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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>>690788888
>>690788784
not acid, hot water
>>690788589
Of course it's a nigger dick.
>>690788589
Well.
>>690789174
ànon pls whats the name of the winning guy
>>690788784
Not acid you dumb 9fag... its boiling water
>>690789393
>Axel Schulz
>>690788978
i'll never eat seeds ever again :I
>>690789688
fuckyou
>>690789506
kek
>>690790008
What?
>>690788589
in the fap folder it goes.
>>690790243
u can grow that hair back in 2-3 months so just fucking shave
>>690790138
Maybe they should have pointed out that the guy took a few acids tabs earlier.
Is it in Sweden?
>>690789506
Demolishing roofs is the worst part of any demo imo. My wife did one solo last summer, and I had to call her several times per day just to check that she hadn't collapsed the damn thing while on or under part of it.
Fucking roofs.
>>690789999
checked
>>690790300
man, this video + the neckbeard egg copypasta is kek material
>>690790250
How the fuck bad at crane work do you have to be to not understand what was going to happen?
>>690788589
How do you even get that to happen?
>>690790933
You wife is a construction worker? What's her name: Horst?
>>690791218
Chronic Necrophilia?
>>690791218
Be a nigger
>can't afford tuition free college
>can't afford public health care
>can afford this
>>690791443
So he is macho because he doesn't give a fuck about sucking a dick?
>>690791814
>>can afford this
Insurance my boy
>>690791443
We're both 'handimen' for hire on off-hours from our day jobs. If you want it done and it requires minimum of papers we'll get it done. Demolishon, some electric work, truck driving, cleaning, landscaping and more.
And we're both bureaucrats between eight and four. Happily contributing to the unemployment rate by having two jobs that both pay well.
>>690788978
lol.
Keep chewing.
This has to be fake. The ammo line is much longer then the clip.
>>690790243
sandniggers are disgusting
>>690789174
typical low shoulder faggot
>>690791218
>uncut master race
>>690792113
Ever hear of a double stack mag?
>>690790300
>but you have to eat this
>>690792018
>Insurance my boy
Nobody insures military aircraft. Especially when they are used for aerial acrobatics.
>>690792113
>gun control supporter spotted
funfact, the rounds dont sit in the magazine in a single column, their usually staggered
like the dots below but a lot closer together
.
.
.
>go learn about guns instead of being a dumbass
>>690792022
do you have the webm where some guy makes whiskey with a cigar and shit?
>>690792347
Ever heard of being new?
>>690792113
>>690790933
This is satisfying af
![[shitposting external].webm](https://i.imgur.com/1NY3ecg.jpg "[shitposting external].webm")
>>690792018
usually military doesn't have insurance.
For any big organization not having insurance and just paying for what comes is usually cheaper than having insurance.
Just think about it: Insurance companies make money. if you take a thousand insured people as a whole they are losing money on paying for insurance. For the individual buying insurance is a safe guard so that you don't get screwed if its your house that burns. But proabably your house won't be the one burning.
For large organizations they ARE those thousand people and thus will only lose money on buying insurance.
>>690790759
I got everything except the third thing with the plate. What was that?
>>690792534
>>690792113
Holy fuck you best be trolling. Do you not know that 30 round STANAG magazines are double stack? It means there are two columns of cartridges. Thats how you fit 30 rounds in a magazine that short.
Also
>Clip
RRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
t. Visiting /k/ommando
>>690792560
here you go
>>690792113
Ammo isnt stocked in a straight line
>>690792113
because this deserves an explanation, not just flaming
>>690792717
The proper term is mongoloid
>>690792737
Did you read the file name?
>>690789174
that guy looks like squidward when he got hit with the door
>>690792858
nice, thanks anon
>>690792534
>>690792584
>>690792809
>>690792869
>>690792870
>filename.webm
Newfags.
>>690792717
mom's_spaghetti.mpg
>>690792870
>>690792869
>>690792347
>>690792809
Hello summerfags
>>690788589
>>690788589 .
nomnom
>>690788589
jesus fuck
>>690790138
heard him on radio, the other day, fucking retarded idiot, yea sorry to say from sweden.
>>690792858
>Drinks aimed at poor people who are pretending to be rich for a weekend
Anyone with real money wouldn't buy something stupid like that, they'd just got a bottle of the 5 figure stuff off the top shelf.
>>690792858
man fuck yeah, i'd love to try that at least once
>>690792375
fuck u anon
>>690789578
might as well be acid
>>690792453
wtf is wrong with her!?
I want this
>>690789688
Just gonna film this poor drunk old dude.
Sure he's drunk but come on. Degenerate world.
Where did all the samaritans go
>>690790300
story ?
>>690793757
Anyone with real money buys that shit for the entertainment value.
>>690792957
since when do you suck up crack into your mouth and not your nose?
>>690793606
>heard him on radio,
Since you are so few it's easy to stick out.
>>690792453
That's like Chinese autism.
>>690792453
Oh god what's her problem
>>690788978
A hammer may have been a bit much.
>>690794371
thanks. Lol'd
>>690793156
I need that tongue on my cock
>>690794072
My guess is that in Russia that is a daily sight and considered no reason to worry.
Someone should help him but at the end of the day his is "just" drunk not having a medical emergency. There isn't much you can do anyway. He has to sober up. You could call the cops but they will put him in a drunk tank.
>>690792375
asshole
>>690792737
Its a Dab kinda
>>690792022
>demolishon
>>690794813
You don't fuck around with the Japanese when it comes to politeness. They'll stab their best friend to death if he isn't polite enough.
>>690788589
>>690788978
where this at, china? or is that like a cosplayer
>>690795046
demolition? English is my third or fourth language. Give me a break.
>>690788589
>be me
>be drinking a red bull while watching OP's webm
>reflect on how nothing shocks me anymore
Always take care of your dick, /b/ros.
>>690789688
does that dude have RLS?
>>690789306
>
that will never grow back
>>690793099
kek
check
>>690792347
>>690792534
>>690792584
>>690792809
>>690792869
>>690792870
Read the file name.
Or did i just get le epic tolled?
>>690790243
NOOOOO FUCKING NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE
>>690795209
They forgot yo momma's ass at the end.
>>690790300
hahaha this is amazing
>>690796069
Oh yeah thats real smart
play with your hernia.
>>690792022
Keep your greasy yellow fingers off my ice, slope.
>>690796239
fuck that shit.
I will go cave exploring but never, EVER will I go through a squeeze
ever
>>690796239
does he died tho?
>>690792453
>>690793905
Tourette syndrome
>>690790974
Das cool
>>690793905
tourette
>>690796774
damn that's a shit version of tourettes
>>690794091
she has to eat all the eggs
>>690796645
Thats fucking adorable.
idc if my fap was ruined with this hottie.
Or I'd tell her to keep going and fucking lol
>>690788784
>dat bonk
>>690797157
feminist art
>>690797105
So much kek
>>690789873
Would have beat the shit out of the kid... could have lost an arm because stoner there could not walk straight
>>690796239
nuh uh.nope.png
>>690797157
Why does shit like this never happen where I live?!
>>690793933
I had that once
>>690793156
jeez.. tongue-kissing with her must be increatible
>>690797157
start fapping to her and jizz on the canvas
call it art
>>690795069
Hey I am all for politeness. I wish people would throw down on others in the US who are less than polite in public. So many degenerate belligerent asshole brosefs running amok these days. I'm just saying maaaybe a blackjack or baton. Something with a little less skullcracking.
I'm not arguing he was a little shit and deserved some regulation. But I get that tho. Probably knew it'd happen. Should have known better.
nmd
>>690789999
wasted
>>690790243
Shave head bare then soak in alcohol.
>>690792347
>>690792534
>falling for low quality bait
sure is summer here
>>690788978
It's fake. Made by a government civil service department to spread awareness that you shouldn't believe everything you seen on the internet.
>>690792858
>Nerve gas
>>690790138
If he gets off this much on a fucking flower, imagine when he finally fucks someone else
>>690789393
Alexnder Emelianenko brother of the legendary Fedor Emelianenko btw. those are russian prison tattoos you have to earn each and every one of them. Guy is currently in jail for rape tho.
>>690792375
fck you
>>690797157
did she just fire off a clot-rocket?
>>690798377
fuck dude, OP said no porn. Now I'm hard.
>>690790300
Good one mate
>>690798377
That got a little gay towards the end.
>>690798475
why? whats wrong with that webm?
>>690798675
Anymore?
>>690797157
a feminist taking a shit on two billy mays ladders- legitimate art.
>>690793933
the original mad fold-in?
>>690788589
Why do ducks always look the same? Because they are ducks nigger.
>>690796959
Hey, Vsauce here
>>690798722
kek
>>690799066
Huh.
Even black Vulcans run on impulse.
>>690789393
Alexander Emelianenko, has a brother by the name of Fedor, possible the toughest man on the planet
>>690798377
more
>>690799344
more plz
>>690789174
Fucking Alexander emelianenko
>>690793444
Kek'd and check'd.
>>690796521
and they call americans greedy
>>690792858
>Here you go, that would be 3 bucks, please
>>690789506
>"this is my life now"
>>690788589
They're niggers, thats how. They'll fuck anything
>>690788589
necrophilia
someone post the helicopter loading stuff onto a truck
>>690793716
hawt
>whore can't even help but swing her hips a bit as she walks away
Better with sound:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InR7tip2Izk
>>690797870
still a bomb video tho
>>690790933
i can watch that everytime. skills and pride of work.
>>690796069
9/10 very good but you can still see the errors in the animation
>>690797870
Wow, China's government would do that?
In the US, the government would rather encourage you to believe everything you see at face value
>>690788589
>non-porn webms
>posts porn
>>690796645
Anyone have source on that?
>>690789688
And nobody helped him? What a fuckers!
>>690798675
this is bullshit
>>690802026
everyone likes dick now anon <3
>>690791218
probably homeless, nowhere to clean his cock and no way of seeking medical attention. probably started with a small cut that got infected
>>690800909
was he trying to bomb the cops or why was that happening
>>690802360
>>690799289
fucking kek
>>690799344
Thats why im pc
>>690798439
what an alpha
>>690798675
name
>>690792375
son of a bitch
>>690803349
looks like it's CG
pretty cool
>>690790138
(moaning)
>>690797157
milo moiré
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milo_Moir%C3%A9
>>690796069
EXPLAIN
>>690803349
that's a squirrel you fucking retard
>>690803477
Thats a kangaroo dumbass
>>690791848
Nothing straighter than being so comfortable with your sexuality, that you could suck your mates dick.
>>690788589
this happens if you fuck niggers
>>690793716
Didn't change gloves :|
This is now a loli thread.
>>690790759
welp...at least she's not going to church like the rest of the old crows, praying to some delusion for fear of death.
>>690803971
>>690803834
No this is a squirrel.
>>690797157
why is this crap allowed
>>690797870
Haha
>>690802781
Who the fuck releases a maine coon and lets it barbarize? Those are one of the most expensive breeds
>>690803971
fine by me
but only loli webms
>>690803973
fucking kek'd at this one
>>690790974
if looks stoopid but it works...
>>690795376
justified cop shooting.
>>690798675
>>690792802
why does the first guy not drop dead from the shots?
>>690805105
How does one explain his way out of this...
>>690789306
Sank yewh Poppa san or brother san
or Cuck-San
>>690792347
>>690792534
>>690792584
>>690792809
>>690792869
>>690792870
kek look at all the gun nut retards cumming in their pants at the opportunity to share some useless knowledge about guns
>>690799869
> Okay Demsy, news crew is coming, look busy
> okay, I can do this
> shit wrong wrench, better play it off cool
>>690792802
fuck this niggs
>>690788589
hahahaha cauliflower!
>>690788589
CIRCUMCISION WENT WRONG
Take that cut faggots
>>690795376
Welcome to South of the river bruv!
>>690793716
Bonner plz stop
>>690803835
Im pretty sure those are deer dude. Dont get your facts of wikipedia next time.
>>690805321
he died
>>690805415
>>690804518
Any more like these?
loli gif tax
>>690790300
>bowl of eggs
Kek!
