cousin thread? wincest storys? pics? close calls?
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
cousin thread?
wincest storys? pics? close calls?
What about that one?
>>690586839
Source?
>>690587788
Czeched
My slut cousin
>>690586839
MOAR
Sis
>>690586839
Hot asf , got her nude pics/vids?
>>690589281
Any interest?
>>690589984
Rate her?
>>690589872
I am locked and loaded. Fire away
hacked my cousin, found naked picture in msg, fapped, now I want to fuck her god damnit. I know she want it too but.. how to start talking about it lol
>>690590139
We need to fap to her aswell, share plz
my cousin
>>690590225
problem is , if she get to know that I hacked her, she will change her password and won't see any update
>>690590498
Screenshot it, to take out her exif data. Crossout out her eyes
my cousins
>>690590266
goddamn
>>690589281
Looks like a friend of mine who blew me a while back. without the piecings that is.
>>690590139
next time you see her, tell her she looks hot today, thats pretty harmless
>>690589459
nah
Cousin
>>690589459
those tits actually look sad...
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hkI5tg-MJE8
No seriously no
>>690590742
>>690592450
old fag (40+) here.. cousins kid is getting married next month, gonna try and fuck my other hot as fuck cousin at the wedding.. lotsa booze included..
>>690586839
MOAR
So this is recent but yea.. Still a newfag after 3 years so don't know if I got this green text shit working.
> Cousin started talking to me for advice with lads n stuff cuz I'm pretty close with her already and I've had a lot of experience (plus she's a v still)
>Starts asking me what to do with this guy, then she tells me the next day what she did and she took one for the team.
> Starts sending me pics of what she'd send to him on snapchat, can't save them but def want to.
>Family BBQ last month for our Grandma's Birthday.
>Have food, everyone's tired so moves to lounge to chill w/ the TV
>Not enough seats so she sits on my lap, but right on the jewels
>Can't help but get a stiff
>She falls asleep, I fall asleep
>Obvious dream is obvious and she wakes up after I do, she gets up, looks at my crotch and see's the bulge.
>Looks up and smiles at me, walks away to get us a drink.
>Now back to seeing the snaps she's sending to this dude.
Feels weird. but not. yea.
>>690589459
absolutely disgusting
>>690591765
more?
I'll post a few of mine, but all my stories are with kids that are severely underage
another night in the wincester eh?
>>690594480
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>>690594480
Post
>>690594813
all hail albino long neck duck
>>690594775
>>690594744
>>690594480
>>690594813
all hail albino long neck duck
my cousin
>>690594775
Not green text but here.
Cousin is six, I am 18. I babysit a lot as parents are out late working etc.
We always used to play a game where I would chase her round the house, and every time I caught her I would take a piece of clothing.
At first it was a fun way to get her ready for bed, now my dick was in charge it was a good way to see her naked.
I get her undressed and I have to put her in the shower, but she's too hyperactive.
She wants me to go in the shower too.
Fuck that, I'll get hard and knock her out with it.
I get in but I pick her up
Rock hard as I wash her
Have to put her down to wash her hair
Oh god her ass touched my dick.
She says nothing, must assume it was my hand
Almost cum as I plan out my move
Wash her hair, pick her back up
Slide my dick between her legs and rub against her pussy
I cum buckets
She squeals
Her ass is covered in cum
I tell her I squeezed too much soap
She buys it
Nothing gets said about it
>>690595412
her age?
>>690595518
She was six, I was 18
>>690594813
all hail albino long neck duck
>>690594813
>all hail albino long neck duck
>>690595404
do you have more?
>>690590139
Talk about sexual stuff, make sexual comments/jokes without being too overt, do that and she'll automatically think of sex when she talks to you
>>690595597
wow, so that's the only action you got at 18? kek
>>690590139
you don't. You have to go out with her and have a few drinks. Make her feel comfortable. You are not going to fuck her from day 1
>>690596203
Not by a long shot, although if it was it would have been enough. Fucked her on her 10th birthday too
>>690594813
all heil albino long neck duck
my hot cousin, no wins but i will contribute what I've got
>>690596400
>>690596366
Story?
>>690596400
>>690596572
that bikini is ugly
>be well hung going through puberty
>be on grandparents basement couch laying down while my cousin tries to wrestle me
>sits near my knees
>get massive puberty boner that lays out to the side
>she hears music and thinks its coming from that
>grabs it with both hands and puts her ear to it
>in a split second jumps down off the couch and reaches under my pants and grabs my dick
>says its squishy
>she feels hair and asks "is that your hair"
>brother is in next room, move her hand quickly
>pull out oldschool sony discman that had turned on by itself (happened all the time back in the day)
probably just curiousity...but still...what the fuck
my sister
Sister walked up behind me when I was on the couch looking at pictures of her, pictures that were only on her phone..
>"um... wow anon"
Didn't hear her come up behind me
Fuck.fuck.fuck
Go to home screen
"Wow what?"
> She runs her fingers down my neck laughs and walks away
Haven't talked about it since
>>690596319
Tell the story pls
>>690596831
>>690586839
My older cousin used to diddle me when I was like 6-7 up until I was 13. Didn't really try to stop him because he is six years older. Lots of sucking and handies, but he pretty much tried to touch me all the time. Stopped when I got hair down there and I haven't talked to him since.
>>690596831
more?
>>690596897
more?
>>690594813
its not an albino..... therfore it shouldnt have pigment in its body so black eyes? black feathers? so go fuck yourself with your over gloryfied duck.
>>690597109
Are u a fag or a girl
>>690594813
all hail albino long neck duck
>>690594532
Kek
>>690596987
exactly what i saw first too. some nigga taking new material for his wankbank. still hottie sister tho
>>690594446
Here
>>690597619
the mind of an autistic retard
>>690596897
Not a fucking chance in this world
No pics cuz it was a long time ago. I was maybe 13, she was 12. At family reunion, rough-housing. She was wearing a skirt and I ended up on top of her. She pulled her knees up so I could see down to her panties. I thought she'd get weirded out but she just smiled so I put my hand on her knee and started moving it up.
>I fingered my cousin.
>>690594813
all hail albino long neck duck
>>690597325
I'm a guy, sorry to disappoint.
>>690597434
even more????
>>690589459
tell your sis to kill herself
>>690597631
GO ON!!!!
>>690594813
All hail albino long neck duck
>>690597961
>>690595597
Pedo!
>>690597165
>Parents both work second shift
>want us to do chores
Typical shit
sis job is always to take care of the laundry
>sis puts pile of my clothes in my room
>go to put clothes away
>find a pair of her underwear
This happens like twice a week how can you fuck that up
>diamonds because she's fucking hot
>rub dick on them
She has to be doing it on purpose.
>>690597908
but wait there's more!
cousin, not the hottest in this thread but the hottest one i got
>>690590498
Herp, derp, I guessed her password. Herp, derp, I'm a hacker now.
>>690591765
>>690597631
>>690598060
OMG whats her IG /b/ro? shes amazing
>>690598438
i feel happiness in my pants
>>690596897
>>690598209
Goddamn she's hot as fuck. does she walk around in bikini often in summer
>>690598245
Aye sir!
>>690598725
>>690598438
>>690598665
i'll see what else i can dig up
>be me
> see extended family a lot
>have a lot of cousins
>girl cousin is one year younger than me
>always pretty close but she hangs out with other gril cousins
>start developing feelings for her
>what do I do
>I want to tell her but I don't want to come off as creepy or weird
>have feeling that she might like me too
>>690598620
;)
I found d out my cousinwas bring pimped out by her bf in hs. I blackmailed her to fuck me and I wouldn't tell anyone. She told me to fuck off and I was too chicken shit to rat her out.
>>690594813
all hail albino long neck duck
all hail albino long neck duck
all hail albino long neck duck
>all hail albino long neck duck
my cousin, huge slut
>>690596400
want me to get wins? i've gottten for a few people in threads like this kik me at mhelling11 if you are interested? i hve abot a 70% success rate
>>690598209
Moar!!!
>>690599185
MOAR
>>690586839
I used to masturbate/with my twin sister (I'm a guy) until we were ten. I don't remember feeling bad about it because my family wasn't very prude. There are a shit ton of innocent nude pics of us in our family album, though hers stop at ten and mine lasted until like thirteen. I don't know if she remembers it or if she just writes it off as dumb kid stuff.
>>690594813
"all hail albino long neck duck"
>>690594813
All hail albino long neck duck
>>690599826
What about a face? Without sunglasses.
>>690594813
All hail albino long neck duck
Fgt
>>690599605
As she should be. That body was built to fuck. have any more?
>>690600090
any more in bikini?
>>690600090
DUMP ALL!
>>690594813
All hail albino long necked duck
>>690600450
fugggg
>>690600308
Last bikini one, a bit older than the others
>>690600592
>>690586839
>be 17, just got license, everybody needing a ride
>12 yo cousin calls me, hadn't talked to her in a while
>"Oh hey anon, hey so, can you like give me a ride?"
>Decide to make a joke
>"Need to see a boy?"
>"Uhm..." silence
>"Wait, are you really seeing a boy? How old is he?"
>"relax, he's only 13, so can you or not?"
>Wanted to drive anyway so sure.
>Pick her up "hows' it goin etc."
>Dead silence for about 10 minutes or so
>"Hey anon?"
>"Yah?"
>"Can I like...suck your dick?"
>Almost crash the car out of shock
>"WTF?"
>"I mean, I don't really know how and I kinda want to be prepared, and you guys love it anyways...Right?"
>Too embarrassed to answer
>5 minutes or so
>"So...Can I?"
>"Uhm...sure"
>Whip it out she was quick to grab it and lean in closer
>Having a moral war in my head
>She still isn't doing anything other than inspecting it
>Pokes it with her tongue
>Takes it in
>"...Teeth"
>"Sowwy" with my cock in her mouth
>It sucked to be honest (no pun intended) but I came buckets
>She tried to swallow it but it got real messy
>Drop her off
>"Thanks anon"
>Kisses me on the cheek
>"Eww" "Sorry! byeybye!"
>And she runs off
>>690594813
all hail albino long neck duck
>>690590742
Dutch sluts
All hail long neck albino duck
>>690600296
Once she got DPed by two guys to calm them because they were unhappy with her service at work.
>>690600917
Tits or GTFO
>>690600450
Fucking moar
>>690601074
I'd happily take a crack at digging out her asshole.
>>690601106
TITS
>>690601229
it's getting interesting!
>>690601074
MOAR!!!
>>690601184
>>690601243
>>690601344
She has got the best ass
>>690601372
>>690601344
>>690601334
this is the only other one i have of her sleeping
>>690600450
>>690601372
Who is this to you?
>>690601275
Found a better one in a different folder
>>690601464
I don't suppose you have nudes
discovered mom likes to watch me fap.
she doesn't know I know... yet.
my daughter is so hot, she drives me mad
>>690601738
excellent
>>690591765
>>690597631
>>690598060
>>690599185
>>690600090
>>690600592
>>690600740
>>690601106
>>690601738
absolutely stunning, fuck.
>>690601689
doesnt matter. Post more!
There is no way she doesn't know you know. Why you haven't fucked her yet?
>>690601781
Sooo real dude
>>690601947
dude... this video is older than the internet it self
>>690601941
that anon, i can do
>>690595597
Wait until she grows up and realizes what you did to her you shit head
>>690594370
save the pics and see what happens, what sort of pics are these?
>>690602171
i wish she was my sis. I would have a bunch of creepshots to jerk off
>>690594813
>all hail albino long neck duck
all hail albino long neck duck
>>690597745
Kek
>>690594813
all hail albino long neck duck
>>690594813
>all hail albino long neck duck
>>690602447
yeah i would just really rather not get caught
>>690602725
Lost your pills?
>>690602846
how old is she?
Always been close to my cousin, when we were kids I use to pee off the side of the boat when we were out on the lake. She would watch me and it always turned me on. We were like 13 at the time. Years later this happened.
>family reunion at her house
>were talking on and off about how we were both so frisky and haven't fucked our bf or gf in a while.
>her boyfriend shows up
>uncle took her room for the night so they couldn't sleep together and we're forced to sleep in separate rooms.
>just so happens i shared the living room with her and my bro and her bro.
>our bros fell asleep so we texted eachother (so we didn't talk out loud) about sex and stuff.
>I'm nervous af but decide to say "I need to cum right now"
>mind you this was years after we use to watch eachother pee, she's now 16 and I'm 17.
>she texts me back that she is really good at BJ's.
>told her i wanted proof.
Sorry I suck at green text. Continue?
>>690594813
all hail albino long neck duck
>>690601738
got any more?
>>690599945
male twin myself and me and my sister used to "play" all the time until about 9 or so
never fucked but we always helped each other
>>690595412
>>690602960
I was in official relationship (2 years) with my cousin
>>690602960
Moar
>>690602960
mooore
>>690603084
Nice! Haha I don't know if I'd be in a relationship. But messing around was fun.
>>690602960
fk yes please
daughter
>>690602988
No, you guys have been naughty...
>>690598632
More please
>>690603129
It's going to get worst. She is going to dress up sexy... more and more often
>>690603247
Oh come on nigra
>>690603247
no? hahahahha
>>690603236
More!
>>690595412
Just wait till she tells her parents faggot..
>>690594813
all hail albino long neck duck
Is there a good site to lurk for incest?
>>690594813
All hail albino long neck duck
>>690603275
i feel like she already is
>>690603488
SHUT
THE FUCK
UP!!!!
>>690603425
>>690603736
Please don't stop posting her
>>690603874
More please
>>690602960
Continuing.
>she says "ok meet me outside"
>I take bait thinking it's a joke but dying to find out.
>I'm sitting outside on a lawn chair, back facing the house
>she texts me "I'm only doing a hand job... And only over your breifs, it's too weird to touch my cousin... Right?
>disappointed but honey af and wanting anything i agreed.
>very surprised she actually same out she is now sitting in front of me.
>giggling a little she starts rubbing my package and I instantly get erect.
>wow anon... You're big.
>she has me fully erect now and i decide to pull it through the hole in my boxers.
>she stares at it a moment before looking at me and smiling.
>she starts jerk ing it with her bare hands.
>were both getting into it as she reaches into her shorts with her own hand and starts playing with herself.
>I get so turned on I have courage to say "let me smell it"
>"anon... You mean my fingers?"
>I shake my head yes while breathing heavier.
>"only if you taste me too"
More too come. At work sorry so slow!
>>690594813
all hail albino long neck duck
I made my younger cousin suck me off when he was 10 and I was 13. Caught him fucking around in his parents room when he knew he wasn't supposed to and I blackmailed him. Ended up doing shit for a few years and he does twink porn now. I'm mostly straight besides the 4Chan thing.
>>690594813
all hail albino long neck duck
>>690603955
>>690595412
>>690604131
Any bikini pics?
>>690603899
you getting off to her?
>>690603976
Anon if you can find pics of her that'd be godlike
>>690601969
I need sauce
>>690604199
Shes not a bikini kind of girl. I found this on her laptop, though
>>690603289
why did you stop with your sister, do you talk to her about it?
>>690604512
You're asking the wrong person.
>>690594813
all hail albino long neck duck
>>690603976
Continuing pt 3
>she pulls her fingers out of herself and puts then against my lips.
>smells amazing, I feel dampness on my lips, i lick it all up.
>she moans
>I ask her to feed me more.
>she moans even more and starts jerk ing me harder.
>she reaches in her shorts again and gets as much of her vagina juice as she can on her fingers and under her nails.
>again I live it up and sniff it like crazy.
>tell her I'm about to come.
>"oh fuck this, make sure noone comes out!" she whispers to me while moaning
>her head goes down and she shoves my cock deep in her mouth.
>over welmed now i cum almost instantly.
>she let's me cum in her mouth and moans as I release.
>she literally links everything clean before kissing my head (of my penis) and leans back to continue playing with herself a little more.
>ask her if i can help her orgasm
>she says "mmmmmm wanna lick it?"
>I answer by shoving my face in her pussy and licking it.
>light turns on the back porch
>uncle comes out to piss off the deck (he does that when drunk)
>we both freak the fuck out and jump in the swimming pool.
Yeah... We still talk about this and even joke about doing it again. But it's been 2 years since than and nothing has happened again.
>>690604852
this is sad
>>690594813
all hail albino long neck duck
>be me at 14 or so years
>cousin a little bit younger
>basically best friends
>used to make out when even younger (though looking back that must have been weird as fuck)
>this was about the time that my foot fetish was in full realisation
>we used to sleep on a couple of couches in the living area when i stayed around at her house
>one day get the hots really bad for her
>that night i wait until it's really late
>assume that she's fully asleep
>experiment to see if she is
>say her name at a moderate tone
>she's out
>experiment more
>go over and move her arms to get a reaction
>no reaction
>diamonds.gif
>put her hand on my dick and jack off with it
>put my dick across her lips
>smell and lick her feet
>ohshitnigger
>fat nut all over the sole of her foot
>wipe it up
>she's still asleep
>victory
i should feel guilty about all this but im diamonds every time i think about it
>>690594813
all hail albino long neck duck
>>690604238
I would post pics, but honestly she would murder me if she knew I posted this. Haha
And I've seen /b/ fuck people over far too many times by finding a Facebook and exposing someone.
>>690594370
Download screen recorder and record the snaps then screenshot you fucker. Pics. Naow
>>690604219
got any more????
>>690595412
Well played. Bet she has a nice ass.
>>690605217
Post photos, just don't be an asshole and change the filename. No one will dox you or her this way.
>>690594813
all hail albino long neck duck
>>690604954
>feed me more.
>>690605725
another in the miley outfit
>>690605217
NO FACE
Change the filename
>>690594813
It's a fucking swan!!!!
>>690602323
>>690605377
Ass pics, bra pics, tongue out pics, that kinda stuff.
and I've got an iphone5s so what screen recorder do I get for that?
I've tried loading up my old phone to take a picture of the screen but the quality is terrible.
>>690594813
all hail albino long neck duck
>>690605756
>>690594813
all hail albino long neck duck
>>690606508
Noice! Got any with her butt visible?
>>690606297
Just jailbreak your shit with TaiG untethered and install a tweak called phantom. It lets you do all sorts of cool shit on snapchat. Save and upload pictures, fake location for geotags, fake speed for speed filter, view snapchats multiple times without showing you opened them
>>690594813
All hail albino long neck duck
>>690594813
all hail albino long neck duck
>>690606781
YEAH
>>690604263
http://hentaihaven.org/taboo-charming-mother-episode-4/
>>690594813
all hail albino long neck duck
>>690603454
Considering I ended up fucking her til about 4 years ago I'm going to assume she hasn't and won't
>>690602185
She's an adult now and she knows what we did. We even talk about it time to time
>>690605726
It was and is very tight. She told me a few months ago her boyfriend was having difficulty putting it in there and I took about a month of trying before I dug it up. She's naturally watertight
>>690594813
All hail albino long neck duck.
>>690594813
All hail albino longneck duck
any more stories /b/ros?
>>690594813
"All hail albino long neck duck"
>>690606706
I've no idea how to jailbreak or any of that stuff... any video's on how to do it with that TaiG shit?
>14
>moms computer
>find video of mom
>mom's on a bed
>mom's riding a cock
>mom cums
>changes camera angle
>see mom suck cock
>load is blown
>she giggles
>pulls covers up
>kisses me on forehead
>Kisses Me On Forehead?
>KISSES ME ON FOREHEAD!?!?
next video
>grandam's on a bed
>grandma's riding cock....
>>690607808
i like her eyes and her tits
>>690607767
Heh
>>690603976
>wow anon... youre big
sorry but calling bullshit
>>690594813
all hail albino neck duck
>>690595412
>>690607296
Ever spanked it? An ass unspanked is an ass wasted.
>>690608042
story?
>>690607992
so do i anon
>>690607465
Yeah just search on YouTube and make sure to include your iOS version. Basically all it requires is you pressing and holding the home and power buttons in a certain sequence on your phone so it will boot into a sort of recovery mode and from there the tool you download on your computer should do all the work
>>690604219
more of her in stockings
>>690606296
No dude it's a alpine long nekkerroney
>>690608275
I ate it. Let me tell you, an 11 year olds ass tastes incredible. And the noises she made will stay with me forever
>>690602846
>>690602171
Stupid face
>>690608340
my phones updated to 9.3.2 so it doesn't look like there's a jailbreak for that yet :(
I'm sure if i turn off my phone i'll loose the chat history for the conversation w/ my cousin on snapchat.. worst comes to worst i'll try get a decent photo of my phone where shits readable.
>>690594813
All hail albino long neck duck
>>690594813
all hail albino long neck duck
>>690608326
You are keeping the best for your self! Shame on you :P
>>690594813
All hail albino long neck duck
>>690609231
haha thats probably her "sluttiest" pic
>>690607767
>Gundams on a bed
>Gundam
It's a gundam!!
>>690598209
FUCKING MOAR!!!!
>>690609383
Moar? MOAR!
>>690609463
Moar!!
>>690594813
all hail albino long neck duck
>>690594813
all hail albino long neck duck
>>690594813
all hail albino long neck duck
>>690608460
You're an alpine long nekkerroney
>>690610648
Like her?
>>690608805
Get "air server" it's AirPlay software (like 15 bucks) and then you can AirPlay mirror your phone to the computer and screen cap from the computer.
>>690597766
Checked
>>690594813
Hail
>>690609915
>>690610837
more of her in stockings
>>690594813
all hail albino long neck duck
>>690611278
Don't have I'm afraid
>>690594813
all hail albino long neck duck
anyone want a Cock Tribute to their cousin's pic??
Doing cock tributes now.!
>>690610289
>all hail albino long neck duck
OWLF/10
>>690611490
top kek
>>690611477
Sure, just pic from whatever you like from what I've posted
>>690611278
>>690594813
All hail albino long neck duck
>>690594813
all hail albino long neck duck
>>690586839
>>690594813
all hail albino long neck duck
any more stories?
Once upon a time...
>be 16, come from huge, HUGE family - grandmother had nine kids, her sister had seven, their brother had ten
>be one of 29 first cousins, one of 101 second cousins, not counting their kids
>fuck no we’re not Mormon. Catholic, thank you
>fight a lot with parents
>going to private Catholic school that specializes in “smart kids” - IE, kids who are actually smart or kids whose parents have enough money to make people believe they’re smart, George W. Bush style
>finish sophomore year of school material by winter break because I get bored easily, want to just get work done, getting straight As while missing 2-3 days of class a week
>in community college courses but ripping through those at insane pace
>have “business” fixing bikes which really entails stealing bikes from university, stripping frames for parts, welding over serial numbers and rebuilding, then selling bikes
>two months before break get busted for stealing a bike by campus cops, parents get called
>manage to squirm out of it by saying I thought it was my friend’s bike that got stolen, was just trying to steal it back for him
>friend backs me up 100%, says he thought it WAS his bike
>fuckmesideways, we’re screwed, get rid of the shit
>sell all inventory to bike shops and other bike gear heads, clear $10K, buy used Jeep Wrangler from semi-pro racer douche in trade for $3k, a Medici 10-speed carbon fiber, Bianci custom modded road bike and about $1k in wheels / tires (about $5k in bike parts and frames if I had actually paid for either of them), drop enough in the bank for three years’ car insurance, drop $3k into fixing it up, still have about $4k in bank and cash
>do pizza delivery job for one week and say fuck this shit
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>get part-time work doing bike repair in local shop, but not getting more than 10 hours a week
>start taking GED classes just because I don’t care and want to know how hard it could actually be
>don’t realize parents are making plans to “take control of their son”
>Grandparents have mountain fishing lake resort that great-great-grandfather passed down through family with 30 cabins on pristine volcanic caldera in the mountains - canoes, kayaks, fishing boats only
>6,000 feet elevation
>only single-speed bikes for fatass tourists to ride around on
>resort is 60 minutes by car from glorified truck stop masquerading as a town on a highway
>resort has nothing around except national parks and deer for miles
>grandparents are super conservative and live 6mo in SoCal, 6mo at mountain resort, run it themselves, hire grandkids / kids who need work, but grandpa used to run software companies in the 80s
>all cabins are built as fishermen’s shacks, maybe 500sq feet, grandpa bought custom manufactured cabins and expanded it out along lake property so now main lodge is at one end, about 600 feet away from “staff” cabins, IE the shitty ones
>if cabins are all rented then staff sleeps in lodge in the “recreational lounge”
>pinball machines from 1960
>no internet
>No TV
>Payphone only, no cell service
>grandparents bank paycheck for all employees, so only onsite cash is what you get in tips
>get paid $3 above minimum wage
>older cousin swears “Arbeit Macht Frei” is etched on the staff gate
>school lets me out 2 months early with the line “he’s bored. That’s not good for anyone”
>parents ship me 200 miles away to Camp Arbeit Macht Frei
>only guests are either mid-30s couples or families with young kids and fat ugly suburban housewives
>fuuuuckme
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>>690611362
all good. keep em coming either way
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>if at any point females my age or close to it show up they stay inside doing nothing
>ten hour work days are brutal
>kick ass doing it though
>serious perks involved
>since I’m a mouthy little shit, get assigned permanent cabin at the end of the lake in the shithole zone because my grandfather says he doesn’t want to deal with my bullshit in the house every day
>cabin isn’t that big, but it has serious hideyhole places
>do some renovation underneath with plywood and insulation, now have secret stash spots in my cabin
>thankfully since middle of nowhere everyone stocks up on EVERYTHING when they come, leave shitloads of stuff when they leave
>since cleaning cabins is my job I have to trash everything but first pick of whatever stuff gets left, get great sunglasses and outdoor gear this way
>get full flyfishing rig and tackle
>amass stash of porn, scotch, bourbon, rum, beer, cheap wine, pot, cigarettes, tobacco pipes, and one half-broken bong
>keep stockpiling everyday because will eventually take it home and sell/use it there
>one day cleaning out honeymoon suite find prescription bottle of Viagra with 40 pills in it
>find rolls of film
>get developed by mail order (because how the fuck else?)
>see honeymoon of 20s bride and 50s husband from perspective of excited groom and bored/disgusted bride who has to deal with this shit
>find something like $1K worth of unworn high-end lingerie with tags still in it, porn DVDs (90s, just coming out) and portable player, erotic board games, unopened lube, and sex toys shaped like trout (not fucking kidding)
>toss the trout dildos
>figure can find store somewhere and return it soon, hopefully get cash
>after month,
>grandparents tell me to make myself at home, they won’t move me for the six months I’ll be here
>SIXMONTHS? FUCK ME
>Call parents, rage
>toughshitkid
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>be me
>fuck cousin
>get aids
>she doesn't
>turnes out it was my dad in diguise
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>start realizing need to get my shit set
>rig second landline through unused fax to get shitty, shitty internet access
>eventually get designated as shopper for supplies, get sent out two days a week to drive empty 15-passenger van 120 miles to the actual 50,000 person town, buy stuff at Costco and pick up guests from nominal airport
>still fucking pissed that my jeep is at home, until I “prove myself” to my parents via grandparent check-ins
>bored as hell
>one day go in to pick up guests and 15-year old female cousin
>next-oldest cousin, lives 1,500 miles away, she and I are similar hellions
>on ride back she tells me it’s because she had a boyfriend who was 19 and her mom didn’t like it
>aunt was worried about her daughter getting knocked up
>aunt does not have all the screws needed to remember shit and doesn’t deal with kids well anyway
>ask if she had sex with him
>she rolls her eyes and says “I’ve been having sex with guys since I was 12”
>wait whaaaaaaaaa?
>”it’s no big deal, been on the pill since I was 12 and started my period and had serious cramping issues”
>”so did you start because you were on the pill or what?”
>”I started because I wanted to have sex, but seriously the pill was for cramps. Older sister is on it too but doesn’t do anything.”
>So here you are, SMOKING hot little lithe brunette with 36DD tits, looks like she’s 21 at least
>test theory by dragging her into liquor store where I get cigarettes from time to time
>she freaks out says we’re going to get busted
>buy two handles of rum, carton of smokes
>tell her not to tell grandparents
>”What do you think I am, an idiot?”
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>for next two weeks nothing happens at all other than Work Ass Off, both of us
>only two people our age around, hang out more than anyone else
>she gets tiny cabin with double bed and “living area” nearby
>grandparents give us “leave” for the weekend, go see movies, etc
>have dinner
>closest thing I have to a friend outside of shitty modem internet access of people in the city
>at end of the month, cousin gets shuffled into my cabin because every other cabin is booked up and a massive weeklong family reunion shows up that pretty much bumps everyone out except me and my shitty little cabin
>have two queen beds I’ve shoved together to make one giant bed, major stash of contraband shit grandparents don’t know about, juryrigged TV with DVDs, etc
>also, have serious masturbation habit due to vast stash of porn and lingerie, etc, been experimenting with pretty much anything I find that isn’t “shove it up the ass”
>the only thing keeping me sane is the ability to whack it, watch the movies I pick up in town for super cheap on my crappy TV and read books
>now my cousin’s in my damn space
>have to break up the Master Bed to share, grandma comes to inspect my cabin to make sure it’s okay for “a young lady” on a daily basis
>goddamn it, I like my cousin but I was living solo
>on the other hand, super sexy cousin is living 24/7 with me
>how bad could it be?
>>690612034
totally ignored! but why... no clue...
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>On day four I’m about to go insane
>her girly shit is everywhere
>she lives out of suitcases and nothing else, her shit is everywhere
>on the plus side her underwear is everywhere and I snag it periodically, sexiest stuff went into stash
>on the down side she’s 15 so “sexiest stuff” is black panties
>weekend comes, we go into town, do shopping run at Target, etc
>nothing playing at movie theater, cops outside liquor store, so day is pretty much total bust
>Day Four of no masturbation, no porn, not enjoying this at all
>make it worse for me, cousin sleeps in panties and t-shirt, walks through room, does stretching in front of TV while I “read” in tight little booty shorts, does yoga at night, THIS IS NOT HELPING
>get home, unload our shit, we’re bitching at each other
>grandma hears us, calls us in, tells us she knows things have been hard for us to take but she wants us to know she’s proud we’re getting along so well, and she’s going to give us both $1 raise in pay
>smile and say “thanks” but in my mind only thing I can think of is “Yay, $1 raise more money for having no fucking life at all trapped in family business hell with the only girl I have contact with is my cousin the megacocktease”
>we go back to cabin
>I’ve had it, I’m opening the 20 year bottle of Scotch I snagged from the old rich dude fishing party’s picnic table last month
>pour it in a sippy cup (yeah, a toddler sippy cup - easiest way to hide it from grandparents, actually)
>cousin smells it and says what’s that
>hand her the cup, Scotch
>she sips, makes a total face
>tastes like shit, should mix that
>OH HELL NO
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