What kind of medical cases has /b/ suffered from >I'll
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What kind of medical cases has /b/ suffered from
>I'll start
i have achalasia this is a muscle disorder that causes the nerves in my throat to die off. this means that the muscles in my throat don't know when to open up when food passes through. it is extremely hard to swallow and it hurts.
>>690415254
I'm a type one diabetic. I am also an alcoholic and I get really bad reflux.
>>690415254
pilonidal cyst, always fun
>>690415254
Aspergers.
Aspurgers
>>690415409
Oh god. I got one of those last year. Flares up about about every other year but last year it actually got bad enough it formed a head and busted during me sleep... felt like a 12yo girl waking up to her first period. Had to make my wife squeeze all that nasty stinky shit out while bent over the sink... that's love right there
>>690415254
I'm fat. That's about it. I've also probably got IBS. I get the shits every week no matter what I eat.
cluster headache.
It comes 1-2 times a year and all i can do is shaking and holding my head in the hope it stops.
but it never stops until i finaly sleep.
I broke my spine at t4 and t5 and damaged just about every disc. Along with 17 broken ribs (healed now) every day is a slow requiem of agony. But i can still walk. So no excuses.
>>690415377
Alcohol and diabetes aren't good friends, as I'm sure you well know...
I have Cushing syndrome
>>690415792
hahahahahahahaha
Ass-Burgers
Sometimes when I cum, I get really bad headaches
>>690415254
Degenerative disk in my neck. Cut off part of my thumb, have a lack of sensation. I've had pneumonia twice. Sciatic pain down my right leg following a car accident, hurt my hangers sometimes which is really fuckin annoying.
Anyone want to see the thumb I have pictures of the wound and how it looks now.
>>690415254
i am a garden of perfect health, i've never suffered from any kind of "medical case" other than the rare cold, i didn't have to have my wisdom teeth removed, they came in straight just like all my other teeth, and i don't have allergies. how's it feel knowing you'll never be as genetically perfect as me?
>>690415998
its aspurgers
>>690415879
I heard knocking on your head can help with that in some case. Odd as that sounds.
>>690415908
My HBA1C is under 7, I drink neat spirits or heavy red wines usually so the sugar intake isn't really a huge factor. I do get morning phenomenon however, that might be caused by my liver releasing glucose during the night from the drinking because I'll become hypoglycemic after passing out.
>>690415792
same.
190 cm and 115 Kg, or for the amerifats, 6.2 and 250 lbs
>>690416082
yes
>>690415980
Yeah, it's great.
>>690415923
You're just fat, get bent(on a treadmill)
>>690416097
Kys you're not fooling anyone
>>690416195
I'm 6'1 and 270 :p I'm working on it, though.
>>690415879
Eat some mushrooms. The cool kind...
>>690416150
Interesting enough movement or loud noises don't matter, maybe i'll remember it but highly doubt it will help
>>690416244
stay jealous :^)
Diagnosed with ulcerative colitis last year. Got so bad I had a laparoscopic sub total colectomy back in November. Left me with an ileostomy bag now.
Worth it as I'm not nearly shitting my pants 15x a day now. Last year was rough...
>>690416097
If singles you get cancer.
Because of the achalasie i lost 30 pounds in two months.
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>>690416097
if dubs you get aids
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy
>>690416195
wtf you're literally me but 10kg less
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>>690416362
I already have cancer so suck it
>>690415254
Why not train your body to eat backwards?
I guess then it would hurt to shit
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>>690416082
This is after I changed the bandages. Don't have anything directly after but this is day one fresh.
>>690415254
That sucks. Is it like a sharp pain (like an ear infection), or more dull?
I have pectus excavatum. It's a big dip in my chest and makes me look like I'm part bowl. I used to really, really hate it, and be self conscious about; never took my shirt off for anything other than a shower. Could give less fucks now. Not like there's anything I can realistically do about it anyways.
>>690416548
If i eat steak and it wont go down then i can shit meat out of my mouth.
>>690415254
Strong Migraine - Starts with visual loss on my right eye, starting with a ring that expands and covers my entire eye. Afterwards I can't even feel my eye, leading to a evergrowing headache and i'm just sitting in a corner, in the bathroom where it's the darkest and coldes, all the while my eyes are welling up and pushing out tears, not because it hurts, but because of pressure behind my eyes.
This then goes on for about 6-8 hours, in the meanwhile i start rocking back and forth like a insane person, blubbering "Make it go away, make it go away.."
If i get too much sensory information, i vomit foam, not stomach content, but foam. Thick and a lot of it.
After that i get a little better... for about 5 minutes, but then the migraines comes back and fuck my head over again.
I usually have a pounding headache for about 5 days after the ordeal.
Haven't had one in about 2 years, so it's just a matter of time now.
>>690416081
Youre hut dehydrated, drink water all day long
>>690416591
Agoraphobia
Gender Dysphoria
>inb4 Tranny turtle
Mandibular tori
I've had MRSA infections before. Wouldn't recommend it. My face swelled up with pus and had to be cut open and drained out.
>>690416767
What the fuck.
>>690416736
Meatslicers make a clean ass cut at least kek
>>690416134
No burgers come out of my ass.
>>690416767
yikes
>>690416591
>>690416653
Imagine chocking because you ate a way to big of a bite i have that with everything. Dinking eating and burping.
>>690416767
do you not have a tongue? wtf am i looking at?
>>690416767
Oh god
How far down does it go?
>>690415254
Does it prevent you from sucking cock ?
>>690416767
That's nuts dude.
>>690416905
Shit, /b/ro, sorry to hear that. Hope there's some treatment available for you in the future.
>>690416499
the irony kills me
i got a greasy beard
and a strange tongue
I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep
>>690417016
I have surgery in a moth they will cut away the muscles in my throught. I have had it for two years
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>>690416931
Calcium growth behind my lower teeth. Doesnt hurt and they don't grow.
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>>690417123
You wanna buy a candy bar or not?
Combo of anxiety and severe acne, which as a result, leaves big holes in my chest from picking. Also, not a disorder, but pic related. It's my hand, doing a thing that I can do. Don't know the term for it.
>>690415254
Otitis externa
ear canal infection, i´ve had this for several years now.
>any advice?
>>690417083
>>690417083
Shampoo or a shave can fix your beard. As for your fucking tiger tongue Good luck.
>>690417123
Total color blindness
>>690417182
Can you get it removed?
>>690415254
Severe clinical depression
>been in psychiatric
>several suicide attempts
>appetite and sleep troubles
>huge cannibinoids consommation
>social circle diminution
To summarise, any /b/fag in here
>>690415254
>Riding my bike home from work
>1 am snowy as fuck
>Going along at 15 max, both feet scraping the ground for balance.
>Going down a straight road
>Guy doesn't stop soon enough for a joining road to stop at the end fo the road and slides out into the main road
>Car riding the other side of me skids away and mounts the curb
>Car sliding out into the road bumps me
>Basically pushes me over, no damage
>Woman gets out and asks if i'm ok, I seem fine
>Day after my hand has swollen up, no loss of feeling, no pain, no restriction of movement. Assume it's a bruise
>Work 4 straight days on it, swelling doesn't go down that fast but it is going down
>Healed fully but now can't clench my little finger into a fist.
Need to get it fixed, can't punch anything because it'll be the first thing to break.
>>690417309
The term is double-jointed I think.
>>690415254
/g/
>>690415254
gout in the big toe of my right foot. It flares up once a year give or take. When it hits, I'm a gimp for a couple of weeks. I know it's only going to get worse as I age.
>>690417477
Yeah. That's what I think it is, but I'm not double jointed anywhere else. Normal range of movement in every other joint
>>690417393
How many colours am I holding up?
>>690417309
that looks kinda cool
>>690416767
what does that do?
better write it to us so nobody has to search for it 1by1
>>690417446
nerve damage
>>690417654
The one that can vote.
>>690417654
Hand.
>>690417681
Thanks :)
It scares the crap outta most of my friends/people I show it to. Real funny to watch their reactions.
I suffer from severe faggotery
>>690417309
I dont understand whats going on there
>>690417397
I could but I've just never got around to it.
Funny thing is it's actually changed my speech pattern because my tongue doesnt reach the bottom of my mouth.
I basically mumble. It sucks sometimes.
Also, I get ice chips stuck under there.
>>690417859
good
I have one additional chromosome.
>fortunately for me its the Y chromosome
>>690417654
One.
>>690416591
fuck I did that to my index finger once in college, but not nearly as bad. thought I was going to have a flat spot forever, but it eventually healed up without a scar at all.
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>>690417957
All correct.
>>690417941
was it xyy that have increased criminal tendencies?
Ive suffered from cluster headaches for my whole life, you dont understand pain until youve had a cluster headache, its worse than anything
keloids on my chest and shoulders
>>690417083
I know a girl with a tongue just like that. she also has really rough hands
I have fagorittis
>>690417859
Sorry for the bad picture, this is what's going om
>>690418045
Yes, but I think that's a myth, according to recent studies.
>>690418053
rip
>>690417083
The term is 'fissured tongue' or 'lingua plicata'. In young people it can be a diagnostic factor in a couple of genetic disorders, but you'd probably know if you had them.
>>690418053
I had a root canal with no anesthetic after 4 days stuck out at sea with a rotting tooth
That was pain. The only thing I have perceived as being more painful than that would be testicular torsion.
Random terrible headaches. And a shoulder that used to dislocate constantly.
>>690417083
Washing up liquid fixes greasy hair.
>>690416097
Autism is a disorder
A boner that has lasted for more than four hours.
>>690416097
Having your wisdom teeth come in perfect actually means you are less evolved human than the rest of us
Good for you monkey
asthma, adhd (inattentive)
the asthma is pretty much a non-issue now, managed with preventers and fitness
the adhd is a relatively recent diagnosis, and though the diagnosis has allowed me to understand more about why i've behaved the way i have all my life (and the medication gives me the ability to choose what to focus on), it's still pretty fucked
>>690415254
I have a bad case of priapistic macropenismia. It's when your penis is too big, shiny and awesome.
>>690418064
Ow. That sucks, anon.
Severe asthma. I have to be hooked up to an oxygen rig during the night so I don't just stop breathing. I have asthma attacks almost every week.
>>690418463
my autism is a myth
Heart attack at 22
Kidney failure at 23
CMS
Chronic Masturabtion Syndrome
I like to snap the raddish
i've had Staphylococcus infection in my feet forcing me to quit my job.
>>690418703
I know a friend that had the same at the age of 16
>>690415923
My dad almost died from that. It's crazy
>>690418337
both my shoulders used to do that, fucking painful and annoying
>>690418504
I know. I get that a lot. Fingers freeze up randomly. I'm a bandfag, play clarinet, but that'a the only time it's a problem. Doesn't hurt at all.
>>690416082
Me too had several surgeries constant pain
I'm 52, and getting old sucks. I really started falling apart in my mid to late 40's, both physically and mentally.
I have a bad back, I forget what the technical term is, but if I throw it out I'm laid up for 3-7 days.
I think I'm getting arthritis in my right middle finger and my left thumb. They both get stiff and "pop" when I bend them after periods of not using them. The thumb hurts much more and makes it hard to grip things.
Self-diagnosed social anxiety and depression. I seriously need to find a good shrink and get on some sort of meds. The only person I see in real life anymore is my girlfriend. I keep up with many of my old friends via facebook, but I almost never see them anymore.
Dont have any illness but i do have this shit on my ribcage
>>690418815
What the cause for your friend?
>>690415792
Exact same man, parents think i may be celiac like them. I don't get the "runs" just more runny than normal shits.
I have
- Lipomas on my lower arms
- Keratosis pilaris on my thighs
- Androgenic alopecia
- Patchy beard
- Short-sightedness
I guess that's it for now.
>>690415254
How did you get that op, Sucking too much cock?
>>690418966
GET IN MY KOFL-COPTER YOU PHYSICAL FAGGOT
>>690418966
do you exercise at all anon?
>>690418979
I dont know
>>690416767
How deep does the rabbit hole go?
>>690418137
what are you doing on 4chan, kevin?
>>690418976
MORE LIKE KOFL-COPTER CAGE AMIRITE
scoliosis. i had spinal fusion to straighten my spine. it's been 7 years since i bent my back. tfw i wish i can touch my toes
>>690418979
CAUSE IS KOFL-COPTER
>>690415409
I had this and it felt like I had broken my tail bone. Could move for 48 hours. There isn't one single comfortable position. Refused surgery because I don't want a huge scar on my lower back. Hope it doesn't form again.
>>690419001
I'M ALLERGIC TO KOFL-COPTERS
Not a medical term/condition but I'm losing my mind I think, basicly no memory of what I did yesterday
>>690419005
I HAVE LIPOMAS ON MY KOFL-COPTER
>>690419005
Kp sucks. Have it on my arms. Always trying to hide it. Amlactin lotion has helped reduce mine by about 50% fyi.
>>690419095
NOPE, HE SUCKED TOO MUCH KOFL-COPTER
>>690415254
Handle Bar on my BMX bike when i was younger went into my chest and out of my armpit barely made it through that still have the bike too dont know why tho
>>690419164
No you're not
Being a retard
>>690419118
NOPE, HE JUST FLIES HIS KOFL-COPTER
>>690419130
I KOFL-COPTER
I have assburgers.
Psoriasis of the whole scalp, which pretty much makes me 1/10th lizard man, Slight gynecomastia, so my tits looks a wee bigger with big ol nips, scoliosis of the spine, throughout most of my early teenage years some fucking "Holes in my knee bones because I grew too fast" disorder, fuck knows what it's called atm. and my knees bent inside horizontally, but most of that got fixed with leg braces I had to wear for a year.
Pick related: It's my scalp, It looks like I got scalped by natives in a previous life because I raped and pillaged to many tribes or some shit.
The whole deal with this diseases is that it's fucking disgusting and pretty much uncureable, My skin sheds like a snake's everyday, in huge and small flakes pretty much like an extreme case of dandruff.
>>690419142
LET'S FLY INTO IT WITH MY KOFL-COPTER
>>690419346
>>690419146
FLYING HIS KOFL-COPTER
>>690418889
Right shoulder for me. Real terrible, first happened in middle school. I screamed. Entire class looked at me, this weird awkward girl with like no friends who was suddenly screaming for seemingly no reason. Was awkward, had to get physical therapy therapy because the damn thing kept coming out.
Tl;dr, my shoulder came out in gym, and it kept coming out so i had to get physical therapy.
>>690419186
I HAD SPINAL FUSION TO STRAIGHTEN MY KOFL-COPTER
I have chronic fibromyalgia
>>690419130
Well, sucks for your friend. It was...pretty miserable. I still haven't really bounced back yet.
>>690415879
see>>690416273
http://reset.me/personal-story/psilocybin-mushrooms-stopped-cluster-headaches/
>>690419225
ONCE I BROKE MY KOFL-COPTER
>>690419255
DID YOU LOSE YOUR KOFL-COPTER?
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>>690418137
i saw someone do this years back and learned how to do it myself afterward. i regret it now because it really has no use at all besides a few seconds of mild interest from people i show it to and it fucks me up sometimes when i play guitar
>>690419286
KOFL-COPTERS DON'T SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>690419314
AT LEAST A KOFL-COPTER DIDN'T GO THROUGH YOUR CHEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>690419323
I LOVE KOFL-COPTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>690419596
Fucks up my piano and clarinet playing. But it does get a nice reaction so i guess tht's good.
Crohns disease
>>690419343
BEING A KOFL-COPTER
>>690415254
I have ADHD
>>690419383
I HAVE KOFL-COPTERS
>>690419118
yea, but not as much as I should. went to physical therapy last year this time for my back and have back excercises to do.
>>690419113
dafuck is a kofl-copter?
>>690419701
The woes of trying to have an interesting thread on /b/
>>690419392
I'M 1/10TH KOFL-COPTER
It's not a serious condition, but all of my tendons and ligaments are loose, so most of my joints crunch a lot and my muscles are always incredibly tight as they have to compensate for the looseness. I get cramp in my calves maybe 5 days out of 7 regardless of my water/salt intake.
>>690419443
KOFL-COPTERS!!!!
>>690419286
the problem is that all of the shit I have is cosmetic so there's no cure because nobody gives a shit about curing it enough to invest the money to find a cure, it's not really prestigious either and you can't make lotsa money off it.
>>690419465
ONE TIME MY KOFL-COPTER CAME OUT IN GYM
>>690419522
I HAVE CHRONIC KOFL-COPTERS
>>690419533
KOFL-COPTERS WILL HELP YOU BOUNCE BACK
Alcoholic
Autism
Depression
PTSS
Used to be both anorexic and bulimic
>>690419538
KOFL-COPTERS STOPPED MY CLUSTER HEADACHES
>>690419392
Also bit of acne, slight colour weakness but every fourth male has that shit, and a very elastic body.
pic related, my titties and hand
>>690419572
TFW KOFL-COPTER
>>690419522
52 year old again
my 46 year old gf has that. and other weird pain shit. she's got all sorts of different oxy type meds and she drinks more than she should. I worry one day she's gonna accidentally overdose. On the opposite end god help her if the doctors ever cut her off. I'm sure she's well-addicted now, but she swears she isn't.
>>690419596
AS LONG AS IT DOESN'T PREVENT YOU FROM FLYING KOFL-COPTERS
>>690419984
You can't be anorexic and bulimic. There are subtypes of each, or OSFED.
>>690419719
DO YOU HAVE A MOMENT TO TALK ABOUT KOFL-COPTERS?
>>690419465
i used to do krav maga -- shoulders hadn't popped in about a year, figured martial arts and general fitness had tightened everything up
was doing a sparring exercise against a psycho asian berserker with no self control -- he was swinging his arms wildly at me which i managed to deflect before tapping him on the cheek (which was supposed to make him stop, walk back 10m and come at me again)
fucker didn't reset, just kept coming at me even more enraged because i'd touched his face -- blocked on the left, shoulder popped and i yelled out "wait, wait, fucking shoulder, wait" and he swung again, so i awkwardly blocked that with my right arm and that one popped too
the scream echoed in that sports hall for a while, people thought i'd broken a bone or something
nope, just regular ol' partial dislocation... twice
>>690419726
KOFL-COPTER DISEASE
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>>690420027
Jesus christ kid, we're trying to have a serious thread here. Go back to you middle school social skills class
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>>690419861
etc etc
I FUCKED YER MUM IN YOUR KOFLCOPTER! SO YOU MUST CALL ME DADDY
>>690419747
I HAVE KOFL-COPTERS!!!!
>>690419800
KEKING ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING, KOFL-COPTERS LOL
KoflCopter this KoflCopter that
>>690416097
im just as you
>>690420197
Go back to social skills.-Clarinet anon
>>690419803
THE WOES OF TRYING TO FLY YOUR KOFL-COPTER ON /B/
Got celiac disease. It sucks but you get used to it.
I have assburgers.
>>690419800
swimming/aquatic shit might be good for you, take a bit of strain off the back/joints and build up the heart muscle a bit
plus endorphins from the exercise might help take the edge off the depression
>>690420172
I have been both through official diagnoses, obviously not at the same time.
>>690419837
I LOVE KOFL-COPTERS YES I DO
>>690420112
I was only joking, fibro is a made up condition, it basically translates as middle-class drug addict. I hope your gf is alright, but you might find her condition clears up if she gives up the meds, eats healthily and leads an active lifestyle.
>>690415254
essential tremor
>>690420389
STFU
>>690419901
IF YOU PLEDGE YOUR LOVE FOR KOFL-COPTERS IT WILL BE CURED
>>690419310
At first I was like wtf is a KOFL-COPTER but then I realized I didn't care.
>>690420066
Nice dubdubs.
I can do that finger thing as well, it's called hypermobility
>>690419984
I HAVE KOFL-COPTER-TISM
>>690420066
I HAVE A WEAKNESS FOR KOFL-COPTERS
lungcancer stage 1
I grew up next to a water treatment plant, that created stutters in kids from poor neighborhoods my age in my city. I was born with good teeth, but when my permanent teeth came in, they came in stained with large splotches. It's not too unsightly, but the biggest splotches are on my front teeth.
In 7th grade I was punched int he right breast. It ruptured my gland, turning my hold nipple black about an inch around. It healed within a month, but the tissue there became tender and eventually hardened into a cyst that I still have.
A year later, my left breast, as if seeking equilibrium also became gynecomastic.
I have no money to afford porcelain veneers or surgery, so this is how I am now.
>>690415377
type one here too, shit blows
trying out an inhaled insulin which beats needles
>>690420619
Aint that obvious.
>>690420112
I'M WELL-ADDICTED TO KOFL-COPTERS
>>690420662
Good for you faggot
>>690420172
YOU CAN BE ANOREXIC AND KOFL-COPTER THOUGH!
Ostheocondroma. Ankle. Doesn't hurt one bit for being a benign tumor.
>>690420198
I USED TO FLY KOFL-COPTERS ACTUALLY I STILL DO LOL
>>690415254
When I was 6 I clasped and was hospitalised for something I don't know what it was. I was thin and weak, had to be on a drip for 6 weeks.
When I was roughly 7 I had to get an operation to lower my undescended testicle.
When I was 32 (3 years ago) I had a vasectomy.
When I was 33 I had to go in for an operation because of my inguinal hernia.
That's the extent of my medical cases.
lost all form of sexual libido.
got ED for about half a year so that was about half a year of nofap and after that i just lost the want to masturbate and or have sex.
i can get hard nowadays but its just such a hassle ive p much given up on trying at all
>tfw became an asexual tumblr meme
Suffered from Kyphosis. It gave me a hunched back, as well as scoliosis. Both were severe, got a full spinal fusion 6 months from now. Pic related.
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>>690416273
This. Recent research has shown it to be a really good remedy.
>>690420240
I MIGHT GO BACK TO MY KOFL-COPTER CLASS LOL
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>>690419001
Try to rule out celiac disease. Just avoid gluten for one week and then eat a few slices of normal bread and see what happens during the next 24 hours.
hypospadias.
had to get circumsized due to it when I was younger.
rip.
>>690420257
YES DADDY KOFL-COPTER
seborrheic dermatitis, pollen allergy, two herniated discs, lumbar spondylolisthesis and lots of other minor stuff
>>690420341
KOFL-COPTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>690420448
Which one came first?
>>690420794
One of my friends got that in middle school. Wasn't benign, he had to get a cadaver ankle. We named the cadaver ankle Suzy.
>>690415792
I'm with this guy.....>>690415980
Hahahahahahahaha
>>690420894
rip peen
>>690420860
Are you trying to start an trend or just piss people off?
>>690417654
white isnt a color
>>690420367
I SEXUALLY IDENTIFY AS A KOFL-COPTER
>>690420373
GO BACK TO KOFL-COPTER CLASS
>>690420403
AT LEAST YOU AREN'T ALLERGIC TO KOFL-COPTERS
>>690420432
KOFL-COPTERS CAN TAKE THE EDGE OFF DEPRESSION
>>690420811
That sucks dude. I can't even imagine, my libido is full on sex all the time lately to the point that it's annoying. still fapping 3 times a day too.
>>690420448
I'VE BEEN OFFICIALLY DIAGNOSED WITH KOFL-COPTERS
>>690420448
femanon?
>>690421019
Nah m8, all done with class for this year, finals are over.
>>690418250
don't know anything about those
>>690420991
That's peach you racist scum.
>>690420461
KOFL-COPTERS ISN'T A MADE UP CONDITION
>>690420499
QUINTESSENTIAL KOFL-COPTERS
>>690420573
I DON'T CARE EITHER KOFL-COPTER KOFL-COPTER
>>690420894
>hypospadias.
>had to get circumsized due to it when I was younger.
I have that too. Bad disk in my lower back causes pain and leg numbness. And a variety of scars from explosives, rich climbing, hot glue, and scab picking.
>>690420975
my glans is abnormally large due to it.
so now my dick looks like that of a horse.
>>690420613
KOFL-COPTERS ARE HYPER MOBILE!!! OR HYPER AT THE VERY LEAST
>>690420672
Femanon? I'm one too, not gonna ask for tits, that's just rude.
>inb4 tits or gtfo
>>690420665
KOFL-COPTER STAGE 1
>>690420964
I named mine Hank, because at the time of noticing it I was watching King of the Hill. Hank's a bro, and he's located at the fibula/tibia. Basically, he hardened both, and I now have a strong leg that I can stand on for hours.
>>690420672
I HAVE BLOTCHES ON MY KOFL-COPTERS
>>690420696
TRY INHALING KOFL-COPTERS
I had staph and was 24 hours away from dying. I got it on my hip and it almost spread to my ball sack
>>690420716
KOFL-COPTERS!
>>690421119
there's worse things. brings some complications relationship wise (especially since i like more dominant high libido type of girls) but atleast it doest kill me kek
>>690420743
I SEUXALLY IDENTIFY AS A KOFL-COPTER PLEASE RESPECT THAT
>>690420448
Anorexia. Almost died, dropped over 100 pounds, was 60 pounds at my worst.
>>690421174
No, dude.
>>690415254
>KAZ IM ALREADY A DEMON
>>690420794
BENIGN KOFL-COPTERS LOL
>>690420810
WHEN I WAS 33 I HAD TO KOFL-COPTER
>>690420811
DID YOU LOSE ALL FORM OF SEXUAL KOFL-COPTER?
>>690420461
>I was only joking, fibro is a made up condition
I don't totally disagree with that statement. I know a lot of it is in her head. She was sexually abused a bit when she was younger and apparently most women with fibro were. So yeah, there's definitely some psychosomatic action going on there. She eats pretty well. Very into "organic free range" hippie food. and exercises as much as she can, but she ends up sleeping an awful lot
Cold Urticaria, which is that whenever I go out in the cold for like 5 minutes my exposed skin gets hives. I live in Canada decently north of the border, so winters are hell.
>>690420849
AT LEAST YOU DON'T HAVE A HUNCHED KOFL-COPTER
>>690420852
KOFL-COPTERS ARE A REALLY GUUUD REMEDY
>>690420862
WHAT ABOUT RULING OUT KOFL-COPTERS?
>>690420894
I HAD TO GET CIRCUMCISED DUE TO KOFL-COPTERS
My penis is gluten free.
>>690420927
SEBORRHEIC KOFL-COPTERS!!!!
>>690421370
No. Guyanon.I would post, but I don't have a working phone atm.
>>690421660
I have literally no idea what you are on about
>>690420951
KOFL-COPTERS CAME FIRST
>>690419186
You can't bend your back at all?
>>690421403
Awesome name story.
Suzy's p cool, she certainly works better than his previous ankle. He was on crutches forever, but if he didn't get Suzy, his ankle'd shatter
>>690415254
I have Burkitt's Lymphoma. Gonna start my third cycle of chemo on Monday. But the prognosis looks good.
>>690415254
I have tight foreskin and a big dickhead. Sometimes I fear the string under my head will snap when girls handle it without care.
I suppose I'm doomed to always be affraid of intimacy.
>>690421598
Sorry to hear that. Similar story to mine, dude. Spent 2 months inpatient, 6 more in partial hospitalization. In relapse at the moment.
>>690420964
DID HE GET A CADAVER KOFL-COPTER?
>>690421307
did it give you a horse dick as well?
>>690420971
I'M WITH KOFL-COPTER
>>690422063
Get circumsized ffs
>>690420975
RIP KOFL-COPTERS
>>690420980
I'M TRYING TO KOFL-COPTER
Ulcerative colitis. With the exception of having to take meds every day, I don't even notice it.
>>690420991
KOFL-COPTER IS A COLOR!
>>690421119
KOFL-COPTERS ARE FULL ON SEX
>>690422063
My string snapped several times now i'm circumsised, save yourself the pain and blood/size loss. Get cut asap m8.
>>690421174
KOFL-COPTER-ANON
>>690422241
are you trying to rofl-copter?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boh92DrYEWs
>>690422067
Godspeed to you bro. You'll get out of it I am sure. Took me some years but I am healthy again.
>>690421175
ENJOY YOUR SUMMER KOFL-COPTER
>>690422241
What is it and why the fuck do I even care?
>29M
>average white, healthy, good looking, intelligent guy
>intense phosphenes: constant light flashing whenever I close my eyes
>mild tinnitus
>mild dyshidrosis
>crippling social anxiety, working on it, getting much better, eye contact is still terrifying
>can only sweat on one side of my body
>cant recognize peoples faces
>immune to most painkillers and local anesthesia
>allergic to seafood and semen
>>690419001
I know I'm not celiac, or allergic to any foods. It just sort of happens. I ate a burger, fries, fruit, and some bread yesterday and I got the shits. It's random and annoying.
>>690415254
i have vitiligo. recently started on my face so have to wear make up
>>690421183
DO YOU KNOW ABOUT KOFL-COPTERS?
>>690421307
MY KOFL-COPTER HAS A BAD DISK
>>690421313
DOES IT LOOK LIKE A KOFL-COPTER?
>>690422029
Not the guy who posted, but I had the exact same surgery. You cant bend forwards, but you can bend side-to-side, and twist your back.
>>690422403
It might be the grease/fats anon. Try an healthy diet for like 3 days and see if anything habbens
>>690416691
Try eating some psilocybin mushrooms. They prevent migraines for up to a year. DMT stops them almost instantly if you already have one. Don't believe me Google it for yourself.
>>690421370
KOFL-COPTERS ARE RUDE
Asperger Syndrome and ADD.
>>690421403
I NAMED MINE KOFL-COPTER
>>690415254
I have a bowel problem that means I require an enema every 3 days. It's fucking unpleasant.
>>690421502
KOFL-COPTER SACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>690422369
You too bro. Glad to hear you're healthy now - I could probably use some tips.
>>690416314
>>690422251
Got inflammatory bowel disease too (ulcerative colitis), Remicade infusions every 2 months
>>690422534
You niggas must have a killer posture, also does it hurt when you try to bend forwards?
>>690416097
I was the,same way until i turned 33. Allergies came out of no where excessive weight gain. Border line diabetic. Was becoming and alcoholic...but curbed that shit. Drinking 2 to 3 times a week. Only heavily once a week.
Posted before but I'd like to ask you guys what you think this is. The symptoms are:
>Diarrhea
>Chest Pains
>Back pains (Between my shoulder blades
>Vomiting
It starts as minor pain in my back and chest, but I know what's coming. I go to the toilet and just start shitting. My throat starts to swell/feel constricted, then I vomit. Horrible pain in my chest and back occur, and I have to contort my shoulder blades to try to dull the pain. 3 hours later, and after popping a Tylenol, everything's all good. It happens about 3 times a year, can anyone guess what this could be?
>>690422721
Nah, like, you just can't. The rods in my back won't let me, they're forcing my back to stay straight if I try to bend forwards.
>>690422330
by "string" do you mean your frenulum or did you have another connection somewhere?
>>690422535
That was simply yesterday. I'm already trying to cut shit out (6'1 270), so it's good.
>>690423020
Frenulum.
erectile dysfunction. Life sucks.
>>690423048
Try some "Super foods" anon they might not taste great but they do great things.
>>690423140
>life sucks
It doesn't suck your perma-flacid penor.
>>690423229
Superfoods is to nutrition what astrology is to astronomy.
>>690423390
I'm way too dumb to get that anon.
