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Yo what the fuck, no s/fur thread?! I want to be raped by pandas.

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Yo what the fuck, no s/fur thread?!

I want to be raped by pandas.
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>>691004856
yea ya do you fat slut
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>>691004856
One of my favorite images
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"I want to be raped by pandas"
Nigga wat
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ふたなりください~ (*'ω'*)
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>>691005117
ya

On another note, how the fuck do I install 4chanX and Namesync again? I just reformatted and like this thing I downloaded off of the chrome app store thing doesn't exactly look like it was before.
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>>691005333
nice numbers
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>>691005355
Oh now Namesync works, just not on OP? wtf
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>>691005355
nice dubs
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>>691005355
I don't know. I generally on come here for the porn and to shitpost fur threads
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So how is everyone tonight?
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it has begun
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>>691004856
>I want to be raped
You do realize that is not possible.
the first part invalidates the second part.
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>>691005770
Rolling.
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>>691005770
>Your choise
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>>691005850
Are you fucking kidding me? If someone feels like they were raped, then they were raped.
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>>691005850
Hey Neo
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>>691005770
rell
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>>691005770
>those gender rolls

the fuck? where is herm
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>>691005691
hot and i have no ac
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>>691006281
That is sad
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>>691006411
checked
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>>691006108
> I want to be raped.

The want part invalidates the rape, because rape is by definition unwanted.
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>>691005333
But futa is a shit desu :>
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>>691005770
alright
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>>691006560
So? if they say it is rape then it is rape fucking asshole

>>691006604
THats your opinion. I personally enjoy herms
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>>691006175
Greetings Mer Weebum.
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>>691006411
its not too bad as its an excuse to sit around butt ass naked
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>>691004856
Fuck your fur thread
Cancer /sage this shit
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>>691006935
you gotta put sage in every field my friend
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>>691006240
>cant read
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQKKj_qeOBQ
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>>691007118
It is saying that herm is not a gender. Its in the bonus category when it should be in the gender category
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>>691007275
sounds right to me
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>>691007484
Herm is a fucking gender. It's not a fetish
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>>691007733
nice dubs mate
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>>691007275
Whats this?
Is snailkin admitting herm is a gender and not female?
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>>691007773
Are you retarded? I have never ever in my life said that herms are female. I say that herms can be called a woman and a girl though
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>>691008029
Please dont post weed furries.
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>>691007898
But they aren't girls, a girl would be a female, female is a gender.

Sounds like you just assfucked yourself with your own dick there snailkin.
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>>691008104
ok
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>>691007275
dude, there are just two genders
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>>691007733
damn i kinda wasted those trip dubs herm still isnt a gender thou
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>>691005770
Rolling and sending to girlfriend
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>>691008139
herm is also gender
It's literally like using the gendered pronouns

a masculine herm would be called him
a feminine herm would be called her

>>691008251
There are men, women, and herms in the furrniverse
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>>691005770
Rolling
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>>691005770
Rolling for partner
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>>691005770
rollll
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How's everyone doing tonight?
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>>691007898
Which makes them a gender.

Fucking hipsters.
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>>691008815
Glad to be back home after being gone for over a week. How about you?
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>>691008815
Kinda tired, have a headache.
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>>691008913
Thats what im trying to say
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Roll
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>>691009088
I'm agreeing with you.

Fucking hipsters.
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>>691009084
I heard that scotch helps
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I would think the biggest complaint about that list is that it is missing multiboobers
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>>691004856
Here u go
bit ly 28NljPX
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>>691009231
Not much of a drinker.
I do have half a bottle of Laphroaig though.
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>>691005770
Roll
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>>691009382
B-But scotch is like liquid sunshine... and lighter fluid.
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>>691005770
Roll for partner
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>>691005770
Roll for other partner
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>>691005770
rooooolll
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>>691004856
Some goober made the last one catalog-invisible
>robot check = house number 666
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>>691005770
roll
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>>691009180
I'm pretty sure you are, but fuck you anyway.
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rollllll
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>>691009485
Meh.

I also have several rums, vodkas, whiskys tequila and a few different beers.
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>>691008942
I am "meh".

>>691009084
That sucks. Take a tylenol.
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>>691005770
rollerino
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>>691009722
I took 3 extra strength excedrin.
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>>691005770
rolling
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>>691005770
reroll
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>>691005770

rull
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>>691006733
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roll
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>>691005770
roll
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>>691006733
Part of it is the lack of power. You have power if you are willingly subjecting yourself. You made a conscious decision to get involved with a panda.
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>>691005770
Ok
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>>691010225
liking herms triggers me as well
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>>691005770
Rollie pollie
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>>691005770
rolio
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>>691005770
rololorlrol
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>>691005770
browling ball
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MAKE SFUR GREAT AGAIN
POST HERMS
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>>691004856
We can't even get pandas to fuck to save their species. You think we could get them to fuck your ugly ass?
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>>691010940
i posted one already im done

>>691011019
would you want to reproduce if you knew you kids would be Chinese property?
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I need a picture of someone using a small bird as as like a fleshlight
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>>691011173
I'll take the one on the right.
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>>691011397
Keep your fantasies to yourself, jackass.
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>>691011397
Centaur for me then
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ive always been into furry stuff but how do go about finding other people who are as well
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>>691011397
>>691011477
yeah you fuckin weirdo, this place is for regular, non-sexual, vanilla activity
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>>691011477
>fantasy.

You dont know me very well do you?
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>>691011559
Have you tried asking people you know ?
That's a good place to start.
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>>691011527
oh well guess ill have to take the gryphon
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>>691011602
I'm glad I dont, jackass.
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Oh what a day, what a lovely day.
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>>691011728
But I'm a great guy. just ask my mares.
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>>691011951
So? that doesnt mean you get to post your fantasies for everyone else to see. We do not want to see it so fuck off faggot
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>>691012083
You dont want to see what?
I'm pretty sure I haven't posted any pics here.
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>>691011908
Heya Weiss, how's it going?
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>>691012256
I already told you to FUCK OFF
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>>691007661
Thank you, that was hilarious.
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>>691005770
Rawl
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>>691012298
Oh, hey bro.

Im doing fine, sorta, just stuck on one hell of a rollercoaster.
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>>691012327
oh, you told me to fuck off.
right, and you run the internets I should totally listen to you.

But I think instead I'll just stay here.
Maybe I'll even post pictures and tell you stories about sticking my cock in sexy mares.
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>>691012530
What's wrong?
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>>691005770
Rawl
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>>691005770
>>>
> Anonymous 06/23
dix
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>>691012298
where the heck did you go?
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>>691012606
mares do have really nice pussys
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>>691012678
Forgot to mention, I was going to my parent's house for a while. It ended up being longer than I expected. I did more in a week than I have this whole year. Got a ton of stories to share if you guys want to hear.
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>>691012384
Sauce?
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>>691012809
Yes they do.
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>>691012620
Nothin's wrong per say. I just, took what people here told me last time to heart. Y'know about the whole "not-doing-things-because-of-training" thing.

Which earned me a dinner-date back then, and shes coming over tommorow so. Yeah.

Still super nervous about fucking this up though. So yeah, the name of this rollercoaster is love I guess.
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>>691005770
rollings
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>>691013113
Good job, dude! I'm proud of you. I hope it goes well!
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>>691005770

Rolling
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>>691004856
The fat lazy bears that can barely keep their own species alive? Yeah alright then.

And moar.
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>>691005770
lol retard
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>>691013230
Reroll
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>>691013113
I always thought love was an elevator.
...Oh wait, it's love IN an elevator. Now that song makes a lot more sense.

Just relax and let things progress naturally. You'll be fine, studmuffin.


>>691012866
I'd love to hear them, yo.
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>>691005770
roll
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>>691007728
>implying it's not a fetish
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>>691013797
KEEP YOUR HATE SPEECH OFF OF S/FUR
>KEEP YOUR HATE SPEECH OFF OF S/FUR
KEEP YOUR HATE SPEECH OFF OF S/FUR
>KEEP YOUR HATE SPEECH OFF OF S/FUR
KEEP YOUR HATE SPEECH OFF OF S/FUR
>KEEP YOUR HATE SPEECH OFF OF S/FUR
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>>691005770
rolls
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>>691005770
whatever.
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>>691013402
They're not as interesting now that I think about them, so I've really only got two. I went to Six Flags Over Georgia on Monday and had a ton of fun, except the part where my pale, vampiric, Irish ass got burnt to a crisp.

And the other story.... Well, I don't know if I should share this one, or if anyone would even want to hear. But uh... my doggo was in heat, and things happened. I won't go into detail if you guys don't want to hear it.
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>>691013743
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>>691005770
roll
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>>691005770
rollo
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>>691005770
mcroll
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>>691005770
rolls
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>>691005770
ROLL
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>you will never have a herm gf
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>>691013248
Thank you, I will do my utmost to not fuck this up.

>>691013402
Thanks for the advice, i'll try to stick to it as much as possible.
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>>691014108
color me interested.
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>>691014088
lesbian gardevoir bondage. checkmate.
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>>691005770
>5
roll
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>>691014108
Wow! Awesome shit, I've never been to a big waterpark or anything before. Glad you had a blast.

As for your second story, I'll leave it up to you. Though I am a little interested.
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>>691014108
Let's hear it!
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>>691004856
>I want to be raped by pandas.
oh yeah, i see why
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BTW. I learned Kanel's drawings of nina are kill for some reason.
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>>691013973
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>>691014331
That'd be true even if they were real
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>>691005770
Eh what the hell. Roll
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>>691012384
yo whats this from
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>>691004856
>I want to be raped by pandas.
>pandas
>panda

I got broads in Atlanta
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>>691015957
Nothing. It's just a fancy pants webm
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>>691014339
Nah, you'll be fine. Don't worry.

>>691014373
>>691014746
>>691015002
Alright, fine. There's a lot of prior details, so I'll explain it a bit. So I've had my doggo for about 3 years. She came to us as a stray when she was about a year old, and never really left, and she was never spayed. At first I didn't like her because had just started to realize that I was a zoophile, and hated it, and was really just projecting my insecurity. I used to do a lot of sexual things to her that she didn't really like, which I feel bad about, but never really hurt her, so I guess it's not too bad. I'd sometimes try to fuck her when she was in heat, but never could because she was too small, and eventually just gave up aside from eating her out every now and then which she really enjoyed.

Anyway, she was really excited to see me when I came back. She was in heat and was obviously uncomfortable, so the second day I was there I figured I'd provide her a little favor. So I fingered her and rubbed her clit (I also forgot that dog clits are rough and bumpy when in heat, kind of an interesting little fact) and she went fucking crazy. She freaked the fucked out, and started jumping around when I stopped, and would lick my hand voraciously. I could get her to kick her leg sometimes if I had a good rhythm which I thought was pretty cute. After about an hour and a half of that I could tell she was tired, so I decided to give her a rest, and she gave me a kiss and fell asleep. After that, she literally never left my side, and spent more time with me than my mom, stepdad, brother, and sister combined. She wouldn't even eat without staying in my room. Even when she was no longer in heat she still loved being fingered, and would jump around in joy when I did it. I just thought it was really sweet how such an intimate experience could bring a person and a dog together. It shows what it really means to be zoo.

>TL;DR I sexed my doggo and made her love me more than anyone else
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I wanna be inside a shark grills belly
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>>691005770
Rollllllllling
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▲ ▲
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>>691016481
Heya shark belly guy, how's it going?
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>>691005770
Roll
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>>691006836
No one needs an excuse being naked is just the best.
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>>691005770
Roll
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>>691005770
rollando
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>>691016559
Pretty good, had a funding boost so I'm getting a number of important parts for projects.

Still can't find a launch site for my test rocket and the launch is scheduled for some time in July, may have to push it back to August.
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>>691016946
>stethoscope not on her belly

Wasted opertunity
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>>691016914
Cool dude, hope it works out well for you.
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>>691005770
Rolling
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>>691016418
aww, that's sweet. Sounds like a nice experience.
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>>691005770
C`mon
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>>691017141
It's a pretty minor test but it's an important one for development of the next rocket.
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>>691005770
roll
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>>691017321
It was. I still hate the fact that I'm a zoophile though.
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>>691016418
sounds like you had a really fun time. Good to hear.
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Oh yeah, and I also kinda came out as a furfag and as bisexual to my mom, though I didn't really have a choice because my mom kinda forced it out of me. Hate myself because of those, too, but my mom didn't. She seemed to be really proud of me, and even cried a bit because of it, but I wanted to tell her to fuck off because I never wanted to talk about it. That's sorta interesting I guess.
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>>691005770
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>>691018062
Yeah, I guess. But I feel really bad talking about it now.
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>>691018154
Comeing out as bi I get but how do you cone out as a fur fag? It's a fetish not an orientation, no one needs to know about it.
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>>691018154
She cried because she just heard that her spawn is a failure at life.
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>>691005770
rollin
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>>691017576
>>691018154

Don't hate yourself for what you are. If that's what you like it's what you like, you've got no control over that.

Adversity is the spice of life, don't let yourself get down because the world says there's something wrong with you. You're the only one who can decide that. Stop worrying about the expectations of others and more about your own.

You sound like you feel a lot better now that you got some of that off your chest.
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>>691018154
>came out to my mom as a bisexual
Good job!
>and a furfag
...wow, I'm sorry. That's the stuff my nightmares are made of. Tell your mom thank you for being more accepting than 99% of society.
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>>691004856
I'm using this right now, hngggg
http://streamboobs.com/senso-sapphire-p6518.html
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>>691017105
Do you have one so you can listen to tummies?
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>>691018476
This. I came out as pan to my parents but had no desire to come out to them as a furfag as well.

If I'm gonna be honest I think they figured that part out themselves.
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>>691018835
Yes I do but I like pressing my ear on tummies directly, the stethoscope is more for fun.
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Geez dash, nothing wrong with zoo or furry.
Don't hate yourself just because you aren't an exact copy of everyone else.
And besides, zoo is extremely common.
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>>691018154
I can only imagine what the reaction would be if my mom found the furry thing out about me. I'd rather keep it to the imagination too.
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>>691019156
>Don't hate yourself just because you aren't an exact copy of everyone else
This.
>zoo is extremely common.
Uh... What?
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>>691019109
So how does it usually go when you explain that the gurgling of intestines excites you?
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>>691018476
Long story. I told her about Alex one day back when everyone thought he killed himself about a year ago, but I didn't really mean to, and I lied about the details. I said we were apart of a gaming forum. I don't remember what were talking about, but she brought it up and asked why I hated myself or something. She asked what group we were apart of, I don't know if she forgot or what, but I sighed, hesitated for a second, and said "Furries". She looked a bit surprised for a second, then seemed pretty happy. I don't know why I said it, but I was actually thinking about it a lot recently. So I guess it just kinda happened.

>>691018663
>You sound like you feel a lot better now that you got some of that off your chest.
Not really, I actually feel worse. But thanks anyway. I'm just bored and have nothing to do, so I like to share with you guys what little interesting moments I have.

>>691018712
My mom is pretty cool, if not crazy.

>>691019156
Yeah, I know. But I don't think I'm ever going to get over this.
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>>691012384
sauce ???
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>>691019519
It really is, it's just hidden well by most people.
I expect its more common then gay/les and furry combined.
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Gettysburg was the turning point of the American Civil War. This is the most famous and important Civil War Battle that occurred over three hot summer days, July 3, 1863, around the small market town of Gettysburg, Pennsylvania. More importantly Gettysburg was the clash between the two major American Cultures of their time: the North and the South. The causes of the Civil War, and the Battle of Gettysburg, one must understand the differences between these two cultures. The Confederacy had an agricultural economy producing tobacco, corn, and cotton, with many large plantations owned by a few very rich white males. These owners lived off the labor of sharecroppers and slaves, charging high dues for use of their land. The Southern or Confederate Army was made up of a group of white males fighting for their independence from federal northern dictates (The History Place Battle of Gettysburg 1).
The Union economy was based on manufacturing, and even the minorities in the North were better off than those in the South most of the time. The Northern politicians wanted tariffs, and a large army. The Southern plantation owners wanted the exact opposite.
The South was fighting against a government that they thought was treating them unfairly. They believed the Federal Government was overtaxing them, with tariffs and property taxes making their life styles even more expensive than they already had been. The North was fighting the Civil War for two reasons, first to keep the Nation unified, and second to abolish slavery. Abraham Lincoln, the commander and chief of the Union or Northern forces along with many other Northerners believed that slavery was not only completely wrong, but it was a great humiliation to America. Once can see that with these differences a conflict would surely occur, but not many had predicted that a full-blown war would breakout
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>>691005770
Oh no
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>>691019593
The person usualy knows before hand, I don't just listen to random girls bellies with no context.
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>>691020095
hahahhah all I see now is some guy on the bus leaning over and putting his head against some random girls stomach
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>>691019840
I don't know if I would say it's *that* common. But it's certainly not nearly as unusual as people say.
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>>691019156
lold
>Crying yourself every day to sleep, endlessly repeating that to yourself.

That's somewhat explains ho you can live with yourself.
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>>691020352
>>691020352
>>691020352
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>>691020305
The fuck are you talking about?
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>>691005770
Rolling.
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>>691005770
o
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>>691020504
Nothing.
Just fun to watch how some of you people bask in your denial, trying to live with your disabilities, encouraging each other. That's sweet actually.
Keep it up. Life is hard on you as it is.
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>>691021344
You sound like you need a hug.
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>>691005770
rolling
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>>691021495
I'd give you a hug if it'll make you feel better.
Hope you don't have sweaty man tits though. That'll be awkward.
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>>691022081
>I'd give you a hug if it'll make you feel better.
Are... are you really the same Heaven?

And no, I don't have sweaty man tits, I'm much too skinny.
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>>691021344
I dont see life as being hard on me at all.
I'm quite happy and successful, not in denial at all.
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>>691005770
Kms
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>>691005770
rolll
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>>691005770
Rip
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>>691005770
Rolling
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>>691022274
Same and only. I think.
I'm not that bad actually. If you get to know me. I'm just the mirror of the world around me. There are good things in the world, right? Then there is good in me.

>>691022356
Aren't we all.
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>>691005770
Reroll
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>>691005770

rolllllllllllllllll
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>>691005770
Yee
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>>691023169
You sound like me, or at least how I used to be when I was younger. I knew you were a good guy deep down. I've always kinda liked you. I'm really curious as to what your story is, and why you act how you usually do.
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>>691005770

roroll because fuck herm
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>>691012384
Need some sauce
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>>691023471
>You sound like me
Maybe, maybe.

>what your story is
I think? I don't have a story. Or it could sound like yours.
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