Waifu claiming thread. >Claim your Waifu/Husbando >No
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Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, fuck the system!
Mugen claimed
Here
Waiting for someone very special to show up.
>>691074704
Kyouko?
brb gonna microwave my cat
>>691074361
Intentional catalog or forgot to link?
>>691074906
Correct.
>>691074520
kek. i usually think things like that. i check price and thing that need replacing (if replaceable) and other customizable stuff. if its totals up to a good price range then ill buy it.
>ika
just in case...
and claim
![Kirino [501].png](https://i.imgur.com/W48Gjxc.png "Kirino [501].png")
>>691074010
Nah dude I'm being serious, you hold many lively conversations at one time, it's good to see. People enjoy your company, obviously.
But I'm never going to work at a Maccas, ever, just too many horror stories I hear about it, although one of my friends work there and tell me about all the keks they have with their co workers, it probably just varies with location, like everything these days really.
I wouldn't want to be put next to him. Kek. For reasons you could probably understand, and for my personal reasons.
>your like one of those that if they left it would just be weird
I genuinely don't think I have that much presence as much as I used to, I don't talk to that many people here, but I like to tell myself that quality over quantity. It's better off to have a small group of people that genuinely like you and enjoy your company, than just a bunch of fake dudebros just in for the ride.
>>691073918
That sounds horrible, im all about my end game. Probly better i didnt play then
>>691074010
Thick replies. You will be fine, nobody is gonna really get mad. Yea, just want a small break first
>>691074319
Im alright, just eating some strawberries. You?
>>691075021
Oh, i made it and went for a snack, i kiiiiinda forgot to link. Woops
>>691074652
You know what? I feel the same. I can somehow sleep a bit easier on my recliner.
>>691072666
Satan
Wtf did i just watch
QOTT: Who is the most hated anon?
>>691074010
Wow, duhbya tea eff wut did eye do?!
>>691074319
Caught in an eternal state of emotional limbo. The norm. Also, I'm tired.
>>691075197
I cant see these nobs being a ton of money so I think it would be worth it. I will do more research on it but thank you for saying something I might have passed up on something actually really good haha
claim
>>691074319
Eating dinner, being warm.
>>691073681
Its worth it just to watch the Mak'gora.
Returning now
Claiming best vampire waifu
>>691075322
Comes down to Syndra, Tatsumaki, Mi Liu, or Tenryuu. I personally hate no one, but it's kind of the meta to dislike those people I mentioned. I dislike Mi Liu though, but I would definitely not consider it hate.
>>691075187
Why not talk to me?
Meow.
tfw you give everything up to keep your waifu happy
>>691075211
Ya. BDO endgame is player driven, really. I'd say out of all the MMOs I've played within the last few years, Archeage had the most potential, but fuck if they didn't screw it up beyond repair.
>>691075516
I em sade nao
>mi liu
>>691075662
It's okay
At least Karen likes you
>>691075544
I'll talk to anyone.
Even old men pleasers.
:^)
How are you feeling?
Excuse me minna-san. Best girl of the season coming through.
>>691075322
I pissed of mugi once and I know akiko doesn't like my emoticons :p
So hopefully I'm up there :3
>>691075322
I think Shiro
>>691075756
Not much of a consolation
>mi liu
>>691075322
I really hate that Lolicons guy. You know, the one that post with a trip.
:^)
>>691075908
>>691075756
Top kekklos
>>691075832
Pretty good you
>I'm going to ignore that comment :^)
>>691075252
The song gets posted on flash alot but with a different smug anime girl
I thought you would like it and you wanted a (you)
>>691075322
Probably dio
Probably me
>>691075894
I think you hate Chen
>>691075924
Ruri?
>>691074520
>Princess Jellyfish
Never heard of that. What's it about? Eh just woke up so not much at the moment, will probably just listen to music till I doze off again.
>>691074526
More than I expected honestly, but that's fine. Yep same here, not a lot.
>>691074556
Wonderful, may it stay that way.
>>691075211
Good, good. Got some music going to put me to sleep. Would play OW but the servers are down I think.
>>691075350
Never gets easy huh? I'll trade you your tiredness for my awake state.
>>691075400
What are you having tonight?
>Best idol claimed
>>691076076
Chen hates me :(
I want to marry him ._.
>>691075662
I doubt you're real Mi Liu, and even if you are, I believe I have already voiced my dislike of you.
>>691075643
i may go back and visit tera sometime. It would probly be a while since my computer is a toaster and cant run stuff anymore
>>691076099
What kind of music? If im trying to sleep im a big fan of that asmr stuff. I believe it, probly the usual rollings on the blizz games
>>691075205
yeah there was one story about some dude in Australia working alone and he saw a ghost and he ended up freaking out and locking himself in the lunch room. he ends up looking at the recordings and only sees himself freaking out. its weird. its on youtube but i dont remember what its called.
>People enjoy your company, obviously
well yeah but...
>quality over quantity
i whole heartedly argee. the reason my old thread is gone is because the good ones left and the fakers ended up ruining it. its sad but oh well...
>>691075211
yeah, im giving myself a month. so far 2 weeks have happened. i dont want my 2 weeks left to end...
>>691075350
ya tricked meh man! now its time i trip ya off 27 floors of nothing!
>>691075369
yeah no problem, im glad im able to help.
>>691075516, see, i can help!
>>691076099
yeah, its no problem but my replies end up being slower thats for sure
>>691076097
I was talking about myself. I haven't been here enough to hate people.
Plus hate is a strong emotion for random people on the internet.
>>691075974
Started reading some books I had on the side like some of Gustav Le Bon's work.
>>691076099
No, no it doesn't. Throw in a grape soda and you've got a deal!
>>691076099
Some random stewed meat and vegies.
>its mostly from a can
>save me
>>691075591
Meow
>
>>691076003
It's not like i didn't like it
But it was weird
It was my waifu grinding to a remix of casual killer or whatever its called
>muh 4chan was broke there for a couple of minutes
>>691076298
Meow
Viva le cat revolution.
>>691076148
What? I don't hate you.
>>691076099
Its also a show but I think the manga goes further than the show and I really liked it. Its about a girl who lives in a home full of like 4 other girls who are weebs and she is the youngest one. She meets a guy who crosdresses as a chick and they meet and he tries to make them all look pretty and shit goes down. Its great I really like it. Sounds like a chill time. I really wanna listen to Rush right now for some reason
>>691076288
I will keep ya updated if I do anything about it friend.
>>691076296
*cough cough* nigger *cough cough*
>>691076449
.-.
I have a Boku no Pico level anime for everyone.
Hidden Princess Himegoto.
You're welcome.
I oughta head off to bed now my beauties! I wish you all warm, lengthy dreams of you and your waifu, hope you get to see her beautiful smile!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTOKJTRHMdw
>>691076596
goodnight! exactly what you said but with your wife!
>ika
Claimed
And yes, I'm super fucking gay
>>691076674
Mugi
>>691076567
Already seen it.
>>691076290
That's nice I've been reading more Lovecraft lately
>>691076578
>tfw ryuko used to be your waifu
>>691076236
>
>>691076746
Its glorious. As glorious as Hapixiel in Wasshoi.
>>691076563
Come on, stop with the drama.
>>691076342
I just wantes to share a song i like with you by introducing it to you with something you already enjoy
Did i do wrong
>>691076563
i never understood this face. if thats what you call it.
>>691076269
If you do, let me know. I heard they're bringing back one of my favorite raids scaled up to current level. That'd be the first thing right they've done in years.
>>691076288
Well considering I just had to stop some guy from getting head in front of the main entrance to the building, I'd welcome having that memory erased through any method needed.
>He had his pants around knees and everything
>Fucking eye bleach is needed
>>691076463
I like my grape soda, sue me!
>Implying nigger
Does this look black to you?
>Makoto
>>691076578
>tfw ryuko used to be your waifu
>>691076236
Okay telegram me @MyToilet
>>691076723
Excuse me?
>>691076921
._.
>>691076945
We IRL legs again?
>>691076945
>muh femboi
What the guck am I doing.
>Playing some no name puzzle game.
>Holy guck its nicely made.
>Mizore claim
>>691076807
I like Lovecraft. Even if it's for the memes.
>>691076835
Quite so.
>>691076945
Dood...
>>691076862
No, i kinda like the song tbh
>>691077064
No its my femboy.
>>691076945
>Nice.
>>691076947
What? Why are you sad?
Almost everyone loves you.
>>691077080
Zuzuzuzu
>>691077064
Kek
Ahh the memories
>>691077190
>>691077080
>>691076862
SAMEFAG HERETICS
>>691077190
Brown Chen looks funny :3
How can I love you when I don't even love myself? :(
>>691076945
omg give me your skype
>>691076288
i think its almost been 2 weeks for me as well. I lost track of time a while ago. We will make it the best 2 weeks ever!
>>691076945
It might be next month if things go well. They did the same thing in wow last i left off. They had some thing with the WOTLK raids i think?
Sick legs btw, wouldbang/10
>>691077196
Zuzuzuzuzu!
>Pet
>>691077269
>No u
>>691077181
Ur mah femboi
Nao spred arse and put bottle in pooper
>>691077123
Currently reading Shadow over Innsmouth. Yeah the memes are kinda hard to avoid
And like a flash of light, it's all over.
>>691077330
Cat?
>>691076269
The NBHD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnLAa6_hB9A
My go to band for anything. That stuff has always pretty damn cool but it messes with my perception. Have you tried the haircut one? Too realistic. Maybe so, they better be buffing McCree again.
>>691076288
Kek, same here and they were already slow enough.
>>691076296
Would you settle for Raspberry? Don't think any store is open yet.
>>691076298
Hey that doesn't sound so bad.
>its mostly from a can
RIP
>>691076454
Sounds chaotic. Kek I'll have to add it to the list of everything else I plan to watch one day. Go for it man.
>>691076596
Sleep tight.
>>691077297
He has micropennis
I'm going to go now, before I have to sit through another tranny invasion.
>>691076947
Idk why
>>691077156
Good then
>>691077269
Me lou go home please
>>691076945
oh god no, thats horrible. why would he do that!?
>pic
Oh no... why, WHY!?
>
>>691077297
STOP!!!
>>691077309
litterally nothing will happen for me. thats the best week for me kek
>>691077437
youre not lying there thats for sure...
>>691077437
M Y N I G G A
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>>691077486
Nothing wrong with being trans :)
>>691077441
>pennis
>>691077541
They've got their own threads though.
>>691077486
Don't go
>>691077292
Then learn to love yourself.
>>691077253
>I heard brain bleach was needed
>I came as fast as I could
>>691077368
I deleted those.
>>691077428
>
>>691077603
Tranny waifu threads? :O
>>691077486
Rude
![Kirino [10].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gKjMxXz.jpg "Kirino [10].jpg")
>>691076288
Woah, that sounds way too spooky. I seriously have no idea how that would happen, man, I've never really encountered a ghost, or anything paranormal, but I have many friends that have had experiences with them.
Ah.
Fake friends, I know them all too well. Trust me on that dude. I once had a group of friends I hung around for 3 damn years. Long story short, I got a text sent to me that wasn't mean't for me. Involved them talking about not inviting me to an event, and their plan to avoid contact.
It sucks, because I recently had the same thing happen to me. Not exactly within the same timeframe, but I thought I had found some genuine friends. Turns out they were manipulating someone close to me, and now I've lost another 2 friends. Lifes pretty shitty yo, but you learn to live with it I guess.
>>691077437
Its not that chaotic its super cute actually! I think you would enjoy it, I will I think I am gonna go listen to Twilight Zone and fall asleep talk to you later soft one night night
We got a code black
>wtf is a code black?!
A couple of hongrey niggas are standing outside the front gate
>>691077674
>implying you can't take more
>>691077428
>kitty
>>691077512
Now would be a good time to use that special picture i gave you
>>691077674
>i deleted those
Wut
Is this the secert underground world of late night /waifu/
>>691077029
No. Just proving I'm not a nigger.
>>691077064
I'll roll those quints eventually.
>>691077123
Wut
>>691077181
Oh hi Mizore. Where'd you come from?
>>691077297
>Skype
Top kek
>>691077309
I meant Tera. I'm not sure what the Legion event is going to be this time.
I wonder if I have the red version somewhere... oh well.
>>691077437
Raspberry...soda? Is that a thing?
>>691077512
I don't know. I actually went around the whole building for the first time in months to make sure they got go and stayed go.
>See above for why
>>691077826
Neko?
>>691077674
>>691077726
>>691077826
Meow
call me old school but...
I'm not homophobic but...
I really hate gays
I'm not racist but...
Niggers are ruining America
>>691077437
This is nice, the beat kinda reminds me of that vaporwave stuff.
>>691077512
Of course, we are gonna hang out and do fuck all. Thats the best way to enjoy time off. The only reason id go out today is for a coffee, and even then im not feeling it.
>>691077883
i got what you meant, just saying ive seen it there and its pretty rad.
>>691077814
I don't have the bottle any more.
>>691077871
It was more of the afternoon.
>>691077883
I slept like 16 hours. Then played really weird games for another few.
>>691077887
Police girl.
>>691077904
>
>>691078081
okay
>>691078081
I don't know your waifu, but please never message me on waifu in the future :)
>>691078162
Vampire friends?
>>691077512
Aside from our wall text anything interesting happen?
>>691077515
Ayyy, what's your favorite song by them?
>>691077698
>super cute
I'm sold. Worth a shot anyways. Have a nice night Rikka, sleep well.
>>691077883
Absolutely and it tastes fucking A-1. Quite weird when you initially try it but the sweetness draws you back.
>>691078129
>Vaporwave
Never understood the hype behind that. I can kinda see what you mean. Yep, great music to sulk in.
>>691078173
Shut the fuck up Konota
Grow thicker skin
>>691078081
Nice strawman.
>>691078374
Nice autism
*scoff* pointing out my intentional logical fallacies
>>691078335
I don't tolerate jerks like you :p
>>691077962
Good claim
Nothing wrong with Evangelion
>>691078162
Mizore why are such a silly slut
>claiming akagi
>>691078330
Definately Staying Up or Afraid
>>691078129
I miss WotLK raids to be honest. Maybe if I decide on my DK, I'l finally level it up and go back to finish Shadowmourne...
>>691078162
>16 hours
I wish...
>>691078330
>Sweetness
I'm game, let me at it!
>>691078459
>intentional
But why?
Why would you want to look like a retard intentionally?
>>691078273
Meow
>>691078288
Nah, yuki onna.
>Hellsing abridged tho.
>>691078555
>Those trips.
It's complicatedly simple.
I'm not saying aliens did it...
But aliens did it
>>691078162
>>691078273
>>691078618
>>691078384
Meow
>>691078609
I had the day off, but now I need to stay up all tonight.
>Already 6 am.
>>691078642
>
>>691078699
Meow
>>691077486
i say we raid these threads... lets give it a bunch of dislikes and post negative comments.
>>691077670
oh god no... what did i do to deserve this...
>
>>691077694
fuck man i can relate to that whole reply...
i had friends that would plan shit without me and if i found out they would "cancel" the plans later.
i once found them at the restaurant that they said they wouldnt go to and i was pissed.
in high school, i had many friends, enough that there were people just joining the group out of nowhere. eventually, one kid started to manipulate the rest of the group to go against me. had, shit stolen by them, the started picking on me and such. i eventually hated them and nearly everything in life. i 90% of my friends within a month, and i couldnt trut any one either so i couldnt make friends.
that was a horrible time of my life...
>>691077871
Am i doing it right!?
>>691077883
damn. you lazy. like me
>Which above am i looking at?
>>691078129
yeah, lazy is the way to go! no wasting these sweet calories that i eat!
>>691078330
not really, im just trying to type my comments as fast as possible really, i've been doing the same thing since you left and came back.
>unless you have something interesting
>>691075322
>hated anon
Doesn't exist.
>>691078642
Daddy issues?
Just like being a slut?
>>691078963
Have you ever seen aqua teen hunger force
>>691078642
Ah, i see
Goodnight I'm going to bed
Might see you in a couple of hours
>>691078752
>Need to stay up all night
Yeeeeeep. I woke up at 10 AM like a retard. I'm already feeling tired.
>>691078963
Well it's not like anything ever happens around the building to warrant me going to look. What, I tell a bum to leave every once in a while? Anything that could be considered my problem is within earshot distance.
>Not a nigger.
>>691078330
I dont know how i feel about it. Ive been making myself listen to it and most of it is just ok, but then i get that one that is really really good. Its just everywhere.
>>691078609
>decide on dk
>not playing glorious warrior
Wrath was the best expansion to me. It just had everything you could ask for. It wasnt the most balanced expansion i admit but it was fun
>>691078963
One you get to the point where your legs feel sore even though you havent moved, you know you are doing it right
>>691078963
>i 90% of my friends within a month
supposed to be, "i lost 90% of my friends within a month"
my spelling is absolute shit here
>ika
>claiming yume
>>691078491
Why do you like chen then?
>>691079146
>Daddy issues.
More like attention issues.
>Slut
Well now I do. Not sure really.
>>691079215
>Warrior
Literally one of the only 2 classes I have never gotten above level 40, ever.
>>691079212
Caffeine it up.
At work right now?
>Something about pants around ankles?
>>691079146
ive seen it but i just cant enjoy it. i dont watch tv also.
>>691079212
well, i mean... i guess just you do you right?
>do you know if i said nigger?
>>691079215
kek. like i move around my house to eat and bathroom so i dont really do that lol. Although it does happen occasionally
>>691079264
hello there
>>691075322
Nice shitstirring you've done here friend
There was a time where I thought it was me, but the truth is no one here cares enough to actually hate others
>>691075894
I just dislike emoticons in general, not specific to you. I just like clean writing. Same goes for Kagami's excess exclamation marks. I just deal with it
>>691075905
Most underage, maybe.
>>691076003
>Dio
>hated
>you
>hated
no
>>691079085
pretty much this
>>691079215
Ayo Mugen
Hope you're feeling somewhat better
>>691078579
>Staying Up
Kek, describes me at the moment. Solid choices though, it'd be between Prey, Sweater Weather, or W.D.Y.W.F.M. It's hard to even pin-point them, all of their stuff is great.
>>691078609
That's the spirit! There's gotta be some at the shop with all those flavors you mentioned.
>>691078963
Hmm, honestly I don't. I usually just go along with whatever the other person is talking about.
>>691079215
It's alright but aside from the distorted beats and trippy lyrics it doesn't have much going on. It's as if someone opened a music editor and just smashed their keyboard and mouse until they got something good.
Claimed
>>691079375
I wish i could get t
The amount of attention you get
I juat cant whore myself out tho
>>691079571
Well then you know how carl is
>>691079581
I dont think alot of people like dio
Hes kinda like someones little brother we got stuck with
>>691079502
I am. I want to, but I've had 3 sodas today already... or was it 4?
>Some dude trying to get head in front of the doors. Told them to shoo.
>>691079571
Pretty much.
>Nope.
>>691079655
Probably a Shasta flavor, I'm sure.
Otherwise, ya. Deli might have it.
>>691079581
Hey Akiko
>>691079655
thats what i do, i just pass the conversation back to the person so that they could pass it back to me... that why i end up with so much replies sometimes, because i dont know if i should stop or not. kek
>>691079812
soo... i did do it right?!
>>691079839
>i did say nigger. how you know it was me?
Claimed
I want her inside me
Just claiming.
I haven't been myself five days ago.
I'm in good health.
I'm consuming somethings I want to try out, and the results are nice.
I feel happy.
I just got off of 36+ hours of work, and I still feel content. I'm going to rest now, I'll get back to my regular schedule extremely soon(like in one or two days from now) and be my normal self again.
Goodnight everyone and take care.
And don't be too gay.
>>691079571
Hey there how are ya doing?
>>691079439
Im gonna shame you so much right now. Warrior was the only one i liked other than my healers. What classes do you usually like best?
>>691079571
Everything you say sounds exactly like me. ONE OF US ONE OF US
>>691079581
Im a lot better now yea. You do care about me you fuccboi :^)
>>691079655
Yea, i think im gonna give up on it. That and i tried to get into death grips. Actually wanted to hang myself
>>691079812
I don't really like the attention.
I'm a cam whore, not an attention whore.
>What's the difference.
I couldn't care if it was one person or 100 people, I just like being told what to do.
>>691079839
>Not recording it and then black mailing the dude for 20 bucks.
Wew.
>>691079945
>One of my favorite futa pics.
>>691079812
I personally like Dio. We're like one mind split in 2 but our way of interacting with others is different. Asied from the lolis constantly triggering him I don't really know anyone that particularly dislikes him
>>691079840
Hey Rin
Just checking in. How are things?
>>691080040
I'm glad to hear it. I remember the feeling when I had to pull my cat from a bear trap and get her to the vet. The thought of losing your beloved pet is soul crushing
>You do care about me you fuccboi :^)
If you ever tell anyone the next time is without lube
Claiming galko
PS fuck the guy who claimed her like a month ago, I fucking hate you
>>691079971
Hello there! Its legs thread again. also, 36+ hours!? that sucks.
>>691080038
im doing good. hopefully my response times wont be too slow, i got a bunch of people to attend to. How are you doing?
>>691080040
I AM YOU.
>>691080238
>>691080238
>>691080238
Early bake fuckers
>>691080334
Last image get
