We vaguely explain a game
>You are a angry guy
>Kill gods
>Somehow kill your family
>Even more pissed of
>I am not following the fucking plot anymore
BUMP
>>691082802
God of War, at least try to make it challenging
>>691083009
You try
lil furball with the robot and wrench
>>691083148
Ratchet and clank
Weird looking dead guys ruin your day, try to fix a ship but everything goes wrong.
>>691083148
Ratchet and clank.
Your an everyman just killing armies of people just for the recognition and cash. But u never get almost any of the cash.
>>691083339
Walking dead season one ?
Scarred guy who doesn't even know who he is anymore looks for revenge
>>691083339
Dead space 1?
>4 buddies save the universe
>beaver
>nerd
>cleaning utensil
>ghast
>>691083482
That one Nolan north military Game whose name i can't recall at the moment
build stuff on planet
make ships to colonize new planet
kill every alien to win
>>691083377
Pokemon mystery dungeon
>>691083482
Witcher 3, right?
Prisoner with unknown and great powers saves the world
>compete in sadistic and brutal races for trophys, cars, and slaves
>>691082802
Floaty space arm
It was dead space 1.
>>691083631
Nope
>>691083618
Nope. Not even close Hint it isn't a Nintendo game.
>>691083667
Skyrim
>guy with spirit that fights
>They fight against a guy who can stop time
>The guy wins with the power of bullshit
>>691083667
Skyrim?
>>691083736
Neat
>spawn
>die over and over to other players
>eventually get lucky enough to fight off other players
>force other players to eat hand sanitizer
>die of dehydration
>repeat
>>691083668
Twisted metal?
>>691082802
>Dragons
>Mammoth cheese
>>691083745
Jojo, what ever the fuck the game is called.
Skyrim?
>go outside for once
>beat up punks, zombies and robots
>beat up guys dressed as robots
>go to space
>come back because it's shit
>fix big water pump
>>691083813
DayZ
>>691083600
Nope
Hint: nukes
>>691083897
well fuck that was a little too easy, probably shouldn't have mentioned hand sanitizer but it's just so delicious according to my victims.
Oblivion
>Play as a thing that can swallow everything
>Fight against a fat weird thing
>>691083668
Mario Kart
There's a giant robot, sometimes a nuclear tank and you're a kind of spy which tries to destroy it. Sometimes the spy got charisma, sometimes he's just gay and edgy
>>691083960
Kirby
>>691083960
Kirby
Kirby
>>691083603
Stellaris?
>>691083925
Oh fallout new Vegas
buy milk and piss on people
>Save the day
>Hump a ps3
Pissed off elf teams up with pissed up human to fuck Sauron shit up
>play realism hard mode
>"TANK!"
>one thrown rock kills everyone
>>691083884
Fallout 3
Too easy.
>film crew in a spooky house
>hit ghosts with improvised weapons, including a pitchfork
>take time to vacuum the wall art in the midst of being mercilessly haunted
It's like gears of war, but with dead people.
>>691083977
Metal gear solid 1through 4
>>691084107
tf2 or postal 2
>>691084090
Noooo
>>691084147
Shadow of Mordor
>>691084148
l4d2
>>691083603
stellaris
>>691084147
Wow so vague
>>691084110
come on guys cant you guess this
>>691084238
tf2? yes postal 2 is correct
>>691084255
yup
>suddenly, aliens
>send four people in to sort it out
>one dies
>one has a panic attack
>one misses with an assault rifle at point-blank range
>one is an Israeli with an American accent
>>691084292
99% sure it isn't GTA V so no
You're a nigger cleaning up an apartment in some third world country because reasons.
>>691083884
Fallout 3
>>691084292
Sonichu Adventures
>>691084336
xcom
>>691084189
CORRECT
A well-known hunter-mercenary will at last be granted the rescoures he need to find the woman he barley remembers, but as the king is assassinated, he is instead plunged into a conspiracy of political intrigue, race wars and deception that will change the future of many kingdoms.
>>691084336
Mario bros 2
>Be a perceptive asshole who can't manscape
>Roommate is a filthy pig
>Everyone hates you no matter what you do
>Crapsack world
>Crush on a career woman
>Choices that don't affect the games ending at all
>Whatthefuckisthat.exe
>Get trolled hard at the end
>Play as a rollerskating guy
>Spray everything
>Dumbest contest ever made
>691083148
>Your an everyman just killing armies of people just for the recognition and cash. But u never get almost any of the cash.
No one has answered yet so here's another hint. Main character's name is not actually his name.
>>691082802
god of war
>>691084161
>>691084345
Correct!
>>691084240
Last hint: You used to have a dope ass base
Come on stop being tards
>>691084439
The Wolf Among Us
>>691084388
no
Hint: You kick an explosive out of a train
>>691084336
Xcom
Get out of your car, contract malaria, shoot black people.
>Wake up with no memory
>Fat fuck gives you shit to do
>Enemies include angry russians and spooky shit
time travelling mute kid with groin asphyxiation uses a chunk of steel to kill a ginger
>>691084410
Got it
>>691084515
Damn, wasn't vague enough
ImageThread my dudes
>you're a bartender
>wake up in high tech room with old guy and a woman
>old guy is a dick
>makes you dream about the past
>woman breaks you out just to have you do the same shit all over again
>>691084650
assassin's creed 1
>>691084650
AssCreed
>>691084498
Omg I'm a fucking retard. Metal gear solid V: The Phantom Pain
>>691084462
A bad clash of clans player
>>691084536
Stalker
Come home early, girlfriend gets stabbed, kill everyone.
>>691084771
Lol but no
>>691084769
Finally
>>691084815
Crab Nicholson Extreme Sleepover
>build shit
>that's about it
>>691084904
minecraft
>>691084889
I even guessed the other metal gear one and couldn't guess this one.
>>691084904
well that could be so many things!
minecraft? sim city? fallout 4? Roblox?
>earn money to buy weapons
>run to either of two letters
>place device
>wait for device to explode
>with people all telling you different things in a variety of languages.
>escape prison
>emperor dies
>go to other dimension
>save emperor's son
>rek cult
>emperor Jr. = dragon
>>691084167
Hint:
>you watch a guy's face melt off in colorful 8-bit graphics
>>691084534
Far Cry 2?
>>691085050
cs:go
>691082802
>691083148
>Your an everyman just killing armies of people just for the recognition and cash. But u never get almost any of the cash.
Last hint and it'll probably be guessed with this one. Playstation exclusive
Oblivion
>>691083377
mount and blade?
>>691084462
Hittman?
>>691085090
I thought of Luigi's Mansion but it's probably not that
>>691085050
Csgo
>>691084445
Jet Set Radio
>>691084815
Maximum Payne man?
>>691085082
Oblivion
>>691085126
That game starring Nathan Drake
That one was far cry 2
If anyone gets this game you are a legend
>set in future
>made by ubisoft (when they made good games)
>released on orignal xbox
>sponsored by rockstar energy drink
>two teams fight to throw a disc through circles while beating the shit out of each other
>can either win by scoring more or by killing the opposition
>seacats and blitzers
>log in
>log out because you remember the game is still shit
>>691085126
Mercenary
>>691085221
Anon's life simulator
>>691085217
alright that's gotta be deathrow
You are the spawn of what you get when angels and demons get together and you need to save the world.
>be a kid
>turban.jpg
>12yearsaslave
>escape
>fuck bitches
>we wuz kangz
>go to hell and fight the final boss
>>691085221
League of faggots(legends)
>>691085270
That's for PC too
>>691085221
WoW
Emperors son one is oblivion
>>691085221
Division?
>>691085209
Uncharted that was it
>>691085180
Good guess but no dice.
Last hint:
>JRPG that inspired Resident Evil
>>691083667
Oblivion
Get guns, go to Hell.
Hell's full of spare guns for some reason.
>>691085315
Diablo
>>691085401
Fucking finally
>>691082802
>Be part of squad
>Think you're killing bad guys
>Turns out you've been assassinating innocent people
>Get angry
>go rogue
>"Kill your dick"
>Job in security
>employer dies
>go to jail
>spooky powers
>sick people
you and your squad kill robots and big ass insects
>come home
>deliver letter to waifu
>waifu dies to edgelord
>edgelord kidnaps loli
>framed.exe
>kill/strangle people to save loli
>befriend sailor dude
>>691084815
Hotline Miami?
League of legends with gods and graphics
>>691085305
Winwar. I need to make this harder next time
>>691085464
Doom?
You kill your rival's rat
>>691085467
Jep
>>691085464
Doom or saints row gate out of hell
>>691085478
Trouble in Terrorist Town, or The Division.
>>691082802
>Mysterious Killings
>People appear on TV
>You jump in TV like a retard
>Try save people and find killer
EZ Mode
Dishonored
>>691083482
Fallout 4?
>Be little kid
>Weirdo basement dwelling scientist dad
>Dead people
>Spend 3 hours trying to solve one puzzle
>Bald Navi being a stalker
>Dad dies at the end
>I was the monster the whole time
>>691085546
I'm pretty sure I'm the only fucker here who remembers that game other than you anyhow so it was plenty hard, good game though tbh
>>691085568
It neither
>>691085445
No it's Skyrim
>>691085549
It is.
Fucking hard to vaguely describe a game that's just "kill shit in Hell"
>>691085556
Pokemon, gen 1
>>691085625
Fallout 3?
>Buying gf 1k
>>691085578
Dihonnored
>>691085487
Dishonored
>>691085544
Smite
>>691083339
cryostasis?
>>691085656
Win
>Small insect boi as helper
>art
>Peaches
>IRL lore
Good luck
>>691085657
Nah fam, try again
>>691085658
Run Escape
nobody's getting this one unless they remember the memes
>mario kart but with characters from a comic strip
>>691085602
MGSV and already solved
>>691083482
Spec ops: the line?
>>691085511
Also dishonored
>>691083667
Dark Souls 1
>>691083667
Dark souls?
>Be in mystic jungle ass overworld
>Robots claiming to be pirates invade and capture said world
>Everyone out of nothing puts their hope on you for some reason as you traverse bullshit places related to fire/ice/water
Need hint? Would become too easy tho
>oh! A conveniently placed phosphorus cannon that will clear up any enemy opposition ahead! Sweet!
>wait
>NO NO NO NO NO
>>691085745
Shit, how'd you know? Did fucking gnome child tell you? I'm gonna go that little bastard
>>691085820
Spec Ops: The Line?
>virus
>gets stuck with old army dude, nigger, and redneck
>is grill
>>691085885
Left 4 Dead
>>691085883
Too easy?
>>691083977
you got that right
>>691085885
L4d
>be a baddass
>small robot won't shut up
>White
>European
>British
>Killing dirty natives by the click of a button
>live
>die
>repeat
>>691085918
Yep, most memorable scene
>>691085814
Rayman 2
>>691084540
nobody know it?
>>691085867
I been banging Jack Turpentine's mom since like the 6th grade.
>>691085707
Amaterasu
>>691085953
Cant be portal 2 right..?
>>691085963
dark souls
>Arrive in Town
>Guy with shield and sword wants to kill you
>shoot him in the head
>merchant arrives
>get 5 men
>Beat up time inside City
>become a king in the course of the next few months
>Wake up
>Fucking werewolves and townsfolk trying to murder you
>Proceed further and realize shit is a lot more fucked up
>Dreamworlds
>Turn into a space slug at the end
>>691086009
fuck u got it
>>691085885
Spec Ops: The Line?
>>691085814
I'm just interested as to what this game you're describing actually is. Someone guess it pls
>>691085953
Halo 3?
>>691086044
mount & blade
>>691085963
Dank Seals
Or Cawadoodie
>>691085987
Bingo
>>691085953
borderlands
>>691085963
Edge of tomorrow darksouls edition
>>691085959
life
>read the filename
Be at a party. Drop empty can of soda. Someone sees it.
FUCKING STATE OF EMERGENCY DECLARED.
you are a guy who doesn't like getting messages on his answering machine
>>691086047
Bloodborne, space slug gave it away
>>691086163
calvin klein
>>691086196
Hotline Miami
>>691085495
I guess no one knows this one
>>691086163
fuck you
>>691086196
Arkham City
>>691086066
Rayman 2.
I could just have said you are a limbless vegetable fuck with a friend to compare said qualities, only as brains.
Also you are ranged for some reason.
>>691085495
EDF
>>691086246
I thought I made it harder
>>691085707
okami
>is hipster
>is friends with even hipstery hipster
>time travel
>euthanize said hipster friend
>takes photo
>>691085495
earth defence force?
>>691086312
Nope
>>691085495
Lost planet
>>691082802
>you walk around alot sometimes talking to people
>buying things is a bitch and its constant grindfest
>everytime the programming makes you aware of things you die and start over
>the game pisses you off alot and you'll probably never win it, only a few autists have
>>691084167
I've posted this in a couple threads and no one ever gets it. Sweet home for NES
>ayy lmao
>DNA
>probing
>50s
>mindcontrol
>shitty d20 based combat system
>shittier graphics
>amazing plot
>choices
>blue kid and cat lady won't shut up
>kill your old buddy
>>691086328
Life is Tumblr
>>691086396
Nop
>>691084435
What the hell, are you even trying?
I, or anyone else could guess this
The fuck dude, it's just too easy
Come on, you could've made it harder
Hello? Everyone will get this
Everybody knows this one
R u even going to put in any effort?
>alignments
>people call you a terrosist even if your good
>black slime
>>691086399
minecraft
>>691086328
Life is Strange
>last of your kind
>radiant blade
>treacherous adventure
>many trials
Im certain no one will get this.
>>691086399
Castlevania 2?
>Move to a new city
>Befriend a bunch of fucking idiots, including a nazi and several jew friends
>Sleep with all of them
>Be responsible for everything
>Jew blows up a church
>Fuck
>>691086438
Destroy All Humans
>>691086399
Dark souls?
>>691085221
Eso?
>>691086438
Destroy all humans?
>>691086438
Destroy all humans
>Humanoid pig
>make photos for $$
>great work yeid
>black is bad
Shaun
>>691086438
Destroy all humans
>commander has free will, is not human
>future
>Every other species related to her is under her orders and will
>except one
>>691086506
Dragon Age 2
>>691086044
mount and bummer warbitch
>>691082802
God of war, so ez dude
>>691085573
Persona 4
>>691086366
Yeah I didn't refresh fast enough. Still fits though.
>>691086433
Why the fuck did you download the same picture 3 times, I mean what the fuck
WHAT ARE YOU
>>691086460
I have no idea what that is maybe Witcher 2 ?
>>691086498
Dota 2
>>691086312
>>691086364
>>691086396
SW: Republic Commando
>>691086565
Heavy Rain.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0t0uCWjQ6Og
>>691086565
Jason
trump immigration simulator
>>691086668
Nope
>>691085762
Garfield Kart
>>691086696
Playing as taliyah
>>691086671
Korrektomundo
>>691086719
Prince of persia?
What do you mean by radiant blade?
>>691083667
Any elder scrolls game?
>pew pew aliens
>koreens just beat you
>>691085315
Too Human?
>>691086818
SC2
>>691086818
>For Artanis!
Walk through own house over and over again.
Oh wait you can't do that any more.
>demons
>monsters
>turn based combat
>exploding penguins
>>691086809
literally radiant when facing a certain enemy. Thats as far as I go with clues. Anymore and someone will guess it.
> Faggot kid nobody really likes
>he just doesn't fit
> there is this one bitch tho
>FFWD
>nightmares
>old bastard sends annoying bitch to help you
>'help'
>FFWD
> save the world and don't even get a bitch
> well there is this one fish
>>691085315
Devil may cry
Bunch of shit happens
Kamehamehaa
>>691086853
Yep
>get killed
>actually not dead
>try to find killers
>bigger than you thought
>>691086894
Silent hill PT, So sad to never see it
>>691086902
Fuck i know the game i think but never bothered to play it
Ill pass
>>691086902
DOTA [2].
>>691085478
So I take it nobody guessed this one yet.
Anyone interested enough for a hint?
>>691086656
W
I
T
C
H
E
R
>>691087006
Fallout NV
>lost
>needs to find team
>uses clues to piece everything together
You run away from you crazy mother
>>691086167
Facade?
>>691087022
already said no to DOTA
>>691087063
Binding of isaac
>>691085464
painkiller
>>691086498
Shadow of the Colossus
>based on a true story
>play as two friends in high school
>plant propane bombs
>kill 13 people
>die
>>691087063
Binding of isaac?
>People fucking up history so that Earth is fucked
>Future Guy recruits you to help fight them
>Play through most of the main series
>Flying and shit
>eat pizza
>tower penetrates earth
>kills demons
>brother is edgelord
>save the world
>fucking clown
>gets swallowed by big worm
>useless grill in white.
>>691087063
The binding of Isaac
>>691087010
Correct, and same. That Allison Road looked good but THAT'S not happening either.
Generic TPS with Force unleashed powers.
>>691086915
It was Diablo. Dante is half human, half demon. Not half angel half demon.
>>691087006
Big iron on his hip
>>691086897
Disgaea
>>691087133
True
>>691087141
DMC
>orange suit ass fuck goes do science
>fuck.webm
>kill crabs and 3 handed nigger aliens
>bombard a hind
>talk to a blue suited CEO
>>691087125
good guess but no
>>691087213
half life
>>691087186
Fallout New Vegas
>>691087213
half life three?
>>691086595
Ok ill hint a thing or 2
>Commander gives birth before gets killed
>Daughter eventually marries a king
>Is anime.
>>691087213
Half Life
>>691086909
Seriously? Nobody? This is ez mode
>wake up
>scratch arm
>punch tree
>start as cop
>be best detective
>caught fucking german grill
>>691087132
i love columbine sim
>>691087317
the legend of zelda ocarina of time?
>a drunk, a gook, a nazi, and a murican shoot things and drink a lot
>>691087362
L.A. Noire
>lesbian story sold as a game
I died
>main character is a hillbilly
>his sister is hot
>crazy ugly bitch knows it
>kidnaps her
>>691087181
This but the DMC reboot changed the lore to half angel half demon. Atleast that's what I heard haven't actually played it correct me if I'm wrong.
>>691087440
Blops Zombie Mode
>>691087059
I thought that this was a little ez..
Ding ding ding
>>691087462
Life is strange
>>691087440
Cod Zombies
>>691087514
ding ding ding to who
>>691087440
COD waw Nazi zombies
>find wrench
>electrocute drug addicts
>>691087341
Arc
come on now, make it even remotely challenging
>jump around
>use sniper
>with a sniper
>kill other players
>make yt channel
>fight the world
>Come home
>Dead wife
>Kidnapped daughter
>Get pissed
>Die
>Come back to life just as pissed
1, 2, skip a few
>Fight god because you're pissed
>>691087525
>story sold as game
No man, you get to play that at least.
Oh ok, here;
>overhyped and overpriced
>>691087483
Banjo Kazooey?
>>691087483
Banjo Kazooie
>>691087612
asura's wrath?
>>691087601
CS:GO
>>691086498
someone guess mine ples
>tactical shooter/rpg
>main character in tank
>recruit waifus/husbandos to help fight
>can't beat the fucking giant tank level
>>691087691
CS:GO counts to because it fits the description but I meant COD with all the exo suit crap
>>691085221
Overwatch
I wanna fuck this belt lady, but it makes me fuck the down syndrome girl. I hate my dad, oh shit I'm not real
>play as team of your choice
>set in future
>win by scoring or killing opposite team
>sponsored by pocket dog
HINT the Jap team has fans who commit suicide after a loss. Team from Warsaw are bad ass.
>>691087773
I honestly prefer the New CoD games.
>>691087752
Valiant Hearts
Still haven't beaten this myself
>>691087280
Seriously?
>theres a guy that sleeps as he fights
>waifu is sick
>go work in forest
>talk with second waifu
>second waifu rejects you.
>>691087841
Not taking the bait
>>691087861
Wrong I'm afraid.
>>691087861
What? Do u even know what valiant hearts is?
>>691087927
Aight
>>691087752
Valkyria Chronicles
>everyone has accents
>hats
>>691088020
ding ding
>>691087677
Got it
>>691088072
TF2
>>691088087
fuckin' sweet
>villagers
>you are a villager
>mute
>go through and do all the bullshit an old hag says because his daughter's ass is too good to ignore.
>>691087957
>>691087983
Literally meant Valkyria Chronicles. Couldn't think of the name.
>>691088154
Animal crossing?
>the strongest card is the credit card.
>>691087893
hint: big fire, whole conspiracy theory about people watching you.
Pretty much ez mode now
>>691088072
Tf2?
>>691088182
Oh lol cause valiant hearts is the complete opposite.
>>691088221
Na'.
>you time travel
>>691088245
Every nexon game ever.
>>691088270
Yes
>>691088262
The game where you're the forest ranger, can't think of the name of it right now
>>691087587
really, no one?
>>691088315
chrono trigger
>>691088348
Bioshock
>>691086458
I actually laughed about this holy shit.
>>691088389
ding
OP make new thread GOOOO
>>691088383
No sorry.
>You fuck up the timeline and send your own young self back to the village.
Come now, this gave it away.
>>691088348
>>691087587
bioshaq?
>vacation gone wrong
>kill people
>get tattoo
>fuck a warrior bitch
>die
>>691088154
Fallout 2?
>>691088478
Jak and Daxter
>>691086498
let me activate ez mode for u young folk.
>alone
>a lot of reading
>many choices you can make
