Waifu claiming thread. >Claim your Waifu/Husbando >No
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
>>690796174
I should correct myself though, this is as close to my true personality as anyone has ever seen, so congratulations to you guys I suppose.
Im about to leave for work, about 5 mins.
Shino CLub thread Get!!!
Best type moon claimed.
I'm off now everyone. Bye
>>690796558
I really love Nazo No Kanojo X.
U
RA
BE
-SAN
Miho claimed
Post Dank shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPN2u7GlCxY
>claimed
Akiko claimed
Another thread, another Ohayou
Where the fuck is that lazy nigger Mugen?
Nothing wrong with being trans :)
>>690797094
just sitting beside her on a deserted island at night on the beach with the jungle behind me and my head in her lap
>when you have to say that in person you wan to die
>>690796845
Yeah sorry to say, but by the looks of it you don't know either.
You don't appear to be very old. Some eople don't know who they are when they are even in their 40s, slow down there.
I'm off to bed. See you guys later tonight.
>>690797278
>>690797435
>>690797486
>>690797492
>>690797503
>>690797536
>>690797565
>>690797570
>>690797571
>>690797580
>>690797585
>>690797614
>>690797655
Welcome back everyone
>>690796794
Ah. I see. Well, I'm still glad that you uh... calmed down and aren't that mad anymore since I hate useless discussion.
>>690796946
>>690797565
>Her droll is a drug
Don't, you don't want her drool.
>>690796961
Oh, keine Sorge, ist mir schon klar...
achja, wer bist du denn eigentlich? Seh dich nie was claimen... Yume?
>>690797045
Uhm... As far as I know gender identity and sexual orientation are not linked together.
So, it doesn't matter if you like cock or cunts or both.
At least that's what I researched on the subject. A Professional might give you better answers.
>>690797585
He'll be here more towards night I think. Want me to give it to em?
>>690796794 (Most hated waifu)
I wanted to see myself through the mind of who I like, didn't work.
>>690796819 (Konata)
Life is hard without internet. How is your data doing? Can't you turn your phone into a wi-fi spot?
>>690796845 (Shiro)
Welp, knowing your true self entirely is hard, you will never be able to predict how you react into a situation that you never experienced before.
>enough edge to cut the world in half
How would you cut it? Would you separate the nigger hemisphere from the other one?
>>690797053 (Kyouko)
It's been a while since I saw the unedited version of this.
>>690797570
https://youtu.be/rx6iD5igrR0
>>690797570
I would honk your favorite song for you id i could
>>690796727
It really is
>>690796787
/\ /\
=( * .* )= //
( v v ) //
Kitty
>>690796819
Same, shit I haven't played chess in years...
>>690797091
I needed up getting a friend who actually knew what they were doing to fix it
>>690797367
How are you?
>>690797685
*people
>>690797693
Hey Chara, you have any way I could talk to you in private about some stuff? Steam account or something?
*insert clever way of saying Blair is claimed*
>>690797761
>It's been a while since I saw the unedited version of this.
It's a good pic honestly.
>>690797685
That's some high quality pic you have there.
Saved.
>>690797693
Her droll is a drug that wouldn't mind to be addicted to.
>>690797754
>Posted without pasting the rest
I'm dumb
>>690796727
Thing is soft as hell, and warm as fuck. Also, the pockets are actually very large!
I know, it's the attitude I had to take in order to finally do this after so long.
>>690797367
Break up's going well. You?
>>690797767
>>690797536
cya azusa
>>690797614
except being trans ;o
>>690797655
I wish I could do that with a physical woman. I have sort of a safe/happy place too. It's a quiet, grassy field full of beer cans on fences.
>>690797766
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBsdWW7MOew
>>690797767
>pets
>>690797536
Fuck off Mio
>>690797614
Oh boy
>
>>690797692
Not sure if brown Mugi or discount Mio but goodnight
>>690797754
No I'll post it when I leave so you can. But I'm gonna be here for the next few hours at least so there's no rush
>>690797655
You need to keep being honest with your therapist. These fantasies have deeper meaning than you understand, you'll become a better person ad you learn more about yourself. Just keep going, no matter how embarrassing. Therapist are there to help, not judge, they talk to people with similar cases all the time
>>690797570
https://youtu.be/Yt0GG-c1Jvc
:^)
>>690797693
Have a (you)
>>690797761
Data is fine, I'm actually on waifu more than ever since that's all there is to do and no ;-;
>>690798035
rolling for trans love ;3
>>690798059
*grabs Cheerios*
>>690798059
Discount Mio
>>690797798
Yaya, Mankind wasn't prepared for my Charizard Level 100!
>>690797904
Sure. Does Telegram work too?
>>690797960
Consider me jelly
I'm not even kidding, every counselor will tell you "you have to be happy before anyone else, it's your life"
>>690798035
>triggered
>
>>690798232
thanks. have a (you) back
>>690798041
Im off to work, Ill probably be back next thread.
>>690797614
Thank you
>>690797761
You need to see yourself from your own mind, I feel bad for giving advice here, maybe you don't really need it, or I'm not the right person.
You need to learn to appreciate yourself, people will always dissapoint eachother because they have expectations.
>>690797693
I've always been calm, Chara, I'm getting mad just to make other people laugh, sometimes.
>>690798041
I really hope you'll get what you deserve, because you're great.
>>690797979
Hi rory, how are you?
>>690797655
>>690797094 #
>im trying harder bit by bit but something in the back of my head says no dont give into what people say dont let them tell you what to do you are right and the mindset you have now is perfect
Now that sounds familiar but I have no Smart answer to that...
I always assumed it to be the truth tbh bc evidently no matter what anyone tells you, your thoughts are yours and all they can do is guess
But that's not the hole truth since you are not the only Person to have experienced it. Chances are you are not alone with your problems and someone might speak from experience.
Accepting that is dependent on your guide though, I never really accepted my therapist bc he always talked to me from his high horse very detached from what I said
I have seen the errors in my own words too though, thinking back
>>690797693
>>690797693
Im not saying this as a way to be disrespectful. But Like if your born a dude and like chicks then doesnt that just make you a normal dude. I guess i see what your saying about gender identity . Also fuck those people who like get in your face if you use the wrong pronoun. the world doesnt need to pay anyone that much attention.
In the end i guess it doesnt have to make sense to me and thats fine. Ive always just wondered about it.
>>690798196
Also, Esdeath, THISTHISTHISTHISTHIS. Your therapist can not help you if you're not open with them. It's like how a medical doctor has to know which organs are failing to replace them, and the gunsmith needs to know what's broken. If you tell him the firing pin is fucked up, it will take much longer to figure out what really happened is that you tried to fire .38 special out of a .22 rifle, which means more time in the shop.
>>690798315
No one ever is
I friended you on steam, but for the life of me I can't remember what your username is
>>690798411
Good bye!
>>690798506
Just let people do what makes them happy
>>690797954
Thank you.
It means a lot from you.
Oh god during my absence the autism levels have increased exponentially
>>690797693
>Yume?
Solch eine Beleidigung
Aber ich sollte wohl wieder anfangen zu claimen
Bin quasi nur noch am anonposten damit ich dumme Kommentare bringen kann
>>690797761
Those are some good words. I'm sure I could figure out how to cut the world in half.
>>690798059
Mmmkay.
>>690798315
I'm just suspicious at how well they're taking it. I'm going to stick to my decision, but that doesn't mean I have to be a cunt. I still want to know they'll be alright. I still like them as very close friends, just not more than that anymore.
>>690798506
EXCUSE ME, I IDENTIFY AS AN APACHE ATTACK HELICOPTER AND YOU WILL RESPECT MY PREFERRED PRONOUNS OF AH-64!
>>690798315
Yeah. What's your username?
>>690798205
At least on the manga ya have a proper ending
>>690798823
They also had a spike as soon as you entered.
Sorry, I couldn't resist myself.
lets say I'm into basic shit.
>>690798196
Also sometimes a fantasy is just a fantasy.
Like my go to on xvideos is gangbang. would i want to be a apart of one probably not. would i want my girl to probably not. Maybe tho
Oh shit my couch turns into a bed :O
>>690798435
#lovewins
Ever wear a swimsuit? It'd prolly be too cute on you >_<
>>690798315
:0
roll for sachi
>>690798411
Bye.
>>690798440
Nyan~
>>690798823
Come on, Akiko. Don't be rude now.
Some people find joy in here, or this is the only place they can be listened/temselves.
You're a mature guy already, try to understand others aswell.
>>690798768
We /hr/ now.
>It means a lot from you.
T-Thanks.
>>690799001
>They also had a spike as soon as you entered.
I mean, you're not entirely wrong :^)
>>690797614
unless they won't swallow
I'm noticing a distinct lack of Dio.
*grabs popcorn*
>>690797693
hello chara i was in last thread why you no see me
>>690798038
same i think he is implanting it as a way to instanly chill me out we are doing some emdr kind of like a hypnosis now when i say "my island" i feel calmer
>>690798196
yeah thats what i had to keep telling myself my voice was so shaky when i first started
>>690798493
might be my insecurity saying fuck that guy just so i dont get hurt its basically what i do when i hear things i dont like i need to ignore my thoughts
>>690799148
/hr/ you say?
>>690798506
Not really. I consider myself a lesbian, honestly. It doesn't have anything to do with being trans. I just prefer women because they're sweeter and I connect with them more in an intimate level than I do with men.
>>690799071
Man, how did you not know this? How long have you had said couch and just realized this?
>>690799148
>>690799306
OK, I'm fine with us being /hr/.
>>690799071
I have one that looks like Azusa's.
>>690798440
Well, then you are a better person than me. I don't get mad THAT easy but also not THAT hard.
I really was mad a few times.
>>690798506
Yeah, I don't like the whole pronoun attention either.
Uhm... let's see though... I don't know about other people but for me, I really don't like my dick and my sex drive. I'd love to just take it off and be happy without a genital.
>>690798762
Uhm... my username was Sasa
>>690798827
Ah! Shiroe! Das wäre meine zweite Vermutung gewesen.
>Nur am anonposten um dumme kommentare zu bringen
Wer macht das schon nicht gerne?
>>690798904
Yes, that's it. You don't have to kick other peoples happiness to be happy.
>>690798957
>Cringe incoming!
Well, I got telegram for one or two waifu anons.
@CharaDreemur
>>690799279
Eh, sorry Esdeath, so many people currently talking to me! How are you dear?
>>690799222
>trips confirm and summon him!
>After his LoL game
>>690798762
Oh I do like i said i always just wondered about it.
I have trans/gay friends not a hater. Just curious
I got chewed the fuck out one night at the bar for being polite and saying goodnight ladies to what i thought was just a lesbian couple. But apparently the person identified as a man and i was like who can keep it together.
>>690798904
Sorry AH-64 Are you Pre Hellfire missile or Post hellfire missile?
>>690799038 (You)
Taiga a qt
>>690799306
>>690799467
Yes, /hr/ is good.
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
Here
>>690799554
thanks for the response.
>>690798904
Nice ohayou, great blush
>>690799001
The worst part about that jab was that for a full minute I thought you meant Cowboy Bebop Spike
Maybe I really am a sperg
>>690799107
>taking anything I say seriously
You really are a tad autie ain't you?
>>690799148
Fuck off Kyouko your pasta is shit
IT'S SHIT
>>690799222
>dub trips to summon Dio
>>690799279
It's good to have a calming technique at your disposal. My happy place is to deal with longer-term stress. Out in public places and stuff, in little emergencies, I focus on breathing control. Steady breathing can calm the mind and lower your heartrate, and having a handle on one of the most vital bodily functions you have can be a nice thing in a panic or rage-inducing situation.
>>690799554
im ok just relaxing with some f4 hbu
>>690799641
>>690799222
My weak and puny allies have fed the enemy team, I'm still int he middle of the match but at least I'm still getting a metric shit ton of kills.
>>690799467
I've been in this trailer for like a month, I used to live here last year though for several months, I never noticed :0
>>690799516
Cute x3
>>690798823
I didnt think it was possible to increase them at all
>>690799554
Oh right...
Guess I'll probably get a tg also
>>690799572
Yeah it does get confusing sometimes.
>>690799826
I use solitare as my calming tool. Perfectly mind numbing
>>690798440
My own mind does not work like a normal person, I realized yesterday something I've been doing for long thinking it was seen as a joke actually feels terrible for the other person, I only understood it when that person did it for me.
I honestly don't know if I need the advice, it's all internet drama and hopefully it's done for good. But don't worry about not being the right person, I think your words are wise and I enjoy talking with you anyway.
>>690799148
>/hr/
Sure.
>T-Thanks.
O-Oh, no I did not mean it like that, I-I just though you were a person of high stature, since you are always making the thread and all.
Goodness me, this is embracing.
>>690799834
Esdeath how old are you? just curious.
Also ive heard this saying before because i go to a lot of self help meetings and therapy
"you gotta treat your mind like a bad neighborhood, you don't go there alone"
>>690799554
Sorry aber das geht mir jetzt echt zu weit
>Shiro
Sieht das nach loli aus?
Ich bin zu müde für sowas
Sup.
>>690799467
>>690799306
>>690799148
Well, we /hr/ now i guess.
>Had to make it into a .jpg because the filesize was almost 9mb
>>690799222
Yo Dio, what server do you play on?
>>690799572
Okay, that got a laugh outta me.
>>690799803
I should work on switching out the eyes in that one for some happier ones.
>>690799148
>>690799676
Hi :3
>>690799641
>>690799946
>>690797798
Ya fucked up.
>>690800082
>48x48
So triggered.
> I-I just though you were a person of high stature, since you are always making the thread and all.
Nah that doesn't mean shit, I'm as good as anyone else in here.
>>690800312
>>690800278
>>690799946
>>690799725
No problem. Always happy to help.
Also nice waifu, had a good laugh watching the anime
>>690799834
I'm doing fine, thank you. Played a lot of Kingdom Hearts unchained since they have a 1 energy everything thingie going now!
>>690799982
And of course my lord and liege reks their shit
>>690800046
tg? You mean telegram? Sure, I don't mind.
>>690800121
Ach, shit, namen verwechselt. Wie hieß nochmal der blöde Engel?
>Echt keine Absicht, bin selbst etwas müde
>>690800046
I use breathing control because I have easy access to it, and I'm trained to keep a handle on my lungs anyway. "Taking deep breaths" really does work. But something mind-numbing can also be good. Lose yourself in something tedious and boring.
>>690799982
Oop dere he is!
>>690800436
>>690800278
>>690799946
>>690799357
I can't see ya in other way than Koutarou. I'm my mind yer just like Koutarou
http://myanimelist.net/character/75826/Koutarou_Araki
![Syndra [69].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/UzXUdOf.jpg "Syndra [69].jpg")
>>690800303
Hello.
>>690800448
>>690800504
Well now we just FF'd because we got rekt in a team fight, our Gnar also had the Riven main syndrome. "I hate Bronze players" Jokes on him, I'm silver III
>>690800060
I didn't wanted to make it sound like a drama.
thank you.
Ok, my telegram is Fran-anon if anyone wants it
>>690800413
Goddamnit
>>690800448
Yeah, isn't that how everyone has been abbreviating it?
>>690800486
Yup, that's the point. 2084 and mahjong also work
>>690800448
Ich werde morgen sowieso wieder anonposten oder komplett lurken
Und nächste Woche fragt dann wieder jemand wer ich bin...
-Jibril
>>690799826
yeah at first when he started waving his finger in my face and telling me to foollow it with my eyes he asked me how i felt and said the same
>this is bullshit
but after the 6 time i actually calmed down when he said my island it felt pretty darn good to just chill
>>690800087
20 yr
>"you gotta treat your mind like a bad neighborhood, you don't go there alone"
i like this quote
>>690800448
sounds like fun
>>690800834
Dude what game are you playing it sounds badass.
>>690800667
You really don't care anymore do you?
>>690800841
It's ok. I fucked up mine too.
You didn't notice.
>Mizore
>>690800222
>Didn't link to Dio
How did I mess that up?!
>>690800834
Yo Dio, what server?
>>690801055
Trust me, it isn't.
Explosion-chan claimed
>>690800436
I got you.
https://a.pomf.cat/mwpfei.jpg
>>690801107
NA baby
>>690801015
I can't add ya right now, but I'm @JaoDasNeves
>>690800841
Never heard of 2084. Music is another good one. Or better yet, learn to write a good story and put your feelings in that.
>>690801015
It's all about maintaining some semblance of control. Over your surroundings and over yourself. You ever shoot?
>>690801139
Excellence
>>690800834
>>690801329
kek. well, have fun!
I could only play on EUW due to being in poorupe
>>690800841
no idea, I'm not good with abbreviations.
But telegram is even available on desktop, quite neat if you ask me
>>690801015
It is! After I played KH 2.8 and KH 3 I can say I played all the KH games!
>Then I only need to buy the ones I don't yet have.
>>690800912
Alles klar. Bis morgen Jibril.
>>690800082
>since you are always making the thread and all
He is Italian, so it's his duty to bake the bread. There isn't really any stature here, we recognize Tenryuu as our fuhrer but that's all.
>>690800436
>>690800628
>
>>690800838
But that's what it is, a really soapy drama.directed by people with too much free time and mental issues. I will be gone for a while now, stay awesome.
>>690801329
Ayyy, add me. Been needing more people to play with.
Sylveon Senpai
>>690801302
We pomf now?
https://a.pomf.cat/zzxqkg.jpg
![Syndra [181].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/P5bc56Q.jpg "Syndra [181].jpg")
>>690801069
Should i care?
>>690801167
Touch again
>>690801302
Really really nice.
>>690801502
>>690800628
>>690801606
>He is Italian, so it's his duty to bake the bread.
Kek'd.
>>690801606
Take care.
>>690800448
Chara your the shit. Yeah Karen actually told me to watch it and i didn't think i would like it but i did. Pretty funny. I love how crazy shino is about the blonde girls so funny.
>>690801087
It looked normal when I posted, stupid mobile
What have you been up to? Porn?
>>690801284
Hello!
>>690801167
Yet another moo
>>690801450
Yeah, that's what Dungeons and Dragons is for
>>690801552
Neat. I think I found you on it
>>690801691
Milk Drinker.
>>690801836
Pet.
>>690800641
I'm not nearly that cute!
Yet...
>>690801450
no i live in Canada so getting a gun is a pain in the ass shot my friends crossbow once lol
>>690801352
thanks
>>690801552
never played them myself they sound fun
on a side note guys give me one sec have to walk the dog be back in one sec
>>690802133
D&D is good fun. Ranger for life.
>>690801965
>I'm the shit
>Karen told me to watch it
I don't understand why I'm the shit now.
Karen's the shit.
>>690802133
yeah, like I said, my username on telegram is @CharaDreemur
Watch out for capital letters.
>>690802341
Sure, see you in a minute!
>>690802341
I live up here too. Guns aren't that hard. If you feel safe, buy a rifle. Or get an air rifle. No licence required! Get something in .177/4.5mm lead pellet.
>>690802186
Only the best.
So what photo where you talking about last night?
>>690802417
Your the shit for liking it too.
>>690802372
Druids man, fucking druids.
And I also love Fighters, in Pathfinder the cleaving finish and greater cleave are hilarious!
>>690802417
Oh, oops
>>690801624
My computer just crashed, so your Username's Sylveon Senpai? If so I'll add you.
How the hot dog do I add people on Telegram :(
>>690802928
Yep. Haven't played in like, a month and a half though. Or rather, whenever Taliyah came out was when I last played.
>>690802133
You're image ruined it.
Porn, work, and now call of duty is in my rotation of things I do.
You? Guessing Porn as well.
>>690802826
oooh, kek
I thought I'm the shit for being blonde too
>>690802905
... or maybe tell me your username, I'll find you.
>>690801624
>>690802928
>Sylveon Senpai and Dio forming a team
my sides
if I could join I would be...
>Omgserversplswork
I was with a whole silver ranked team
>Omgigniteplsstahp
>Omgteamplshalp
was hilarious
>>690801167
>>690802186
34 anons in the thread and only 3 others noticed best milk
Shameful
>>690802987
Seems like you just type in their username into the search thing
>>690803329
Maybe...
Do you have a telegram?
>>690803476
Found you though
>>690803759
To be fair, I misquoted.
>>690801167
see >>690801502
>>690803476
Man, I'm only good at top, and semi-decent at jungle and sometimes mid. Support I can do with Leona and sometimes Janna. But ADC is a lost concept to me.
>>690802905
We had a fighter use great cleave in a barfight. 10 consecutive KOs later, he took off his full plate helm, revealed he was a gnoll and wanted more.
>>690802133
Moooo.
>>690802667
https://nhentai.net/g/165570/
This one.
>>690803759
Meh.
>>690803955
Wonderfulness.
No trip for now, Kyoko.
>>690801167
It's you.
>>690803942
You need to give this
>
>>690803759
people drink milk?
I'm back!
>>690803942
Maybe always means yes.
>Telegram?
Maybe, and if I did I would tell you that u can't use it since I'm on mobile for another 2 weeks at least.
>>690804184
>Cute
Sup main here.
>>690804547
Ok!
Still saving all these pics though, really nice.
>>690804349
Oh that i already had that.
>>690803955
Okay, you don't have to commit sudoku
>>690804349
You don't get the recognition you deserve
Holstaur, we don't talk enough
>>690804622
Friendly reminder that people who drink milk and dairy products are actually fucking mutants and freaks of nature
>>690804184
Ahaha, don't worry, I suck balls at anything besides Support.
I could play top with Morgana but not even decent since I'd only get last hits through her "fuck you" puddle
>>690804547
Yes.
>>690804622
Yes.
>>690804777
I know that's what I said.
>>690804798
I don't want to be poplar.
>>690802341
> Encouraging Esdeath to get a Gun
Bad Idea bro you dont want one of those things lying around when your feeling cray cray
>>690804184
Leo is my favorite support, the leo-lockdown is super painful
>>690804311
Well, my minotaur does the same, except they are dead instead of KOed
>>690804349
Moo
>>690804613
No, not doing that
>>690804730
I can't say yes or no
It is a mobile app
Also a supp main
>>690804854
Why are all the lgbt people support mains?
Also, that's how you farm as her in mid
>>690803476
Your blonde???? omg
>>690802905
I have the tankiest fucking monk.
>>690805069
That feel when ill never be Miho's sex slave
>>690804768
They are sadly unnumbered, but it's a lving, I can see yours though so don't go shitposting behind myback.
>>690805069
>I don't want to be poplar
A shame, people seem to enjoy having you around.
>>690804184
Mid Main, can Top and Jungle, good at Support.
DO NOT MAKE ME ADC. I WILL KILL YOU.
>ADC and Feed
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO BLACK OPS 2 ON PS3??
>>690805069
I can think of a few reasons why one wouldn't want that
But how come?
>>690805306
Fight my Rogue.
>Protip: You'll lose.
:3
>>690805396
Jokes aside, it was shutdown.
