitutes don't count
Yes they do. They are living, breathing people. You kiss them, you touch them, they give you the succ, you fuck them, you pay them. It counts, m8. Don't have some fantasy in your head where you think a perfect gf will come around.
>>691096179
>and then ask to fuck.
I mean, maybe not directly. "We can go back to my place" maybe. Not "Yoo vanna fuck?"
>>691096297
You don't bring game to a hunt
>>691096297
Also, I've heard that such a thing can make a guy more confident.
Still, don't force yourself into that if you don't want it, OP. Regrets suck. Especially sexual ones.
>>691096414
Train like you fight.
Im 22 and kissless virgin myself, but im honestly not depressed about that at all.
I had plenty of opportunities to sex in my life.
There were some girls in school that were into me. One espcially, even lied to everyone and told them we had sex, but I never even touched her.
At work too. I even got asked by two underage girls (13-15?) for sex at the trainstation.
About 2 weeks ago I somehow tripped into another underage girl (via whatsapp) that went a bit too far. When she said she was 14 I stopped contacting her.
Obviously I btfo them off. And the rest I simply didnt.
And now I have this girl that is probably up for some instant sex if I told her, she even has a bf.
Yet still, I didnt even kiss. And I dont have a problem with that.
Got friends and they all like me, but I really rarely go out. Never went into a club except once. Feels packed, shitty and loud.
Honestly I dont even know why I refuse. I think its my lazyness. I'd say im one of the laziest fuckers around. I simply hate to do shit. I like staying in front of my pc or watching tv.
Doing nothing just feels great to me. Im not a fat fucker or anything, im actually fit too and excersice. Been told that I look sexy and shit.
Somehow I want to fight my lazyness, but at the same time im happy. I dont really know.
>>691096648
>liar
>>691082872
You sound like a total ASSHOLE
>>691096790
My story is too shit and boring to be a lie anon
>>691096209
I am pretty autistic.
>>691096179
Normal conversation isn't my strong suit.
>>691096297
>Don't have some fantasy in your head where you think a perfect gf will come around.
No. All my phantasies play in the past.
>>691096184
>Ever hear of a dry drunk.
A dry drunk would be someone who has stopped alcohol yet still has the mindset of an alcoholic.
Analogically, this would make me someone who hasn't had sex in a while but would still like too. And I do want to. As I did before.
I'm not understanding your logic here. The "dry drunk" mentality is, like, exactly what I described. Are you stupid or just ignorant?
>>691096899
Why?
Muh dink so big even muh bros wonna hop on it and shove it up they asshole
>>691096940
>sex is g-g-great!
>you're still young, dumb, and full of cum
Logically, you're mad.
It's okay, OP, at least you don't have to deal with breaking up. It's worse than being single and innocent, and it feels even worse when she's fucking another guy, so.........
>>691096351
>Go back to your place
>Do everything except any kind of sexual intercourse, like watching tv, gaming or playing board games or some shit
>Actually both have the greatest fun of their life
>>691082872
>Feel better about your own pathetic life
But I'm 30, not a virgin, have my own house and a car. How is that pathetic?
>>691096906
Its too lukewarm to be the truth either. When you're alone it makes you claw at your eyeballs.
>>691082872
Same boat as you are OP, only 18 but I wont be having sex forever, any tips for the journey.
>>691097178
>Logically, you're mad.
Deflecting arguments is fun, but only if you're ridiculously stupid.
>>691082872
If train A leaves the station at 7:45 and train B leaves at 8:45 at what time would the trains pass each other
>>691097319
Anise and lube. Godspeed
>>691097309
Ehh its a little bit cold when you consider that I refused them all. Why would you claw your eyeballs though?
>>691097255
Not sure if you're being sarcastic, but that actually sounds like a great time. Like, relationship security on the first date or something.
>>691097395
You don't have to prove it.
>>691097414
Anise ?
Denial in an OP virgin thread. Some of you are beyond help.
>>691097562
Anise is a flower. Girls like anises
>>691097493
I haven't tried to prove it.
Here. You dropped these.
>>691097670
No surely they're youres
>>691097791
Theyre mine, sorry guys.
>>691097642
What does that have to do with anything ? I dont want to lose my v-card
>>691097791
If I wanted my cumback, I wouldn't have put it in your last drink.
>>691097961
*pours last drink in your anise*
Nothin personnel kid.
>>691097319
Not OP, but I do have a few tips that made me go from awkward to non-virgin in two years:
1) hit the gym, but know this is the least important step
2) get progressively slightly less awkward friends over time. I went from awkward people like what I used to be, to party animals, so it's possible
3) learn how to be less awkward in the process of hanging out with people slightly less awkward then you
4) surpassingly, this allows you to get with girls that you would have previously thought were better than you. I'm pretty much the only one of my friends that doesn't live in a mansion or large house (I live in Miami)
>>691098171
I was asking op for wizard tips, As said im not trying to lose the v card.
>>691098171
OP here. How do you get less awkward.
>>691098133
Dammit. Now how am I going to lose my virginity?
>>691098440
Go out to places that are more public where you still don't interact much but where you can pursue things and get used to people being around.
Then do what the other anons are saying.
>>691098962
>Go out to places that are more public where you still don't interact much but where you can pursue things and get used to people being around.
Haven't I been doing that?
>>691099049
Probably not. These types of places are usually guarded by being expensive or having memberships. Try hobbyshops or college activity centers. Sometimes being a nerd actually helps.
>>691099229
Or gyms. Or sportclubs? Or classes? Or workplaces?
Do you drink/take drugs? Have you tried any psychedelic drugs?
What do you fap to, is usual porn still working for you? Did you have any sort of cybering(ERP, webcams, any)?
Sorry if some of this been asked before.
>>691099341
No not really. I'm speaking to a socially awkward demographic.
>>691099439
>Do you drink/take drugs?
I drink a lot. Always did. Smoke(d) weed now and then.
>Have you tried any psychedelic drugs?
No.
>>What do you fap to, is usual porn still working for you?
Usually the softcore stuff which is posted here. You love you lose. Clothed/unclothed etc.
>Did you have any sort of cybering(ERP, webcams, any)?
No.
>>691099439
First rule to getting laid: never talk about any of this until you know they're into it.
>>691082872
This video for you everyone
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FFGgQN-w0Bg
>>691099747
Damn it Op give wizard tips.
>>691099548
I am socially awkward and I have been around people. Being around people and interacting with people is something else entirely.
>>691099865
Sure. You just put up that barrier. Its your thread.
Being around people while following your own efforts can be very beneficial for social nervousa. You may just be lazy.
>>691100289
How am I lazy?
Everyone should checkout watamote I know everyone in this thread will enjoy it.
http://www.crunchyroll.com/watamote-no-matter-how-i-look-at-it-its-you-guys-fault-im-not-popular
>>691100472
Well Ive been asking for wizard tips for the past 20 mns and your lazy ass is not givin em
>>691100472
If I told you, you would just deny it.
>>691099747
>Usually the softcore stuff which is posted here.
2D or real girls?
>>691100877
Thread upgraded
>>691100819
Tell me anyway.
>>691100877
Real girls. Fuck anime.
>>691101033
Fucking damn it OP
I can never tell if these threads are troll threads or not, i refuse to believe its possible to be a virgin at that age.
>>691101033
I think "why you're lazy" is something you have to learn yourself...if your parents couldn't help. I'm not about stomping someone's dick in public.
>>691101255
Trolls are here for sure, but this is also vury real.
>>691101255
Im not Op but as mentioned, v at 18 but planning to keep going for religion, around here people go to 40 and still be a virgin
>>691100505
It anime about social anxiety place watch it really great.
>>691101320
Didn't learn it in 33 years. So I will probably never do.
>>691101455
Pretty sure you're setting yourself up for mental illness, no troll.
>>691101566
Probably not guy. Ever try collecting stamps?
>>691101580
What do you mean ?
>>691100877
>>691101033
>>691101255
>>691101455
>>691101566
Them's some serious dubs happening in this wizard thread.
>>691101033
Surprising for me, to be honest, I thought that any frequent porn-user is doomed to have lot of fetishes and only get off hardcore kinky stuff.
>>691101713
Ever been to prison?
>of course not you're pristine
It'll fuck u up. Research if you want.
>>691101638
Did it as a kid.
>>691101896
Kinkiest shit is probably spanking now and then
>>691082872
Where do you live? What's your job and how much do you make a year?
>>691102151
Live in the UK. I am unemployed at the moment. Before that, I made 30k a year.
Do you have a normal job?
>>691102140
Coins then. Definitely some fun there. You can own all kinds of tools and chemicals and research things and then...you will probably meet someone.
>>691102425
But isn't coins a very solitary hobby?
>>691082872
I honestly wish I were still in your position. I lost my virginity at 21 to a chubby girl who'd just had a baby. Then I got pity sex from another fat girl a few months later.
I wish I was still a virgin and didn't have to be ashamed of losing it to chubbos. Now I'M a chubbo (thanks, depression) and couldn't get a cute girl if I tried. I could have back then if I'd had some fucking confidence...
Anyway, I'd rather be living in ignorant bliss like you instead of knowing what I'm missing.
>>691102542
Until you become decent at it. Then you get quite a network.
>>691101999
Feel free to tell me
>>691102612
>Now I'M a chubbo (thanks, self-diagnosed depression)
Start doing cardio, will make you feel better about yourself right away.
>>691102875
OP here. I second that. Nothing better than a nice workout.
>>691082872
being reliable is hugely important.
true or false?
ps: past is meaningless. just git gud. just do you. better late than never. 'dumb as it sounds.
>>691102782
Ask a psychologist. BEFORE you tell them its your personal religious choice. Why would you believe me.
>>691103033
Your word is all you have. Don't promise bad things, either.
>>691103306
I need to know, not to believe you neccessarly.
>>691103412
eh, fuck does that mean?
>>691102140
Spanking is pretty usual liking
That's nice that you still can fap to softcore stuff
I kinda get more and more perverted with time, already have a lot of kinks and other shit, and I'm fucking 22. Not a virgin though, but that one time was so fucking long ago, that it doesn't count.
>>691097397
Yes
>>691103511
And if I was right and the information would 100% help you -- then I would be doing you a disservice if you did not believe me.
>>691103630
Yes.
>>691103739
Dont worry about me, feel free to say it.
How are you today, pal?
Havent seen one of your threads in a while.
do you fap to traps
>>691103976
>How are you today, pal?
I'm fine. Still unemployed. Still lonely.
>>691104123
Hell no.
>>691098440
I think the least stressful way to learn human interaction is thru watching television. I mean most people do it. Watch thru all the bullshit 'popular' shows like how I met ur mother or big bang theory. It might help u socialize bit better.
Then after, just meet someone at the gym and ask for a running buddy or something. Just let them know u know ur a bit awkward but u really want to work on it and appreciate it if they can help you.
>>691103910
No thanks :)
>>691082872
Ask a schizophrenic anything...
>>691104264
>bazinga
Shit tier advice.
>>691104332
I fell for the b8 I guess
>>691104407
if you hear voices, do you know they are voices or do you think it's rill?
>>691104469
It's hard to really know if they are real. It scares me shitless
>>691082872
Wow. I feel bad for you man. If I ever get to that point I will kill myself
>>691104758
Do it now, faggot.
>>691082872
Maybe I shouldn't feel better about my situation.
I have a bad habit of getting complacent if I think things are good.
>>691104469
Last night I herd my dead grandma talking to me. ( sorry about my English )
>>691082872
Would you Nofap?
>>691083886
Playing video games and watching anime u prick,start working out and read some books,improve yourself as human being,faggot
>>691104901
fuck off of this thread homo
>>691105010
Remove the last joy from my life?
I guess you did I guess you did!
>>691104901
did you see her, too?
what about the origin of the sound, does it sound like it comes from another room, from next to you or like you'd have said it or what?
ps: your english is fine for now
>>691082872
Post pic
inb4 boogie2988 obese
>>691084767
Aannnd they're in they're heads all the time
>>691105282
Already did.
>>691090072
>>691090603
>>691105092
Risk the dark, and you might see the light.
>>691105387
Micropenis?
>>691105562
>batman
>>691083428
Hey! We're in the same boat
>>691105562
>tfw no parents
>>691096648
>Doing nothing just feels great to me
same here
>>691105638
My penis is fine. More like micro brain.
>>691104901
i hope you didn't take this guy >>691105069 seriously
Just go to fucking bars with friends its so easy faggot
What's about other things in life? Do you have interests, maybe dream to have/achieve something? Or it's all apathy and same day every other day?
>>691082872
Have you ever tried anything, or do you have too low confidence, that you never try?
>>691106212
I don't have any friends. And I do go to bars.
>>691106344
>Do you have interests
see >>691090072
I like cooking, sports (climbing, running, cycling), reading and listening to music.
>maybe dream to have/achieve something
All my dreams lie in the past.
do you wank a lot?
>>691106550
I approached maybe a hundred girls in my life. So not much when you divide it by 15 years.
>>691082872
How are you surviving without a job? still live with mom & dad?
>>691106806
and they all just denied you?
>>691107126
Just got unemployed this month. Living off savings. Will have to move back with my parents if I don't find something. Especially since I technically still live in university accommodation and will lose my apartment in a month or two.
>>691106612
You are so fucking normal, that I start to believe you're trolling, sorry.
I'd try a good(kinda expensive) prostitute, like you won't have your first time the romantic way anyway, so at least you will be able to get the anxiety off(in case you are really bothered that you are virgin and want to have a gf,sex etc)
>>691107348
What did you do before you got unemployed ?
I'm still young. Socially awkward af, can barely hold a conversation. Know a girl I quite like who likes me too. Anxious to meet up because don't know what to talk about or do. Don't like much besides vidya.
>>691107219
Yes. Explicitly and implicitly.
>>691107471
>You are so fucking normal, that I start to believe you're trolling, sorry.
Not trolling bro.
>>691107520
Postdoc.
>>691106806
I'd say that's a lot.
OP as a kissed non virgin I would say that you need to get out and meet people - local social groups relating to your interests. You may make some friends - who have friends, who like you.
Also with girls don't be afraid of going for a girl who you see as below you if they have other qualities to make up for it. Go for a 5 or a 6 who you share a lot of common interests, who are kind, share your world view.
. Because once that first 6 months of lust wears off a solid base of friendship makes things last instead of getting pissed off with each others annoying habits.
>>691082872
any mental illnesses?
im bipolar 1
Im 190cm & kissable
Bad at rejecting people
>21\m
Be happy you arent bipolar. Id take fat and ugly for a sane life anytime.
>>691108087
>Also with girls don't be afraid of going for a girl who you see as below you if they have other qualities to make up for it. Go for a 5 or a 6 who you share a lot of common interests, who are kind, share your world view.
>. Because once that first 6 months of lust wears off a solid base of friendship makes things last instead of getting pissed off with each others annoying habits.
I usually go for people who I perceive as 5 - 6 /10 == in my league.
bump
>>691108346
Perhaps try lower - what I mean by this if you are quite unsocial your perception of a girls hotness maybe skewed.
Joining a social group would help with that too.
>>691082872
Hai, I am Denny R aka Denfield and I like to fantasize about girls pegging my butt. I am an educated 28 year old Asian male living in London however I am originally from Scotland. I am a math and physics geek with a wild side I desperately want to release. I like to fantasize about having a cute girl fuck me up the asshole. Just the thought of a woman pegging me drive my mind crazy with excitement. By the way, I am still a virgin. Yup, I am almost wizard status here. I don't really know why but I haven't had any luck so far in the love department. I am not attracted to or the least bit interested in Asian women in anyway. I have mommy issues so my dislike of Asian women might have something to do with that. Sadly, I am near the point in accepting the reality I will be a virgin forever. Here I am thinking about how enjoyable it would be getting pegged and yet I have never even kissed a woman. The peg thing is so far away for me. :-(
Pic related: It's me in all my barechestedness glory!
>>691110042
I believe in you denny.
