Waifu claiming thread. >Claim your Waifu/Husbando >No
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Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
>claim
>>690457677
Penny Claim
>Probably last claim, gonna play some vidya and watch anime soon
>>690457677
kagami claimed!!!
>>690457248
It is, especially if you're in a position to also do outdoor through the club, nothing gets people together like a 3 hour drive and a good amount of hiking before rock climbing.
You also avoid the worst of the worst 3dpd girls (nails can't survive rock climbinb) while not having the terrible boy-girl ratios of traditional "nerd" hobbies.
Kurumi Claimed
>>690457866
>>690457335
To be honest I don't know much about you because you are so easy to over look. I would check out Mirai Nikki but I don't want to waste my time on a shit tier entry level anime.
why is Konata sorry
fuck chicken nigger cunts
Akiko claimed
>>690457677
Thanks for the bake bro
>>690457349
>Mei
People just get mad because they can't handle the bae
>>690457396
Sounds like something someone who got an icicle jammed up their frozen cranium would say
>>690457746
I've fucked worse things
Claim.
![Syndra [202].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hw8xjlH.jpg "Syndra [202].jpg")
It was a prank, Mei poster. Mei is obviously 2nd best though.
tracer is #1, wouldn't you agree Akiko?
I've been a naughty waifu :(
>>690458186
>>690458004
>I would check out Mirai Nikki but I don't want to waste my time on a shit tier entry level anime.
Shots fired, I call Mirai Nikki the bethesda of anime, terrible in every single way but for some reason has an element of inherent entertainment.
First OP was pretty good though.
>>690458149
>tracer is #1, wouldn't you agree Akiko?
>
>>690458004
I needed a hand last night and you didn't reply.
I guess you could have just skipped it, but I'd like to hear it from you.
>>690458186
You need a good spanking and taco bell :P.
Miho claimed
>>690457493
I slept in today to till like noon. But that was only cause i was sick last night. Where do you live?
>>690457864
people make finding grills waaaaay easier then it is lol
>>690458186
Still no clue what you're talking about
>b8
Claimed
Just got home. I was in my mom's grave.I'm more relaxed and calm now. I don't think I will think to take my own life in a while.
>>690458304
>>690458274
>I call Mirai Nikki the bethesda of anime
Kek'd.
It goes like this: Mercy>Tracer=Mei>DVa(cause the bitch has attitude problems)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Widow
>>690458186
time for your spanking
>>690458421
sound* way easier sorry im retarted
Meins.
>>690458057
>Sounds like something someone who got an icicle jammed up their frozen cranium would say
Not true. One does not have to play the game to see that.
>>690458421
This isn't to say that it's easy, I haven't been with a girl in many years but, that's partially because I stopped doing social stuff like that. Rock climbing won't instantly get you a girl but it will help your social skills and is also fun.
>>690458472
Perhaps clumsily phrased but you get my point.
>Fiery disposition
>Long hair, very defensive of long hair
>Protective
>>690458461
>>690458544
>>690458570
>>690458615
>>690458274
If you think a bethesda game is terrible you didn't mod it enough.
>>690458570
>>690458330
>>690458304
lol reaper best waifu
>>690457510
Hmm start with something light, alcohol is only good for casual hangouts and shit
>>690457623
Na, I have chronic bronchitis
>>690458004
>shit tier
>watamote is a literally who anime
lol k son
>>690458186
Go on...
>>690458770
Mah fucking nigga!
>>690458874
Kill yourself.
>>690459011
you know you like reaper
>>690458874
Pizza slut!
>>690458874
>edgelord emo underage detected
>Akiko
>>690458770
You forgot one
>in RWBY
Kinda hard to find something to make up for that flaw.
>>690458870
The weird thing is that I'm not even sure if I would call bethesda games terrible, but every part of it is; the game is better than the sum of its parts but I would still hesitate to call the recent ones good.
>>690459103
>reaper
>not bastion
You dont know how to make people salty
>>690458874
I agree.
>mercy
Kirara claimed as always.
>>690458874
>>690459168
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eCiFO7qV54E
Claimed!
>>690456342
So I get to smack them?
>>690456370
I like them, and most turnbased strategy games
>Git gud scrub
>>690456718
The new ones are pretty good, and swordmaster is super OP, it's great
>>690456992
How are you?
>>690457335
Can I hire you to assassinate other posters?
Maybe mei?
And my 3g is shit
>>690459166
how dare you
>>690459168
>DIE!
>DIE!
>DIE!
I hate today. A day where Everyone Talks about how great their dad's are or were and I sit here being reminded about what a fucking asshole that dude is and how He was never in my life Period. Feels angry man.
>>690458310
Ah, sorry. I seriously must look like a jerk. Did you get the help you needed.
>>690459168
Reaper is a gold mine when it comes to parodies
>Kurumi
Blair the Cat (Soul Eater)
Claimed.
How many of you visit >>>/trash/ alot?
>>690458973
>chronic bronchitis
Fuck... sorry to hear it
>>690459393
Come at me bro.
>>690459442
Put a bra on
>>690459449
once a day
>>690459398
That's how I feel about mother's day.
>>690459393
>how dare you
That's not even a picture of esdeath. It's a picture of pizza slut dressed as esdeath.
>>690459583
>implying he can tell the difference
>>690459480
Eh I'll live, sucks but oh well
>>690459329
you just dont understand how deep he is
>>690459530
ill fight you irl
>>690459583
how the fuck did you figure it out
CLAIMED
>>690459733
What part of burgerland do you live in?
>>690459536
Make me.
>>690459568
Word. My dad is a scumbag one of those nothing can heal that relationship. I can't wait for him to die so i can go to his funeral and tell everyone what a piece of shit he was. No joke i was in rehab once there was a fellow patient who knew more about my dad then i did. How fucked up is that.
>>690459416
I told about how I waited until 7 AM for Sunshine to show up, which she never did, and how I've been screwing my schedules just for the sake of talking.
I guess I did got that help, in the end.
>I seriously must look like a jerk.
Eh, you're alright. Don't worry
>>690459804
Too slow
>>690459797
Bring it.
>>690459826
Texas
>>690459797
>how the fuck did you figure it out
By looking at the pictures?
>>690459845
Don't make me suck and slap those milk bags
>>690459536
>"Put a bra on"
>Being this gay
>>690459421
I'm fairly certain that was the point
>>690459442
Don't fugg the cat
>>690457998
>>690458052
>>690458310
>>690458610
>>690459442
Excellent taste.
I am disappoint at everyone else.
>>690459969
Only a 26 hour drive, not bad
>>690460112
Goodness boy, There aint much around here
>>690459978
Please do
>>690459978
Wait now I'm confused are you against the nude pics or do you like them and you're just being weird?
I really wish someone would spank me...
>>690459733
But coughing everyday? Jesus man..
>>690459849
Ok mine wasn't that bad and we managed to mend our relationship somewhat after I learned more about why she was that way.
>>690460109
You have really bad taste dude
>>690460216
Is it still racists and guns?
>>690459896
take a swing bra
>>690459972
you win this time logic
>>690460276
Oh you haven't caught onto my stupidity? Yes, I was just playing with you.
>>690460330
i would spank you
>>690460330
Here we witness a wild faggot who should have died in the Orlando Shooting.
>>690460330
>>690460330
Nothing like a kinky spanking.
>>690460112
Where are you from?
>>690460330
Never!
>>690460109
why thank you anon
i can see you know the surperior waifus
>>690460330
sounds kinky :^)
>>690459449
Checked it out when it was initiated, ponies took over like they were supposed to. Surprisingly, well not really, Tomoko is very popular there.
>>690459398
Ya know that all of that is a lie, don't ya ?
Most of the time, the more father and children hate each other, the more they will fake their love on especial dates.
>>690459969
I'm trying really hard to not see ya as a racist and homophobic cowboy
>>690460330
What kind of wish is that?
>>690460494
Have you lost your way to edgeville Anon?
>>690460364
>Implying Texas was ever all racists and guns
Yea no, it's not
Right then ladies and gentlemen, its about that time I head off to grill, catch ya'll later
>>690460330
How bout you spank deez nutz
>>690460357
Pretty much, cough drops sometimes helps
>>690460364
Yup, grilling, guns blazing and lots and lots of racial slurs
>>690460587
Maybe I am a racist and homophobic cowboy
>>690460693
Everything I believed was wrong, heaven was a lie all along.
>>690460587
The fact that people believe the Texan stereotype hurts
Off to work, bye boys.
>>690460445
Well ok then...
>>690459853
Ooohhh.. So sunshine is Kirino? Some Kirino poster early early AM for me was crying about standing Ruri, I assume you, up.
Ehh. He was sorry. Cut him some slack.
But don't lose sleep over him, he doesn't seem to lose sleep over you.
>>690460801
see ya later pink haired bitch
>>690460922
well nigger stereotypes are true arent they?
>>690460666
>Edgeville
>Rolls a 666
>>690461096
You're goddamn fucking right.
>>690460801
Well that would be bad. We have a lot of...... peculiar.....people over here
>>690460922
Well, in Brazil, a fat-stereotyped-Texan would be the definition of a normal American
>>690459398
>A day where Everyone Talks about how great their dad's are or were
kek
let me lighten your day
I feel nothing but contempt for my dad
My dad is a literal cuck. He left our mom with toddler me and bro and newborn sis to fuck off and have the time of his life with the literal embodiment of Cruella de Vil. The divorce was thick with fights. We had nothing left and my mom now had to support 3 children with one intern level job.Years later she managed to get us back on our feet, still unbelievable really.
And this fucking bitch is the bane of my existance. A hypocritical snarky, arrogant bitch that has always and still does favoritism and makes us do everything while she sits on her ass all day. By leaving us for this succubus he doomed our mom and his children to a youth of starvation and poverty. We had to sleep with 4 in one bed Charlie and the chocolate factory style. We couldn't afford heating, food, warm water or proper housing. After roughly 4 or 5 years of fucking around he comes back and demands we stay with him 4/14 days. Life there was pretty much and endurance test. Because my dad is such a cuck he dares not speak against my stepbitch. She's the undisputed matriarch and the reason I have such disrespect for authority. I'm the only one who dares go against her, even if I pay a heavy price for it. I hate her. She thinks I grew up to tolerate her, but I still hold a deep grudge and every fiber of my being wishes her dead
rant over
I think it's pretty incoherent. Just ask me whatever
>>690460452
lood
>>690460801
mang... That sounds like a shit time to me
Claimed
>>690460922
Texans are, overall, extremely nice. I miss living there. Moving back soon.
QOTT:
why am I still alive?
Late claim still playing League
>>690461661
Because you're a faggot
>Guess who
>>690461661
Because you're a pussy who can't end it
>>690461569
;)
>>690459258
meh
>Akiko
>>690461786
Kek
>>690461811
>You are being penalized for leaving the last match early
>>690461811
stop leaving games early
>>690461761
i dont know it could be anyone on this thread or /b
>friend tells me about this new 'ankhstream' restaurant
>be curious, check it out
>it's this dark leaking restaurant, 20 blocks from the city centre but still crammed with people
>not sure what to order, I order a random burger, the one that most of these people seem to be eating
>it's absolutely disgusting
>look around to see other people having the same horrible experience
>some guy yells at me that his burger is delicious and way better than mine
>see it's the same burger
>yell back that mine is better and that he should go fuck himself
>return to my burger
>enjoy the rest of my horrifying burger
>never leave the restaurant
>>690461925
>>690461969
I literally told about my shit internet and random disconnects last thread
>>690461502
I feel you, my step-mom is the worst person I've met in my life by far. She treats my dad like shit and ruined our families relationship. One day she was bitching in my face and I just had enough and left home the next day.
fuck i got to go ill be on later by /waifu
>>690461811
QUITTER!
QUITTER!
>>690461661
I'm planning on sacrificing you later, need you alive till then
>>690462285
Goodbye!
I think I might be invisible
>>690462170
Sure sure, that's what they all say.
>>690462137
I always loved this one.
>>690462611
Interesting power, who will cut you open for science?
>>690462611
(you)
>>690460587
dude i havent seen my dad in fuckin 15 years how is that faking?
>>690462829
You wouldn't happen to be black would you?
Dio-sama...
I'm starting to think no one even knows that Kalista is a champion.
>>690462829
What I'm saying is that the people who like to show off their love for their father in special dates, most likely, are faking.
>>690462723
EVERYONE!
>>690462825
Thanks
>>690463062
She is good if you can play her, which I have a friend who can. Great combo with Leo or Braum
Now in Nebraska, I feel slightly depressed all of the sudden, is that normal?
>>690463062
>one of the most played champions
What are you talking about?
>>690461661
Because you literally can't do anything right
>>690462283
She's a hypocritical arrogant know-it-all bitch with a god complex
She 'asserts' her role as the matriarch (she gave her that title herself) by breaking the rules we have to follow. She makes us do all the house chores all the fucking time because "I already work and buy your food"
This bitch "works" in the women's clothes part of my dad's tiny ass shop in a very quiet town
Ironically she is "depressed" and sits on her ass at home half of the time. She's got it all figured out
I'm seemingly the only flaw in her life, we clash on a daily basis. Sparks fly
Worst thing I did was spit in her face. I got hit for that but it was oh so worth it
>>690462287
see >>690462170 you fucking cuck
Normally I never leave games, not missing out on that sweet XP
>>690462627
Shiki please just end my suffering
>>690463232
I mean, probably.
>>690463261
Well I just played a match with a Leona that was being too much of a pussy to ever engage and she seemed rather confused as to why we were losing, I have a golden rule as Kalista and its Rekt or get rekt, this Leona decided to not do anything so we got rekt. Also she somehow wasn't aware of Kalista's ultimate and I was a bit outraged.
>>690463410
QUITTER!
QUITTER!
CHICKEN SHITTER!
>>690462283
Realized I was just ranting about my own stepbitch
Sorry about what happened to your family. Maybe you can mend the bond if she stays out of your way. You did a good thing by getting out. I wish I could leave, but studies and financials tie me down
>>690463755
cuckz
I got my Yuiko pics back. I'm gonna be using they again in the next thread
>>690461075
I'm not forgiving her.
But thank you.
>>690463872
At least I'm not a quitter.
>>690462723
>>690462285
You two have great taste.
>>690463526
Fucking Nebraska, and it is 100 degrees out
As a Leona main, I feel pained. Leona goes balls-deep starting level 3 and never looks back
>>690464043
Please no
>>690463117
oh sorry bro my bad
>>690464207
Yes.
>>690464297
That's worse than being lumped in with SAO or Yuno
>>690464020
Well. Your call. I'm sure he didn't do it maliciously, but that is a pretty shitty thing to do.
I know what it is like to be stood up and left to dry.
I love my trips
And my scones
But mostly my trips
>If trips get, every waifu of the thread must be given to me this very instant!
>>690464225
No problem
>>690464118
37.7°C is a normal summer over here
>>690464547
Well at least I can still make my scones
>>690464547
One day...
>>690464678
I've never actually tried to make scones, did they turn out well?
>>690464032
>slow clap
Well you got me there you wonderful mistake of nature. Hahaa
>>690464547
Damn, not this time but who knows maybe next try
Don't stop believing trips guy
>>690464547
Not even close
>>690464627
That's a bit hotter than I would like
>>690464510
I've been unlucky, haven't I?
>>690463872
Thanks, hope you can get out soon too. How much longer do you think you'll have to endure until you can leave? Unfortunately for me I don't get to see my dad anymore because of her.
>>690464978
Pretty bad to be honest.
Still here
>>690464118
Well Kalista always needs a support that's poised and ready to go balls deep, gotta get some of those sweet sweet early kills because if you don't, then you just get destroyed after a few minutes of farming. Well depending on who you're facing at least.
Also I never have any issues with heat, in fact even if its hot as balls outside I still wear heavy clothing as everyone I see looks at me like I'm some sort of madman.
>>690464953
Our definition of hot is: Hot enough to put train lines on fire (ya know those wooden things that go under the trail and shit) it happens a lot over here. Summer in Rio de Janeiro is like 50°C
>>690465340
Hi
>>690465025
3 years if I don't fuck up. I'm going to try and subtly visit them less and less
Thank fucking god I have my own place close to the university where I can be alone. The only reason I still go back is because of my little sister
>>690464702
Certainly hope so
>>690464764
The encouragement is appreciated kind man
Couldn't have gone this far without it
>>690464749
Better than I had hoped!
But living in a family of six, they disappeared more quicker than I would have liked.
Give it a go sometime, they're pretty simple to make and delicious to boot.
Claimed best ship slut
>>690465827
Hot.
>>690465827
idk mang Seaport Hime got some interesting character traits.
>>690465769
>more quicker
My english is well off today
>>690465568
>little sister
You're good anon. I have two little step sisters who are unfortunately the children of the evil bitch and I feel so bad for them. She treats them like shit and is going to fuck them up long term for sure.
>>690465769
Family is always a shame when it comes to food.
>>690465827
>not iowa
