ITT we post odd looking tools / equipment / whatever we use on our jobs, others try to guess our profession.
Riddle me this /b
>>690921531
Maintain an airway
cum guzzling funnels. you are a gigantic faggot
>>690921531
A faggot?
>>690921531
For clearing airways?
You get cummed on by many men.
>>690921531
Are you a vet?
>>690921531
Anesthesiologist?
>>690921531
intubation
>>690921588
>>690921607
>>690921688
thought that would be harder.
your turn
>>690921531
paramedic or firefighter
I don't think you'll be able to guess. I have a few of these T909's in my yard at the moment, they're not mine but they're God damn majestic as fuck. There's also lots of other trucks and machinery too.
>>690921531
are u a nigger an stole that ?
oropharyngeal airway, duh. Emt?
>>690921989
pirate
>>690921832
Were the Autobots victorious today?
Kinda unfair as many jobs use these.
>>690921989
BDSM Studio owner.
This one goes right up the ass
![fetch[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/spbfNtU.jpg "fetch[1].jpg")
>>690922089
So victorious. You're welcome, Earth.
Tool the image from google because I'm lazy so try not to cheat on this one.
>>690922120
lumberjack but with palmtrees
>>690922134
close
>>690921740
These are oropharyngeal airway adjuncts, not for intubation
>>690922182
Something with computer/automobile repair
Looks like the shit you use to extract your keys from a keyboard.
>>690922188
Checked. But no
>>690922141
>
looks like a super pro weed grinder but I guess somewhat production of supersmall pieces related?
>>690922223
No, YOU were close.
>>690921531
EMT?
>>690922182
Navigator
>>690922182
fuses?
>>690922182
you build mother boards?
>>690921531
J tubes
>>690922141
looks like socopex
>>690922288
nope we dont produce that thing in my job, we use them
![couch-potato-clipart[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/UPURfsO.jpg "couch-potato-clipart[1].jpg")
>>690921531
guess
>>690922141
Avionic electrician.
>>690922433
That's an awful nice fingerbox you have there, anon. Are you a business or recreational user?
>>690922510
bingo.
you do similar work?
>>690922182
jack off your tiny penis?
Find a use for this.
You can't.
>>690922433
Thats a neat one anon , check mine out.
>>690922433
hang yourself
>>690922589
Yea, used to on F-18s
>>690922056
laughed
>>690922182
That's a PLCC extractor. Something in electronics I'm guessing
>>690922662
cool.
currently working on mh-60's
>>690922266
Close enough, its a microchip forceps. Used to remove /place microchips without damaging the pins. There is a lot of demand for custom circuit-boards for medical equipment.
>>690922141
Looks like some of the cables I worked with when maintaining robotic arms
>>690922182
Do you work for ANOVO by any chance?
Try this one bros
>>690922781
>>690922141
>>690922510
>>690922662
fuck avionics
on behalf
ex f-16 crew chief
>>690922756
beat me to it, fellow person who knows chip packages
you'll never know where i work. if anyone guesses and wants i can add a proof
>>690922954
Ur a nurse/aid, u help put the catheters in geezers who can't hold their piss no more
Good luck fags.
>>690922999
EE Student, former electronics shop employee. You learn some shit
>>690923026
Psych ward or the death angel who administers lethal injection to inmates
>>690923099
Public masturbator
>>690923026
hand belt set
>>690922954
Seldinger's J-wire for CVCs
Anaesthesiologist too?
>>690923055
Try again
>>690921762
Except we rarely use them.
Better to intubate with a throat block.
Guess?
>>690922141
You roll joints to be sold as pre-rolled?
>>690923362
Pneumatic metal sheet cutter
>>690923362
it's a metal shear right? I'm not sure what the job might be but I think that's the tool at least
>>690923362
Looks like something to cut canvas or some other thick fabric type material
>>690922141
Fibre optics connector?
>>690923355
no idea what you mean by throat block but those are used to facilitate bag-mask ventilation and / or to keep the airway open in the unconcious patient and not to intubate
>>690923445
Lawyer? Judge? Toupee maker? Professional criminal?
>>690923445
stripper performing as THE JUDGE
>>690922120
Black persons PPE.... Not being used... Because the the black person stereotype that they don't work...
>>690923445
Professional Benjamin Franklin impersonator?
>>690923445
Transvestite?
>>690922620
This tool is for making America great again.
>>690923250
You're correct, interventional cardiologist
>>690923670
>you are OP
>>690923362
Nibbler
>>690923670
pure romance, or something similar where you organize adult toy parties and try to sell dildos to horny bitches
>>690923474
Cutting fabric kills the tool. As guessed earlier it's use to cut metal.
>>690922620
Making America great again
>>690921531
first aid attendant.
>>690923670
Child care professional
>>690922141
Should have shown a pin extractor.. they would have never figured that shit out
>>690923769
It terrifies me that anyone even marginally involved in healthcare even knows what /b/ is, let alone browses it.
>>690923445
Are you in Hamilton?
>>690923670
you create threads on /b/
not my profession, but my dads.
>>690921531
paramedic for days, fucken OPA to keep those mutha fucken airways open
>>690923953
>yfw you're dying and the last thing you hear is "do it faggot"
>>690923953
>This.
>>690924072
carpet guy
>>690923953
We're everywhere
>>690921832
Majestic my ass the sleepers on those things make em look hideous fucking Pete's look nicer
not a surgeon
Try me
>>690924181
Fisherman?
>>690924117
Nope
>>690924181
does it belong to your buddy and you are a fisherman's friend?
also, are you refreshing and minity?
>>690924257
gynocologist
>>690924192
something to clear pipes?
>>690924181
Leatherwork/saddle-maker?
>>690924181
You make masks out of dead hooker skin?
>>690923445
Barrister
You in the UK?
>>690924702
teachmyass.com?
>>690923953
yep, radiologist here, browsing /b/ while checking your brain scan, lel
>>690923851
Someone guess. It has nothing to do with lasers.
>>690924192
You tow stuff?
probably work as a mechanic or something similar
I have to place these about 60 times a day plus cuff and uncuff about 160 per day
>>690924826
A laser?
>>690923953
I don't take myself seriously, but i do my job seriously.
>>690924104
>you're gonna meet my nigga Harambe soon
>>690924901
Almost, but not even close.
>>690923670
Keep your collection to yourself you flaming faggot.
>OP that you right!?
>>690922428
A NEET
>>690924181
Upholstery
>>690923851
those are used for creepshots in the women's bathroom
>>690923859
Winning
>>690925198
not quite
>>690924419
>>690925133
Close, textile conservator
guess this fags
>>690923825
Sheet metal fabricator or roofy?
>>690924192
you work on the apron. towing aircraft what airport?
>>690925059
Correct
>>690921531
Are you by chance a professional nut sack cupper
>>690922141
locksmith
>>690925460
Is that a torch nozzle
>>690925460
Are you a sni...
>>690922433
Great fingerbox
>>690925460
armored vehicle gunner?
gunsmith?
Shouldnt be too hard
>>690921531
Dragon dildo inflator
>>690923589
close
>>690924613
Yes to both
>>690925730
eyeball harvester
>>690925721
BINGO! thought it would take far longer than that
>>690925730
Ice cream man?
>>690925460
Lösskjutningsanordning, in plain swedish.
You put it on the rifle nozzle and shoot wooden bullets into it.
>>690925845
which was it?
>>690921531
OPA.
Oralpharongeal airway.
You insert it into the mouth to the phraynx in order to maintain an open airway for an unconcious patient.
>>690925730
abortion specialist
>>690924181
Parachute rigger
>>690924858
Josef Fritzl?
>>690923026
Childcare worker
>>690923670
Pulse Nightclub Janitor
>>690925730
that's for removing the green part on tomatoes, so i would say prep worker at a restaurant chain
>>690925911
I wish
>>690924072
It's a SIM card punch. Sales at a cell phone provider?
>>690925902
Oropharyngeal* , oropharynx*
u gon learn today
>>690925901
armored vehicle gunner was close enough
>>690925879
Helt jävla rätt!
>>690925693
underrated comment
>>690926050
Winrar, tomato/veggie corer
Sous chef at a non chain. Its for mise en place, but did steal it from one of my prep cunts.
>>690925911
>fetus deletus
>>690926343
dick measurer
>>690926304
>Acme Abortions!
>"You rape 'em, we scrape 'em. No fetus can beat us!"
>>690924086
Yeah, no. Medic's wouldn't bother with OPA's, they'd just intubate.
i work in a hammer factory
>>690926228
Ja jävlar, det lönar sig att skjuta löst ibland!
>>690926049
kek. my sides
>>690921531
EMS
You Earn Money Sleeping amirite!?
>>690925730
You're a pantry cook
>>690922182
PLCC puller
>>690926343
Wood identifier
>>690926444
>>690926444
>>690926444
>>690926343
horologist/watch repairer?
>>690925817
>I'm not a lawyer, I'm a BARRISTER darling
Are you a multi-year winner of the most pompous fairy in London or Guildford?
>>690926691
meth lab?
>>690926343
Not a jeweler's loupe, so I'd say printing or photography--- inspecting negatives or perhaps registration on printed materials.
>>690926691
Walter White
>>690926691
Shit anon, that amount of acid is corroding the furniture
>>690926343
watch/clock reparations/creations
>>690926901
Yes!
>>690926941
architect
>>690925730
shoe salesman?
>>690927053
translator
>>690922120
Food stamp paperweight
>>690927053
Booth
>>690923362
Sheet metal fabricator
>>690926941
A plat of survey. Do you do the drawing or the surveying? Or are you some kind of Architect?
>>690926510
I would have never guessed from your photo.
>>690926510
That dog has a neck ballsack
>>690927173
Correct
This one may or not be easy, only part of machine otherwise too obvious
>>690927419
>Correct
Incorrect, you're a professional booth.
>>690926259
>Sous Chef
Haha
Guess what I do from my pic relate.
>>690925730
coconut shredder?
>>690921531
>>690927505
You hunt edgelords
>>690927115
nein
>>690927509
vegan activist
Pretty simple
>>690924858
Court room baliff
>>690922401
'Sup juicer
>>690927053
your an china-man
>>690927632
canadian detected. do you fill propane tanks at canadian tire? you fucking canuck
>>690927628
No, I hate sjw and love steak.
>>690922428
Student
>>690922620
For making America great again. You in the hero business?
>>690926437
/b/ mod?
>>690927689
That's freon not propane. It's for an AC unit or fridge.
>>690927509
Whats funny about being sous chef?
>>690927806
clearly a propane tank smh
>>690927806
i thought freon was illegal. what happens if it gets loose?
>>690927689
I don't, I get them refilled at the pioneer around the corner.
>>690927649
Prison guard?
>>690927115
>>690927240
Underground utility construction. My specific job is to plan the jobs; coordinate with the city as to not interfere with other projects nearby, schedule deliveries and subcontractors, order stock, man each job, inspect the finished product and then onto the next. 8-15 jobs running daily
>>690927806
This guy gets it.
>>690926941
Inspector
>>690921989
shepherd
>>690923362
that looks like a Beverly shear for cutting sheet metal
>>690927882
Freon is a trademark name not a product.
>>690927689
Why would Canadians need air conditioning?
>>690927605
Casino
>>690923099
Nut juggler
>>690927505
You're a machinist
>>690928072
It's hawt man. Fucking 32C the other day
>>690927605
>>690927500
Pin sharpener
>>690928072
It was 39°c the other day on a roof in oakville
>>690923362
At-at pilot
>>690927053
security guard
>>690927882
Freon is illegal I think they use R34a or something now. If it gets loose in the atmosphere and it can be proved you did it, you can be charged.
>>690927859
It says freon right on it
>>690921989
Jam runner in a warehouse.
>>690928073
Blackjack
>>690927756
Kek
lol, try guessing this fags
>>690928242
>R34a
>R34
>Rule 34
>deliver
>>690921989
its a sky hook
>>690928204
It was 40° C in London Ontario on the ground yesterday.
![WT4000-3[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/FC35IQW.jpg "WT4000-3[1].jpg")
I work with something pretty much like this except older tech. No one actually attached the thing to their arm but its cool.
>>690928125
>32C
That would melt all of the moose, there's no way.
>>690928292
looks like a dentist tool
>>690923445
Victorian era dandy?
>>690927509
Prep/skinner at a slaughter house
>>690928292
That's for making pockets in socks, sock pockets they say in the industry of sock pocket manufacturing.
>>690927882
R12 has been gone since 1992, I found that cylinder on top of a cooler last year. R409a, R414b and R134a replaced it.
>>690928392
meece like the heat just the same as faggy eagles.
>>690928292
Dentist?
Have fun figuring this one out, the amount I use this tool on a daily basis would blow your mind.
>>690928372
Nintendo Power Glove prototype tester
>>690928364
It was 50°C on a patio in Denton yesterday
>>690928336
Fine. Not a cartoon but close enough.
>>690928467
vampire hunter
>>690928467
Vampire slayer or rope splicer
>>690928467
PEG BOY!!!
>>690928364
Fucking brutal man. People and their goddamn air conditioning problems. Call me on a nicer day
>>690928467
It's a marlin spike.
>>690928467
vampire hunter
>>690928292
That's for squeezing out pimples
>>690923851
Door stop maker
>>690928292
Embalmer
>>690928638
Utilities locator
>>690928638
gas sniffer?
>>690928426
Nope just a butcher at a grocery store, close enough. I have worked in a slaughter house. It sucks. And I'm not a "meat cutter" because I've been doing this for 12+ years.
>>690928767
Want a medal meat cutter?
>>690924072
Underage b&
so youre a meat beater?
>>690928756
In a way, yes. But it doesn't sniff gas.
>>690928174
Nope. Nothing to do with pins
>>690928636
>Call me on a nicer day
It's okay, I got my g2 gas ticket, and my ODP. I can fill and fix my own AC.
>>690928767
Hows the meat cuttin business, meat cutter?
>>690928745
Nope. Guess again.
>>690928638
Refrigerant sniffer
>hvac repair
>>690928638
Border Patrol or Port Authority.
>>690928638
Radon detector?
>>690928719
>>690928655
>>690928466
>>690928437
>>690928394
Close... but waaaay to far
>>690928894
I cheated and just googled it....which one are you hunting for...toxins? explosives? narcotics?
>>690928830
Yeah some recognition would be great!!!
>>690928600
Wrong
>>690928611
Kinda right
>>690928629
This frightens me
>>690928649
Nailed it, I have a cool older one made of a real marlin spear but the one I use mostly at work is steel
Should be easy-peasy
>>690921531
Abortion clinic?
>>690928638
locating gas pipes or wires in walls
>>690928952
It's okay, how's the taking it up the ass business, fag?
>>690928949
>g2
>odp
Get on my g1, obt2, 313a licensed ,309a apprentice level
>>690929009
Correct! Airport Security
>>690924858
Dungeon master
>>690928467
vampire killer?
>>690928767
>butcher
>work in grocery store
>im not a meat cutter
Shaving my lunch meat does not a butcher make you fagget. I wouldn't be too proud to be a deli bitch for over a decade. Remember, mrs. Morris likes her big eye swiss cut at a 2.5. Not 2, not 3. Shes finicky.
Also,
>>690929023
Explosives
>>690929091
Pipe welder? Looks like a beveler
