ITT: Things you do that you're pretty sure nobody else does.
>I only way wear pants. Shorts feel gay
>>690976028
>only wearing pants
My amigo.
>>690976028
Ill wear shorts around the house but not out in public. Im not a child
>>690976028
I store all of my boogers in a jar
Fuck what anyone thinks, it's hot and humid as fuck in Florida, I'm going to wear shorts.
>>690976028
>wearing pants at the gym
get hurt
eat scabs
>>690976028
I only use spit when I jerk off. Only spit.
>>690976914
brother!
>>690976028
I have a giantess fetish and a diaper fetish with crossover
pop pimple...
smell white stuff
smells like shit
keep smelling
forget if i did it in public or not..
>>690976028
>>690976370
>>690976278
BROOOOOTHERRRRRRR MY BROOOTHERSSSS
i browse 4chan
>>690976028
>stand up to wipe my ass
>eat my dandruff/skin peel
>hold my ankles when im constipated
>chew my beard
>wank with 2 hands, often
>often spit inside
>fill my tooth cavity with food and suck it out
>sleep fully clothed
>order dominos with no toppings
>click most ads that i see because fuck PPC
>use my boss's email for junk sign ups
>burn the filter end of my roll ups slightly
>pull my hair when I cum
>>690976028
Never shorts here familio
>>690976704
>wearing shorts
>not wearing sweatpants
Supra set!
>>690977558
fucking disgusting degenerate
>not wearing shorts
>wearing baggy Walmart jeans in 90 degree heat during the summer in a half ass attempt to look manly
>not just wearing shorts that stop an inch or so above the knee so you can show off those beautifully sculpted legs
it's like you don't even leg day
>>690977558
I also stand up to wipe, but everything else man you might be alone
>>690977986
>even considering baggy walmart jeans
Stop that projection bro
>>690976028
You only wear pants? What are you, a faggot?
>only wears pants
>like a special unique snowflake
everyone does that you fucking autist.
>>690976932
Do you know how much bacteria is in your mouth? Using spit as lube is both disgusting and irresponsibly idiotic.
>>690976028
I used to only wear pants until I found myself cutting them into shorts during a heat wave working
>>690976932
I too do this, no need to buy anything, shit jerking off should be the cheapest hobby you have
>>690978521
oh ok so ill just tell my gf no more blowjobs for me
fucking faggot
>>690977977
this
kys
>>690978783
kek
>>690977986
my nigga
>>690976600
>pic or it didn't happened
>>690978743
Spit stinks man, also until they bottle pussy juice to use, ill stick with lube
>>690978521
Yeah and a bj is probably the worst cause it's someone else's spit and imagine how much bacteria there is in a pissy right?! And that's why your a virgin right fag?
>>690976932
I use sandpaper.
>>690978783
First off, you have no girlfriend and secondly, these claims are not unfounded, google it. Your mouth is a festering pit of bacteria.
>>690977444
nice trips
i rub my boogers on my shirt sometimes.
Too lazy to go searching for tp
>>690979209
There's bacteria on everything, dipshit.
>>690976028
Yep, no shorts for me, not since I was a little kid.
>>690976028
I jack off dry, no lube or spit.
I only post dubs
>>690979777
But you got trips :(
>>690979777
check'd but youre a fucking liar.
>>690979061
Blowjobs are, in fact, one of the leading causes of STDs, because most ignorant people consider it a safe and healthy alternative. Which is true, if your partner is clean and healthy; sadly, most people nowadays are riddled with STDs.
>>690979422
True, but by far your mouth, in particular, contains more bacteria than anything else in the known universe.
>>690976028
I wear the same underwear 2-3 days in a row
>>690979777
Nice trips bro but you dont gotta lie to kick it
I give myself an enema everytime I eat something.
Pick my nose than wipe my boogers in the ash tray of my car. Once I have a bunch like 40 or 50 I'll sprinkle them on a $1 mcchicken and eat it
>>690979422
Nice dubskis
>>690980251
>21st century
>not going commando
what are you fucking gay?
>>690976028
i do scary faces at myself very close to the elevator mirror at work and often scare myself
>>690979657
That's--that's bad, m'kay. Dry-dogging is bad, m'kay.
>>690980385
you ain't seen nothing yet
>>690976028
I only wear jeans. Get on my level
>Get naked to take a shit
Only way i can shit btw
>>690977437
bruh
me too.
>>690980284
wtf
>>690977558
>stand up to wipe my ass
the only way to wipe your ass
>chew my beard
this
>sleep fully clothed
most of the time
>order dominos with no toppings
so much this
everything else what the fuck
I fantasize about going back in time to find Daisy Ridley's parents when she was a kid and showing them the Force Awakens to watch their reactions
>>690980397
This
>>690980397
You'd rather have skid marks on your pants or undies?
>>690980773
no because I'm not obese
>>690980397
No, it's just something I do... I'm a pretty good looking guy too, I guess it's like a fetish, they never smell tho
Every time I see this guy I'm dating I instantly want sex with him.
I chant
>dry hair is happy hair, dry hair is happy hair
over and over when I dry my hair stepping out of the shower.
I have no idea why or when it started, I just remember always doing it.
>>690980773
>2016
>getting skid marks
Lol, what the fuck man. Is your diet so shitty you gotta worry about shit in your pants?
>>690980629
same man, it's so uncomfortable to me taking a shit with clothes on, I hate it when I'm somewhere else and have to leave clothes on.
>>690977437
>>690980651
Underage faggots
Order delivery say I'll pay with cash. Wait for the driver to show up and tell him "just a second boss" while I search my apartment for the money then the him "sorry bra I'll tip ya next time.
>>690976028
You don't live in the Devil's asshole called Arizona.
I let my girlfriend blow her nose on my tongue and into my mouth
>>690979925
>most people nowadays are riddled with STDs.
Except that's not true. Sure, there's a lot but don't try to scare these poor virgins.
>>690981365
That actually made me gag, nothing on this site has done it in years but this is disgusting.
>>690980861
Don't gotta be fat to get the skids.
>>690980989
Don't really have time to be eating healthy with my work schedule and when I get home I want to relax with food I enjoy eating.
I kick the possums that try and dig through my garbage and I've done it enough I call it "Possum Punting"
I'm at 27 since I started in February
>>690981565
Hey faggot everybody has time to eat healthy. Dont make excuses for having literal shitty underpants.
suck a dog.
>>690976630
I live in florida but I almost always wear pants. I have had fairly serious eczema on my legs my whole life. The pants cover it and also prevent me from scratching my legs all day. I get it on my arms too so I wear oxfords a lot. It can get really hot but I actually think it feels better most of the time to not have the sun getting direct contact with my skin.
>>690976932
>>690979209
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU STUPID BOOTY LICKING CUM GARGLING NIPPLE TWEAKING BELLY BUTTON PICKING ARM PIT SNIFFING PUSSY LIP FLAPPING FAT COCK STROKING TESTICLE CARESSING BITCH.
>>690981500
Google 'increase of STDs' and read an article or two. Numbers don't lie, but this doesn't mean people should be scared of intimacy; it just means you should be wise about choosing your partner, if you care at all about STDs.
>>690977444
>>690976278
>>690976028
I've finally found my people
I sometimes rub my wiener until stuff comes out.
>>690976028
Same only khakis or jeans. I think the last time I wore shorts were about 10 years ago
>>690981535
I know, it's pretty gross and I'm fairly ashamed. I think I let this who D/s thing go a bit too far
>>690982085
Hola
>>690981714
Don't need to defend my lifestyle or my choices to you. We do shit we're not proud of. Isn't that why you're here? To see if there are other sick bastards like you out there?
>>690976028
I have always hated shorts since I was a kid
i blow snot rockets onto the carpet in my house
use to wear pants all time because i was an insecure fagit.
>>690976028
Fucking yes.
I used to have this big faggot as my senior class president who wore these fucking shorts that if anyone in my fucking highschool upheld the dress code, would have made him change. They were essentially booty shorts, but all the girls said they were "European". He got mad pussy because he had his own clothing company that he made and it was overprices so the girls got wet when they got free shitty hats and sandals.
I could never wear shorts after that.
>>690982973
Soooo you're bragging about still wearing pants after all this time? I don't understand
Cum in my bellybutton
having sex with myself
I often nigger
>>690982138
you sick fuck
>>690983120
>faggot
How is he a faggot if he was getting laid left and right?
>>690976028
>pull out my butthole hairs and throw them on the carpet or in couch cracks or wherever else
>talk to myself and laugh at my own jokes when home alone
>pick my toenails and smell it
Yeah I'm a disgusting piece of shit
>>690979777
you stole my trips so i steal your dubs
>>690983458
I too often enjoy a good niggering.
>>690976028
i take a nap every day every afternoon, i haven't spent an afternoon not sleeping for the last 8 years
>>690976028
>Have a drowning fetish
>Learn how to animate 3d models for my fetish
>Learn how to program to make it interactive
>Currently learning how to draw
My dick will get me places
>>690983621
i got them bitch
>>690976028
Same. Very rarely will I wear shorts.
>>690983769
>>690983621
stand aside faggots and witness me
Used to shove money into the mouth of my ex and give her shit goatees after fingering her ass
>>690976028
We're reaching closeted levels never thought possible!!!
>>690983765
That's just funny. Thanks for making me laugh, anon, godspeed.
everyone here dislikes shorts
>>690982411
checked
>>690984644
I also dislike your face
>>690984942
why do you have to be like that anon? :c
>>690984644
i wear shorts, usually basketball shorts, cause i live in vegas. but mostly cause im not an insecure faggot
>>690985196
It's cause i like you so damn much baby
>>690984532
Thanks.
No one but me can satisfy myself
I wipe while standing up. I don't understand how you can sit and do it.
>>690976028
I am naked 95 % of the time. I only put on clothes if i have to go out.
>>690985596
Well shit idk maybe by reaching around? Not rocket science Einstein
I wash my own clothes, pay my own bills, and mow my own lawn.
>>690985884
Nah
>>690985742
i bet you have a cat
>>690976028
i only wear shorts if im gonna spend the day indoors at home because it gets hot af in the summer at times
>>690985905
Same.
>>690985905
hurr durr im an adult
grow the fuck down
>>690985905
>ITT: Things you do that you're pretty sure nobody else does.
not
>ITT: Things you lie about
>>690985596
do you also have a shitty asshole? seems like a pretty inefficient method bro
>>690986023
No but i would really like to own a cat. We cant have a cat in our appartment.
>>690977558
kek at the 3rd from last
I let my cat suck my nipples
>>690976630
You're in Florida, everyone already knew you were gay. Just wear what you want.
>>690986226
if you do ever get a cat be sure to stroke it menacingly on your lap while sitting in swivel chair whenever you have company over
>>690980960
that actually sounds really creepy
>>690976028
Same, used to be like that for many years. Now I've grown to wearing shorts in public, but only dress shorts that are atleast down to my knees. Besides that, pants everyday
>>690986571
That will be the main reason to get a cat.
dry my cock from excess pee with a piece of toilet paper after taking a piss
>>690982084
Luckily, most people who transmit STDs, LOOK like they would be the type to transmit STDs.
>>690986918
That is some creepy as shit
Cut that creepy shit out you supreme gentleman son of a bitch
>>690986967
i want a cat too but they give me allergies ):
>>690987138
I used to do that but nowadays I just sit there and wait untill im all out.
>>690987138
I've done that a few times cause there is sometimes pee that won't drop and you have to wipe it so you don't have a mishap.
>>690976028
i too only wear pants
>>690979007
Brush your teeth more your spit won't stink, you dirty hobo.
>>690979657
this
tried lube once, didn't felt that much better...
>>690987419
Get the sphynx then, it has no hair. ((:
>>690987983
Yes, because skin abrasions feel so much better than lube.
>>690982411
Yeah i guess, so your contribution to this thread is
>i hate shitty underpants and it doesnt bother me
>>690976028
Your not alone /b/rother
>>690984644
I like shorts, they're comfortable and easy to wear
Cheez-itz are my favorite snack. I like to chew one up then top another with the chewed up one...
>>690988268
That is pretty weird. It kind of works though in a weird way.
>>690988042
they are kind of cute in a reptile-looking hybrid cat thing kind of way.. hmm ill have to think about it
>>690985375
But you are a polyester wearing child
>>690988109
>fapped for far over a decade
>never had skin abrasions
you must be fapping the wrong way anon...
>>690988433
I've always thought it was weird but the contrasting textures are awesome.
>>690986226
I'm not supposed to have a cat either but I fucking have 2 now.
Fuck the manager.
I rate girls hotness by how disgusting I find the thought of them shitting/farting.
Like if the girl is ugly I wouldn't even want to see her asshole and if she's really hot I would lick her ass without hesitation.
>hold in poop since little kid
>still do it today
>when I poop, its a beast
>too big to flush
>use scissors and a pen to chop it up.
>doing this for like 13 years maybe more
I don't look at womans ass in public anymore just so I can feel like im not giving them any attention, i instead look at other dudes staring at thier ass. Its pretty funny.
>>690988201
Ya pretty much.
>>690987922
Never
>>690988634
Colton?
>>690988581
I fap vigorously and continuously for hours at a time.
>>690988109
Don't Kung Fu grip your dick nigga.
>>690988633
ANON NO WAY, ME TOO.
>>690979777
>>690988828
nah
>>690988633
You telling me you wouldnt lick her asshole?
>>690988834
well then I would use lube too....
>>690976278
>>690976028
Awh shit nigga, I'm not the only one
People always ask why I wear pants all the time, and I just can't see myself in shorts, even when it's like 200 degrees out.
The world just doesn't get us man.
>>690988982
Nope definitely not.
>>690988637
You rather look at dudes than women's asses? Sir, are you aware of how gay you are?
>>690988930
Sounds like my old roommate colton. Motherfucker always clogged the toliet. Would hold his shit for weeks
>>690976028
>>690976278
>>690977444-checkd
>>690982085
HELLO MY FELLOWS!
>>690989088
Faggot
>>690988634
This is the greatest ever
>>690976028
i walk to the moors in the middle of the night by moon light in all black and make weird noises, I also shine lights from the hills using my torch and I also have a helicopter (RC) I put flashign lights on to look like ufo.
whats with people hating shorts? i wear shorts until it starts to snow, fuck wearing pants what is wrong with you faggots?
i hate sandals i wear sneakers to the beach but i will be barefoot soon as i get there.
i run up the stairs on all fours.
when i shit, i shit completely naked. including socks/watch/etc
i sit awkwardly on the couch but i will play with my feet for some reason
if nobody is home i will spend all day completely naked until bed. i hate sleeping naked, well bottomless is fine, i hate my bare chest unclothed in bed.
>>690989179
>faggot for not finding a frog with glasses attractive
OK mate, enjoy fucking your ugly ass girlfriend.
>>690976028
Rock myself to sleep every night.
>>690976028
Never-shorts member right here bro
>>690989456
>i hate my bare chest unclothed in bed.
Complete opposite for me.
>>690982138
You're a sick sick man
I sometimes talk to myself when I am home alone. I don't have a conversation, it's just random things like telling myself aloud things that I need to do or if something annoys me I will say how annoyed I am
>>690989569
>justifies his loneliness by calling it standards
If it quacks like a duck
>>690989456
>i hate my bare chest unclothed in bed
because of your tits flopping about?
>>690988505
And they are great family cats.
>>690980773
skid marks are a myth
eat right and clean your ass correctly you fucking disgusting faggot
>>690989735
Everyone does this.
>>690988625
Yeah, but my boyfriend doesnt want one either.
>>690989735
I do this. When something annoys me or stresses me out it helps to shout 'fuck this stupid shit' etc.
>>690989456
>i run up the stairs on all fours.
I do this as it makes more sense. Less likely to fall down the stairs which is one of my biggest fears.
>>690989739
>thinks having a gf is great despite having no standards
>>690976028
I look at people in public and decide whether they use 4chan or not and if so which boards.
>>690989947
that's dumb
you're dumb
>>690982138
kek
>>690976600
Requesting pics
>>690989735
That's super common. I take it a step further and actually have conversations with myself. I don't often agree with myself either.
>I collect pennies and stack them up til they reach the ceiling, everytime I move house I just leave them there. Been doing it since I was about 9. Probably been a few grand worth of pennies over the years.
>I buy stuff from stores then return it the same day for a refund, always stuff I don't need or want.
>Anytime I have a one night stand I wait til they fall asleep then I pretend to cry really close to them and say "No Uncle Jessie please don't not again" , just to see if they acknowledge it. They never do, they always pretend to be asleep.
>>690989947
Kek i do the same thing
>>690981670
Fucking kek
>>690979127
Kek
>>690976028
i completely hate wearing shorts, makes me feel like im 12 or gay... I do however wear tight speedo's when i go to beach, makes me feel the complete opposite
>>690989875
This. I've never had skidmarks in my underwear ever since I was a little child.
>>690990179
you have conversations with yourself... you do realize that that's how schizophrenia starts right?
>>690990179
I sometimes think aloud at work especially when coding on something I will trace the code out loud or start cursing rather loudly when something isn't compiling when it should. though i also do this to give the impression i am really working on not going to reddit/b/fb on my phone
>>690977449
fucking loser
I flush the toilet with my left foot every time
>>690990016
>still talking like a faggot
Enjoy trying yo find your perfect waifu m8
>>690985596
my nigga
>>690990366
Does it cause schizophrenia or is it a symptom of it?
eat my dead skin cells off my feet
>>690990402
i say those exact words whenever i stand in front of a mirror
>>690990311
is this really common? I am 35/male/hetero and i never thought wearing shorts was gay or juvenile. i wear cargo khaki shorts though. i think non cargo or jean shorts is gay as aids
>>690977166
I eat my scabs, boogers, semen, eyeboogers, nails, cuticles, and any skin that peels.
>>690990366
Thats not how it starts dumbass. but yes schizo's do tend to have conversations.
>am a schizo
>>690976028
Drink dxm cough syrup to solve my premature ejaculation problem.
**spoiler alert**
It works like fucking magic
Pic related. The recipient of my perma-boner
>>690990517
Neither. Anon is being stupid. Schizophrenia is where you hear a voice that doesnt belong to you.
>>690990490
Won't be hard to find one better than yours.
>>690990517
pretty sure it's a symptom, like the onset of it
>>690990515
Nah its usually the obese who wear shorts all the time like in the dead of winter
>>690990366
Eh, I'm not too worried about it. Its not like the voice lives a different life. It's more like a really loud, opinionated conscience that I talk to. I realize its me talking in both cases.
>>690976028
classic jonathan move
>you need more money on your card
>>690990685
>implying the pic i posted is my gf
Kek really reaching huh mr. Lonely
>>690990536
I do this too. Don't know why, as sometimes it fucks up my feet. Just a habit, I guess
this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ypn0F0uq0Q
>>690990565
maybe i duno, just not for me. I'm a binary person though, im all of nothing, maybe shorts don't fit into my lifestyle cuz they are half assed pants
>>690990615
>>690990681
varies from person to person but it's not psychology healthy to have conversations with yourself at any rate
>source: studying psychology
>>690979657
Yep. I'm circumcised, but my foreskin is loose enough that i can grip that and jerk. Lube only makes it more of a pain in the ass to clean up.
>When I snort coke with people I always yell "Zip zop wop boopity bop" after each line
>If I'm having a conversation with someone and they mention 9/11 I immediately pull out my cock and ball then yell 9/11 was a inside job while squeezing my ball as hard as I can
Let me try to sum this up best I can.
>thumb and index finger tap together
>next thumb and middle finger
>next thumb and ringfinger
>next thumb and pinky
And so on I tap them all together one at a time down and up my hand
>>690990895
Well you were the one getting defensive over me not finding her hot.
>>690980284
Bulimia?
>>690990957
Not that anon but i talk to myself in my head alot, is that fucked up
>>690990957
what if you are practicing acting roles and need to practice lines ? hmm? what than nigger? Ya fuck you
>>690990755
i find the thought of an alien voice in my head, which happens to be my own frightening. what did you feel/think when you first started hearing it?
>>690991058
>defensive
I just called you a faggot for not wanting to lick her asshole, lurk moar newfriend
>>690990678
So you're just drinking cough syrup every time you want to fuck? I fuck my girl every day.
>>690991027
i do that all the time niggga
>>690991108
No it's called thoughts.
I smell the toilet paper immediately after wiping my ass.
>>690976028
Same here OP
>>690976028
Avoid trap threads
>>690991228
>I fuck my girl every day
Mfw.........me too
>>690981365
I could cum to that.
>>690991283
nasty nigger
>>690991108
pretty much this >>690991250
>>690991123
that's different
>>690988637
My nigga.
I still think it's retarded tho...
>>690991248
My nigga
this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ypn0F0uq0Q
>>690977558
Same here with boss's email address.
Anyone else thinks the back of our heads are too big? Looks dumb as fuck
>>690991250
This. People acting like the way they think is some special alien shit.
>>690991225
>don't want to lick a random ugly girls butthole?
>better call him a faggot
Sure you weren't defensive or anything. Fucking idiot.
>>690991283
my bro
>>690981109
>you no longer get zits when you turn 18
Thank fuck for all the stand up wipers
>>690991218
It's not fully out of nowhere/alien. I know its me, I know I am one person. I guess I've done it so long that it kind of developed its own opinions/thoughts that dont line up with mine.
Wooah spooky ghostie look at me booo
>>690991633
only if you're a faggot loser will you still have acne passed puberty
>>690990198
Kek
