>ITT
We describe games poorly
>Go into a dungeon
>Things are fine
>Party members get hit by critical attacks over and over
>Can't avoid it
>Everyone died
>Oh.
>>691017501
>be plumber
>have plumber brother
>we're super
>my name is mario
> spawn a character
> be in a team full of retards
> try not to be a retard
> fail
> cry
>>691017501
Dankest Dungeon?
>>691017808
Overwatch probably
>have screen
>have controller
>have game
>play
>>691017808
>any MOBA ever
>>691017687
Luigis mansion?
>>691017908
Bulls eye
>have friends
>play game
>time passes
>have no more friends
>Space
>Avoid the Filthy Rebel Scum
>Shit constantly hits the fan
>>691018073
Clearly monkey island 3
>weed pulling simulator
>>691017501
final fantasy
>>691018542
Kerbal
>>691018073
Clearly Ape Escape
>>691018144
you literally guessed it
>>691018073
Mario Party 64
>Mode 7
>Old Guy and Future Wife get kidnapped
>Travel the world trying to rescue them
>Lighthouses
>dolphin
>game was never released
> die a lot
>Avoid the Filthy Rebel Scum
>Kerbal
Since when does KSP have filthy rebel scum?
>>691018665
Nope
>>691018558
>>691018828
>>691019181
Wrong. General Custer's last stand
>>691019459
Dark Souls if you're bad?
>Hail Gaben
>Frisbee
>Fought in a war against a wizard
>Ate shit
>Brought back to life
>Disgruntled mumbling
>Fucked up that wizard
>Return to the afterlife as a hero
>Mass Murder Sim
>Don't actually have to kill people
>live in town
>work in town
>do favors for neighbors
>whole town turns to shit when you stop playing
>>691020236
Animal Crossing
>>691020220
Gta
>>691020354
Ofc
>>691020366
Nope, story mode on GTA does require murder
>>691020220
Postal?
>Bejeweled
>Boat
>>691020660
Bingo, Postal 2 to be precise, as the original did require you to kill.
>all the questlines are shit
>difficulty setting is proportional to damage-sponginess
>[stealth archery intensifies]
>>691021243
Skyrim
>>691021316
obviously
>>691018542
FTL
>Man is sad
>gets letter from dead wife
>man meets new friends and gets even sadder
>triangle headed man gets all the ladies
>>691017501
>sweaty men
>stupid comments
>lacking depth
>1-2-3
>>691017501
>participate in some weird dog fights
>more like pet fights for money
>mobsters are involved
>never go to school
>be child, massively unsupervised
>walk inside volcano and dungeons that are no intended for tourists or civilians
>don't have father
>an underfunded illegal doctor across the street acts like my father
>he keeps asking me what my gender identity is
>some people try to do drug experiments on me and my pets
>have free healthcare all the time
>never see any sign of police
>>691022213
Pokemon
>>691022213
Just about any pokemon game besides 3rd gen
>>691021991
Silent Hill 2
>>691022368
Nope. It's DigipokeGameOfThronesmon
>>691018471
Mario Party? Mario Kart?
....Monopoly....?
>>691022409
I only played the third generation, dumbass.
>>691022490
Correct my good sir
>>691022651
You have a father in that one, so don't get pissy with me.
>>691023111
Trips tell the truth, but I remember no father.
>>691019822
Git gud
>>691023429
Your father is the 5th gym leader in the game, which happens to be the first gym you see in it.
AKA Norman
>>691022125
The game of 4Chan
>>691023616
I didn't play that game. I played the one with Charizard, 3rd gen, where it's all colorful and shit. Sabrina is a Catholic bitch and whatnot. That one.
> Drives custom car
> Short matches
> Always go for Dank aerials
> GOOOAAAAALLLLLL
>>691023997
Ooooh firered and leafgreen
>Step one, power up the base cannons
>Step two, fire
>end up in shitland on the job
>get sick and end up not doing your job
>run errands for asshole A and asshole B alternately
>everyone here wants me dead for no reason
>war sucks, man
>Save girl from the mafia
> PTSD from Nam'
>Comin' from the trees man...
>Listen to badass 80's music
>Have no friends
>Girlfriend killed
>Gets revenge
>No Russian
>>691023691
I didn't think anyone would get that wrong, holy shit.
>>691024153
I spotted you by your moans. Go back to tumblr, bitch!
>>691024069
Car Ball
>>691024754
FUCK YOU WHITE CIS SCUM
>>691019614
KSP with FTL mod...
oh
>>691024957
Shut the fuck up, young bitch. My dick is hard right now. I'm old, I should be impotent by now. Stop baiting me into child molestation, bitch.
>>691024172
Giantdad Simulator?
>>691017501
GTA 5
>>691025126
>>691017687
Grand theft Auto san andreas
>>691017808
GTA
>>691018073
Monopoly board game
>>691025261
There;s something you can do for me, whore. I'm looking for the song used in the "OitnB" trailer. I can't seem to find it. You tumblr whore must know all about it. What's the name of the song used in the "Orange is the new black" trailer?
>>691018471
Gta London
>>691018542
Scat warriors : Reveng of the Turd
>>691020821
Pretty sure I had to kill Gary Coleman and a bunch of people in a mall just to get through that game
>>691019224
GTA 4
>>691025531
I..... I don't know sir
>>691019292
Ecco the Dolphon
Spooky bear
Kids don't like school
Fun-time executions for the whole family
>Be a person
>Hunt deer or some shit
>Bang ur wife
>forgot the rest
>>691019459
Mario paint or photoshop Cc
>>691025757
It's OK. Your head must be full of transgenderism and lesbianism. You don't know anything useful.
What's your favorite show, btw?
>>691019750
You fucking liar, it was Money island 3
>YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS
>>691025692
You can play the entire game without killing anyone by just running away from battles into neighboring parts of the map
>>691020150
>ate shit
Faeces eater 3
>>691025954
I like the one that has the sponge in it
>>691019224
Golden Sun
>>691020220
Mario paint
>>691024917
I call it Car Soccer but sure. Rocket League
>>691026131
Bingo
>>691024559
Far cry 2 duh
>>691026104
Schindler's list? That's not a show, it's just a long movie.
>>691018471
wow
>>691020236
Streetfighter 2: Chmpion edition
>>691018542
Def FTL
>>691020680
Columns
>>691026058
It's not fucking metal gear who does that
>>691026238
You're a long movie
>compete in sadistic and brutal races to win trophys, cars, and slaves
>mission starts
>try not to be retard
>be retard
>die
>restart until satisfied with outcome
>>691017687
StarFox
>>691021243
GTA 3
>>691026362
Fucking savage yo
>>691026362
And you're future MD or some boring shit like that. So, who's the loser now?
>>691021991
Super mario 2
>>691026500
you are
>691026475
>savage
>yo
gtfo summerfag
>>691020220
The Sims
>>691022125
Arkanoid
>>691026399
2 fast 2 furious
>>691021243
Puella Magi Modoka Magica Portable. Easy.
>>691022213
Pacman
>>691020680
You have to build a boat!
>>691020150
Icewind Dale
>>691017687
ROBLOX
>>691026591
What, are you bored now? Is it because you're a strong independent woman?
>>691026612
>can't even reply to a post
>>summerfag
Lol
>>691026612
>>691024069
Legend of Zelda : Ocarina of time
>>691026047
Age of Empire II
>>691026612
summerfags trying to call out other summerfags.
>>691025154
Damn right
>>691024703
Hotline Miami
>>691026047
God of War
>play as a young character
>work together to defeat evil
>cringe fanbase
>>691026854
You know it faggot
>be me
>athletic
>play tennis, baseball, golf and other sports
>have no fucking fingers but it ok
>3 years later, move to an island
>fly a plane, play basketball
>one day
>fencing on a big platform above the water
> fucking weeb fences me into the water
>drown and die
>be mii
>>691024559
Mario Kart
>>691027056
every game ever
>FIND THE COMPUTER ROOM
>>691024703
Super mario land
>>691018471
Dokapon Kingdom
>>691026999
Chequered
>>691027056
faggottail
>>691027102
Castlevania
>>691027056
undertale
>>691027175
The Stanley parable
>>691027043
Hell to the yes. Finally someone got it.
>>691026612
>can't even 4chan correctly
>calling someone out for being a summerfag
>clearly a summerfag himself
my sides
>Wake up as a prisoner
>War between medieval nazis and jews
>Have sex with everybody
>Fighting a master jew wizard
>Running around in dreamland
>Save, reload, save, reload, save, reload
>>691027102
Elf Bowling 2 - Elves in Paradise
Next
>>691027102
fuckin wii sports nigga
>Leave the castle
>Head north
>Go to richest place in the game
>Beggars and naked women
>Log out and never play again
>>691027175
Hedgehog the Shadow
>>691027331
oblivion
>>691027359
Skram
>>691027056
Earthbound?
>>691027083
Look, I have another game for you
>learn history lessons from antiquity
>extremely good history lessons, objective info
>also, play strategy game, fight with armies and shit
>you need peasants to hunt
>peasants can get food from lions
>mfw people use to eat lion meat
>mfw lions used to inhabit Greece
>but MORE IMPORTANTLY, DID YOU SEE THE HISTORY LESSONS?
>EXTREMELY good history lessons
>shit, I didn't learn that much history in school
>also, has a few sequels, which also have VERY GOOD HISTORY LESSONS
>fall in a basement because scared of your mom
>get more deformed as you go deeper
>buncha monsters and religious shit
>fight satan as final boss
>>691027331
Kirby's Dream Land.
I'm glad someone else sees the anti-Jew propoganda Nintendo decided to incorporate into the Kirby franchise.
>>691027331
Oblivious
>the storm last night didn't wake you
>>691027569
Harry Potter
>>691025884
Sonic the hedgehog
>>691027056
>>691027532
WINRAR! It was Mother 2
>>691027569
Danganronpa 2: Goodbye Despair
Make these harder
>>691027657
nope
>>691017501
Russian man and Nazi team up to kill a kid from Boston and a drunken cyclops because they stole a briefcase.
>>691026047
Mario kart 2
>>691025884
Lazy Suit Luigi
>>691027569
binding of faggot
>>691027734
also nope
>>691026104
vaginal wars
>>691027824
yay you got it
>>691027753
TF2?
>>691027569
Sakura Dungeon
>>691027753
Tekken12+1
>2033
>live in a metro
>>691017687
sonic the hedgehog
>>691026173
I knew it!
>>691027985
The Sims
>be writer
>go on vacation save wife
>shadow people take her
>they're from book
>my book
>have retard agent who is friend
>we try to save her with flashlights
>be blonde hair spiky tip cuck
>dad is big whale
>travel the land searching for dadwhale so you can kill him
>your only friends are old man with weird sleeves, fanfare lady, girl with dragons, liongoat, and some girl who has grenades or whatever
>>691026399
Metal gear solid
I fucking hate my life. Tumblrina is go-o-o-o-ne... I do have a pretty gf that sucks my cock and idolizes me, but damn, I really liked tumblrina, she was smart. She was fat and fucking boring, but she was smart.
>>691027938
Someone already got it, it was Binding of Isaac
>>691028111
>Be baby
>Play minigames
>Unlock clothes as you go along
>Kill yourself cause your life is horrible
>>691027175
sanic
>>691026433
penis wars
>>691028315
among the sleep
>Heart, Light, Darkness
>be random guard in castle
>evil wizard guy steals castle relic
>curses entire castle
>curses the royals
>you don't get cursed because of your backstory that you don't know
>meet a fat guy at a bridge who tries to kill you
>ends up joining you on your quest to kill a comedian
>nobody can say your name, but everyone can spell it
>you are completely mute, but people can somehow read your lips perfectly.
>>691028125
You don't know what the word cuck means... do you
>>691026358
...me
>>691026854
you are
>>691028111
>go on vacation with wife*
my b
>>691028315
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-z9PvHDJUpM
>>691028436
WHEN YOU WALK AWAY
YOU WON'T HEAR ME SAY
PLAYSTATION 2 GAMES
>guy tells you to make a magical door
>you do it
>you get sucked in and have to survive as the fucking ball from cast away
>if you get these things you make a portal probably
>adventure time nigga
>after several trials you make it to a dark place and then you release the guy who told you to make the door from his throne
>you get put on the throne
>sometime later the guy's girlfriend takes your place
>you and the guy survive together along with your other niggas
>>691028630
You know it faggot
>>691026999
summerfag.
Come on, tumblrina, come back, whore, I really liked our short shitty time together. Come one, come back you dam whore.
>>691028519
faggot male who cant please his partner and so gets off by watching another male (usually black) please his wife in ways he never could. Used as a general insult, just like faggot and nigger
>>691028582
>>691027083
Which one of these is you, bitch?
>>691027102
Pacman
>black guy
>>691019969
ricochet
>>691028794
you cant insult those trips
>>691027175
Mario Kart 3
>>691028111
American McGee's Maximum Stephen King Ripoff adventure
>>691029121
haha black people arent in video games hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahah
>>691029265
nigger
>>691027250
Winrar
>>691028125
Final Fantasy Laughing Scene 9000
>>691017687
>>>691018251 >>691025320 >>691026437 >>691026810 >>691028049
Fuck you all. It's Super Mario Bros.
>>691027308
Sonic the hedgehog 2
>>691029444
trips don't lie
>>691027331
Monopoly
>Debt simulator
>Furries everywhere
>>691029416
congrats you win
as a prize you get laugh scene 1 hour loop
>Nukes are bad, m'kay?
>Joust with fighter jets
>Spanish Guitar
>>691029121
Masseffect
>spawn
>buy gun
>shoot people
>win/lose
>spawn
>buy gun
>shoot people
>win/lose
>spawn
>buy gun
>shoot people
>win/lose
>receive an item that's worth 400$
>keep it because of muh social status
>most popular pc shooter
>fucking kill me
>>691027359
Pacman
>>691029758
Super Mario Land
>>691029758
Overwatch
>>691029758
league of overdota
>Rise from your grave
>Power up
>beardragoncat
>>691027542
Mario Paint
>>691029758
Counter Strike: Condition Zero
>>691029758
Russia simulator: GO
>>691027569
Pacman
>wake up in cell
>faggot drops key inside dead body for me to escape with
>dies
>dies againx100
>beats bosses
>is told by giant black dick to link fire by killing more bosses
>ok.jpeg
>reach old bearded fire sword guy
>*parries him*
>ggez *roll credits*
>>691029758
cs:go without a doubt
>robots evil
>guys kill some but some are fucking buddhas
>allahu akbar went the base of the people who fought and made peace with the robots
>eventually one goes rogue and works with spiderwoman
>spiderwoman and death assassinate one of the buddha robots which is really important and sanic tries to stop them
>death and this monkey guy are nemeses along with old captain america
>everyone is fighting and shit but the main idea is that whoever can push the limousine through hollywood the fastest is the best
>>691019224
bioshock
>>691030166
Dubs Souls
>>691028627
Super clash bros: get dunked by a swede
>>691023616
>>691023997
You're both faggots. GTFO
>>691027586
Winrae
>>691030166
dark souls
>>691027753
Mario Kart
>4 guys walk into place
>bang
>dead zombie
>Beta
>Discover Crush was taken
>Brutally crush the rebel scum
>Kill child
>ShesNotHereFaggot.jpg
>>691028453
Dragon Quest VIII?
>Taken 3 with hindu gods.
>I swear this is god of war.
>sit down at dinner table
>wait 10-15 minutes
>win game
>>691027985
mario paint
>>691030687
Asura's Wrath bb
>>691030743
Far Cry 4
>>691028111
Wonderboy in monsterland
>>691030789
Yes!
>>691030665
good work anon
you've earned a prize of one rare pepe
>>691030494
Left 4 bread
>fuck a Native American girl
>on a cactus
>native Americans go bang bang
>need to bang bang
Oh shit waddup
>>691028125
Shinobi
>>691030992
nope
>>691017808
CS:GO
>>691017501
>>Trump is Build Wall
>>Trump is Block Shape I L T [+] Z S
>>Trump is Build Wall no holes or fail
>>Trump is Make Mexican Pay for Wall
"Not Russian Game" is Murica Game now
>>691031069
General Custard's something
>>691030743
the game about not eating the soup poisoned by the kkk because you're probably a nigger
>>691028160
Grand theft auto
>2d
>corporate treason simulator
>>691030004
Altered Beast
>>691027542
age of mythology?
>>691028315
Those damn klingons
>>691028453
GTA 5
>nuclear apocalypse
>everyone really likes electricity now
>people who like green battle against people who like red
>player has to choose between the two
>that color now gets control of le zap zaps
>everyone eventually gets le zaps
>>691028760
Pacman
>>691028990
you are.
>>691031417
Age of empires 1 (one), you fucking faggot. That was some awesome shit.
>start with pretty good weapons
>realize you are scum among the community
>cry
>hats
>you are now a cool person
>hats
>hats
>hats
>hats
>hats
>oh cool a hat with a nice effect
>HEY
>THATS PRETTY GOOD
>DOCTOR CONSTANTLY PUTS BAND-AIDS ON YOU FOR YOUR COOL EFFECT HAT
>hats
>hats
>hats
>real objective is something like grab a fucking briefcase and detonate a bomb but people just high five eachother, dance, and play rock paper scissors
>>691031291
game dev tycoon
i remember that one event
>>691031738
nope
>>691031716
Infamous?
>>691029271
Look up double dragon you cunt.
>>691031895
I know that one. Fuck. i forgot the name. FUCK! It's the one with the nice violet pimp hat and costume. FUCK! I fucking forget! Fuk
>>691031979
did you not read the first line?