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>>690394677
what did dat nigga do?
I wish I knew what the fuck was going on in ANY of these. I am so confused. Niggers I guess.
>>690394677
anyone know the story behind this?
>>690395102
>what did dat nigga do?
I honestly wish I knew. Especially why red shirts starts to beat white-shirt-pants-down. Were they trying to have sex?
>>690394946
lol
what a gross people
That guy is an American, of course. Who else would be that retarded?
"Dem Europeans wash dose weird sinks."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InR7tip2Izk
>>690395118
someone explain?
At least she didn't cry like a pussy. Will that grow back?
>>690396111
they are compressing the girls chests to cut of their oxygen to the brain. it's a free way to get a quick high
>>690396353
niggers cant afford real drugs
>>690395436
>Lost
>>690396571
Considering this takes minimal medical knowledge to be discovered there's about a 100% chance this started as some "white people bullshit"
>>690395596
Seriously, what?
>>690395542
wood fug
>>690395102
Nigga tried to fuck a nigga but wasn't careful enough and because of that, they were busted. so he got beaten for not being careful enough. now every nigga in da hood knows that red shirt fat nigga is a fegot. and everyone thought he was real O.G.
>>690396276
Those last few seconds ahaha.
>I regret my actions
>>690396571
>niggers cant afford real drugs
And how did this happen?
>>690396380
The fuck is happening here?
>>690394677
my fucking sides!!
That guy just used that other guys butt as a urinal!!
>>690395315
Looks like the red guy got embarrassed about his little tryst.
>>690395315
+10 for filename :]
>>690396713
I guess you are right it's impossible for niggers to have access to "minimal medical knowledge".
>>690396973
criminal got arrested in his home and po lice didn't controled his po lice dog so criminal got beaten to a fucking face. after that, criminal sued po lice dog and po lice dog got arrested for being a fegot.
>>690395542
Goddamn! I thought that was her eyeball
>>690396913
niggers gonna nig.
keked at the filename tho
>>690395596
make the first 3 seconds into an infinite loop
>>690396753
Some guy stealing shit, getting caught, but in reverse.
>>690395542
actually that's a victim of intense migraines.
>>690395307
I'm pretty sure the guy in the red shirt was trying to take a piss, and the other dude came by with his pants pulled down and started trying to convince him this would be a good time, red shirt was in the middle of a piss so he couldn't do anything, some guys walked in and red shirt finished his piss and was like, the fuck you doin man, why you trying to fuck me faggot, and then the rest of the niggas joined in "WHY YOU TRYNA TOUCH SOMEONE FAGGOT, HERE'S WHAT YOU GET"
>>690396276
Yes
>>690397558
The nail that sticks out gets hammered
>>690397558
0 to 100 nigga real quick
>>690397807
underrated post
>>690395659
I don't get it. Nice tits btw.
>>690396545
Fuck this is hot
>>690397558
What the fuck? Asians are fucking stupid. Act big until you get the shit kicked out of you, the guy with the seeds, the faggots complaining, the fucking cunt who beat someone for eating seeds, thank God we dropped a nuke on them, fucking worthless society of retards. Every person in this video should be killed.
>>690398228
eh they are really big on social rules.
Dude had it coming.
>>690395118
wtf
>>690396457
is that gta 4?
>>690397558
>Start a fight with someone, create a violent energy that could end in you or the other person either being blinded or killed because they're spitting seeds on a train
Chinks are the dumbest society when it comes to social interaction. I'm glad their women don't fuck them anymore.
>>690395659
explain
>>690398409
And if the guy eating seeds stabbed the other person for opening his mouth, would you still say he had it coming? Brilliant conclusion.
>>690398785
Even though this is some obvious bait right here, I'd hit a dude 3 times with a hammer if his attitude to every single stranger he meets is "fuck off". Fuck that person.
>>690398228
its fake retart the guy would have been executed
>thank God we dropped a nuke on them
>>690398228
It's fake
>>690399032
Fucking retard, you have no idea if he has a knife. He's being disruptive and breaking rules, what the fucking fuck makes you think he wouldn't break a few more? What makes you think it's a good idea to fucking get in the middle of it? Oh wait, you're just a faggot who watches too much anime and you're rooting for the "good guys" instead of realizing that everyone in the situation is a stupid cunt.
>>690398644
It's fake
>>690395659
She went straight for the expensive box first.
>>690398228
You are the reason Americans are the laughing stock of the world. You dropped nukes on Japan, meaning you were saving the people in this video.
>>690399311
You're a huge faggot pussy and idiot.
>>690399311
Oh, my bad I see where the argument went astray. See we were all under the assumption that we're not pussies and wouldn't give a fuck fighting a stranger who says "fuck off" to everyone. If the dude wants to whip out a knife you know what I think having 10 other people on the train help and put the guy in jail for a few years might be worth a few cuts.
>my apologies i should've checked my not-a-pussy privelage
>>690398409
beating someone with a hammer
>social rules
>>690397979
>>690398710
Two possibilities I see here, either the test is for us to see if we notice anything besides her tits, or the test is for her to see whether she is a gold digger or not.
OP please clear this up.
>>690399725
Rape yourself little boy
>>690399775
>not pussies and wouldn't give a fuck fighting a stranger who says "fuck off" to everyone.
HURRRRRR HIM SAY UNTOWARD THING TO ME, ME PUNCH
>If the dude wants to whip out a knife you know what I think having 10 other people on
Great, so you have a stab wound in your eye and he's in jail. What a great decision you've made. Boy you would be glad when you're blind that you stopped a guy from eating seeds. Fucking brilliant. Fucking brilliant.
Also the video is fake, so I correctly mentioned that this fictional thing I thought was real shouldn't have happened, and you, being autistic, thinks this fictional thing that you thought was real should have happened. I wonder who is the fucking dumb cunt here? I wonder who's being a big tough man on the internet?
>>690399843
i want that on my cock
>>690396889
>WHY DID I EVEN DO THIS
>IT WASN'T EVEN THAT GOOD
>THE CORN WAS COLD
>I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE JUST LEFT THE DRILL IN THE SHED
>>690399284
Wew, how did this end? Story?
>>690399723
Who fucking cares? What the fucking fuck does it matter? You really think I studied the ethnicity of the people in the video? It's a fucking stupid throwaway comment.
>>690394946
what was the point of landing the ball on her legs?
>>690397807
So true.
>>690400455
story?
>>690400455
Since when does acid come out of a tap on the wall dumbass
>>690400641
fracking
>>690397098
What the fuck are they rubbing him for
>>690398644
are the dumbest society when it comes to social interaction. I'm glad their women don't fuck them anymore.
that's white men and white women though
BLACKED
>>690400455
>She takes the bucket and gently hits him in the head with it like "You're a dick"
Lel
>>690400591
http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/crime/78796562/Man-poured-boiling-water-over-co-worker-because-he-took-half-a-hot-dog-graphic-warning
>>690398464
These are the supposed "noble" counterculture in Russia
ffs media
I think he was shot with a phosphor granade and burned up instantly. Phospor burns at like 4000° C.
>>690400878
I love how the officer has adrenaline pumping hard during an arrest, and he's using it to avoid getting pissed on.
>>690397558
this is a fake. some news company in china did it to report about viral videos or some shit like that
>>690401057
What the fuck? No way, that can't be real. Jesus Christ that has to be fake.
>>690400626
Fuck I hate Chinese tourists
>>690400917
That's not actually Pussy Riot you fucking moron it's a band called Rockbitch
Maybe consider actually looking something up before making some sort of stupid remark based on information on 4chan.
People like you are why people have problems with vaccines, and I mean that both in terms of people being uneducated and you having autism you fucking stupid cunt.
>>690400779
More blood in the dick = less blood in the head
>>690399284
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
>>690400756
fake, she just fainted normally...
>>690400626
Makes sense
Chinese dishes aren't served individually. They're served in huge platters enough for 4-8 people. Probably getting enough for their entire group/table.
>>690395225
Atleast niggers aren`t faggot enough to save the same pic 2 times.
>>690399284
Story?
>>690399848
Yeah I would think it has something to do with the presents, but I don't even know what that first thing is. Worthless video. And no, it's not about tits. They're not big and aren't popping out.
>>690401356
American tourists aren't that much less obnoxious. Always talking extra loud to show everybody where they are from and wearing running shoes with every outfit even the old people.
>>690400756
I'd give her vagina cunt a shot
With my cum penis if you know what I mean
>>690399284
>water rising up
RIP
>>690400217
Retard.
>>690401596
uhh wtf is going on here
>>690400756
2qt
>>690399148
First time smoking meth?
>>690399284
I will never, ever, ever go into a cave willingly. Fuck that fucking cunting shit nigger shit in a babies belly button fuck
>>690401357
Pussy Riot is affiliated with groups like Femen and does equivalent shit. Sure it may not be piss drinking but it's still putrid garbage.
>>690401698
Good rebuttal. The next time you get the urge to post, you should hang yourself instead.
>>690397283
Quintessence of
>dude chill, it's just a prank
>it's just a prank bro
>>690399284
I hope Vin Diesel is alive
>>690397283
Chaotic Evil
>>690395702
gold
>>690399284
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hS_aMAlAaeU
>>690396276
Couldn't even use one of those $10 shitty drills from Wallmart with no torque, had to go for dad's industrial level drill.
>>690399284
>>690400257
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hS_aMAlAaeU
>>690401301
This is what happens when first cousins marry too many times, I'm not even joking here, India and Pakistan are rampant with freaks because of inbreeding.
>>690402321
beat you to it BITCH
>>690402308
>>690401596
>Tfw live in Austin
I hate my city
>>690398710
Girl cheated on her bf and that's the phone with proof. Some shit like that.
>>690399608
>one is a case for a phone
>the other is a phone
real surprise she wanted the phone first, huh
>>690401778
I think it's a type of gas that burns clear
>>690401974
Idiotic faggot.
>>690401301
That is actually really cute.
>>690394677
>A recording of a recording
Fucking niggers
>>690402668
Again, good one.
>>690402738
>they don't even know they have Bluetooth on their phone
>they don't even know wtf that is
>>690402806
>>690402668
>Both people baiting each other
>>690394677
wtf is going on here
>>690395596
Nigga was trying to steal meat from the supermarket
This is in reverse after the security caught him and made him take it out
>>690403081
Faggot nigger tried to seduce pissing nigger
Niggers walk in and pissing nigger zips up and beats the shit out of rapist faggot nigger
>>690399843
fucking elbow licking cunt I hate her
>>690398464
What band is this?
>>690399966
Disgusting.
Why are women so shit?
>>690400217
what if i let him stab me in the face, but I clench the wound shut on the knife, and assimilate the metal into my body, strengthening me and boosting the resolve of my ten strong train warriors?
>>690401346
aliens bro
>>690398409
You are fucking retarded.
>>690400336
That's gross. Went up her ass and then up her pussy with the same hand.
>>690402320
Do you really think chinese people would be so stupid as to use chinese products?
>>690394801
What sort of animals are those?
>>690399284
https://www.youtube.com/watchv=hS_aMAlAaeU
>>690401301
>"we don't wish to get separated..."
How about you be the bottom half for a day fucking Shivanath
>>690396276
Well on the bright side, judging from the lack of damage to the scalp, those were likely just extensions
>>690399284
http://metro.co.uk/2014/03/25/lost-johns-cave-terrifying-moment-man-gets-stuck-in-water-cave-4677996/
>>690401497
You're fucking retarded. Stop existing.
>>690401929
Your shitposting has actually made me angry. Can't you see the artistic value of rebelling without question?
>>690394801
>so long gay bowser
>>690402038
Fucking nignogs scum of the earth.
>>690401497
Not every single one of them
>>690401057
>>690401346
An episode from the X-files
>>690401596
>gets into flamming car
Nice
>>690401652
confirmed for 12
>>690395659
I wish I had a sweet girlfriend like that who wore cute pantyhose. I would smell her feet so much.
>>690404754
He was trying to commit suicide.
>>690395118
It's called ghetto Kama sutra, as you can see the BBC is no longer needed, he just touches women and it sends them into super orgasms. You mad white boi!
>>690404864
>Doesn't realise he was being satirical
Nigga, you're probably 12
>>690405001
Doesn't realize its summer
>>690400165
nice try, saw the open glass door
>>690395102
Didn't know how to keep it on the down low.
>>690400050
At first I thought it was a homeless guy about to take a shit into a can or something, nope.
>>690405164
>>690401301
i can imagine their arms will be very buff
1/2
2/2
>>690401549
>underrated post
>>690397463
This needs a "wasted" added to it
>>690401301
this is the real spiderman
give it time
he's gonna start shooting webs from his ass soon
>>690401596
somebody should dub the bootleg fireworks audio over this
>GET DA WATA NIGGA!!
>>690406101
dayum
>>690405962
What's going on here?
>>690395542
*sigh* I wish I was that high right now...
brb...
%triforce niggrs
>>690400878
kek I'd love to hear the audio for this one
>>690397143
keked
>>690406230
>gang beating an unconcious man after he's been thrown from his car
taxpayers money hard at work baby
>>690394801
that's fucking right bitch
>>690405962
>quick wash
>>690397696
Was all that necessary?
>>690402600
If that's the case, then why the fuck does this webm exist. Are we supposed to smell that that's the backstory?
>>690406434
but how
>>690406333
I really want to know what the thought process on this was
>>690395542
am i the only who got a boner with this?
>>690395702
THE MAN THE LEGEND
>>690406754
It wasn't more than a minute of typing, so yes would be my answer.
>>690394677
What zoo is that?
>>690397098
He aint even knocked out, he's just enjoying the free hand job.
>>690400358
That is such a stupid question.
The ball landing on her legs was purely coincidental. The white shirt tripped the orange shirt. Orange shirt laughed because she got fouled. The white shirt cunt was mad because she fouled orange shirt and went full hulk because orange shirt was laughing about it so white shirt cunt kicks her in the fucking face.
God damn you're really stupid.
>>690395702
Is this legit or whats the story
>>690395702
>>690407323
SCOTT STERLING!!!!!!!!!!!
>>690407675
>>690406759
I'm pretty sure there is a longer one. I could be completely fucking wrong.
>>690405633
You kids love this picture
>>690396707
pretty sure it's illegal to not have guard rails with a drop that
>>690407675
10/10
>>690407620
well I'm sorry i don't understand handball. i was just confused because they suddenly stopped playing as soon as she kicked it and wouldn't let it hit the floor.
>>690401301
that's pretty fucking dope
>>690402038
story?
>>690402038
6 against 1, fucking cowards, that's all they've got, numbers.
>>690398409
>>690398228
newfags dont know it was staged
>>690401301
>filename
kek
90's kids know
>>690408034
the staircase got arrested short after
>>690406651
he did endanger a lot of people and intentionally tried running over their coworker
>>690399843
>>690406230
They knew the camera was there, how fucking stupid do they have to be before you disarm these morons.
>>690399284
cavers are fucked in the head man.
>>690408762
is that a borderlands vagina
>>690401301
This fucking makes me sick
>>690400455
more like hot water attack
>>690408635
or, you know, the owner of the building got sued because they didnt follow building regulations, dipshit
хуй
>>690401301
fucking spider creature
>>690406651
You didn't see him literally try to kill the cop in the street, and run over the cops leg?
A beatdown was definitely in order.
>>690396276
Thought that was going to be a dildo based on the thumbnail.
*sigh*
>>690408775
emotions and adrenaline, you retarded faggot. you wouldnt know since you never leave your mom's basement to get any excitement or have a friend.
>>690401346
of course its real! Do you think anyone would go and lie on the internet?
>>690407361
That's a weak stream but saying that, I'm not a urologist (I don't believe in URO's).
>>690395702
this is 2000 year quality joke and it's been around for so long, I don't know how people still find it funny lol. You know shit about life haha, so simple shit makes you laugh ahaha, pathetic. Expand your horizonts sad losers. Football, beer, box and woman's ass, that's all you can talk and laugh about right? ahaha!
>>690401652
oh look, its babbys first troll
>>690395315
filename top kek.
>>690405724
>american_cops.webm
>>690406886
nerve gas explosion from and explosive build up of nerves
>>690406886
windows up, hairspray, cigarret.
>>690409070
he.. he was already as down as it gets. you dont knock out an unconscious person..
he literally didnt even feel it
>>690406886
Mobile meth lab
>>690406998
seriously, i really wanna know wtf she was going for.
>>690396707
i mean, what a dipshit right?
>>690404627
kekk
>>690406886
Bad seal on the fuel pump probably.
The inside of the car filled with fuel vapors and then all it took was a spark.
The mind boggling part is how she didn't notice the extreme smell of gasoline.
>>690407827
Find it please. Or I will never know.
>>690400641
Please be bait
>>690408164
kek that one got me
>>690403726
Rockbitch.
Im not even joking.
http://www.rockbitch.com
>>690410214
Now i want the fucking rest, or sauce!
>>690403726
Rockbitch; horrible nu metal by talentless sluts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMImwPDPtg4
>>690396111
Don't listen to >>690396353 he's a fucking retard. Physiologically, they're exciting a vasovagal response by applying strenuous amounts of pressure towards the vagus nerve. It'll drop your blood pressure significantly, thus inducing syncope. Fun fact, if you ever start to feel faint and like you're about to pass out, just tighten the fuck out of your asshole to give your blood pressure a slight boost.
>>690406230
American police are so autistic....fuck
>>690397283
Man. I hope he got 50+ assault charges and got his ass beat at least once.
>>690408201
>handball
Lmao
>>690401057
The rate at which an object is burned up is mostly limited by the speed at which the heat is conducted by the material. Increasing external temperature has limited effect on this. An extreme heat flash is unlikely to burn something instantly
>>690406101
Srsly man, american law enforcement are fucking hopeless cunts
>>690410214
I feel a little bad for her
>>690396707
When the fucking second camera angle hits...
>walking as if business as usual
LOST
>>690411445
this better be bait
>>690410214
Need the secret sauce for this.
In return, ass & titties
>>690399284
Oh hell no.
>>690395118
I'l explain
Pressing on the center of the center of the chest puts pressure on the heart slowing down the blood flow, causing the shit you see in this webm
>>690406998
im a useless, helpless fucking woman...what else?
>>690406886
he popped in my mixtape
>>690411391
I agree but I think that video was fine, you just got done with a action movie caliber high speed chase and you want to pull the guy down by his hair.
>>690400217
>Why isn't everyone as much of a nigger as I am? Fuck you, crackers
>>690411890
he's a grill btw
>>690400165
It's like when I get home from work and the dog is happy to see me.
Lovely snake kisses.
>>690402606
the real joke is the phone was supposed to be in the clear case he put it in the neckless case to fuck wit her
>>690412018
kek i didn't actually watch the whole thing
>>690400626
Worse than niggers waiting for crab legs at shitty China buffets
>>690398464
Sauce? Thats fucking hot
>>690397098
is that like a nigger method of waking someone up ?
like what the actual fuck
>>690411663
Idk but it's def a man
>>690400878
Reminds me of catching toads when I was a kid. They peed on you. They were also dark in color and dumber than a sack of shit.
>>690399148
is she autistic?
>>690408711
And that justifies what happened next. Muritard logic at its finest
>>690410214
sauce for science !
>>690410832
>>690411663
>>690410214
Linda Sweet. Public agent
>>690404727
Yeah. Something with a particle accelerator accident and they guy ended up with some weird power... I think... It's been 10 years since I've watched any.
>>690400346
kys my man
>>690396973
Guy was getting arrested and already gave up
Police pig send his dog to bite him in the face and didnt stop the dog.
Man sued the policeman and won a lot of money
>>690395118
Stupid dangerous things kids do when no access to drugs. There was a moral panic about choking games a while ago.
>>690395702
kek
>>690399148
bad sushi does it everytime...
>>690409596
he was carrying a fire arm and was shooting it
>>690410832
>>690411663
http://www.xvideos.com/video10334756/publicagent.e113.linda.xxx.1080p#_tabComments
>>690410214
need saucy
>>690400641
nerve gas
>>690411391
They have to deal with a lot of things that European police forces don't. That car for instance? It's equipped to drive off of regulation-grade pavement. Can you believe the madness?
