retarded shit you did in middle school
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retarded shit you did in middle school
Shot up the place.
>>691030318
/threat
>>691030318
kek
>>691030416
/treat
>>691030169
friends and i called a black girl a nigger and sent a dick pic(not ours), photoshopped pictures of the principles on gay porn over text. we got suspended for like 5 days each.
Masturbated in English class
Used to masturbate on the bus all the time
- Tripped this retard try-hard bitch who was an autistic straight A student, enev throughout highschool
- Stole money from retards everyday (literally those dumb cunts just left money lying around on their desks)
- Made these "Pen launchers" out of mechanical pens and sold them to kids for like $1 each
- Was a fucking delinquent w/ my friends in my french class 8th grade, made the teacher cry several times throughout the year
- Punched a retarded kid in the face in the locker room for locking me out of it after class
- got in trouble several times for flipping off teacher's to their faces
I'm sure I did other dumb shit, it slips my mind atm tho
Was a huge faggot in middle school was a compulsive liar and told a bunch of "This one time my cousin..." stories to try (and fail) to try to impress people who barley knew me
I sat with 3 kids in 7th grade. One told me what masturbation was, the second was obsessed with lesbian hentai and wouldn't shut up about it, and the third was a super-autistic Hispanic girl.
Strangled a kid in front of my class for stealing my backpack
>>691030828
do you currently go to farmingdale high school?
dont worry, no names involved
Drew a dick on my forehead
>>691030644
/tret
>Took a shit in the restroom
>toilet was a urinal
>no one found out who did it
>itsasecret.jpg
>>691030169
Tried to preach Marxism.
I got in an hour long argument with my math teacher about Marxism.
It was entirely futile.
I ought to have shot the damn tool of the bourgeoisie.
Watched the young turks
>>691031666
Checked
>>691031532
Yes I do
>>691030169
what's this middle school thing
like what age range are we talking about
decided against suicide
I threw a pipe bomb at a bus and seriously injured 6 kids. They thought it was 9/11 related because it was the next day.
Not caught.
>>691030169
threw chocolate pudding on the urinals so everyone would think they were pooped on and no one would use them.
Teachers eventually found out but it was fun
cock block myself over and over and just realize it years too late.
>>691031772
im male and 16,
what about you
>>691031666
Satan trips
>>691032065
we were really edgy and retarded and we almost got sued which my family couldn't have afforded.
>>691030169
I almost went down a path that would have led me to being a furry.
Then I discovered this place, and I was saved.
Yiff in hell furfags, you tried but you failed.
>>691032227
go to bed, kiddo
>>691032245
One time I took a shit and threw it in the cafeteria trashcan
>>691032227
Asdf
>>691032373
finals are over.
Me and my buddy Austin used to skip the last fifteen minutes of track to flip turds out of the toilet and scatter them about the floor
Me and my friends almost got suspended for rapping My Name Is at lunch.
>be me
>be chubby 11 year old in 6th grade
>placed in regular classes due to administration screw-up
>regular math class
>test day
>not allowed to leave class during test
>bladder at 110%
>cont?
>>691032514
well, have a nice evening you shitposting gaylord
One day, I hid my 1995 CR85 in the treeline. The last gym class of my 8th grade, we just did cross-country around the football field. I ran to the point where my bike was, and did a full lap around the football field in 3rd gear and then back home.
I laugh my ass off to this day.
Pic related, the bike the day before I sold it for another bike.
used to jack off a friend in the restroom lmao
good ol days
>>691032227
I'm 12 and girl
>>691032681
Nigga, akways continue a greentext.
>>691032858
totally
>>691032681
>>cont?
if you feel you have to ask after 2 lines just get out of here
>>691031666
the legacy of the pooping bandit lives on
i used to chew up loose leaf paper into giant sopping wet wads and throw them at the chalkboard when the teacher was writing on it
fuck me
>>691033021
Im serious!!!!!
Jacked it in he Bathroom
I did it in highschool too and I am pretty sure someone saw me when I did it in Highschool....... Fuck why did I remember this shit....
>>691032858
fbi guy not this time, i though you were someone in my grade. kek
>>691033248
WOOWOW REALLLY!????sure buddy
>>691032858
BWWAAAAHHAHAAHAHAHA
3/10 B8
I got my first smartphone in 9th grade and cracked the screen on my first school day of using it.
stole the personal dairy of a girl and read it out loud to many people including her crush, as written in the dairy.
>>691032681
>really need to pee
>literally squirming in my seat
>too much of a beta to get up and leave or ask teacher
>mfw I peed I peed my pants in class
>wait until end of test in puddle of my own urine
> get up and attempt to use brown paper towels to casually wipe it up.
>leave and go to the office
Cont.
>>691031636
/trot
>>691030169
>be me
>at school dance
>hammer time comes on
>do the fucking dance
>literally the whole fucking dance
I still cringe to this day
>>691032007
11-14 in us
I was a good little boy, not really.
We seemed like such good kids, my buddies and I. A's and B's. So we always got away with shit. Would make really loud sex noises when the teacher wasn't looking, with my friends. She never found out who it was, thinking it was other kids.
>>691030169
I had a bad invader zim phase
>>691030169
beat up this poor kid that had family issues
>>691033868
/tot
Fucked all of my female teachers in 6th grade.
>>691034098
>>691030169
i had family issues and got beaten up by someone
told a girl I was going to kill myself and then asked her our. Fucking hell I was such a faggot
>>691030169
hello mr gopnik
>>691033423
I am in your grade you underage faggot
>>691033901
that's pretty cool
wish I could dance
I was a hardcore ponyfag
I thought Michael Jackson was the best thing ever
I mentioned Michael Jackson in every sentence
was an edgy wiccan. Fuck wicca
I apparently punched a kid in kindergarten, but have no memory of it. I got sent to the principle's office and was so oblivious that I 'confessed' just to get out of there. The kid was a troublemaker anyway so he was probably lying.
>>691033972
hey thanks
>>691034203
/to
I used to glance at my teacher's chalkboard.
one time in boy scouts I tried to give another scout a foot massage in a tent to impress him so he'd think I'm a pretty cool guy. Didn't work, he told people I was gay when I wasn't
>>691033830
>get to office, still no one has acknowledged my piss-soaked pants
>attempt to wash pants in bathroom using powder soap and brown paper towels for 30 minutes
>thank god I wore navy blue instead of khaki
>finally ready to leave the bathroom
>open the door
>the school janitor, Haitian Larry, is standing there
>looks at my pants
>smiles
>mfw the only person who knew I peed my pants in school was the Haitian janitor that couldn't speak English
>>691034348
>prove it
who is andrew fermes
>>691033901
Bruh!!! Fuck that noise. That shit was cool back in the day!
>>691034462
>tfw wiccan but not edgy
>>691030169
>qt writes her number in my yearbook
>never call her
>Be me, in middle school, 13
>Get bored in english, decide to go to bathroom
>get in stall and see clearly female feet next door
>I hear "hello?"
>ohshititsagirl.jpg
>'umm why are you in the dudes bathroom'
>her friends pranked her
>i finish my piss and open the door
>Shes just sitting there
>she asks if i want a reward
>autistic shit fit ensues and ends in a yes
>she forces my face onto her genitals
>in about 10 seconds i hear "IM CUMMING"
>she begins to piss in my mouth
>i FLIP THE FUCK OUT and vomit all over
>Vomit is on her pussy
>i run out
This continues for a couple days and i become a school legend. More?
>>691031678
kekked
There was a kid in my 7th grade who was literally psychotic and would attack people with sharpened pencils at recess.
At the end of the year he also wrote peoples' death dates in their yearbook.
>>691035064
KYS
forged my dads signature because i didnt want him to see that i missed two homeworks.
they call him 2-3 days later. he finds out, avoid his car so i dont go home to get my ass beat. hang out with some asians, go to the park. Later in the night i agree for one of them to call my sister to tell them im at the school parking lot. get in the car, silence. Get home, dad kicks me and slams me on the floor a few times. gives me a purposely bad hair cut, depressed at school becuase everyone was making fun of me for it.
Moral of the story is to not run away from home.
I licked a garbage can for a half eaten cone of ice cream
>>691031678
Is your name Gabe
>>691034297
This is good
>>691035253
>gives me a purposely bad hair cut
fuck my mom did that too i can't even remember why
she said like
>that will teach you humility
didn't work
>>691034548
i took my dick out in kindergarten, still remember it too.
>>691035490
no, but i know gabe, tristan, david, and the like
>>691035253
I can't imagine being raised with beating. I mean I guess I would be used to it since that would be my reality, but it's not so the prospect scares me.
>>691034264
that sucks man. wasnt me though. kid I put boots to went military, got out and lost control of his vehicle one night. hes gone
>>691035564
yea, it really doesn't because i spent most of my time trying to mask it the best that i could.
>>691034548
I got accused of biting someone in kindergarten
>>691035666
Get out Satan
>>691035666
Fucking brutal
>>691031666
Stan. Why'd you make a fudge monkey in the urinal mkay?
>>691035666
nice trips satan, but honestly, if i was never beaten as a kid i would probably be an asshole.
>>691035490
My name is Nate, comrade.
>>691035839
ian?
This just crossed my mind.
I remember having this extremely cringey YouTube channel. See for yourselves. I really want to delete it.
https://www.youtube.com/halofandude123
>>691034820
That's me
>>691035666
>>691031666
>two sets of satan trips
>>691030169
Live
>>691030712
Fuck off gavin
>>691032062
Damn what
>8th grade math class
>sit behind a solid 7 with a nice big ass
>I'm pretty tall
>realize my legs are long enough that if I slide down in my chair just a little bit I can touch her ass with my knees
>test it out it works
>think of she says anything I'll blame my tallness and the fact that the chair is connected to the desk and I can't do anything about it
>she never says anything
>rub her ass with my knees everyday
>jack off to knee-to-ass touching every night
>>691035743
oh i just went with it
like
>niccage_myhairisaneagleyourargumentisinvalid.gif
>>691030169
Said niggers should go back into slavery after one teased me
Got in deep because of that
>>691035994
>9 11 Tribute With Over Dramatic Music
Why?
>>691036080
>prove it
why did david get suspended
>>691030169
In 8th grade I whipped my dick out on the bus to a 6th grader who had the hots for me at the time. Got expelled and sent to what was basically a school for degenerates and criminals. Also charged with lewd and lascivious behavior. Fun times
>>691036371
Because he sucked my dick
>>691034297
Are you from Tennessee? This happened at my school.
>>691036441
>charged with lewd and lascivious behavior
Where did you grow up, Japan?
>>691036463
exposed fake
>>691036357
I was like 12 and a huge fucking fag
If there's a 19-20 year old in this thread named Bryce who went to school in Canton, Ohio.....DON'T THINK I FORGOT THE SHIT YOU PULLED FAGGOT.
>>691035994
>>691036357
More importantly, why the fuck do you have so much Pokeshit on there?
>>691036626
>12
>Posted 3 years ago
>Underage
>>691036532
Murica
>>691036600
You think so, moron?
>>691036235
My hero. I loved doing these things
Our teacher said that if we were quiet and shit we could watch a movie. And me, being an awkward fuck, was just babbling about. One girl politely looked at me and said ''Anon, shhh'' and put her finger on her mouth. I responded by whipping me head and staring at her and slowly slitting me throat with my finger. Got written up.
>>691036708
I legit can't remember since I've been trying to forget it.
>I was like
>>691032331
same
>>691035839
Nah son. Sorry.
Tried to flirt with the daughter of a family friend who was 3 years older than me.
Then I fapped in her family's bathroom and when I came out her boyfriend was there.
>>691030169
I once had to serve a weeks worth of detention in science class because I didn't staple an assignment. My life was a joke back then, and it still probably is today.
>>691034297
Sauce?
>>691035068
/nigger
>>691030169
i took a shit in the back of the library
>>691036959
Well, she didn't want the D after that.
>>691032624
Why didn't you just poop directly on to the floor?
gay
>Be me
>About 5 or 6
>Parents take me to their friends house one day
>Friend-Couple has a daughter my age
>Call her A
>A and I stepped into her room
>She pulls out a box of toys
>A explains that she likes to stick them up her butt and Pussy
>I ask to watch
>She proceeds to masturbate with a toy plastic horse. I still remember it being a brown horse.
>I tell A I have a better toy
>Pull out my toothpick child dick
>Have awkward sex with her
>Can't cum so I just kinda end it
>Mfw
I'd say it's a pretty good memory
>>691035897
Fuckin commie
>>691036626
new channel halofandude123studio posted an hour ago and is still cringy and underage b&
>>691037076
>getting detention for not stapling an assignment
Can relate. I was called in as a witness in a 100% serious interrogation by the administrator because the kid I sat next to on the bus that morning apparently ate a rice crispy treat.
Not kidding.
I shit my pants in 5th grade.
>>691037286
>mfw
>no picture
>>691037301
RIP
>>691037390
Yeah that shits fucked up the stapling thing happened to me too
>>691037504
>2016
>>691034297
what is this video called i wana find it
The only time I ever ditched class was on the last full day of high school.
>>691037301
That channel has a cringe past yes, I'm too lazy to change the banner on it. If I un delete some of the videos on the new channel it would be on a YCYL thread and everyone would lose
I used to get this black kid in trouble all the time back in year seven (primary school Eurofag here). We had a deaf old chick who taught our geology class, and we'd fuck around in her class. Usually I'd start shit, and I'd let him take it too far.
>In geology.
>I look at the kid. He nods. We know the drill.
>He whispers. "Penis."
>I look around. At a louder tone. "Penis."
>He makes sure that the coast is clear. At a regular speaking volume. "Penis.
>Our peers start looking up from their work packets and books and shit. I clear my voice. "Ahem, Penis."
>He decides to go balls out. He gets up on top of his desk. This isn't new, the students know what's coming, and they're all laughing their ass off. The teacher turns up her previously turned off hearing aid.
>"PENIS!"
>Teacher catches on to that only phrase, loses her shit. He's sent out of the room and his mom has to walk him through all of his classes the next day.
Good times.
I've got more stories if anyone wants to hear. I actually worked at that school right after graduating as the deans assistant, and had to do drug busts alongside the cops and would mess around with the students (non sexually of course.
>be me
>7th grade
>its like the second to last day of school
>teacher leaves the room
>decide to draw a dick on the whiteboard
>try to erase it
>mfw it wont erase all the way
>i even used the spray
>oh shit nigger
>nobody but my friends notice
>teacher never found out it was me
God, those were the days
I remember dying my hair black and listening to my chemical romance on ma volume. I was a guy too so it was especially edgier.
We made a circle around a juice box and an applesauce and started chanting fight while teachers rushed over to break up the "fight"
Pulled a fire alarm when it was -5 degrees farenheit outside. The whole school was freezing their ass off for 20 minutes. They never knew who pulled it.
>>691038076
That's my kind of nigga right there.
>>691038076
Kek and same
>>691038076
Had a similar experience but it was during an intense thunderstorm
>>691037286
This
>>691037885
>cringe past
>reuploaded some leafyishere shit an hour ago
Fucking wut
>>691038035
that's fucking golden
Got a 13 year old girl to flash me her flat chest on the school bus. I was with my obese best friend at the time and he was really egging her on to do it because he knew she liked me. She had nothing because she was so frail and small, just these cute little pink nipples. Some bitch on the bus told and got her in trouble.
>>691038327
It was funny, also, Keemstar is a huge fucking faggot
>>691037911
nice 911 get
Also I wanna hear more
>>691032858
send pics bb! hrrrngghh!!!
This
https://youtu.be/Pg55w30HKxM
Made up some shit about being bullied so I can be in the same class as my best friend. Surprised it worked to this day.
>>691035589
zach
>took a piss all over the bathroom floor
>threw stink bombs in classes
>threw grapes during lunch
>once slapped a girls ass in the hallway
>>691038666
>>691031666
>>691031666
3 SATAN TRIPS HOLY SHIT
>>691032095
same
i can remember all these people who, i only much later realized, clearly wanted my D. i was too brain dead to notice
>>691038868
forgot
>put sticky notes on people
>>691036478
Not that guy from the story but this Mexican kid in middle school did the same thing
>be me 6-8th grade
>used to stay in during recess
>because im lazy
>would hide in bathrooms till teachers cleared out
>go back to class
>fart in the desks of random people in class
>MFW recess ended
>never got caught
>ninja.jpg
got more stories if cont?
>be me 11 years old
>near Halloween time
>at some kind of little kid costume event
>can't remember specifically what it was
>dressed up in my dad's old military equipment from when he was in the Air Force
>walk by a woman and a girl about my age in a school hallway
>they're talking about whatever
>I approach
>"It's all real"
>they stare at me in immense bewilderment
>"Air Force"
>before they reply I turn and walk away
>I regret this day a whole 10 years later
>mfw
>>691032227
underage b&
MODS MODS MODS
>>691030169
wasted countless hours in WoW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNIrB348CM0
>>691031666
>>691038666
HOLY SHIT I HIT IT AGAIN
>>691039106
Stolen Valor?
>>691034416
Trevor?
>>691038832
no.
>>691036478
He's not but I am
>>691032858
h-hey wanna see my deviantart profile? got kik?
>>691033901
dude it's really not that big of a deal
>>691039444
Nice trips and same here
>>691034297
I used to do this with nose bleeds to get out of class. I actually used to get them a lot in the winter for whatever reason and most people in my classes had witnessed it. I realized that I could get out of an entire period because nobody's gonna ask to see if its actually bleeding.
>>691032624
lmao
>>691039481
You shoulda seen me though, not to mention that I combined it with fucking gangnam style at that
>>691039444
Oh damn
>>691036478
This happened to me too what middle school?
>be 12
>i don't always get detention
>but when i do it's multiple days of detention
>have detention pretty much every day
>so much detention
>near end of year
>be sitting in detention room
>school psychologist comes to me
>takes me to her office
>starts asking me if i'm unhappy at home
>asks why i would rather spend time in detention room than go home
>think she's trying to work me
>think she wants me to realize i'm there by the consequence of my own choices or some bullshit
>turns out i hadn't gotten detention in almost a month and just kept attending out of habit
>teachers thought i was scared to go home or something so they just let me have free detention
I used to fuck with tech decks, play Yugioh, listen to shit like blink 182, underoath and whatever fuse told me to. I accuracy was not really ever made fun of though.
middle school? you mean starcraft academy?
>>691030169
>on school computers
>goatsemarathon, lemon party, blue waffle, etc etc.
>zozzle for days
>?????
>repeat
>>691039859
pump the brakes
what year was that
>Be me
>5th grade
>like girl
>t h i c c for 5th grade
>school dance she asks me to dance
>what now.webm
>say yes
>don't stand up
>slow dance by the way
>comes back
>"come on anon!"
>pretend to tie shoe
>autism at 100%
>she leaves
>see her dancing with much better looking guy later that night
>try to hook up with her few years later
>isn't interested anymore
>want autism cure
I was in a private school with "student homes" where a bunch of boys live. me being the oldest had the most control over the house and the most respect. the "house parents" sat a bowl of chocolate out on the table but would never let anybody eat any of it so, I told one of the kids to sneak past the office where the house parents where to go and get the chocolate. every night i tried this and every night the kid was caught. ever time the kid got caught he would tell them i was behind it and we had to run about 50 football field laps in the middle of the night even in winter. after months of this the house parents just gave up and took the bowl away. we tried so many different plans that i still laugh at the stupid ideas i came up with. idk how to greentext so im not going to
>>691040235
Fucking kek
>be me 12 year old
>teen hormones raging
>gym class
>miss catch basket ball
>myhonor.jpg
>let team down
>lose game
>break right hand fingers
>get finger cases same time i started touching my 12 year old wrangler
>to this day i only jerk with lefty
>right hand dominant
>no one knows
>itsasecret
>>691034297
this webm gave me wood. Does she show tits in another video?
>>691031678
>Marxism
>superglue quarter to floor
>watch as teacher tries to pick it up
>me and my friends kek
>10 minutes pass by
>see teacher with a fucking hammer
>start kekking even more
>never caught
>>691040099
>I accuracy was not really ever made fun of though.
>>691038590
leafy and keemstar are both fags
now kill yourself
>also underage b&
>>691039475
>kik
No niggers
>>691031666
This crime calls for the best detectives around the hardly boys
>>691031666
I have such a raging clue right now
I'm doing it right now.
>Be
>be 13
>be mexican
>finished eating one of those dirt bean burritos during lunch
>public school
>has cheese
>hellyea.jpg
>Finish eating
>bell rings
>head back to class
>20 minutes into class
>I feel it
>stomach screeches like a fucking howler monkey
>try to be a man and work through the howls
>fuck no stomach begins to fucking implode on me
>ohfuk
>Let out a small silent fart
>it was silent but deadlier than mustard gas
>Class is fucking gagging like a faggot deepthroating
>No turning back if i raise my hand to go through the bathroom they'll catch on
>Ten minutes pass and only one casualty, a girl who nearly passed out from the fart and was sent to the nurse
>I feel it passing
>Feels good
>Move around in my seat
>seat feels wet, that sewage smell hits my nostrils
>took a mean liquid shit without noticing
>Fuck it i get up and walk outside
>Class fucking screams and moves away from me
>choke back my tears
>go home leaving all my things behind
>Next day i hear they gave me a nickname
>I was called Brown Sanchez for two years until i switched schools
>hated this teacher in 6th grade
>lets call her ms gomez
>go put up with her bullshit all year
>go to 7th grade
>teacher still here but another teacher that I had in 6th got cancer
>we all write get well soon letters
>I write a quick one but decide to add one finishing touch
>"P.S It should of been Ms. Gomez"
>Teacher reads it aloud in disbelief
>Looks at me in dissapointment
>does not even continue teaching the class
>All she said for the rest of the period was "Anon I'm appauled"
>Instantly become all that was talked about for the rest of the day
>all my teachers find out
>not Ms. Gomez lol
>avoid Ms. Gomez for the rest of the year
>fuck my dry sense of humor
>be me, 13 year old fat goth kid
>Always hung out with the other goth faggots, talking about animu and other weebshit outside the school before the bell rang for 1st period
>Trip on a root and fall flat on my face
>All the other faggots laugh at the fat kid falling
>Think to myself, "this is it. My moment of acceptance. Better do it more often"
>The following days were filled with me intentionally tripping and falling for them to laugh
I did eventually get to see a couple of the goth girls' titties for it, so that was nice, but we were in 8th grade so there wasn't all that much to them. Except this one girl. She had enormous boobs for her age. 2 years later, after having moved around a couple states and returned to my old stomping grounds, I get back in touch with her, and we hang out at her place. She gives me every. Single. Sign
That she wants to fuck, but I'm so completely oblivious to advances that I just leave with a hug and a disappointed look on her face
Literally the only reason I found out she wanted my D was because she told me over AIM a couple years after that. I'm fucking retarded
>>691040286
2013 I believe, because I'm a senior in HS now and I really can't get an age our of that same for the YouTube channel that I posted that starts in 2012. I need to rid of that shit
>>691040455
i switched to my left(non mouse hand) when i started mostly watching porn instead of vibrant fantasies.
right hand also works the dildo better than left
>in cafeteria
>food was milk, pizza, applesauce, and apple cobbler
>sit down with geek friends
>see we got a "got milk" poster
>immediate urge
>stand up on table
>open gullet and starts chugging milk
>at top of lungs scream "GOT MILK???"
I got written up for a week
>>691030875
Wow what an asshole, had a retarded fuck try to fight me (200lb D-Line who does Judo) after I called him out in class for being an autistic degenerate cunt. He chickened out after his friends kept telling him I'd beat the fuck out of him and I was looking to break bones. You asshole kids need to learn discipline
>>691040640
Hey bud, no u
Also check these dubs
kissed my crush during class time, was the cringest shit ever
>>691040360
Why would they put chocolate out that you can't eat? That's stupid.
>>691030169
>everything
I switched schools afterwards and highschoolturned out alright
>be 15ish
>summerfag
>in the back of a park there's a big metal fence, behind the fence is a wooded area and an on-ramp to some street
>construction cones on the on-ramp
>line-up construction cones so cars can't get around at around midnight
>when people get out of their car to move cones, scream weird shit like "you gonna die tonight bitch"
>cops called, never get caught, shit was cash
One guy tried to chase us through the woods, not sure wtf he was thinking... One 20-something girl freaked the fuck out and drove through the cones after initially getting out, pretty sure someone yelled "we're gonna rape you" or some stupid shit like that.
>>691040335
>want autism cure
A bullet to the head is the only cure.
>>691041009
>class gagging like a faggot
Fucking lost it
>>691041038
oh
i thought you did the hammer dance in idk 1991
which would have been fine
2013 is far from fine though
>>691030875
There seem to be a lot of retards in your school, if you get what Im saying..
>>691030169
Not from the US, so I didn't go to Middle School. But in my first year of High School, my friends and I drew a bunch of dicks throughout like 50 books from the library. The librarian and the principal ended up coming to all the year 7 classes and telling us that we were mentally ill and needed professional help. The autistic kid in my class ended up getting the blame. They never found out it was us.
>>691041502
cause they were pricks. turns out they also stole my fucking money and didnt get caught
>>691041690
Tried but so hard to get your hands on a AR-15 recently
>>691041406
>>691041631
Top fuckin kek man
>>691030169
I have a few
>Said my girlfriend was some girl I didn't care for to impress some guys I thought were friends, she ended up being a crazy girl who was obsessed with me
>Another person who I thought was my friend said some girl who didn't even know who I was had a crush on me, and it ruined my chance of getting my first gf, still alone after the end of that. I did nothing to stop any of that from happening.
>Got an in-school suspension, which is basically spending the whole school day in a room without being able to leave, except for the restroom for taking two pieces of starburst from a bucket on a teachers desk.
>Sat behind the bus driver to and from school, and yelled at some fuckface in the back to fuck off. Got in trouble and had to explain it to the principal.
>Drew a picture of me and my brothers killing the principal in his house in my art class, I got in so much trouble that day.
>Jumped the gate after dark
>Took a shit in front of my math teachers class
>Found Newspaper
>Rubbed shit on the door knob
>Wrote Fuck Miss ******* on window of class with poop
>Then I threw up. and washed hands with reclaimed water sprinklers.
>Oh to be young
>
>>691033901
Naw man, you're good. It took balls and we're proud of you
>>691041809
>not us
>has highschool
where you from i'm curious
>>691040535
Do we have a problem, Mr. Moonman?
>>691041908
>AR-15
Buy a handgun
One time I gave my girlfriend my crappy camera and told her to take pictures of girls changing in the locker room. She took one blurry pic. Broke up with me a few months later.
>>691042291
Joke m8 about how the media calls every gun a AR-15
I got locked in the bathroom all day. Principal knocks the door down like Chuck fuckin Norris. Piss all over the walls and floor.
>>691042426
At least you tried
>>691042155
Straya
>>691030169
i got knoked up
The middle school years are the autism years.
>Be in 7th grade
>Band class
>Girl was letting me ans some other guy touch her shoulder and shit
>1-2 days later can't remember
>Vice-princeable pulls me out of class
>Anon a girl said you've touched her at her breasts
>whatthefuck.png
>Expain it was just on her shoulder to get her attention
>She says okay
>Returns to class
>Get's home form school everything is going okay
>Mom comes home
>Mom comes thourgh the door with a switch screaming her head off
>WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
>She wanted phone numbers and shit
>mymomiscrazy.webm
>Took her about a week to fully cool off
Last I heard anything about this bitch she was a heavy pot user and has been arrested.
>Gave tons of gum out to people on the bus
>One obese girl
>"Here's some gum"
>"bby"
>looked at me funny for a while
fuck
>>691041034
omfg I feel. Not as pathetic as yours lol but I feel the obliviousness feels all over, I shrugged a shoulder rub off from a bitch, ignored some bitch that REALLY liked me. I am 21 and I have never had a legitimate relationship, I feel like I missed so many opportunities, people always tell me why no gf? I was fat back then too, but weed was my thing. I'm just a depressed pothead at the moment. Hope you are doing well anon. God speed.
>>691038997
You absolute madman.
>be me
>be 8th grade
>have math teacher named Mr. Lenz, coolest teacher ever
>lets us do anything we want in class: put desks together, play on phones etc
>has big fucking jew nose
>be me one day, fucking around per uze
>draw caricature of Lenz with honking jew nose and pointing to board saying "I am a faggot"
>pass it around class
>he intercepts it ad looks at it
>gets super butthurt
>stops letting us do whatever we want and is pissy for about 2 weeks
>never as much of a bro as he used to be after that
>got fired next year for being accused of relations with student(she admitted they were made up after btw)
miss that guy fr
>>691042953
>The middle school years are the autism years.
this
fuck middle school, glad it's long behind me
>interactive game using smart board
>everyone had to input names
>name myself "nigger"
>shows my actual name next to it
ohshitfuck.jpg
>everyone slyly looks at the only black kid in the class
>everyone looks at me and laughs
>teacher sees it
>suspended for 2 weeks
fuckin niggers
Hmm lets see
>masturbated in math class
>ddosed the library computers daily so that they were incredibly slow for like a week
>pissed under a table during lunch
I was a problem child
>>691043546
>>691043546
>tfw kahoot exists
>>691042770
huh
i'm asking because here we have
>university
>college
>secondary school
>primary school
and the only times i heard of high school was in american movies
so i always assumed it was an american thing
>>691043546
>>691043709
How did you ddos computers at school
Watching this thread unfold is a fucking adventure and a privelege.
>>691043819
Secondary school and high school are the same things you autistic.
>>691036478
Cuz your the only ten I see.
>>691043810
Kahoot didn't even exist back when most of us were in middle school you faggot..
>>691039529
>>691036478
615 reporting in
Had gay sex with my best friend
>>691032025
This
>Be me
>Have substitute teacher
>play truth or dare with a friend
>Dared me to pull fire extinguisher
>Goes by sink and act like washing hands
>Pull pin and make eye contact with Frand
>Smile and Squeeze the lever
>Whole side of class filled with white fire rerdent
>Class evacuates
>I say try move extinguisher to wash hands and accident happen
>No Reprocusions
>Smile and pull
>>691043810
Underage b&
I've... I've created a monster
>>691044195
865 here
>>691043974
>all education systems are equivalent
>>691034774
K.e.k.
>>691030169
We had this thing called Africa day. Honestly didn't learn a thing about Africa. You were supposed to were a costume though, so about 40% of the guys wrapped white t-shirts around their heads and everyone looked like terrorists.
>>691032245
pretty sure shooping your principals face onto gay porn falls under freedom of speech, you can make a parody of anything and no one can do a thing..... people make images humiliating people all the time.
>>691034083
Oh anon no
>>691036478
Latino girl did shit like this my freshman year..
865 reporting in..
>>691043927
calm the fuck down
this thread is 6.6/10 at best
High school story but I'll post anyway
>Friend openly flirts with art teacher
>says she is hot and says he likes her dress
>bends over to help with art even though she doesn't have to
>super funny and smart
>she is a 7/10
>sort of resting bitchface and kinda skinny
>still working today
>>691041009
Fuck it, my friend shit himself all three years of middle school. His mom brought him so many new pants I think she lost count. Fucker ate his boogers into high school. We laugh about it now, fucking hilarious he shit so much.
>>691039106
Haha your dad's a manlet
>>691030169
At 8th Grade Graduation my friends and i threw our shews on the roof, went through the whole thing with only socks on.
>always had horrible self esteem and thought i was the ugliest motherfucker around
>looking back, realize the amount of advances from grills that i was either too autistic to notice or too timid to reciprocate
i'm 18 now, a hugless, kissless virgin who's never had a relationship with anyone outside of a few friends, and likely bound to stay that way for quite some time at the current rate
>>691044170
>>691044395
i meant now you retards
>be me
>14
>into voyeur
>take camera into girls bathroom
>film girls pissing
>do this a few more times
>end of the year dance
>go into grils bathroom
>get in stall
>take off shoes and pants
>start filming
>stick camera to far under
>girl noticed
>she immediately go out of the stall
>tells other girl that there is someone with a camera in the stall
>shit bricks
>quickly finish jerking off
>girls say to other grils
>don't go in bathroom Janitors are locking it
>shit bigger bricks
>put shoes on
>open stall door
>girl walking in
>look her in the eye
>shove her out of the way with the force of a thousand men
>slam through door to the outside
>someone yells stop him
>running
>get home
>delete videos
>cops come to house
>get questioned
>get fined with a 340 some dollar disorderly conduct ticket
>grounded for 2 months
>get Xbox and computer back after 2 months
>Get called Upskirt Curt
>regret it still
>>691030169
Got a crush on an autistic girl.
Quickly died in 9th grade when she started telling me all about her reincarnations and how her first life was as an Egyptian princess who could control owls with her mind. She honestly believed she had been reincarnated to save the owls.
>>691044873
Don't feel bad, chances are none of those advances meant anything.
>>691045067
Sounds like a fucking bitchin girl
>be me again, still 8th grade
>sleep in classes I don't like
>one teacher seems to think she has the right to spray kids with a water bottle if they sleep
>trying not to sleep to avoid controversy, sleep anyways
>bitch sprays me
>I jump up and go full tard rage
>throw chair at smartboard
>get in her face and scream long monologue
>"If you ever do that again I will fucking end you"
>storm out
>she told people she feared for her life
>didn't even get suspension because I was basically tard
>praised by literally everyone at school and it is still talked about in my hometown to this day
Tried to fit in
>be me 8th grade
>me and my friends started a legit nazi party movement
>a lot of people in grade join up prob like 60
>we regularly heil hitler as like a greeting
>always talk about how great nazis are in class
>it starts to actually get out of hand so many join in
>principle has assembly to stop nazi movement
>we had it in the gym and at the end when he finished talking everyone in the grade got up and heiled hitler
those were good days
