Waifu claiming thread.
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>>690968295
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
Dio-sama...
>>690976731
I was kidding
I figured you had just not seen it
>>690977226
I try to
>>690977088
Damn, thank you! It means a lot to me.
And I try aswell!
>Akagi claimed
Good evening
Saber claim
Miho claimed
https://youtu.be/r5GCn1BKkxg
Awake from my nap. Reporting in
sleepy little reapy
>>690977411
I lurk a lot more than I post. And I post a lot.
>>690977411
>I try to
You try to what?
You try to act like yourself or do you try to always tell the truth?
![Syndra [61].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/YhyeVW9.jpg "Syndra [61].jpg")
So finaly got my kancolle to work.
>There are way too many loli ships
>They are making noises
>Im scared
> also moon runes witch i cant understand
send help
>You have been banned for 168 hours
>Reason:
>Innapropiate link
Are you fucking kidding me?
I need it.
>>690977264
JESUS FUCK GET A FUCKING LIFE YOU GOD DAMNED PATHETIC PIECE OF ELEPHANT EXCREMENT! GO OUT! GET SOME CASH AND BUY A WHORE LIKE THE REST OF US!
>>690977465
>I try aswell
Well you succeed.
And you a cutie as well.
Hey everyone. How are you guys today
Eureka claimed, yet again!
>>690977842
>paying for hookers
Thanks, I'll stick to my 3d gf and 2d waifu instead.
>>690977760
Poke anything that looks cute and doesn't seem to be ridden with STDs, this also applies when going to nightclubs.
>>690977842
Bit people like you wouldnt entertain us then which is way more interresting
Avatarfagging is one thing but all of these tripcodes have got to go.
Making some caramellate muffins at work edition.
>>690977579
I only really post in these threads and on /tg/
>>690977721
Both
>>690977760
Yeah, that's KanColle in a nutshell. I stopped it a long time ago kek
>>690977813
How could you fucking post a link in here?!
>I was also banned for posting a link once
>>690977842
>Paying for Sex
Ahahahahaha, good one anon, good one
>>690978130
So that must mean you like it here. Since you try to be yourself here and don't lie
>>690978082
>>690978110
>replying to bait
>>690977818
Need it to make me feel heated.
>>690977852
>And you a cutie as well.
Thank you again so much, you're one aswell obviously.
>>690977760
kek, don't sink all your ships.
>>690978246
Sorry, I'm a bit bored
>>690978130
Best threads on /b/.
I really only use /a/b/c/f/
Buy I rarely post on any board other than /b/
>>690978227
>>690978110
>>690978082
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Coming into these threads lately I realize I dont know much of anything about these gals, or the animes the come from. Feels bad many, but how long have people been claiming for in these threads, do you always claim the same or no?
>>690978281
I got a good buzz going.
>>690978122
I want muffins
>>690978227
Yeah, and I like a lot of the people here
Of course I don't lie to people here, but I may want to lay with a few
>>690978702
GOD DAMMIT IT'S A TITTY LOLI
>>690978662
I have never committed heresy.
>>690978715
Im making muffins, what a coincidence.
>>690978662
I've changed Waifu to Chara since I found more art of them than to my original waifu. Since then I've been claiming them... for about two or three months now? I am not sure.
>>690978715
You want to lay with a few? Lay as in...?
>>690978702
>>690979011
as in fuck, you god damn faggot.
>>690978662
Around 5 months
>>690978608
What about /d/?
You seem like a complete /d/egenerate
>>690978943
We might be able to help each other out
>>690979011
Shit, lie with. As in lie down. Lay is set to drown objects. Fuck English
I mean fuck
>>690979275
>admits to wanting to fuck men
>calls someone else a faggot
Akiko claimed
>>690977028
>mrw
>>690977264
what is everyones favorite anime? need some more recomendations
>>690979090
I won't dump, I respect you guys.
Especialy you.
>>690978848
worst type of loli
>>690979376
Bwahaha, I've never seen you flustered or cursing before.
But now I want a list of anons who you want to slay err... I mean lay... I mean fuck...
>>690979376
If I want porn I find porn. No problem. But I'm not a fan of that super fetish shit you will not get away from on that board.
I'm a vanilla fag at heart, but I do have my kinks.
>>690979642
Appreciated.
>>690979624
Boku no Pico
>Syndra was consumed alive by loli-boats
Well then, bye.
>>690979642
I'm sure no one would mind a mega link.
![Syndra [159].png](https://i.imgur.com/GXvLkcE.png "Syndra [159].png")
I finally got a ship that isn't a loli.
My day is saved.
>>690978102
Im poking things and they are making werd noises
>>690979843
Dont leave me alone
Im scared
>>690979745
KEK KEK
>>690979792
I'm going to sleep.
Goodnight cutie.
>>690979883
You have to earn that.
:^)
>>690979275
>>690979491
Was not me
>>690979624
Excell Saga is hilarious
>>690979745
You haven't?
I thought I have sworn here
>>690979782
Boring, of course I don't go there either, sometimes /y/ though
>>690979978
I hope you sleep well, see you tomorrow!
kagmai claimed
>>690979376
I'd lay with you if that's what you are suggesting.
>Shiro
>>690979947
That only means they like you.
Next you'll be asking for a hug.
>>690980176
sigh, kagami
>>690980065
I see, good night and I will be thinking on how to win that.
>>690980176
Kagami is Mai confirmed.
>>690980097
Yaoi. Really? Are you why shota is slowly returning to /b/?
I swear it was gone for years because of the tsundere attitude for anime /b/ has.
Only the loli fags were tenacious it seems.
![Syndra [241].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/FbykeLM.jpg "Syndra [241].jpg")
>>690980249
>Next you'll be asking for a hug.
Maybe i should quit before its too late.
This is hilarious. It's Midnight. Normally my cat would make a fuss and wants to go outside to the nature but guess what? It's too hot. She got up, layed down at the couch, decided it's too hot and got bad up to the bed and continued to sleep.
>>690979958
Oh, sup? How are you?
>>690980097
I'm not sure, maybe I did, but I have a horrible memory...
But not horrible enough to let you dodge the question.
>Give me a list of anons you want to "lay"
What drew you guys to your waifus originally? Personally Eureka was cluelessly adorable, yet she had such a messed up past, and she's an "alien." How deep does it run for you guys
>>690980516
>forgot a pic
damn it's getting late
In Belgium we say: It's summer when the rain gets hotter
>be me
>not raining for first time in a week
>go outisde because it seems like a good idea
>instantly attacked by a swarm of blood sucking mites
Why the fuck did I even bother? Some of them followed me inside
>>690980545
Eyes.
Always been a sucker for them. Always will be.
>>690980392
my brain is fried lol
>>690980507
Or do as every great scientist ever, see how deep the insanity runs.
>>690980545
Such a cute, and loved her genki personality.
>>690980836
That thumbnail suggested my brain for it to be something else.
>>690980755
My fellow shit tier phone friend. I like you btw, and I yeah, now that you mention that purple is my favorite color, so maybe eyes are a thing for me too??
I need more pics, sorry for being a recycle plant
Kurumi claimed
>>690980665
>1 from Satan
>>690980704
Bugs getting inside is the worst
![Syndra [114].png](https://i.imgur.com/hWB9C0T.jpg "Syndra [114].png")
For fucks sake, stop giving me loli ships.
>>690980840
The stakes are too high
>>690980176
Hello
>>690980186
Lewd
>>690980482
Not shota though
>>690980516
Silly cat, my dog sometimes forgets that snow and ice are cold and sits on them and looks uncomfortable
Only if you also do
You, mizore, Rikka, and konata
>>690980545
I find her hilarious. She is a mad scientist, but doesn't understand why people are so scared of her, considering her record of operations
>>690981208
Destroyers are almost all lolis.
>>690980836
I wonder what fried brains taste like.
>>690980545
I could go on for a while about why Makoto. So let's just simplify it to "Everything".
>>690981208
"It's surrender or die and the stakes are high"
Very fitting lyrics by Sabaton.
>>690981190
A lot of us recycle. No worries. I am no different.
>>690980545
>sigh
here we go again explaining why I'm such a huge massive faggot...
It's because of how Chara doesn't have a gender per se but has the gender the player wants them to be.
It's basically the perfect trap. And I love traps.
>>690981206
Well, can't be Satan all the time now, can I?
Welcome back! How was your time when you weren't on waifu?
>Also nice filename
>>690981413
>Only if you also do
>Doesn't give me time to back out
God dammit Fran
>>690981461
>
>>690979491
Oh shit wad up?
Im watching Code Geass and its boring as fuck!
>Syndra getting triggered by loli ships
>Fran and Chara gonna fuck
What a time to be in thread.
>>690981461
Kinda rubbery and fatty.
>Rory-sama
>>690981413
Just hard gay stuff?
Straight musclemen rub downs?
Not a fan to be honest.
>>690981064
I do adore her in the manga and show too, you have a good choice anon.
>>690981461
Probably really fatty
>>690981550
You made me, it's only fair
Though you have a shorter list
>>690981644
Truely the best
![Syndra [69].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/UzXUdOf.jpg "Syndra [69].jpg")
>>690981432
This is going to make things hard.
>and no not hard like that
>>690981473
Maybe i should play it in backround.
To balance things out.
>>690981625
How far are you in?
>>690981064
l-like what??
>>690981413
hey frakenberry!! how are you doing today?
>>690981461
hmmm, they have brain sandwiches here lol, i've never wanted to try one though....
>>690980545
>What drew you guys to your waifus originally
Oh I could list on endlessly. She's just perfect to me
The way she looked, her sweet voice, her overall enthousiasm in which I recognized myself, her clumsiness, her determination,...
It was love at first sight, and it never waned
>How deep does it run for you guys
Deeper than I care to admit. Also deeper than it probably should
>>690981206
These fuckers bite like a mosquito, but they move in a swarm. This fucking sucks man. I'm itching all over and I have these red bumps where they bit me. It's almost like having pox
>>690981644
At the very least it's interesting, no?
>>690981790
>>690981969
I'm pretty sure you know.
>>690981644
I hate this thread
>>690981813
To be fair, the list was longer once but the skype group kinda ruined it for me.
>>690981550
I stopped posting in these threads alot about 3 months ago so you might be thinking of the other Kurumi. The only things I ever talked about were Darkest Dungeon and the knife I received from my dad. That's the only custom filename I have, and I regret trying to be funny about it.
>>690982012
muh ohayou
Also, have you ever watched Kiss x Sis? I think you'd like it.
Still alive
>>690981775
More of a bishonen person, but muscle men do have a charm
>>690981969
I'm good, just catching up on boku no Hero Academia
>>690982230
Fair enough
>>690981614
Not much. I have a cold again, and I'm addicted to strawberry soda.
>>690982424
Or are you?
Lets get Oldschool For a Second
A/S/L
30/M Wisconsin
>>690982424
Alive or just breathing?
>>690982441
Fuck. Forgot pic again.
>>690982384
Your ohayou is in progress
>ever watched Kiss x Sis
No, can't say I have
What kind of show is it?
>>690982424
I should have aimed better
>>690982116
umm, i-i can't say i do...
>>690982437
the frog anime???
how is it??
>>690982569
21/AH-64/SoCal
>>690982569
68/m/miami
>>690982691
>AH-64
Oh you.
>>690982353
I'm not so sure then. I have a really bad time memory so it could've been longer than three months or just three weeks since I last saw a Kurumi claimer.
>>690982691
Post hellfire? I should of just put A/L because im pretty sure were all dudes
Now I'm scared that I'm in somebody's BoS (Bang on Sight) list.
>>690981911
Could always go full-on naval war with Midway playing the background.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NuOnQpyP1nc
>>690982691
>AH-64
Lost it.
>>690982569
26 / M / Thessaloniki - Greece
>>690982569
18 m Wisconsin
Green Bay, but about to move to Milwaukee, you?
>>690982677
Not bad, where the manga is, shit is starting to get real
The action is pretty good
>>690982441
Still Haven't mastered posting i see.
You rest now and get better.
It's nice to see you're alive
>>690982560
That's a pretty good question, friend
>>690982584
A little bit of both, friend
What about you?
>>690982648
So it was you that shot me!
>>690982569
i don't know what any of that is...
21/m/tennessee???
>>690982985
>Greece
Interesting.
Now go to sleep.
>>690981550
I dont care if your a faggot if your a cool person my friend
>>690982012
So like, balls deep. What's her name btw
>>690982437
>bishonen
Hmm.. Nah. Not a fan. Bishonen characters ruin series for me.
>I so /fa/, look at my glitter boys.
But then again if I had to choose I'd probably go bishonen too. At least they will try to stay attractive for you. I guess.
Yandere bishonen seem to be Tomoko's preference. They must be doing something right.
>>690982993
HAHha madison bro.YAY we are state brothers
>>690982848
I had to.
>>690982912
Of course.
>But yes, M.
>>690983048
So how's life Craigslist Megumin?
>>690982569
13/f/CA
>>690982853
I started posting again 3-5 days ago. I used to make these threads once a day about a year and a half ago, but they never got popular.
The only reason you would remember me is because I told you about my dad's knife he got from the Marines.
>>690982691
19 / M / If you watch Saturday Night Live, they make fun of this place more than New Jersey
![Syndra [207].png](https://i.imgur.com/FoxmqGg.png "Syndra [207].png")
>>690982569
-/-/-
>>690982976
Perfect.
>When I get touched so much, Admiral, I get confused...
Im not even touching you
Fucking loli ships
>>690983428
God dammit, I had the file selected
>>690983048
It might have been, but I told you I'm a shit sniper
>>690983181
Deeper than my balls could go
This beauty's name is Himenokouji Akiko
>>690983210
>Craigslist Megumin
savage
>>690983210
Life's is good, I guess
What about you, Tsun?
>>690980545
One does not simply watch GATE and not enjoy Rory.
>>690981813
There is no better.
>>690982012
Cant argue with that.
>>690983131
I will.
You spoil me.
>Intresting
How so?
>>690982569
20-something/F/SoCal
>>690983027
I've been resting all day, and I'm bored.
Thanks!
>>690983361
>13
I don't think you should be on 4chan.
>>690983181
Sheesh, the trans thingie is still a killer for most people.
Anyway, how are you?
>>690983361
ayy gurrrl where u live?
>>690983428
Alright, then it probably is another anon... or were you popular with Dio?
Chara, real talk, I better not be on that list.
>>690983454
Although Wolfpack has to be my favourite naval war related song by them, even though it is more so about German U-boats.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=joZaJqyl2S0
Got a laugh out of that.
>>690982648
OK, good to hear.
>kiss x sis
Ecchi harem about two girls that love their younger step-brother (not shota, they're all like 16-17). Never watched OniAi, but I'd assume it's a lot like that. Has great comedic value and like at least some plot. Watch the OVA though, the TV version isn't all that good. And Ako is pretty damn great and cute (one of two sisters).
>>690983048
Mainly just breathing, only really feel alive when I'm running.
>Shiro
>>690983717
>You spoil me.
Pff, how?
>How so?
Wasn't sure you would be from Yurop aswell.
Not from Greece atleast, for whatever reason.
>Insert pay denbts here
>>690982569
20/M/Italy
>>690983628
And snipers got nerfed too kek
>the nickname she gave me did hurt a little
>>690982569
26/M/Canberra
>>690983361
Send nudes
>>690982569
21/M/Massachusetts
>>690983822
California
>>690983754
If you took me seriously, should you?
>>690983822
You're thinking of the other Kurumi then. I left when he kept beating me to the claims. That nigger was fast
>>690983191
I like them cute, what can I say?
Until they stab you, and not in the way you want
>>690983203
Yay! How about them Packers?
I don't really like them much, since I don't watch pro football and was born in Tennessee
>>690983711
Dreams do come true
>>690983911
I will give you the hint that it contains me and another anon
>Mfw my dad bought me a shirt with a Templar cross on it because I told him a while back my life goal is to retake Constantinople.
>>690982286
>>690982569
>>690983361
Beat me to it, wouldn't even care if I got banned.
>>690982569
b&/M/Nebraska
>>690982569
22/M/Texas
>>690983911
>I better not be on that list
we talked like twice man, you are not even near the list.
>>690983754
>>690984002
rekt
>>690984098
ah, alright then. Still, welcome back.
>>690984138
Basically best dad
>>690984138
>Mfw my dad bought me a shirt with a Templar cross on it because I told him a while back my life goal is to retake Constantinople.
Kek'd pretty hard.
>>690984109
Fran, that didn't help at all.
Wait a second, I'm seeing a pattern here.
It's all right now.
Late claim
>>690983690
Not too bad. Finally added another bed sheet wall so I can half ass use my AC.
>>690983956
>Craigslist has a lot of good things! It's not an insult this time!
>>690984420
Forgot pic
