Waifu claiming thread. >Claim your Waifu/Husbando >No
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Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
![Syndra [208].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/29Mqp8o.jpg "Syndra [208].jpg")
>>690437196
OH SHIT WADDAP
Miho claimed
>>690437196
kagami claimed!!
>>690436524
That's better
Akiko claimed
Rory Ohayou on its way
Dio-sama...
I wouldn't fuck a cat, no matter how hot it is.
Yo
Best type moon claimed.
Shiro claimed.
Mumei claim
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>>690437316
No, no i dont.
I think we're good
waifu threads have been around for a while now, so you all know who you like and who you don't by now; you even talk to each other privately via skype, steam, and other sites. Do we really need anymore? You have your friends, you even have waifus you can't stand, just go hang out on facebook and stop spamming /b/ with this shit
I've already added a few waifus like kagami and kyle on facebook and I'm friends with tomoko on steam, I have my friends.
This will be my last and final claim
bye.
>>690437432
No take backs
>>690437196
I'm here to steal your waifus
claim
>>690437485
>>690437485
kys
>>690437369
but what if it a catgirl?
>>690437485
whos kyle
>>690437565
Esdeath more like Esdead
claimed
>>690437485
>not having the meaniest waifu
Watching Highshool DxD, fuckin Koneko tho she is bae
>>690437485
Good youre annoying
>>690437485
fagg don't ever return
Still haven't figured these out,
>>690437485
Bye then.
>>690437702
why do you do this
>>690437683
renge
>>690437598
;-;
>>690437702
>>690437683
Well then yeah sure if she's hot, but Blair is not a catgirl, Blair is a Cat that has a lot of magic and that can turn into a human.
There's an important difference.
![Syndra [145].gif](https://i.imgur.com/QDirGBy.gif "Syndra [145].gif")
>>690437533
I never said i did
>>690437485
Okie
>>690437734
>>690437715
>>690437683
>>690437627
>falling for the bait
Is a pasta you retards.
He is a shitposter and a slut.
>>690437702
Blair the Cat claimed.
>>690437598
>>690437895
>Just say you like me
>I do
>>690437911
did he played you too?
Y'all niggers realize that none of these "girls" are actually human, right?
How many of you waifu lords are excited for the new Fallout dlc.
> Nuka World looks frekking sick.
>>690438046
Nah.
>>690437895
Kitty
>>690438142
lucky
![Syndra [6].png](https://i.imgur.com/FoxmqGg.png "Syndra [6].png")
>>690438034
But i dont
>>690438172
Flop
>>690437816
:o
>>690437911
i knew it was a pasta
>>690437886
wouldn't she technically still be a cat though?
IM HERE AND IM READY TO STEAL ALL YOUR WAIFUS
>>690438232
>Pets kitty
I think we're good
waifu threads have been around for a while now, so you all know who you like and who you don't by now; you even talk to each other privately via skype, steam, and other sites. Do we really need anymore? You have your friends, you even have waifus you can't stand, just go hang out on facebook and stop spamming /b/ with this shit
I've already added a few waifus like karen and Kyle on facebook and I'm friends with Dio-Sama on steam, I have my friends.
This will be my last and final claim
bye.
Bottom tier Waifus in here. Pathetic
a lot of horny anime girls there 4changals.jimdo.com
>>690438232
That's not what your posts say~
>>690438243
That's what I've been saying, and that is why I mentioned that I would never fuck a cat.
>>690437809
Esdeath what are you up to. Entertain me with a story.
>>690438348
nigga you joined like yesterday LOL
>>690438243
he's a pretty good looking guy :p
>>690438328
Swiper no swiping.
>>690438447
Hey Dio I have something for you
>pic related
100% oc made by yours truly, Akiko
Enjoy
>>690438328
>singles
Sweeper no steal
>>690438385
Piss off Umaru
>Akiko
>>690438635
>>690438673
chrom
![Syndra [202].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hw8xjlH.jpg "Syndra [202].jpg")
>>690438330
Shoo floper
>>690438432
Then what do they say?
>>690438764
Take that gay shit back to tumblr.
a lot of horny anime girlz there 4changals.jimdo.com
>>690438673
Must suck to not have real friends
like me.
Beta
Pic related. It's me and my squad #squadgoals
>>690438806
>Flops away
>>690437809
Hey you're back :D
>>690437683
Hi Sachii what's sup
> I'm eating peanuts and talking to my ex.
>>690437707
Who is this, reminds me of my dearly departed antidote nurse.
>>690438673
Hey that's pretty ok.
Good job bruv.
>>690438877
ooooo what game were you guys' playing???
>>690438590
you just want to get rammed in the ass by everyone don't you
>>690438530
well im just sitting still um a story
>be me with friends at a camp for school in grade 7
>we sleep in two rooms half class in one half in the other
>kids on the one side decide they dont want us to leave so they hold the door witch connects the rooms shut
>door snapes of hinges
>ohshit.jpg
> i jump out the window out of desperation land face first in bushes and book it
> my friends get in shit i get off Scot free
am i doing it right?
>>690438673
Nice art btw "LOL" Come at me. This is me and my sister.
>>690438877
#squadgoals
Ok so the current queue for Ohayou's is
Rory Mercury
Ika
Kagami
Konata
Homura
Mugen
Shiro
Ryougi Shiki
Holstaur
Franken Fran
Ritsu
Mugi
Azusa
Mio
Yui
Megumin
Rei
Tohsaka Rin
Mizore
Shinoa
Miho
Amatsukaze
Chino
Syndra
Kongou
Tenryuu
Yume
Yui
Prinz
Togame
If you don't already have an ohayou and don't see yourself in this list just tell me and I'll add you to the queue.
However before you do please look online for one first. It's really not that hard
>>690438990
Thank you
I've got a list of 30+ Ohayou's to make and you were the second in line of course
>>690438447
i see
would you fuck any animal other than a human?
>>690438590
nice 'o'
>>690438973
hey mumei not much really just being bored
I've been horrible lately. I've been dispirited and contemplating suicide. I've been shit-faced drunk for the past week, because I can't bare my horrible esse.
>>690437485
kthxbye
>>690438973
i am how are you?
My lovesick heartbroken waifu that literally died a virgin
>>690439217
I was entertained. I guess.
My turn.
>be me in 8th grade.
>internet was relatively new spent lots of time in HTML chat
> Some dude pissed me off me and my buddy email bombed him
>phone rings
>FBI on phone
> Fuckmylife
>Get into tons of trouble kicked off all computers at school and had to formally apologize to the college in my town that provided internet dial up connection
>People thought i was a l33t hacker the rest of highschool
>win
>>690439564
This. Most anons in this thread are edgy teens who think they know what /waifu/ is all about
>>690439457
The Shiro in the list is lesser Shiro, isn't it?
>>690439564
>drinking
degenerate.
I am here because of the people who support the ideea that /waifu/ is soon dying.
Why, you may ask?
People already are having fun in discord/ts/telegram, and they don't feel the need to come and post in here anymore.
This thread was supposed to be like a chat, for people with similar opinions and things they like, anime.
Now that they have ts, discord, tele, they don't bother coming in here anymore.
You know them by the common name.
E L I T E.
>>690439460
No, or at least not any existing one, you never know what kind of weird freaky shit can be created in the work of fiction.
>>690439564
I've been fine lately. I've had a high spirit and been contemplating living. I've been shit-faced sober for the past week, because I can bare my good day.
>>690439457
Hey Akiko I don't have one and I'm not on the list :(
> Add me to it if you can thanks :D
>>690439217
Probably dude who knows
>>690439460
Yeah haha me too I wish I had more than like a couple games on my laptop.
>sadly I can really only play yugioh bots haha.
>>690439614
Hey Shiro it's been a minute I think, nice picture I like the neon.
>>690439564
Quit drinking. It only helps temporarily.
Other than that find something you like and stick with that.
You don't have to bare with your esse, you just have to find someone who can.
>>690439787
The fuck you say bitch. You see these bitches bruh. Get on my level #getonmylevel
>>690439999
shameless self-check
>>690439999
It's a pasta.
Nice quads.
>>690439740
nice hacking skills and a good story
>>690439787
>not being a degenerate drunk means you are edgy
I think you have that backwards, m8.
>le cut for my waifu cus I'm so depressed and my soul is black and shattered pls reblog
>>690440124
Weren't you lurking, faggot?
Stop posting pics.
Stay in your discord.
>>690440325
Here's your (you)
>>690439805
It's you, the superior non-autistic non-underage Shiro
>>690439990
Give me your name then
Google image search failed to find anything
Have you already looked online and on the booru's?
>>690439999
Fukken checked
>>690439925
Honestly why do I keep seeing this fucking thread. Just keep this stupid fake wife shit to yourself, no one wants to see your cum stained fantasies and read your shitty shit shit about which little girl you would kiddy-diddle. Just ducking stop. Go get laid or finish high school. Or just post this shit on /trash/. Fuck all of you. You are ruining /b/ for everyone who doesn't reek of potato chips, lube and moldy body pillows.
>inb4 kek u faget u don't evn no bout mai waifoo
>inb4 if u don't like jerking to made up anime girls and then hugging pillows with them printed on it until you fall asleep on your air mattress with no sheets on it in your moms basement then u can leave u big loser faget
>>690440124
Oh, okay then.
>>690440325
>discord
You guys have a discord?
what's with all of the hate today?!?
>>690440250
get up you maggot
>>690439564
>I've been horrible lately. I've been dispirited and contemplating suicide. I've been shit-faced drunk for the past week, because I can't bare my horrible esse.
I've been horrible lately. I've been dispirited and contemplating suicide. I've been shit-faced drunk for the past week, because I can't bare my horrible esse.
Yukari Claimed
Still reeling from Toyota missing out on the LeMans 24hr win with just 5 minutes left.
>>690440557
ahhahaha pic is awesome.
>>690440418
I just started watching this show. Akiko is pretty cute.
>>690437196
>>690440210
Good you work out whatever happened with whatever that one day you were basically cucked out of the thread?
> I thought it was kinda fucked tbh but that's how this place is..
>>690440124
Did you happen to see muh trips? <3
>>690439787
I would agree with that for the most part but a lot of people here have bonded in the least edgy ways possible so who's to say.
>>690440325
>sup
>>690440723
thanks friend i try
>>690440750
AMAZING taste wish my esdeath was a giantess
>>690439816
>>690439999
>>690440006
>>690440289
>>690440837
Oh boy, look at all these new people
Welcome to /waifu/ friends
>>690440557
That was actually a good pun
>>690440734
This guy knows what's good
Yea she absolutely is
>falling for copypastas
>>690440418
Uhm I have not checked the Booru I am currently doing so.
>mumei
>>690441087
It's not bad when it's new people.
It's bad when it's people that have been here for sometime.
a lot of horny emo girls there 4changals.jimdo.com
>>690440418
Glorious!
>>690439990
Hey there, Mumei!
There isn't much fanart or you around, is it?
>>690441005
Heyyyy I've been posting for a couple months D::::
>>690441005
Thanks I guess.
I don't know, is that like a backhanded compliment?
>>690441226
I mean I have been here for like 2 days.
>>690441380
>I mean I have been here for like 2 days.
Yeah I know.
There's a lot of copypastas going around here, easy to fall for them if you're new.
TIPPPPPPPY
>>690441087
I'm rather enjoying it
>>690441159
Okay check Pixiv and the Booru and if nothing turns up I'll hook you up with one
I know the feel of having an unpopular waifu
>>690441330
>>690441380
People falling for the stale pasta's is pretty fun to watch. The reactions are always very different. There's little shame in it, you gotta have seen them a first time somewhere. Just don't fall for them again
>>690441262
Not really Shiro I meant to add more to my folder this past week but nothing has been working out ):
> so sad. Such a nice gif
>>690440837
well ive got some...issues and i let them take hold sometimes its almost like im bipolar and an angry me takes over. i have it controlled now and i promised myself i would just leave if i fell it coming on again
>>690441005
im proud of it lol
I CLAIM MIKU BITCH!
>>690441708
I mean, it's copypasta that's not board-wide so I couldn't have known about it.
But sure.
>>690441505
Yeah, these are a lot more like draw threads than I expected.
>>690441806
I don't think so m8. She's mine and claimed.
Hey Faggots,
My name is Dillon R. Trombley, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
![Syndra [40].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/PJlrfx5.jpg "Syndra [40].jpg")
>>690442064
>>690442064
Hello Holstaur
>>690442064
Guess who
>>690441708
Mmk thanks much akiko checked booru for the past ten minutes checked all girl and such couldn't find a ting. going to check pixiv
>>690441794
Hey dude we all have issues it just takes a good while to get over sometimes.
>glad you're working it out though.
>Mumei
>>690441794
we're all human
>>690442222
nice 2s
>>690442064
woc
>>690442211
Pet.
>>690442222
Hello quads.
>>690442351
Get ready for all of that to be muslim soon, and for the Pope to say it was the Christians fault.
>>690442631
>>690442733
I blame Greece.
Still here.
>>690442958
:(
a lot of horny teen girls there 4changals.jimdo.com
>>690442356
>>690442394
thanks alot of it goes back to childhood but im getting therapy for it so im going to get better
>>690442982
I blame the jews.
Kanaya Claim
>>690443365
I'm skipping the middle man, I blame Muslims.
Your waifu a cute. Who is she?
>>690443651
Yeah but if there was no islam the jews would just find some other puppets.
She's a Holstaur from the Monster Girl Encyclopedia.
I pose them same question to you now as yours is also a qt.
>>690443693
>>690444126
I bet their next choice would be Egyptians.
>Moses was a Jew spy all along
She is Togame from Katanagatari. Great show, great character, very patable head.
So Holstaur is an entire race of Monster Girls then?
Taiga Aisaka Claim
>>690444713
>thumbnail
ew
Cat just died
Kurumi claimed.
Alt-Shinoa claim
>>690443303
You play any video games queen?
>>690444951
>cat just died
>posts happy catgirl
Something here seems so goddamn wrong but I can't pinpoint it
>>690444835 (You)
>>690444835
cute
>>690444981
are you black too?
>>690445090
I don't save sad pictures of my waifu
Ohayo guys
>>690445090
Your waifu makes cute reaction images.
>>690444986
alot actually league over watch ds3 and fallout 4 atm
>proud of the character i created in f4 love creating made up characters and rpgs are the best for that
>>690445287
Hey there, have you switched to this waifu because I haven't seen you here before a couple days ago?
> think she's pretty awesome though you seem to have lots of her art.
>>690445458
NO!
>>690445398
Agreed.
>Akiko is dope
>mumei
