Thoughts about GoT episode s06e09 Battle of the Bastards
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Thoughts about GoT episode s06e09 Battle of the Bastards
10/10 Wouldn't change a single thing
Personally I can't wait to see Asha land in bed with Dany
>>690790073
super pissed about the giant
he deserved better than that
>>690790073
T'was good. Every episode this season has been good.
>>690790073
FUK NGGERSS :DDDD
>>690791217
It was sooo dumb, ramsy could've just shot snow, and then Kristoffer and then the giant..
BUT NOOO!
Plot demands the Giant to die for the sake of the budget(CGI)
Poor ramsay, first his father got poisoned and now his wife betrayed and killed him
>>690790073
Pretty damn great. The show so often enjoys fucking with what we want, teasing us and going for the downer ending, that it felt nice to have proper catharsis.
>>690790073
One of the worst episodes of the show in my opinion.
>>690791810
Are you shitting me? Like this is the first episode worth watching in the last 5 of them...
>>690790073
Amazing episode. Epic battle scene.
>>690790073
big brother kicked the shit out of towns bully. Good stuff man
I kept laughing when the young stark kept getting shot with arrows
>>690792383
No, straight up bro. Maybe the last 2/3 haven't been the best of the season. But s06 felt like it has moved forward much faster than the last couple.
The main character lives again, how typical.
>>690792329
Why do you say that?
>>690790073
That Cavalierly charge was not CGI
>>690791217
I was more sad he died that the stupid Starks kid.
>>690792329
That's because you're gay, though.
>>690792796
I am sad because ramsay is kill
>>690792204
Good night, sweet lord
All this did was make me hate sansa even more. She wanted both rickon and jon to die, she could of easily told him about baelish and the vales troops but she kept it to herself. She even commented on it earlier that rickon would of had a better claim to winterfell than herself so she got him killed on purpose so she would have claim.
>>690790073
Terrible tactic, counter change a cav charge, get surrounded and slaughtered by pikes. The only way for them to win was exactly what happened.
>>690792736
You dare question the wisdom of the Lord of light sparing the bastard Jon Snow, the warden of the north, the son of Rhegar Targerian and Lyanna Stark, the true aire to the iron throne!?
Why the fuck didnt john snow call the red woman to revive his younger brother? The fuck
>>690793072
>>aire
Next!
so is this before or after they cut of ned starks head?
Pissed bc giant died, wven though he could have lived if he had just gotten a weapon.
Also because Sansa was too stupid to tell Jon that LF was coming. With her stupid "GET MURE TRUPS JUN" "Where do we get more troops?" "DUNNO I KNU NUTING ABUT WAR!"
And because Ramsay could have just killed Jon instead of shooting the giant into the eye.
>>690793254
cuz his yunger bruvver isnt axor ahai nigger
>>690793330
before
>>690793072
The true heir is Ramsay Bolton, lord of Winterfell and Warden of the North
Red witch will revive him because he is the prince who has been promised
>>690793330
woah there m80 - SPOILER ALERT
The Rickon faggot deserved to die for not zig zagging or at least watching his back. After the first two arrows, he could easily just watch his back and dodge bolton's arrows. What a fucking tard.
>>690793330
I wish ned was still alive
>>690793438
>red witch revives a dogs' turd
>>690793564
Necromancer will give him stannis head
>>690793551
me too. he was the only "good" character.
>>690790073
I'm sad it's been so many episodes wince we've seen these epic tittays.
>eagerlyfapping.webm
what happend with mormont girl???? did she survive?
>>690793564
lol. poop with stannis soul in it.
>>690790073
I'll give you my $0.2 on the entire series
>what is a normalfag
>>690793504
true, not like they're heat seeking.
plus sansa warned jon not to play ramsay's games.
he got what he deserved
>>690793376
I agree on the giant + weapon thing, give em rocks and shit to throw and he is much more useful.
The troops thing was Sansa tricking John in order to not fall for the trap.
Ramsay didnt kill John cause it was his only way to get out alive by telling everyone "we honorable now".
>>690793860
Those are disappointing tits.
Angelina Jolie's present tits look better than that.
>>690791217
WHY THE FUCK DID HE NOT CARRY A WEAPON FFS
>>690794086
proof it m8
>>690793986
sam took her for adventure and maybe anal.
>>690792178
>CGI
Dude was a real giant, fam.
wun wun had been alive for HOW long and the best he can do is fight barehanded? i thought he'd at least grab a big tree or something to use
>>690794181
innit
surely he should have had a big club or something with which to beat those fuckers
>>690794050
Yeah but sansa didn't tell jon she had littlefingers army to aid them
>>690790073
I still think Negan killed Glen
>>690794067
holy FUCK the guy jumping over must have suffered a thousand generations of inbreeding
best episode of anything I ever saw, since Breaking Bad.
Didn't even notice there was no nudity until reflecting on it after it had finished.
>>690793066
of course it was a terrible tactic, they didnt stick with their plan.
they planned to defend, not get suckered into charging to protect snow. Bolton is the true commander, played them like a fiddle. RIP
I really want to see dany take eurons big cock
>>690794325
I kinda wished they let Theon do some shit to Ramsay before he died. Oh man, I would pay some good shit to see Theon break Ramsay, death by dogs is too lenient.
LOOSE!
>>690794067
>>>690793376 (You)
>The troops thing was Sansa tricking John in order to not fall for the trap.
With the trap you mean LF plan to clean up everything, right?
>Ramsay didnt kill John cause it was his only way to get out alive by telling everyone "we honorable now".
That's true but he atleast should have realized that Jon will block his head and just shoot him in the leg and after seeing that Jon came close he should habe dropped his bow and try to fight properly like in S3 or 4 where he killed a few men of Theons sister (forgot her name). It just seems wrong that Ramsay lost that easily.
>>690790073
If Roose didn't get poisoned the Boltons would've easily won
>>690790615
Who?
>>690794914
Non realistic.
Rhein would have had PTSD the whole time.
Get your dick cut off, then try cutting off someone else's.
>>690795179
Wow I'm a mobile fag so excuse the spell check.
*Theon
>>690793005
Yeah she's a cunt
>>690795131
Theon's sister.
>>690794941
Melon fucker
>>690793860
Nope. These tittays is best tittays
>>690795513
excuse me while i lose my lunch
>>690790073
Baelish is gonna stick his Little Finger in Sansa
Cleganebowl betters happens next episode
>>690795131
the wanna be Queen of the Iron islands
the Dyke of Pike
>>690793005
If that's really how you see it then I suggest you stop watching the show right now.
Sansa was the breakout star of these season. Which obviously means she's going to be a huge part of everything to come.
She also knew what no one else knew about 4 times in one episode. She even said it herself, "i have no military expierience" yet she still predicted everything Ramsy would lure Jon into.
Knowing something is going to happen isn't wanting it to happen dipshit.
Stop thinking with your feelings.
>>690794324
in the book sansa gives littlefinger a handjob in order to get him to help.
>>690795976
What is hype may never die
>>690796528
Sansa is still a stupid cunt and the reason ned is kill
>>690796809
K bud
And guns are the reason guns should be illegal to own too right?
>>690797018
No guns should be illegal for niggers
>>690797252
And now I know you're just a 14 year old summerfag.
>>690797018
>>690797252
>>690795651
Should put a bluetooth tracker on your lunch m8.
>>690790073
jon shouldve died
that battle was fucking stupid
no formations or anything, just run right at a bunch of spears
>>690797458
>Operation fast and furious
Ayy lmao
>>690794222
Do any of know the characters? He meant the little lord from bear island. Sam never even met her.
>>690797346
same thing
>>690797440
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>>690797727
And this is why you don't have a job writing for the best tv show currently running.
>>690798078
110% summerfag
>>690797346
Her name in the books is Asha, but in the show the wildling bitch who guarded Rickon was already named Asha so they changed it to Yara so people wouldn't confuse the two.
Episodes were getting shite lately, but this episode made up for it
Sansa understood that Jons emotions would take over once retard Riko was kill, with that Ramsay would stomp them with full force, Sansa knew all of his army would comit to battle and could not fall back to castle and out wait the invaders
>>690794272
kek
say no to giantism
>>690798213
>>690798031
>>690798223
Oh I was wondering why I also earlier thought she was Asha, I read a bit of the books but forgot why I thought this.
>>690790073
GoT is now just full of cheesy hollywood punchlines and last minute saves, empty dialogues, too american...
Chill Tarzan
I was confused by the battle scene. Did Ramsay have his archers shoot his own men?
>>690792295
kill yourself.
>>690798612
Yeah
>>690796542
is this true?
that's so hot
>>690797886
ohh shit sorry. i thought he meant sams cumbag.
>>690790073
The ex Machina was foreseeable and disappointing, fuck Sansa for not telling John anything
>>690793860
at least this season we saw the hound's penis
Richard the Lionhearted move, "we'll hit theirs too"
>>690795131
Yara
>>690794941
who's blood is all over him? all he did was shoot a few arrows then run away
>>690798528
I hated that bitch, honestly. She was pretty useless in every scene she was in. All she did was keep Rickon alive and busy, so he could be killed in the latest episode for basically no reason. We hated Ramsay already, what good did it do to put the final nail in the coffin right before the battle started? He was going to die anyways.
>>690799505
>We hated Ramsay already,
speak for yourself m8, he was a bit of a cunt, yeah, but at least he was a likeable cunt. not like that jofffrey cunt. i anted to smash his fukkin cunt face in with a brick. i'm gonna miss ramseys
>>690799114
Good point, I remember him being shiny clean until john got hold of him.
>>690799505
Osha? I kinda thought she was alright, she was on of the first badasses on the show, not compared to peeps we know now but she was a toughie.
>>690799114
>>690799894
I don't think that picture is from the latest episode
I did not hate Ramsey until he killed Roose. As a bastard my self and with the heavy themes of it in the show I thought that killing this man who legitimized him was the most despicable act ever.
>>690799894
Yeah but what good does a toughie do to the overall plot? All she did was try to fuck people. BUT I will admit, Bran would never have left Winterfell if she hadn't smuggled the both of them out when shit hit the fan. So I'll give her that, at least.
>>690799851
Honestly, I miss Joffrey at this point. Not for the likable cunt aspect, just for his unwavering nature in Kings Landing. Tommen is a little bitch. I sit here wondering what Joffreys response would've been, if his mother and wife had been taken prisoner by a religious sect that undermines his own authority as King.
>>690790073
Jon is a piss poor general. Screamed at the screen because of his miserable charge. Pure luck that it worked out.
>>690800261
Yeah well she is a secondary character, but I tend to like them for their unpredictability. Main characters get boring fast.
>>690800261
off with their heads m8
>>690790073
> No Bran
> No Dorne
> No Sam & fucking Gilly
> Top episode
>>690796528
'predicted everything ramsey would lure jon into' is a bit of a stretch.
she just said to expect the unexpected
>>690790347
This.
>>690790073
they made it look like jon snow is unkillable in this battle. he would have died many times, but every time something prevented his death.
>>690790073
They still make this show
>>690800819
she said 'don't do what he wants you to do'
>charged towards rickon just like ramsey wanted
>charged ramseys army after being butthurt. just like ramsey wanted.
he even looked like he stopped to consider it at one point, knowing he was doing exactly what ramsey wanted, but then went and fuckkin done it anyway. then got all his army, wun wun and nearly himself surrounded and killed. prick.
>>690800561
You really think so? I hope against hope but I feel like he'd also not give a shit based off his hate for Cersei. Or perceived hate, I guess. But the follow up is, what would they have done in response? Would he actually succeed in cutting their heads off or would they outsmart him somehow? I miss his straight forward approach. I feel like he would've stopped all this bullshit from happening if he were still alive. But he had to die when he did, there was no way around it. The story couldn't advance otherwise.
>>690800996
he is unkillable. he even got killed and still wasn't killed. it doesn't get much more unkillable than that m80
>>690801091
>charged towards his brother to save him once he realized what ramsey was trying to do
>charged ramseys army like he had a choice at that point
What did you want him to do, ride back to his army with his tail between his legs?
>>690801114
I do/ I don't think he would have done it for Cersei though. I think he would have done it more as a show of power to show himself and the people that nobody can undermine him. That would have been his main motivation.
>>690792329
Your opinion is wrong.
>>690801313
Moreover, all Sansa said was "dont trust this guy you don't like". She never gave him alternatives. She just threw her weight around for no fucking reason, like a child throwing a tantrum.
>did it ever occur to you that [this thing ive been repeating nonstop for the last 3 episodes]
>that i might be able to [repeat the same fucking information over and over again with no offered alternatives]
all of that occurred to him, that's why he didn't bother to ask.
>>690801313
Rickon was already as good as dead. No point in trying to save him. Or he could have shouted 'run in zig zags you dumb fuck'
>>690795021
Yes (Sansa trying to be smart)
I thought he was gonna stab Snow with the knife on his back but I think he just gave up at that point, couldnt have won a fair fight against em.
>>690797440
summerfag?
>>690792295
every single movie, film and tv show in the universe does this
>>690801653
>shout at him
>from hundreds of yards away
yeah. good plan.
>no point in trying
>"you acquiesce to defeat before you even begin" --Pei Mei
>>690799114
That pic is from the battle with stab is while he was murdering injured men
>>690792606
Edgy
Here's that
>You
You wanted you neckbeard.
>>690801963
Stannis
>>690801870
everyone on /b/ is a fuckin summerfaggot
The Mountain VS The Giant
Who would win ?
>>690790347
>>690800913
>>690798536
This; abso-fucking-lutely this
>>690802132
The Mountain 'cos he has a sword and the giant is too fuckkin dumb to bring a weapon to a fight
>>690790073
Best episode of the series in my opinion, it kept me immersed, so much so that even though i was 99.99% sure jon wouldn't die, the episode got me scared for him a few times, when in the moment, also the battle was shot in a great way and i completely agree that the show did a great job at making it feel like you're in the battle. Also besides being such an action packed episode we got some very satisfying dialogue even though there wasn't a whole lot of it, ending of the episode was also very satisfying.
>>690802261
topkek
>>690790073
Literally best episode ever.
Watched it again last night.
Based as fuck.
>>690793860
Those tits are the worst part about her.
>>690802261
I love this so much
>mfw you are cavalry in the middle ages
>mfw you are charge into certain death
>>690792178
You fucking idiot. He killed the giant to destroy something else that John Snow loves. Did you notice that when John reached out to touch him - that's when he killed the giant? Just like he reached out for his brother. If he'd have just shot John Snow then the army that was already past the doors would have slaughtered him.
>>690802300
>weapon to the fight
Found the faggot shitposting in the other GoT thread about dragging a tree trunk into a heated battle.
>>690792643
>But s06 felt like it has moved forward much faster than the last couple.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wPi5kiYNZk
>Yes, I can bring him back, but it only works if I go veerrryyy veeerrrryy sloooooowly....
>>690798536
as an american i agree wholeheartedly
it is becoming shit. it has never been amazing, but its getting worse.
the dany scenes are all stupid. one liners etc. and i have lost count of how many times "oh shit hes gonna die that guy is gonna kill main character x but assailant is killed from behind" then a one liner.
like i dont get how the writing is so bad. the writers fucking work in film and know all the tropes/cliches that reduce the quality/immersion of the show but they just keep going.
its gay.
>>690792445
Loved how the bodies piled up. I was eating and I actually stopped mid bite when they panned out.
Good stuff - really like how they framed Ramsey as the sickest of fucks by purposely stacking bodies to surround them exactly as they had planned against the night before.
>>690790615
No Dany is too good for that ugly dyke.
>>690802868
No, I'm just one of the very many faggots who thought this was dumb as fuck and could have swung the battle in their favour. Especially when they were all hemmed in and shit. The giant could have been like 'bash...bash' and wiped those fuckers out.
>have a 20ft giant
>not crafting a giant armor for him
>can rip people apart
>front him with spears that are like toothpicks to him and he's useless
>all of this made even less sense when he could singlehandedly break in the door of Winterfell
This show is clearly showing signs of Hollywood bullshit. Like every other show with a lot of seasons and no end in sight, GOT is another in the long line of disappointments.
>>690793005
She didn't say anything on purpose because she knew the men wouldn't fight as desperately if they knew they had reinforcements.
10/10 strategy from a woman. Deal with it, faggot. Way better than that wanna be feminist Kahleesi cunt.
>Oh I'm walking slowly so I must be mad
Spoiled cunt, I hope a Dragon lands on her.
>>690803792
yo momma was a disappointment
although you're right about the hollywood bullshit
>>690794181
because if he had a club or a tree or w.e that shield wall would of meant jack shit
Blackwater > Hardhome > Battle of the Bastards > Battle at the Wall
Still a really good episode. No disappointments. Even the stuff with Dany was fine which they tend to fuck up.
>>690803778
He did do that. When he was ripping their bodies apart with his bare hands. And when he was breaking through their shields along with others who DID have weapons.
>weapons that did them fuckall
>because they STILL didnt break through their lines
>hes a fucking giant
>he IS the weapon
>>690795651
Are you mentally ill aka a faggot or something?
>>690798380
120% nigger.
>>690803792
>dozens of spears sticking out of his body
>dozens of arrows too
at some point, you get winded m8. hes a giant, not a god.
>>690803792
amen
now that they have passed grrm its going to just keep getting worse
the cliches are endless. all the dany scenes are cheesy.
like how the fuck dis she teleport over there to that flat place with a view of the battle to discuss stuff so she could say some cheesy bullshit
also sansa is a cunt and is going to get worse
>>690803792
Nit picking at its finest it stuck to reality enough to where it was believable so shut the fuck up and quit getting my jimmies rustled
>>690802132
Probably the one that has the weight advantage of a semi truck.
>>690804109
Yeah, because half a body is the same as a massive club or a tree trunk.
>>690790073
It was bad. The only thing I've liked this season was Hodor, and there were still a good amount of plot holes.
>>690794086
you don't know anymore what real tits are.Stop watching porn.
>did you ever know?
>>690803792
>Having a giant
>Be surrounded
>Only way out is moving all the bodies or make a path in the corral
>Does neither
Yeah I was getting a little bent out of shape about that too, he could have just moved the pile of bodies or made a solid clearing in the surrounding troops and had the advantage of separating them into two groups.
>>690803343
>"oh shit hes gonna die that guy is gonna kill main character x but assailant is killed from behind"
That's literally every other series with violence, atleast this one occasionally has the big charaters die and you actually feel bad about it, atleast i do, not sure about you, when oberyn died that shit felt horrible, no other series has done that for me.
>>690802868
I'm not who you are replying to, but what would be the problem with using a tree trunk as a weapon? It's like a club to us.
Solid point about bringing a weapon - I'm sure a 3 ton mace would have helped break those ranks.
How do you trap a 10000 lb monster?
That's the only part of the episode I had trouble suspending disbelief with.
Worst episode so far. Stupid and nonsensical. Simpletons will enjoy its uncoherences like they enjoy all the shit they watch.
Im sorry for the martin guy, forced to see its creation degrade so fast.
>>690803792
>long line of disappointments
Most likely have self esteem issues, which is why everything sucks to you the show is good deal with it
>>690805364
If they did the same thing in the book would it still suck? And how would you have done it smartass
>>690804091
nice logic anon
>>690805364
yes this yes
>>690794181
That's what I was thinking... why didn't he have a fucking huge club... he could have swatted 30 fucking men away with one swing...
>>690792796
this
rickon was fucking stupid
he just had to run ziczac and the arrow wouldt hae hit him
>>690805364
Episode is well received and people like it so you have to hate it, kys faggot no one likes you
>>690805856
Having a bunch of troops in one place is a strategic advantage when you're the height of a 3 story building. Picking them off one by one is tough cause he's so slow. Definitely would not have been trapped by troops three men deep.
Holy fuck that battle scene was one of the best mideval battle scenes I've ever seen in my life. Great camerawork and epic chaotic feel.
>>690792329
G8 b8 m8
>>690790073
Full Retard
Full Battle strategy planned.
Sansa said that their brother was as good as dead.
> Idiot brother run in a strait line and dies
> Jon looses his shit and just charge like an Idiot
> The rest charges like Idiots
> All the idiots forgot to give the giant a Fucking weapon
> Allowed to get pinned by fucking pikes
Just sad
>>690805520
I dont think anyone could fix the chapter past this point. It would have to be totally dropped and redone to force some sense in the proportions, the pacing, the time lapses... that wall of corpses... damn... that was some of the most stupid shits i've seen in a while. The "now we are romans" formation. That jon + giant "my friend" moment... damn... everything was just so cheesy, so cheap,...
>>690805374
You're probably an obese neckbeard who watches shows everyday and jerks off to Daenerys' cheesy speeches.
The best shows had a set path for a limited number of seasons whic is usualy around 5.
We're at 6 in GoT and the main threat that's been imminent from episode 1 is not even close.
I guess they're too busy shoving dragons down our throats untill the most retarded among the viewers get the point that fire kills whitewalkers and Daenerys has flying flamethrowers which equals her being the savior of the world along with that bastard Jesus in the north.
>>690806164
Definitely showed the confusion of battle and the horses were fucking intense.
That scene where a friendly horseman saves John from an enemy horseman - by broadsiding him full force - was fucking awesome. I cheered.
Cant wait for Bolton Ramsay to come back as a half eaten white walker. Hes gonna be even more badass than he was.
>>690805902
yeah it sucked. especially since rickon has been my gamertag since 2009 after i read the first books
my name theoughout sc2 and dota2
sad
>>690794278
>and the best he can do is fight barehanded?
Let's be honest, ripping men apart over their comrades is fucking demoralizing. A dozen some men out of the thousands could kill him even if he had armor; spilling shit, guts, and blood on men caused them to hesitate.
>>690794941
he looks like such an emo millenial faggot... i had a much different picture of him from the books.. like a big stringy long haired pot bellied sadist.
>>690796809
ned would have sacrificed his live for sansa without hesitation if needed
also what did sansa do to get ned killed?
she was naive as fuck but that geoffrey was a dick was not her vault
>>690793860
I was surprised by how good cercies boobs were and I think I missed this scene
>>690806504
So you never watch prequels?
>>690806477
A collegue told this morning "it stopped being a show and started being a movie"....
And fuck yeah. Hollywood drained it's hearth until there is nothing but a shell to show to normies.
>>690806504
Not obese and yeah you're right dany has gotten pretty lame i never really liked her women actors are pretty cringe and shes very predictable but Jon has a very compelling story dany needs to be killed off and Jon fights the white walkers and loses then bran just wargs back into his past self like with Hodor and stop himself from seeing Jamie fuck Cersei and causing this whole mess in the first place that would be a good ending in my opinion
>>690795781
Her pussy tastes like lemon cakes.
>>690806319
> All the idiots forgot to give the giant a Fucking weapon
this so fucking much
what happend to the spear shooting bow?
why not use a tree to krush enemys sauron style?
>>690795651
What are you fucking gay? Whatre you ? Yourza ad fagotr or soomepeel?
Am I the only one bothered about the fact that Sansa ran away on a horse, then Ramsey said something about not feeding dogs for 7 days and then at the end Sansa still heard that shit?
>>690803792
This
>Dat ass tho.
Who's army did little finger bring ?
Was it the lady's army that he threw into the moon roof ? A.D.D. Here.
>>690804475
Yeah they really tried to be realistic when the oppening battle scene has a guy pierce a teenager with an arrow from 300yds like he was made of jello.
>>690791217
yeah, offing the giant was a real bummer
it would have been cool to see him stomp ramsay to death like a sewer rat
>>690807417
>Who's army did little finger bring ?
his own
he is effectivley the lord of the vale by now
>>690806924
Cersei's walk of atonement was a body double. Lena Headey has smaller, perkier tits.
>>690807417
knights of the vale.
>>690807337
but sombody could just have told her moron
>>690804890
No, her tits are just flabby little eggplants. I've seen and felt much better tits in person.
>>690807426
the welsh longbow can in fact do that
the welsh and english longbowman could sent arrows clean throw a knight's armour with relative ease from a long distance away
that's how the british were able to bulldoze their way through medieval france so easily
>>690795513
she's hotter irl, same with gilly, but they ugly up gilly on purpose
>>690790073
ramsay finally went to the dogs...literally
-Rickon too fucking stupid to dodge the arrows, or at least make an effort
-Jon too fucking stupid by charging 6000 men alone
-The giant too fucking stupid to bring a weapon
-Sansa too fucking stupid to tell Jon about Littlefinger coming
-Ramsay too fucking stupid to let his archers kill his men
-Ramsay also too fucking stupid to shoot the giant instead of Jon
-The entire Snow army too fucking stupid by almost trampling their beloved "back from the dead" leader
Probably forgetting stuff too.
This episode could've been the best episode of the season, but this stupid shit just annoyed the crap out of me.
Ramsay died a cool death, but it could've been more satisfying in so many ways.
>>690807417
Effectively, yeah. That was the Knights of the Vale. They are the Army of Robin Arryn, that little kid that we saw in like the first episode who couldn't shoot an arrow. The lady that Littlefinger threw through the moon door was Robin's mother.
>>690790073
the show is honestly so shit now
they need to wait for the books to come out
Tactics/strategy in that battle was pure shit. Charging cavalry into cavalry, shooting your own men, not giving giant a log or w/e, getting surrounded by that shield wall.
And the heap of dead bodies was fucking stupid.
On terms of cinematography it was pretty noice.
>>690808807
books are for fags
>>690808506
Thanks for clearing that up. The vale meant nothing to me without a explanation. Now I don't have to go back and try to figure it out. Here's a pic of my girlfriends tits for your troubles.
>>690809284
boi
best titties so far
>>690808484
how did the two dragons jailbreak?
how did no one from the north saw the vale army marching?
y did ramsay shot his arrow at wun wun instead of jon?
ultimately there is no tension in the show now becuz of jon snow. he must have died for a reason in the books but there is no logical reason y he was killed n brought back
the show makers rnt gonna kill him the same season he was brought back so the whole fight was tensionless.
When Stannis died i lost interest in this shit ... they killed all real men with ned, tywin, rob, stannis, mormont etc. and now there are only fags left.
I just hope those holy faggots in kings landing get raped by the mountain ... laughed hard when he ripped of that head.
>>690811024
the dragons were freed by tyrone if i'm not wrong
>>690810505
>censores tits on /b
>>690811199
dubs don't lie
>>690811201
i couldn't find pic on google. i deleted the episode
>>690811199
Tyrone took the chains off the dragons like they were locked to a bike
>>690811598
>Tyrone
>>690790073
dogs don't start with the throat.
>>690811598
yeah really tyrone would have needed a fucking hydraulic hammer to unlock those shackles
>>690811598
so did they just fking dig a hole with a pickaxe at that exact moment? so fking stupid
>>690811722
kekd
>>690811781
I've known Tyrone to break the lock on many a bike. Nothing stands between Tyrone and stealing a bike
HAPPY SHITTING :)
Propably one of the best thing in season 6 - Samwells father.
laughed my ass of there.
Stanis did nothing wrong
>>690803343
the "I want him to come at us full tilt" really got me
>>690811831
They heard the shit goin down outside. Big bro screeching around the sky. So they put there whiskey away and broke the shit outta that wall to go rampage
>>690812061
Plus ripping clothes off the white women.
>>690798223
The wildling is actually called Osha.
>>690812400
damn she's hot
>>690811024
>there is no logical reason y he was killed n brought back
so he could leave the nightswatch without scarring his honour
>how did no one from the north saw the vale army marching?
they prohably did but news spread slowly in medevil times (exept for ravens but the guys that saw them prohably dont have trained ravens since they where peasants)
>y did ramsay shot his arrow at wun wun instead of jon?
he was dead anyway and wanted to hurt jon (was already said in this thread)
>>690812387
You know Tyrone?
>>690812606
I think everyone who lives in a Western nation city knows Tyrone.
>>690792329
>haha look at me i'm such a contrarian haha
>>690811024
>how did the two dragons jailbreak?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtaMA1eQyDs
![lKvgfEK[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/0PHBPTd.gif "lKvgfEK[1].gif")
anyone else think there is an enormous amount of sexual tension between sansa and john?
>>690812881
Tyrone helped them break their chains
>>690812977
No, not at all
>>690811330
show more
>>690791810
'twas?' Jesus christ.
>>690812573
You know what would have hurt Jon more? A fucking arrow to the head you fuckinrg idiot
>>690793564
Dog poop, revived..
Between Jon Snow and Davos, why the fuck was anyone in this iron age/medieval fucking show AT ALL surprised and successfully tricked into being encircled by a phalanx?
The show, as usual, was alright, with lots of stupid fucking details to get mad at if you thin about them more than incidentally.
Sansa is responsible for a shitload of dead wildlings and stark loyalists by failing to initally accept vale support and later failed to tell jon about it out of spite for the fact he wasn't the one who got raped by the psychopath or something? Anyway watching that faggot get eaten by dogs was cathartic anyway.
>>690813454
clapping
RIP Ramsay, best character
killed by one of the shittiest, most annoying, most boring character
>>690790073
Eliminate plot armor and your goddamn genius.
>books suck
>show sucks
>hack
>>690790073
Intense! One of the best battle scenes I have ever watched.
>>690813645
How would clapping hurt him more?
Your an idiot
>>690812400
>Osha
>sounds nothing like Asha
>in a british accent
kill yourself
>>690812881
break out of the walls u dim wit
>>690813558
also those burning crosses were CLEARLY COVERED WITH PETROLEUM DERIVATES
>>690813558
His death was too quick. Jon should have flayed him alive or given him Hoat the Goat's death.
>>690813796
12 yo detected
>>690813855
i was clapping at you
>>690792329
>>690814001
>>690814001
youre right but ramsay was a good character. i mean he was a lil shit but he wasnt badly written
>>690813878
Tyrion didn't close the door after he released them from the chains, you idiot.
>>690790073
John continue knowing nothing
>>690814053
For pointing out you're retardation
>>690813903
Shitty props aren't on the same level as your fucking retarded, forced dramatic device that nobody in their goddamn mind would ever fall for, but they DO so you can make the idiot read headed cunt useful by fixing the problem she created.
>>690790073
All i would add was an arrow to jon snow,not something that it would kill him but something to injure him.
>>690810505
This was horric for me. Hard to fap to her young form even though I know it's make-up.
This cannot be unseen...
>>690814053
That wasn't me.
Is it a sarcastic clap?
>>690790073
Over hyped piece of shit. Boring till the end of times. Yawn.
>>690814246
wow n they fking waited for days and days til the exact moment danny was flying over? fking retard
>>690801070
you can fuck off and all neil diamond
>>690803947
Türkmüsün sen ? Haha
>>690814295
what?
>>690814525
It was sais earlier. They heard the bid dragon screeching. Maybe it was a call even. Just let that be a reason and complain about some of the more obvious shit like fucking predictability throughout, and shit battle strategy
Kickass battle scenes tho
>>690814525
Learn how to spell, nigger.
>>690794324
She had to make sure Rickon died before LF arrived. That little faggot was in front of her in line for the Iron Throne. She wants a Stark in Kings Landing and she wants it to be her.
Anyone has a stream link or torrent?
jon snow was an incomptent tho
>>690803138
>meanwhile, after berric ate some steel, thoros just sprays & wipes
>>690802738
>mfw you are charge
The worst part of the episode was with the wide screen view of the dragons coming towards the ships they should have just dived down shooting fire at full speed. I feel like the fact they all came to a sudden stop and all attacked one ship with the gay dany line really sucked the energy out of that scene. That part was a mistake. It could have been much more epic.
>>690801917
WHI THE FUCK IS PEI MEI
Fuck boy, hoe I hate people like you...cite Alexander not so e randome whknows yellow man.
>>690816063
>this reference is over 12 years old
