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Ah fuck 10:00pm, time to open this fucker up. Welcome to Club Kek, 4chan's most exclusive night club! Ugh, why do I give a shit, you fuckers know what this is.

>singles get their shit kicked by the bouncer and get to go to Club Cuck
>dubs get in
>trips gets VIP
>quads gets VIP and free bottles all night
>quints owns the place
>sexts and above Omar Mateen all the faggots in the club


Post your dankest memes when you get in or you get bounced, pussys.
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roll
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>>691016215
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hol up fucker , let me in or the goat will pay.
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>>691016870
No weapons allowed asswipe, back of the line
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>>691015846
Ill just walk right in
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get in
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>>691015846
check this shit nigga
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>>691015846
fUck the police
I'm going to fucking make like Omar "Closet Closer" Mateen and order shots for everybody
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let me in
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check em
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Check these and move away
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let me in faggots
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casuals, check these
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>>691015846
Yo imma fuck ur shit up if I don't get in

>pic related
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ITT
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>>691017699
Oh shit can I come in with you?
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Can Serious Cat come in?
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come on guys stop mucking around
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>>691017699
Checked
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lemme in
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Can I still come in?
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>>691017911
>>691017911
m8
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>>691015846
let me in xD
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Let me in roidface
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>>691017911
Ckehcd
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VIP coming through
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>>691017902
We only have 5 minutes until our dubs on
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>>691017911
Dub rate: 9/11
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RIP doggo
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It took so long to get same numbers
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>>691018077
Hy guy s I got in to !
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You're a bouncer. Get a real job shit monger.
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Let me in or you die
>pic related
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Is there a back door?
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Roll
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>>691015846
hey bro wanna let me in???
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>>691015846
Here op for you
http://streamboobs.com/senso-sapphire-p6518.html
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>>691018350
And you're enjoying your night at club cuck, enjoy those dicks up your asshole
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>>691015846
hmmmmmmmmm
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>>691018077
checked
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Yo let me in dud
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>>691015846
Club Cuck, here I go.
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kek
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Who is this nigger bouncer
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roll for 777
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can i come in?
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can i come in? i brought these chicks
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Rolling xD
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I have a dragon dildo!
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888 niglet
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>>691015846
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>>691018657
Looks like we get to enjoy them together, eh? ;)
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rip
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Is there a good DJ tonight?!
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>>691018887
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>>691015846
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>>691015846

Checked, not rekd.
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let me in
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Roll this shit
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Roll for at least dubs
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>>691015846
Roll nigger
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Outta muh way nigga
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let me in club kek xD
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>>691019111
VIP right this way sir
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>>691018657
Enjoy your standing bouncer man. Club cuck here I come.
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>>691019111
VIPfag
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>>691015846
let me in I have coke.
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>>691019111
You obviously stile those trips. I don't see any meme here to prove ownership. Fuck outta here!
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>>691019177
Checked
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>>691019373
Stole*
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WHAT ARE YA DOING WITH MY DUBS
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roll
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>>691015846
babby
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>>691015846
rolllllllllllll
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k
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>>691019499
Checked
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cluje
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Let me in or I'll send you to club cuck faggot
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Pls let me in
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VIP here bro, gtfo my way
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VIP coming through
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>>691015846
We're the music guests tonight, our group name is the party animals. You should see it on the list.
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I m here
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>>691015846
Alright, faggot.
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Don't need memes, yall know who I am
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>>691015846
Here u go
bit ly 28NljPX
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roll
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the fuck
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Let me in
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Here's my VIP card
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EVERYONE, GET IN HERE
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Get
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Can I come in pretttyy please
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>>691019922
This guys got double dubs. Surely of will let him in
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>>691015846
nigga fuck yo shoes
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Roll
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>>691015846
rolling for shit kicked, thats my kink
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>>691015846
got the cluh goin up on a tuezdayyy
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Cbeck these digits
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>>691021094
Off to Club Cuck you go
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Wubalubadubdub
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Roll
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Sup.
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Oh boy the triiiiips
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Make way VIP coming thru
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Let me in, Nigger
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>>691015846
winks an slips a 20 in the bouncer's front shirt pocket
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Bang
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O
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Chokes on dicks
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>>691015846
Bringin' the party man
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Roll
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>>691021444
Fuckit, VIP for you
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check em
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Get
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Check em
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get
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>>691015846
Check-oslovokia
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>>691021661
holy shit!
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>>691015846
Hey Boss
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Roll
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Step aside, Betafags
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>>691015846
let me in feggit
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Outta my way faggots
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VIP get
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gg boys
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J.k. rollin
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>>691021677
Checked
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Fuck
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>>691015846
Yo, I just came from the roxbury lemme in
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>>691021677
You have made me proud, son.
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Yeh
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This sux
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Oh man
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Hello boss, can i go in?
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Check em nigga.
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>>691015846
aye i want in
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I've arrived, let me in faggots
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>>691015846
I might grace your club with my presence, let's see if your worthy.
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ayy
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Let me in
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VIP here I come!
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Can I go in?
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>>691022644
Lucky fuck..
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Steo aside
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Roll
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>>691022706
Unlucky fuck
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Get
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Oi you don't wanna fire me m8 you better let me in
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>>691015846
Rolling for quints
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I'm on the list but fuck your club bitch
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Let me in
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Step aside, this my joint.
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Can I get in?
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>>691022889
OFF BY ONE YOU FAGGOT.
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I think my names on the list.. something like Mr. Trips?
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>>691022834
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Aye niggers
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>>691015846
do you know the muffin man?
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>>691023180
Lol, give him the boot
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Roll
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Bro I brought some hot grills
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>>691015846
NIGGERS
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i got boobs lemme thru
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Let me in!
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My dick still hard reroll
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>>691016870
How dare you defile goat allah will jave your head. By the way shots for everyone
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i'll just uh... let myself in you know hahaha
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i'm with the dj
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Can I come in, Mr Bouncer?
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>>691015846
Out of the way niggas, I'm coming in
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>>691015846

I'm on the list...
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>>691023323
So fucking close, once again
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rollerino
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Wew
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But I used to own this place, lemme in.
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If dubs or above, club kek threads are abolished again.
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Guess who just got in faggots.
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>>691015846
I think I'll just go to Club Cuck
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where the ladies at
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Look bouncer, I've got this ultra-rare Pepe, and I'll allow you one (1) download of attached Pepe if you let me in.

Maybe even two downloads if you play your cards right.
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Roll
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i was the second causality of the civil war
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im in!
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>>691015846
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outta my way, bitches
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What if I have dubs in another thread?
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What if i really want to go to club cuck?
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Cocktail of the walk reporting in
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>>691024233
MY RARE PEPE DOESN'T GET ME IN, BUT THIS BULLSHIT DOES?

CLUB KEK IS GOING DOWN THE SHITTER
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Roll bitches
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I think I'll just come right in. By the way, sir, I think you look excellent tonight. I like your muscles, too Mr. Bouncer. Tee hee. No homo.
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>>691015846
If you check the list Sir, I'm sure my dubs is listed.
Could you please check
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>>691015846
fuck me up
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Y'all know who is
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No one wants to get in
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If this is quints, im selling to trump
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I don't even want to go drinking tonight
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>>691018508
>US Soldiers are taught the new "Army Scoot"
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Yo wuddup fam lemme in woulya? ;3
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Awwwwww shieeeeet
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Rolling, let me in.
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Heard your club was pretty tough, thought I'd check it out
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>>691024666
>666
>Trump

Cap and warn the people.
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God /b/ fucking sucks ass now , nothing but dumbass threads about nothing fuck i hate new people.
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>>691015846
let me in fggit
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This place is so exclusive I don't know if I will get in
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let me in already
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Check my 4 guise
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>>691025249
Fuck you
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Let me in on pure good merit alone.
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Let me talk to your manager
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yosh
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>>691025472
>checked
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Check em
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Ill just take my VIP and walk on in, thank you.
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Roll
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step aside 4 da hero
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>>691015846
excuse me faggots, coming through
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I swear I'm getting in.
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>>691015846
Hey guise.
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if quints hillary is elected
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Move over negger. Me and my juden friends are coming through
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>>691015846
I own you now bouncer.
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>>691015846
I Am
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move it im cummin in
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nudes for luck
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>>691015846
lets do it
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Witness me.
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>>691015846
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I don't drink, got any capri suns?
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look at these sextuplets
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>>691015846
Im going to get in obviously.
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Give !e the formuoly
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Already here
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>>691015846
Let me in old chap
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>>691015846
/nod
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>>691027631
Bugger
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>>691015846
No meme but here I go rush attack!
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nuthin but a peanut
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>>691027723
Bugger again
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i need about tree fitty
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>>691015846
let me the fuck in Lahey
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Fuck you bouncer
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Roll
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>>691027807
One more try
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777777777 get
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>>691027995
Fuck
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>>691017911
>>690911911
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>>691028046
So close
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all rite fagets step aside so i can get in
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Step aside boys im going in.
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Rolling in the rivr
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Get out of my place
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get out of ma way
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>>691015846
new owner here. double the price on the drinks and squeeze these plebs for every penny.
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>>691015846
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Move fuckers!
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check em
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>>691015846
Pls accept am not pleb
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I'm on the VIP list.
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Roll
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On my way to Club Cuck
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>>691029422
ayy lmao i'm in
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checkm sir
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>>691015846
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I think you'll find my card to be in order.
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Roll
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I think this is what you're looking for
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>>691015846
Let me pass, you dont know who i am
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Get out of my way.
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>>691015846
>>691030333
Im mr VIP you fuckhead go get me a drink
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>>691024760
That's actually an SAS, but bad try though.
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Welcome
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>>691015846
Here are some trips, keep The change
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rolling rolling rolling
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Club cuck
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>>691015846
let me in you muscly faggot
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Rill
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I-I wanna-a-a be a cool dude t-too
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quads
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>>691030122
uh
>>691030333
yeah
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JUST
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No singles here man, only dubs
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