Waifu claiming thread. >Claim your Waifu/Husbando >No
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Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-PtGn0YYIs
>>690389033
Haha, ya got me! Well done!
>Now to wait for Mystery Poster to show up
>Mystery Anon, I'm keeping my mace handy, just as a precaution, okay?
Yo
>>690388444
Huh, okay then. Yeah so many people praise it to be some sort of god in the form of food. I don't think it's that great. But I'll try it, it might be a new favourite topping for me
>>690388582
Oh that sounds nice. I bet you'll never get to my skill with Genji. I'm really starting to like playing as him, although I think his ult needs a little boost
>>690389141
Claim
>>690388802
Trying for another
Makoto is in the Westgate by sight
Rory-sama claimed
>>690389235
Fuck. I thought the crimestoppers building.
hanging myself brb
>>690389025
For the most part. I have no idea what I'm going to do when I do it. It's about getting into the state where you can continue and not die.
>>690389282
Tch, I didn't wanna give away the exact building yet. Thanks Rory.
>>690389294
Nope, no crime stoppers as far as I'm aware of.
More fun? I'm a pilot. I went flying a little bit ago.
I took this picture. What city is this?
>Azusa
>>690389144
oh shit, casualties are happening.
>>690389235
but im ika! you know, the guy you said you wouldnt hurt!
>traitor
>>690389263
>people praise it to be some sort of god in the form of food.
fucking kek! laughed for a good 5 seconds. well done. anyways yes, i like it. Todays fathers day. doing anything?
>>690389326
Interesting
>>690389437
las vegas?
>ika
>>690389437
Memphis.
>>690389502
Just a precaution! Mainly because I wasn't exactly expecting anyone to visit me tonight! And as far as I'm aware, I have no clue as to who they actually are!
>>690389263
>I bet you'll never get to my skill with Genji.
You're a cheeky bastard, aren't you? Kek, it's probably true though, I can't flow with him like I do McCree. His ult is always powerful when facing it.
>>690389437
>Pyramid
Obviously some city in Egypt.
>Best idol claimed
>claiming yume
>>690389141
Post some lewds!
>>690389216
How is it going little Homura?
>>690389263
G E T S P O O K E D
>>690389270
>Smug/10
>>690389282
>best waifu legs
>>690389437
Is that pyramid a stadium?
>>690389634
Fuck you that was quick.
HOW???
>>690389510
I don't have any plans when I paint. I just tack the canvas up and mix up a big pile of color and set into it. And as it gets further and further along things change out of necessity, the colors I start with often grow murkier, the lines I put in begin to recede from or push back into the colors, somethings I put in stay in, others are removed completely.
>>690389216
I love the bass in this
https://youtu.be/6uBK5kvakD8
>>690389326
Sometimes I get the same feeling when I cook. Give me a bunch of ingerdients and ample time and I just let the food guide me. Ive had hours pass like that before.
>>690389408
Someone did say it though.
>here, have a pic of the city I live near
>>690389675
Sup Yume
>Rory-sama
>>690389326
Don't you feel a little powerless when you do that, though?
>>690389740
>>690389756
Same question
>Karen
>>690389634
are you saying me not being prepared wasnt a precaution!? although i will admit that i would have brought more than just mace but still, i just wanted more precautions too.
>ika
>>690389715
I'm actually very good at figuring these things out. I did it to one guy in some bumfuck part of Brazil once when he posted an arena by a trainyard and that was all I had to go off of.
>>690389755
The actual building hasn't been said nor pointed out yet.
>>690389502
It's true. No not really, I don't really celebrate things that well. Which doesn't sound that nice, but yeah. You?
>>690389437
That looks amazing
>>690389670
I don't think a lot of people can't play Genji. He has the ability to double jump and climb walls, and his dash can save you rather than attack sometimes. I enjoy playing him
>>690389675
Not spooked
>>690389715
If it is then Memphis
The stadium is a giveaway
>>690389675
Herro
>>690389855
Precaution is fine, but a gun seemed a little out there...
>Still curious as to who Mystery Anon is that's coming my way.
How about this? I take a screenshot of a famous place and you all try to guess it?
>Azusa
Round 1
>>690389858
It was a matter of time though. I should have kept my mouth shut I guess.
>brb applying noose
>>690389858
>Hey, I recognize that gay blowjob!
>>690390005
Bai Rory, I shall not miss the puns.
>I'll miss the rest of you though.
>>690390011
That is literally me and places that have any landmarks what so ever.
>>690389858
Also the stadium
>alt-smug
>>690389755
There's a funny story about Van Gogh and cooking. When Paul Gauguin went to Arles to live with him in the famous Yellow House, as a way to save money, Gauguin decided that instead of eating out at the cafe every night they would cook instead. The first time Van Gogh had to cook it was such a debacle that Gauguin decided that he would never let Van Gogh cook again for as long as he was living there. Van Gogh "mixed ingredients as if he were mixing colors."
>>690389756
>>690389842
No, I feel a sense of honor. This energy, this force, has chosen me as its necessary vehicle to spring to life. There is a price to pay though.
>>690389858
i did say westgate with a picture of google maps...
>>690389921
my brother stole the show this night so i dont know if i myself will do something. maybe something small but thats it.
>>690389993
hey i never said gun...
clmd
>>690389993
it was azusa who commented on your picture with your location on it so i would assume it was him...
>ika
>>690390169
I LIVE AT WESTGATE PLS DONT GO TO MY ROOM
>>690390169
But that's just it, it's not westgate. I can see westgate right now though.
And gun was pretty implied!
>>690390226
A visit from Azunyan? Wew, this'll be good.
>>690390234
Don't you live in Texas though?
Alright. Got it figured. Here's a famous place. What is it?
>>690390147
What might the price be?
>>690390112
Kek, you're so interesting makoto
>>690390299
What? No
I'm a different Shinoa
>>690390304
>Included the coordinates
>Mfw
>>690390325
Nah, not really.
>>690389675
Not much to say, still unsure how am I going to spend this day. What about you?
>>690389755
I really like the electronic pop feel to that song. This is the album I was currently listening to.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2rPHqj-9ss
>>690390416
You are to me.
>>690390169
You should party hard
>>690390403
Ohhhh. You live at the westgate in San Diego?
>>690390494
I am an interest to Karen. My life is complete.
>>690390416
Didn't notice it. Fuck
>>690390605
After making me this ohayo you will literally never leave my memory.
Speaking of which. I have a request to bother you with!
>>690390605
Affirmative m8
Don't go into my room
>>690390304
What do you use FL for?
>>690390299
Wait, what? no... i had it down perfectly... i studied the map, what other buildings are left...
>>690390579
kek, without my dad too.
>>690390606
Smooth.
>>690390673
Request away!
>>690390720
I call BS. If so, you are literally across the street from me.
>>690390747
Hint: See above.
>>690390112
I tried man. Even had it around my neck.
>I wasnt ready for purgatRory
>>690390147
Not all people can be cooks, and everything has to be in balance. Cant be harsh with flavours or you overpower one sense while the rest are unfulfilled.
>>690390462
Ive been trying to listen to this guy sing a lot more lately. He has an amazing voice and is an amazing talent in and of himself.
https://youtu.be/rgyIhPlaBEM
![Syndra [194].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [194].jpg")
>>690390822
I'm not meeting up with you
I might've seen you IRL though...
>>690390299
*random tranny knocks on your door at 4am...
What do?
>>690390822
the US GRANT. it has to be. if not then i know 100%
>mfw still wrong
>>690390822
I want the one you just posted, angry ohayo
Also, can you do an excited ohayo? Like the eyes closed and a happy mouth?
That one would be hard, for the eyes.
>>690390325
Your mental and physical well being as well as your social life. When things are going good you tend to ignore everything and everyone, your health starts to suffer because you're not eating or sleeping, because you want to stay in that state and continue working. You don't go out, you ignore your family and friends, things around your living space fall into disrepair.
Then the painting turns and starts falling apart, the composition is all wrong, and no matter what you try you just can't get it to hold up anymore. And you fall into agonizing despair, you think about suicide, you lose your appetite altogether, you forget that there is a world that exists outside this one painting, and if you can just get it to work again everything will be okay again, but you can't, and the longer it goes on the worse and worse you get until you're at the point where you're honestly going to kill yourself.
Then it changes again, something occurs and the painting starts to hold up again, and you swing back to the other extreme.
It's only when a painting is finished that you're able to breathe again, go out and socialize, spend time with your friends and family, eat regularly, sleep regularly, fix the things that need to be fixed, like your car or a table or whatever. And you get a good couple weeks of that before the suffocating need to paint takes over again and you start the cycle all over.
>>690390888
I can cook decently at least.
>>690390936
this is getting creepy. especially at 3:45am.
>>690390747
Yes do it, party away
>>690391214
fuck i forgot to type Ika
>ika
>>690390888
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
>>690390936
I am now too curious. Far too curious.
>>690390946
Say wassup and get a slurpee with em.
>>690390983
>Tfw still wrong
>
>>690390989
Eye edits are a tad tricky, so it'll go on my list of things to try at home. Doing serious work like that on my laptop is a pain in the ass.
>>690391214
I dunno, I'm finding this to be top kek.
>>690391170
It sounds like a very heavy price to pay. You don't mind paying it? Or is it more of an addiction?
>>690391314
Yeah I didn't think you could do it on your laptop lol.
You have no idea how happy I would be when you could do it. Ohayos are my favourite thing ever.
>>690391314
DON'T YOU COME OVER!
>>690391245
i cant. considering its almost 4am here, ill probably just end up sleeping away the whole day. kek
>>690391314
MOTHERFUCKING SHIT! bristol hotel
there is so much going around in that area its pretty funny
>>690391409
It's both. I'm a willing participant, but I also HAVE to do it. Not doing it is death.
>>690390721
For stuff.
>>690391533
So you do it because the other option is undesirable?
>>690391502
>goes over
>you not there
>its /b/
>what did you expect?
>>690391520
Sleep sounds good, maybe better than partying
>>690391554
Post your music
>>690391409
I shall try my best.
>>690391502
IT'S TOO LATE! I'M ALREADY IN FRONT OF YOUR DOOR!
>Really though, if I stood outside across the street (can't leave because work) could you see me?
>>690391520
Technically, still wrong. That square is actually cut in half. Only the half facing 2nd Ave is mine.
>>690391637
>doesn't know room number
>what do you expect
Or do you expect me to be in a Shinoa costume in the Lobby?
>>690391769
>>690390721
Homu getting music boner
>>690390888
>Rory promoting Australian artists
He does have a nice voice and apparently he is in a band too. I shall check more of him later.
>>690391554
I see, and that keyboard makes me kinda jealous.
>but the US keyboard doesn't
>huge left shift, tiny enter
>1 button less, that should be between Z and left shift
>terrible symbol organization
>no alt gr
>no keys for using ~^´` correctly
>>690391849
I'd be disappointed if you weren't.
>>690391554
>not having at least a casio
>>690391620
I do it because I must, there is no other option.
>>690391769
I've never really recorded anything.
>>690391170
If you can feed yourself and you think it tastes good, then you can cook well. The thing that most home cooks don't realise about cooking professionally is all about how we do what we do.
Imagine that, in a full working day, you spend 2 hours preparing for the rush of a service. Getting everything set and ready so that your job is as easy as you can make it. Then, when the rush hits, you just stop thinking. You become more a production line than a person at that point. Every dish you put out has to look, taste and be sized the same. Up to 30 of a single dish, all done the exact same way. If you mess up, you have to start over and set everyone else on the line back. After 4 hours of acting that way and the last of the food has gone, you look over the section and are immediately in damage control, getting items for the next day written down to be done by the morning prep crew. Then the cleaning happens and you wash away the mistakes, the past and you lose yourself.
That was my life for 5 years. I regret none of it and I would do it again simply for the people I met, the lessons I learned. I had to stop because I worked myself into hospital for the third time.
>>690391314
Oh, I hit a nerve.
>kek
>>690391914
Its more a comedy band. But he remains an amazing artist all the same.
>promoting Australian artists
Theres not too many of those anymore. Gotta push what I know.
Tenryuu claimed
>>690392010
Buying a Korg krome soon...
>>690392049
Wouldn't the other option be death? I mean there is a choice.
>>690391820
Makoto you are the best. The absolute best.
>>690391739
lol i forgot you didnt sleep well. im pretty sleepy as well but im having fun here.
>>690391820
YOU DICK! I fu--
oh shit, your right. i can see it now... it matches with the picture perfectly... how could i have made such a miscalculation...
>>690391849
>doesnt know even how you look
>could be in the bathroom
>>690389755
>>690389921
>>690389982
>>690390462
Everything is quite nice so far I try my best to spook the shit out of mio and I need a plan for my 2 weeks vacation
>>690392101
kek. so literal mio
>>690392169
That's pretty amazing, chef-bro
>>690392212
Indeed. Well sometimes sleep is more important than fun. But not right now
>>690392245
You'll never get me
>>690392169
I wait tables, so I'm at least partly familiar with how a kitchen works. I'm also very good friends with one of the cooks in our kitchen.
>>690392207
There is no choice. Death isn't an option, it's an inevitability. Nothing else.
>>690392169
Much brake line cutting is in your future.
>>690392207
Naaah.
>>690392212
Haha, I dunno yo. I really don't.
>My anxiety is killing me as I don't actually know if someone's coming over here or not
>>690392456
Mio look behind you,
There's a guy waving
>>690392563
Nobody will come over. No worries lol they're all just joshing with you.
>>690392527
An early death is a choice, yes? An escape?
>>690392245
just tell Mio that youll be bombing the UK. you can even tell what part of the uk hes from by the accent he gives out on his comments.
>>690392456
i figured out my goal, i have no clue what to do anymore.
>>690392563
No, they arent. Azusa was the only one. and Shinoa(?) too. but shinoa said dont go to him so i assume he wont go to you.
what do i do now?
My waifu
>>690392696
check fucking mate
>>690392738
>what do i do now?
What do you mean?
Claimed AF
>>690392696
I dunno, Karen. That one anon actually took a picture of a building that's a few blocks away.
>>690392738
>No Azunyan visit
>Shinoa is probably jesting me
Guess I'm safe to keep eating my Cheezits then.
>>690392696
No, there is no escape. There is just the work. It's like a contest, a game. You're going to lose eventually, but it's your job, your duty, to hold out for as long as possible.
>>690392871
birb
>>690392871
Birb!
>>690392878
You're cheezits aren't safe
>>690392920
That picture is fucking adorable.
Also hi cat.
>>690392919
Hello friendo
>>690392801
What do you mean anon?
>>690392871
Get out fam
>>690392878
There's no way they can find your room though, and you never posted face.
>>690392899
But there is a choice for some, even if fear is a barrier. You can always take the way out.
I'm just commending you for choosing not to. And having the pride you do in your work and suffering.
>>690392871
>CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW
Mine
>>690392816
ive been trying to figure out where makoto works for a good while now. now that i found it, i feel accomplished. what else should i do?
>>690392878
not when i go there...
>>690392967
>>690392878
Oh shit! Shinoa's coming for you! Run!
>>690393029
early death= option.
>>690392669
All I see behind me is some posters
>>690392738
What goal?
>Mio
Krulcifer Einfolk
Saijaku Muhai no Bahamut
CLAIMED.
>>690393075
>CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW >CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW
>>690392967
I will find you in that hotel and drag you down to the spooky bank vault, for uh, perfectly normal reasons!
>>690393002
What's good?
>>690393029
>Room
Karen, I am in the lobby because I'm security!
>
>>690393169
Plan the visit!
>>690393218
looking for where makoto works.
>ika
>>690393063
*Squeak*
>>690393029
But why
>>690393075
Real smug?
>>690393293
I met with a fellow /waifu/ yesterday! Me and Rei had a lunch here at Dreamhack, spoopy shit.
>>690393293
no no no, youre supposed to say for scientific purposes!
Maybe i will, but i will not go to your house. i must be armed appropriately for occasions though.
>>690393293
>>690393169
MAKOTO RUN MAKOTO GET OUT NOW IKA'S COMING TO GET YOU FUCKING RUN CALL THE COPS SHOOT THE LIGHTS OUT RUN GET OUT MAKOTO DONT DIE I NEED MY OHAYOS MAKOTOOOOOOOO
>>690393445
wait really?
nice
how was he?
>>690393029
It's not fear that's holding me back. I am not at all afraid of death, I'm comfortable with it. I accept it's inevitable triumph. No, what is holding me back is anger, the natural anger that arises in all human beings when the knowledge of their own mortality dawn upon them. I will struggle on willingly, I will accept my fate with open arms, like Sisyphus, his rock was his thing and we must imagine him happy.
>>690392456
I got you atleast 3 times
>>690392871
McBirb
>>690393531
Post lewds!
So... Anyone here from Arkansas? No?
Thought so...
>>690393293
Are you going to rape me?
>shinoa
>>690393531
but he wants me to visit is the problem! hed be expecting me!
>>690393543
ill reroll for that third one
>>690393623
nope, sorry, 3 guaranteed cali fags in here
>CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW
>>CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW
>CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW
>>CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW
>>690393445
Apparently Azusa and Shinoa2 are like, within a few blocks of me right now. Still waiting for whoever said they'd be here to show up.
>I think I have been top rused
>>690393500
NO GUNS ALLOWED!
>>690393531
Pffffft
>>690393671
Nah. That's illegal!
>I just wanna show someone else the spooky bank vault
>>690393296
Oh
>>690393543
I bet you can't get me again though
![Kirino [303].png](https://i.imgur.com/bzhbyiI.png "Kirino [303].png")
Goodnight.
>>690393731
Not if i consent
>joking
>shinoa
>>690393445
Nice. How was he?
>>690392527
Then you'll know of the struggle. Its little wonder cooks resort to drugs in some cases.
>still clean, thankfully
>>690392563
Nah fam. The cold here would murder you.
Not cold tonight, but it is windy asf and raining.
>>690393725
Stop it, crow. Go bother the magpies.
>>690393771
Cause you tuned down my voice I would guess
>post ponytailmaidmio
>>690393790
Good nigh Kirino eat up your bitch flakes
>>690393839
>CAW CAW CAW
>>690393839
My friend doesn't even drink.
>>690393537
Ah, I see. All our discussions come back to Sisyphus, lol.
I didn't mean to imply you were afraid. I meant to say that you choose to suffer and live rather than give up and die.
>>690393543
Gotta roll dubs for lewds
>or quints for real lewds
>>690393689
>>690393731
That's JUST what a murderer would say.
Don't trust him Makoto!
>>690393304
No joke I love your accent so much and I've been thinking about the way you say "Fam" a lot at night lately
is this weird
>>690393790
Night Kiro
>>690393909
You got that wrong fam.
Its
>AAAAH AAAAH AAAAUUUUUUUUUHHH
>>690393964
Then he is a strong friend.
>Rory-sama
>>690393979
all right gimme some of the good stuff
>>690393909
Can I pet you Mr birdie?
>>690393835
Lewd as fuck yo.
>>690393839
Says you! I'll be behind 7 parkas!
>>690393979
Haha, it's fine. I have a bow and arrow. If modern games have taught me anything, it's that I shall win.
>>690393979
It's the only philosophically justifiable choice one can make.
>>690393731
You've been top rused
>>690393536
Yeah, he was just as autistic I thought he'd be. It was nice tho :)
>>690393543
Legs
>>690393979
That's pretty darn lewd man
>>690394038
Yeah, he's a very strong willed and good friend.
>>690394053
>>690394087
POSTING LEWDS
>>690394082
>only 7
Nigga please. Ill see you coming a mile away then.
>>690394053
>granted
>>690393731
hey, youre security! you can probably take me down anyways. plus, like before, i never said guns... but while we're at it, lets clean out that bank vault, yes?
>>690393790
oh goodnight. i didnt know you were here
>>690393979
oh come on now! im very trustable! >>690394082, dont believe karen, hes the real liar!
>>690394195
Nope
>>690394087
McBirb knows what I want to see
>>690394172
more!
>>690394184
If best waifu legs grants me my wish you better fuckin do so karen!
>>690394237
what are you implying faggot?
>>690394237
>implying he didn't get a 5
>>690393841
Nope. Sure here you go. I might have some more, but I need to rename some files
>>690394103
>>690394171
Fuckin bird ass niggas
>>690394082
>bow and arrow
why tho
>>690394237
>implying
>>690394085
I guess it is. Regardless, that fact doesn't stop a lot of people from taking the other choice.
>>690393841
>>690394319
I may have skipped the maid part since I have none
>Mio
>>690394172
Midriff is the best
>>690394292
Sure do fam
>>690394514
Look out.
Peace out everyone, I gotta split.
>>690394399
Yo I'm sorry bird bro chill
You a cool guy
>>690394514
LOOK OUT ELEPHANT SNAKE BIRD
>>690394230
>impying
Fail
>>690394606
>implying that wasn't there to trigger you
>>690394606
>>690394640
>implying implies are implied
>>690394575
goodnight karen!
>>690394575
Bye Karen!
So did Mizore post the picture?
>>690394087
It appears I have been.
>>690394184
>Implying you can see
>>690394224
Haha, it's an abandoned vault. That's why it's so damn creepy!
>>690394328
Why not?
>>690394575
OH SHIT IM AN ELEPHANTSNAKEBIRD
>>690394770
Nope
Chickened out because "41 seconds too late" what a faggot
>>690394328
Suicide is so common that it's the tenth most common means of death in the world. It has beaten out homicide.
>>690394789
that just makes it easier to clean then right? ill bring my trust broom and mop.
>ill tell you if i ever do go to san diego
guys im going to sleep now. give me some fappables.
>>690394896
The only guy who actually acts like an adult is prolly 15
>>690394837
with great legs
>yume
>>690394977
my dubs demand it
>ika
>>690394977
Aight, night Squid!
>Makoto
image limit reached. rip
>ika
>>690395009
Do you mean me?
>>690394895
But he said that they would post at midnight BST. Did he really get me hyped for nothing?
>>690395343
Est
>>690395446
That's what I meant, not sure why I put B instead of E.
