Bernie Sanders thread.
Rofl this nigger just got cucked and the whole episode is about his wife and how horny it makes her
>cuck related
>wife related
>>690833139
Neelix is neither a cuck nor Bernie Sanders.
>>690833139
Neelix had a hard go of things give him a break.
>>690833139
Neelix was a pedophile. Fuck him.
>>690833434
well, to be fair Kess was an adult...for her species.
Hey Neelix could say he fucked a 1 year old and get away with it.
>>690833434
>I'm three years old, I can make my own decisions.
"I'm 3 years old if I'm attracted to someone I can do what I want"
>3 years old
Kek
>>690833764
>>690833768
>>690833263
he got kind of cucked by Tom in a different time line.
>>690834220
I have a way of fixing that better than Kes ever could.
>>690834450
>It's coming out of my sack!
Christ...
>>690834537
I'm powering through the series trying to get to 4 so Geri Ryan will show up but it's taking forever
>>690834537
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tl7kpWI0mQg
>>690834686
yeah Kess is gross
>>690834926
Moms spaghetti
>>690834716
>>690834735
I made it to Season 5. I almost regret having to cancel my Hulu account, but it's too much per month just for Trek and some anime.
>>690834926
At least he upgraded.
>roughest puss in the galaxy
>>690835005
I have been watching Star Trek all my life, have seen every episode of every series including the animated series and every movie.
I also have Crave TV which has every episode ever as well, I watch them in the background as I work but Voyager is one of my favorites.
>>690835357
As a Trekkie, what annoys you most about the franchise in general?
>>690835357
I'll probably buy the DVD's. If it weren't for Kira, Seven would be my Trekfu.
Voyager never had a mirror episode, it had 2 episodes that where close but they where both fiction.
I wonder what a true mirror Voyager would be like?
well it would probably be like the DS9 mirror episodes as Starfleet didn't exist anymore in the mirror universe at the time of Voyager.
but hypothetically if the Empire continued into the 24th century mirror Voyager would be cool.
>>690835602
nothing really
I view the J.J Abrams movies as fan fiction but other than that I have few complaints.
I don't like Kes and I wish the Terran Empire didn't get overthrown but eh.
I would also like to point out Nazis show up in TOS, Voyager and Enterprise.
Star trek has infinite alternate dimensions so every character is a duck de facto
Stupid thread is stupid
>>690836604
>Star Trek thread
>stupid
>duck
>>690836604
Nope, it's the real me.
>>690836922
You died once and was replaced with a parallel you
>>690833139
Neelix might have got cucked but he got it all paid back.
>>690837230
Never going to let that go, are you?
>>690837382
yeah Kim couldn't handle the god tier Klingon pussy but Neelix stepped up like a champ.
>>690837540
no
now sit down faggot
>>690837557
*netflix
>>690837540
Harry!
no need to get so upset
>>690837638
>
>>690837913
Shit, not this guy again.
>Why does Janeway always send me on these dangerous missions?
>>690833139
>>690838038
fuck you this is a Star Trek thread
>>690836020
Time travel's a nasty bitch aint it
>>690838031
>>690838031
You've still got a tendril up your nostril
CAN YOU SMELL WHAT THE ROCK IS TREKKING?
>>690838364
>>690838031
Punch above your weight class
>>690838678
Don't worry Harry, I got this.
>>690838532
Goodness I make so much money off him
>>690838782
Ding Ding
Round one
Time distortion
>>690838217
He's an imposter
don't listen to him
>>690839045
>>690838935
Jeffery Combs is a god, he played a character in Voyager, 3 in DS9 and 1 in Enterprise, and they where all well done.
>>690838364
>>690838546
I THOUGHT I got rid of you..
>>690839221
out of here boy we control this thread now
You fellas wanna see Cardassian neck trick ?
>>690839282
Captain Proton to the rescue
>>690839534
I actually just finished watching this multi-part episode.
>>690836733
>>690836801
>>690836922
Damn autocorrect.. I meant cuck
But technically.. With infinite realities... They are also all ducks
I'm gonna tap that 3yr old ass!
>>690839636
Remind me to revoke Mr. Paris's holodeck privileges
>>690839767
I'M NOT A F*CKING DUCK.
>>690839806
but you're her Godfather...
>>690839806
Hit it before this happened to her at least...
>>690839860
Star trek episodes showed me an ugly reality...
We are all gonna end up as sex toys
Imagine what will happen when you can copy/paste people.....
>>690839752
God Tier ST
It stands up to a bunch of watchings.
>>690833212
for a few fleeting moments in her teens and early 20s, maybe.
she started a quick descent the moment she left the show to have a kid, and never bounced back.
>when you nutted but she still sucking
>>690840085
Cleaning holosuite conduits would be below janitor level
>>690839884
Big talk from a guy that was killed off and replaced with an alternate dimension copy....
You should know better
>>690839860
Arachnica!
>>690837638
>>690838031
it always bothered the hell out of me that original harry died early in the series and the one that was on the show for the rest of it was alternate timeline harry, and nobody really seemed to care.
>>690840309
Actually they would be paid well and be very close to everyones secrets.
>>690840515
Computer, who the fuck came all over this room and what did they play....
>>690840334
Say that to my face, not online fucker, see what happens.
>>690840309
what happens in the holodeck stays in the holodeck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwwvLbM4azw
>>690840438
I think it's because after a while, we all knew Janeway secretly had it in for Kim from the start.
>Stand at east before you sprain something.
code for
>I'm going to make your life on this ship a living hell, Ensign.
>>690840515
Speak for yourself. I don't get paid anything.
>>690840438
>>690840791
>at ease*
>>690840638
I CANT BECAUSE YOUR FICTION
>>690840867
Why Captain you're incredibly buff for a 60 year old woman
>>690840791
Kim never got promoted at all ever
Even Tom got demoted and promoted in the series.
>>690840938
What? No I'm not...
>tfw your son is a constant disappointment than he gets lost and you feel regret.
>>690841010
Kim got to be a ship captain with Shepherd Book
>>690840965
I'm an admiral, and don't you forget it.
>>690841189
And just like that, I found a way to relate to Tom Paris.
I like how this is currently the best thread on /b/ right now.
>>690841407
STEP BACK I GOT THIS MR VULCAN
>>690841407
The T&A killed Enterprise.
>>690841407
Trek threads usually are. Fuck all that fur and anime shit.
>>690840852
Well, you live in a communist utopia...
So.... Sorry.
>>690841356
ever Star Trek series had a character with daddy issues.
Gene Roddenberry was never close to his son so we see things ALL children in TOS where evil and creepy and a number of them where evil or annoying in TNG.
The daddy issue thing I think is a coincidence but it seems to propagate through Star Trek.
Like how I want my dick to propagate through Lida Park
>>690841154
Poor Kim... It'll be OK..
>current year
>not dating qt3.14 vulcan waifu
Your existence seems illogical.
>>690841614
The Temporal Coldwar was always seen as being one of the causes, that's why it was hastily ended in season 4 because it was very unpopular.
>>690842012
Oh yeah. That bullshit too. Couldn't write anything exciting with far pre-TOS tech and canon, so let's just make fucking new canon and shoehorn it in.
>>690841943
how bout da Trill puzzy?
>>690842012
Probably had something to do with that godawful theme song as well.
>>690842012
They should have just done the whole Expanse episodes without the Xindi crap
>>690842183
I enjoyed season 1 and 2 with the TOS style exploration and human condition stuff, Season 3 I liked because of the quest to save humanity thing (also no one on the Enterprise died until season 3) Season 4 started out rocky but I enjoyed the tie ins to TOS and the mirror episodes where fun.
and I enjoyed this scene a lot.
>>690841943
No
Green Orion slave waifu
>>690839950
FYI, Naomi Wildman is hot.
>>690842948
yee she grew up to be fine
>>690842948
Holy mother of Christ you're right
>>690842245
It's been a long time....
>>690839950
>>690842948
>>690843071
Yeah, definitely still doable.
>>690843262
getting form there to here
>>690842948
>>690843071
>>690843220
>>690843263
NAOMI WILDMAN, PLEASE RETURN TO YOUR QUARTERS.
>>690843263
I could fap to this all day long
>>690843350
I can't, theirs a self serving slut in my bed
>>690833764
http://variety.com/2015/tv/news/jennifer-lien-arrested-star-trek-voyager-1201594328/
>>690843263
>still
>>690843685
You read him correctly.
>>690843263
I'm afraind you will have to come with me to security.
Vulcans with navel piercings in my empire?
it's more likely than you think.
>The oft forgotten ensign.
>>690844555
Ensign Sarah Silverman?
>>690841614
>>690842012
The problem with Enterprise was that it had a good concept; but instead of committing to it they rammed that time travel business down our throats.
Its a time period where Klingons are really brutal and outgun the Federation and where we have our first run in with the Romulans; but instead of letting the TOS villains be villains again for the first time in a long while they introduced new villains that no one gave a flying fuck about.
Remember that Time Tuvok was a SpaceBall and he ain't find shit?
>>690844662
Ensign Gomez. Sonya Gomez.
>>690844662
Lycia Naff, the chick with 3 tits in the original Total Recall
>>690844555
She's only in like two episodes. One of which sees 30 crew members killed by the Borg.
I always figured she said "fuck it" and found a safer career after that.
Remember that time Tuvok was on Fresh Prince of Bel air and his character was the exact same as Tuvok?
>>690845036
kek, probably
>>690845036
Dabo girl
>>690845098
>my sides
which Star Trek Uniform is your favorite?
I always liked the post First Contact ones.
>>690845593
This'n.
>>690845593
Late TNG were my faves (the ones without the zipper on the front).
>>690834686
that image of neelix + that file name
/
Could I interest you in some....trinkets?
>>690834686
I can see it's toes!
>>690835602
When Brannon Braga and Rick Berman got too big for their britches, so to speak. If it weren't for The Doctor and Tits McBorg, those last four seasons of Voyager would have been completely unwatchable.
>>690846805
They fucking warned us about your kind in the academy...
>>690846805
>come to quarks, quarks is fun!
>>690846986
Did they....
>>690835005
go back to your trailer pleb
>$7.99
>"costs too much"
>>690844939
Lycia Naff
>>690835831
One of the Shatner novels explores that a little. Voyager makes it home but it turns out to be the mirror universe version of the ship and is used as a ploy for the mirror universe to attack the prime one. I can't remember the name offhand but I'd recommend most of Shatner's Trek novels as they kind of follow an overarcing story line that involves the mirror universe quite a bit.
>>690835255
>>690846805
Anyone else think the Ferengi were Trek's version of Jews? Big ears instead of nose?
>>690847512
That's the stereotype.
Honestly I found the Ferengi a lot less manipulative than the Federation.
>>690835602
Not enough crossovers. Long before the MCU, these shows shared a universe and very rarely took advantage of that. I feel like it was a real missed opportunity, especially when DS9 and TNG were both in production at the same time. Could have made for some epic television but I'm sure that money was the primary reason as to why it never happened.
>>690847475
The episode with the doctors holonovel and the one with the alien museum that painted Voyager as a warship are the closest we got on screen.
I will say I liked the black turtleneck and gloves motif, Evil Janeway was cool.
>>690848060
I know right?
I always focus on a different thing every time I watch the series through and stepping back from the federation you realize the federation is kind of corrupt in a few areas and a bit pushy in a number of areas.
>>690847259
I was using the commercial-free option.
>$11.99
>>690847505
Excellent. The next time I can fap, I know what I'm fapping to.
>>690848397
Yeah, I love Trek; but when you come to the realization that its an all powerful authoritarian space empire it makes the whole thing seem less utopian.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hdiuRMK3UQ
PS: Eddington was right.
Stupid Gorn ruined my hotdog!
>>690848862
Sisco kind of made a good point when he said the problem is Earth, it's a paradise so no one there cares or thinks about the federation as a whole and the federation council fucks things up as a result.
This is why I liked the Terran Empire, no subterfuge it was what it was and it owned it.
>>690845098
Remember that time Tuvok fucked a chick in a made for cable softcore thriller?
https://youtu.be/WLIduYnlGuo?t=8m24s
>>690845593
mah nigga
Something about these actually seemed like real military uniforms for a change. Even the dress whites in the TNG movies were bad ass.
Close second >>690846005
>>690849232
The Federation is a really benign sort of tyranny.
The people are all well fed, well cared for, there's no poverty, no one is being forced into hard labor and so there's no real need for any heavy handed authoritarianism because the people are all fat and happy.
But when you look a little closer at the Federation you realize how tightly controlled it is. The state controls the economy, it decides who gets promoted, what science gets funded, what culture gets promoted and the result is a really conformist society.
Aside from Eddington and the Maquis you never see anyone questioning the Federation, its policies or its philosophy. Its kind of disturbing how conformist they really are.
>>690848507
Jesus.
>>690850372
yeh?
>>690850052
or like how Section 31 tried to commit genocide but the federation didn't even bat an eye at it.
>>690850551
>tfw you're the Kai but have 0 redeemable factors and everyone hates you
>>690847505
Horsepucky. A Klingon would have a growler down there.
>>690850778
I know the feel.
>>690840867
>what actually happened
G-E-N-O-C-I-D-E
>>690850609
Section 31 actually controls the federations not the other way around
>>690851283
Well, you know. Admirals do have a tendency of getting fat. Kinda like irl....
>>690851757
Um, wasn't this thread supposed to be about that cuck Sanders?
>>690852137
>f-fuckin outliers
>>690852297
naw man Star Trek
>>690852297
bruh, don't nobody care about Sanders. This here's one o' dem Trek threads.
>>690833139
anyone remember the dinosaur episode?
>>690852817
I liked that episode
also
>file name
kek
>Turns out, the Federation is a human-supremacist military dictatorship
T'urrica!
Dukat did nothing wrong.
>>690853039
>The Romulans Jimmies russtle quietly in the night
>>690853283
Dukat was such a complex villain, probably the best written one in all of Star Trek.
Is it just me or are Bajorans the literal worst?
>>690833764
>>690833859
>>690833768
>>690848075
Yeah. There were a couple really tiny things with DS9 and Voyager, like when they showed Tuvok with the rebel guys in the alternate universe.
>>690853627
That's what happens when you exceed your regular 9-year life-span.
>>690835660
>Kira over Jadzia
heh
>>690853283
>tfw you fuck over Bajor, fuck their Kai, Work for the Pa Wrathes and beat up their Emissary
>>690853838
underrated post
>>690853611
It's just you. The Bajoran society is a superior one, and their women transcend all except for the Vulcans.
>>690853864
Yes. I still dream of stroking those nose-ridges someday.
>>690839725
any more from this set?
tfw Obsidian order and new sewing machine
>>690854040
I mean, don't get me wrong, I'd bend Kira over Odo's desk and fuck her so hard the Prophets feel it, but Bajorans are just so grating.
>waah federation senpai the cardassians are bullying us
>waah federation you helped us now fuck off for nothing in return
>waah federation is same as cardassians because they also have shooty things
>waah we lost a few hundred thousand bajorans to the cardassians
Do the Bajorans even know what Nazi's were? Man, they got it fucking easy. Whining shitasses.
>>690854177
If it's Jeri you want....
>>690854251
>sweet half-bajoran half-cardassian booty
>>690854484
Y-you're just a s-space-age shitlord! Ugh, I'm so triggered!
>>690854484
>>690833859
>>690834450
She dun goofed
https://variety.com/2015/tv/news/jennifer-lien-arrested-star-trek-voyager-1201594328/
>>690844762
NO
WHAT
>>690855244
same actor
>>690839725
>this thread is contaminated
>it will be purged
>>690845593
I always hated the jacket Picard started wearing in the last season. He always seemed so informal.
>>690849508
Fucking embed didn't work properly, starts at 8:24
>>690855539
Rule 34 on 8472/Undine
>>690854548
>>690856033
>>690836445
Contrary to the jewish media, the nazis were incredibly efficient and powerful.
1 Country nearly took over half the world.
They would have started a 2nd golden age.
Really makes you think.
>>690856230
What a way to end the thread...
>>690850052
Quark and Odo's conversation in the bar about root beer. One of the best lines in all of ST.
>>690853838
>sides released from airlock
Star Trek Voyager is the worst, they gotta be shitting trying to make us think a woman would ever be capable of commanding a starship, that bitch should be commanding a fucking stove.
>>690857015
She could kick your ass.
>>690857015
DS9 and Voy are equally garbage.
TOS and TNG are the only ones that hold up with age and maturity.
>>690853838
toppest of keks
>>690857248
If much she could make me a sandwich. Are you a femanon? Cause if not you're a faggot.
>>690857015
>First Female Star Trek Captain
>Maiden Voyage
>Takes ship out
>Gets lost
Figures.
>>690857349
Thank you, I couldn't agree more.
>>690850052
there's one TNG episode where they pick up a group of space settlers that are basically irish farmers and it shows just how fucked up the federation is by comparison. They're disturbingly inhuman when you compare them to the genuine article.
probably why i like voyager so much more. they embraced that shit.
>>690857498
KEK
> Fucking star trek...
Firefly is so much better... better chicks, no annoying characters and no alien faggotry.
>>690857498
And guided it back, cutting an ordinarily 75-year long journey into a 7-year one, fucked the Borg, calmed the Hirogen, made First Contact with hundreds of new alien species, and mapped a previously unmapped section of the galaxy. Not to mention she did this with a SCIENCE vessel.
Janeway's the best captain the Federation could have ever hoped to have.
>>690858286
firefly,andromeda, babylon5,farscape,lexxx, are all in the same category.
Take that however you like.
Remember Sarah Silverman in Voyager...that was weird.
>>690858286
they're not really comparable, totally different scope, tone and themes explored.
>>690858453
Janeway also was the only captain to say action hero lines like "time to take out the trash" when fighting the malon and "times up" when she trashed the Crennum time ship.
She's a fucking bad ass.
>>690858627
they are small scale character driven stories exploring deeper questions about human existence? (except half of lexx. half of lexx is just awkward sexual innuendo)
>>690852750
I wish they had done more with Vorik
>>690858828
Da's right, though it was kinda cheezy.
>I guess you should have given it more...thought. (Think Tank)
YEAAAHHHHH!!!
>>690859002
Vorik...like a young, not completely emotion-suppressed Spock.
>>690858453
That 75 year journey would have been a 5 minute one if she'd been smart enough to figure out that she could have just used a timed detonator to blow up the space station after she took the wormhole back home.
Because in the 24th century there's no way to blow something up without shooting torpedos at it.
>>690858453
Picard could have done it in 5.
Kirk would have just punched the fungusalien until he sent them back. Fuck the lost crew. The good of the many outweighs the good of the one.
And she sounded like she smoked 3 packs a day from choking down Injun cock.
Shit captain, shit engineer, shit borg. They should have stuck to the Womens Auxillary.
>>690859259
you understand this is a tv show right? LIke, the writers had to come up with a premise to strand them in the delta quadrant. Your beef is with them for forcing an out of character and stupid decision on janeway since its basically not how she resolves any other situation.
>>690859450
Picard
>or should I say, Locutus
Would have gotten cucked by the Borg again and wiped out half the fleet, just before endangering Earth itself.
Oh wait, he DID do that, didn't he?!
>>690859168
She also didn't respond well to threats
>>690859450
Q tossed the Enterprise into the Delta quadrant, they got fucked by the borg and Q needed to save them.
>>690858828
>"time to take out the trash" when fighting the malon
Woo. She shot at a bunch of garbage men.
Picard won an emmy standing up for filthy half-roms civil rights. Put that in your SJW pipe and smoke it.
>>690859259
>used a timed detonator
It's a science vessel. It and its crew had to 'evolve' in order to do stuff like that. Things they don't teach you at the Academy.
>>690859854
Janeway crippled the borg and saved an entire planet at the cost of her own crews chance to get home.
>>690859776
that's just his worst offense. He does stupid shit all the time like let a war criminal stay in command of his ship and then act surprised when he runs off to go kill some cardassians.
>>690859843
>Q
Yeap. And Q was basically a god. Janeway got owned by a sporocistine life form. Fungus. She got owned by Athletes Foot.
Fun fact
Voyager is basicly a Star Trek version of Homers Odyssey
>>690860023
She won against another woman. Big whoop. Picard did it first.
The least they could have done is had it turn into a catfight where they pull each others hair and it ends with a huge lez-out.
>>690860237
I figured it was a less-funny Red Dwarf....
>>690860237
Instead of pigs, they got turned into lizard people when they went too fast.
god what a stupid script.
>>690851318
Is it really genocide if they're not human? I mean, c'mon.
>>690860317
Like the Hoshi T'pol fight in the Enterprise mirror episodes? That was hot.
>>690860336
Holy smeg you're right.
>>690860237
there's even an episode where an alien culture turns the story of voyager into a classical greek style play.
>>690860470
Gotta warp fast
Star Trek the hedghog
>>690860630
I just watched that one 5 hours ago
>Shining voyager far from home
>>690860564
Right? Hoshi strutting in at the end of that, declaring herself emperor? See, that's how a woman gets ahead inthe world. Fucks her way to a position of power and then does what comes naturally - stabs the people who trust them most in the back.
>>690860841
Have a bad relationship or are you Elliot Rogers?
I always wanted to breed Dianna Troy both vaginally, orally and anally.
>>690861060
I dated a shapechanger. When I met her she was beautiful, incredible body, great face. Then slowly, the alien inside began to show itself until one day, I was face to face with a Rotarian Multiform Boglodite.
"No, you don't understand!" she'd say to me "I'm just retaining water!" And then I'd explain to her what she was retaining was Pabst Blue Ribbon and chocodiles.
Anyways, one day her attack ship arrived and destroyed our beautiful little colony, with paper weapons called Divorce Papers. They swooped in, took half the colony and that was that. Ceti Alpha 5 was never the same again.
>>690861591
With or without that heavy accent?
>>690861671
That's the funniest and most tragic divorce story I've ever heard.
I can't wait for Trump to deport you weaboos, I hope his immigration police just kill you all.
You are not wanted in my country.
MAGA!
>>690862539
I don't think you know what weeaboo means.
>>690862539
Isn't Trump under investigation for allegedly fucking a 13 year old?
You should stick to watching Friends.
>>690862960
That's bill clinton