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Name rate thread
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>Keith
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Trevor
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Lion ( you say it like Lee-on but fast).
but everybuddy call me Leon for some reason.
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>>690587064
legit 4/10

your parents must be cruel.
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Karl
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>>690588280

Carolus/10
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>>690586043
Cian.
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Malik
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My name is Kevin
>>690588396 gtfo paddy
>>690588492 gtfo nigger
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>>690588787
Fuck off pleb. No one really likes a Kevin.
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Shane
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>>690589024
stfu jew
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>Jakob
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Angelica
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Jeremiah
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Kolima
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Arturo
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Sheonna
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robbin
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>>690586043
Vercingentorige
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Noémi
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>>690589766
>>690589895
>>690589753
>>690589966

Y'all must have shitty parents
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Max
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Jake
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Amadeus... ;/
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>>690590352
lol that sucks
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Aran
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Thomas
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>>690590350
People named Jake are always cunts.
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>>690590424
It really does. It's like when negro parents wanna make their kid special by naming them Shaneekwa or some stupid shit like that.
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>>690589766
Arturo il paguro
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>>690590352
I am so sorry
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>>690588396
that's a colour isn't it?

Jerónimo
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>>690586043

Я Юлия (Julia)

Heh, I'm also born in July (:
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>>690590678
Are you a nigger anon desu
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>>690590770
It's an irish name I think.
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River
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Lajos
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>>690590626
thanks, your name?
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Dāgs
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>Thomas
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>>690590770
Cyan is the color
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Hadrian
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>>690590870

Sounds like a stripper
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>>690590833
Checked
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>>690590890
Kevin, It's become a common name for niggers and chinks
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>>690590833
Nope, it's after Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart or some shit. But John or something plain would have been a lot better.
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Mark
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>>690590886
szörnyű/10
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>>690586043
My name is Gwyn.

Im a boy
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Michael
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>>690586043
Eduardo, I fucking hate it but latino parents
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>>690590595
Your mum is the wank engine
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>>690586043
Coen
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>>690590986
Kevin? thats a pretty faggot name
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>Hardelin

Do your worst
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>>690591033
Fucked up teeth /10
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Silas
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>>690591050
post r34 gwen
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>>690591050
Lord of Sunlight/10
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>>690591097
honestly latino parents ain' that bad, especially cuz my mom is a nigger
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>>690590782
Титс ор гтфо
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Craig :,,( kill me now
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>>690591189
Best boss theme ever, amirite?

I was so happy when I found out the final boss of Dark Souls shared my name. So bad ass.
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>>690591256
ingles por favor
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btw my sister wants to name her son Ramses
what should I do?
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>>690591396
Name it ISIS
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>>690591396
Call CPS
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>>690591308
Too bad he gets parried like a chump by everyone. But yeah the track was sweet. I really like piano tracks like that, another one like it is Midna's lament from Twilight Princess.
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Felix. Pretty happy with my name honestly
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>>690591134
That's not a number dipshit.
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>>690591544
vamo arriba la celeste bo
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>>690591042
is it weird that i am german (i know that lajos is hungarian tho)
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Roderick
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>>690591544
that's a cat name. or of a fox..
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>>690591544
8/10 I like the ring of Felix

Sunny
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Candice
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>>690591544
Pewdiepie and ketchup/10
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Pussy
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Zachary
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>>690591598
Seriously a german Lajos!?

How is that even possible!?
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>>690586043
Albyn
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>>690586043
Olaf
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>>690591648
Black or white

Let's see your big black ass candice
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>>690591336
esta ingles, anonso.
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>Derek
Hate it. Hate where it's from. I'm named after a little fucking nigger kid from Barney & Friends.
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>>690591713
ikr
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>>690591619
Thanks, friend.
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Harrison. What do
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>>690591741
Your parents wanted to spell Albino but they couldn't spell it due to their downs syndrome and crippling faggotry
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>>690591884
That makes soo much sense lol
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>>690591751
Top kek
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>>690591751
White
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>>690591965
Don't comment for me
Black
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Nicole
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>>690591653
THAT'S FUCKIN STUPID DUDE.
THATS'S RIGHT I'M FUKIN ROASTIN U RIGHT NOW MAN, AND RIGHT AFTER I POST THIS DANK SHIT I'M FUCKIN LEAVING THIS PIECE OF SHIT THREAD SO I WON'T SEE YOU CRYING IN TEXT FORM, DON'T EVEN TRY TO RESPOND TO ME FUCKER I'M A GHOST AS FAR AS YOU'RE CONCERNED...A FUCKIN OLD ASS GHOST.
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>>690591965
I asked for ass, I still want ass. Show your ass
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>>690592035
>>690592056
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>>690592035
Don't comment for ME.
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Mario
>inb4 italian plumber
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>>690589214
What a shame
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>>690589966
Justin masterrace
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Yoan
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Travis
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>>690592119
Will the real Candice please stand up, please stand up, please stand up

Cause I'm Candice yes I'm Candice all you other Candice's are just imitating so won't the real Candice please stand up, please stand up, please stand up
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>>690592056
Well I asked for a rate and I'm still waiting on that

>ITT no actual ratings are given, OP jerks his dick to the hot names
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Otis. I am named after the town drunk on the Andy Griffith show.
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>>690592214
They wanted to call you yawn because that's what your mother did while she was giving birth
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Hoxton
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Hunter
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>>690586043
Kees
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>>690592257
Fine. Candice is the name I would give to one of my children.

The child that is born grossly deformed and black from two white parents and is abandoned on the side of a road
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>>690592321
Thats a great name, man. My pug is named otis
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>>690591619
I'd name my fox Felix if it wasn't my own name!

>>690591595
I don't understand sorry! Maybe you assumed I was Spanish? I'm actually Welsh

>inb4 sheep fucker
I can't actually remember the last time I was insulted for being welsh

>>690591647
Thank you!

>>690591653
Ikr I'm basically a copycat
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Andi
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Abuhii
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>>690592368
Rad
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Yeriel. I would prefer something else but I guess I didn't get it so bad considering I'm from Mexico so I could have been just another fucking Juan or Pedro.
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>>690592507
Andi Papaj you Albanian jew
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Eddie
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Dennis
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Bruno
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>>690592557
nah wrong
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>>690592549
>So you don't want satellite TV, you want Ariel?

>Yeah, Ariel
>Yerial
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>>690586043
Nikolai
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>>690592631
It wasnt up for discussion, Albanijew
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>>690591602
Could be Broderick
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>>690592719
Tesla
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david
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>>690592750
yes it was
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>>690591256
Kek
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Victor
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Seven
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Muhammad
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>>690593102
Why did your parents call you 7 ? o.o
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Steven (my friends call me steve though)
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Eric
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>>690592787
I was thinking of cod characters but okay
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guys i want some legit opinions because im never sure

joseph
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>>690593247
I was thinking of Japanese porn but okay
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Wojtek
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>>690593263
Your wife got fucked by God so she could give birth to jesus

>Tfw literally named after a holy cuck
Amen
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>>690586043
>Chase
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>>690593392
Wojak
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>>690593194
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Adolf
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Wen
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James.
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Ethan
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Arthur
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>>690586043
Lennard
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Justin

Please no bully.
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>>690593431
Complete opposite from the Chase I know.
>Triggered
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>>690593436
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Shawn
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>>690591696
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>>690593467
10/10 would gas again
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>>690593607
Kek, better go change it, don't shame yourself. Blame Bieber.
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Jacques
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>>690589617
4/10

Alistar
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>>690593405
being a holy cuck is better than being a regular cuck
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>>690593436
There's some shitty beer here in Poland named Wojak
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>>690593499
big dick crew
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>>690593667
6/10
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Jamie
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Connor
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Doggo name is Calcifer
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Shepard
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>>690593845
moo moo
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>>690593467
Cool
Would u like some juice?
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Isaiah (no I'm not Jewish)
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Cody
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>>690594375
Gay
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>>690586043
Jelle
I'm dutch
(pronounced yeah luh)
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>>690593324
Where did you see a Nikolai in Japan?
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>>690594533
I just think about Japanese porn a lot it has nothing to do with that
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Benjamin
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>>690594414
thanks, buddy.
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Ryan
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>>690594678
Fair enoth
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Paul
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Emanuel
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Aidan
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Cary
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>>690595130
carry on
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>>690594311
The only Isaiah I have ever met was a nigger. He definitely wasn't Jewish. He is a professional boxer now.
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Jakob. Spelt with a K for absolutley no fucking reason. I'd rate it 4/10.

I wish my name was Renault. That's pretty cool.
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Antti. My great grandpa was called Anton. Supposedly derived from that.
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Nick
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Anthony
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>>690591544
>Felix. Pretty happy with my name honestly
It's shit makes you sound like a school schooter
>>690595875
>Anthony
gtfo dago
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>>690595820
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William or Will
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>>690590986
I actually know a chink and nigger named Kevin lmao
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bart, and I really like it
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>>690596310
There is way to many of em
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>>690596334
are you black?
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Alan / Jay, Rate both IDK which one I should use.
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>>690596334
Are you yellow?
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Donald, Mostly go by Donnie
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>>690596334
are you a pirate?
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>>690594694
10/10. Benjamin is a top tier name.

I'm a Luke.
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>>690596482
Donnie is pretty good. 9/10
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Thomas
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>>690596093
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Rody
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Nicholas
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>>690596482
Are you boy band?
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>>690596733
Poo
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Tara
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Desmond
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>>690596494
>>690596439
>>690596427

actually no
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>>690596721
Did we just make a new meme?
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>>690596876

ha-ha like the guy in assasins creed, what a great name anon
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>>690597036
no
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>>690597036
No
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Zhane
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Adrián
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Boris
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>>690597267
Mr. Monk/10
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>>690597459
cyka
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>>690597538
im not russian you faggot
im bulgarian
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>>690597486
:D
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Ümit
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>>690597624
>implying there's a difference
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>>690597840
umm yes there is
bulgarians are not faggots
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Øyvind
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>>690588492
Kai get out
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>>690586043
Alan
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>>690597883
Bulgaria is in Europe. Europe is the breeding ground of faggotry
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>>690597036
Newfag
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Abdul-Mu'izz Seif al Din
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>>690592445
Kees kanker kachel?
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>>690598114
stfu amerifat
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>>690586043
Dylan
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>>690598238
ALLAHU AKBAR
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Bob
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>>690598316
I'm actually underweight
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Wesley
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>>690598510
I'm sure it's just your head
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Tammi
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Trixie
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>>690598682
Nah I'm 6 feet and 137lbs.
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Dongus
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im Pussy_Destroyer
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>>690586043
>Daxx
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Iñigo
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>>690598265
hahaha yeah thats me
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>>690598966
haha fag im 6'2 and 135
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Euan

>celtic master race
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>>690600309
Celts are like niggers. Apelike, ugly, and stupid.
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>>690592368
HOXTALICIOUS
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Ozren
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>>690593197
Faggot (my friends call me XxXAUTISMLORD69XxX)
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Kalani Paiʻea Wohi o Kaleikini Kealiʻikui Kamehameha o ʻIolani i Kaiwikapu kauʻi Ka Liholiho Kūnuiākea
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My parents named me fucking Beefy.
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Percy
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>>690601109
india/10
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Kieran
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>>690586043
>ctrl+F 'Rory'
>0 results
So what do you guys think of Rory as a name?
>pic related, only famous Rory I could think of
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>>690601176
Ppl used to call me Percy Jackson in high school
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Sumer
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Renaud
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>>690602578
Was that a typo or are your parents legit autists?
>>690602735
frog/10
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>>690598966
im 6,8 and 174 lbs
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Nikodem
Try to beat me.
Protip: You cannot.
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>>690602867
Interesting so basically both the Gulf War were Sumer camps
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William
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Emilia
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Caden
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Matias
(pronounced mah-tea-us)
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Mason
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>>690605012
The numbers!
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>>690605082
Kek
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Fhrynz
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>>690590986
https://youtu.be/yuwprXAaSv0
Y r u such a cunt m8????
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Liam
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>ctrl+F 'Erik*
>0 results

Where my scandis at?
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Daan

my Australian and American friends say 'Dan' though
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Firar
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Emre
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Zarohs
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Ruslan
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Christopher John
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Makhlas
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pene
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Willy
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Kekleon
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>>690592368
Wanker
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Alden
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>>690586043
Thompson.
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Shelby
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