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Been a while fam
Ok I'll bite
Hello there comrades
>>690996432
white trash/10
>>690997239
Not you/ten
tfw too poor for a haircut.
>>690996722
Jim?
>>690997441
Yeah it is cunt
>>690997418
>calls op trash and doesn't post pic of self
Ok bud
>>690997239
Jesus Fucking Christ!
At least there is NO WAY you were molested as a child....
>>690996432
suh dude
Hey
R8?
>>690997239
>>690997239
>>690997717
>>690996432
this fucking bandana faggot again?
>>690997999
are you a girl or a boy?
>>690998288
Wtf how'd those website get my picture?
>>690998185
stupid trendy haircut/10
>>690998185
you look like an 11yr old got some pubic hair around their jaw
also what the fuck is that on your head
>>690998334
Im a unfinished trap hence the andro look
>>690997999
im in love
>>690997999
Hi! few things to start off with =]
1. yes I'm responding to you because you're a femanon, 'tis an awesome thing to see!
2. I'm Brian.
3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen.
>>690998792
im in. lets do this.
>>690998957
Is this memes?
>>690998957
FAG
>>690997999
Checked, off by one, and fuck. Im straight, but for a moment.. holy
>>690998957
Stay the fuck out of my kitchen, if i dont get to cook ill get stressed
Roll
>>690997999
tell us your name. and show us the wiener.
>>690999630
I somehow got nicknamed rancid
Dont feel like showing peen tho sorry
>>690998432
Timestamp?
>>690999994
you have a seriously cute face. we would like to see more.
>>690999994
Already seen it faggot
>>691000435
YOURE A FAGGOT FAGGOT
>>690998328
U mad?
>>691000831
mexicans
>>690996432
>faggots of b
>Been a while fam
no its been like 20 min.. there's literally one of these retard threads every 20 min.
>>691000831
no ones mad because your still in your moms basement wasting money on thug clothes instead of paying rent.
>>690999994
keep it coming rancid!
>>691000583
<3
>>690997999
whose bed is that?
>>691001153
Rate that sexy af audi in front
>>691001176
Why does it matter?
>>690997999
RANCID COME BACK!
>>691001418
dont listen to that guy! hes dumb. show us your face
>>690996432
>>691000884
Nah bro, I'm white af
>>691001557
nobody cares nerd. this is a rancid thread.
>>691001439
I have returned
>>691001585
why are your fingers so brown
>>691001027
Could you please think of some new insults? That one is very old and unoriginal
0/10
>>691001628
im gonna go ahead and spank it. just in case its actually you.
>>690997632
Lumpy Jon Snow?
>>690997813
Tyler?
>>691001628
the underwear definitely match!
im sold
>>691001628
that is one sexy ass trap butt.
>>691000431
Would do gay things with this one. Gonna take a lot of hail Mary's to break even after this fap
>>691001746
I guess hearing the truth all the time does get a bit old doesn't it?
>>690997999
fingers and toes. fingers and toes!
>>691001982
Haha have some tummy
>>691002269
you bet your ass im going to hell.
>>691001672
Tanned. I do leave my basement you know =)
Oh its been a while fam a lang a ling long
>>691002338
hnnnghhhh. im dying here. rancid rancid rancid!
>>691002499
i guess youre right. us basement dwellers are pasty as fuck over here.
>>691002338
ive never seen such a beautiful tummy in my lfie before. lets see other parts of your sexy ass body
>>691002513
Nooo dont die
Me on the left
>>691002883
im here! im alive and well. and im drooling over your trappyness. im hoping youre trolling me and actually a girl. so i wont be such a sinner.
shit lighting but rate anyway
>>691003339
Nationality?
>>691003154
If god didnt whant us to sin he shouldnt have put the male gspot in the butt
>>691003130
Is that your coat of arms?
>>691003434
swedish mom
english dad
r8 no b8
This is my 2 years progress
>>691003472
i adore you. you are the sexiest thing on the planet. THOSE EYES.
>>691003561
if youre not lying, fucking good job.
if you are lying, go do this
>>691003687
Not at all man. I've got plenty of progress pictures along the way. I only included my most current ones and the very first photo I took.
>>691003495
Kind of, it's from my great-grandmothers side of the family
>>691003561
2 years for that? ....
>>691003517
Born on England?
>>691003657
Have a close up of them then
>>691003933
Yes. That's what I wrote.
>>691004002
yep. finally dead.
>>691002883
Isn't this a guy?
>>691004002
tell us your real name. i need to know you.
>>691003988
nah born and raised in sweden, wouldnt mind living in england tho because of hurr durr muh refugees, the entire thing is just a fundamentally broken shitstain that will probably colapses on itself
>>691004002
show me your toes!
>>691004015
hes just messing with you man, thats impressive.
close to goal body
>>691004002
R8 my eyes
>>691004355
give me spiderman
>>691004269
who cares. its beautiful
>>691004393
2/8
>>691004276
Ill give you my first name its Hanna
>>691004421
>>691004628
what a beautiful name. Hanna.
fuck niggers
>>691004387
Thanks for the reassurance man. I want to gain another 5 pounds or so and then just cut down and maintain weight from there on out.
NOTHING BU NEW FAGS CAUSE THESE KIDS WERE TOO YOUNG TO FUCKING READ 10+ YEARS AGO
>>691004957
tomska/10
>>691004628
i bet you look beautiful when you smile
>>691004002
You're a faggot
>>691004442
Not all of us are homosexual negros
>>691004628
id like to find you on facebook. please give me your last name.
>>691004628
post dick
>>691005605
leave hanna alone!
>>691005565
Im a hipster that dosent have facebook
>>691005758
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
>>691005758
how will i find you!>?
>>691005669
But I just want to see that perfect feminine penis.
You niggers give me a r8
>>691004957
not a flattering pic, also you look high
>>691005975
Haha im not really on social media exept some tumbler bloga i follow, i only lurk tho
>>691006095
me too
>>691004309
Stop being so intolerant. Why is there so much h8 in your heart?
>>691004214
eurofag?
>>691006158
post dick
>>691006158
so i will forever just remember the name hanna. and how pretty you were. :(
>>691006158
such a tragic ending to my all of a sudden perfect love.
>>691000831
>literally in his moms basement
wat'd up fam
>>691006158
tell me the truth though. are you really an unfinished trap.
>>691006552
Yea i am what did you think i was?
>>691006229
its not the refugees that are the problem, its just the fact that people are just making more and more tension for no reason and we have the whole they took our jobs etc, so tl;dr the problem is people being stupid not the refugees
>>690996432
You gearing up to play pokerstars.com in that hoodie/bandana combo? Because you rob a liquor store in that shit and all they'll need to do is pull the exif data from the pics you've been posting here for the last month and a half.
>>691006708
well you are pretty as fuck. i didnt really think anything otherwise.
i dont usually respond on b
but your face captivated me
>>691006739
>>691006229
dont know if england is better or worse tho, i might be better of here
>>691006101
you're literally 12 years old
>>690996432
Can I get a r8 pls?
>>691006708
well im not gay. but i would probably do serious things with you. and cross my boundries. i guess thats saying something
I'm a sucker for these threads.
>>691006872
>>691007069
Aw thanks guys
>>691007238
id love to be your friend in real life. you make my heart pound.
>>691006739
I was trolling you in the above post. There are what, 10 million Swedes? And you've taken in several hundred thousand refugees, they're probably 4% of your total population now. And they come from countries where the great bulk of the population doesn't share basic values with the West. So they don't believe in gender equality, or free speech, or gay rights, or respect for those who convert away from Islam.
Say it with me now. "The refugees are a problem."
>>691007238
Please post dick or at least say something to me, I'm lonely.
>>691007024
6.5 or 7, not a great quality pic but you are above average here at least. Scottish?
>>691007174
kys faggo
>>691007389
shut up nerd. ive been talking to hannah. NOT YOU lets fight nigga
kill me
>>691007536
woops. i meant hanna
>>691007174
end your fucking life
>>691007575
kill yourself
>>691005278
No really???
>>691007722
no thanks please do it for me
>>691007389
Eh shure it makes me uncomftable but here it is
>>691006145
flattering no, looking like a halfassed trap yes
Fuck a haircut ya bish
>>691007797
we still love you hanna. dont ever be afraid to be yourself.
>>691007850
you're a loser and you probably don't have very many friends, and the friends you do have are probably also losers
and you're annoying
>>691007174
You look like a future mass shooter
>>691007389
dammit. you win. hanna didnt post her wee wee for me.
Just going to assume it'll be sideways beyond what I can actually control. Sorry if that's the case.
>>691007392
Thx fam. Combination of welsh, irish, and english decent, so at least you got the gaelic part right. Heres another pic when I tried to grow a beard (my mustache hair was to thin so that part was shaved a couple weeks into it.)
>>691007797
I'd probably fuck that ass, and I'm not even gay. Also, thanks for the pic.
>>691007797
Cute!
Where you at?
>>691007797
id love to see your smile.
>>691008004
sorry i triggerd your inner cunt, faggot
Is me
First time here in a few weeks.
>>691007024
Cougar bait/10. If you're old enough to hit the bars, be prepared for 45 year old knob-goblins to be crawling over the fresh meat.
>>691006529
Take it down about 40% there bud.
>>691006101
You look like your balls are still waiting to drop, I wouldn't give you a dart without a note from your mother.
>>691004957
You look like somebody dropped Edward Norton in the fountain of youth
>>691003884
You lift, you wax, you obviously put in a lot of work there bud, everybody needs a hobby I guess.
>>691003485
I'm a 35 year old man and you scare the fuck out of me. You have the cold eyes and dead expression of a serial killer, would it kill you to smile?
>>691008269
Interesting, tho I support your decision to shave
>>691008366
Im from swedistan
>>690996432
My god, a faggot and a douche. Do you talk like j-roc, too?
>>691008269
what accent you got fam?
>>691007174
Your hair is pretty
>>690996432
Villero detected
>>691008739
He's black, not skin colour, he's just, you know, black inside. It's a state of mind.
>>691007910
amen. Saved $200 on hair cut last year thats like 20 indie games on steam
>>690997073
the shining/10
>>691008978
ru the swede?
>>691008978
Could benefit from a less awkward angle. Your upper body looks huge in this.
>>691006739
Or does >>691007334 cut against your sensibilities?
hanna. we want more of your sexy fucking body.
>>691003561
gay/10
>>691008774
Why the fuck are you all saying fam? Short for family? Fuck, I'd give the family tree a good limbing if it started sprouting you fucks. Cut that shit right quick and in a hurry. You ain't no family of mine bud.
>>691009228
is your favourite band disturbed?
Angery MEME SCREAM
>>691009293
Here have a pic of my allmost-boobs
>>691008978
>implying indie games are worth even one log of dog shit.
ya i just said they are worse than dog shit.
>>691009228
Low camera = huge jaw. Just so you know.
>>691008269
! ok then, no more fam. but do you have an accent good sir?
>>691009438
how'd you know?
>>691009441
Yeah, you look the type to actually just shout "ANGRY MEME SCREAM" instead of shrieking like an autistic kid that's just had his gameboy stolen.
>>691003485
If you started going to the gym I bet you'd be pretty attractive. Its hard to tell but it looks like you're kinda chubby based off pic. If you built some muscle I bet you'd be able to pull stacies.
>>690996432
you need to stop pretending you're in jail and come out from under your moms trailer j-roc
>>691009611
and knowing is half the battle
>>691009569
thats cute. id love to see your face some more. youre dreamy
>>691009441
>>691008269
>>691007850
>>691007024
>>691004957
>>691003485
Why you all look like one dude at different parts of high school?
>>691009785
ugly cunt wew makeup wont save you now
>>691009653
Here mate an angry meme scream is better than autistic shrieking
>>691008774
>>691009632
American I guess. I'm from eastern Pennsylvania.
I took it at a normal angle
>>691008546
Ok, just for you <3
>>691009588
"good" games are subjective as fuck it depends so much on the player's interest and preferences
>>691009940
Oh, ok.
>>691010005
hella better, btw update your music taste
>>691009876
Thats actually a good point. I do love my angery meme screams tho
>>691008269
>eastern PA
>dat beard
>probably Amish
>>691010005
Hi Skrillex.
>>690996432
Holy shit J to the ROC
>>691010156
alt-j and some of them arctic monkeys
>>691009611
Good tip! Because this looks less douchey! OMG I'M JUST SO RANDOM;)
They took a pic that showed the face without trying to pull any bullshit, they obviously aren't trying to impress anybody.
>>691010058
let me describe every indie game ever made for you
>shit platformer clone
>shit 8 bit dungeon crawler clone
>shit day Z clone
>some other shit clone of a decent game
indie is shit. with like a 1% exception rate.
>>691004214
>underage
enjoy your ban phagget
r8
>>691004214
You look like a 16 year old fifa youtuber called ChrisMD
>>691009876
Fuck white guys from the british isles are becoming the new asians. I went to a highschool that was 95% slav, mediteranean, nigger, and asian, and they all thought all us guys descended from either Britain or Ireland looked exactly the same.
>>691010505
white corey in the gouse
>>691008250
>>691008510
Either you two are painfully average or you should feel good about yourselves for getting zero replies. lol
>>691009940
snipped there perchance?
>>691010505
You look like you've eaten a few children in your time
>>691010505
4ish
>>691010311
what you sayin bout me m8?
>>691010647
Oh shit you're right ahaha
>>691010875
you look like a live indiesong
>>691010311
Alt-j>monkeys
But dat Whitney tho. Fresh and tasty
Yes.
>>691011022
Dracula material
>>690996432
Holy shit dude u r j-roc from trailer perk boys
Link some of your raps dude
>>691009915
Yeah i look really ugg without make up. Like uggggggggllllyy
>>691011022
You look like you've just got home from shooting up the local school
>>691010700
Painfully average ain't bad.
>>691010995
Maybe a little.
Whitney tho
>>690996432
>>691010382
they're cheap entertainment which is exactly what some people looking for to fill in the gap between worthwhile AAA releases.
>>690996432
Are you in Alaska. Familiar
>>691010205
Not Amish, but I became the designated redneck of my highschool because I'm pretty conservative and people that thought I looked and sounded like a country boy, so I sort of embraced that with the beard.
>>691010116
Sorry to dissapoint m8. Tbh I always wanted one of those Boer accents.
>>691011022
u look like u just got home from the blood bank
>>691010005
Cut your hair and get thinner frames. That's really the only feedback I can give. Your facial structure is symmetrical, but you are hiding behind your glasses and leaning back a bit, it makes you seem meek or stand-off-ish, it doesn't make you approachable and makes your neck look weird where it meets your jaw. Smaller frames would make your eyes seem larger and wouldn't hide your eyebrows, allowing people to more easilly gauge your expressions. The trick is to lean towards social contact, invite attention, and remove barriers to emotional communication. Your hair is long, a shorter cut, just to the nape of the neck, will make your head look more in proportion to your neck. If you want, you can still tie it back, but long hair only works with more angular features.
>>691010505
potential if you lost some weight, prolly 5/10
>>691011022
>do I look white yet
;_;
>>691010788
Are you asking if I'm circumcised?
HANNAAAAAA WHERE ARE YOU!
>>691011100
I get that alot
>>691011158
Mmkay
Pic of me when I was 17 or 18 and had longer hair.
>>691011197
Nah nah, it just means you don't look "out there" enough for /b/ to give a shit.
Doesn't mean you're attractive either tho.
>>691011151
Fishing for compliments are we? wew filters won't save you now.
>>691011552
yea, sorry for the ambiguity of the phrasing
>>691011576
besides from the school shooter vibes you got killer eyebrows
kinda hope since you were 17/18 you learnt to wash your fkn hair
>>691011443
You're probably planning to vote Trump, aren't you?
>>690999999
>>691011576
Good music taste, i do fancy myself slam though but mayhem's fine. this picture looks better, would hit
>>691011022
>Everyone saying dracula
U just look like a friendly dude to me famalam
>>691003082
in the red?
>>691011773
I just understand the probability that I am out of your league and that's why you're salty lolol top kek
>>691008546
>>691007024
How do I find these cougars if I'm only 18 and living in the US?
>>690997999
Tits or gtfo
>>691012043
Lololololool
>>691012043
You believe in leagues, 0/10, can't see inner beauty.
>>691011022
u look like patrick baitman in american psycho would let u axe me in the head u gorgeous bastard
can i have your business card
>>691012043
not the poster here but damn
the poster could probably be a cum rag and be in your league
>>691012098
Get job, bang bosses wife
>>691008978
Word. Fight the machine
>>691011780
No its fine, and yeah its snipped.
>>691011833
You're goddamn right.
>>691012305
beliber/10
>>691011797
I think my hair was just combed like that back then, not sure. I was a hippy stoner type back then.
>>691011921
Thanks man
>>691011892
Thank you too, me back then would've liked hearing that, here's a pic of me when I had a nicer body
>>691012254
>>691011521
Well you know what I was going for then, Christian Bale is sexy.
>>691012395
nice. but are you happy it's cut? and were you also left with a thin brown or tan ring from it?
>>690997073
Amish/10
>>691012395
How unfortunate. Also,
>stumped
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDdb4CemRTA
>>691007024
>earbuds
Someone just turned 18...
>>691012666
666/1000
>>691012305
haystack/10
I'm the male obv. R8 pls
>>691012849
That's higher than I expected, actually
>not ginger
>beard is
>>691008250
Jennifer Carpenter + Michael Cera
>>691007024
>>691008546
Also what about me makes me cougar b8?
>>691012985
I set my friends on fire, google it
>>691012666
lookin pretty gud there, satan
>>691007575
Alex Jones!?
>>691010789
ive heard that (well, wording to similar effect) before, but nope. the impure meat of children would only hinder my spiritual superiority
>>691010810
for /b/, thank you
>>691010647
i see it, fuck xD
>>691013066
needs to work out/10
could be Josh Hartnett if does so
>>690996432
>Been a while fam
I see your half retarded face on here every day, you cock loving faggot. /b/ is not your blog. fuck off.
>>691011022
Not kidding dude, long hair does not suit you at all. Buzz it and you'll have more success with the ladies,
>>691012625
skinny fat/10
>>691013325
Could you maybe post a pic of the hairstyle you mean?
>>691013180
Oh wow haha I wonder if they're any good.
>>691011022
could u post a pic of your asshole hair?
love santa
>>690996432
hard ass nigga can u feeel meh
>>691011576
you look really huggable
n-no homo
>>691009940
fucking phillyfag
>>691013516
If you like metalcore they're good, i love em'
>>691013648
>>691013759
Hell naw Santa
>>691013808
It's only gay if the balls touch
