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Found lizard in house trips decides what happens
insert it in your butthole
rolling for put it in a more reasonable container
like anything
a fuckin zip loc come on
free it
>>690451941
Space Program
>>690451941
insert it into butthole
Let it go you asshole
>>690451941
Space program!!!!
>>690452220
>>690452250
>>690451941
let it bite your dick
>>690451941
Rolling for this
https://youtu.be/FJCmcf7doCc
>>690452220
WINRAR
>>690451941
grab large knife
hold knife with point right above lizards torso
plunge knife into lizards torso
Let it free.
eat it
Set free
>>690451941
Give it a blowjob
OP here: space program wins, space suit currently under construction
Cut him in half, put it on a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
>>690452454
Hi you must be new here.* Whispers needs to be the last digit too. *
found it in your house? not unless you lived in Pakistan. looks like a baby leopard gecko, fucking fag. return it to petco.
>>690452454
Nobody called you a newfag yet?
Well... space program. Duh.
:D First Jizz on it then Space
>>690451941
Up your pussy it goes, OP.
No pussy? Then pooper hole is fine with me.
>>690452691
It's alright I'm on it.
Let him go
eat it
>>690451941
you now have a new pet feed him and make him comfy his new name is Slitherton
>>690452621
op seems like a female if so i need tits for verification
>>690452621
It is a lizard you dumbfuck not a tiny human doll.Give it a proper space suit.
>>690452820
Rerol
>>690451941
Grab it by its tail until it lets its tail fall off, then let the lizard go.
Shove tail up your urethra.
>>690452786
reroll
i repeat, up the pussy
if no pussy, then asshole
free it and kill yourself
Let it crawl on your genitalia for as long as it wants
S P A C E P R O G R A M
>>690452780
rerol..
eat it
>>690451941
and poop it
>>690451941
>>690452780
reroll
>>690452932
Reroll
up the ass it goes
roll for Lizard Space Program
Let it drown
Put it into the blender and make a shake out of it.
Spaaaaaaaaaaaace!
>>690452780
rerolla
eat its head
Set it free
>>690451941
set it free,you fucking faggot!
Let there be a magical 5 or I'm gonna kill my self.
Jizz on it
Space program
Lizard... you will be a great astronaut.
let it live in your house
>>690453002
Reroll
>>690452780
no worries i got this
Cook it in the oven at 400 degrees for 30 minutes
Let the little Fucker live
>>690451941
Release it outside
>>690452780
rerollb
chug a cup of bleach then let it go
Free it!
>>690451941
Send it back to Asia
Name it chip and Send him to space.
Trips says he lives
>>690452220
Get
>>690452220
This
Let him go
/b psychology games!
Put in freezer for 5 mins then microwave for 5 secs.
Repeat until lizbro is collecting his virgins
Let it bite your dick
>>690451941
Let it out. They're good to have around your house to eat the insects
Let it go, it's an animal not something you should just fuck with because you feel like it
blend
>>690452780
rerollc
>>690451941
and the ugly guys losers is ugly as shit and try to be better then everybody even if its lame or has to lie like how the ugly people losers is better then the attrative loser people so thtats why the ugly people losers like the ugly guys losers is ugly as shit with there ugly as shit face and plus the ugly people losers like the ugly guys smell like dog poop like beyonce
so thats why fuck reddit and the ugly people losersl ike the ugly guys losers that smell like dog poo like beyonce and is ugly
and the ugly guys losers is ugly as shit and has to hurt the popular people the ugly way cause is too ugly to hurt the popular people with looks so has to hurt the popular people the ugly way and has to hurt the attrative loser people the ugly way and doesnt hurt the popular people if cant hurt the popular people the ugly way and thats why the ugly guys losers is ugly as shit and smell like shit like beyonce and has to hide that the ugly guys losers and the ugly people losers is ugly and smell like dog shit like beyonce on tv n music n pretty much everything like books or movies
and still try to hurt the popular people the ugly way
cause can hurt the popular people the ugly way cause the ugly people losers can hurt the popular poeple and attrative popular people the ugly way cause the ugly people losers is too ugly to hurt the popular people with looks and got rejected the popular people and is ugly and smell like dog poop like beyonce like the ugly guys losers that is ugly and smell like dog poop and get rejected by the popular people and is ugly and thats why the ugly people losers like the ugly guys losers n reddit that smell like shit like beyonce n is ugly is ugly and pathatic
so who want to be around ugly guys losers that smell like shit like beyonce n is ugly and lame and too ugly to hurt the popular people with looks and got rejected by the popular people but still act gay and powerful but is still ugly n smell like poo like beyonce
Space Program
>>690452854
bump
>>690453388
dub dubs count!!!!
Make it bite your dick
>>690453362
Roll
Freeze inside a bowl of water and show results of it
>>690453175
Reroll
>>690453453
reroll for space program
Let it free
microwave
Just let him go.
>>690452501
>>690453177
Fukken winnie!!!
MICROWAWE IT
>>690452780
rerolld
Let him/she be the first lizard on mars
>>690453555
TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO
>>690453453
space geckos
>>690453555
Fuck you
>>690451941
release outside in a safe place
>>690452621
There was no even trips you autistic fuck.
Rolling for set it free outside
Bite it's head off
>>690453555
CHECKED Microwave it is
>>690453555
NOOO!!!!!
>>690453555
oh shit boys
>>690453555
ALERT WINRAR
>>690453555
Winrar!
lynch it with yarn and tie it to a tree branch
>>690453555
rip
>>690453555
No such thing as microwawe keep rolling
Let it go
>>690453555
WINRAR
OP better pull this off.
>>690452454
Stupid fag, that aint trips
>>690453555
This is
>>690453555
its fucking ogre..
you better ufkcing deliver
Let it go
>>690453555
nice...
Send it to space to meet its brother.
Cicada
>>690453555
Microwave the fucker make 4chan grreat again
>>690453792
too late man, it's gonna get microwaed aww yisssss
Only quads can save it now
>>690453827
And spider
quads master here, eat it alive u fucker
>>690453735
Second this
>>690453905
fucking hell no i wanna see it struggle for its life i'm so edgy
Pls free
Let it go
Quads get
>>690451941 you. Look at this shit !!
You need to deliver
>>690453555
>>690453555
yeah and better deliver a viedo
Rolling for a quad, space program
Put in the radioactive bin and press 20mins!
Try and shove it up your asshole
lizard /bro is about to get nuked
Op here: 1st trips was false my bad, wasnt paying attention go ahead and reroll
pls no micro program
<-- This has become the piece of shit where all the non-delivering faggots resides. Either you deliver by frying it alive, chop it in two with a katana or gtfo
Quads get for space program !
Space program is a go
>>690454141
Isn't that how Godzilla was made?
Op: not fucking up my microwave for you cucks, reroll
>>690454206
rolling
Microwave it
Let it pinch your dick/eye with its mouth
Release into wild
Force it to watch Afterburner with Bill Whittle first.
Let it bite your dick, i wanna see blood
raise it as your own son
>>690454317
>>690454206
Faggot, everyone abandon thread
OP, look at my quads. I plea that you allow the lizard to live! It is innocent! Its caught up in a world beyond its control! You cannot decide its death!..
Unless you send that nigger to space
Always send it to space
>>690454317
Wont fuck it up fag, just put a cover on it.
Please, let him go.
Let it go
>>690454317
Bail on thread. OP is confirmed cuck
Normally I'm all for "up the pooper" but we have a chance at history... That being said, rolling for space program
LET IT GO
draw directly on its eyeballs with permanent marker and watch it run in circles while randomly kicking it
Let go or I will set your house on fire. Quads get
Space program. And lower to dubs to end this shit
My quads think you should fry it in a pan
Space program plz
Satan says space
spaceprogram get
>>690454206
Thats not op. Im OP. Im preparing the fucker. Its moving so much.
cum on it
>>690454601
reroll
Drown it in cum.
>>690454552
Rolling
Fill the bag with vodka/alcohol but to where the lizard can still breathe. Let it absorb the alcohol until it's fucking hammered and then release it in your house
at least make it so the fucker can breath asshole
Launch him/her into orbit
>>690451941
Freeze it then space program
>>690454700
double reroll it has to work someday
Set it on top of foil... then put in microwave. Then turn microwave on.
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Rolling for space program.
>>690454733
Dubs, end it and send it to space god damn it
>>690454761
Reroll
Bake it into a cake
>>690451941
Space program.
Burn it.
>>690454779
op is a retard
>>690453362
Rolling
>>690454733
Reroll
Eat him alive
>>690451941
set hims free
>>690454317
put the lizard in a zip bag you faggot
>>690454317
Hey op
We're done with this threat.
Happy 404
>>690451941
It's a Mediterranean gecko, you should take it out that bag before it suffocates, then release it outside when it gets dark. It is strictly nocturnal and will die in the sun. Keep in mind, they will eat all the spiders and other pests you don't want around your house.
Send him to space
Let him go.
>>690454878
Roll
Space program
>>690454921
This is too much trolling kys fag.
YOUR STATISTICALLY CAPABLE OF GETTING DUBS STFU
>>690452454
Space
>>690454990
gogo spaceprogram i feel the story coming
Cut its head off
Let it bite your dick then free it
If your gonna be a complete faggot OP, let my lizard boi free
>>690454822
Checked
let it go
>>6904548
Roll
>>690455066
I got dubs I root for microwave.
Then space it afterwards.
>>690451941
and the ugly guys losers is ugly as shit and try to be better then everybody even if its lame or has to lie like how the ugly people losers is better then the attrative loser people so thtats why the ugly people losers like the ugly guys losers is ugly as shit with there ugly as shit face and plus the ugly people losers like the ugly guys losers smell like dog poop like beyonce
so thats why fuck the ugly people losers like the ugly guys losers that smell like dog poo like beyonce and is ugly
and the ugly guys losers is ugly as shit and has to hurt the popular people the ugly way cause is too ugly to hurt the popular people with looks so has to hurt the popular people the ugly way and has to hurt the attrative loser people the ugly way and doesnt hurt the popular people if cant hurt the popular people the ugly way and thats why the ugly guys losers is ugly as shit and smell like shit like beyonce and has to hide that the ugly guys losers and the ugly people losers is ugly and smell like dog shit like beyonce on tv n music n pretty much everything like books or movies
and still try to hurt the popular people the ugly way
cause can hurt the popular people the ugly way cause the ugly people losers can hurt the popular poeple and attrative popular people the ugly way cause the ugly people losers is too ugly to hurt the popular people with looks and got rejected the popular people and is ugly and smell like dog poop like beyonce like the ugly guys losers that is ugly and smell like dog poop and get rejected by the popular people and is ugly and thats why the ugly people losers like the ugly guys losers n reddit that smell like shit like beyonce n is ugly is ugly and pathatic
so who want to be around ugly guys losers or the ugly people losers that smell like shit like beyonce n is ugly and lame and too ugly to hurt the popular ppl with looks and got rejected by the popular people but still act gay and powerful but is still ugly n smell like poo like beyonce
WTF OP IF YOU DO THREADS WHERE ROLLING FOR TRIPS, TRIPS USED TO MEAN SOMETHING. YOU ASSHOLE MODS BAN HIM AND MAKE 4CHAN GREAT AGAIN.
Send him to jewpiter
get it stoned and feed it crickets
Space Program
Microwave it in the bag. Won't fuck up your microwave
let's just accept it, OP won't deliver
>>690455222
Holy shit.
Stomp on it
Throw it into a wall.
Not a lizard, thats a gecko
Set lizard free, you faggot O
>>690455222
Nice trips
>>690455222
>>690453555
OP DELIVER NOW
Man, just let it go.
let it go.
>>690455222
THE TRIP/DUBS HAVE SPOKEN
>>690455268
This
>>690451941
I got dubs man so fucking microwave it and send it up to space with balloons. Or tie it to firecracker. Or maybe send it up alive and put a note in the bad saying to anyone who finds it to put it in the microwave and take video and put it on youtube then come to /b/ and link us to video.
>>690455222
YOU RUINED IT FAGGOT
>>690455222
You just wasted space program trips dumb nigger
>>690455222
what a madman
Space is the place
>>690451941
Smash it with your dick
>>690455363
Geckos are classified under lizards faggot
Give him a home.
>>690455306
Make 4chan great again!
>>690455427
>>690455429
Let it go
Let it go
Cant take it back anymore!
LET IT BITE YOUR DICK TILL IT BLEEDS
>>690455268
Rolling
>>690455456
nope
>>690455222
>>690453555
OP Is a faggot if will not deliver
OP better deliver
NASA LIZARD SPACE PROGRAM
>>690455488
>Smash it with your dick
The things i'd do to see that..
Smoke irs dung.
>>690455222
WINRAR!!!!!
>>690455600
DUBS HERE OP
Cover pan in butter heat it up throw him in, eat dinner.
>>690455222
Not only trips. Full house
>>690451941
Stick it in your ass (alive)
Mail it to Trump and tell him his coming "bosses" wanted him to remember who's in charge.
>>690455499
Then why is it called a gecko and not a lizard, niggerfaggot.
Put it's tail in your dick while jacking off.
Reroll
Tape it to your ceiling
Space program
Try to rape it then free it
>>690453555
OP will never deliver
Eat it whole
>>690455697
I root for my friend here, ban the fags who want to let it go and make 4chan great again. And do what anon says. Space program or microwave anon?
>>690455268
Reroll
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>>690455825
Nigger you said it wasn't a lizard
Fry it in a pan
>>690453555
Fucking do it faggot
Space space space
It will be the first crocodile in space
Show it's lizard penis.
>>690451941
OP you're a piece of shit. Microwave the thing and THEN send it up to space.
>>690455268
Get
Space program
BOIL IT IN HOT WATER
pour gas on it, burn it, then record it suffering.
Microwave the fucker quads demand it
>>690456199
Reroll
>>690456074
This would make everyone except the moral fags happy. Do it op
Space m8
>>690451941
Tell him you love him
>>690451941
OP where tf are you!!!! You better be doing this stuff man. Or else kys
We must rescue the frog all other attempts have failed and we must send this Komodo Dragon after him!
>>690456311
Reroll
>>690456074
this
>>690453382
Agreed, do what this anon says OP
