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So, I've logged into a LaserJet printer that I don't

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So, I've logged into a LaserJet printer that I don't own.

69 chooses the image that I print 100 times.
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tubgirl
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check em nigger
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>>691029146
The neverending shitpost girl

Or

Cancer bananna
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don't print anything, respect other peoples' property.
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>>691029146
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>>691029146
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>>691029782
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>>691029754
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>>691029870
Close enough
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>>691029754
reroll
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Also, proof.

>This doesn't count if I roll 69.
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x50
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Hmm....

JOEL!

WHATS ON MY COMPUTER, JOEL?

Did you download the boobs again?

JOEL!?
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YOU DOUBLE NIGGER GIVE ME THE 69
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>>691030288
Roll
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>>691030378
Role
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>>691030378
Roll
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>>691030445
Sauce?
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>>691029146
The chicken chicken chicken pdf article
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Roll
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>>691031068
close but no cigar
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>>691031126
reroll
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>>691030048
op just tell us the info. Why waste 100 one one pick when you can waste infinite on loads of different pics!?!
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ok
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>>691031126
rerollin one more time cuz fuck you
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>>691029146
>69 get!
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>>691031269
waster
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>>691031269
you fucker
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>>691031269
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>>69103126
damm you should have posted a picture noob
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>>691031261
omfg roll. I think this is best because it's simple but also just fucking weird
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>>691031269
Winrar!
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>>691031269
The one fucking post without an image. Fuck you
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>>691029146
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This poor autistic dog
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>>691031269
Retard
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>>691029070
>>691029870
>>691029968
>>691030068
>>691031068
Work harder, /b/
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This
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>>691031439
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>>691031269
Okay, since you won.

https://23.24.58.132/hp/device/Print/Index
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>>691031269
fuck yes I won. OP PLEASE!
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>>691031068
rolling
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>>691031269
Really
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>>691029146
.
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>>691031496
Roll
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>>691031559
>>691031558
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>>691031555
checked
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Join today
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>>691031596
96. close enough.
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ROLL
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>>691031768
off by one. fml
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Guys, >>691031269 already WINRAR'd.

Here's the info: https://23.24.58.132/hp/device/Print/Index

Do whatever you want. You'll have to convert images to PDFs for them to print, by the way.
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>>691029531
Fucking this
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>>691032345
Reroll
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>>691032484
roll
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>>691032385
Reroll
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Rool>>691032550
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69 get
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>>691032181
this
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>>691032702
Rollerino
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>>691032596
>>691032550
Retards, IT'S OVER!!!!
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69 get
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>>691029146
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>>691031269
NOOOOOOOO
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>>691032876
Reroll
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>>691032876
Rerollin
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>>691032811
Would fuck the chick on the right
and just in case of 69, pic
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>>691032876
Roll for this
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>>691032876
Kek
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>>691033123
>kek
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>>691033270
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>>691033210
Rolling for booty
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>>691033123
Lol
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>>691032876
Roll
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This
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>>691033569
WINRAR
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faggots
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>>691030378
Roll
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>>691030445
Rollin
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>>691033569
Winrar
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>>691033569
waluigi.
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>>691029952
Roll
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>>691033681
Bucky 'n' Wheely
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DICKWADS SOMEONE ALREADY WON STOP ROLLING AND PRINT IT YOURSELF!


>>691031269
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>>691029146
Rolling for every image in the thread
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>>691033569
HE WON
STOP
OP
ITS THAT FUCKING PIC
DO IT NOW
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>>691034172
SOMEONE WON BEFORE THAT! OP POSTED A LINK TO THE PRINTER YOU AUTISTIC FAGGOT
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>>691034172
see >>691032044
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>>691034172
Woah there, friendo. 4chan/B/ isn't a place for anger
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print a document wit the words "You boss is a vampire. Kill him."
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ty vm
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Hahaha they've put passwords now
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Did any of you faggots actually print anything?
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>>691035329
call /g/ we need a hacker
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>>691035455
tried to print a 1000 page text book but it may have timed out
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>>691035455
Yes it was printing madly, black cardridge lost 10%
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>>691035455
device usage said 8425
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>>691035736
So anyone want tell me how to obtain my workplace printers addresses for a/b/use? Would be glorious!
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>>691030856
already done
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>>691036107
Check your ip address when you enter from your workplace's internet
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Roll
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>>691035329
that was me I was the one who won and I took control. Anyone have any special requests. Theres a bit of paper in the main tray and 40% left in the black ink
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>>691030445
roollllll
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>>691036902
I'm going to wait for them to refill it then do another one of these in maybe a week
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>>691036107
Generally you'd need to be hooked up to the printer's network be it wifi or cord.
You'd find it by hitting the network button in any button on windows. Dunno on mac.
Look around your network for a bit, hope nobody's watching, and right click a printer when you find it and hit properties. Get the IP and put it in the address bar of your browser. If it needs a pass, don't bother, unless you provide it. Just make sure you don't get noticed.
And make sure you can still access it from outside the network it's hooked up to, I.E. get under some stuff to hide your ass and check it from your local computer at home or something, then post info on your phone if it turns out it's accessible from outside the work's network.
This is how I've done it in my experience, accessing printers from afar. I just never posted it or used it for evil. I'd generally just access the printer in my instructor's homerooms and print papers that were due directly into their office or homeroom.
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>>691037586
Figured I'd amend to this for that guy:
Printers aren't the only shit you can mess with nowadays. You could also get into TV monitors, speakers, etc. There's plenty of unsecured shit you could easily post links to on 4chan. And replacing what I said with what >>691036677 said, just one ip, and it's a bunch of directories within that. If you don't even have access to that, you probably won't get into it without high level knowledge, IIRC.
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>>691036902
You're all fuckers, do you know how expensive fucking Ink is?
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>>691038191
roll
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>>691038191
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>>691036902
Print this
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NOTHING
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>>691039600
reroll
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>>691039600
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>>691031498
i see these homos in ads on the side of my porn all the time
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So tired of all the stupid arguing and rhetoric over the hot topics of late:
Republicans vs Democrats
Brexit vs Bremain
Gun control vs 2nd amendment
Clinton vs Trump
Religion vs science
Islam vs Christianity
Natural vs GMO
Main street vs wall street
All of the arguments won't be solved by sharing that clever informative picture on social media. Chances are no one gives a fuck what you think anyway. Like minded morons will parrot what they agree with and ignore what they don't agree with. So cut out all the amen, like, re-share/tweet and upvote bullshit. It is like a giant fucking feedback loop of circlejerking.
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>>691033569
WINRAR

Sure someone already got 69, but they didn't have a picture
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>>691041181
>Like minded morons will parrot what they agree with and ignore what they don't agree with.
I somewhat disagree. There have been like minded morons that I *want* to disagree with but can't. For example, I really wanted to be anti-gay marriage, but a friend pointed out that based on fundamental values I had to be anti-all marriage.

Either way, still not gonna let fags marry.
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