Waifu claiming thread. >Claim your Waifu/Husbando >No
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Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Joining means a reserved place in Strickland Propane
>Most importantly, grill.
Claimed.
Last thread for me. How's everyone?
steve claimed
>>690336331
>>690336191
>lil' smug
Yeah I know, I really miss punching someone, it's addicting really
I'll make sure to punch not too hard kek
>>690336454
I'm fine, what about you?
Claimed
>>690336481
>tfw you'll never marry the cutest and the meaniest waifu in the thread
>>690335727
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
>>690336577
and who is that anon
>>690336577
>not only the cutest
>>690336577
nice pic faggot
>>690336454
Good and a bit sleepy. You?
>>690335988
>konata
You're short too, loli
>>69033599
>makoto
Keep talking pretty boy idol
>>690336309
>shinoa anon
Moving a bit fast are we?
>>690336520
Nah I gotta keep that core rough. Hanging from a pull up bar makes it tougher on the forearms! I love the forearms workout!
>>690336123
Pretty much that
>>690336191
Nope. I'm depressed as fuck. It looks like I'm going back to the time when my mom was really ill (I think that the word is ill and not sick. not pretty sure tho. cancer) and shit, I just wanna lay down and cry my shit until I become man enough to kill myself
>>690336520
Not too bad, gotta go to bed soon because work in the morning.
>>690336766
Sunshine kept me waiting until 7 AM.
>>690336783
See >>690336835
>>690336611
>>690336771
Konota knows
Elizabeth claimed
Taylor Swift claimed
>>690335918(Kurumi)
I got it, but my cheffie sense was tingling and I had to right a wrong.
>>690335948(GoodLuckGirl)
I game on a laptop, so I can move it into areas of the house that arent used. But theres no stable enough table for my monitor and my console there, so I have to stick with PC.
>>690335995(Makoto)
His family blows engines all the time. At least his brother does it while drifting.
>and last time happened while drifting on a track on his final run
Rory-sama claimed
>>690335197
yeah dude I have a good 5 man team we could use a 6th only 3 of us are on right now but soon the rest will be on join up
>>690336766
This guy is a fucking normie, by the way
>>690336331
Claiming Shinoa
Don't mind me
Just SMUGgling a huge fucking scythe cross-border into the US
For what reason you ask?
Definitely not to destroy the Washington Monument
>>690336925
I do ^-^
>>690336783
but who is shorter? :O
>>690336792
:( I love you ^_^
Anyone on steam want to do dumb shit or fight?
>>690336783
Soo... I can punch as hard as i want? :o
>>690336835
At least you're not working on emergencies call~
What's your job, friend?
>>690336925
I already know
>>690336783
Did I perhaps make a small mistake?
>>690336966
>Blows engines all the time
I swear, I am the ONLY one without cool friends.
>>690337123
Dark souls 3
>>690336191
W-What do you mean
>>690337138
Whi is it, then?
>>690336783
Well virginity is evil, right?
>>690335542
Keep in mind, the creativity will be lacking.
Good point, didn't think of that. Wew still waiting for Sunshine.
>>690335757
Don't forget, you can always play Genji and "Ryūjin no ken wo kurae" your way to victory.
>>690337005
Alright sounds good.
>Best idol claimed
ate the burger
not feeling good now
Everyone's favorite tranny, music obsessed Azusa claimer checking in.
>>690337219
I won't tell it will only attract unwanted competition and corruption
>>690336403
like what
>>690337132
That's true, guess I should be happy then lol. I work at a convenience store part time.
>>690336925
Tell me?
>>690337361
Tell me please
Im curious
>>690336966
All I heard was blown engine and automatically am thinking RX7.
Am I right?
>>690337330
tranny are gay but i will fuk u
>konata
>>690336912
FOOL
>>690336792
Seem to be speaking with a lot of raw emotion there anon.
>>690337005
Nyu~
>>690337525
Not if I fuck you first
>>690337123
I always do dumb shit when I play games.
>team diving in MWO
>extreme off meta in LoL
>stupid ass builds in Skyrim
>>690337172
That family is also HEAVILY into Warhammer 40k. They had a day yesterday where they got a small 500 point army and started a campaign. They're gonna build it up to about 1500 in 250 point increments.
>>690337474
Supra. Way off.
>>690337411
Ask him?
>>690337101
SLUT
>i love you
Slut.
Anyone down to pvp some dank souls?
>>690337614
>being this shit
>>690337366
Shave, moisturize you know . Even the time to think of picking two pairs of different colors or length
>>690337194
>W-What do you mean
I'm Teto's shipmate. Too bad she isn't mush on the thread, but we pm
I thought I told you yesterday
>>690337237
I love him! Really fun to deflect shit and kill them with their own attacks
>>690337380
That's nice, do you like it?
>>690337411
begone
>>690337593
>>690337623
NOT a slut :p
>>690337525
What a fucking slut you are
>>690337580
What up? YUS
>>690337525
I wouldn't say I'm gay but I wouldn't call myself straight, either.
>Just got off work claim
>>690337784
You are a SLUT.
SLUUUUUT
>>690337101
It is good to know that I mean something to someone. Even tho I can't mean something to myself (I hope ya got what I said)
>>690337580
Pure and raw depression. In the past I used to have some happiness-pills. But not anymore
>>690337891
pretty sure theres a word for that fam
>>690337891
you're not addressing the 2nd part of my post ;)
>>690337799
>>690337955
:(
>>690337746
im going to go take my shower
>>690337891
>bi
;^)
>>690337784
I don't even know where this joke cam from tbh
>>690337891
If dubs Konota is the biggest slut and he wants to fuck everyone, even if he likes someone already
Fucking slut!!!
>>690336924
Gotcha
>>690337101
You
>>690337132
Wouldn't mind a nice tough abs. Gotta get it soon so I can to planche pull ups soon
>>690337172
I hate you
>>690337194
Oh poor you~
>>690337220
Yup
>>690337237
I'm a creative person
And workouts!
>>690337614
Shit, that sounds like a hell of a good time. Maybe I should think of taking a trip to Everythingwantsyoudead land... think I could get there by jetski?
>>690337921
Hey there Ice Cube.
>>690338080
>8080
that's the truth.
>>690337761
No you didnt
>>690337921
>>690338025
Great I'll see you there , don't rush the razer
>>690337921
Beer bottle in pooper?
>>690337995
If you ever wanna talk, I'll be here
>>690338035
nigga im gay as fuck lol
>>690338103
:(
>>690338080
go to bed kagami :p
>>690337237
Ima warn you maki. There's this dumb ass black dude in our party chat whose not even playing and he is ANNOYING AS FUCK but your welcome to join up for strategy purposes.
>>690338080
>>690338120
>Nice ice baby.
What's up?
>>690336331
>>690336583
City of Caterpillar
Nice track
https://youtu.be/XESrwvo8hiE
I bomb hills with this
About the bugs, mine is the woodlouse, cute bug
>>690338263
not kagami
but you really are a slut
I hate you
>>690337921
BEER IN POOPER
FUCKING NOW
>>690338103
Sorry Shinoa, I guess I should make it up to you. Come here and I'll show you a little love.
>>690338302
Not much. Hot as hell today and I'm in a far better mood than yesterday.
>Sleep deprivation breeds depression. Take note.
>>690337761
It's a job. I'm not a fan of most of the customers or the company really. My coworkers are really chill though, so it's not all bad. What about you?
>>690338103
Yep
>>690338252
I guess we're ramping up the stakes now
>>690338252
Fugg. It's not midnight yet, someone roll trips and save me.
>>690338161
2spook.
>>690338014
Yeah but EVERYONE is bi these days. I don't feel like looking like a hipster.
>>690338015
I would fuck you too, KonaChan.
>>690338035
Mugi is a lesbian.
>>690338120
>>690338302
>
Gif edition
>>690338120
Would take a while. But if people can get here on rickety boats a jetski should be fine. Fuel would be an issue. Just come here normally. Stay a while. Listen.
>>690338184
not at the top of my list
Ther lack of the other shiro claimer is kinda depressing, wonder if he died?
Claimed!
>>690338103
>planche pull ups
The absolute madman :^)
Man, now I really wanna punch someone... I will not go into any parties for now, I might legitimately start a fight if drunk kek
>>690338151
Ah shiet, well now you know
Sorry for leading you on
>>690338468
I don't like it, but at least I don't have to work everyday, so it's alright
Konota anon biggest slut
I'm pretty slutty but nobody calls me a slut... I feel left out...
>>690338562
Bedroom > shower then ?
>>690338353
such a pretty album, I'll give this a listen :o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHkyY-Mydrk
>>690338294
how you been qt 22/7 :o
>>690338361
^_^
>>690338517
thanks ^-^
>>690338635
He said he had to leave for a couple days
>Amatsu
>>690337761
Got any pro tips on him? Since McCree's nerf I've been expanding offensive heroes.
>>690338103
Wish I could say the same.
Getting big huh?
>>690338267
Kek, I'll have to find my mic first.
>>690338526
Fukkin saved m8 thnx
>>690337809
You're doing great <3
>>690338635
I think he died fucked by konota anon because he is such a slut
>>690338263
I would like to talk but there is nothing to talk about. I can't really define this feeling. Is more like that I don't mean shit even for myself. Even in my last chance of redemption of my sins and shit, I was selfish and let my mom die while whispering my name
>>690338714
So you want to be called a slut?
Lewd.
>>690338478
2spooky
>>690338517
So having a sexual orientation that is someone else's is considered being a hipster now?
Fuck.
>>690338775
Well I claimed years ago, but its no fun if he cant keep up with my claims.
>>690338654
Its fine....We can still be friends
I know I'll find somebody
>>690336926
Heeya, you come around here often?
>>690338714
Shut up, you loyal man
>my hair is finally starting to curl at the tips again
>thank fucking God
>>690338263
Konata = gay confirmed
>>690338517
We discussed that fam ;^))
>>690338762
is it true??
>>690338867
Azusa the character isn't a slut though. I'm loyal to Yui-Senpai.
>>690338654
Always nice. I almost had to work today on my day off and I just told them no. I have a second job doing IT work as an intern for the county, and so I get like 1 day off a week lol.
>>690338762
Slut.
Don't ever talk to the cutest in here
Ill take care so he knows how slutty you are
>>690339002
says the men fucker
>>690338465
>Noted
You should take note that no matter what, if someone rolls trips they want stuff in your ass.
>Which I will have to post soon if no trips to save me.
>>690338951
>Wrong pic
>>690339075
go to bed horsefucker
what is going on
>>690338924
It isn't hipster. I just don't want to be looked at like one of those: OMG IM TOTALLY BI!!! ID NEVER FUCK A GUY THO. GROSS!!!
>>690336926
1 > 2 > infinite
cute waifu tho
>>690338854
I'm still here for anything :(
>>690339002
bi nigga, and that is true ;p
>>690339011
It's true that you are cute! :D
>>690339075
:p
>>690339178
good album :O
>>690339173
Konota is a huge slut
>>690339038
you can lie to others but you can't lie to yourself anon
>>690339277
you know what I mean
last chance
>>690339277
Okay.
You're done.
He will be mine, you shitposter
>>690338478
But it's pic related
>megu
>>690338263
>:[
>>690338465
Hmmph!
>>690338468
Where do you work homie?
>>690338654
Looks awesome to do. Kek keep the urge in
>>690338801
Hah!
I dream of getting to 155lb
>>690338843
Same to you
>>690339178
Idk
>>690339382
Konota really is a slut tho
He flirts with everyone, even if he wants another anon
freaking slut dude
>>690339263
So.. you're not completely straight, but you're not gay either. So you kinda like guys but you wouldn't fuck one?
>>690339382
I actually don't :(
>>690339412
kagami
>>690339421
<:) (party hat)
>>690338801
Use a hit and run tactic
Also deflect high damage dealers if you can
And your agility is your only mean of survival~
>>690338929
He should be back in a few days, don't worry too much, friend
>>690338951
I'm so sorry...
>>690339071
It's always nice to skip a day of work
When does your internship end?
>>690339421
And also hard as fuck
I will!
>>690339296
there are worse anon he's cool in my book but should pick one and not get greedy
>>690339277
>bi but I'm gay tho
Nigga pick one
>>690339263
Literally the only people I know who say that go on tumblr
Also the TRUE hipster thing now is (at least for the dumbfucks I know) calling yourself pansexual
>>690339077
"I fucking men."
>>690339567
im not worried at all, I only claim my old waifu to keep him on his toes, but too shy to show my own
>>690339538
No
Some anon who like a jerk and a piece of shit anon
And you wont get him, you slut
>>690339381
It was a one time thing... Yui-Senpai doesn't know... I just... I don't know
>>690339625
pansexual has to be a fucking meme like no way you could be that much of a cuck
>>690339625
I'm glad you've learned to embrace your typo meme, and nigga im bi as fuck :p
>>690339687
marry me chen?
>>690339421
Convenience store. It's money, that's about it. I'm not fond of the job or the company.
>>690339567
End of the summer I believe. It's required for my degree in CS.
>>690339538
>>690339277
It's cute of ya try to help me but I'm the one who has to fight this battle. Let's see if I will supper this feeling. Or just accept that I'm guilty of everything and that I can't change that, just live with it
>I'm listening to The Final Cut nonstop right not.
>But just then the phone rang
>I never hat the gut to make the final cut
>>690339567
you think a fucking sorry will cut that shit? I'm sick and tired of being berated daily wiht the bullshit you people spew, I'm physically abused at fucking school and I live a day to day life of constant stress and anxiety. I've lived 16 long fucking years of the same shit repeating itself with no fucking end in sight and I'm expected to keep living through this until my death? Fuck that. Don't bother trying to contact me again, I won't be able to answer.
>>690339536
I've slept with guys and girls. They're both nice and different. I prefer girls.
>>690339757
Im not chen you fucking whore
But you wont marry anyone bcs u are such a slut!
>>690339834
you're cute when you're mad >:3
>you already know
>>690339727
having sex with a random nigga in a alley is a one time thing too, doesn't mean it ain't slutty
>>690338958
Once in a while.
>>690339277
True but infinite have more lively storyline
>>690339749
Does that mean your attracted to skillets, pots, pans, etc.
Or is it attracted to plants?
>>690339416
I still have to get to the library.
>>690338526
>Shipping in motion
I kek'd
>>690338527
Yaaa, but where's the fun in that?!
>>690339091
Absolutely RIP
>Implying i ever get trips
>>690339421
I guess asking for forgiveness would be too much of a tall order for you?
>Someone stop me before I get a tumbleweed shoved down my throat
>>690339913
SLUUUUT
>>690339567
N-No really it's fine
>I used the wrong pic
>>690339857
Is this pasta?
>>690339749
>pansexual has to be a fucking meme
I like you mang
Also anyone who says that clearly just fucking wants attention
>>690339757
It pissed me off that one time but since then I've changed my attitude torwards it and can now embrace the typo
>>690339989
not limited in sexual choice with regard to biological sex, gender, or gender identity.
>>690339913
I do know you picked already and its fine I just wanted you to say it instead of hiding and avoiding it
>>690339848
I'm here even if you think you don't need me :(
http://steamcommunity.com/id/DamnSquiddy/
I will pray for you tonight
>>690339970
did you save the lolis?
>>690340229
I'm glad, it made me sad that you were mad at me :(
I love you :(
>>690340000
Still have to get them quints
>4chan at library
Are you insane you batshit insane motherfucker?
Play of the game baby Pharah
>>690340000
Those fucki NH quads over ride the trips. I'm saved!
>mizore
>>690340312
He is hiding it because he'a a slut.
>>690340312
wait what?
>konata
>>690339943
But... she wasn't random... I see her everyday...
>>690339857
is that fresh fucking pasta i smell
>>690340229
I like you too fam
>>690340321
Will you stop being such a huge whore already
>>690340348
Batshit insane? Yes.
Saved by quads? Duck yes
>>690339684
Why not claim your current one? You can overcome the shyness
>>690339833
Alright, best of luck for you!
>>690339857
Nice pasta, I wasn't sure if it was one
>>690340119
If you say so..
Good luck friend!
>>690340378
Mizore is a cute
:^)
>>690340378
Too late
You said trips
>>690340384
calm down man
>>690340400
its ok man I understand but lets play sometime again
>>690340378
Rolling for beer bottle in pooper
>>690340573
add me on steam
I'm sorry ._.
>>690340573
I WONT
I DONT LIKE SLUTS
REEE
>>690337016
ree
>>690340537
I'm fine with that. Woo.
>>690340566
Faggit, its quads. It has built in trips.
>>690340660
I'll give you one hour.
>>690338526
Wasn't this scene about how fuck with as many girls as you can important and shit ?
>>690339878
1) Saved
2)so I would say that yer straight but ya gone to test it and shit.
>>690340321
I will probably need ya. Do as you please but I don't think ya need to do that. That is a problem that I don't wanna gods to get involved.
>>690340660
Rerollerino
>>690340772
Rerolling
SLUUUUUT Konota
>>690338762
You're pleasing me Konata, I can't take it, added it to the playlist as well
>>690339970
Well come more often if you can
I'm going to be off for a bit, study time
>>690340855
Fuck reroll
>>690340454
I see my co workers everyday, if I tell them to fuck me and they do isnt that slutty?
>>690340927
Reroll again
>>690339538
I like this
>>690339567
Gotta show off soon :^)
Do your best, little ship!
>>690339833
It's always the money man. We enjoy paying for gas, food and bills
>>690340032
I forgive you for now..
>>690340000
Checked
>>690340763
Kek it wasn't. It's shinoa talking about relationships and sex. Are you new here?
>>690340756
How is "I still have to go to the library" more worth than the earlier trips with set instructions? :v
If you weren't the one who wrote it you're just a coward.
>>690340472
So on a scale of 1 to 10 how much a memelord do you consider yourself
In my opinion I'm a "want to kill myself everyday"/10 :^)
>>690340321
But I'm not gay tho(^-^)/
>>690340032
I got the quads.
>woo
>I can text you the pics if you want
>>690340660
Rolling.
>>690340686
its ok man I understand , really
>>690340687
clam down please have some water
>>690340926
take care
>>690340763
stay safe little guy
>>690340925
I can't wait for december :3
>>690340979
I like you
>>690340996
O_O
>>690340976
PUT THE BEER BOTTLE IN THE POOPER
>>690341087
Rolling.
>>690341114
SO CLOSE DAMMIT REROLLING
>>690341141
Rolling!
>>690341114
ROLLING.
>tfw 3 off
>>690341109
I will use ugly words
Rolling >>690341114
DIO best waifu
MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA
>>690341200
Rerawl
>>690341109
（≧∇≦）
>>690340756
So you finally admit it?
Nice
>>690340979
You show off :^)
How long will it take?
I will!
>tfw I punched my cousin once and then threw up
>never went to a party again
>>690340537
Thanks man! Means a lot!
>>690340979
>We enjoy paying for gas, food and bills
Who's 'we' sucka?
I'm off to bed, good night everyone!
>>690341114
Rolling.
>>690340981
I got quads. So I control myself, I decided no.
Earlier trips wanted a cucumber.
I could have just said no.
>>690340979
I'm not. I used to be the first Karen of this shit. And well, it was close enough for the jams
>>690341109
I probably will. Just like the Pink Floyd's song said:
>I never had the gut to make the final cut
>>690341281
Rollololol
>>690340979
>Made pun
>Forgiven anyways
It's good to be gangster.
>>690341056
Quads?
>I'm hardly paying attention to things, what'd I actually miss?
I love everyone is just here talking about being gay and I'm sitting here trans as fuck and nobody notices.
>>690341337
Leet get
>>690341337
It's alright if you were the one who got the quads, I thought you just saw a random person get them and went "yeah, this changes it all! :>)"
also
>>690341323
rolling
>>690341487
Rolling.
>>690341459
pics or shut the fuck up
>>690341459
Boipuci
>>690341555
FUCK YOU, POST THE SHIT RIGHT NOW! WOOHOOO
>>690341487
J. K. Rolling
>>690341459
Post boipuci or you'll end up like chara
With no attenion at all
kek
>>690340996
"Happy as fuck on the outside but wanting to die inside"/10 count?
My man.
>>690341611
DUBS CONFIRM THE TRIPS!
>>690340321
Mostly, the older version looks slutty.
>>690340926
I usually lurk around. Rarely Posting
>>690341459
For real man, it's not like it does matter in the bigger picture. Ya can be anything ya want and love anything ya want (if it's not dead or its an animal) as long yer happy.
>>690341293
You're welcome, mang
Have a good night!
>>690341555
No more rerolling required - there WILL BE PICS!
>>690341449
Earlier today I got told to shove a cucumber in my as by trips. I said beer bottle. I said I'd post at midnight with a stronger signal. In this thread I got quads, so I over rode the trios, I still have the pics if someone rolls quads in the hour
>>690341555
Fuck yeah
Noice job guise
>>690341698
rolling for you :p
>>690341748
the older lolis :O
>konata
>>690341676
>"Happy as fuck on the outside but want to die inside"/10
Are you me?
>>690341459
i luv u bb
>>690341831
Fuck u trips
>>690341831
Oh so NOW we need quads, huh. I guess we needs quints to unlock those after that . :))))
>>690341555
>>690341611
>>690341812
Faggots, since when does trips beat quads? You have to tie at least.
>>690341555
I guess it's not that hard..
Rawlin
>>690341562
I'm trans but I'm still in the process of transitioning. I'm only 18 so... Nothing special to see.
Can't wait to have twintails
>>690341831
Bullshit check thesr quads
>>690341459
>bi is a meme
is tranny :/
I'd still hit it :p
>konata
I claim Princess Luna
>>690341783
I wish most people thought that way. I hate being trans. It isn't for attention. It hurts like hell...
>>690342069
Fail
You check these quads
>>690342062
if you don't post we won't know if there is anything special
>>690341895
That would be pretty spooky
killin it on overwatch. To /waifu/ posters back to back play of the game
Hey, all you rolling faggots, make another thread I can lurk to watch for quads.
>>690341831
Rolling for the brand new requirements. I mean, I can't force you to not be a coward anyways.
>>690342240
Watch my quads
>>690341895
luv u 2 Mugi-Senpai
>>690341109
I like you too friend
>>690341290
A skinny guy has to show that he can do crazy shit for being thin :^)
A loooong time lol
>>690341293
All of us and Goodnight!
>>690341369
The (you) karen?
>>690341449
I am a merciful smug queen
>>690342007
>>690341555
>>690341611
>>690341698
Trips say nothing in the bum
>>690342316
Rolling more for the brand new requirements.
>>690341831
>Listening to trips on 4chan
Your lewd knows no bounds, truly.
>>690342316
Read up faggot. My quads beat trips and I said you fags had an hour. You idiots thought trips were required, I didn't say shit.
>>690342191
Talk to chara when you get a chance
>>690342205
I'm no posting my face. I'm extremely self conscious about everything.
One of the reasons I like Azusa... She's like me.
Husbando
>>690342487
It's alright, coward, I understand. It's alright, coward, I don't blame you!
Rolling.
>>690342474
It was right before work to.
>Was exciting.
>>690342487
Doesn't matter anyways
Cus i get quads
>>690339421
I'll catch up some day.
For weight?
>>690339567
Thanks m8, I'll take this in consideration for tomorrow. Genji all day.
>>690342530
we don't need face just post ass
JUST SHOW US THE FUCKING BOTTLE
>>690342607
Rolling.
>>690342640
Reroll
>>690342216
Pretty damn spooky
>>690342607
Yeah, keep rolling. I'm sure you'd post a beer bottle up your ass for dubs.
Quads are still required
There is a femboi thread RIGHT NOW
Rolling >>690342720
>>690342788
Shove the bottle in pooper
