Waifu claiming thread.
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>>691035813
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
>>691042496
I wouldn't mind learning the game
Sure, just add me http://steamcommunity.com/id/SquidHuntingManwhore/
>>691042502
So are most of yours
>>691042757
I need the link~
>>691043077
I was wrong then
>Haven't played MP
What are you even doing?
Claimerino
>>691043245
kagami claimed!!
>>691042804
umm..it was my second finger, i haven't in a while lol, but im willing to try...
you don't have to be sorry!! it's fine...i kinda knew all along
Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide
No escape from reality;
Open your eyes
Look up to the skies and see
I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy
Because I'm easy come, easy go
Little high, little low
Anyway the wind blows, doesn't really
matter to me,
to me
>>691042950
>get mad
>>691043020
>>691043077
in that case, it always bothers me
>Kurumi claimed because fuck that guy
>>691042249
Oh ya. Alright, fair price right there.
And off to work I go!
>>691042927
That doesn't always work out, though I know you already know that.
>It's alright, no need to apologize
>>691043166
I can't argue with that.
Dio-sama...
Claiming Kurumi
>>691043245
SS chan claimed
Shizuru get.
>>691043491
Oh, who's she?
I don't know her.
>>691043336
Gotcha and heey, you watch sexual lobster?
>>691043378
What was sum name? I'm on mobile
Tristana claimed
>>691043400
Mama, just killed a man
Put a gun against his head
Pulled my trigger, now he's dead
Mama, life had just begun
But now I've gone and thrown it all away
Mama, oo-o-o-o-oo
Didn't mean to make you cry
But if I'm not back again this time
tomorrow
Carry on, carry on, as if nothing really
matters
Too late, my time has come
Sends shivers down my spine
Body's aching all the time
Goodbye everybody - I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and face the
truth
Mama, oo-o-o--oo - (anyway the wind blows)
I don't want to die
I sometimes wish I'd never been born at
all...
>>691043491
Sieg heil.
>>691043655
I don't know her name, but that won't stop me from _____ _______ ____ ____ __ ______
Claiming best girlie!
>>691042496
what, no... i disagree.
>>691042979
Why am I listening? or What am i listening to?
ill just answer both:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7Brd6jCmCA
at around 16:09
and why im listening: because ive been trying to find that song for a long time. very long time.
>>691043354
yo
>>691043417
good luck at work yo
claim
>>691043443
nope yous was too slow nyigguh
check it >>691043402
>>691043790
she looks like a beta
>>691043707
It's Intetsun.
One and Only.
Club should be *NLN*
>>691043392
you should
kis is flanxluc
you knew? and still...
>>691043433
Yeah, really is a shame you've been having so much trouble with your sleep. I really do hope it gets better.
>>691043336
Laptop is really hot right now
>>691043402
I should've added something about bangs
>>691043530
You tried
>>691043790
O shit you're back!
>>691043417
Take care!
Shinoa claimed ',:)
>>691043896
NLN?
Oh so we're tough and don't accept squirms?
NLN, no little niggas
>>691043245
Still making the Threads?
Anyway, Thanks for the Threads OP
>>691043862
savage
>>691043862
Doesn't stop me though.
Once I trips, I steals.
>Rules are Rules.
Alpha waifu Seras Victoria is claim
>>691043378 (QT)
>>691044016
I've been here.. ish. Lurking mostly, and barely claiming. I guess I'm back. How've things been?
>>691044016
No no, if i was trying to get a get, it'd look like this.
I was just saying i got shizuru.
>>691042420
The guy who bought it couldnt ride due to a car accident combined with age. And I was the first to answer the ad.
>>691043417
Has the funs
Rory-sama claimed
>>691044016
That's tragic to hear. Well at least the monsters there can't creep up to the surface because of pressure difference
>>691043707
I love his content!
>>691044016
Are you sexually attracted to your laptop?
:^)
>>691044216
Dr.Pepper
>>691044023
No, but we No Little Niggas would be great for an abolitionist group.
It's actually No Life Nation
Close though :p
>>691044016
I'm rather neutral on bangs
but then again it's anime everyone has them
>>691044057
>stay mad
>>691044091
Oh hi police girl
with big tiddies
>>691043933
yeah...i try to make things work, even if i know they won't...
okay!! i don't know what mine is gonna be yet
and why do you say i should?? lol
I see a little silhouetto of a man
(Scaramouch, scaramouch will you do the
fandango
Thunderbolt and lightning - very very
frightening me)
Galileo, (Galileo),
Galileo, (Galileo),
Galileo Figaro - (magnifico-o-o-o-o)
I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves me
(He's just a poor boy from a poor family
Spare him his life from this monstrosity)
Easy come easy go - will you let me go
Bismillah! No! We will not let you go - let
him go
Bismillah! We will not let you go - let him
go
Bismillah! We will not let you go - let him
go
Will not let you go
Will not let you go
No, no, no, no, no, no, no no no-no-
Oh mama mia, mama mia, (mama mia let me go
Beelzebub has a devil put aside
for me
for me
for ME!
>>691043077
Hmm that's not bad. Always liked Catherine myself. My bad for late reply. Overwatching it up.
>Best idol claimed
Man havent been here for quite some time...
Aisaka claimed!
>>691044016
>That animation
>>691044138
It's kind anon :D
Jibril anon is best.
Heres your favorite pic.
>>691044380
even if you know they won't and have someone else in line?
I don't know
She lost her mind
Someone kicked her into the back of the line
She lost her head
When they called and they said that they thought he was dead
>>691044467
Still a qt
>>691044091
Police girl's powers were from being bit. You aren't brave, men are brave
>>691044353
Seen the cat one? Frigging cash
>>691044359
We should make a huge group and then battle each other, like Farron's undead legion
>>691044604
Syndra the mid menace how's it going?
>>691044374
Not mad breh
Just passive.
>>691044238
oh shit noice!
>>691044233
nice get
>>691044650
no!! not at all...
i like to focus on one person, because i don't wanna lose anybody that likes me!!
i think i know why... lol
>>691044705
I usually do a 3v3 with friends.
Oh how fun that was.
We should do a /waifu/ league skirmish.
>>691044010
Thanks. I hope you get to feeling better, too.
>>691044216
Pretty good my dude. Sleepy and just got done with red orchestra rising storm training. I love it!
>>691044233
Like that get?
>>691044255
Agreed. SO glad gulped eels live down there
>>691044353
We have been to get her for years~ :^)
>>691044374
Same. It's one of those things I over look
>>691044454
That's a pretty name! It's fine
>>691044473
Have some more!
>
>>691044724
>stay passive
and why are you posting mai waifu
faget?
>>691044984
but you knew....
why?
>>691044705
>Hello, Smith speaking
>Is this Smith?
>Maybe
I think I've seen most of his stuff
Or were you referring to the one with Death?
>>691044454
>Boss, is it really you?
>>691045161
Oh my~
>>691044604
Screw you
>>691044374
Oh hallo :3
>>691045169
>trips steal
>>691044705
Oh, its the purple fur creature.
Im fine, nothing to complain about.
>>691045315
If you want to screw someone, screw iowa
>>691044724
at least post the good one
>>691045400
Theres ton's more.
No need for good or not.
>>691045311
Children over here you have an example of a heretic?
How is he a heretic, you ask?
He switches waifus.
DEATH BY STONES
>>691045362
>trying this hard
you're pathetic, post whatever you want
>>691045235
i didn't know completely...or maybe it was hope or something, it's gone now....
hmmm, what do you think of me anon??
Where are my fellow Mexicans?
>>691045400
>>691045514
Children chill.
Thread said no lewds.
>>691045514
tanks for dat
>>691044353
Boat.
>>691045161
Dude. That game is fucking killer. I am so excited for the Vietnam dlc.
>>691045385
You know what i want
For you to kys, sweetie
>>691045514
>No need for good or not.
A peasant that only wishes to play in dirt.
>>691045599
you knew but not completely? there is always more out there
you are always nice
>>691045776
Dio is always on my side at times like these
too bad wannabe Kurumi anon doesn't have your support
>>691045132
I hope you do as well, Gold. And you're very welcome.
>>691045161
Is that .jpg taken frame by frame in the anime?
Never noticed.
>>691045161
>gulped eels
>
>>691045311
>Well, listen up smith
Yep, that one
Death was funny too
>>691044987
Yup, I play other champs well too, but for the sake of waifu, I'll just go Tristana to keep the magic
>>691045385
Do you play league? We're welcoming people to the Waifu Initiative, like the Avengers
>>691045620
Heya Kona, when for zombie time?
>>691045161
Was the training only short?
>>691043707
Oh my sum name is AngelWare if you want to add me
>>691044216
Pretty good and yourself?
>>691045907
yes, it turns out i was wrong...i haven't found them, i don't know if you like me that way
thank you! i try to be, i think everyone deserves to be treated good
>>691045161
Fukkem saved, my negro
>>691046210
Magic is real. Time to look for a Trist Jungle guide then?
And I assume Syndra plays League. Huhuhu
>>691045516
Love ya too <3
>>691045729
How's the best cola doing?
>>691046210
>I've got your cat!
I love Death, he's so funny
i just saw osu.
what did i see?
>>691046210
No internet :(
Maybe in a week ._.
>>691046358
maybe this is the wrong place to look?
even those who hurt you?
Meme.
>>691046351
Added
>>691046050
I do not respect one who ignores quality.
>>691046485
I don't love heretics
QOTT: how would you imagine what /waifu/'s headquarters would look like
Some old hotel renovated to our liking with a great workout room and just about every wall is sound proof cause some of us might be loud irl
>>691046210
Of course i do.
>>691046607
>Ika saw Osu
That's what you saw.
>>691046485
Pretty well. No complaints here. Yourself?
>>691046668
It's a one way love then
How are you, Christ-chan
>assuming it's your waifu
>>691046622
why do you say that?? there's a lot of great people on here!!
and...well, yeah, just becauase they hurt me doesn't mean i should treat them bad, right??
>>691046659
How 'bout dis?
>>691046678
orgy shitty motel room
>>691046781
>INB4: Mid main
But seriously, what lanes do you play?
>>691045161
Thanks mang. Yeah it just seemed very respectable and sweet.
>>691045311
>Kept you waiting, huh?
How's it been?
>>691046678
apparently she just disappears until the plot needs her
probably something about a different dimension
or a moderately priced apartment
>>691046972
it's sad to think you touch yourself while looking at those
>>691046678
The basement of a member's parents.
>>691046972
Barely acceptable, not impressive at all.
>>691046922
>there's a lot of great people on here!!
There's like 3
>>691046678
the lemon beach house
>>691046852
well... you got me there...
but i was brought there because the music. what was the visuals in said video about?
>>691046922
you said you can't tell how people really are from their writing alone
I would
>>691047217
It's quite easy though.
Once you touch, you just can't get enough.
>Just can't get enough.
>>691046485
>Will you shut up and let the man speak?!?
>>691046678
In irl we could all chip in for a studio.
In waifu's world, like a city
>>691047182
Whatever is needed.
Except bot
fuck bot
>>691046678
Literally a ship
>>691047375
well...that's why meeting people is good too, but it's good to know each other before then!!!
>>691047451
I regret even stating that the previous picture was even "barely acceptable" I simply tried to be nice as I believe Kurumi to be a respectable choice for a waifu, but your taste in lewd is an embarassment.
>>691047552
:O
Just like me?!
I used to like playing ADC, secondary pic after Mid.
But after new ADC changes and items, I became horrible and doubtful playing ADC...
We should just duo Mid...
>>691046873
Same shit
Just tired right now
>>691047183
>It was ours, GIVE IT BACK
It's been pretty okay, my legs soreness are mostly gone now
What about you?
>>691047482
>Hmm, it's been a while since I had a penis.
>Those were some pretty wild times, oh baby
>>691046678
>workout room
Oh, goodie. The weak ones can learn how to fight.
>>691047375
just look at hand. looked good here, turns out he hated the place and wasnt behaving like he does outside of here
>TFW BACK HOME FROM 12 HOUR SHIFT
>>691047552
Yeah I'm kinda the same way but I'm fine playing bot if I'm with friends.
>>691047334
I believe it was Quick Brown Fox and Scarlet Rose replays by Cookiez
>>691045311
Indeed~ ;^)
>>691045729
There's a Vietnam dlc?
https://youtu.be/LMUBWKJ5A_0
>>691045776
Post semi dio lewd. Too much dio lewd will end us
>>691046157
This would make cinemasins happy
>>691046210
FUCK I meant gulper eels! Either way, they're scary
>>691046292
>
>>691047183
Ohhh gonna make her into young lady so she may find a lord?
>>691047217
Meant the.
/waifu/ anons all chipping in for a place to call headquarters lol
>>691047627
Something tells me this is kongou
>>691047775
Dude. Same(ish).
>>691047806
Mwerci
>>691046631
Barry.
>>691047955
what was he playing it on?
>>691047633
I'm not sure about meeting people from /b/ is good ....
I got work to do on myself before anything like that...
>>691048129
Boobers.
>>691047969
This is the only "lewd" picture of Dio that I have.
I mean
I'm not gay
>>691047969
Need that kind of editing for Avatar Book 2
>M. Night fucking failure.
>>691048074
Yes, my dear?
>>691048299
>>691048299
yo.
>>691047757
Probably a bad idea.
>>691047881
>if I'm with friends
so never?
>>691048299
Oh no its this one again.
>>691048191
hmmm, i dunno, it would be like more of a visit!!
and i like helping people so, maybe i could help you with stuff
anyways, it was fun staying up and talking with you anon!! ill see you tomorrow, hopefully, on kik
>>691047969
>There's a Vietnam dlc?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUmw0gj25Kk
>>691048019
I'll go sleep when next bread dies
>>691046916
One way love is masturbation!
H E R E S Y
E
S
Y
>>691048374
Mercy is a great waifu.
Also #1 best healer in OW. Then Lucio.
>Angel Lily
>Close Enough
>>691048264
Good taste, as always.
>>691048376
Hey there you.
>>691048406
Hello.
>>691048468
What's wrong with this one?
>>691048329
Looks like Ric Flair selfcest
>>691043245
Speaking of waifu claiming, the last episode of Keit-ai has been released.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLUjMWRCzic
Is 4chan finally free of Keit-ai?
>>691047451
>and you say i don't deserve Kurumi
>>>/out/
It'll do you some good
>>691047969
I'm sure it'll be next to an all Girls school
>>691048468
Actually I have a group of 5 that I play with (some have been inactive lately)
>>691048162
Difficulty? Should be the hardest difficulty. Either Insane or what not.
Also not sure if you mean Osu Tablet or not. But I assume he is playing on a Tablet.
>>691048625
Lucio is so broken.
I've never heard of Lily, is she like hatsune miku?
>Tfw janitor lady knew to let me in the gate so I didn't have to call the temp guard
>>691048770
How did you sleep cutie?
>>691047969
Don't worry, I knew what you meant. I'm no grammar nazi, if you catch me doing it, it's for fun
Let's continue the trenches next time
I'll be off this for now. It's been a blast everyone
>>691043749
Anon-kun. I'm bawling :(
Y u do dis?
>>691048329
Looks hot. Only Lewd I'd approve of.
I mean...
I'm not gay as well.
>>691048468
Well have you tried it?
Don't knock it till you try it.
>>691048789
Except that's Robert EO Speedwagon you fucking retard.
>>691048511
lewd visit?
i'm there no adds yet
I'll need more help of my own , good night
>>691047775
>Our humanity won't return.
Went out on another ride I'm guessing? That's good to hear though. Been ok myself had a nice run in the rain today, now I'm just relaxing with OW.
>>691047969
>A lord
Kek, sure a lord. It's a name with quality.
Reminder of existence.
>>691048817
>free
A boy falls in love with a girl.
Unable to confess, he is gifted with by a deus ex machina with the girl’s phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.
But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day’s confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn’t exist in this universe at all. She is the girl’s alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC’s own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.
Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.
>>691047969
Yeah, look that shit up. Tripwire is working on it.
>>691049270
if that's what you want...i don't mind lol, also, sorry, i know you like having the last word
just ask if you need anything anon....
>>691049385
Acknowledgement of existence
>>691048918
Lucio is great for counter Ults
Mercy is great for post Ults.
Either way, Mercy with the Damage support is fun.
>Vocaloid
Yes, she is a Vocaloid. I'd say the best, but that's my opinion on her.
>>691048770
how has your day been today?
>>691048885
nevermind, im an idiot. completely forgot the game was osu.
>>691049179
I can't help this urge
https://youtu.be/FgT_mJXbvCQ
well i'm going to sleep have fun dealing with faggot kurumi-anon
>>691049385
are you back? where were you?
>ika
>>691048931
Fine, just drinking some coffee and posting here now.
How are you feeling?
>>691049692
Well, it just started, so let's just have to see.
Yours?
>>691049385
Hey Shiro. How's life?
>>691049518
you know what I want
>>691048329
Kek never said you were. You ever noticed Speedwagon and hols horse look the same?
>>691048367
But how about muh plot twists?
>>691048572
I wonder if they'll have someone I can love rong time
>>691048847
KEK
>>691048973
Alright. Goodnight!
>>691049383
From a noble family. How nice would that be?
>>691049471
Just saw the trailer. Looking gud
>>691049784
Night
>>691049679
Surprisingly I am a genji/reaper player. I actually never play mercy, due to lucio being so damn good. Who is your favorite hero to play?
>>691049922
Mmm, I'm good!
I might sleep soonish I guess, still didn't, kek.
>Really nice pic
>>691049007
James Bond. Check'd
>>691049998
A Rachnera Claim! It happened. Here have my gift to you.
>Lily
>>691050035
Reinhardt bruh
>shinoa bro
>>691048623
Only do it for you <3
>>691049383
>You're that ninja
>old-school quotes bby
Yup, went yesterday~ That's pretty good to hear too!
>relaxing
>OW
>>691050027
Grenade launchers :^)
>>691049878
Nope, I just lurk pretty deeply (not as much as vigil), have to give reminders of existence here and there.
>>691049959
Could be better, but when is that not true? How about you?
>>691049998
Best monster girl. no contest.
>>691050023
>
>>691050246
Well, I don't have to I should say, but it's just a little bit of OCD I have.
>>691050181
Yes! I forgot to mention he's my 3rd most played. Something about being a big future knight doing tons of chaos is wonderful.
>>691050383
yes
>>691050027
Hol horse doesn't have a giant scar in the middle of his face.
>>691050027
We can sneak it somewhere or make it the main plot of the story.
Book 2: Smug bending
>>691050035
Surprisingly, Genji/Reaper.
Support is Mercy
Then the occasional Junkrat.
>>691050246
Same as well. Though, can't really complain about it, just hoping for it to be more... Fun? Eventful? Less dull.
>>691050120
If you're tired you should sleep you know.
>Really nice pic
Oh thank you. I pride myself on those a bit.
>>691050486
Git gud m8 I claim to win.
>>691049922
oh? what time is it for you? all i did was sleep and eat. really thats all
>>691050246
Any reason you just stop? just because you feel like it?
>>691050678
Are you me?
we should play some time.
Never really was interested in junkrat (a pain in the ass to play against nontheless)
>>691050762
IS THIS EASY MODE???????????????
>>691048770
Nevermind.
>>691048872
As i said, noone.
>>691049097
A while ago, not by choice.
Great way to fuck up farm and xp flow for 2 champions.
Unless your talking about support/carry mid witch still would mess up things and fuck up bot because its now a 2v1
>>691051096
There's 3 that are normally
>>691050848
Run out of conversation topics and self esteem very frequently. And as I said here >>691050457, OCD.
>>691050772
My precious.