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Girl I've been going on dates a lot with recently texted me this. Feels thread
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Incest is Wincest
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sounds like a slut, bro.
you dodged a bullet.

post her nudes here as revenge.
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>>690336563
Give out the whore's personal details.

Phone numbers, address, everything.
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You're the "emotional boyfriend." He's the "physical boyfriend." You provide her with the emotional stability she needs while he fulfils her primitive sexual desires.
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>>690336563
did you fuck her regularly
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DROP THAT SHIT ASAP
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Bitches who do that are pretty life breaking

OP,you are one lucky dude.
Find some better girl
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>>690336563
Why not dubs decide on reply?
>You should be in my bed naked slobbin in on this knoberino
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>>690338256

roll
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>>690336563
she obviously gives 0 shits about you OP. jump ship now
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Am I the only one who finds it hot that OP is getting cuckolded here?
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>>690337892
Basically, he's on the same level of sexual attractiveness as her grandma
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Just tell her "Cool have a good night then a fuck buddy is coming over so I'll see ya"

instant jealousy
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Why does she think you would know that? Also, fuck her. That fucking sucks man, I feel you. End absolutely all contact with her starting now. Also delete her
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>>690338504
Roll
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>>690338504
fucking this.
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>>690338256
Roll for this
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>>690338256
roll
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>>690338504
roll
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>>690338256
Last attempt
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>>690338504

roll
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>>690338504
Tell her this
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>>690338256
Say this op. Go out alpha as fuck.
If she reacts positively, tell her "nvm texted another chick, imma go chill with her"
If she reacts negatively, just say "well considering your ex would rather just fuck you instead of having a legit relationship with you, I can kinda see why now" and then don't respond ever again
Get her right in the ego.
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>>690338504
Beta answer
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Tell her the first half, than ignore her existence aftewards

The 2nd half wreaks of a desperate attempt for jealousy, and the wording itself is horrid.

Op, sorry man, but it's better you find out now she's a worthless cunt, than months down the road when you two had a long standing relationship.
Keep your head high, and be the best you, it's her loss.
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>>690338886
So close
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>>690339251
Exactly. Go now OP. Make us proud.
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>>690339251
Or this
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>>690339251
Fucking this OP, now send and update!
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>>690339251
this pls
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>>690338256
Roll
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>>690339251
thats nice. do this
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I love how this thread derailed so quickly.
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>>690339251
this!!
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>>690336563
Seriously drop her.
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>>690339251
This
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>>690339665
Off by one

>>690339251
Rolling for this
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>>690336563
Fuck that bitch
you deserve better op. Any girl who's willing to say something like that unsolicited is a bullet dodged, bud.
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>>690339251
op this is right, dont waste youre time explaining your feels to her she wont care and you'll feel embarrassed about it when you're over her.
just go alpha mode and forget about her.

or take a hit of acid and think about better things
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dont say anything. walk away with your pride intact. anything you do will just make things worse for you. let it go. she was never interested anyway. bitches aint shit son.
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>>690339251
Roll
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OP here, I had a thing planned with her tomorrow night to go to a drive in movie to see finding dory because we both really liked Disney movies as kids. Should I do the alpha move like the vault boy pic guy said or should I go for the pump and dump tomorrow?
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>>690339251
Positive one sucks.

Neg one is gonna fuck with her head soo bad
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>>690339846
Vault boy reply faggot
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>>690339846
Alpha move
Why not both?
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>>690339846
why would you want a pump and dump after she's already banging her ex?

Clearly she's not worth the time.
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>>690339788
this op
leave her high and dry, she wouldn't do any better for you
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>>690339846
do both, fucking cuck
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your pathetic and an idiot. thats why youre here, asking what to do.
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>>690339846
Pump and dump!
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>>690339846
Go alpha you spineless limp noodle dick
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>>690339846

Shes fucking her ex, she wants someone to be alpha as fuck in her life, be demanding, overpower her, tell her whats fucking what and if she doesnt come over right now she'll never see you again...

>>690339846
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>>690339846
Do vault boy move.
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>>690339846
Alpha move. Chances are she'll be more likely to fuck you if you act alpha. And even if she doesn't, you'll probably dodge an STD. This isn't the kind of girl you ever want to fuck, because then emotions will occur and next thing you know you're hitched to Jabba the Slut.
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>>690339846

go alpha
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>>690339846
OP go with the vault boy guy, fuck this cunt, why give her the satisfaction of fucking you when you can fuck with her.
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>>690339846
ALPHAAAA
She clearly couldn't care less about how you feel. The least you can forget is look cool on your way out.
Plus frankly she sounds like an ice cold bitch, and no human is worth putting up with that kinda shit for
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jesus fucking christ.

write this down: bitches only understand silence. she's being an utter cunt, and the only answer for someone with self worth is to completely ghost her.

Don't cancel any plans, just don't show up. don't write, don't call, don't anything. She's dead now.

Wasting time on a girl who is going to tell you about how she's fucking her ex? Wise up.
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Vault boy. Do it now.
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Tell her to go fuck herself.

I know you're upset but right now literally nothing is better than this, you're worth more than that
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>>690339846
If you go alpha, you have to commit to it mentally. Can you do it? No emotions man. You're a fucking terminator.
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Sluts will be sluts. Just say
"im done with you" and never say another word to her.
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>>690339846
Pump n dump, tell her "welcome to the family, son" as you cum. When she says "wtf are you on about?" just tell her shes now part of the AIDS family
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>>690339846
Fuck her then just ghost her ass. don't text her back for 3 days. then finally respond "sorry, i decided to fuck with my ex too, been busy" or some shit, then never talk to her again
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>>690339846
Do the vault boy reply, just really fuck her up
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>>690340207
>>690340207
>>690340207
>>690340207
>>690340207
this×1000
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>>690339846
Don't waste your time man. Cut her off now, if you have her on Snapchat or insta go out tonight and find a babe at a club/bar and get a selfies with said babe and post it up. Indirectly make her jelly as fuck, the most attractive man on earth is the man she can't have
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>>690339846
Are you in an actual relationship with her or have you just been on a few dates?
Are you also having sex with her?

If you've caught feels, she's clearly not on the same level so I'd advise cutting ties and moving on with your life.
If you're just casual with her than what the hell does it matter who else she sleeps with?
You do your thing, she does hers, wear a condom and carry on living.
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>>690340088
Winrar
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>>690340207
This is the best possible move. Do Vaultboy, then after she slobers on your knob, drop her
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>>690339846
vault boy it.
you dont want your dick inside her when its been freshly pounded, thats kinda gay
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>>690338504
dont do this op, she'll know youre fucking lying instantly
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>>690339846
You are a cunt op. You have zero self respect if you ever see this bitch again.
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>>690339251
THIS THIS THIS OP YOU NIGGER
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>>690339251
Yep do this
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>>690340299
Not this guy, but seriously listen to this>>690340207
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>>690340088
Absolutley adolf
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>>690339846
tbh vault boy would be best case scenario for you right now
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>>690340356
OP here, we've been friends for like a year and a half and like 2 months ago we were watching netflix on my couch and we boned and since then we've been on like 4 dates to movies / dinner etc
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>>690339251
Supporting this decision.
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>>690339846
Pls be alpha
For all of us who can't be, do it for us. Let us live through you
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>>690339251
hoping OP has balls to do this, waiting to see what he does
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>>690336563
literally begging you not to be such a beta that you keep talking to her. the things that bring you to /b/ are the reasons shes not rucking you.
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>>690339251
>>690340207
These 2. Especially if it's not a guarantee lay, and even if it is, she's not worth it. Don't be a cuck
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>>690340658

well thats probably why she said it, she still see's you as a friend or some shit, fucking retard
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>>690339251
CHECK EM DIRTY FAGGOTS GET GET GET
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>>690340351
Or! Take some other bitch to finding dory Tomorrow night and post that shit up, show her how replaceable she is.
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>>690340658
Just friend shit..
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>>690340658
You bonded and she fucked her ex. Dude quit being a bitch
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>>690339846
Go Vault Boy. You're a beta faggot if you don't.
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>>690340658
Im about to bail if this nigger toddler doesnt post reactions soon
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>>690340766
WINRAR CHECKED
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Well, are you dating or aren't you? If you didn't sack up by now and tell her you want to be exclusive then that's on you. Boning once and going out doesn't mean you're a thing.

That said, she's not over her ex, move on.
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>>690340207
/thread.
Listen to this man. I'm 34 and married. Dated more women than I care to remember at this point. When you are dating you have to treat girls like children. Don't reward bad behavior with attention.
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>>690340435
fucking this
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>>690338504
Don't listen to this virgin.
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>>690340658
nigger go vault boy
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>>690340658

Give us 1 picture of her face to see is she is even fucking worth it...
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>>690340766
Aw shit!
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if ur gonna say something op you gotta do it now. vault boys idea aint gonna mean shit if you take too long
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>>690338504
Roll
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Jesus fucking christ are you gonna do it or not OP?
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>>690340207
This x1000. If she's jabbing you already, don't even bother
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>>690340658
op you flaming faggot obey my digits >>690340766
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>>690339846
this whore clearly doesnt respect you. she needs to be taught a lesson. pick her up, fuck her. then drop her off wherever saying you got some shit to do. dont text her again till she texts you and say 'after your last performance ive decided to let your ex have you because quite frankly, for a slut, you're shit in bed.
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>>690340913
dubs for this
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>>690340766
hnnnnnnnnnGET
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>>690340658
>it's been a year
>she knows you're into her, it's easy to tell
>and she treats you like this

Go alpha and afterwards bury the iron maiden cunt for good.
I can guran-fucking-tee you she's out to hurt you.
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>>690341078

THANKYOU! Also roll
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>>690341006
OP is beta. Won't do it.
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>>690340766
Winner!
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Post phone number and all social media accounts. Let's fuck with her.
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Dude just vault boy it. If she hurt you badly enough that you had to post it on /b/, then she may do it again. Vault boy is the only way you'll ever teach her what's good and bad. Fix it yaknow?
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>>690341039
THISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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>>690338504
That's the dumbest middle school shit I've ever read. Not only is it not true, but it's OBVIOUSLY not true.
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OP, just stay calm man.
Stay calm and say what we want you to say
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>>690340658
How about you grow some balls and fucking move on retard. We could post this in one of those sissy trap threads instead you beta cuck. Fucking grow some balls and tell her off. Don't talk to her because she's not worth your time. Her ex is fucking her because he wants pussy like any other guy. Nothing else. Fuck her. Delete that shit and party with your free time. Finding dory is for faggots.
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OP is a beta fag.
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>>690340913
Pictures are needed op
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>>690338256
Say
>what ever hoe bye
Kek wills the dubs
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>>690339251
Do it for yourself OP, it's Lord Kek's plan for you and it will be sweet
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>>690341158
Agreed
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>>690336563
why do women this think is acceptable behavior
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>>690340766
ayyyyy lmao
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OP is proving the her ex is the alpha, GG OP.
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>>690340658
Wow move on dude
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>>690341300
Whoa
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>>690340658
I'd say that doesn't constitute a monogamous relationship.
You can be upset if you'd like, but she's done nothing wrong.

Mature thing to do would be tell her you thought there was something more between you two, but you were mistaken.

But vault boy options probably going to be more fun.
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>>690341343
Because betas like OP stick around and let it happen.
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>>690336563
this belongs in a cringe thread, beta edition
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I with a girl who said she wasn't ready for anything sexual and I was okay with waiting and thought she liked me back, until she fucked some random guy

Im not even angry at her, I just feel worthless.
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>>690341300
DELIVER GOD DAMNIT
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Her ex is better than you and always will be. Congrats OP, you just proved that with your beta faggotry.
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>>690341407
and the most beta person in thread other than op goes to!
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Listen OP,I used to date this one chick. Reverted together for a while then she cheated on me with her ex so you know what I did? I fuck some of her best friends (they were sluts, but don't worry I wrapped before I tapped so I'm good) and after that she moved out of town and no longer has any connection with any of her old friends.
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>>690341407
>>690340864

These
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>>690339846
>"Ok"

Sounds like she wasn't even looking forward to going with you.
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>>690339846
if you have the game to pull off having another chick in the wings go with vault boy option. even if you have a chick as a friend go with that 90% of the time women are always jealous of the chick friend. cant tell you how many times this chick friend of mine in high school played the interested side chick part so i could advance my goals.
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>>690336563
>Screenshot
>To Grandma
>Why even come here?
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>>690336563
well tfti asshole
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just angrily masturbate till your happy again
like any normal person
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>>690336563
Fuck her friends as revenge. Best thing you can do.
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OP just say whatever you want to say, even if sounds gay. Then be alpha asf. Like tell her how you feel and then be like,"and it's all because of you and if you care about me right now,[insert alpha text here]".
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>>690340658
OP, she is not your friend.

Your friends lend you their car when theirs is in the shop. Your friends give you a ride home at 3am. Your friends bust your balls about your new fuckboy haircut and your stupid statements.

Your friends don't go on dates then pretend like it's a normal and socially acceptable thing to tell you how she's fucking her ex.

She's pulling some kind of weird passive aggressive power move. I will repeat myself: bitches only understand silence. Wise up.

I've seen so much of this shit, i'm giving you an opportunity to avoid the mistakes your /b/rothers have made. Seize it or regret it.
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you're a fucking idiot OP
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>>690341454

Beta
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Pretty sure OP is a fag... hes taking this long to fucking reply... send a photo of her face and tell her to suck your dick right now or your over
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>>690341715
>>690341717
Or both
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Go gay op, show up to the movies tomorrow with some other faggot and suck his dick infront of her.
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I want "vault boy it" to be an actual term now.
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>>690341810
this
kek
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like the others said, end it or go alpha. though it seems like it's too late for you and you're already a bitch. have fun when it happens to you again later on.
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>>690341740
This.
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>>690341717
there is nothing you can say after "and if you care about me" that could ever be considered an alpha move
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OP just tell you're still down for the movie, then don't show up and cut off contact
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>>690341740
This and vault boy.
Best option. She's definitely out to hurt you. People don't just say that shit.
Those words were meant to hurt.
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>>690337766
>>690336563
samefag
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>>690339251
OP has nothing to loze
Rollin
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Op is probably crying and begging her to still be his "girlfriend" because he loves he so much despite how much she loves everyone's cock but his.
Get over it op. She isn't attracted to you. Now man the fuck up or stay pathetic forever. you think women are attracted to weak willed faggots. No they want real men who (guess what) can handle disappointment and don't care what some girl thinks about them. Especially one that treats them like garbage. You think her ex would let her treat him like this. NO. No self respecting man will. If you don't respect yourself no one will respect you. And no one is attracted to sometime without self respect and who has no backbone.

So man the fuck up you faggot.
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vault-boy it OP
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>>690336563
OP is beta fag as usual
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>>690341740
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>>690341810
Rolling.
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>>690341891
Seconded. Vault boy it, as in be an alpha
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>>690341891
I was thinking this too. Vault Boy is pretty alpha you know.
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>>690341891
Definitely
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>>690341891
We can make this happen.
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>>690339251
from this moment forward "vault boy it" now means to be alpha
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OP the only option is to send the screen to her grandma, then proceed to fuck grannies brains out
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>>690341891
Me too. Doesn't help that New Vegas is my GOAT game either
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>>690341891
Next meme.
"Vault Boy it" means to go alpha.
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>>690342083

meme it, write "you should be in my bed slobbering on my knoberino"
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>>690342259
Roll for this
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>"Just go all Vault Boy on her ass"
Vault boy is best alpha term
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Op is the failure of /b/ for tonight. Not for being cheated on. But for being a beta faggot afterwards.
Bitches will be bitches but damn op. You let us all down.
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>>690341891
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all in favour of vault boy it becoming a saying?
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>>690342259
Please do this OP.
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>>690341891
>got a cheating hoe?
Vaultboy it
It's basically redpilling
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>>690342249
>>690342138
>>690342083
>>690341891
Agreed
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>>690340766

Surely OP will deliver!
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>>690341891
Vault-boy it is now a term to describe alphaing up to a bitch that's making a power move?
Or getting out of doge like vault boy did in the vault to avoid nuclear fallout, which can be compared to being silent/hiding from cunts to avoid emotional fallout of mistakes with women?
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>>690341891
This
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>>690342259
OP This is a great idea. Do it. Ruin this bitch
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>>690342363
Sounds cool as fuck too
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OP IS, AND ALWAYS WILL BE, A FAGGOT.
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just Vault Boy that slut
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>>690336563
OP don't be a cuck. Just tell her to fuck off.
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Op I think it's time you go back to Tumblr.. faggot
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>>690342484
vault boy is just how to handle bitches, period
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I'm gonna go full vault boy on OP
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At this point OP mentioning he's gonna go fuck/text some other hoe is gonna sound pathetic. Bring her down. You're too low to the ground to reach those alpha heights at the moment.
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>>690342484
>getting out of doge
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What are the chances that she's actually with her ex?

Call her bluff and say sayonara. If she's bluffing she'll find some way to fix the issue. If not then good riddance. Go find some other broad to pound.
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>>690342484
That's.... Actually pretty clever.
I like it!
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OP is such a cuck, asks for advice and doesnt take it smh
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>>690339251
Cross out that "oh I have another chick" bullshit line out and the rest is fine. OP doesn't need to lie, it sounds like a very try hard lie ANYWAY. Stick with the hard hitting "well considering" line and you're golden. Deliver that and be done with it, no need for some eyeroll attempt at making her jealous.
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op youve taken too long, if you were ever going to say anything its too late now. it would be obviously premeditated bs. you gotta be witty with that shit. best thing to do now is not say anything
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>>690342619
Me fuckin too
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At least we got a meme out of this thread. OP is a faggot.
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>>690342944
I love it
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I've never seen someone more cucked and beta than OP. Jesus fucking Christ.
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Come on OP blackpeoplemeet
forget that bitch
get a nigger instead
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>>690338424
>Am I the only one who finds it hot that OP is getting cuckolded here?

No. It's sexy as hell. They should let OP do oral cleanup.
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this thread was created solely for the purpose of vault boying it
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Fuck OP, abandon thread
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Honestly vault boy sounds pretty fucking stupid.
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>>690342944
>my contribution for the night
who knew doge cowboy would become a vaultboy meme
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>>690342015
Indeed. That's some bitch talk right there.

Anywho, even if this slut is looking for an alpha, she's a slut that's not worth the time or effort. Cut ties and move on.
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>>690343129
Honestly you're a faggot
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>>690343129
shhhhhhh
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>>690343098
$100 says he'd be so ecstatic if she asked
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>>690343222
trips speak
>>690343129
shut up nigger
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>>690343129
Honestly I'm gonna go vault boy on you
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Is she short and blonde or black hair, and has a last name that starts with G? From sf bay area
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since op's a bitch we can now work on more important stuff
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>>690343129
Vault Boy is right.

Don't go out as a beta faggot. Show the bitch that you're better than her. Hope you didn't pay for her dinners and shit OP. Always go halves with bitches.
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Someone screencap this for the subreddit they must have Knowledge that we have created vault boying it
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If these are dubs vault boy becomes a new meme
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>>690343390
This is now a vault boy/alpha thread
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>>690343129
Vault boy this nigger /b/oys
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>>690343453
Fuck you, Vault Boy is a meme
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>op failed us
Why even come asking /b/ if you're too pussy to say anything
even the least bit aggressive?
Like, you know that /b/ is gonna either say crazy shit or insults, do why even make a thread?
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>>690343390
agreed
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vault boy is stupid as fuck with that positive line.
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OP left. OP failed us... OP is just... a summerfag
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>>690342047
This
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OP wow you are as beta as it gets
top kek
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>>690343661
my dubs say go fuck yourself
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>>690343129
honestly you sound pretty fucking stupid.
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Im out
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>>690343661
If singles you go fuck yourself
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>it's a texting your girlfriend while she is fucking her ex episode
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this is hot af

moar
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>>690343129
>not liking Fallout
I shig this dig
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>>690343781
Here, you can borrow mine.
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>>690341761
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>>690343959
Or mine
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>ITT: A bunch of faggots try to make a new meme
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>>690343129
vault boy yourself my man
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>>690343959
Nah, I'll take these ones, thanks though
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>>690343959
Sorry. Wrong pocket
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Just look at how fucking alpha this mother fucker right here is.
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op deliver.
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OP quit being a pussy and stalling be a vault boy and do it you nigger cuck
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Vault boy at his proudest moment when dealing with a bitch right here
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>>690344090
thats usually how theyre made newfriend
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OP probably killed him self. Sorry guys but he was not vault boy enough.
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Don't mention other bitches. All you're doing is mirroring and reciprocating her passive aggressive shit. It will sound pathetic.

Do not initiate contact ever again. Anything else telegraphs your lack of self-respect.

I've had situations like this before. I once woke up to find a girl i had ghosted literally sitting on my bed crying and asking if she could get in too.

Don't be a bitch. Women want a man.
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Her ex is black isn't he? She is fucking a black dude from the football team isn't she? Vault boy it the fuck up, seriously OP you damn cuckold!
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>>690343929
>>690343781
You guys honestly think that she's not gonna just eyeroll or laugh at that "i have other girls" statement. OP said he knows her going on a year, she'll know it's bullshit and he'll look like some beta piece of shit trying for sympathy.

He needs to scrap that and do the rest of vault boy. Straight up hit her with damning facts that she can't refute. That ex line is fucking brutal, that's ALL op needs. He doesn't need anything but that. THAT'S the vault boy.
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>>690343129
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OP is a fag, did you die nigga wheres the update?
At least we got some dank ass new meme out of this beta thread.
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>>690344511
Dubs confirm
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>>690343661
>implying bitches don't get mad as fuck over other females at the tip of a hat
She'd get mad as fuck, admitting she'd suck his dick and then he just runs off. Add the fact that it's another female and died be infuriated.
Of course, chances are extremely high that she'd just react badly. But the positive option is still there for one last hit. Juuuuust in case.
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>>690344390
youre on the right track
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>>690341740
How can your friends lend you their car when their car is in the shop?

This is a terrible metaphor.
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YOU NEED TO VAULTBOY THE FUCK UP
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>>690344674
She'd need to give a fuck about him in the first place for her to get jealous. She straight up told him she's fucking her ex, she doesn't give a shit about his feelings.
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>>690336563
Why'd she say "you knew what the answer was going to be"?
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What about vault girl?
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>>690344877
Hence the negative response.
Got all bases covered.
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>>690344888
Fucking trips, what you think anon?
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>>690344888
Checked, also
Wtf happened to OP?
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>>690341740
Agree

OP, imo, do what vaultanon said.
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>>690344691
Clearly and obviously meant "your".

Perfectly cromulent metaphor, stop pretending to misunderstand for comedic effect. It is not working.
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>>690344888
And who do you think is fucking her? Vault boy of course!
Nice trips
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>>690344888
>you're butt
>you are butt
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>>690344877
>>690344674
Not only that, but OP would be lying and it's an easy lie to see through. Not worth it. Makes him sound pathetic. IF HE HAD ANOTHER GIRL, maybe. But it doesn't sound like he does, so the point is invalid.

>>690345017
That's why I said OP should just do negative response no matter WHAT she says in response. That's all he needs.
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>>690344498
This.
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>>690344888
That's a weird way to spell vault meat
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>>690345092
>something something mods
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>>690345092
WTF is this from? I recognize that kid
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>>690341810
That will teach that birch! Take it up the ass OP, become the beta!
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>>690340782

This.
Women want options and the security of having choices. Take that away and put it out of their reach and they get shitty like a petulant toddler.
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>>690345162
You're butt
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>>690344888
Vault boy is the better candidate for memedom
Vault girl only gets in the way
In essence this post is trying to cuck vaultboy
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>>690345092
if that was 10yr old me id have a stroke and die
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>>690339846
you are being beta as fuck. don't play the victim, ask her to slob on your knoberino like some poster said above. don't put all your eggs in one basket
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>>690345179
Fair enough. I concede.
Shame op cucked out so now we won't get a response.
Fucking hate anons like this.
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OP wont deliver
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>>690345299
Checked
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She's not trying to cuck it's more of a give and take relationship.
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>>690345347
Dude fuck you, I don't gotta take this shit
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OP IS A CUCK AND DESERVES IT

IF HE IS TOO DUMB TO GO ALPHA THEN HE DESERVES TO BE CUCKED
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Silent treatment is actually the only answer. Do you know how much fucking power you can control over this girl if you just cease talking to her? You win if you do this
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>>690339251
pleaze
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>>690345810
Heh rekt.
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>>690339846
do it teach some respect in to her not to fuck around
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>>690345521
Nigga he dead.
Ex probably asked who she was texting, then came over and broke his phone.
Considering he's beta enough to even HOPE there's a chance at happiness after that blatant passive aggressive insult, it wouldn't surprise me.
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Abandon thread OP isn't vault boy enough he's just a cuck
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>>690344090
But you're not a faggot, you're the extracoolalphapussydestroyer here to shape us up right?
eat shit
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>>690336563
Tell her to hook you up with her grandma's number then dust that crusty old pussy off. That will show her what for.
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>>690339846
stop being such a cunt OP. Just fucking do what vaultboy said already
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nevar 5get
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>>690346336
nice, many keks. too bad op is too much of a bitch to do this
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>>690346471
Missed the post that vault boy is referencing faggot.
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>>690346471
youd kinda have to screen cap what hes reffering too for anybody to get it. the "slobbing on my knoberino" thing
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>>690345092
Sauce?
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Write: You're a real piece of shit aren't you? Trolling me around pretending like you actually like me just to do this. Have a nice life.

Then see what she says.
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>>690346577
I can kinda see why she did this. Talk about omega.
>u-uh guys she's texting me about fucking her ex, should I go to the movies with her tomorrow
Yeah, it's not like she just blatantly spat on your pride or anything.
Fucking moron.
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