Waifu claiming thread. >Claim your Waifu/Husbando >No
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Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Joining means a reserved place in Strickland Propane
>Most importantly, grill.
Claimed.
>>690342798
believe in yourself, waifus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_srvHOu75vM
rolling to killmyself
>>690342379
Fucking sleles :^)
I wish ye luck, I never was able to do that
>>690342653
Hope you'll like him!
here
>>690342798
Bottle in pooper
>>690342788
No, but I would for trips, considering that's what's required. I got quads once in another thread, so now I can command anyone here to do anything at all. xDD is powerfullestt!!
>>690342062
Pics would be cool anyways
>>690342191
I'm straight but I can imagine. Brazil resembles a lot Japan. Misogynistic, racist, male chauvinist as fuck
>>690342379
THE Karen. I was in April or so when I talked on /Waifu/
>E se você quiser voltar é para ser a minha diversão, minha bebida, meu lanche, minha segunda opção
wired were the eyes of the horse of the jet pilot
one that smiled when he flew over the bay
>>690342978
I get quad watch
>>690342962
Cute
And just like that /waifu/ became a get-thread... Good job. ~ _ ~
>>690343054
Rerolling
>>690343114
Again roll
>>690343114
Rolling.
>>690342528
I think I will.
I've been working on a voice if anyone wants to hear it...
>>690343099
>>690342971
Rolling.
>>690343182
Gonna get quads
Goodnight Thread!
>>690343210
yes go on
>>690343114
>>690343182
>>690343189
Faggots, make a separate thread or I will ignore quads.
Rory-sama claimed
>>690343099
>Complains about get thread
>Gets dubs
Wew
>>690342636
3lood5me
>Right before work
Jesus Christ.
>>690343271
Reroll
>>690343230
Precisely. :< This is despicable.
Back again
I tell y'whay
>>690343314
>implying you don't ignore everything anyways XD
>>690343333
FUCK YOU
>>690343292
What should I say?
>>690343358
Propane
>>690343083
little less than average. miss anything?
>>690343272
what the fuck is this roll shit
if i get singles i kill myself
>>690343333
>And then Rory got quads
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
>>690342932
Thanks homie. I wish you best with your need of punching something
>>690343006
Brazil karen?
>>690343272
Night gorgeous
>>690342653
You can try:p
For weight, strength and aesthetics
>we're all gonna make it brah
>Uravity claimed
Just got back from a run. How is everyone?
>>690343497
"please fuck my ass deeper and breed it until I can bare no more of your children"
>>690343334
Maybe it's a sign, who knows.
>>690343333
>>690343314
There's some quads. What does that mean?
>>690343333
Ayy lmao quads
claimed
>>690343333
>
Nice one, m'smugger
>>690342962
sorry fam but i cant see tomoko as a girl
just looks like an edgy kid with long hair
>>690343532
It is sill better than nothing , I guess some anon is upset with konata or something and mizo didn't deliver his beed in ass roll
Crazy thread
Also there is a femboi thread on front page
I'm planning a trip to Japan soon... Just for fun. I plan to stop by the real K-On school in Toyosato. would anyone be interested to see pictures?
I can't wait to go.
>>690343255
Rolling.
>>690342218
Does Overwatch worth it? Still thinking whether I shall buy it.
>>690343099
Check em, kek.
>>690343540
I'll probably ask my dad for some mitt training
>>690343744
Nice dubs too
Check these quints
>>690343842
Rerolling.
>>690342798
>>690343819
take some of the lolis from a floor angle
>>690343951
Rerolling.
>>690343617
Halfassed attempt but there ya go.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RycnOmhrEY
>>690344019
Rerolling.
>>690343540
Brazil Karen. Wanna proofs ?
>>690343845
its so fucking fun. if you liked tf2 you'll love it
>>690344074
Rerolling.
>>690344028
what the fuck
>>690343795
oh so nothing much
>>690343753
cool
>>690344028
this was weird :l
I would still sex you
>>690344028
did you moan? if its a screamer don't bother I can check that easily
Check these quintuplets tho
>>690343845
Overwatch is pretty fun and worth it, especially if you have people to play it with. It's kinda boring to always play on your own..
>>690344028
.////.
>>690342798
here
>>690344186
Pretty much, you didn't cut yourself right ?
Dibs
>>690344186
i didn't mean to offend you or anything dude your're cool
i was just saying
>>690343956
It's a public library. Not a school anymore.
Here's the music room
>>690344302
I mean THESE quintuplets
>>690344127
Rolling.
>>690344370
Reroll
Quints hype if Quints all waifus are claimed
now check these quints niggas
Rolling
>>690344375
30 minutes left, make a separate thread and get quints. That is all.
>>690344422
Reroll
>>690344441
AHHHHHH
fucking close nig
>>690344441
ONE OFF MOOGS WHY?
>>690344441
off self coalburner
>>690344461
I meant quads
>fufufufufu
So who was trying for quads?
>>690344441
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0uz7EXQb9yg
>>690344441
Quite ironic you were FOUR off. ~
>tfw he moans "FOIYAH IN THE HOLE"
God I love Junkrat.
>>690344441
Close.
>>690344441
THREE
H
R
E
E
OFF
>>690344461
fuck off coward
>>690344441
So close, desu.
>>690344333
well at work i got a little cut on my hand nothing major really small actually. i dont do that stuff
>>690344366
well i mean what am i supposed to say.
>>690344563
oh god
>>690344613
Hey I'm not gunnar stay alone at a library for long fagget.>>690344656
>>690344571
S-Shut up, I realise it was 3 off, I've been awake for a very long time and am tired, I realise the fault in this. pls no bully
>>690344671
Poor thing, but I meant in the shower if you happened to shave your legs and prepare them for thighs day
And I'm glad you don't do that stuff
Not much convo tonight, huh? Everyone's just rollin'
operator claiming.
i kinda feel like posting 3d girls
>>690344461
Oh, now even quads aren't enough. Guess we need 5 quints in a row too, huh? XD
Coward.
>>690344028
I wanna marry with ya right now.
Such sexy voice
Wow.
For real, yer voice is cute as hell.
>>690344717
Hm?
>>690344492
>>690344500
>>690344592
>>690344607
>>690344656
Goddamnit
Close though
>>690344571
3
>>690344563
Why dude
>>690343334
At library now.
>no quads plz
>>690344563
sounds like a boy pretending to be a girl, which is I guess what you are
>>690344832
It's asinine.
>>690344835
Saved.
Also you fly choppers like a god.
I request more VC girls.
>>690344802
im not even at my own house currently
>>690344917
hi friend
>>690342798
>>690344917
Check em
>>690344086
Oh
>>690343898
Sounds fun and thanks
>>690344028
Would do the sex with if desperate and horny
>>690344441
Damn...
>>690344832
Sadly yes
>rolling for all waifu to be in the smug harem
>>690344835
Better than these rollfags, they're ruining the thread
>not that 3d girls would make it any better, they're filthy
>>690344832
Yeah, it's vile, truely.
>>690344909
I KNOW THANK YOU VERY MUCH
>>690344909
Eh keep trying. You're bound to join the club sometime, desu.
>>690344882
>Not reading.
People started rolling quints so I put quints, I corrected myself faggot, but you won't admit fault. Go on, keep rolling. Make another thread while you're at it though.
>XD
Kys
>>690342932
We'll see, he's a pretty cool character.
>>690343540
Is that a challenge?
Ayy well good luck with that man. Make sure to document that success.
>Best idol claimed with OW salt
>>690344905
i cringed a little
sorry
>>690344925
it is
>>690345057
Reroll
>>690345041
America.
>>690345033
And you still showered? that is weird, unless it were my home you could use anything there
>>690345100
Again
>>690344925
oh well
>>690345169
Quad get
>>690345033
Hey friendo.
>>690345000
*moans* cum more I want to keep going until morning *moans* deeper *moans* faster and use your fingers too *moans*
>>690345091
It doesn't matter what anyone gets, you're not going to do shit anyways.
Because you are what you are, coward.
>>690345222
Trips not good enough
Reroll
>>690345222
You only settle for trips, desu.
>>690344441
So close
>>690344124
Well most of the people i know prefer MOBAs
>>690344311
I was quite bad at tf2. But I liked it. Also check em
>>690344902
Yandere scares me...
>>690345289
Get quads and find out faggot.
>Projecting this hard
>>690345303
Quads are mine
>>690345147
its my relatives. im watching their dogs fish and plants while they are out of town
>>690345224
how was work?
>>690343992
>>690343992
>>690343992
come watch movies with us
>>690345411
Reroll
>>690345439
No.
>c a n c e r
I'm going to bed now, I'll see you guys tomorrow~
>>690345455
REROLL
>>690345438
Good, long day.
Got work early tomorrow.
>You?
>>690345505
Reroll nao
Just crushed a team in 1:37 seconds
i cry a lot
fucking stop
>>690345358
Enjoyment > How good the game goes
At least in my opinion. ^u^ If I win a game of Overwatch it doesn't matter if it was boring/annoying.
>>690345000
I mean, you have a r-really pretty voice.
>>690345505
Maybe if I roll they'll go away..
>>690345065
If it still not enough, I can get my book. It's written in there LINGUA PORTUGUESA. Or I can record an audio speaking in Portuguese if ya want
>>690345364
Me too. I do think she bites.
>>690345560
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>690345095
voice is a work in progress. Only been working on it a week.
Better than this shit:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRm5UMF2Bb4
>>690345438
Cool what kind of plants ? I barely see anyone with houseplants now
>>690345505
Faggots, I said make another thread or it doesn't count.
>>690345560
Missed your shot.
I'm leaving bye
See you niggas later
>>690345590
Dont we all
>>690345606
Thank you <3
Ok it was fun to roll a bunch of times, I did it too , but christ, not a get thread.
>>690345540
same i was practically a maid today
>>690345662
not sure really i think vegetables.
>>690345590
mugi why :(
>>690345869
>Maid.
Nice.
>>690345590
I kinda stopped crying at some point. Now I only do it when I have mental breakdowns.
>>690345645
Holy fuck. I think that not even my voice it's like that
>>690345590
I fear if I cry one of these days I won't stop
>>690345795
Good job diverting the rollfags, Megu.
>>690346100
It's okey, I'll patpat you until you're happy again. ^u^
>>690345869
Vegetables ? thats weird to keep inside
Do you get to sleep there too?
>>690345985
Hello fellow femboi lover some people are expecting something from you it seems
>>690344563
Close though
>>690345722
Later, see you again
>>690345606
Yeah, but as you say games gets pretty dull when you play without people you know.
>>690345590
Everyday, dude
>>690345985
no really i was scraping grime and stuff of walls and such with just a rag and bucket of soapy water
>>690346252
they are outside. i sleep on the couch. whole house to myself
>>690346328
Very much so.
You're welcome to try with them in the other thread.
>>690346417
Yeah I have to clean everything down at the end of my shift
>>690346395
Then you can play with me, stooped. <3
>if you're on EU
There're several waifu-goes to play with!
>>690345501 #
Night amatsu
>>690345622 #
I believe you. I remember you saying something about a riot in Brazil
Saitama is my waifu
>>690345728
Yeah
Everybody hurts sometimes and for of us it's more like all the time
I cry on the inside
>>690345950
Because I'm a memelord
>>690346100
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KolfEhV-KiA
>>690346395
Life = pain tbh
>>690346160
Ocean was red, not blue
>>690346417
Oh then that is more like it
If you have the whole house why not sleep on a bed ? and unlock it for me ?
>>690345000
i tried to fly it. fucker shot us down before we even got to do anything neat.
>>690345073
sorry
>>690346518
You are just looking forward to it
Tease
>>690346722
Hmmn, it's alright, I guess..
>>690346594
What?
>Doente de amor procurei remédio na vida noturna, com a flor da noite em uma boate aqui na zona sul. A dor do amor é como outro amor que se cura.
>Lovesick I looked for medicine on nightlife, white the flower of the night in a club here in South Zone. The way to cure love pain is with another love (A free-translation, don't forget that)
>Cringe as fuck but it's really popular in those fucked up bars
>>690346278
>>690346549
It kinda gave results. Even tho nobody does no shit anymore. We have to wait the government decide what to do
>>690346518
yeah but you are a restruant not a mart
>>690346637
i like the sound of the fish tanks water and other beds are uncomfortable to me. house is unlocked
>>690346722
I'm bored as shit now man. Tell me if you're up to play again.
>>690346887
I see they say it helps to sleep I've never had fish or anything like that
Is that a welcome tone I hear ?
>>690346800
I'm not sexually excited right now actually. I don't get off on teasing, I get off on being told what to do.
>But 4chan, so gets.
>>690346887
We got fry oil build up.
>>690346843
Speaking of fucked up bars
>>690346593
Life is pain friendo, time to waste money on stuff i dont need to feel better.
>>690347059
Kek'd
I'm so tired.
>>690347089
Precisely!
>>690347053
I see
But that is still a tease giving them to aim for high expectations and see if you'll deliver on the spot
Nice game
>>690347000
ive had goldfish nothing more complex. they have a fish tank with running water and no just how their house is kept
>>690347053
yeah i guess
>>690346843
That sucks dude
That was a long and fun match.
5 ali vs 5 veigar.
5 ali won, pushes for days
>>690347234
Kek, I think fetishists got happy with that match
>sorry farfetched tired joke suggesting a Veigar got knocked up multiple times how would anyone even understand taht I'm sorry shit
>>690347059
they have no pulse now you fucker
>>690347222
If it is a game then the prize is real. They just need to win.
>One of them is adamant that I never took the pics.
>>690347380
Kek'd.
>>690347089
That's what life is all about
>>690347380
get memed on
>>690347225
I had one of those for an hour , on a fair.
What a welcoming family and trusting
>>690347398
It is a nice game with a tease on it
You must be eager to see their reactions
Good vibes, mah mane. I really wanna go see this guy live, I have 2 friends who adore him as well.
http://tidido.com/a35184372159309/al56015690e7c622686a9eec4b/t56015693e7c622686a9eef2d
>>690347059
No Pulse
Nightclub.
But I do think ya got what I said. I think ya have those bars where ya live. Those ones with filth cups an shit. Smells like cigarette and cheap drink
>>690347231
Isn't that bad. That kind of song ya listen when yer in the pit and shit
(I say "...and shit" too much, don't I ?)
Azusa, don't ya want to record a phrase to me ? Pretty please
>>690347705
Meh, not explicitly.
Id just rather my ass not become a waifu meme
>>690347776
>mfw the roll-fags came one off AGAIN
>>690342798
http://goo.
gl/57LLlQ
>>690347705
yeah i guess they are
>>690347380
>>690347170
>>690347479
The question becomes how much is too much money to spend.
Test
>>690348161
I'd say about 50 bucks is too much. 15 bucks JUST RIGHT.
>>690347884
>No Pulse
>Nightclub.
already said it you nog
see
>>690347380
>>690347915
Its bound to happen and I'm sure you know it.
>>690348101
It is your family after all
Not only the cute runs in t
>>690347884
Not sure if my voice is good or bot but sure, I'll record something.
>>690348079
>That shitty Chinese weave
That boy needs a black girl friend.
>>690348161
Tree fiddy
>>690348406
AY YO DO THIS
>>690345257
>>690348406
It is! ~ Record tons of stuff, would you kindly.
>mfw my work is probably gonna be making sandwiches and shit, but I'd love to be a servant at nice mansion for purebloods whilst speaking fancily
Shit.
>>690348340
so uh yeah whats up
>>690348296
Wrong, the correct answer is any money spent is too much. Glad to have you on the show, you win a candy bar
>>690348406
It wasnt bad, id sex you if it didnt sound so sassy
>>690348496
You fucking loch ness monster get out of this thread
>>690342798
>>690342798
>>690342798
Anyone here have that fantastic alternate King of the Hill story ending? The one where bill flips shit and drills down Hank's penis and fucks it.
>>690348579
err... I don't know if I can do that. Not sure if I have the moaning down. Maybe later in the night.
>>690348596
I need stuff to say.
>>690348639
I like it when you type like that
And nothing really , just cooling off had day off so I had to do some laundry and assort my stuff again , desk still needs cleaning and pc too
>>690346531
Singapore server. Welp, used to playing FPS alone. Lot of people here prfer Moba.
>>690346593
>>690346579
True.
>>690347089
Strongest waifu.
>>690348161
Depends on how you live. I spend less then 50 bucks per week on food. The rest goes to monthly shits and hobby.
Tfw not shipped with anyone
>>690347884
Oh no not the song. I mean the government thing
>>690348406
Sing this
https://youtu.be/rdsmuElafSY
>>690348842
use a toy and it will come natural
>>690348406
>>690348842
Ok ya can try to speak Portuguese, just 'cause it's really funny and cute
"No contexto ideal, somos parte não o total"
Or
"And yet yer still alive"
>>690348790
That could just be me or the fact that I bit my tongue and got a sore from it. hurts like fuck.
>>690349016
Better than being shipped with someone who is losing interest in you.
>>690349016
>Tfw not shipped with anyone
Uhhhhh
I've explained myself already
>>690349016
My ship is a Kirino poster.
It would make sense for you to be shipped with Shiki.
Why not just ask her when she's around again?
>>690349021
Shinoa looks like she has many SMALL regrets
>>690348850
ok and nice i want a day off
>>690349016
its not a big deal
