Your age: Religion:
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Your age:
Religion:
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Jedi
>>690440355
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Pastafarian
>>690440355
>Your age: 26
>Religion: None
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1Jedi
8
Satanist
>>690440355
25
n/a
>>690440355
>scroba
>scroba
>>690440644
76
kek
why is the pic ariel helwani?
>>690440710
Are you me, or am I you?
>>690440355
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Antitheist, ALL religion is damaging to society and should be abolished.
21
Memes
>>690440916
We are one
300
I'm a Sith lord
>>690440992
Well I'm an antiatheist.
Lack of religion is damaging to society and should be abolished. It's also pretty cringe inducing.
>>690440992
>Antitheist, ALL religion is
>ALL religion is
>is
Stop skipping school
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Shia islam
>>690440355
>22
>Agnostic
30
None
20
don't care, not saying i'm an atheist, i just don't care
>>690441181
YO MODS
THERE BE A YOUNG MAN IN 4CHAN
>>690440355
18
Spritualism
No thanks Mr Fbi
>>690440992
As Jesus once said:
Burn this cunt
>>690440355
39
Catholic master race
>>690440355
26
Dubs
Twenty. Roman Catholic.
>>690441181
>>690441359
(You)
>>690441255
Top tier sand monkey
>>690441198
No, ANTI-THEISM says all religious ideologies are harmful to humanity. That is not the same as Atheism. Google terms before saying stupid troll shit. Your existence is cringe-inducing, you ignoramus.
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Old gods
>>690440355
21
Mandalorian neo-paganism
>>690440992
age is what i roll.
SINCE IM A JEDI.
>>690440355
31
Atheist, bordering on antitheist
On /b/ since 2005. What the fuck is wrong with me.
>>690441748
Nope, not the same. You nitwit.
>>690441773
holy shit im old
>>690440355
24
Atheist, but I admire a few aspects of Hinduism, Jainism and Buddhism, though those aspects are more closely related to personal sprituality rather than anything to do with a deity.
>>690441748
>>690440355
19
Orthodox Judaism
32
Atheist
>>690441748
I have no problem with people having religion, it clearly helps SOME be good people. But overall it is damaging. I'm not going to waste my life trying to convince idiots that they're idiots.
>>690440355
> 18
> Anti-religious
>>690441839
>>690441716
Hows it going, wearing armor all the time?
24
No
Age 1
Religion rapist
21
Catholic
>>690440913
idk bruh lol
Age: 31
Religion: Christian
>>690442116
Only when fighting these bastards
>>690440644
>>690440736
>>690441144
19
Christian
There is a god.
Atheists are cancerous.
>>690442124
Well, I never insulted any religion here. I simply said I don't believe in any but I like a few things about some religions. You have me confused with a neckbeard.
>>690440355
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militant atheist
>>690442353
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None
>>690442053
you're also a dirty jew
>>690440992
Found the neckbeard
>>690442459
I can't lie, that gif made me fucking kek.
>>690440695
if this is true, then what is the last line of the holy piby?
>>690442478
20
Lutheran
33 I believe in fairy winkles, believe in magical yes I do
>>690440355
24
atheist/christian
21
Pastafarian
>>690441686
I'm not sure you know how to read.
22
none
>>690442655
The fuck?!?!!
28
Kabbalist
18
none
>>690442540
Pastafarianism is not the same as Rastafarianism
31
Atheist
>>690441255
Are the shia the good muslims or the bad Muslims
18
Phuturist
pastebin ejBgHehJ
19
Uniting (it's a thing, google it)
29
not religious but I do believe in spiritual enlightenment and have a buddha sculpture I bought at the dollar store.
34
Hindu (not actively practicing)
21
Ayy lmao
>>690440355
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Bigger fish to fryism
>>690442701
I was strictly atheist for a long time, but modern atheists and so dogmatic, idiotic, and other characteristics I didn't like Christians for I find myself wanting to because I Christian to distance myself from all these degenerate spergs. Many modern atheists worship science and the government, fuck that shit.
>>690442948
Lulz
My profile. Debate me. Pro tip - you can't.
>>690441748
Such a fantastic misrepresentation of militant atheists.
I never engage with fucking morons on the internet, I prefer to insult peoples long held and idiotic faith to their faces in a short and very one sided discussion about their nonsensical sky wizard and his omni-absence.
If you think this warrants a told you so then be aware that you instantly label yourself a fucking moron.
19
Evangelical Protestant (Wesleyan specifically)
Been on /b/ for years, I just don't talk religion on it.
>>690442853
Yes and no. Shia and Sunni divide is perpendicular to the violent/non-violent divide.
>>690443111
I understand fuck the government but why science?
>>690441773
12
scientologist
>>690442853
are the catholic the good keks or bad keks?
12
Atheist
>>690443291
You sound too punchable to be real.
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Sunni Muslim
>deus vult?
>>690440355
3
pastafarian
>>690440355
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catholic master race
>>690440355
18, gonna be 19 July seccond
Agnostic, solely because I believe that allowing your life to be dictated by what something tells you is dumb. Live your life they way you want to, but not because someone told you you should live it a certain way.
>>690443642
15
Sunni Muslim too.
>>690443373
I love science. But science has been used a propaganda and people are shamed for questioning it. I cannot even tell you how many times I have been shamed for questioning vaccines and global warming. That's not science, shaming people who questioning science, just like a Christian shaming someone for not believing. But I never find myself being shamed by Christians but often by atheists for not believing in insufficient data. Science is supposed to be scrutinized but you have all these trendy atheists with a dogmatic view that all science is always right. Even though it's well known that scientists are paid to manipulate numbers and run the tests over and over until a predestined result is achieved to push an agenda. Thus science has become the new god and I want to be a christian now instead as I am a republican.
20, No religious affiliation
>>690440695
>>690440992
>>690441686
>>690442423
>>690442658
>>690443291
*tips fedora*
>>690443959
>ayy fam. salam, and ramadan mubarak.
>>690441748
>Militant atheists talk shit about religion on the internet and wank off to Richard Dawkins
>Militant religious people spread their desert religion all across Europe, killing anyone who opposed them and destroying the indiginous faiths. To this day, militants continue to slaughter innocent people in terrorists attacks, all in the name of their god.
Wow, it's almost as if you were trying to prove yourself wrong.
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luciferian
13
Edgatarianism
>>690444205
can we for once not have a flame war over religious beliefs in yet another thread?
>>690441357
Same but im 19
>>690443954
what a faggot
6 an im aytheeist
>Moderate Atheism
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLctDdG_AoU
Atheists should all seppuku
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Science
>>690444364
Atheists never stop. They are like modern feminists. Women now have equal rights but the feminists still want a battle to fight. Atheists have killed Christianity but they still want a battle to fight.
fetus
allahu akbarian
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Protestant
>>690440355
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None
>>690440992
I am fairly sure being against religion isn't a religion in itself.
It is like saying
>age: 20
>religion: I don't like niggers
>>690440355
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None
>>690444205
Militant atheists are *religious* people
>>690440355
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None
>>690444760
>I am fairly sure being against religion isn't a religion in itself.
define 'religion'
>>690444096
I don't own a fedora :( I own a Holy Colander!
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Not islamic
>>690444569
how have atheists killed christianity? christianity killed its self with its ludicrous, and inane belief system.
>allahu akbar?
>>690444119
you fasting fam?
>>690440355
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none
Your age: 3.14
Religion: Satanism
>>690444955
Religion by definition through rough translation means:
To find meaning
>>690444760
you think niggers are religion?
you're a race cuck
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Libertarian
>>690445046
>yeet fam. gotta workout while fasting for crew, struggle is real.
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Raised in Christian tradition, believe in God and doing good
>>690444858
they are ideologs just like the people they claim to hate, shoving their ideology down the throat of non-believers. It's quite ironic
Pajeet
Shitting Street
>>690445171
exactly
militant atheists find meaning through bashing on the internet the ways other people have found meaning
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None
>>690444955
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Muslim
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orthodox but gonna convert to lutheranism
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castanedianian
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Agnostic
>>690445428
this definition would exclude buddhism among others.
Failed definition.
>>690445296
hey now, ill have u know that hindus are the real master race, we were flying spaceship while u were living in ur mudhuts, AND we invented oxygen.
>>690445610
>failed definition
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Judaism
>25
>None
>>690442053
Fun fact:
Chinlessness is often cased by inbreeding
>>690445683
is there a point to this greentext. It's a bad, imprecise definition.
>>690445685
CAELUM DENIQUE!
>>690440355
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what is religion?
>24
>atheist who at this time is embarrassed of his atheism fucking pleb faggots in this thread motherfucker sheeeeeit
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autist
>>690444364
>thread is filled with anti-atheist, meme spouting rhetoric
>someone posts a particularly stupid picture
>tell him exactly why he's wrong
>"c-come on man, c-can we not argue about this, jeez..."
Fucking pathetic.
>>690444569
If anything has harmed religion, it's not just atheism, it's the enlightenment era principles that made it harder and harder for people to believe all this made up shit that spread like a cancer over Europe and destroyed much of our culture at the time. But, while God is dead, Christianity is still alive. Especially in the US, a country which was founded on enlightenment principles and, would you look at that, eventually got a bad dose of the desert cancer too.
Funny you should compare atheism to feminism though. Feminist thinking has an awful lot more in common with religious thinking that rational/skeptical thinking. You both have all your made up concepts you build your ideologies on (religion has god and the afterlife, feminism has rape culture and the patriarchy). Both are essentially dogmatic, stubborn and authoritarian by nature. Both are, if you ever try arguing with them, completely irrational and base their beliefs entirely on their emotions, merely paying lip service to rationality.
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Pagan
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Agnostic.
>>690440355
20, religious naturalism
>17
>Evanghelic Lutheran
Age: 19
Religion: Forn Siðr
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militant atheist
>>690445604
just take a stand and say atheist you pussy
>>690440355
>29
>I don't follow any, I try to see things from both a micro and macro viewpoint, I see our universe being more intertwined than either science or organized religion give it credit for. It's behavior is similar to that of an organism, it's expansion, deterioration of star systems but our scale only allows us a limited view.
>>690445864
>rational/skeptical thinking.
I have been an atheist for a long time. Most of the pseudo intellectual atheist are completely incapable of rational/skeptical thinking. These are the same morons who would have been christian but have not been indoctrinated. There seems to be some idea that being an atheist means you intelligent, and that is just not true. If you are a low IQ mongoloid, claiming atheism doesn't make you a good thinker. I've met countless idiots who have no faith.
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>>690444388
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>>690444955
>>690444977
>>690445333
>>690445722
Dubs thread now
>>690446304
You're absolutely right. Only thing they have in common ?
White.
Males.
>>690446304
you're forgetting Breivik
>>690440355
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dubs
20,
religion = null;
>>690446526
I'm not actually done there's a few black and arabs that are going in there too.
I'm going to make the obvious distinction that atheists and muslims are both equally violent.
>18
>asatru
>very...very...very conservative
>>690445604
Agnostics are like bisexuals. Don't be a pussy and just admit that you either gay or straight.
>>690446528
Yes thanks
>>690444955
Open a dictionary.
>>690446462
>mfw my first three posts were dubs trips dubs.
>>690440992
At least half of your "individual" moral values come from christianism faggot shut your cunt mouth.
>>690446737
Yeah, because you can choose to be gay or straight
>>690446694
you: im asatru dade!
your dad: k?
you: am i egy enough now dade? pls love me.
>>690445830
Don't be one of these self-hating atheist faggots. How many other atheists have you met in real life that were actually the cringey, fedora wearing stereotypes you see in all these tired out memes? I've personally never met a single person like that in real life. I've met a lot of atheists, but they're more likely to be like you: broken down, ashamed of their stance on the matter, reluctant to even mention it for fear of being shit on. And I've definitely encountered more cringey religious people in my life: bible bashers trying to shove their propaganda leaflets in my face (and paying for advertisements to do the same), a mormon who sat down beside me on the bus and tried to convert me, the crazy jehovah's witness bitch who keeps trying to convert my mother and keeps putting propaganda through our letterbox. You're way more likely to run into these fools than the fedora strawman atheist. Stop drinking the kool aid and stop being a bitch. This is all a pretty transparent attack by butthurt religious people who know that they can't actually prove themselves right with their arguments and can't even produce any evidence for their claims. Oh, and probably a lot of 14 year olds from facebook who just discovered the fedora neckbeard meme and think it's the best thing ever.
>>690446737
Sexuality is a spectrum, religion is not.
>21
>Unitologist
Altman be praised
19
Not sure
I believe that there is no way to prove with 100% infallible, physical evidence whether or not God exists, but lots of shit like irriducible complexity seem to point toward intelligent design.
I'm not certain about anything, and am still researching stuff, so my stance is probably subject to change.
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Talos
>>690441383
you're into lsd and shrooms?
>>690440355
>25
>Church Of The Lunar Eclipse
I run a cult.
>>690446445
Well, good for you. That has nothing at all to do with what I said. Keep fighting your little imaginary atheist punching bag though. At least you know it can't punch you back.
>>690445043
I'm an atheist.
The real reason people can't stand atheists, especially the "militant" type?
Because of shit like this
>ludicrous, and inane belief system [sic]
The most vocal atheists seem to always be these pseudo-intellectual tryhards so obsessed with the idea of asserting their wits that they become the chief practitioners of a style of overt, redundant, laborious and eyeroll-inducing pontificating that reeks of teenage wannabe intellectualism and is ultimately a shallow expression of this: "I am smarter than everyone who don't religion hurr durr".
The militant atheists are some of the phoniest people in the religious sphere. They claim to subscribe to their ideology out of humanitarian concerns but what do they actually do that benefits humanity? Where do they shop? How do they vote? Do they organize massive, MASSIVE donation and relief funds like religious organizations do?
No. People shit on professed atheists because you're transparent. It's all an act to flex your smarts because you're so fucking insecure about you are that you have to constantly remind yourself - in your shitty logic - that anyone with religion is somehow dumber.
There is no god. And militant atheists are fucking pathetic. Two universal truths
>>690447118
What stance? You don't take a stance by saying "I don't know."
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Born a muslim.
Choose to be Agnostic who follows Stoic doctrine.
Ancient Stoics were pantheists but I can't bring my self to it.
>>690445735
Kek
26
Bumpoopitarian.
Basically, we believe in pooping as a meditative act and a way of communing with the beyond.
>>690440913
Thats not Ariel, its the eagle from the Muppet Show.
>>690440355
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tumblr
>>690441383
When you grow up you'll realize your current views are fucking retarded
>>690447358
HAHAHA. KYS KEBAB.
>>690446694
>very...very...very conservative
White Supremist.
> Hail alfador
>>690446925
cuz we all born bisexual.
>>690447012
Either a noble pasta or a brilliant account on the dime. Thank you brethren. I have seen the light.
>>690446304
Right...
How many people did Christians kill in the name of god again? I forget.
>>690447031
what the fuck is wrong with you
>17
>Mutazilite
>>690442853
Good ones.
we're fighting isis
>>690447518
I am not even offended.
>>690446960
My dad is also pagan and highly conserative, family based and talks to me me every day to make sure im doing well, we spend hours enjoying eachothers conpany, talking about issues and politics
>>690440355
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Rebirth doing good things
Dont know what its called
>>690447571
0 in the 20th and 21st century.
>>690442540
Third: Fight for that which is yours and ye shall obtain it, for there is nothing hard against the power of God.
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holy_Piby
>first external link http://www.sacred-texts.com/afr/piby/index.htm
->im a wiki pro
>>690447769
you cant even bring yourself to be full kebab. eat kebab and die.
>>690447536
Yes
>>690447518
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Psychonaut
>>690446304
Faggot Roof killed 9
>>690447798
There are 19 centuries prior to them, just FYI.
>>690447518
You should try drawing that on your wrist but with a razorblade instead of a sharpie
>>690440355
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gay muslim transgender feminist
>>690447571
way less than in the name of Democracy. Does it make Democracy something bad? Not at all. The same with Christianity.
>>690447780
>pagan
>conservative
well, that's an oxymoron if i have ever seen one.
>42
>Jewish
>>690447881
gtfo underage faggot
MODS
>>690447798
>>690448012
How so?
>>690448065
>gj kike.
18 and cristian
>>690447881
I live in a warzone and can't really afford to eat kebab whenever I want to.
13, Autistic
>>690443291
>>690446766
>try to have a socratic dialogue with an atheist
>hurr durr google
>hurr durr open a dictionary
paragons of atheist rationality my friend.
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atheist, existential nihilist. i used to argue with people on the internet about religion when i was like 15 but i started realizing how pointless it was to care about what other people want to think
Nope
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Existential crisis in full effect, so every religion
>>690440355
>>690440644
Did someday get thread?!
>>690448068
Shut up kebab, take this DEUS VULT and get raped by Mongols, faeg.
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Religion: None/Atheist
>>690447325
thats basically just agnosticism though isnt it
>>690440355
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Satanism (unironically)
>>690443335
>>690443335
Fuck sake its a yes or no answer. Are you the one the world deems as extremist it the ones that were opressed by the extremist
>>690447891
Ayyy so you do all the God's then as Asatru? Good to see most fags I run into say they are "Odinist" but can't even recognize my Volknut tattoo.
>>690447259
>ludicrous, and inane belief system [sic]
>[sic]
Do you actually know that that means or do you not understand that inane is a real word? I think it's funny that you're attacking the other guy for being a pseudo-intellectual and for posturing and pretending to be smarter than he is when that is EXACTLY what you are and exactly what you're doing. He hardly said anything at all about his opinions, but you just assumed he's your imaginary idea of a militant atheist and built up this big ugly strawman for you to attack and, of course, make you look super smart. Oh yeah, the guy who doesn't know inane is a word is so smart. They guy who argues like a particularly self-absorbed 12 year old is so smart. Right?
You are the absolute definition of a pseudo-intellectual, just like 90% of the people who use it as an insult. You're so stupid, you literally don't know how stupid you are. That's the curse of the moron, and you will carry it with you forever (or until you're in your twenties and realise what a twat you were).
>>690448210
why haven't ISIS killed you yet? heretic fucks like you need to rot. you're already a mudslime, and on top of that you're a faeg.
>>690447962
Its ironic that military people will often rationalize the two interchangeably when talking about "defending the country"
14,Autistic
>>690440355
>14
>Radical Islam
>>690448183
thank you.
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Pewdiepie
22
I'm Atheist, but if I had to pick a religion it would be Stoicism
>>690440355
12
Radical Autism
>>690448445
Let me make this very clear to you dipshit
Some Shia muslims are bad
Some aren't
Some Bad muslims aren't shia
Some bad muslims are shia.
>>690440355
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Zoroastrian
>>690447724
Mashallah brother.
>>690448573
Because Assad and the SAA and our friends hezbollah, ndf, russia, iran....
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Succfarianisim
>>690448713
you mean if you could pick a philosophy.
>>690447724
Yes, the same good ones who are terrorists themselves?
>>690448818
allau akbar
[boom]
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n/a
>>690440355
23, capitalist
>>690440355
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Christian
>>690448974
zozzle
20
None
>>690440355
666
Natas Natas Natas
>>690447645
Mutazilite Muslim is Best Muslim!
>nice meeting you brother.
2500
Zoroastrian
18
Jehovah's Witness
>>690448938
Everyone's a terrorist to america
>>690448433
Yeah, agnosticism is the fancy way of saying "I don't know (which is redundant because nobody REALLY knows when it comes to religion) and I don't want people to judge me for my beliefs, so I'm going to take the middle ground."
Why do so many atheists wear fedoras?
>>690440355
>20
>Officially christian, though I believe that religion is nothing more than something people believe in to provide a reason to be alive that doesn't need to be questioned.
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my religion is the fukboïsm
>>690440355
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deist
>>690448877
Yeah, I'm retarded
>>690448767
What as Saddams regimen in iraq?
>>690448573
>2 dollar bill
why hide all of your budget so openly in a book?
>>690449125
Praise xedowah
20.
I live according to nature.
>>690448538
His common use is bullshit, idiot.
Also, my post was intentionally worded. That's the fucking joke, you daft cunt.
>>69044779
Certainly not zero people, but you're right, far less. The thing is, you don't really need to kill anymore people when you've spent most of the prior centuries slaughtering your way across Europe and converting everyone by the sword. Muslims wouldn't be murdering tons of people every year if they were already the biggest religion in the world. That's what they mean when they say they're a religion of peace. The world would be at peace if everyone was a muslim, because they fucking murder you if you try to change religions. Similarly, Christians don't need to kill anyone else. The job has been done and they've won, the main thing they have to worry about now is PR.
>>690448445
You're sentance makes zero scencse
>>690449188
>for good reason.
otherwise these fucks would be replicating 9/11 all over again.
>>690449448
>scencse
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i m into crippling depression wich means i worship the god clorox bleach
>>690440355
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catholic
>>690449436
*comma use
