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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Look at my balls! LOOK!!
>>690725381
no you
>>690725381
Much more lively today than yesterday.
>>690725776
it's because we're getting all touchy feely and emotions and stuff
everyone must have finished fapping
>>690725485
we didn't catch anything when we went squidding, but we did catch something one time when we went fishing in a river, can't remember what it was though
Army/fish guy
>>690725873
horsecock is better
>>690725838
I rarely jerk it. I just like the stuff.
>>690725381
I can't see them well enough, better rub them on my face!
>>690725857
river fishing is good
every year i fish during the king salmon runs here in washington state, those fuckers are huge and taste great
>>690725838
I talk about fishing, cars and the military dude. Plus anything else that I find interesting. Feelings... not so much.
>>690726027
sounds like a story and a half that you got to tell
I've wasted soo much time on these fur threads tonight.
>>690725958
are those easy to catch?
sorry if I seem a bit short today, I'm playing MGSV between posts
>>690725918
I was trying to be relevant to one of the conversations.
>>690726078
>Tonight
Man ive been doing this shit for years.
>>690726175
You poor soul.
>>690726078
Let the faggotry consume you
>>690726240
>>690725958
Never got to catch Pacific Salmon, but one of my buddies caught it all the time when he went back up to Alaska. Sent me down some smoked stuff. So good!
>>690726141
fuck no, those fuckers are 40lb of fighting muscle that rely purely on instinct and adrenaline (or whatever the fish equivalent is) as they're heading up the rivers to spawn and you'll be up to your chest trying to land one for a solid 15 minutes
>>690726289
shit i forgot text.
How can i become what i already am?
>>690726289
why would you go through the trouble of modifying that so you can repost it?
>>690726289
>>690726405
You just become extra faggot
>>690726348
We're just starting to get our Atlantic Salmon back. Ruined the rivers with our mills during the American Industrial Revolution.
>>690726492
hell if i know. The coffee hasn't kicked in yet.
>>690726348
sounds like an unusual way to catch a fish, there's a lot of them though isn't there?
>>690726687
forgot pic
I can't remember what i've posted in the last three threads. Prepare for some dupes.
>>690726237
Meh
>>690726687
With larger fish you sometimes have to go into the river. Give until they're tired then reel them in.
>>690726851
oh cool, I did have another pic of multiple guys presenting.
>>690726687
What's so unusual about going down to the river to catch fish? Unless it's the 'up to your chest' part?
You don't START there, you start on the bank. That's just where the fucker drags you if he's tough enough.
>>690726900
I guess it's worth it for how good they taste, isn't it?
>>690726687
It's a lot of work with the strong ones.
>>690726348
I wanna try too.
I can't say that the rainbow trouts that I'm preying upon are hard to catch, you just need to find out what insects they like the most.
>>690726687
Also, the runs can be sparse or the runs can be large, they happen frequently over the course of a few weeks in mid-late summer. Whenever a small school starts shooting up the river, you can see the surface of the water start deforming from their sheer size and speed, given the river is mellow enough and it's a relatively flat area.
>>690727093
I could never get in to fly fishing. Too much idle effort. I'd rather sit there and drink my beer until something pulls me off my ass and spills my beer.
>>690727228
Well with them you can either fly fish or search for the cluster of fish and throw your live insect right into their face.
I mostly use crickets that I stole from my lizard or my bearded dragons, they are too lazy to eat them under the rocks or in the caves so they reproduce like hell.
>>690726989
Army guy btw, seafood/freshwater fish is my favorite form of protein. Always worth it. Plus it's fun and good exercise (if you're river fishing for big stuff). The same thing happens while ocean fishing too.
>>690727000
Nice one Thanks!
>>690725381
This thread smells like smegma, cheetos, and virginity.
>>690727537
np
>>690727609
yarp
>>690726988
the up to your chest part
>>690727155
that's pretty crazy
>>690727523
it definitely sounds like a good form of exercise, what else do you do during your vacation time?
>>690727609
as is tradition
>>690727609
Able, disable, gay or straight, you can make it here in america!
>>690726956
Those look like sex slaves.
>>690727748
Dicks on faces :3
>>690726989
>>690727523
I fish in the ocean much more though.
Other person probably knows much more about river fishing.
>>690727609
You got the virginity one right.
>>690727811
Faces under dicks.
>>690727697
Really, being anywhere from slightly buzzed to pretty hammered just adds to the experience.
Just sitting there drinking beer on a foggy tuesday morning can be pretty nice, and trying to drag any salmon in while you're having trouble standing is an experience in and of itself.
>>690727811
This is the closest i have
>>690727930
Sign me up! ^_^
>>690727811
More dicks on faces
>>690727878
I seem to have anons mixed up, you're army guy?
>>690727952
sounds like it could easily be very funny
>>690727697
I enjoy hiking, swimming, drinking, barbecuing, and driving while on vacation. There are others, but I'm drunk so I can't think of them at the moment.
>>690728269
yup, and if you don't catch anything then at least you got drunk
>>690727788
That's it
>>690728228
>>690728449
coolio
>>690728333
do you do much hiking?
>>690728358
or you could just cut the fishing part out and just drink
>>690728228
The thought of rubbing my face against a nice dick drives me wild
>>690728578
if i cut out the fishing then it's just sad and depressingq
>>690728269
I'm army guy, I've done both river and ocean fishing, but I usually fish in the ocean, being by the coast and all. I've been watching the other persons posts and he seems like he has more experience with river fishing. It doesn't happen as often in the northeast US. Not enough big fish.
>>690728633
You and me both
>>690728449
Where can you buy such a skirt?
fatboy
>>690728785
It's been a very long time but I shall try to find it, I never throw away anything money related, should have the bill lying around somewhere.
>>690728639
only if you let it be
>>690728668
I don't know a huge about fishing, let alone in the US, it's interesting to read nonetheless
>>690728986
>>690728785
http://www.luulla.com/product/289946/free-ship-pink-galaxy-print-pleated-mini-skater-skirt---1850121160
It's that one, though I did not find the site that I bought it from a while ago.
>>690728906
>>690728578
When I was in North Carolina I hiked the Smoky's. I hiked the White Mountains plus other areas back where I'm from. Mt. Whitney in Cali, and other smaller ones. One of the most hiked mountains in the world is Mt, Monadnock in New Hampshire, US. Good starter mountain.
>>690729152
Thanks mate
>>690729152
>aud
>>690729152
>>690728785
And that's the bigger skirt like counterpart to it that I also have to have!
https://www.etsy.com/listing/122005833/galaxy-skirt-cosmic-nebula-skater-flippy?ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=galaxy%20skirt&ref=sr_gallery_3
>>690729242
You are most welcome.
>>690728906
The new improved "faceS on dick"
>>690729360
>aud?
>>690729043
more evoo
>>690728639
Military here; you found something you like. Keep fishing. Even if you don't like other facets of your life you have fishing, and through that you can find other interests.
>>690729492
didn't finish my post
i don't live in ausland, i guess i'll just find it somewhere else
>>690729532
Fishing was my only escape while I was stuck in my shitty town working a shitty cnc machine. It's fun so I still do it, but I like my life now.
I just have to find a job as a programmer and move further south and I'll be golden.
>>690729167
have you been up through the flatirons in colorado? those look pretty cool
>>690729538
where in ausland?
Would /b/ fuck my ass?
>>690729538
I'm in Austria.
As I said, the site that I originally bought it from does not seem to have it anymore, good luck finding it though~
>>690729427
Oh my! :3
>>690729748
>i don't live in ausland
>>690729750
It's a great looking ass!
>>690729750
I would if my dick worked and I felt like it. Neither of those things are likely to happen.
>>690729856
I'm sorry, I forgot how to read
>>690729652
I'm just trying to get an idea. Population of town? Location compared to coast? Do you want to move to Cali? And if so, where are the jobs there that could offer you something.
I didn't do it, officer
>>690730243
Do what?
>>690729748
I've never been to Colorado, I've only heard about it from friends. Those mountains are very young and still growing. I haven't hiked too many like that before.
>>690729652
I'm trying to give you some sort of help on /b. This is rare, take advantage of it.
>>690730316
that's believable, most of the continent is comparatively young
>>690730510
my mistake there, that's not correct
>>690730014
Town pop is ~1800. An hour from the coast, but the coast here is the puget sound. I'd rather not move to california as seattle is pretty close by and has lots of opportunity. Pretty much anywhere as I am a computer programmer/engineer.
>>690730510
The mountains I grew up with are actually some of the older mountains in the world. The Appalachians.
Fucking beta fur fags
>>690730797
huh, I didn't realise those were the oldest
>>690730474
Though I wouldn't be against moving.
>>690730679
Wow! Your population is smaller than my high school graduation class, just barely.I didn't grow up in a city though. I was right on the edge, lived in the middle of the woods right on the edge of the high school district. If you're feeling stuck try and look for a job somewhat close. Pretend to be confident even when you don't feel it's possible. Look at everything you have done and form it in a way that can look positive to potential employers. There are websites devoted to it. Form a resume using only positives, but don't be particular. You need to do the same thing when it comes to interviews. Don't be personal to start out with. Let them learn. Make them want to learn about you. You have value, make them want to know what that value is.
>>690731024
one of the oldest. There isn't really a definitive way to tell exactly. carbon dating only gives a range as far as I know.
>>690731443
Oh, I'm already past all that. I'm out and about looking for jobs in seattle. I have a resume and linkedin ready and I spent all day yesterday writing cover letters and sending emails.
>>690731024
because they're not, there's a mountain range in Western Australia and one in South Africa that are both over 3 billion years old
>>690731562
radiometric dating of super heavy radioactive elements in the minerals making up the rocks works, as does using known index fossils, we can get a fairly accurate estimate of the age of the rocks. Though these far out-date fossils so that's pointless in this case
>>690731639
Nice! That post just made it sound very depressing. Try some government contractors. They are usually pretty solid. Boeing's largest facility is near you.
>>690731934
Eh, that doesn't sound fun at all. I'd rather make video games.
guess who just spent a week having unprotected sex in vegas
>>690732126
Not me, that's all I need to know.
>>690732126
Your mother?
>>690732215
>>690732173
close butt not correct
>>690732126
Might wanna make a doctor's appointment to get checked...
>>690732126
>Guess who just got herpes in vegas?
>>690732006
Sometimes you can learn from other facilities. Video games all have physics engines. You can learn new things about them through these other companies. They don't have to be your end game. Use them as a starting pad. If you can't get the exact job you want, try to find one that may be able to help you do so or at least give you some experience to further your cause.
>>690732371
>>690732313
>implying I don't already have herpes and HIV
>>690732445
I've only been on the hunt since friday.
>>690732542
>guess who gave herpes to a bunch of strippers
>>690732591
>implying they were strippers
>>690731866
I said some of the older mountains, not the oldest. They're my favorite though. Lots of wild life. The terrain is smoother than the newer ones, and the views are still fantastic.
>>690732762
Do you have protected sex with someone as well?
>>690732547
All I have to say is keep your options open, keep them broad, you never know where they'll lead you.
>>690732768
I was correcting myself with that, not replying to you
>>690732871
not lately
>>690733026
Would you still do it?
Or is it obsolete now anyways?
>>690732126
prostitutes are nothing to brag about kek
>>690732547
Every new job experience whether it ends well or not can be positive. Just apply it to what you want to do. Just because you have a job doesn't mean you can't go looking for others; as I think you know. Always easier to find a new job when you already have one I think.
Spent the past hour trying to cum hands free with dildo, still can't. any tips?
going to sleep soon, only going to read quick replies
>>690733299
I would like to train myself to do this also so any tips would be doubly appreciated
>>690733299
Why?
>>690732984
Sorry man. Must have read it incorrectly. What do you do on vacation and such? Hobbies?
>>690733299
my guess is that some people just can't do it
>>690733127
As having unprotected sex is also nothing to brag about....
>>690733428
I think not fapping for a while might make it easier, but I'm a horny little fucker who usually jacks off multiple times per day, so I dont know if I can resist
>>690733477
It looks like a lot of fun, and I want to try it
>>690733510
ah it's fine really
at the moment my time is filled with going to uni, studying for something and hanging out with the bf. I'm looking to get a part time job soon seeing as I'll have given up on chemistry and I'll have much more time to work during the week
>>690733600
>didn't say it looks like loads of fun
missed opportunity
>>690733708
aaah! good one!
but yeah I just leaked a ton of precum. and I mean a TON
>>690733618
Any specific field of chemistry? I'm not very well versed, but I know the basics.
>>690733805
Neato~
Sounds tasty
>>690733600
I'm sure it would. I respond well to some stimuli so i can probably do it. Came once just from being spanked and grinding a little against the sheets.
>>690733618
How does uni work in Australia? payment, socially, whatever?
dicks are great
>>690734003
You get an interest free loan from the government which you only payback when you earn $40k+ a year
>>690734072
The greatest.
>>690733833
chemistry that I'm doing is a bit of everything, thermodynamics, synthetics, symmetry. However I despise every moment of it now so after this semester I'm dropping it to focus more on my geology major
>>690733805
yeah, that's what anal stimulation does to ya
>>690734003
see >>690734080
except it's not 40k, I'm pretty sure it's 50k
>>690733956
I wish I was even close to this responsive...I feel so bad when my bf can't even come close to getting me off
>>690734080
That sounds amazing! I'm still paying my original loans off. Join the military for 4 or more years and they will pay for 4 consecutive years of college (G.I. bill) unless you fail a class, then you're shit out of luck. I'm good, and have 3 separate two year degrees from the mil, but I'm thinking of using my G.I. bill. Once you start it you can't stop it until you graduate or your consecutive four years is up.
>>690734501
The ultimate would be being able to cum from just being fucked, maybe even with my dick locked up in a cage and a collar around my neck.
>>690734080
otherwise it's out of pocket, unless you get a scholarship. My sister got a scholarship and owes over 40,000 US dollars after she graduated last year.
new thread
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