Waifu claiming thread. >Claim your Waifu/Husbando >No
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Joining means a reserved place in Strickland Propane
>Most importantly, grill.
Claimed.
Dio-sama...
>>690675695
claimed...
QOTT:
How to dispose of a large amount of bodies?
>>690675602
What's your steam?
>>690675392
Nigga mad that he lost my harem lol
>>690675438
:3
>>690675504
No more money looking for work :l
Have one dollar in bank account
>>690675506
Great
never see anyone going for tifa in these threads but me
>>690675839
bake
I have claimed Blair.
>>690675777
them lucky 7's
you're truly a god amongst men
Miho claimed
>>690675602
Im not tired im stressed
>>690675700
I need 800 by the 30th
>>690675879
I live in a constant state of fear and misery.
both
Claimed
>>690675700
>No one can meme harder than Mugi
The fucking moogster
Well im sure that will be fun, as least you know whats wrong with it
>>690675879
well shit you fucked. sell your plasma man. pays well enough to live.
Claimed
>TFW my trips proved waifus were shit and all should commit an heroing
>TFW the day after roll another trip and again claim all waifus are shit
I know getting triple trips over three days is hardly possible. But I shall try
>Claiming for the third time. All of you are niggers
>>690675839
bury them in Germany no one is allowed to question burials it seems
Akiko claimed
>>690675351
>Shiro
Good
Don't talk to me or my waifu ever again
>>690675460
>Dio
Well as long as you live and he died and there wasn't a huge teamfight right after I'd say worth it. Did you win that game?
>>690675506
>Chen
Maybe, if you think that'll help
I'll keep looking around to see if I can't find anything. I think maybe your client or OW just isn't optimized for your version. It's a pretty ne game still
>>690675839
Most importantly, grill
>>690675962
That's because not everyone has shit tastes
>>690676124
Taking from you and licking her butthole
>>690675700
Rip good friend ;_;7
>>690675879
O:
claimed.
>>690675839
Dumpster
>>690675052
>Blair
Anything. Feel free to hop in a convo should anything spikes your interest
>>690675338
>rin
Cause she IS the best girl ',:^)
>>690675460
>dio
Perhaps we were to talk more. As far as i know, you're a Canadian who likes poutine with a shit laptop
>>690675700
>maki
So a nice ol "hey what's up? How's it going?" Kind of thing?
>>690676182
kek
>>690676076
move out of Detroit
>>690676098
Claiming your slut whore 2D cunt. Which I shall murder
>>690676076
hi mugi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbsjtPAuTnI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pW5JsC6SXhc&index=29
these videos have mugi in them
>>690676098
I used to do that and recommend it but I got a false positive for an STD so I can't anymore ._.
>>690676045
Go on
>>690676076
:(
that feel when you didnt notice image post was reached and your still in the old thread alone.
*crickets*
>>690676208
You need trips my fellow tard.
mine
>>690675879
sell that ass
I'll cum on it for a few bucks
>>690676372
Hi.
>>690676098
>>690676300
Haha. Dubs takes. Shes mine now faggot.
>>690676370
>>690676300
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>>690676370
well if it was false why cant you go back?
>>690676459
trips
>>690676370
AIDS
I
D
S
>>690676459
You need TRIPS or higher.
You dingus.
I'm calling it a night now. Good night everybody. Hope you have sweet dreams of your waifu
Claiming all waifus as my personal ass wipers
And all boys ITT as my personal ball washers
If I roll a 45 ill cut my balls off
Someone's been doing Zeus ults outside of my house for a few hours now.
>>690676019
It goes without saying.
>>690676198
Not sure if I won, but I probably did. After all the only memorable thing about that match was that one Corki kill.
>>690676270
There isn't much other to know to be honest, except that I'm the best.
>>690676620
I wish the same to you qt.
>>690676413
Aw shit nigga
>>690676503
:o
>>690676542
Once you get a positive result you're like banned lol
Never had sex :l
>>690676575
Hepatitis C actually, my dad has it ;-;
>>690676620
>10:13 pm
That's pretty early, goodnight.
>>690676542
So. I got trips two nights ago claiming youre all shit and so are your waifus. Rules only apply to cunts who cant GET
>>690676620
Night Kmart
>>690676839
>>690676839
quit fucking your dad m8
>>690676754
I love thunderstorms.
>>690676910
Oh shit it's that pic.
>>690676619
Because OP knows after my gets he couldnt risk me raping your pathetic waifu sluts
Pray I dont get trips or higher. Im aiming for a third charm
>Claiming your sister
>>690676839
$20 for a night I'll pay for a moth's worth
>>690675839
A large vat of soup.
>>690676032
Fucking hell, ten days.
>>690676097
That dank son a bitch.
When I say play with the motor I literally mean that. I have to sit there and spin it like a hamster wheel then let the electromagnets kick in. The whole motor would need replacing.
>>690676217
>In the arms of an angelllll
>>690676270
>>690676620
That and a little bit more. Sleep tight man.
>Best idol claimed
>>690676839
oh weird. im going to sell plasma. is it bad? like does it hurt?
>>690676857
and? ive gotten trips and quads before. doesnt make me able to say "i got quads before yall are shit cunts haha im a summerfag!"
>something something booty
I like this thread
>>690675844
If you're in the group its Careless_Dicks_The_Third.
Can't change the name to something more thread appropriate since I have to interact with normalfags with it.
>>690676032
Why's that?
Claiming all waifus as shit
All posters excluding me as niggers
And for you to all shave your ass hairs and eat them
>>690677050
>>690677209
>If you're in the group its Careless_Dicks_The_Third.
I always wondered who that was.
>>690676910
c:
>>690676973
:(
>>690677087
It's pretty chill, you just sit there for like an hour, I like to listen go music. My place had really cute nurses. It hurts as much as giving blood so not very much
>>690675777
Hello, handsome.
>>690677242
if this is trips you need to drink bleach, like a lot of it
>>690677321
>>690677087
The fact is your waifu loving cunts are sad cunts. You are small time. Your waifus dont love you
I find it ironic. You follow waifus because women have hurt and ignored you. So you start falling in love with fake women who again will ignore you.
I bet most of your waifus have boyfriends or girlfriends
>>690676300
>>690676413
>>690676459
>>690676682
>>690676857
>>690676973
>>690677052
Okay, you can just go fuck off. I don't even give a shit if you steal a goddamn monument.
I ain't listening to shit you say.
So, yeah, go ahead, "steal" everyone.
No one's going to listen nor care.
>>690677209
I added you.
Claimed
>>690677082
Yep life sucks.
>>690677209
Money problems. I got a medium of 800 in bills due by the 30th. And my car is about fucked.
>>690677321
Im literally incapable of giving blood. Mine has been changed by one of my previous medications and so its toxic to normal people.
>>690677541
>implications all over
>dam son where'd you find these
and here's your (you)
>>690677082
My internet has been two hamsters on wheels lately so i know how it goes
GAS THE KIKES
HANG THE NIGGERS
WALL THE SPICS
NUKE THE MUDSLIMES
BURN THE FAGGS
Waifus are fake. They will never love you. They only love whoever thier authors and artists allow.
And it won't be some pedo faggot /b/ tard who still thinks the Katana is the best sword ever.
Also kill yourselves.
Waifus are shit
>>690677421
Really good thank you
>>690677676
Can you receive blood? :(
>>690677321
never given blood. i dont do jack shit to donate or help community. any anestetics or whatever numbs or puts to sleep? i dont like doing that kinda shit but i want to earn money.
>>690677541
my waifu keeps getting rejected by the one she loves in the anime. also i dont care for real women i think thats why a lot of us are here, real women dont matter. i dont need love even though eventually carnal instincts will kick in and ill fuck off and get a wife. but for now idc.
>>690677777
Claimed
>>690676991
I'm indifferent towards thunderstorms, I just like cloudy days, just because of the temperature, nothing about the gloomy atmosphere or some edgy shit like that.
>>690677339
Aye
>>690677313
An idiot.
>>690677588
Accepted.
>>690677644
You need a montage.
Really though there's nothing I can say to help with that, but if there's anything I can do to ease your stress a little let me know.
>>690677782
yes
>>690677797
>>690677866
Only wife youll get is under Allah
You SJW liberal cuck
>>690678067
same to you
>>690677896
How's your night going.
>>690677797
I can, and had to once before.
>>690677785
Katanas were terrible. Japanese steel is terrible. Best swords are broadswords. If it doesn't break their block, it shatters the sword.
>>690677896
I prefer rain to not rain due to there being a shortage of rainwater in the dams. Dont prefer it to riding, just a nice, sunny and still day with a hint of chill to it is perfection.
>>690677866
It really doesn't hurt and no you just sit there they don't give you anything. It hurts for like a second when they stick the needle in and take it out but you'll live :3
>>690678011
:)
All posts ending in
1 3 5 and 9 are
>Fag. niggers
Posts ending in
2 4 5 7 8 are
>Amazing men
0 makes you god
>My post doesn't count. I shall remind you of your titles. Faggots
>>690677902
There really no need for you to worry about it. I'll probably hide my cars and go from there.
>>690678280
>hurts when they put in / take out the needle
I bet you look away.
>Rory-sama
>>690678332
It's just a thread.
Call me a sick fuck but I made this thread and she be my waifu any day.
>>690677575
>>690678280
pick one to wear
>>690678482
Amazing man here.
I've just been watching some ants try to move a piece of a chip across the floor
They're having a really hard time
![Syndra [184].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/P5bc56Q.jpg "Syndra [184].jpg")
>>690678264
Oddly enough I usually like it when it's really cloudy and grey outside.
I just find it really fucking soothing.
>>690677644
Drop out?
>>690677713
Don't know what's worse. That or the AC. Been using too much data?
>>690678332
Dumb fuck wheres 6
>>690678280
im trying to become a doctor and i cant even give blood haha, well how often do you do it? ill try and get something set up to sell some plasma. kinda a pussy so im still scared haha
>>690678432
You know I'm gonna though.
>>690678610
Help them, become their god, have them start a religion about you and attack other ants for not believing in you.
>>690678501
Neither. I dont wear panties you faggot
Also those asses look gross and pedo like
You like lolis because a women your own age is too mature?
>>690678610
Urinate on the ants to exert your dominance.
>>690677082
I'll miss you homie ;_;
>>690678458
No joke I like to watch it. And sometimes like a retard I laugh when they put it in (because it tickles) and my nurse probably thinks I'm a freak :(
>>690678501
Right :3
>>690678610
Help them :(
>>690678771
I did it 2 times a week and good luck hope you can make it :)
>>690678501
Beautiful
>>690678264
Well if it's raining that just means I'll only go outside if I HAVE to go outside. Not that rain really bothers me, I would just rather not being soaking wet.
>>690678197
Nothing happening, as always.
>>690678690
Maybe.
>>690678822
Dont worry about it.
>>690678740
Why be a king when you can be a god
>>690678936
good job
>>690679011
Pfft, nonsense. Something's always happening, you're breathing, right? What you doing?
>>690678933
You should suck his dick you bitch
>>690678853
WAIT THOSE ARE LOLIS?
OH SHIT I FEEL LIKE I'VE BEEN CAUGHT BY A TRAP
Claiming mokou
>>690679047
Too late.
>>690678690
No, every ISP in my area has been having problems for over a week. No clue why
>>690679203
I'm not gay but I've always wanted to wear cute lingerie :(
>>690679384
Boobs....
>>690679263
>WAIT THOSE ARE LOLIS?
They're not, kek.
>>690678822
Use.
>>690678864
Abuse.
>>690678936
Assist.
>>690678610
Choose one.
>>690678936
fuck not old enough.
also not old enough to be on 4chan kek.
>16
>inb4 MODS MODS MODS
>>690679445
nothing gay about a piece of cloth
>>690679263
80% of your waifus are lolis
Inb4
>Well i would never touch a child
>Well they are really 800000 years old
>Well I mean its not like they design them after prepubecent girls
>Well actually Sano San Chan Ching Sling is a vampire and her youth look is due to her ClingClang Ge Geou power of drinking blood
Best girl is mine
>>690679501
>>690679520
Few, thank Dio
>>690679224
I'm sitting in front of my shitty laptop posting in a waifu thread, what else would I be doing?
>>690679768
Well I don't know just how legit that 80% is, but I personally hate loli, every kind of them the "she's actually an adult m8 ; )" is a load of crap.
>Dio
>>690679895
>cuddles
Im going to cry myself to sleep now night everyone.
Violet incredibles Im 16 btw so it aint illegal. Also I dont fap to her I just think shes adorable.
You know what should be a feture on 4chan?
An option for the OP to delete post on a thread, and be able to ban certain people from posting on a thread.
It would be super helpful.
>>690679643
Once you're 18 you can do it alone
>>690679705
Thank you qt :)
>>690680091
That'd be fucking stupid.
Vigil you are a faggot
>>690680073
Just think of boobies and that one doujin you post the front page of occasionally. Goodnight.
>>690679819
You would probably molest a little girl if you thought youd get away with it
Why are most of your waifus look like they are 5 to 10 years old.
And no saying they are 100000 year old vampire Knights does not excuse your pedo faggotry
Just admit you all hate older girls because most of them out matured you and dont want your NEET pedo ass
>inb4 some bullshit wannabe doctor tries to say he has a real. Fuck off. Cucks
>>690679819
the best girl is Akiko but im not sure if Akiko is here.
>>690680254
alone? so now i can do it if accompanied and probably a parent signature?
>>690680011
Breathing, eating, drinking, watching videos, and etc.
Plenty of other things you could be doing. Why the shitty laptop, handsome?
>>690678933
Make sure to pour one out for your dead homie.
>>690679047
>>690680073
That's a last resort though. Goodnight.
>>690679438
Damn, they need to send someone out there then.
Rolling for
Ability to buttrape all waifus
>>690680350
>the best girl is Akiko
Good god shit is going down
>>690680310
This one?
I'm leaving after answer.
>>690675695
Every time I see this thread I lose my shit laughing
Rolling for
Permission to butt fuck all waifus
>>690680350
Sadly no I don't think. I have friends whose parents are against it but if they have their social security card they can just do it alone :o
Reminder that loli are a miracle of the universe and you should protect their smiles.
>>690680091
That would not work. Just stop fucking giving him attention.
>>690680259
Oh geez, I never thought of it that way!
Wow, you gave a super in depth explanation on how that would be a bad idea.
Im impressed, I don't know what I was thinking!
Rolling for
The greenlight to rape the anal cavities of your waifus
>>690676819
>Rattle rattle
>>690680526
Oh look. A worst girl.
>>690680519
Propane.
>>690680612
>>690676270
>Playing league so late replies
Something about her Smug demeanor is what makes her interesting
>>690676620
Night Shinoa
>>690677638
Nice get
>>690677676
That sucks
Violet from The Incredibles. Im 16 btw so it aint loli for me also I dont even fap to her shes just so adorable. But youll probably judge me because shes 3D.
>>690680506
>>690680510
>>690680519
>>690680526
>>690680590
>>690680612
>>690680628
>>690680642
>>690680689
Claiming all of you to fuck eachothers assholes and your waifus to be on blacked.com
>>690680642
Here, I'll explain. /b/ is a board where people are allowed to post whatever the fuck they want. So if there's a femanon that makes a post and decides to ban everyone that asks for tits, it would be fucking stupid.
>>690680390
Because even though I am stuck with a bag of shit as a computer, I still believe in the PC master race.
>>690680510
Nope, I'll tell you tomorrow, go to bed now.
>>690680846
Kill yourself.
>>690680254
lets see the ones you own then
>>690680858
Claiming hillary clinton as everyones first sex
>>690680435
I gotcha fam
>>690680943
Ok :'(
>>690680940
Meanie!
Im going to bed now night everyone.
>>690680590
not into being edgy to sell plasma. but ill wait a few years and then sell my plasma. can i give blood under 18? and do i even get paid to sell blood or is it just donating blood? konata you better know everything about this.
IF
I
Roll
A
6
I
Will
Post
Pictures
Of
My
Penis
And
My
Cell
Number
>>690681100
Goodnight Miho.
>>690681100
You know you love it. Goodnight again.
>>690681100
Goodnight beautiful. Dreams of your waifu and such.
![Syndra [162].png](https://i.imgur.com/GXvLkcE.png "Syndra [162].png")
>>690681100
Goodnight
>>690680954
Your waifu is a slut
Whore
Skank
Bitch
Fuck
You
Fuck
All
Of
You
Creeps
>>690680954
I don't own any cute underwear but I've always wanted to get fucked in some, one day :(
>>690681110
Most places are volunteer for blood there might be some, nothing wrong with the reason for donating, it still helps someone :3
You can also donate sperm, that's really good money but we don't have a place here ._.
QOTT: Can /waifu/ count to five?
>>690680315
Want some more pseudo lolis?
>>690681253
It says you haven't accepted it yet.
>>690681100
Goodnight.
Shut up tomoko
You gave them the ideea to poat a lewd pictures of chen
>>690681317
>creeping on the creeps
>>690680435
You are telling me. Everyones internet is dead here. Looks like its back to the stone ages with me friend
>>690680932
Well you do make a good point there, but if the OP is being super fucking picky and baning you for shit like that, then is that really a thread worth your time?
Sure there would be a ton of troll who would abuse this function, so there should obviously be a report option for people who do abuse use it.
But I'm really just rambling on here.
>>690681385
Plz no plz
>>690681100
Goodnight
>Tohsaka
>>690681375
Everyone, follow my lead.
DIO'S LEAD
1
yu is the best
>>690681423
Weird, says I've got you on my friends list, want me to try sending you a message?
Everyone die
Die
Die
Die
Die
Fuck yourselves
End your sad lives
You all suck
Waifus suck
I will fuck you all up i will ruin your waifus
I will destroy everything you love
>>690681366
get some and tell me a date
Should I kms because my waifu is Violet from the Incredibles?
>>690680932
Main computer broken or are you just stuck with that craptop?
Nigga, Dio is master race.
>>690681385
I kind of want to play this game again. Than again, I kind of don't.
>>690680506
OMG so the Twilight Princess is that little imp midina MIND BLOWN
>>690681497
Posting anyway
>>690680780
took a bit but i found nyarko in there :D
>>690681366
hell yeah id donate sperm! donate/sell
either way its a reason to jack it besides pleasure!
is it legal under age 18?
>>690681644
>pic related
>>690681439
I just told them to claim her before you could post a pic.
I had no power over the image.
>>690681385
Why does she need shitty Portal designed legs
Jesus you are a creep. Cunt
>>690680838
Thanks, im a long time lurker but never psot :<
>>690681727
Oh god no plz dont.
>>690681063
Thanks fam. Still on Demon Souls?
>>690681100
Goodnight again.
>>690681465
RIP my friend. I'm sure there's some nice rocks out there to play with. You can even discover fire again.
>>690681475
Just fucking chill out, it's one guy.
>>690681552
Cylinder.
>>690681811
Dear diary, the ass was fat
>>690680315
I'm a doctor, I'm afraid you are suffering from severe faggotry.
>>690681865
Nah Im gonna eat and then get back on
>>690681865
Wasup Maki. My Internets down too. Im thinking about maybe playing Overwatch tonight off my 4g hotspot. Just dont know how much data that would suck up.
>>690681955
The personality was not waifu material.
Makoto Kino claimed. : > How y'all doin'~?
hey asshole
dont be fuckin talking to my girl like that u mexican fucking piece of shit.
why dont u go back over the border u jumped an go fuck off
little fuckin beaner?
one she aint gay she knows how to work a dick lmao an two whats so wrong with someone bein gay u hiding somethin??
lmao ya u r ur a fuckin fag.
i bet u fuck suck dick on a daily basis xD
i ever hear u talk some shit about her again ill make sure ur ass get deported back to the piece of shit little hut u came from.
bitch.
hey beaner.
how many times do i gotta say it or so i gotta friend ur family thats on urface book an let them all know how u treat women
>>690681865
Ive found some pretty dank rocks out here. Ill wait until lightning strikes something, then ill discover it. I got a nice cave if you ever wanna stop by for some dinosaur dinner
>>690681811
That's a nice pic.
>>690681955
BEST OVERWATCH WAIFU
>>690681811
>/waifu/ is tomoko's personal army
you gave them the ideea
>>690681857
Does this turn you on?
>>690681909
Congratulations.
>>690681692
I never did have a great gaming PC, but I'm planning on getting one soon, not sure if I'll build it or just straight up buy one.
>>690681475
What matters is that it's fucking stupid. I doubt the mods would actually care enough to constantly babysit troll thread makers.
>>690681663
Where you live qt? Let's keep in touch c:
>>690681765
Definitely not lol, just the thought of 15 year old boys all trying to sell their sperm is funny, but once you're 18 you can. Look up if there's any in your area. I live in a small city but there should be some in bigger cities, and even in smaller cities it never hurts to look
>>690681730
Sent.
>>690681909
You think so? I wasn't really trying to come off as hostile, I was just saying stuff out of boredom.
Also I really don't care about that one guy, it was just an idea.
>>690682411
Seemed hostile to me, at least earlier you did.
>>690682391
Nothing, weird.
>>690682380
no condom ok?
Every
Fucking
Waifu
Loving
Shit
Will cry. When I am done. Your waifus will never love you back. Like the women in your lives they will ignore you. They are fake. Fake like you all. You are all trash. Pedo trash. You all claim fake girls and fake feelings
Kill yourselves
>>690682411
>Also I really don't care about that one guy, it was just an idea.
Like Mai.
