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Welcome to Club Kek. Dubs to enter, Trips VIP. Singles? back

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Welcome to Club Kek.

Dubs to enter, Trips VIP.

Singles? back of the line faggot.
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you dont got any adolfs in there
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>>690436278
Check
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Let me in you cunt
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>>690436278

move aside faggots
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I'm getting in
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>>690436278
CHECK EM
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7
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>>690437055
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>>690436278
Where are the strippers
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>>690436278
What if I have quads?
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Check um
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back away, VIP coming through.
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OPEN SESAME get
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>>690436278
let me in you fucking hambeast
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>>690437260
You get to pull an Orlando.
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>>690436278
Ik bin ein doubler
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Will dubs work?
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Can i enter pls
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C'mon man I was already in there, I forgot my coat.
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>>690436278
my bish gets me in all these little clubs
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Just wanna club, no VIP
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>>690436618
Use the force, meme
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Fucking let me in
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>>690436278
Hey guys
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move faggot
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Let me in you fuck face
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I'm a VIP, let me in you cuck.
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VIP rolling on through
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bitches stay out
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>>690437481
Com on neger
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>>690436278
Correction, this is club pulse, and the only one in VIP is OP.
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Check em
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Off to the back it is.
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Knock knock
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what about quads?
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>>690437622
Checked
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>>690436278
Excuse me, and check this list
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These should check out
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Step aside cunts, VIP coming through.
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Check em
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"it's high noon"
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>>690437613
LET ME IN IM READY TO PARTY
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CHECK THESE TRIPS
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>>690436618
top adolf
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>>690436278
I'm a drifter, just blow into town, I heard your club is pretty tough.
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rewady
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>>690437622

Checked
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Scrubs
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Let me in
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>>690436278
its goin to be a keki night
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>>690437802
illegal activities happening inside? Step aside
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rell
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>>690436278
VIP here step aside plebs
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you saw nothing roll again
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Check these
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We wait, We wait, We wait, We wait, We wait
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CHECK THESE TRIPS YOU CUCKS
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rushed
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>>690436278
Kek
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I heard this was club kek. Looks like garbage to me.
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>>690436278
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Move Faggot
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Access Granted
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I don't want in your stupid club anyway
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Shameless reroll
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How tough am I? I ate a bowl of nails, without any milk.
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back the fuck up
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>>690438090
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>>690436278

Usual booth, lemmie in you faggot!
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sup me and the lads coming in
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See my dad, owns a dealership
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Do you know who I am?
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>>690436278
Cant I come in? My friend Dubs and Trips came in earlier, I know the owner, Quints
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>>690436278
LET ME IN NIGGA
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Move aside, faggots.
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move outa the way faggots, you know me
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>>690436278
Lemme in im tough enough
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>>690437802
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>>690438526
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Let me in, fuckboi.
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K
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>>690436278
Hey B0ss!
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VIP or RIP?
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I'm need your chromosomes boi
Maka me stronger BOIIIIIIIIIII
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I'm going in
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VIP OR VAPE?
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>>690438725
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>>690436278
Who do you take me for? Check em, bitch nigger.
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>>690436278
quads faggot
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>>690439001
VAPE
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Vip baby
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ay
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Alright, alright, I'll get my dubs out.This good enough for ya?
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Let's do this fags
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step aside, cuck
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>>690439038
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>>690439046
Checked and failed, back of the line faggot and let the real men through.
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sup bitches
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I think I have my dubs here, one second
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my father will here about this...
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>>690436278
Step aside.
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Maybe I don't wanna be let into your shitty club.
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>>690436278
Out of my way, nigger.
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Fuck off, I'm on the list
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>>690439399
i want in too
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>>690436278
I will get in
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Let me pass, fagget
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>>690436278
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>>690439482


Your daddy isn't rich enough
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Vip
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Check em chucklefucks
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>>690436278
Back of the line? Back of the bus, nigger.
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>>690436278
let me just pull out my dubs
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>>690439550
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So this is how I join?
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Oh-uh hold on. I think they're around here somewhere.
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>>690436278
pls
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>>690439634
And nope. You were off by one.
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>>690436278
rolling for the puss
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>>690439693
fuck
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>>690439550
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>>690436278
Roll that shit
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excuse me

supreme gentleman coming through
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I'm totally 18, bruh.
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>>690436278
I'll just go home
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club manager here gtfo my way
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Where do I sign up op?
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>>690439576
being a europoor sucks (
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Don't even like clubs coming to date rape some hoes
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>>690439772
kek
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I believe this is in order,
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>>690439776
I'm totally serious, brah. I'm like 18.
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chekek
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>>690436278
Niggers.
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>>690439957
I'm 18.
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>>690436278
does your club have strippers
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>>690439922
>>690439966
da club
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>>690436278
excuse me
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check'em fag, remember next time
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w0t are you fokn gey?!
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I am the VIP so let me in faggots. And op I need you to make me a long island ice tea using only the best off your top shelf.
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>>690440017
I need to get in!
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>>690440139
It's a matter of life or death!
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>>690436278
Fuck it stupid club full of fags.
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yo bro,

i just wanna go in for a few

don't tell anyone i was here
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>>690440217
This isn't funny!
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>>690440280
LET ME IN!
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>>690436278
I got this
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>>690440344
Checkd
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im going im u can't stop me.
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C'mon dude, i just want to hang out for some time, let me in
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let me in or i'll hurt you emotionally
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let me in or i will vote clinton.
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Looks like im in lads!
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>>690440344
Kakarot?! What are you doing here?
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>>690436278
  ▲
▲ ▲


i require access to club kek now!
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Vip
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>>690436278
check mate, m8
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>>690436278
Step aside, chump. I came here to kek and chew bubblegum... And I'm all out of gum.
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I have trained extensively for this day. Today's the day that I roll dubs. Don't worry, guys. I won't fail you.
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step aside faggots
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kekem
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trips git
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lookout vip coming through
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>>690440879
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Let me in
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>>690440998
one off kys
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quads
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Knock knock fuckers
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Check these trips fags, also hey Dylan K.
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easy
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FUCKING GIVE ME TRIPS
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>>690441133
I just got triple dubs does that make me king?
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>>690436278
Fuk you
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>>690441133
>triple dubs
Welcome, Herr Owner.
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>>690436278
Ten bucks ill get trips
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Check out these dubs!
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ARE YOU KKIDDING ME!? ARE YOU FUCSLIRAF

I CAME HERE LAST FUCKING NIGHT WITH 4 OTHER PEOPLE AND YOU'RE GONNA MAKE ME STAND OUT HERE LIKE SOME SAD MIDDLE CLASS CHUMP!!??

DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH MONEY I COME FROM. DO YOU KNOW WHO MY FATHER IS?

DO YOU KNOW HOW FAST I COULD HAVE YOU FIRED?

LOOK, DO ME A FAVOR AND OPEN THAT DOOR BECAUSE I WANNA BOOGIE WHILE IVE STILL GOT A BUZZ FROM THAT COKE AND ID RATHER NOT RUIN YOUR CAREER PROSPECTS TONIGHT!

NOW

LET ME IN
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let me in chef
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>>690441337
You shall my my left hand
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Incoming
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VIP COMING THROUGH
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If you let me in I'll give you my special guac recipe
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h.h.h.h.h.hey. may i come in
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move out of my way faggots
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>>690441490
kys
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>>690441438
hey so if he isn't getting in, can i?
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Roll on in
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>>690436278
Quadsget
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vip table little bitch
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>>690436278
VIPlease
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>>690436278

heil kek
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everyone in this club is a guy?
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>>690436278
sup dude. remember me?
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>>690436278
Suck ma dick bouncer
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VIP COMING THROUGH.
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hey,

I paid for VIP

you cant just make me stand in line
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>>690436278
I am too cool for club kek
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Eyyyy
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>>690441736
reroll
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Check em
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>>690436278
C'mon
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excuse me?

look you may be the doorman but why don't you learn to satisfy your wife, then talk to me..ppffsh

now step aside and let me through, cuck
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VIP coming through. Make a line...
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kill self
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>>690436278

See you inside fagget
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>>690436278

Heyheyhey.. don't you know who the fuck I am?!
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OMW to the back of the line
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step aside,

SJW CUCK
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>>690436278
did i do it
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Let me in, /b/ro.
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coming through
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dont mind me. . . just. . . allahu akbar . . .. trying to get into the club . . . allahu akbar,. . . . . .
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>>690442209
YO

he's got a point

can you even satisfy your wife?

because to me you look like a cuck. Now i'd rather not call you out in front of all these people but if you let me in, ill keep quiet about the fact that you're an SJW CUCK
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wddaup loserz
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Singles again :(
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>>690436278
i own this place
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>>690442314
hey this guy looks shady, if you let me in i take care of him
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>>690436278
Check em nigger
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LET ME IN! NOW!
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Check these trips nigger
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Czech 'em and get off my way now
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I wasn't even trying
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fk off niggerfaggot
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>>690436278

hey!

no one has been getting in for a while. can't you just let me in?!
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>>690436278
let me in
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I only have singles, but ill let you do this to me if you let me in <3
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>>690436278
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Don't make do orlando 2 electric boogaloo motherfucker
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Go get me a drink faggot
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>>690436278
let me suck your cock
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Can I budge someone at least?
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so where is the VIP section?
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>>690442591
The furthest you can physically be from trips ironically
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>>690436278

VIP coming through
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this is stupid

let me through, or i'm gonna call my dad

and he'll sue you so haardd
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Let me in, faggot
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Here is my vip pass sir
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yo
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>>690436278

I've arrived
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>>690442811
Ffs ur in
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Here you go, huge dumbass
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Lmfao
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trips incoming
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Yeah one sec lemme just find my ID
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ALLAHU AKBAR
too soon?
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>>690442895
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>>690442811
>>690439399
>>690436278


uuuuuh yeah, I have a rich and powerful dad too
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>>690442998
fuck me
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rolly polly
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come on
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Looks like theres only faggots going in anyway
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Roll quads, club burns to the ground with everyone trapped inside.
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>>690436278
STEP ASIDE PLEBS
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trolling
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Ah here's my ID! Can I come in now?
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>>690436278
i'll be going in now, niggers
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>>690443011
hah fucking idiots lets arabs in on clubs nowadays
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>>690443099
I fucking saw this coming
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>>690436278
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what's this I hear about people trying to get in as a VIP?

sorry I'm late, I was busy doing not gay stuff

anyway, I'm here now so can i go in now?
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