Cont from Vaguely describe a Video game
>>691062874
> Bitches shoot shit up
> Grace or instadeath
>Be ghost
>Government wants to make you assassin
>Posses all sorts of shit
>Scare the shit out of people to posses them
>Kill the final boss by possessing missiles.
o shit waddup!!!!!!
>>691077195
Assass in my creed
Cuz desmond is like a gohst... a not so solid character
>>691077331
Nope.
>>691077195
>>691077331
>>691077371
Nah kiddn its beyond two souls.
>>691077280
Dat boi is pleased
>>691077423
Still nope.
>Be green fag.
>Jews everywhere
>Gotta spend money to make money, nigger.
> n(w)o
And pic is a hint
>My weapon is a 2 by 4
>Girl is a blind ghost and can't do anything on her own
>Black people keeps trying to drag her away
>>691077594
Zelda?
Idfk
>>691077758
Ico?
>>691077817
yes
>>691077778
You are warm.
>>691077778
Off by one o.o
>>691077855
Noice.
Now guess this.
> two big black tentacles
> Mafia n shit
>>691077874
Im not the sun stop praising me.
> Be a farmer
> Make money
> collect pointless shit.
> give said pointless shit to someone to get pussy
>>691078034
no idea :( clue?
>>691078336
darkness 2 or something
>>691078336
K
> Tentacles like ripping shit in half
>>691078421
You got it.
>>691078334
some harvest moon game
>>691078528
Like all of them + Stardew Hell vally
>have a ship
>sail underground
>talk with rats
>>691078034
The darkness.
>>691078700
Can i have a clue more.
I've no fucking clue
> Gods fucking each other up
> Op as fuck chars
>>691078870
>fight jellyfish
>have a bat
>feel terror from dark light
> Eggs
> man
>>691079195
seaman
>>691079190
O.O k
Flushed i guess
>>691079195
Billy hatcher.
>>691079300
No much simpler
>>691079383
Nope
>>691079314
nope
>collect colours
>smuggle souls
>fear salt and stone god
>>691079427
Im beat. I have no clue. Sounds creative though
>>691079833
Sunless Sea.
One of my top favourite games, give it a try.
>>691079892
Guess i will
>>691079195
sanic?
>beans
>rpg
>>691081232
mario and luigi gba game
> pee on dogs
> decapitate people with a shovel
> get milk
>>691076883
touhou
>>691080556
Yes
>>691082634
Postal 2
>>691082914
Correct
Alright lets see if someone can get this one.
I AM LOOKING FOR SOME SAILORS
>>691083017
Are they of the moon type?
>>691078463
>>691078336
fuck what is it called, eternal darkness? the darkness within?
you have 2 talking tentacle snake demon things.
>>691083103
no just regular sailors.
okay, easy one now.
The president has been kidnapped
BY NINJAS
>title is an Erect penis joke
> penis? PENIS RESPOND! PEEEENNIIISSS!!!
>>691083450
mgs
> oh fuck you pope
> oh fuck the diplomacy in this game
> oh fuck. the mongols
>>691083521
Right
>>691083644
Civilisation?
wololoooo
>>691083694
Nah
You and your son kill dozens of pirates and animals while collecting treasure, all to finally save your ungrateful friend.
>>691083644
Medieval Total War
>>691083644
europa universalis?
>>691083723
AoE
>>691083966
Correct
>>691084062
ofc
Very hard one.
You play a man on a quest to have sex with every single woman in japan. As a side effect you end up uniting the country and defeating an ancient superdemon.
>im a whiny black guy
> im a crazy guy that doesn't think he's crazy
> im the craziest of them all... i fucking killed the protagonist of the last game
>Can't remember shit
>Get put on trial by fishmen
>Kill a dragon and take its pearls as a trophy
>Get put on trial by fishmen again
>>691084350
you play some weird-ass games mate
>Get hired as a merc in a group of 9
>Fight in the badlands in New Mexico
>Watch as the battlefield turns into a hat simulator
>>691084350
Ehm
Its a light novel right?
>>691084407
prototype 2?
>>691084511
Total overdose
>>691084526
Well it is more of a turn based strategy game but i guess you could call it a light novel too.
>>691084588
Nope
>>691084474
LoZ Windwaker?
>>691084595
Nay.
>>691084633
nah
>>691084608
Hm.. light novels are a bit hard to miss explain. Cuz you need to spoil some crucial shit in order to let ppl know
>>691084628
GTA san andreas?
>>691084474
now i am intrigued
>>691084732
I think mine was pretty good though, didnt spoil too much and still gave enough.
>>691084782
Close but no
>>691084511
TFC2?
>>691085014
After nine years in development we hope it was worth the weight. You got it, have a happy summer sale
>>691085014
>tfc
>2
>>691084407
GTA V, Trevor killed Johnny
>>691084954
50 cent blood on the sand?!
Come on man, I'm trying to think of every game in which has a black guy
>>691084877
Yes someone who played the game will know it. But me for example i maybe heard of the game but certainly never played it so this for me is a minor spoiler to a game that i momentarily don't know even the name of...
Typing is haaaarrrd. Meh nvm just wanted to state some random opinion shit
>>691085144
Right you are
Nice dubs
>>691085157
The game in question was Sengoku Rance though.
>>691085212
>Franklin
>black
Motherfucker, he was a milk dud
I thought it was all about a black guy, my bad
>>691077195
Geist?
>>691085143
yeah i realized what i typed just as i had posted it, cracked me up too at first
now im just depressed and nostalgic
Resident evil zombies
Set in feudal japan
2 characters to pick from
not onimusha.
wife is kill
seek help from robot
>>691083341
Really? nobody?
>>691085559
fallout 4
>>691085262
Happens if he whines this much
> eat brains
> lollipop lollipop oh lollipop
>>691085260
Okay :3
New riddle
> Singing Shit
2 spooky hooded things glide across a nearly endless desert and bleep at each other
>>691085714
Lollipop Chaimsaw?
>>691085747
easy, conkers bad fur day
>>691085763
Journey?
Ah and nice ass more nudity pls
>get lost
>oh look a syringe
>end up killing a man with a golf club
>>691085777
never played it but i doubt she eats brains
so no
>>691085791
Right
>>691085839
bioshock, the good one.
>>691085832
also correct
>>691085839
bioshock
>get out of jail
>do tricks n shit
>meet pro's and dominate spots
>break your bones, gain money.
>>691085912
>>691085913
You are both correct, Anon
>>691085969
Skate?
>>691085969
Tony Hawk, can't remember which one
>>691086008
There are tons of skate games kek, give me the correct one.
>n'wah
>>691086045
Nope.
master 4 dragons to become the captain planet of dragons and then kill the evil emperor who has enslaved god
>>691086073
ayy, morrowind.
>>691086073
morrowind
>enter castle
>collect stars
>fuck blonde chick
>>691086198
Racist Italian Plumber
>>691086198
Mario bros
> get nearly killed
> mask
> go kill
Man with growly voice repeats every thing his is told back to someone as a question.
> I dont give a wooden nickel about your legacy. You call them off. Alex? You call them off! You know who we're telling it
> Well don't be so sure Mr.President.
>>691086407
Metal gear again xD
>>691076883
>be you, ded
>space magic makes you undead
>hostiles everywhere, unarmed
>find gun
>okay, kill everything that's not from this solar system now
>>691086400
dishonored
>>691086425
IS IT OVER YURI?
>>691086407
holy shit that body is 11/10
THE NUMBERS MASON WHAT DO THEY MEAN
>>691086533
yes!
>>691076883
>be you, baby
>mom dies
>live in totalitarian collectivist shithole until adulthood
>suddenly thrust into even greater crapsack world
>MUH FUCKIN WATER
>>691086605
one of the cods i cant remember which one
>>691086698
fallout 3.
>>691076883
O Shit WADDUP?
>coventionally unrealistic international conflict
>but at least it has Hollywood clichés
>cover art hasn't moved on in 4 sequels
>>691086698
>TUNNEL SNAKES RULE
>>691086808
all call of doodies
>>691086490
Mass effect 2
>Kill shit
>fuck alien sluts
>pick a baloon
>>691086866
Almost but no biscuit
NO JOHN, YOU ARE THE DEMONS!
>>691086933
medal of honor then?
>>691086876
No, you start out much better than a crowbar. Moar hints.
>wolves BTFO in a couple of years
>oh shit he's mad we killed his son
>MUH SPACE ZOMBIES
>>691087044
Ayyyyyy I'd of accepted
Medal of Honour or Battlefield
(Both Dice. Both unrealistic)
>community of 40+yo Men or japs
>occasional stereotyping racism
>straight outta 1930
>Pirates_of_the _Caribbean.mp3
But breddy good to chill on
>zombies
>theatre, pentagon, arcade, and more.
>epic storyline
you must masturbate furiously to recharge your lightsaber.
>>691079195
dizzy
>>691087475
COD zombies?
>>691087792
yisss
bump
> yellow background
> catch hats
>>691088032
hatfall?
>>691088064
Yes xD
Hard one
>wake up on spaceship
>lolwat.jpg
>ur dat boi
>Bloom even in doors
>shiny city
>>691088330
easy, halo
>>691088388
could be both warframe and xenoblade
>be adventurer
>get letter
>go to island
>really old door
>also you are paper
Nope.
>>691088542
paper mario 1000 year door
>Youre a mail man
>someone tries to kill you and take your shit
>track him
>kill him
>decide fate of country
>>691078986
Smite
>super suit
>robot massacre
>upgrade a weapon by picking it up a lot
>plot twist
>fight dudes with better version of your suit
>cool quicktime events
>>691088684
fagout new vegas
>>691088723
yep
>>691088637
Bingo. Too easy I guess. Not too god at making things vague
>>691088708
GG Wp ZeroZsaber if someone likes to play
>be beta
>press buttons to rap
>becomes alpha
Ill try again
>mute
>apprreantly not mute in second game
>first words out of your mouth in probably 20 years is a threat to an old guy.
>>691088801
parappa the rapper
>>691088801
parappa the rapper
>>691077195
ghost trick
Can ayone give me some steam keys please
>>691088801
Parappa the rapper
>throws newspaper
>everything is out to get you.
>>691088826
Dead space?
>>691088919
Paperboy
>>691088906
1119-2679-9907-G0
Its a special game
This is a hard one
>you're in a metro
>the year is 2033
>>691089017
>>691088906
Its called Go be an hero
>blonde autist goes to the future
>kisses a celebrity
>doesn't actually exist
>>691088933
No man.
>3 opposing forces fight for the city you are in.
Ok, here's another;
>considered one of ps2's hardest game
>what are checkpoints anyway
>>691089046
Ohhh how hard ehm I KNOW
TWATTLEFIELD!
Nah metro 2033
>>691088826
Jak and Daxter, got it in the last thread but it got pruned
>>691089121
ninja gayman zigma or whatever.
>>691089046
Metro Last Light
>>691089149
Correkt
>>691089144
>>691089182
Oh fuck how did you know
>Fungus Zombies
>tree spider
>timey wimey
>pig boss
>>691089247
the last of us
>'evict' tenants
>whole town hates you
>murder whole town
>whole town loves you
this should be an easy one
>>691089091
its a nice game
>>691089247
the last of us
>>691089266
ocarina of time?
>>691089304
Yup
>>691089339
fable?
>Idealist justice fag
>has badass theme
>next game, has good theme
>knock him down enough times during fight to unlock old theme remixed.
>>691078334
Harvest moon, or more recently, stardew valley.
>>691089359
Want moar nudeees and name of that char
>>691089359
yes ocarina of time
>>691089382
muh nig
>>691088721
Id say crysis but uh..
>>691089442
nope
>>691089393
Metal Gear Solid
>>691089358
I didn't enjoy it but steamkey begger certainly will
>>691088455
Not the one I thought about.
>>691084350
Sorry, I don't play weeaboo hentai games
>triangle boobs
>cyka
>your mother
>report
>gg
>>691089656
CS:GO
>>691089480
Nah
>Idealist has a forbidden marriage and has a spoiled kid
>You can play as him or the kid or as the wife in some games
>Have to get girl out of city
>10/10 qt3.14
>Turns out it's your daughter
>Never got to bang her :(
>>691089046
Fallout?
>>691089639
tomb raider
>>691089639
Tomb Raider
>>691089656
dota 2
me pudge mid
no me invoker mid
you get duo mid.
>>691089703
bioshit infinite
>>691089639
tomb raider
>>691089703
bioshock infinite
Put something similar in old bread.
>sports game set in future
>like ice hockey
>violent and fun
>sponsored by pocket dog
>team from Warsaw are badass.
>fly around
>gems get
>burn shit
>>691089748
Yeah bioshock infinite
>>691089748
Yep. Too easy really.
>>691089812
spryo?
>anime
>falling
>black cat
>You are a soulless, eyeless bereaved girl.
>eyes still work without irises etc anyway
>you dont have enough porn of yourself
>Dragons
>Different breath attacks
>Starts with a party
>>691085969
Hmm...seems like thrasher
>run around as the minority or the majority
>set traps
>kill the minority or majority
>Terrorist cell with pussy ass name attacks
>Better send in a spec ops unit with an even worse acronym for a name
>"I MUST complete my mission"
>10:00 Pm"Okay just one more turn then I'll head to sleep"
>2:00 Am "Just one more turn...."
>>691089912
>
Enter the Dragonfly
>>691089702
Fine;
>You are a guilty gear.
>>691089912
bahamut lagoon?
>>691089878
Gravity Rush?
>>691090012
civ?
>>691089797
Anyone? Challenge yourselves and think. If you're 30 years old or over you'll know it. It was made by the same company that used to produce great games but now caters to retards with headsets.
>red bastard
>dark gems
>fuck the bitches up
>>691090086
Yea
>>691090019
Yup
>>691090040
Nope, nice guess though
>>691090038
Ha, now all the clues make sense.
>skiing champion
>gotta go fast
>>691090157
Raped by yeti?
>Jump n' shoot
>>691090157
skii free?
>>691090193
lol what?
>wake up in room
>escape
>meet eight other people
>attempt to escape from a labelled door
Two answers.
>>691090219
Megaman
>>691090219
Mega man
>>691090219
Megaman
>>691090157
Mario and Sonic at the winter Olympics?
>>691089442
>>691089479
>rocket boost power slide
>SEGA
>colorful, different sized blocks fall out of sky
>destroy them
>Exotic trip doesn't end up well
>Tribal wannabe The Joker druggie
>Doing the exact thing over and over again
>>691090283
>>691090229
no
I'm kinda disapointed now, this should be really easy
>>691090311
Tetris
>>691090316
far cry 3
>>691090048
correct
>>691090311
Either Tetris or Meteos
>>691090316
Far Cry 3?
>>691090316
Near Laugh 3
>>691089339
skyrim
>>691090255
999 or wtf its called.
>>691090316
far cry 3
>>691090311
tetris
>>691090260
>>691090268
>>691090282
Another hint
>Jump n' shoot 2.0
I bet no one will know this
>Red hair
>Sword skillz
>Your best power was taken away in the beginning
>PS2
>>691090316
Far cry 3
Crazy is do the same thing over over and over again
guys its literally the game. i even mentiones "the game" in it
i was intentionally being vague. how the fuck did someone get darksouls outta this?
>>691090451
... Megaman X
>>691090423
Yup, 999. Other answer was Virtues Last Reward, same series.
Thanks for the dump, by the way, saving every picture. What's this characters name?
>>691090316
Far Cry 3.
>It's too bad Citra had to ink you up you know. Because now, the only way to kill you... Is to erase you completely.
>>691090459
my attempts at playing portal?
>>691090459
>>691090418
>>691090412
>>691090374
Correct
>>691090451
Mighty Number 9?
>>691090513
Bingo
>>691090451
MM X?
>>691089797
>>691090100
Anyone?!
>>691090283
>>691090229
>>691090193
>>691090157
it was tribes ascend you filthy sandrakers
>Escape from lab
>end up in beach
>Desire to mate makes you seek a partner through the entire game
>return to lab
>Your bitch hugs you as a reward for saving her
>>691090521
tenryuu from kantai collection.
>let your mind relax
>let the bad memories fade
>imagine somewhere calm
>imagine somewhere safe
>imagine yourself in a frozen forest
>>691090558
That'd be Jump n' shoot -2.0
>"Wow this game company makes great games so I'm going to buy their next game on impulse"
>Game is just utter garbage
>Plot is fucking worst than family guy
>Caters to 12 year olds than more mature gamers
>Developers don't even look at the life so some stuff counteracts others
>plays more like an fps than an rpg
FUCK my life I really did buy this game on impulse and it was a complete let down and waste of money
>>691090584
fucking hell it all makes sense now god im retarded.
>>691090628
Looks at their lore
Kick It
>>691083644
CK2
>>691090628
sounds like fallout 3 to me
>>691090596
Thanks! She's very attractive. Are you a poster in the waifu threads, by any chance? I feel like I've seen you over there.
>>691090628
The entire Call of Duty franchise?
>>691076883
>Shit, we out of meat
>hey wait, you're made of meat
>FUCKING RUN
>But don't forget your 99 buddies
>>691090628
fallout 4?
>>691090754
X2 this.
>>691090766
super meat boy?
>destroy wall in the sky with ball
>the floor is lava
>>691090722
nah, its just a good way to get people in here and to bump the thread.
>>691090766
abes odyssey
>>691090766
Abes oddesy
>>691090789
Yeah
>>691090579
Unreal Championship?
>be nignog
>shoot people
>get in touch with edgelord
>red goo
>>691090840
Correct
>>691090823
Nice try though
Round 2:
>Sister is dead
>Dad ran away
>Mom went crazy
>Cry a lot
>>691076883
>cyka blayt
>loud music playing
>single-file running into bullets
>useless callouts no-one uses
>7-day ban
>ethan
>hive
>mahashi
>>691090292
>>691088721
Is no one going to get is one?
>>691088793
Oh hey Nig. Add me, name is ThatDankPotato. I won't be on for a while though.
>>691090594
Come on, fags.
>ps exclusive
>kids at camp are tripping ALL the balls
>>691090864
CLOSE!!!
Hint: Made by the same company who did Command and Conquer.
>>691090945
csgo
>>691090955
Will do
>>691090976
Psychonauts
>>691090840
Ah, ok. Thanks for bumping so much and giving some good material for later.
>>691090938
binding of isaac?
>>691090945
cs go?
>>691090976
psychonauts?
>Wake up from being dead, you are inmortal
>You have super powers
>What the fuck is going on?
>>691091047
ding
>run
>jump
>seriously, fuck windows
>Indie
>Escape prison
>Have to do it more
>Eventually win the game
>>691091120
Mirror's Edge
>>691091022
>>691091079
yup
ok next one
>GOTY
>infinite things to do
>not even 5 years old, gets remade
>Kill turtles
>Get coins
>>691091151
not quite, i'd go with
>player character has a mind of her own
for that one
>micheal bay: the game
>>691091224
mario
>>691078986
Asura's wrath
>>691091079
Correct for the Binding of Isaac.
That's 2/2
Round 3:
>Shoot
>Shoot more
>Shoot even more
>Shoot so much that you can shoot yourself
>Advanced fish AI
>>691091199
Skyrim?
>>691091199
skyrim
solve this:
>the book is better
>Girlfriend dead
>demon can help
>climb huge shit
>>691091234
Pixel runner on Newgrounds, really fun game though
>>691091224
Fuck bitches
Get money
Answer: mario series
>>691091323
Metro series.
>>691091079
Fucking Diamonds
>>691091348
Shadow of the colossus
>>691091348
SoTC
>>691091199
skyrim?
>>691091287
call of doodie?
>>691091268
ya got me beat this time.
>>691091350
no.. in the same ballpark though
>>691091323
Something something lord of the rings
>be virgin man
>find girl in forest
>about to rape her when you break your leg
>she runs away
>murder your family
>go in the forest and find her house
>into witchcraft
>????
>profit
>>691091290
>>691091323
yessir
round three leggo
>overhyped 2: return of the beta syndrome
>triggered
>Lots of shooting
>Ayy lmaos
>Can fit a whole arsenal of huge ass guns in your pocket
>Pretty serious
>>691091361
Exactly
>immortal fencers duel to be eaten by space noodle
>>691091392
correct
>place building
>chipchipchipchipchipchip
>win game
>>691083901
Goof troop?
>spend 4 straight hours doing things you should be doing irl
this should be easy
>>691091444
seriousRAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEERRRGHGH
>>691091364
wow that was fast
>your robot balls hang around your neck
>you heal others by slapping them with dose balls
>>691091453
Nidhogg?
>>691091495
Yes thank you god someone got it
>>691091537
overwatch and the analbead man
>>691091537
Ok im done. Wat.
>help ppl
>get shot
>repeat
>>691091120
it was canabalt
>>691091574
lmao yes
>>691091537
overwatch
>>691091606
damn you're good
>>691091631
some multiplayer survival game?
rust, etc
>>691091606
Guess mine
>>691088721
>>691090292
>PAYUS 2
>drill
>>691090985
No one got it :(
>>691090594
you faggots cant find shit
>you are a bandicoot
>>691091716
it's a survival game
>go on empty server
>meet only other person on it in the woods
>>691090292
Sonic riders?
>>691091471
Is that clash royale?
Xbow?
>big motherfucking guy
>space aliens like shit
>big ass guy kills all there is
>11 years later alien return
>big guy tired of this shit
>drinking beer and taking 'roids to fuck them up empty handed
>shitload o' guns
>bad bitches turn into 3 tittied whores
Guess it?
>shoot ants
>collect their heads
>rocket dog
>>691091896
no it was a continuation from >>691088721
>invent fire
>invent clothes
>invent house
>invent swords
>invent guns
>invent social status
>invent mass murder or lower social tiers
>invent fishing, but with guns
>enjoy VACaction for fishing with guns
>>691091781
>Hint: Made by the same company who did Command and Conquer.
>It was released by Wizbang! Software Productions in collaboration with Activision in 1996
>>691087661
No more heroes
>>691091755
conduit?
>>691091500
Sims
>>691091948
Dude Nukem: it's over
>>691091248
Just Cause 3?
>>691092127
aye
basically every just cause
>>691092114
yeah...