Vaguely describe the plot of a video game and anons try to guess it.
>>690894168
Bard goes around smashes pots and cuts grass
for you 5th ed players, college of valor
>>690894168
you're red/blue, and jump and slice/shoot once every tuesday it seems
Don't blink. Don't even blink. Blink and you're dead. Don't turn your back. Don't look away. And don't blink.
>>690894281
Legend of Zelda
>>690894630
Scp contaiment
>>690894567
Halo?
>>690894281
Legend of Zelda?
>>690894674
>>690894753
I shouldn't have said pots
that gave it away too easily
>>690894630
SCP Containment breach
>>690894753
>Scp contaiment
Yup.
>>690894753
nope
2d/2.5d, one time only has it been 3d
>pick up phone
>babysitting gig
>mfw not babysitting gig
>bunch of fucking Russians
>I hate Russians
>I kill Russians
>is that biker wearing a pink vest? Hah gayy
>ohshit that cashier looks like my old buddy
>why is a ghost chicken talking to me?
>>690895086
Hotline Miami
>Monday
>Get milk
>weird garbage disposal
>triple grapple
>ending newspaper
Your father and your forefathers and your forefathers' forefathers have been trying for many generations, also, vertigo sucks. A lot.
>>690895349
Postal 2
>>690895086
Hotline Miami
>>690895403
Rogue Legacy
>>690895278
Heyyy how'd you know
>>690894168
A Cleric, Paladin, rogue, and.... an immortal with daddy issues take out said dad
something about castles?
>>690895403
rogue legacy
>>690895489
ggwp, anon.
the best first person shouter of 2011
Suicidal baby. That is all.
>fus
>Fus
>FUs
>FUS
>FUS
>FUS
>RODAH
youre a father you crashed your car and your daughter is fucking lost
kill monsters crying
>>690895707
Quake 3 Arena
The doctor is mad with his tattoo on his head, so you've got to kick his ass and collect fruits and shiny things in process...
>>690895771
dovahkiin dovahkiin fucks your mother baby
>silent hill
>but youre adequately armed
>and in space
>>690895773
Silent Hill?
>>690895773
Silent Hill
>>690895808
Crash Bandicoot
>>690895808
Crash Bandicoot
>>690895856
>>690895844
ofc yes
>>690894168
>trade water for guns
>ricochet sniper
>best band ever did the music
>>690895844
Dead Space
>>690895844
DEADSPACE
>crowbar
>science experiment gone wrong
>aliens
>>690894630
Nigga that's Doctor Who.
>>690895961
>>690895944
correct
>>690895963
Half life
>YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH
>>690895963
Half-Life
Gravity kills
Retired vet gotta get the damn keys while asking too many questions
You have a big ass sword that talks
The city around you is brain destroyed
You hum a lot
one word
>prostagma
APPEARS EASY MODE
>its me, mario
>jumpin n climbin n shit
>two niggers, a cracker and a qt 3.14 concierge
>go to jail
>insignificant character gets killed
>shitty half-sequel
>>690896038
He-man the experience: the game: the return: grey skulls challenge galore!
Wii-u Exclusive
>>690895377
Hitman Blood Money
>>690896141
Sonic The hedghog
>>690896048
crazy taxi?
>>690896141
every indie game released in the last five years
>>690895783
Binding of Isaac
>>690896180
This was meant for >>690896048
the launcher alone fills me with rage and the game isnt even fun for me anymore, but i cant stop
>not darksouls
>>690896106
>>690896106
Transistor
>5 friends
>creepy house
>watch a guy's face melt
>retro game that inspired a popular Capcom franchise
>>690896200
bingo, anon. nice dubs.
>You guys, the thermal drill, go get it
>>690895963
HL1 Too easy
>I'mma kill em cuz im the one!
>Dies
>again
>again
>make tasty omlets
>make meat pants
>Potion?
>drink
>dead
>vandalize
10/10 would die again
>>690896010
I know. I was using that quote to describe the game.
>bitch dies
>kill big bitches to revive dead bitch
>blocks
>spend hours doing tedious shit
>go to otherworld
>kill dragon
>get told to go outside
>stop playing for a year
>do it all over again
you play as a skeleton
you use sword
zombies nearby
>>690896195
its triple a
>escape prison
>some cult fags opening doors to hell
>you do a bunch of lame shit while the world is in danger and cities are being attacked by demons
>you close the gate
>>690896333
Yeah you right. Try this one.
Go from point A to point B. Enjoy the sand.
>Be aging man
>travel the country with a little girl
>fuck this gay earth
>>690896422
call of duty 4
>>690896459
>>690896459
Journey
>>690896422
Summerfag: The Game
>>690896469
the last of us
>>690896502
kek
>>690896449
go back 20 years and i'm right
>>690896469
Last of us.
>>690896422
Skyrim
>>690896412
Shadow of the collossus
>>690896469
The last of us?
>nigger
>asshole
>hillbilly
>niggrette
>the deep south
>RELOADING
>>690896613
wow such a genius
>>690896613
incorrect
>>690896621
Correct.
>>690896469
Bioshock
>>690896542
Nigger.
>>690895707
Skyrim
Once something is answered, don't answer it again. At least read the damn page you fuckin' faggots.
>>690896676
left for jej 2
>Is this really the most effective weapon I could be using?
>This almost seems fetishistic at this point...
>FUCK this is hard!
>>690896108
Age of Mythology. Too easy.
>>690896676
gay thieves ass v
>>690896363
Dark souls?
>>690896412
Shedow of calassos
>>690896424
Medievil 2spoopy edition
you find a door that is guarded by a suicidal Italian mafioso
>>690896452
Legendary?
Get mad
Or
Win
Not a MOBA
>sexy ai
>aliens
>alien zombies
>world's longest level
>huge explosion
>just getting started
>>690896424
i am giving clue
that was a ps1 game
>>690896772
Once something is answered, don't answer it again. At least read the damn page you fuckin' faggots.
>>690896845
Wrongerino
>>690896344
Lost Planet?
>He throw a giant robot in the air.
>weird cloud city
>hot girl
>inspired a shit load of hentai
>turns out to be incest
Hard mode:
>giant ass spaceship
>have gun but cant shoot or else youre dead
>monster scared of fire
>another settlement needs your help
>>690896913
Every game, because you are a raging faggot.
>>690896988
Metal gear: big robot
>it was a setup
>dodge bullets in slow motion
>>690897004
Alien isolation
>you're called to work
>it's just a prank bro, coworkers nowhere to be seen
>you're killed
>boss is mad
>you make a deal to kill the prankster and get your team together to save the day
>>690896314
Dark souls 2
>>690896948
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>690897027
Skyrim.
>>690896861
Nope
>>690896932
>>690896845
MEDIEVIL NIGGA U BLIND
>4 people get together
>Always a token black guy and a grill, other 2 are cis white scum
>2 Games
>Grill in first game is waifu material
>Zombies
>Helicopter Crash
>OHSHITNIGGERWTFISTHATTHING.webm
>Molotovs are your friend.
Made it painstakingly obvious. Hopefully someone gets it.
>>690897047
superhot
>rats
>actually feel slightly bad for the cat
>>690896424
Defs Medievil
You and childhood friend fuck shit up
Evil blue haired fuckers make it worse
Spend 18 hours in each dungeon
Why can't I fuck these bitches
>>690896452
The Suffering
>>690897095
left 4 dead series, this one was already asked and answered
>>690897130
I always feel bad for the cat - in any videogame.
>Someone fucks it up and you die
>Go to hell
>Fucking demons everywhere
>Wow, a hot girl
>I'll try to fuck her by killing demons
Dominate the game 15 shots on target no goal wide open net hit the post from 2 yards out 14 clear cut penalties that weren't given your opponent has 1 shot from 7000 yards away in his back garden scores and he wins 1-0
>>690897119
yeah correct
>>690896992
Bio shock infinite
Bitch I new at hentai
Everyone is a worthless idiot and unthinking sheep. Except for you. You're special. You alone shape the world you are trapped in.
>>690896992
bioshit 3
black people fighting the game
>>690897032
Nah
>kill big robot spider
>>690896422
Roblox
>>690897213
gat out of hell
>>690897130
Bad Rats
Ez
Hard mode
>Wake up
>World are kill, but not.
>existential crisis
>>690896422
Minecraft?
>lil kiddo
>spider
>3spooky5me
you go to your office
nobody here
search and get endless endings
>>690897027
FO4
>>690897234
minecraft
>>690896452
Oblivion.
>>690897072
Once something is answered, don't answer it again. At least read the damn page you fuckin' faggots.
>>690897273
Nope
>>690897298
finally someone got it
>>690896344
payday
>>690897213
>Someone fucks it up
Corpse Party?
>>690894168
Banana is kill now.
>>690896338
Resident Evil. One of the first ones.
>>690897242
Correcto
>>690897313
stanley parable
>>690896452
Oblivion?
>>690897256
def jam vendetta?
>attacked by doot doot skeletal man with two large thrusters
>>690897313
Stanley parable
>>690897426
yea
>>690897330
Dumbass
>>690897233
BITCH YOU GUESSED IT
>>690896363
Monster Hunter
>>690897438
Doom
>>690897438
Doom
>be me
>be a mute tool
>save the world
>get zero credit
>go back to being a housekeeper until it happens again
>fratricide the game
>Press B to Blow
>>690896452
Oblivion. How those other two autists didn't guess it is beyond me.
>>690897234
Edgy fedora kid simulator 2k11?
>>690897213
Dantes inferno?
>>690897374
Yup nolife fag here
>>690897311
Limbo
>>690897341
You got eem
>>690897490
Nooooooope
>candy crush and anime tiddies
>>690895763
Who's Your Daddy?
>instructed not to harm any child soldiers
>harms child soldiers
>>690897027
mount and blade
>>690897632
Huniepop
>>690897650
MGS V
>Be a delivery guy
>Boom
>zap zap powers
>>690897671
How can you not now this meme?
>>690897650
>>690897644
ggwp, anon.
>>690897311
Limbo?
>>690896338
Resident evil?
>>690897727
Infamous
>>690894168
>Deliver a letter
>Blow the dome
>Become ultimate bug exterminator
>search bitch far and wide
>aint Here
>aint Here
>aint Here either
>bitchismonstah?.jpeg
>>690897770
Yup
>>690895773
Silent hIll
2nd world war
your team is 4 soldiers
you can control 4 of them
fps and tps
>>690897566
>>690897572
>>690897591
>>690897597
>>690897612
>>690897616
>>690897624
>Plane crash
>Screen cap of anon injecting stuff into his wrist
>Would you kindly.
>>690897814
Braid
>>690897893
Band of Brothers: Hell's Highway
>ptsd
>can't get over gf
>>690897922
Bioshock
>>690894168
You beat up black things with a key, also, there are 13 versions of one guy
>>690897213
Tip: DECAPITATIOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!
>>690894168
Look for son and CTD.
>>690897922
Bioshock
>>690897926
Nope
>>690897234
>Sheep
Catherine
>>690897964
The Darkness
>>690897957
nope, wrong answer
>carefully plan every move
>4 hour battle
>three steps from victory
>3% chance crit perma kill favorite character
>tedious shit
>big eye
>tedious shit
>big worm
>tedious shit
>doot doot
>tedious shit
>NOT THE BEES
>tedious shit
>scary wall
>tedious shit
>scary fucking robots
>tedious shit
>big fucking plant
>die a lot to plant
>go exploring
>die a lot while exploring
>moon fetishists
>scary ultra moon fetishist
>aliens
>kill the moon
>still havent even done half of what this game offers
>>690897394
Resident Evil /is/ a popular Capcom franchise. Try again.
>is nuclear
>dude I'm just here to spread some ashes
>crab Rangoon? Neat
>Ohshit a revolution
>hey these are a couple o folk, I'll join them
>oh shit I shouldn't have joined them
>my step dad is mad now
>if only I had stayed to enjoy the crab Rangoon
>>690897998
Kingdom Hearts
>>690897964
dead space 2
>go kill this faggot
>omg nigga you killed people u dun goof
>everybody betrays you at the end
Hard as Sin mode
>bounce
>score
>rinse
>repeat
>>690896094
Nobody?
>>690898064
X-Com?
>>690898024
Paper Mario: Thousand Year Door..?
>>690898199
Close but no
>>690898168
peggle
>>690898064
That's XCOM baby!
>>690898069
C'mon, Terraria.
>be me, your average plumber
>russia takes over america
>start living in sewers
>start replacing flags everywhere
>ultimately save america from russian occupation
>>690897438
>>690898094
Farcry 4
>>690898090
Nuclear Throne
>>690898281
Think more retro
>>690896094
Metal Gear Solid?
>>690897893
Brothers in arms hells highway?
>your dad gets killed
>your childhood friend becomes a giant evil demon
>muh triangles
Also, twincest=wincest
>>690898229
False, tip: you is wolf
First hint might help the most.
>Oh god, the DLC. No way I can afford this shit
>These brakes are trash
>Steam on Steam™
>>690894567
Worms? Idk
>>690898395
Olly Olly oxenfree
>space weeaboo
>do the same mission 50 times
>you didn't get what you wanted
>out of keys
>be me
>have bone mask
>explore places that aren't fit for horses
now, guess this shit
>>690898291
the war of mine?
>>690897572
animal crossing
>>690898373
Ding ding
>everything is fucking yellow
>army man tries to do good
>ends up fucking everything that isn't already fucked up in the process
>no good way for it to end
>edgy boi
>is the electrical discharge resulting from the energy built up in a cloud during a storm which is aqueous precipitation in an altered state in the metaphorical sense
Space truck simulator 2k16
> night: move block
> day: freak out over girlfriend
> evening: go to the bar
> BEEEEEEEEH
>>690898531
Dark siders 2
>>690898064
Fire Emblem (series) though the rng was brutal in earlier installments.
>>690898542
nope
>crowbar
>evade an entire police force
>and the military
>raid military base with help of huge bugs
>follow freeman!
>you need me
>this is where i get off.
>>690898585
Spec ops the line?
>>690898475
Okami?
>>690898625
Catherine?
>Oh shit I've just been shot
>I can use this ointment to get out the bullet!!
> FUCK ME IVE WAISTED SOME GOOD OINTMENT
> Maybe if I eat a snake I'll heal
>SHIT IT WAS SPOILED
>I feel like my camo is at 15 % right now
> Damn this bullet wound won't stop hurting me
>I KNOW ILL BURN IT OUT WITH A CIGAR
>FUCKFUFCKGUCKFYCKFCFUFUCKFUCK DIDNT WORK
> Maybe I'll use this knife?
>THANK GOD
>>690898625
catherine
>>690898625
Catherine
>>690897727
infamous
>>690898650
damn, yes
>>690898593
Metal Gear Rising...?
>>690898386
no, its like a strategy game but you control fps or tps
>>690898686
>>690898704
Good call
>>690898651
Yes! I first played it when I was 9 and dear god I poured more hours into it than any other game boy game combined
>>690898611
Elite dangerous?
>>690898665
Half Life 2, easy
>>690895528
Castlevania?
>>690898671
ding ding ding
>>690897964
Gears of War
>>690898004
Fo4
>>690898064
Fire emblem
>>690898702
Snake Eater!!!
>Nuclear gandhi
>>690898702
Far cry 3 or 4
>>690898678
Noperino
>>690898702
Snake Eater
(cue 7 minute tour de force of ladder climbing)
>Where am I?
>What am I supposed to do?
>How do I get in there?
>Why did I buy this game?
>>690898702
MGS3
>>690898837
ayyy I live there
>>690898585
Mass effect
>>690898702
Plastic Meme Liquid 3
>>690898665
HL2
>globetrotting thievery
>rodent, terrapin, and even-toed ungulate
>can't swim
>get chased by hispanic canine
>>690898791
Yes!
>>690898625
Catherine
I'm going to be stunned if anybody gets this one. Its from DOS/95 era as a hint.
>Clan large doggo and clan green birb are at war in the 31st century
>you must wage this war via large walking nuclear reactors with absurd amounts of weaponry
If you dont get the name of the exact game a series name will do.
Mario has to fight bowser in order to save the princess on the nintendo 64.
Anyone?
>>690898901
E.T.
>>690894168
>I'm not here to drink your dog piss.
>hack bartender
>check on legs
Ball goes from A to B. Doesn't handle falling over edges very well.
>>690898885
Any civ
>lose family
>find family
>shoo away family
>get shot
Red head who summons monsters gets his girl stolen by a french albino
>>690898901
Fuck I know it. Antimatter I think it's called?
>>690898531
I love Darksiders 2!
>>690898665
hl2, sand traps to be specific.
>>690898970
banjo-kazooie
>>690898885
Civilization
>be schoolgirl
>roses are red
>violets are blue
>it's Valentine's day
>I'm waiting for you
>blood is red
>bruises are blue
>don't say no
>but it isn't Valentine's day
>Try to get the band back together so you can turn them into the goverment >goverment betrays you at the end. >son replaces you and kills guy that killed you
>>690898970
battletoads
Two invertebrates dig through dirt and kill eachother with large arsenal. Also, ropes.
> I got to shred random people clothes to save the world!
>I'll just pull this bullet out of my arm with a sick while driving
>>690898742
Yes
>>690898970
the elder scrolls online
>>690898953
Mech warrior?
>>690896363
It was Dungeons of Dreadmor
Going to bed /b/, stay frosty, gay retards.
>>690898970
Maple Story
>>690898928
good guess but it was spec ops
>>690899105
Worms.
you rewind the time
>>690899137
Far cry 4
>gf get kidnapped
>go to save her
>bro cucks you
>>690899097
Bad at greentext simulator 2016
>>690899198
TRACER OVERWATCH PORN
>>690898970
Sonic Adventure 2
>cheeky breeky anomaly
Hard mode
>Be kid
>feed sweets to animals and then wear their skin
>delays
>delays
>delays
>lots of space
>really feeling it
>>690897054
No one?
>>690899198
Like any of 8 games
Braid is first guess
>>690899198
Majoras mask
>>690899023
Castlevania curse of darkness?
>>690899175
Wow nicely done. I grew up playing that and I always feel like it never really toom off like it deserved to.
>>690899097
Sounds like some Metal Gear bullshit.
>>690899084
Yandere Simulator
>>690899271
CS:GO
>>690899198
Prince of Persia
>>690897814
Another hint: you is magical but no wizard
>>690899286
No Man's Sky?
>>690899336
*took
>>690899286
No many sky
Full release of star citizen
>>690899286
Star citizen
>>690899286
no mans sky
>>690899271
S.T.A.L.K.E.R.
>>690899117
far cry 2
>sucked
>buried
>>690899288
SSB4
>>690899288
Xenoblade or Smash
>>690899188
Wrong.
2 more clues: pixel physics. made in finland.
>>690899342
Noppe
>>690899273
hint: not a pc game
>live on mars
>get caught on shitty mining gig
>find big metal box in ice
Oh shit robots.zip
>get caught and shot almost instantly
Muh egyptian mythology inspiration
>loli and shota squids
>tons of fun
>be tim burton kinda guy
>do tedious shit
>do science
>get killed by bees
>good look I had a meat puppet
>get crops
>winter
>get permakilled by walrus
>you unlocked some shitty character
>tfw being an anime fan on prom night is better than this
>>690899097
Red Dead Redemption
>Rip and tear
>>690898934
sly cooper
>>690896412
Dante's inferno?
>>690899572
Don't Starve
>>690899561
Splatoon ez
>>690899572
Don't starve
>>690899572
Dont starve
>>690896800
Dark souls, if you play like a bitch
>>690899593
Doot
>>690899572
Muh dont starve
>>690899561
YOU'RE A KID YOU'RE A SQUID
>>690899586
Bingo
>>690894168
>Die
>Live
>Spouse is bitch
>Where is daughter?
>Doesn't actually have daughter
>Dat redhead tho
>Here puss puss
>>690899365
Absolutely not u fukn shit
>bald
>kill people
>>690896452
Doom?
>>690896314
League of Legends
>Also, same
