> oldfags give youngfags advice based on past mistakes they made
Bumpino
>>690439837
Bump
don't try too hard. in the end nothing really matters
>>690440218
> linkin park xD
Don't cheat on a girl that really loves you.
Bumpizzle
never EVER get married
>>690440307
This only applies to pretty girls. If they're fat they will forgive you.
Instant gratification is bullshit and will lead you down roads you don't need to go.
I'm not an oldfag, and I don't want to be. TBH I've been here since 2013.
Never pretend to be an oldfag. Why pretend to be something hideous?
Never trust HR, they're there to defend the company, they don't care about you
>>690439753
Do you have goals?
Get started on them now. Not tomorrow, but now. Otherwise you'll wake up one morning and discover that you're 40, and you've done nothing.
Also, don't go to college. Go to a trade school. I went to college. Now I'm in debt up to my eyebrows, and I can't even get a job mopping floors. Meanwhile, more than one person I grew up with went to trade school, made 6 figures within two years, and are now millionaires.
Lastly, don't ever do anything over a woman. There is always someone better for you.
lurk moar
>>690440558
Give an example
Lurk more.
>>690440471
>dating fat girls
Get some personal standards.
>>690440370
theres a story there
>>690440567
You're stupid and need to stop pretending your posts are valued.
>>690440606
This advice about trade school has been given so much, college is beneficial for the long run. No welder will make as much as a doctor.
>>690440370
Yeah >>690440669 is right
Tell us
>>690440612
Drinking instead of X
Smoking weed instead of X
etc.
Never place your vices above the other things in your life.
>>690440716
>pretending my posts are valued
>threads don't last forever
That would be like me trynna impress someone I know I'm never speaking to again.
There's the door summerfriend...
love urself and never panic
also try to be better for urself not for other
do sth cause u want to
try chicks out of ur league ull be surprised
alsolearn alot of things cause u never know when sthis gonna be usefull
>>690440653
She wasn't fat when we first got together
>feels bad fam
>>690439753
eat plenty of fiber..never underestimate the importance of fiber in a diet.....trust me on this
>>690440970
>never panic
this. nothing in life is worth getting anxious over, just enjoy yourself
Just because people didn't reply to your post doesn't mean they didn't read it.
>>690440370
this...this right here....words of mother fucking wisdom...
If you have social anxiety, like me, please try to ignore it.
>>690440997
Unless you want to one day shit your asshole out, literally the asshole like in extreme gap porns.
Money is everything. You will want a house, a woman, and probably a family. Learn a trade before you get old.
>>690440936
This isn't a discussion, fucktard.
>...
Learning disability or homosexual detected.
>>690441177
Can't lie with triple double
Never miss a chance to visit your parents/grandparents/loved ones. One day you'll be looking down at them in a box wishing you could have one last conversation.
>>690439753
You yourself are capable of anything you want if you want it bad enough. I went from being homeless one month to owning my own business making 3k the next month. The reverse to this is also true, the universe will not hand you anything unless you take it yourself.
once you have a decent job that brings in a reliable amount of money at the end of the month, save $10 every week (I do this by transitting this amount of money weekly to my second bank account), saves up quite a lot of money and it isnt really hurting your wallet since 10& / week isnt really something you can't miss.
>>690439753
Don't finish Mass Effect 3
>>690439753
Words of wisdom (I'm gonna pretend I'm talking to myself 30 years ago when I was 20 - inb4 "yer fukin' old, man!!")
1) Buy rental property. Smartest man I ever met bought houses in Watts (the ghetto in LA). Didn't seem to make sense until he told me how Section 8 makes sure the rent is paid, and over 40 years, he'd had most of his houses paid off, and could sell them one at a time whenever he needed some extra dough (he and his wife owned 18 houses total).
2) Buy stocks every month - just a small amount will do. That shit appreciates. Don't speculate, just buy something that has been around forever, like Coke.
3) DO NOT get married until you are at least 35 years old. You can still marry a 20 year old and have babies, but you will have your shit in one basket by 35. At 25 you have barely just found your dick and how to best use it. Leave that commitment stuff for later - enjoy your 20's because once they are gone, they are g-o-n-e.
>>690441235
Are you ok?! You seem like a very angry 13 year old boy trying to troll on 4chan.
Does your dad hit you?
>>690441211
no..not like that..but you dont wanna take a shit once every two weeks..and when you do your ass hole feels like its giving birth to rosemarys baby...
>>690439753
like they are going to listen.
>>690441358
man im not gay but for this id kiss u
>>690441224
true.... true
>>690439753
Never climb on top of trains where there's electrical wires. He didn't even touch it. And he wasnt the only one climbing, I did too, I could have die there same way.
I just hope you're not angry at us mate.
>>690440809
True, but most people think they are smart enough to be a doctor. News flash, they are not. I teach chemistry at the college level.
Don't get into a relationship with someone you met on /b/.
>>690441358
Underrated post
You don't need to seed your torrents, that's how they get you.
As soon as your done downloading close that shit down.
>>690441523
how old are you bro ?
>>690441349
why only $10?
dont ever fuck a goat without a condom..found out the hard way that they have std's too
When on the bus always carry a bag of seafood.
That way if you need to finger someone the police has no evidence, you can say it is the bag of seafood that smells.
>>690441680
is this true?
>>690441680
i do that all the time too anon..i thought it was just me..
>>690440218
He has to be at least in the 15000s now
>I like the song
>>690441787
Sound advice there Achmed
>>690440274
Don't be a cringy fag who abuses greentext
>>690441440
>the 90s kid is still replying as if this is a discussion
It's not about what you know, but who you know. Always try to make connections, you never know when it'll help you.
>>690441874
you are a fingering guru anon..i bow to you
>>690441970
Solid auto-correct
>>690441970
my name is Phillip thank you
>>690441707
because thats an amount that isnt much to "put away" at short term, but long term, say after 3 months, you've made approximately $130, wich you could use when you need it.
and you will need it, because you get older.
getting a house, paying for school, groceries, socializing is expensive, especially when you leave your parents house, and start living on your own (like i am, for half a year now)
>>690440567
who the fuck cares?
>>690442251
Philip meh halad?
>>690441564
I don't know anon I'm going 5 years with a chick I met on here
>>690442375
Ggwp.
>>690441946
>i dont like other songs
id say 20k
>>690441274
it was only a double
oldfag advise: lurk moar
It's not about how fast you mow, it's about how well you mow fast.
>>690441295
truth
they too old to change their ways
you need to go see grandma and tell her you love her and that she is wonderful
Don't try to kill the jews.
If you find yourself living on the streets, shaving cream is an excellent way of making a hobo birthday cake.
Layer old stale bread that you can find outside of bakeries with shaving cream between and then you finish it off by adding the cream all around and on the top.
Looks just like a cream cake, and it is not too bad at all.
>>690440370
My Nigger
>>690442778
off by juan
>>690442457
Good for you dude, we lasted 2 1/2 years. Broke my fucking heart.
>>690442862
shut up Shlomo
>>690442647
It was a triple
Loyal friends are by far better and much more likely to stick with you then almost any girl you will ever date in life
>>690442904
I get it, it is like "off by one" but racist!
Here's a tip for you, racism is not cool. It will get you in trouble.
If you've messed around with a guy before, don't tell your wife. Just leave it in the past where it belongs.
>>690440606
great advice
Keep your mouth shut. Don't express ANY of your past life adventures , whores, strippers,drugs, cheating to a long term partner. Pretend you are in the cia.
Wear a helmet and/or seatbelt, i work on an ICU and get a new /b/ro everynight in a car/bike/atv that is brain dead wheelchair meat ( cant ever make a boner again) or is an organ donor.
Don't buy kettle corn.
>>690442881
hell...i do that ..and im not even homeless
>>690443229
Noted!
>>690439753
Use wooden pallets for firewood and you'll never need firewood again.
>>690441523
Isn't that good tho? At least in my country, college is free and college teachers get about 5k/month on average. I'd love to teach at college level.
if you see a kik group dont go in it its how i got visited by the party bus
>>690443385
France?
I'm only 26, but all y'all fucking college aged motherfuckers, heed my god damn words.
PAY OFF THE INTEREST ON YOUR LOANS AS IT ACCRUES.
You save yourself a LOT of fucking money, and it's 100% tax deductible up to $2500. Every single year, set aside some cash or something and PAY THAT SHIT THE FUCK OFF.
>>690440901
Best advice in this thread
>>690443563
I should clarify, on STUDENT loans.
>>690439753
Fuck everything.
Be a pessimist.
Don't trust a fucking soul, not even family.
Never try to kill yourself.
Get a job that values you over whatever bullshit company you work for. IE (Security Analyst) Etc.
Don't get married until you're at least forty.
Always be confident. Girls like confidence over anything else.
Read /b/ every day and stay away from anything other than weed and booze...
>>690443500
Brazil
>>690443208
>77
>triple
ishygddt
>>690440577
This
don't click boards.4chan.org/b/
>>690443780
> 44-11-77
> triple double
Kya
Don't go to college unless you have a well thought out career plan. If you go and choose a random major you're gonna have a bad time. Media production degree here, I work in IT at a piece of shit lotto corporation. Where I live there is next to nothing for media jobs. Think about what you want to do, where you want to be, and overall your future in general. TLDR; Figure out your shit before you embark on the college adventure.
>>690443687
How do I get confidence
>>690439753
>>690440567
MODS
>>690443917
only the last integers count newfag
so just 77
a.k.a. dubs
lurk moar
>>690444000
Never wear underwear
>>690440606
This is also true. I went the college/university route in a good field. Now can't get good job because "not enough experience" can't get shit job because "he's overqualified". I should have been a tradesman from the start
>>690444000
Fucking pretend. This isn't rocket science. Act the part. When you're in a social situation be the person everyone pays attention to. Try out different jokes, talking points, etc...
>>690444000
Try not giving a fuck.
But don't overdo it, find the right amount of not giving a fuck
>>690443248
Thank you, anon
>>690439753
Don't try to hang on to the first piece of ass that falls into your lap
>>690444000
Help the tripman
>>690444336
Truth. Don't give a fuck, but balance it out. You want to appear above everyone else just not TOO high above everyone else...
>>690439753
Leave /b/ and never come back. I left in 2010, stopped fapping as well, and my life instantly improved. It's been shit since I came back last year.
>>690444412
This.
>>690443248
There's a story here
>>690439753
if it makes you miserable, it isn't love
>>690443269
If I have 22 women I've fucked. How do I break it to her when she asks? I'm afraid she'll think it's a lot.
Do I lie?
>>690440370
This. My ex and I never had any kids and she had the decency not to try to take my shit when it happened (we actually managed to come out of it all as friends) but when I realized how lucky I was in that regard, I decided never to marry again. I'd like to get into another long term relationship but there's nothing wrong with having a girlfriend for decades. No need to get hitched.
dont catch feelings for a fuck buddy
>>690444562
If /b/ fucks you up that bad you're definitely beta bro...
>>690444000
Try coloring your hair in a cool color, red is pretty racy.
>>690444654
say 6
yeah you just lie
>>690440834
>got married to a 6/10 single mom with kid
>bitch dident work and only ever cared about her son
>made me feel like a stranger in my own home
>supportet the 3 of us for 2 years
>bitch left me without saying a word
>got left behind with massive dept
>have to life with a friend of mine because i cant affort to life by myself anymore
>typical bullshit shory
>in the end i got lucky, know dudes that got destroyed by there ex wifes
>seriously NEVER get married, there is just no good coming out of it.
>if you like someone just stay with them but dont bind yourselfes then they get power over you
>>690439753
if you're young and single, you should spend as much or more time out of your house than in it
>>690440307
implying a bitch wont cheat on you when she gets the chance
>>690444654
Not a good relationship if you have to lie.
Stay honest and just tell her, but don't be an ass about it
yeah
>>690444722
There is wisdom in these dubs.
I'm not saying /b/ is good for anybody but the worst it does to me is waste my time.
>>690444722
bro you don't realise the damage it does for atleast 10 years
source: been on /b/ since 1996 warning people
>post advice
>90% of posts are retards projecting their failures onto others, not real advice
classic /b/
>>690444654
This fag >>690444849 is right. Just say you used to be a bit of a man-whore in your younger days. Unless she's a massive prude, which I would think would be a deal-breaker for a /b/tard anyway, she won't give a fuck.
>>690441946
that was hilarious
>>690444969
E EHHHH 69
>>690439753
33 this month....Hmmmm....
Pick a skill and develop it, don't marry a local girl, don't fuck your friends ex, travel more, walk more, stop smoking cigs / pot ASAP and only drink lightly on the side (maybe once a week).
Again, I'm 33 and have never had a cavity, never had weird illness, I look around 24.
Healthy decisions pay off.
>>690444237
What "good field"? Because while I don't live in america, I think these kinds of advices are bullshit for the most part, made by people with stupid majors. I mean, jesus, there's stuff that you don't need college to teach you and much less be hired. Like this guy here >>690443993
I went to a trade school. Two actually, one for Eletronics and another 2 year course for Mechanical Maintenance. I can get any jobs I want, but the actual work is back breaking bullshit.
>>690439753
Don't make a fleshlight made of two sponges and a glass. If you must, at least put some glad cling wrap in there, you'll tear up your cock head pretty bad.
>>690444969
>90% of posts are retards projecting their failures onto others, not real advice
then you do the opposite...
If a girl bluntly agrees to have sex with you in a number days, don't think about it or fantasize on it the entire time. If she ditches you'll be extremely disappointed. Keep yourself occupied until the day arrives.
>>690444880
Been here just as long. I browse maybe an hour or two a day. I hold down a great job and get out of the house every chance I get. So when does this damage come?
>>690439753
Don't lose your ability to trust in others. Even if you get snubbed a few times, finding that someone that you can truly rely on is worth it. It doesn't have to be a spouse. It can be a bro, or a family member. But don't forsake your ability to trust.
The same goes for your ability to care for your fellow man. There's too many people who are cold and distant, and devalue the cost of human life. Don't be one of them. Learn to care for those around you. Learn compassion, and strive to be the man that people look up to as a good person. Your reputation will precede you.
There's going to be a lot of people probably commenting with sour bullshit, with the typical "take what you can, fuck everyone" mentality. That's fine, they're free to believe that. But if you want to be happy, learn to trust and learn to care.
>>690444969
I've learnt a lot in this thread and I'm grateful I found it.
It is always a pleasure to soak up advice from wise old men.
>>690439753
How to deal with pain in head
>>690445164
kek
>>690444845
This
>>690439753
Stop voting for Leftist parties. It's the equivalent of taking a shit in your own bed.
>>690441057
I need to learn this.
>>690444880
>been on /b/ since 1996
>>690445216
>I browse maybe an hour or two a day.
casual
that doesn't count, you're just looking in at /b/
you don't live here.
>>690445301
Bernie or Bust, faggot
Neoliberalism is cancer.
>>690444675
This just happened to me and I'm miserable
>>690444877
See
>>690444880
/b/ is addictive man. Jacks up your sleep schedule, you start fapping to all kinds of weird porn, you feel all guilty and shit for that, and then your selfconfidence dies IRL when you realize you're a beta faggot who spends his life on 4chan.
I'm not saying that /b/ made me a beta faggot, but I used to be able to fake it and live like an alpha.
>>690445383
Exactly. Don't live here. Check out a rekt thread, look at some titty balls, fap, then GTFO...
>>690439753
be as honest as you can with yourself. repressing aspects of your personality because they're painful to deal with will only make it harder to handle them later.
google can solve most problems if you have good search skills and some common sense. there's someone else who's had the same problem at some point.
if you read something online and you think, "these people are so fucking stupid, i can't believe they actually think they're (something weird)!" it's probably fake so don't take it at face value.
>>690443385
Read the text again. I am saying most people think they can be doctors when they cannot.
And as a new assistant professor, I make that much before taxes. After it is about 3k.
>>690445585
you are not the boss of me faggot
>>690444675
This
>>690445571
I do fap to weird porn but I sleep just fine and I have a life offline. It's called balance, nigga.
>>690444675
Don't forget to be greedy and selfish either. Good guys don't get pussy.
Dont do meth. Cocaine is better.
>>690445694
you sure about that beta bro?
>>690444654
Having a lot of sex isn't a bad thing, just be honest and open with it.
TLDR just don't be an ass about it
>>690439753
Don't stare too long at the penis.
>>690445899
chances are she's had more than 22 dicks in her anyways.
>>690439753
If you get into the military, don't get kicked out.
>>690440218
That's not true.
>>690439753
38yr oldfag here. Many of these are going to be redundant to the thread, or obligatory. Just wanna cover all the bases,
>Don't stick dick in crazy
>pay your taxes
>don't get hung up on a bitch, there's literally billions of them out there
>avoid marriage unless you really see yourself as a family man
>don't purposefully do anything to hurt anyone
>treat your future self as a dear friend
>stay close to your family, (unless they are shitty), your siblings will be the closest link to your past that you'll have throughout your life
>there is more to life than money, the sooner you accept this, the happier you will find yourself
>be yourself
tl;dr; dont fuck crazy, dont put pussy on a pedastal, don't focus soley on finacial gain. All things in moderation. Finally, there is nothing more important than family. Life is about experience and relationships.
>>690444000
Learn how to eat pussy great
>>690441432
>Sage
>>690440307
And if you do cheat, always cheat up never down.
>>690440370
Fuck yeah anon, top tip
>>690446133
THIS
>>690446108
This. Exactly this. All of the advice you need is here.
>>690445899
I don't know man.
I was labeled as a player back during my clubbing days.
When word gets around you get this weird expectations from people that you are some kind of sex God.
It is impossible to live up to those standards.
If I could go back, I'd do a lot of things differently and some things I wouldn't do at all.
>>690445801
thats the mentality of someone who can't handle the fact that he has to change something about himself to get women to like him
http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-harsh-truths-that-will-make-you-better-person/
>>690445571
Well, /b/ did give me a foot fetish I didn't have before. At the very least, I no longer feel guilty for fapping to traps.
NEVER cheat on your gf if she loves you that was if youre super asshole to others.
ill done that one time and leav her .. ill dreaming about her for almost 2ýears but i know she never come back to me
>>690440577
A good HR dept looks after the best interests of both.
A shitty one plays golf with the big boss
>>690444000
fake it. with time, it becomes natural
>>690446108
B-b-b-b-but crazy is the best pussy!
>>690446133
won't get me confidence
anytime you need to make an important decision and you have some time to make it, go jack off. itl clear your mind and bring you down to earth.
>>690446108
>>stay close to your family
very important. it is easy to forget that just like this life is your experience, your families lives are theirs. You are a son/daughter to someone who is going through the experience of life, just like you are. Be the good son/daughter/brother/sister.
Do not drink the bong's water. NEVER DRINK IT!
>>690439753
Dont hold grudges. Forgive and forget
>unless they raped your kid or something
>>690439753
>made 4chan go public because of Anonymous
Hurr hur I'm aninomuuse look at me I'm an 4chin
>>690446386
Hahaha
>>690446471
How do i fake it ?
tips?
>>690446498
yes it will
thrust me i am doktor
>>690440809
>Lastly, don't ever do anything over a woman. There is always someone better for you.
I'm a PhD Doctor, and i get paid 35k a year coding and pipetting.
I got into medical school but couldn't afford the tuition fees. Now i make the drugs whilst some rich doctor gets the gratitude and the paycheck. It's fucking bullshit man. And they're now bitching that they have to work weekends in the UK. Cry me a river...
>>690446479
and everclear is the best for getting smashed fast but you don't chug that shit every day
crazy is for one night stands
>>690442045
Not abuse, in fact he used it in correct context
>>690441895
Yep
>>690446386
bitch probably cheated on you like 10 times before, she just pretended to be sad and dissapointed at you, while you dream about her she is filling every orifice of her body with semen and doesn't even think of you
>>690444629
Do you really want the story?
>>690446506
this is good advice
>>690440567
>2013 oldfag
>2013
>newfag
Don't worry about your problems right now if you think your friends or peers have it way better than you.
If it looks like they have it all figured out, they simply haven't been tested by life yet.
Life catches up with everyone
>>690441432
As a 29 year old, I concur. Once they're gone, they're GONE. You might have the option of going to XYZ when your 25, but put it off until you have a bit more money, but going to XYZ when your 30 is nothing like going to XYZ when you're 25.
>>690446108
All sound advice. I got fucked by the taxes thing. Don't let that happen to you.
>>690446905
This...girls have no shame no matter how innocent they can seem, one tiny bit of alcohol and its get fucked by a hockey team night
>>690444000
weed and booze.
>>690446639
be relaxed, confident, learn body language, stay positive
>>690443248
Story of shitstorm please
>>690441113
Fool on you, I didn't read your post
...oh
>>690446697
yeah but like, I mean come on. My last gf was mental and the sex was ball destroyingly amazing. I swear to god her body was made to my personal specifications.
>>690440986
>>690440901
Basically do extacy
>>690446995
Yes
>>690447168
Where do I study body language
I don't know why, but I'll tell you this.
This site has nothing to offer anybody. There is no quality content here you cannot get more quickly and efficiently elsewhere. This is an addiction which reduces your productivity, attention span, and free time. You are becoming more bitter, narrow minded, haughty, and old. Leave now and block this site. There is nothing here but slow, lonely suicide.
People do not have arguments here. Posters do not engage one another on key points, they nitpick with greentext and mock each other. Nobody is interested in the truth; people are battling for fleeting moments of superiority. Active commenters are loud jackasses who tumble into one internet fight after another, anxiously keeping ten tabs open to ensure they keep the last word in all of them. An insightful post is one in ten thousand, and no matter how hard you filter this place you are still searching for diamonds in a garbage dump.
This place is not making you happy. You are not having fun. You are not gathering stories to tell, learning, or growing as a person. Instead you chuckle every thirty minutes and are occasionally spurred to masturbation by libidinal posts or pictures. You are addicted to readily available information and pressure free social interaction. This place is slowly poisoning you with misogyny, narcissism, a false dichotomy surrounding normalfags, and insecurity.
I'm not telling you to b urself. I'm not telling you to go outside. I'm not even telling you to make friends. Just leave 4chan. Do anything else.
You too deserve happiness.
>>690447396
watch Lie to me
>>690446506
this
>>690447107
they don't really need to be drunk, women are naturally hoes, their evolutive purpose is to procreate as much as they can until their uterus gets dry, so don't be surprised if a shameless bitch cheats on you.
>>690446346
That article is life-changing. I read it periodically to keep me grounded.
>>690447481
They did a study on that, people who watched the series are more likely to misinterpret body language and facial cues.
Obligatory calling you a faggot, faggot
loae your virginity before your 30
>>690446498
It will work...it is 80% effort anyway
>>690443361
My neighbor does this, just be careful because some wooden pallets are treated with chemicals that can seriously poison you.
You have these concerns that never seem to solve themselves, so you look endlessly on the internet hoping something will somehow validate the way you feel.
Your mind goes autopilot and the only thing it can see is that one concern. You lose yourself to your insecurities, somehow knowing that the answer isn't really anywhere out there.
It's inside yourself. It's in your interactions with real people. Your relationship with the internet is not who you are, fundamentally.
But you've been staring at a screen for hours. How many Google searches have you made? Conversely, how many times have you stopped yourself, asking "Why am I asking this question really?" Probably none, right?
Mindlessness.
But I have a solution:
Do more.
Do a lot more.
All of this time you spend thinking about where your life is going, all of this time spent dwelling in your insecurities. All of it could be spent on improving yourself, becoming disciplined, and forging your direction by your actions, not your contemplating of what-ifs.
Unplug for a bit and get your life back.
>>690443269
Y no kettle corn
>>690446356
I don't care for feet, but I do fap to traps, and always feel guilty.
For a while it was so bad I couldn't fap to a chick unless she had a dick.
Make more mistakes, you might not have the best life, but at least you'll have one.
>>690447396
get some books, or go on a course
>>690447455
tl;dr
>>690444000
By not giving a SHIT about what ANYONE thinks about you. You can value the opinion of whoever you like, but at the end of the day, every single fucking decision you make has to be about YOU by YOU.
I was a beta faggot for a long ass time. If you have any questions about not being a fucking faggot (if you are one), ask away.
>>690447619
kek sauce on that?
>>690444654
Yep less than 8 or around her number.
Fight on that lie.
>>690447693
>she had a dick
>she
>dick
pick one you fucking homo, get out of the closet once and for all
>>690447455
>>690447676
>>690447455
I said exactly this earlier.
>>690447455
>>690447785
that's kinda true, but you still sound like a beta faggot
>>690447455
Not everybody is a NEET. Some of us have a well paying job and just enjoy the anonimity of the website. Browsing this site is indeed wasted time, but time enjoyed wasting while waiting for other stuff.
It could be a nice projection of yourself, but only listen to this advice if you are here 18 hours a day or something
>>690446547
This is true alongside with giving people the benefit of the doubt.
My life is so much easier because I don't hold things against people, because when it all comes down to it, the things they did were meaningless and nothing to really get upset about.
And always thinking that people have an underlying agenda is so stressing.
>>690447937
How exactly do you phrase that sentence correctly? The English language man.
>>690447693
>for a while it was so bad I couldn't fap to a chick unless she had a dick.
>tfw i'm currently in this phase
g-got any tips?
>>690447181
Here goes!
>be 30 year old me married for 3 years
>go back home to Illinois to visit parents with wife
>see old high school friends out
>go out to bars later with friends
>drinking, joking, having a good time
>reply to long time friend "Fuck you! You can duck my dick!"
>friend: "wouldn't be the first time! Hahaha"
>wife: "...what does he mean?"
>fail to play it off
>had to explain later how we were drinking and he gave me head a week before I left for basic training because I were both sad I was leaving for a long time (from a small town where everyone sticks together forever)
>Managed to leave out the other details leading up to it including returning the favor
>Also managed to leave out that wasn't the first time, nor the worst
To this day she's still super paranoid I'm gonna cheat on her with a guy. Never another girl, just a dude. Women NEVER forget either, so I'm stuck with it.
>>690447876
https://ibralc.com.br/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/lie-to-me.pdf
I originally saw it on cracked I think, but did some digging and found this as well
>>690448107
Whatever you say, nigger. I know where I'm at, and I'm comfortable saying I'm not a beta faggot anymore.
>>690443229
Well fuck me sideways, it is summer.
>>690446310
Well man tbh, lots of people assume i have a lot of sex and am always "on the tracks" because of my looks. (I'm not here to brag but people just tell me i look good.)
Most of the time i just shrug those comments off and let people think i really do sleep around a lot, but thats not actually true.
I have experience with girls and sex, but nothing "Sex god" like, like people assume i am, but the thing is, I've told all the girls i've been with (5, I'm 21 btw) this and they're all just kind of cool with it. honesty is key here, trust me.
girls love honesty.
>>690447714
MISTAKES! This is so fucking true. This guy named Louis on youtube who does a lot of different videos did a perfect speech about this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAtlXc5quCY
>>690448166
im uncertain what you mean by this but checked
>>690448217
yeah whatever, go fap to your ''girls with dicks'' bullshit, you love dick, not girls. fucking faggot
dont take advice from people on /b/
>>690444772
You are just a fool for not checking quality of her personality before you married her. Also never marry woman with kid.. guess why her man left her with a kid? cus she is is fucking shit. Sure get married, but spend few years with her before that. Not like this dumb anon.
>>690441224
U talking bout stocks n shit?
>>690448381
kill yoursefl
>>690448635
paradox
>>690448381
get into lolis instead
>>690439753
Never sacrifice your own ambitions or goals for a woman despite how in love you feel.
>>690448769
Hes talking about learning an actual job you cretin.
>>690448773
I've been planing to for a few days already but now i won't just to spite you.
>>690448705
this, so much this
>>690448769
no a useful skill
My advice, don't drop strong acid and drink a bottle of JD, being paralytic and tripping is way too fucking weird and the hangover is bizarre, thinking I was throwing up when I wasn't but scared to go into a cafe or a shop in case I was, smoked some weed to try and chill but not a good idea, do one but don't fucking mix them all.
>>690448769
a trade......plumbing, carpentry, electrician, plasterer etc etc
>>690446133
This
> confidence level = orgasms given to women
>>690448960
pfff like i care, fucking closet faggots
>>690448705
thats why i told the damn story, so that some other sad fuck wont be a dump shit like me
>>690441521
Rip to your friend anon
>>690445240
Good one
>>690439753
>never give advice to newfags because you look like a newfag
>>690448705
>never marry woman with kid
>why her man left her with a kid
perhaps her man didn't leave, perhaps she was widowed.
I say it's alright if you don't want to marry a woman with a kid and the man left, but please always learn about the other side of the coin before you just ditch.
>>690440567
>2013
yeah ok. been here since 2007
>my life is utter shit
>I am utter shit
>>690439753
We'll I recommend not listening to any of these fucks
Learn how to read. Start off with easy books or just jump right in to the classics.
Force yourself to read the greats, the DWMs. You'll be engaging with great ideas and learn how to think for yourself. They will educate you better than any teacher you're likely to come across. You'll be liberated from yourself and society.
>>690447090
Yes taxes can be a real bitch, the feds not so much, unless you owe like, millions. The feds are pretty reasonable about getting caught up or at least striking a deal.
The state however, is another story. You can owe as little as 500 dollars and they will just put a fucking lien on your house or take your paycheck without any warning
>>690449767
>>690449767
Name some classics
>>690449335
dude, if a woman have a kid you don't marry the bitch, like what the fuck, i don't want to take care and spend money on a brat that is not even mine.
i don't give a fuck about why she is a single mother, if she have a kid and you don't, stay away from that beef curtains that she once used to call vagina.
>>690444817
fuck, got me. Im aware of it too, which is worse
It's sad but money is far more important than it should be.
Find a way to (legally) make extra money whilst you have the luxury of a day job, you'll be amazed at what you can achieve if you put some hard effort into it. Having a 'Plan B' is never a bad idea.
You'll be amazed at how quick time goes by, try not to have too many regrets or what ifs
>>690449923
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_books
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Western_canon
>>690447785
How do you not give a shit? Everytime i'm with friends or girls i just get so obsessed about what they might think of me. I just want to say whatever i want without the feeling that im being judged.
>>690449130
>implying your shit tier reverse psychology will work on me
kek, i may like cock but you still are a bigger faggot than me
>>690449142
So she got you by offering you pussy right? You were hungry for pussy right? Oh how the fuck did she bait you? Bitches have only pussy, to bait men, you should have dome some perverted stuff to her, so raising her kid would be at least worth it.
Take care of the good habits and the good habits will take care of you.
Love Swedenistan
>>690446587
Kek
>>690446346
thanks for the article
Check out the internet for mental issues. See how you are feeling and how are you coping with your life, but be honest to yourself.
If you have a chance of having a depression or something similar, go see a doctor about it. ESPECIALLY if you have grown up in a broken family. I have been suffering through that shit for years. Luckily I decided that a doctor might help, since I was in dire straits already.
Lastly- never lie or hide anything from your doctor. He doesn't care if you have done coke or something else, he wants you to feel better. Same applies to lawyer.
Lastly, live your own life (this sounds very assumptious, let me elaborate). Don't pay attention to what others think (to a limit though). Find something that you enjoy doing in life, if you will get lucky- it will be your bread and butter. If you won't- worst case scenario it will be there for you to work for. For example, gaming is that for me.
Also, take everything anyone says with a grain of salt. Until you get older, you won't believe in what kind of lies and ''I heard this thing form my friend'' kinds of stories people indulge in to make themselves look better in your or their own eyes. This applies to grownups too, sadly.
Last one, and I will get a lot of stones my way- weed is not good. It is ok, just like alcohol and stuff. It is nothing like hard drugs, never try them. Those things are illegal for a reason, just like those borders in the sea, over which you are not allowed to swim- some other people have tested that on themselves already, so unless you want to be another testing subject, don't. For some people, weed is a no-go. For some- alcohol and so on. Learn to choose your vices, but choose only a few and stick to them (Coffee and vaping (can't smoke cause asthma)).
>>690447035
>reading comprehensions
>comprehensions
>retard
>>690443183
Greentext
>>690443563
So what exactly do you mean?
Pay on the loan as you are going to school?
>>690446108
Thank you anon.
Thank you.
>>690440606
This, my pretties, this.
>>690439753
if a girl says she's allergic to latex, don't fuck her.
>>690451620
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