YLYL (GOING TO HELL EDITION)
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
YLYL (GOING TO HELL EDITION)
>>690598832
>>690598832
>>690598832
holy shit well done anon
>>690599427
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" Banana guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
>>690598832
>Fan
>"your music gave me cancer"
stupid pic is stupid
kys
>>690598832
Does she fuck young boy fans like Selena?
>>690599440
welcome newfag
>>690599349
>>690599623
thanks summerfag
>>690599544
leftclick + copy
leftclick + paste
good job faggot
>>690599927
>leftclick
are you serious anon
>>690599927
this is so dumb,
how do you even know his name is jimmy? just plain fucking dumb
>>690600012
heh mybad i use lefthand mouse and my buttons are flipped
>>690599427
I HAD A HORRIBLE DAY TODAY AND I USUALLY COME FROM WORK AND MAKE A YLYL THREAD AND THEN WHENEVER I SEE THIS BANANA I JUST WALK UP TO MY WIFE AND BEAT HER INFRONT OF THE CHILDREN, U AND THAT BANANA ARE THE REASON WHY MY LIFE IS IN SUCH A SHIT STATE, U TELL MY WIFE U ARE THE REASON FOR THE PAIN I BRING HER, YOU ARE THE REASON YOU SON OF A BITCH YOU AND THAT FUCKING BANANA GOD FUCKING FUCKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>690600013
>how do you even know his name is jimmy?
i dont know how im supposed to react to this.
terrible b8 m8
>>690600219
good job idiot
>>690600465
tybg
>>690599306
i lost my shit
>>690600647
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>>690599818
oh wow. imagine if this was actually real.
*shivers*
>>690598832
Anybody got more of Taylor in that outfit?
>>690600789
dont be such a nigger
>>690598832
lost since quite some time
>>690600411
I was aiming to have one response from a faggot who didn't know how to react.
Thank you for being that faggot.
>>690601513
rike dis?
>>690600969
PINKYYYYYY
nerf
>>690601807
fuck I meant to reply to
>>690601369
Ayy lmao mage
>>690600789
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>690600013
the newfaggotry is strong with this one
>>690601807
hmpf, still just looks like a slut to me
>>690601359
Look who it is again, ID Heaven. I'm fed up with your shit faggot. The other day when you called me a newfag, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet. Fuck you I've been on here for months and probably get on here more than you anyways. Don't you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you call others newfag? Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to "Heaven" does not give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time.
>>690601827
Dat is het zeker!
>>690601754
y..youre welcome...
>>690601970
>Ctrl + C
>Ctrl + V
Good job sweetie
mommy is proud
>>690602063
kek, the people here wont even remember ID.
>>690599927
>ctrl c
>ctrl v
Faggot
>>690601827
>>>690601656
>Het is weer tijd voor Nederdraad
Deze slet. Maar dan naakt.
>>690600894
Blackpooooooooool
>>690602063
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>690600174
Does john know he's a meme now?
>>690599660
had a what?
HAD A WHAT?!
>>690601656
OP JE KK MUIL
>>690603128
read it again, bro...
>>690602245
you said the same insult again haha :)
Ben Stiller
>>690602452
never seen this before
PLEASE STOP POSTING BANANAS
hasn't this fucking shit gone on long enough?
>>690601970
WATCH OU NIGGERS!! INTERNET HERO COMING TROUGH! MR BEST OF THE WORLD
>>690603490
Finally someone said it.
there really is a lack of balls on /b/ nowadays. Reddit and Tumblr are far superior.
>>690602452
Did someone find that post, make a new profile, find that post again, then comment on it? Or was that guy actually a retard.
>>690603534
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>690601970
how.... when you are 12? Fuckin beta bait
Banana whispered into ylyl's ear "I'm going to tie you up and fuck you"
"Gasp!" Thought ylyl "he's going to tie me up and fuck me"
Ylyl breathed heavily as the smell of sweat and potassium was strong
Banana duck taped ylyl's hands and his pussy was as wet as the time he had spilled mtn dew
Banana stuck his hard cock in ylyl
Ylyl let out a moan, muffled by the cotton balls shoved in his mouth Banana had made his niggers pick the cotton a day before
"I really, really like your cock" said ylyl, now farting uncontrollably "Thanks for joining us tonight," panted banana in response
>>690603739
MODS!!!!
UNDERAGE!!!!
MODS MODS MODS.
worst YLYL i've been in
>>690603615
Wut?
>>690603863
post a pic of your dick and make it legit the worst thread ever.
HEHEHEHEHE *awaits high 5*
>>690603739
post more already, preferably left
>>690603863
And I've already seen five (5) ylyl threads.
>>690603970
Would love to read the yelp reviews.
>>690604098
Here's a reward!
>>690604058
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
MODS.
>>690604058
M-mods
>>690604058
>masha babko
k
>>690603970
I like fucking like that. Half out the window.
>tfw murricans will say she's too skinny
>>690603930
looks like a registered sex offender
>>690601212
I'll look through my tay folder and see if I have any
>>690599561
fuck off virgin
>>690604527
They clearly have no taste.
>>690604058
lmao underage? she's almost as old as i am..
>>690604527
FUUUCK
>>690601656
JE MOET GEWOON KIJKEN HOE DE BAAS HET DOE HEEE!
>>690604527
Not an amerifag but
>>690598832
Ha ha! That child has cancer!!!1one!!eleven. Whee!!!
>>690599818
This is probably only banana I've saved.
>>690604210
>>690604527
how does she even move?
>>690602013
kek
>>690603615
He was actually that dumb. They traced his IP and arrested him. LOLZ THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS BEING ANONYMOUS ON THE INTERNET ANYMORE!
>>690602253
>implying you're an oldfag
Lmao I remember when ID's were introduced
>>690604815
Necromancy
>>690601212
This just shows how retarded anti-police people are. Cant even spell "doughnut"
>>690604576
So now the plane has upsidedowns syndrome.
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>>690605100
>implying regional differences in spelling don't accrue over long time periods
Policecucks don't even know basic linguistics
>>690605275
saved
>>690605275
woah.hell happened to him?
>>690605275
...Was that supposed to stop me from fapping?
>>690604579
thatsthejoke.jpg
>>690605361
>MUH REGIONAL SPELLINGS
>dictionary.com
No excuse in this day and age, faggot
>>690601212
Here's one of her in a very similar outfit
>>690605275
Thats quite impressive, how did he managed to get so much stuff out from such a small opening?
>>690604527
It looks like she could've been hot if wasn't a skeleton.
>>690605420
Run over by a semi.
>>690599818
kek'd, saved
>>690604727
Happy fathers day
>>690604777
Checked
>>690598832
NNOOOO!! Fuck u OP, stop shitting on my queen taytay.
Her music is a brilliant stroke of genius and would never give someone cancer the way ur dick does...
>>690604527
I'm traumatized now.....
>>690605728
Proud liberal here
Stand with gays.
Islam apologists are a cancer of the left.
>>690604527
Next time on tales from the crypt keeper
>>690599600
She was hot before she turnt into a vegetarian
>>690603739
>"please don't treat us as sex objects"
>>690605275
Anyone have sauce?
>>690604527
It's kind of disgusting and cool at the same time. Only one question, How does she move?
>>690604058
>>>690603846
>I'll show you underage
Moar?
>>690606045
Dammit lost sooo hard.
>>690600410
my name is chips handon. Why don't you sit the fuck down.
>>690603176
then what
>>690604799
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>690603128
>>690605763
Some people just haven't been saved by Taytay yet
>>690599600
Dude, you know nobody on here knows who Schiavo is.
>>690606118
Google masha babko
Careful not to click suspicious shit otherwise you'll have the fbi all over you
>>690606009
Yes, I do.
>>690603739
Would really like to see moar of this. Is there a set?
post more hot girls
>>690599427
Thanks Lori.
>>690605374
THIS IS NOW A YOU BONER YOU LOSE THREAD POST EM
>>690606554
off by one
>>690606447
Fucking hot
>>690606567
No it isnt.
>>690604727
>>690604727
modsssssss
modddddddddddsssss
>>690606554
mediocre
>>690599544
you're not helping
>>690606685
Had a smirk.
>>690604527
Just kill it.
>>690606447
"girls"
>>690601827
>>690604527
>>690606322
would fuck
>>690606728
Are you fucking retarted or are you a kissless virgin?
>>690605162
nice.....
>>690603128
banana
>>690606638
You fucking gay!
>>690606447
IDGAF what these fucktards say...SHE is PERFECT. DO WANT!
O shit Waddup!
>>690599306
lost so hard
>>690604527
to be honest I would fuck her. I have been having these skeleton fantasies ever since septermber 15 2015
>>690601807
Looks like a pussy
>>690607083
Han says otherwise
>>690604727
Sauce plz
>>690607158
I dunno man, tastes pretty stale.
>>690604527
>>690606856
Both are blatant lies (in recent years at least). Though the eastern one is closer to the truth though.
>>690606999
thats just stupid
i laughed thank you
>>690607259
zing!
>>690605870
left is cancer
you destroyed West, by this fucking rapeugeese, now you must pay for it
>>690604527
Attach some rockets to her back and she'd have a pretty decent Revenant cosplay
>>690607753
Well clearly you didn't try hard enough.
>>690605337
nypa
>>690604527
feed it and care for it its starving
>>690607753
that shirt is cool
>>690607102
CROSSING THE LINE
>>690607961
Or just cut off her legs
>>690602063
>>690604777
Confirmed
>>690599714
Somehow extra pulp
>>690607164
Modest kek
>>690606447
Who is this?
>>690608327
Pulp fiction more like.
>>690603739
Well. Looks like I'm fapping after all
>>690607083
Nah it's mostly just being a faggot.
>>690607504
Good old doom 3
>>690604527
thanks mrs skeltal
>>690608551
Damn that's pretty fucking savage
>>690606856
And then comes this guy
>>690605275
did he die?
>>690608061
So edgy. Stfu faggot
>>690609126
nah, he survived. only half as interesting now, right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHEUX_3O0c8
>>690604527
Fuck, why this give me a boner?
>>690605275
Oh my god is he okay?
>>690600789
>>690602063
My fucking favorite
>>690607448
http://www.xvideos.com/video10163343/penny_pax_-_the_sleep_over
>>690605275
Jokes on you, I fapped through the whole thing
>>690605275
I don't have the guts to watch this.
>>690609384
You know it's the only way to attract them.
>>690604527
thank mr skeletal
>>690609462
He's fine.
>>690609666
what a relief
>>690603615
The guys Facebook picture still has the comment section to the right, I'm pretty sure just a troll who can't do a simple crop
>>690609462
He died of eternal bleeding 2 days later
>>690609666
The biggest trick the devil pulled is convincing people he got trips.
>>690604527
Please delete this obese landwhale
>>690606009
No it's blood you fucking summerfag
>>690603970
Is that a Mary lou's?
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>>690610498
you, sir, are a bad person.
>>690602245
iFunny faggot
>>690599660
faggot
>>690604527
Man the harpoons, am i right??
>>690599427
I lost to this, not because of the image. But because I KNOW it's going to piss someone off
>>690611229
>>690611275
not a cringe thread bruh
>>690611351
bump
>>690607164
>>690611360
>>690604527
How is she even alive?
>>690603696
summer's here boys
>>690605057
@690605057
>>> implying you're an even older fag
Lamo I remember when /b/ was introduced
>>690606767
>You
MOTHER OF GOD DEM DUBS
>>690604527
btw
http://www.heavy-r.com/video/128098/Sexy_Anorexia/
>>690599544
lost
>>690599561
be careful with those edges
>>690611803
>>690611353
Listen here you GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCKING CRAZY PSYCHO RETARD IDIOT. If you are going to slander and bash my name to everyone on this GOD DAMN FUCKING planet then you need to consider and seeing me face-face with SEVERAL FUCKING consequences. I am well aware that I am a Sex Offender and on the Judici and disclosure websites from my child molestation cases and other things but do you you think I am going to stop with what I am doing now with kids? Your FUCKING high because I will NEVER FUCKING stop. I have molested a 7 year old girl and couldn't be more proud of my self for that. I go for young girls under ages 13 considering that they are way more mature then most CRAZY PSYCHOPATHS like you are. I basically go for young girls so I can manipulate to them, take advantage of them, abuse them, sell them drugs, make them believe every lie I tell them, steal from them, sell their bodies for prostituation, molest them, strangle then burn them alive. That literally is my life. Being a 32 year old sex offender is nothing wrong what do ever with that situation at all. Little girls are my life and ALWAYS FUCKING will be. I'm not going to lie I love molesting them then I bang them so hard until they puke out of their GOD DAMN stomaches. Like I mentioned there is nothing wrong what so ever with older men like me loving young girls.
>>690599427
You stupid ignorant son of a bitch dumb bastard!
Jesus christ I've met some dumb bastards in my time but you outdo them all, GET OVER THERE. >>OUT
>>690605363
A God among men.
>>690612332
>>690611353
ayo wrong person my bad bro
>>690606447
fell for it again
>>690603739
Wrong thread but this post is still appreciated
>>690608495
She's
>Farrah Lovely
Google her
>>690609587
Neither does he
>>690612332
What's this you've said to me, my good friend? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in conflict resolution, and Ive been involved in numerous friendly discussions, and I have over 300 confirmed friends. I am trained in polite discussions and I'm the top mediator in the entire neighborhood. You are worth more to me than just another target. I hope we will come to have a friendship never before seen on this Earth. Don't you think you might be hurting someone's feelings saying that over the internet? Think about it, my friend. As we speak I am contacting my good friends across the USA and your P.O. box is being traced right now so you better prepare for the greeting cards, friend. The greeting cards that help you with your hate. You should look forward to it, friend. I can be anywhere, anytime for you, and I can calm you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my chess set. Not only am I extensively trained in conflict resolution, but I have access to the entire group of my friends and I will use them to their full extent to start our new friendship. If only you could have known what kindness and love your little comment was about to bring you, maybe you would have reached out sooner. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now we get to start a new friendship, you unique person. I will give you gifts and you might have a hard time keeping up. You're finally living, friend.
>>690607158
rip datboi 1389-2016
Fucking pedos. How could anyone get off to the idea of removing a little girl's clothes and licking her tiny body all over, nibbling her neck and kissing her adorable little nipples? Only a heartless monster would think about her cute girlish mouth and tongue wrapped around a thick cock slick with her saliva, pumping in and out of her mouth until it erupts, the cum more than her little throat can swallow.
The idea of thick viscous semen overflowing, dribbling down her chin over her flat chest, her tiny hands scooping it all up and watching her suck it off her fingertips is just horrible. You're all a bunch of sick perverts, thinking of spreading her smooth slender thighs, cock poised at the entrance to her pure, tight, virginal pussy, and thrusting in deep as a whimper escapes her lips which are slippery with cum, while her small body shudders from having her cherry taken in one quick stroke.
I am disgusted at how you'd get even more excited as you lean over her, listening to her quickening breath, her girlish moans and gasps while you hasten your strokes, her sweet pants warm and moist on your face and her flat chest, shiny with a sheen of fresh sweat, rising and falling rapidly to meet yours.
It is truly nasty how you'd run your hands all over her tiny body while you violate her, feeling her nipples hardening against your tongue as you lick her chest, her neck and her armpits, savoring the scent of her skin and sweat while she trembles from the stimulation and as she reaches her climax, hearing her cry out softly as she has her first orgasm while that cock is buried impossibly deep inside her, pulsing violently as an intense amount of hot cum spurts forth and floods through her freshly-deflowered pussy for the first time, filling her womb only to spill out of her with a sickening squelch. And as you lie atop her flushed body, she sighs breathlessly and her fingers dig into your back as she feels your cock hardening inside her again. You're all sick in the head.
>>690612702
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you male pig? I'll have you know I graduated top of my Womyn's Studies class, and I've been involved in numerous demonstrations against oppression of womynkind, and I have over 300 signatures on my petition. I am trained in debate tactics and I'm the top speaker in the entire Feminist Frequency. You are nothing to me but just another cis scum. I will reeducate the fuck out of you with feminism the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, male oppressor. As we speak I am contacting my public network of activists across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, misogynist. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your worldview. You're fucking dead, nerd. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can disprove your biased theories in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with no preparation time. Not only am I extensively trained in rhetorics, but I have access to the entire funding of the Tropes vs Women in Video Games project and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable opinions off the face of the Internet, you rapist. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you godessdamn idiot. I will rain empowerment all over womyn and your cisprivilege will drown in it. Your rape culture is over, man.
>>690611360
hahaha lost
>>690612528
>>690612988
What The Heck Did You Just Flipping Say About Me, You Big Meanie? I'll Have You Know I Graduated Top Of My Class In The Tiny Tots Program, And I've Been Involved In Numerous Secret Raids On The Girl's Bathroom, And I Have Over 300 Confirmed Noogies. I Am Trained In Nerf Warfare And I Have The Most Gold Stars In The Entire Kindergarten Class. You Are Nothing To Me But Just Another Butthead. I Will Beat You The Heck Up With Precision The Likes Of Which Has Never Been Seen Before On This Earth, Mark My Dang Words. You Think You Can Get Away With Saying That Baloney To Me On The Glowy Type-Box? Think Again, Doodiehead. As We Speak I Am Contacting My Secret Network Of Teachers Across The USA And Your Parents Are Being Called To Pick You Up Right Now So You Better Prepare For The Spanking, Junior. The Spanking That Wipes Out The Dumb Little Thing You Call Your Playtime. You're In Big Darn Trouble, Kid. I Can Be Anywhere, Anytime, And I Can Wedgie You In Over Seven Hundred Ways, And That's Just With My Bare Hands. Not Only Am I Extensively Trained In Unarmed Fartfights, But I Have Access To The Entire Arsenal Of The United States PTA And I Will Use It To Its Full Extent To Wipe Your Dorky Bottom Off The Face Of The Playground, You Little Poopypants. If Only You Could Have Known What Serious Punishments Your Little "Smartypants" Comment Was About To Bring Down Upon You, Maybe You Would Have Held Your Goshdarned Tongue. But You Couldn't, You Didn't, And Now You're Paying The Price, You Silly Doofus. I Will Spray Boogers All Over You And You Will Cry About It. You're Frickin Grounded, Buttmunch.
>>690612924
>>690599427
Dunno why but that picture genuinely pisses me off. Like I don't fucking understand it's purpose. It's so incredibly stupid and not even in a way as to make it funny. Who was the retarded faggot who's great fucking idea it was to release this piece of backed up cuntwater into the eyes of the Internet anyhow? Of what purpose did they intend with this abomination? Is it supposed to be cute? Is it supposed to be situationally funny? Why should i care that it is naked? Why does it look at me like i should want to laugh at its immature gesture?
Seriously fuck this dumbass banana and the 40+ year Olds who are to blame for surfacing this aborted shart of a sad attempt at humor
>>690607158
Was never cool
>>690608283
TFW
>you will never pull a girls hair and she gives you that look
feels badman
black lives matter.
>>690599427
>I was only 9 years old
>I loved the cancer banana so much, I had all the .jpgs and .webms
>I eat so many bananas every night before bed, thanking them for the life I've been given
>"Cancer is love" I say; "Cancer is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for the banana
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's the cancer banana
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear "I really really like this image."
>He grabs me with his powerful banana hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for the cancer banana
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for the dank memes
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please the banana
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his potassium
>The radiation gives me anus cancer
>My dad walks in
>The banana looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's all yours my friend."
>The banana leaves through my window
>Cancer is love. Cancer is life.
>>690612878
Uhmmn, I think they will get a boner instead of feeling bad...
>>690612878
>>690610498
i kinda wanted the thumbnail, but this'll do too
>>690613619
>me in dark souls
>>690613619
What anime is this? Searching it for more than a year now.
>>690613763
>>690613865
looks boring. typical lolis in their stupuid princess dresses
>>690613865
hitsugi no chaika AKA chaika the coffin princess
>>690602452
>171cm
MANLET
>>690613984
Thanks anon.
>>690610858
Where can I buy this...
For research purposes of course...
>>690613984
thx bruv
found a new anime to watch
>>690613946
Pretty much this.
>>690613874
>>690613763
lost. fucking hate invaders
>>690605363
UK so what he did wasnt even illegal, really
sex is 16+
though he was in a position of trust
