Waifu claiming thread
The rules are simple:
>Claim your 2D waifu
>Post pics of your waifu
>Insult other waifus
>Discuss stuff
>Keep RP and ERP to an absolute minimum
>Naps are NOT a good idea.
>Post fitting, no over-sexualised content
>Most important: Have fun!
Tristana Claimed
Alls my life I has to fight, nigga.
I just made one too. Refreshed and saw yours.
Hey
Propaganda claimed
>>690740053
>Rattle rattle
Good morning Sachi
Yo
I'll just keep claiming Hanako, because she is awesome
>>690740053
Oh I'm not the only one who played this !
I did only Amane's route yet
>>690740090
Kendrick Lamar is pretty cool.
Loved both MAAD city and to pimp a butterfly.
>>690740283
>Undertalefag spotted
Loved it too tho
>>690739438
not much (i rarely play my 3DS nowdays). I got Pokemon Y and Shantae but that's about it.
>play ranked?
>>690739906
What is this? A fur thread?
Oh look. Another shitposter.
How many threads guys?
Im thinking 3.
>>690740676
Lol
>>690740637
Hey Kazuki. What's up?
>>690740158
You're the best Rory. We can count on you as well. The share b fail was me
>>690740381
Oh hai
>>690740394
She's yours and yours alone, unless steal then sorry lass
>>690740043
>>690740053
>>690740085
Hello there
>>690740584
Ranked games on league if you play that is
>>690740637
Nein, but there's another waifu missing a limb just like you
>>690740711
none of you faggots can have her
>>690740797
You weren't here last night.
>>690740832
Roll
>>690740676
I think that was the same one as yesterday so I'll go with 4
>>690740832
Rolling
>>690740832
what
i have mine already
>>690740851
Define last night. Because I've been here for over 12 hours.
>>690740832
Rollerino
claimed
Did I miss anything?
>>690740913
what did I asked you last thread, my kindly chara?
>>690740676
4-5 at the absolute most.
>>690740766
sorry, i posted that wrong. i was responding to you asking if i play ranked. i don't play ranked much, even back when i was playing it. If you mean Theaterythm that is
>>690740943
Sorry I've lost sense of time I only woke up at 9:30 pm
>>690740984
nope
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Htp4JtKLneM
>>690740986
Eh, but betting on how long he'll be here doesn't count!
>>690740984
not really.
>>690740984
We have another shitposter.
>>690741025
You're new at this, aren't you?
>>690741092
Just makes it worse
>>690741126
Eat my cock dweeb weeb
>>690741092
don't fuck with me boi.
be careful around those called jerks.
>>690740766
Hello again Tris
>>690740913
And hello to you chara
>>690741186
Ooh, I totes haven't heard that before. Hit me right in my heart it did.
>>690741201
Fine, fine, I'll stop.
>>690741230
Morning Yuuko!
You're here early?
>>690740832
https://youtu.be/V1YRu2pqK3g
>>690741294
Don't be too upset.
>>690741072
Relaxing.
>>690741347
Im bawling my eyes out darling
>>690741324
Why are you ignoring me, good sir?
>>690740495
>>690741023
Theaterhythm? I love rhythm games; unfortunately I'm not great at it
>>690741401
Post lewd Rory? I'll think about leaving for the day.
>>690741401
You got fukkin burnt kiddo. Time to get off
>>690740381
How's this for a night gown?
claimed....
>>690741459
You have Google and a clearly functioning arm
>have some tease
>>690741296
I am unusually early.
Woke up at 2 am and trying to ride through my day.
You seem enjoyably chipper at this time.
Must be all the chocolate
>>690741525
But im shitposting.
>>690741430
Oh, I just didn't feel like there was anything to add to your comment is all.
I too like Kendrick Lamar quite a bit, I'm a real big fan of free and contemporary jazz, so I appreciated TPAB to no end.
>>690740758
Ayy
Eh notin much is going on, just doing my dayly internet browsing session
You?
>>690740766
Well you do look lije a miget furry
And im not missin anything
>>690741566
So? Maybe you should stop and fap.
>>690741654
Maybe, maybe if you continue to post.
>>690741539
I wish, I got zero chocolate in me right now, but I'm playing Kingdom Hearts.
Also the fact that I finally have a job is aiding to my good mood.
Why did you wake up that early?
>>690741522
KAGAMI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
what happend?
you seem aggravated
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rd-oCyQZiKo
>>690741591
Oh, I tought that's what you meant when you said "Alls my life I has to fight, nigga."
>>690741609
Like, yes, but sadly that's as far as it goes
She's not a midget... she's a yordle
>>690741697
Oh, did you like that one?
>>690741609
Ehh being lazy lazy. Back to messing around on /waifu/ all day and all night. Happy to be back too.
Nice to see you around again, i don't know if you've been on less or if i've been missing you because my hours lately.
>>690740373
>rattle rattle
hey shizuru what up?
>>690740489
yeah, I thought Amanes route was pretty good
>>690740766
hello
>>690740637
M'Claw
>>690741794
sauce you mother fucker i will spank your ass cheeks so hard
>>690741794
I remember that scene
alright, you win. Megumin claimed
>>690741850
Episode 9 of the anime
>>690741750
hey chen, im not aggravated, i didn't sleep yesterday so im a feeling a little blegh..
how's everything with you??
>>690741750
It's a great song.
Uh, how are you then?
>>690741925
what animu?
>>690741750
i like that song too, you have really good taste chen
>kagami
>>690741988
Gate, fuckstick.
>>690741933
i don't know.
pretty good, just listening to some music I guess.
i don't know why, but I can't stay without it.
it seems odd.
maybe you should get more sleep?
>>690742033
thank you, i dont care what these niggas say about you, youre a pretty cool guy
>>690741846
Same old. Up late and loving it. How about you?
>Rattle rattle
>>690741522
Kagami....
>>690741712
Poor nap management
Don't take them at 9:30 Pm
>>690741762
So a short furry?
>>690741816
No i rarely stop by
I dobt have enough patience to stick around too long and i usualy loose threads and accidentally close them
>>690741846
Maid!
Yea Amanes route is up there
>>690741436
Holy shit i just realized i fucked everything up. im assuming you're Tristana?. I thought you were chara asking me if i play ranked in theaterythm ( don't even remember if it had ranked or not). I must be really fucking tired right now.
But no, i don't play ranked in League. I'm going to wait until i'm decent against other human players before i start ranked.
>>690742088
He called you a fuckstick.
>>690742088
Thanks my man.
Checked 88
>>690742033
Is she from Switzerland?
>Tristana
>>690742050
i would, but i gotta go to work lol, and tonight will probably be a repeat
music is good to listen too, it can put you in great moods
>>690742128
hey yuuko, how are things??
>>690742200
Definitely.
>>690741956
i'm fine, I guess.
except that outside is 32 C and is sooooo hot, probably i'll go and buy a bottle of milk or something.
How about you?
>>690742021
thank you kagami, i can say the same to you
>>690742201
>music is good to listen too, it can put you in great moods
or just embrace the sitty moods.
>>690742128
A nap at 9:30 pm? That's when my parents go to sleep.
>>690742163
and I was wondering why you didn't reply to me kek. Nah, it only had an online play mode. No ranked
>>690742284
>32C
>Hot
Pick one. Ive had to work in kitchens in 40C outside.
Good Morning. Whats everyone up to today?
Im drinking coffee and reading dumb shit on the internet
>>690742284
It's 36 degrees C here. and I just got done with a long drive downtown. I'm sweaty as pig, so I'll just go have a shower.
>>690742151
You're short. As I said before though about the like part. Agreed on the furry, I had other ideas of who to pick, but well here I am and here I remain with
>>690742163
It's fine don't worry of it. When you play ranked, may the salt not guide thee
>>690742278
Supahot
>>690740525
Hey! Get your hands off my tanku waifu!
>The schwanz becomes erect with fury
>It lashes out powrefully and tears through the clothes
>It smacks between the man's legs and crushes his balls
>It also catapults him into space where no one can hear him scream
>The schwanz is thrust passionly into the tank turret
Oooohhhhhhh yeeeeeaaaahhhh! (in the voice of the kool aid man having the powreful ograsm)
>I edgeaculate regally into the tank uturret
>torrents of the rich cream good time seamin go into one turret and out the other
>the tanku waifu is arrested for torrenting
>prison rapists are afraid to touch the tanku waifu for fear of being launched into space
Ahhhhh! It is good to be the king! The schwanz king! ^,^
>>690742415
Rory, why are you posting your ass though?
>>690742201
Things are fine on my end beautiful
You have fun at work if you can.
>>690742344
I've grown old.
I must suck as much life as a can from others like you~
>>690742432
Morning
>>690741956
You're getting better at the conversation thing, kek.
>>690742284
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1knh-_SYrfQ
yeah...that's a little hard for me to do lol, i've always tried to distract myself somehow, or my mind wanders
>>690742573
thanks, i hope you have a good day too yuuko
>>690742415
>32°C not being hot
Are you fucking shitting me Rory? Don't you bake your shit on a rock in the sun with that kind of heat?
I consider it hot weather when the temperature is higher than 15 °C
>>690742550
No idea. Its what came up I guess.
>>690742432
Hey Lucy
or should I say Shino lol
Internet is super shit, takes me many tries to upload one post, so I'm just lurking for now.
Enjoy your morning!
>>690742581
Am I? Maybe a bit.
Just trying to be friendly i guess.
>>690742495
Were is that furry from anyways?
>>690742573
>I must suck as much life as I can from other like you
This... is... lewd...
>>690742151
I see i see...
I kind of get what you mean.
What've you been doing with your time then? Anything?
>>690742487
take your time
i hate summer when im not at the beach or some pool
you just wish to take of your skin
>>690742581
>speaking with the most hated waifu
>>690742344
what a good boi
>>690742676
this sounds very good, thanks for sharing, kagami
except for the loud ass fucking drums i had my headphones at maximum
>>690742681
Liar. You want to give me your waifu's ass.
>>690742677
I consider 37-38C to need an AC. Remember where I live.
>this city in particular
>winter can still sometimes hit 20C days
>while diving to -6C at night
>>690742499
Oh ho, greeting schwantz king!
Well, I think shitposters fapping.
>>690742718
Omg im getting a blonde shino ohayo supposedly!!@! possibly one blonde one black
its gonna be so funny.
My internets out too i connected my macbook to my phone its lame but surprisingly works well. I was able to play overwatch last night off my ps4 through my mobile hotspot with no lag.
by the way
schwantz king is konota
>>690742894
lol, thanks chen, i hope you're day is a good one
>>690742344
>i
okay, i must've been thinking about something else then.
>>690742415
other than some freezers my IGA's warehouse doesn't have air conditioning so i have to move around boxes full of heavy shit in those temps. I know how you feel
>>690742495
I've already had a fair share of salt in even bot matches. i know how to deal with it
>y dint u save me fkr?
>don hlp me ashol fukk off
I'm going to sleep. i'm quite tired after all the aspirin i just took. goodnight y'all
>Sandworms
>i love 'em
>>690742995
How can konata be schwantz king when I am?
>>690742123
nice
pretty much the same for me accept waking up earlier
>rattle rattle
>>690742995
;o
konata why
>>690742859
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>>690743069
Goodnight
>>690742837
League of Legends. MOBA game
>>690742894
>most hated waifu
But that's me!
you are most popular, remember?
How did you do on exams?
>>690742920
kekeke, who's making it for you? Makoto or Akiko?
Phone hotspot is usually pretty good speed, I use it to post sometimes, like now since work net won't let me post fucking anything.
>>690743069
Sleep tight
>>690743069
good night girl
>>690743032
thanks konota
same to you
>>690742878
Killing time i guess
Not many ideas left
>>690743203
Oh right we had another one from that
>>690743069
Goodnight Jenny!
>>690743141
3lewd5me
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>>690743253
no no no no
fine i guess
>>690743253
akikio. But im like 20th in the que so it wont be for awhile. But im grateful none the less. Last night me and maki were playing overwatch and i was rockin mei and i froze like 5 of the other team with her ulti. Fuckin mcreedy pops out "its high noon " raped. it was excellent. Sorry im all over the place conversationally just jacked on coffee
>>690743312
konata....
I have to leave, sorry!
Bye guys, have a nice day!
>>690743314
I see i see... And how's your health?
>>690743583
shit
kagami
sorry
i've read this >>690742995 and my mind just messed up the names
>>690742909
Ohayo gozaimasu Rory-sama!
Hopefully shitposter-chans have the fragrant overwhaleming good time fap! ^,^
>>690743674
no you're good, i know what you meant lol, that wasn't the reason...
http://www.prequeladventure.com/2011/03/prequel-begin/
Read this webcomic.
Love it.
>>690743717
I think they are.
>Rory-sama
>>690743738
but, what was the reason?
>>690742859
QOTT
If you had suck dick to revert to your youth, would ya?
>>690743641
3 or so months
Oh well cant do much now
Might just off myself so i dont have to be on life support again
>>690743872
it's nothing
>>690743069
Take care robot. Careful with the aspirin, I think there's some unwanted damages from it
>>690739906
Something that's always bothered me about these threads is the requirement that content be "fitting" and "not-oversexualized". What the fuck is "fitting" content? What is he implication here? Who determines what is and is not fitting and why weren't they more explicit about it?
>>690743958
come on
dont be shy!!
>>690744011
Not porn
Thats about it
>>690744011
Hello question poster!
>I line up with a waifu
>The schwanz is vigorously thrust into waifu-chan's vagoo
It fits! The schwanz is fitting!
>I get another waifu and line up
>It does not fit in the vagoo
>The schwanz is thrust into the butt, and the anus
It fits! The schwanz is fitting in the waifu! ^,^
>I defecate majestically and go back to humping the waifus until the powreful ograsm
>>690740090
you.
how did you get your trip to work?
i cant figure it the fuck out...
>>690744433
Generally speaking, use Trip Explorer or whatever program you want, try to avoid weird characters especially Japanese letters and test your trip out here:
>http://desktopthread.com/tripcode.php
