Waifu claiming thread. >Claim your Waifu/Husbando >No
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Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Joining means a reserved place in Strickland Propane
>Most importantly, grill.
Claimed.
still here
Claimed.
SWOOP
Miho claimed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTdGmAFb19w
>>690328117
>>>/d/6881776
>>>/d/6881776
>>>/d/6881776
>>690328355
nice pic
>1 - 0
We're winning!
Tristana claimed
Claimed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Isic2Z2e2xs
>>690328564
Goodnight, beautiful. <3
Claimed, brb in a few
>>690327291
Good stuff, keep it up
>>690328466
thanks
i have lots of pictures of squigly
Claimed. Tasteful nudity = okay, right?
Rory-sama claimed
QOTT - If you could have one physical item from this world, what would it be?
Id love to have a sulphur-crested cockatoo.
>>690328645
O:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIsQyhfS-YI
>>690327996
(90 cent megumeme)
HMMMMM?
>>690328645
I will save this for tomorrow, solar system and classical music sounds like the perfect combo.
>>690328548
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>>690328685
Goodnight anon
>>690327819
If i warned them ahead of time, she wouldn't let me even get in the car. They're fucking anal about that stuff.
>None of them know I literally speed to near 100 on the daily
>And have even passed by cops doing so
>Think cops have nothing better to do than chase someone down going fast.... in the fast lane
claimed
>>690328764
I like it.
>>690328791
A portal gun
>>690328866
Goodnight, beautiful <3
>>690328764
Thats a 1.9 lewd. Anything under 2lewd is appropriate, but 1.5 to 2lewd is frowned upon and grudgingly accepted.
>example of 1.5lewd
>>690328941
This world. So anything that exists in the real world.
Every day, every fucking day I crave for the dame of my dreams. I want to feel her loving embrace, her warm lips pressed against mine, and her gorgeous curvature. Her breasts are that of a ripe fruit, succulent and radiant under the rays of the glistening sun. Whenever she walks by, her perfume fills the air; beneath that camouflage lies a sweet womanly scent that compliments her choice of fragrance. Her pussy... So tempting... Just when I thought my urge to bone couldn't grow anymore; I heard it. A sound of beauty. A sound of tranquility. I heard the shlicking of her wet cunt from the next apartment over, her moans rattled through my erect cock; but, that wasn't what got me horny. It was what she masturbated to. It took me so long to find it. Every night for the past two weeks, she watched this video..
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ooDcstIm6Qc
>>690328866
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>>690328857
Hey Homura, I had to leave the thread forcefully, sorry about that.
I hope you're doing well.
>>690328718
top-tier skullgirl
>>690328791
from which world?
might as well leave this to start something interesting
https://youtu.be/bkm3LJTSCWU
>>690328836
HMMMMMMMM??
>>690328791
A gravity gun
Joey from Friends is best husbando
>>690328941
Thats not from this world you daft kunt
>>690328791
A nigger Ray
>>690328866
Yuuko-chan <3
>>690329214
can't deny that
>>690327819
It's the truth, I swear!
How long do you think it's going to last?
>>690327996
Aw thanks, thanks Price-Cut Megu :^)
Sounds awesome man ,what are they?
>>690328791
A machine that makes you happy.
>>690328713
I won't let you down. See ya then m8.
>Best idol claimed
>>690329296
Chandler > Joey
>>690328797
rock on \m/
>>690328857
played this for my freshman year marching band show (along with jupiter and venus), but listen to the whole orchestra thing, it's way better :p
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Si0LkKJOZhI
>>690328718
>>690329214
How to get good at skullgirls? I just got it and im getting fucking wrecked, dunno how to block tho so idk
>>690329214
The world that you as a person is currently inhabiting.
>>690329253
See above.
>>690329298
Im sure theres a nigger called Ray somewhere.
>>690329125
>Ruri is naturally lewd
>>690329319
Spirit!
>>690328941
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NggUSbgRUhc
>>690329580
play the tutorials
and practice a lot
that's basically it
>>690329639
well then everyone else is stupid for picking things that aren't in this world
>>690329763
>>690329125
Same fucking thread every single day. Stop polluting /b/ with this garbage
>>690329392
Nice pic, just managed to S rank no brand girls a few minutes ago
>ren
>>690329947
It's just a thread.
>>690328791
a vibrator that never breaks or needs battery
>>690329763
>
Don't mind me,
Check em instead
>>690330031
You make it every single goddamn day though. Constantly have to look at this horseshit thread
>>690328398
You sick bastard!
>>690327996
That and we have large tire, sledge hammers small bleachers
This is the grand opening
>>690328791
A minigun with a large amounts of ammunition
>>690328876
Kek I deal with my mom's criticism when I'm in the car being her chauffer.
I drive an average of 80 everyday but scare the hell out of my friends when I'm vooming around traffic at 95-100
>>690329392
Hmmmm?~
Hopefully for a week..
>that pic
>Kabe wa Hi Hi Hi kowaseru mono sa Hi Hi Hi
>>690329861
I did specify this world. So Planet Earth in the year 2016. If people cant understand that then theres no hope, they should apply the noose.
>>690330171
The human neck has a built in turn function. Use it.
>>690330171
>Constantly have to look
>>690330171
>not knowing about teh filterz
>>690329763
No worries, I don't remember at which point of the conversation we were but I think I said I was good, but could be better if my weeb plans weren't ruined by a dinner out.
>>690329929
>>690329639
My dad works for the US military, he told me they're making one
I'll have a nice Claymore then, beautiful sword it is
Or an expensive bike, I dunno
>>690329392
Anytime Tomato girl~
I bought Hearts of Iron 4, Overwatch, 3030 Deathwar Redux, Total War Warhammer and other games
>>690330169
>69
>>690330191
Who cares about those stuff, PUNCHIN BAGS MANG
I miss punching something...
>>690329253
hmm?
>>690330169
noticed
>>690330293
God damn your edges cut me
>>690330169
>69
>>690330566
Its not a known quantity or beyond testing. So gravity gun is out.
>>690330749
Do you want me to call you a waaaaambulance?
>>690329861
ty based anon, I skipped that
>>690330560
That's great to hear!
Thank you!
>yuuko
>>690330191
I dunno, maybe it's because I'm not used to driving a car and being bitched at. I can tell when I get my own car, it's gunna be one hell of a time driving anyone around anywhere.
>>690328645
Using this for studying, thanks for the share
>>690328791
Nothing in a box. Make millions
>>690328548
Your country is rekking them
>>690330560
>>690328791
A lewd femboi
>>690330939
No just not being a keyboard edge warrior would be nice, thanks
>>690331068
Nice, I didn't have that one.
>>690330608
hmm...
>>690330939
What a sad day it is
>>690329099
What's the 2lewd rating on this?
>>690328899
I thought no one else watched good luck girl
Don't mind me
Just SMUGgling a huge scythe cross-border into US
Duhh.
>>690331355
Your not alone anon, also good taste
still here
>>690331005
I wonder how many of your friends would do this with your car.
https://youtu.be/hBTw-ewVj_A
>>690331121
Im hamming it up. Relax, Im not normally edgy.
>>690331351
Thats a 0.5lewd. Still completely clothed and a dream sequence.
>>690331423
Oh, we doing mandatRory puns?
Going to get my daily dose of coma, good night.
>>690331540
And there you are , Hello cutie
>>690329957
Thanks m8. Ayy sweet, how hard was it? Should probably hop on the game again soon.
>>690330191
Why would I enjoy your nick-names you tease.
Hey a week is good. It'll be productive at least.
>Taoseru mono sa
>>690330566
>Tomato girl
I'm ok with this. Wew, not familiar with any of those except for OW. Which one is the most fun?
>>690331648
Farewell
>yuuko
>>690331679
oh hi
>>690331648
If I see a reply I will yell at you and be real edgelord.
>Rory-sama
>>690331423
>>690331739
Was ezpz, I just kept getting one fucking good note somewhere in the song over and over again. Managed to do pretty well on an expert song I'd never played before too. Was a good night for LLSI.
>>690331648
Goodnight Homu!
>>690331679
Time to grab the popcorn.
>>690331520
I'm gonna go rewatch it now
>>690331016
thanks for sharing your pooch :3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4E1JYP5Tgc
>>690330169
Nice me. Now check these
>>690330566
Come down to my gym:^)
>>690331005
First part maybe but second part? I'm sure we've all being bitched at for our driving yes? :^)
>>690331423
Nice! And saved!
>>690331648
Night
>>690331739
It's what I do~
Yup! Enough time for me to do stuff earlier than usual
ALL OF YOU FFUCKING WEEBS NEED TO DIE
>>690331977
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9wu3vtwiTI&ab_channel=soliduz
Please do enjoy anon
>>690331626
you were being edgy at that time tho
>>690332148
one day
>>690331626
Are you saying that wouldn't be me?
>>690332140
Nope. I took a few driving lessons with my mom. Got my license. Never touched a car again since I had a motorcycle. Driving my aunt that one time was the first time in months.
>>690332148
I second this
Why would i ever want a fucking husbando you dirty faggots?
>>690331797
So how did it go cutie ?
>>690331956
don't look you perv
>>690332148
>>690331739
Do I have to keep saying Tsunato then?
I love all of them to be honest
OW is pretty fun only when played with people for me
>>690332140
You'd like to, wouldn't you? :^)
>>690332455
work sucked. all i did was wash stuff with a rag like walls and shelves most of what i did today
>>690332140
You need to git gud at checking, sort of like how I'm gud at checking these dubs
>>690332258
I've stopped though. Mainly edgy towards retards. It seems to be the only way to get through to them.
>>690332324
No, Im saying that would be you with friends. With you being the driver and them either fearing for their lives or yelling encouragement.
>>690332440
Because you may or may not be a faggot? We dont know, but you do sound like a faggot.
>>690332602
I've been there , using bleach and industrial acid Without a dam mask that's what happens when you're the new one '
Hopefully it won't be a daily task
>>690332114
Fire pooch and anytime
https://youtu.be/S-Xm7s9eGxU
Shokugeki no soma
Nekiri Erina is waifu forever
>>690331016
>2- 0
Indeed, Mexico always loses.
>>690330960
Not fair, it was meant for me.
>>690331648
Goodnight Homura.
Sleep warm and well.
>>690332402
Hey Yuuko, can you get dubs if I told you to do so?
Claimed
>>690333025
Gonna need you to drop that lewd meter down a notch or two, friendo
>>690328117
Let me fill up your tank with my propane
>>690332918
no actually just a rag with soapy water. i was just cleaning years of caked on grime that was on everything.
>>690333041
Easily
>>690333146
Better?
>>690332742
Oh, yes. Very much yes. Without any doubts whatsoever!
Asinine.
>>690331648
Sleep well.
>>690333251
You do it like this.
Sup sluts?
BOOOOST
>>690333251
>>690333396
Incorrect.
>>690333251
>>690333396
dammit
Mai, can you fucking shut up already?
>>690333474
>>690333447
That was just a test, check these.
>>690333241
See it was't so bad compared to other places
One day I got some in my eye it was a painful day
So how did your purchase go ?
>>690333552
Damn it.
>>690333396
>>690333251
Check my 8
>>690332989
love minecraft haha :)
Remain In Light is such a dance-able album, I really deceived you sharing the slowest song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8xdsZhfrcA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UW1IqW6kNdU
>>690331884
That's quite surprising. Yeah each song has the one shit part where no matter what you're timing is it's always off. It's going to get even better when Sunshine drops.
>>690332140
And that's what makes you cheeky :^)
Now you can have the rest of the day to chill.
>>690332589
If you want to keep your discount then go ahead :^)
Feel the same way, if no one else is present it's all about carrying the team.
Mai is the worst shitposter I even encountered
>>690333251
Nah fam you do it like THIS
>>690333573
i didnt get paid today because i havent been at work long enough. so my next one will be huge which will not be next friday but the one after that.
>>690333552
>>690333632
>>690333751
>>690333686
mai! xD fuck off!!!!
>>690333751
>>690333632
Check my single 5.
>you'll never marry the meaniest and cutest waifu
why live
>>690332140
Hello twin
>>690333681
Yo Maki we played together right? what are you doing tonight?
>>690333852
Fuck.
Magic.
>>690333807
haha xD lol!!
>>690333887
Nyu?
>>690333552
>>690333632
Singles.
Meme magic
>>690333318
Much, thanks. Also props, Erina is best girl from that show. Excited for S2? I think it comes out next month, yeah?
>>690333681
I'm excited for that. And that's the shitty part, it's not even the same spot. I'll just randomly get one good somewhere in there. The struggle is real.
>>690333426
Sup experiment. Hows things?
>>690333319
I did that the first time I drove my brothers Hilux. Im not used to driving tall, raised fourbies and I nearly tipped it when I hit a sharp corner way too fast. Scared the hell out of my sister in law.
All these people going for gets and Im just sitting here like
>
>>690333977
Checked.
Now check these!
>>690332324
Kek. Your aunt drives you crazier than mom?
>>690332589
Hey man, you wanted punching bags :^)
>>690332727
Holy fuck 2727
>>690333681
Maybe cheeky should be another edition to my nickname :^)
And do stuff non fapping related..
Can't wait for the rule 34 for this game.
>>690333781
Did they told you that ? that is such a crap move
We'll hang in there until then the waiting will only make it more exciting now
>>690332742
I disagree, best way to deal with idiots is you ignore them, imo anyways. How was your day btw?
>>690334022
It happens every now and then, praise the lawd.
>>690334089
>>690333884
I bet you can't even SEE the car going 5
>Late replies as I'm playing league with friends
>>690334119
Some would say I'm a pro at rolling
>>690334258
Its already happening.
Claimed.
How are ya ? Did ya do anything memorable today ? Or it was just a common day ?
>>690334221
For the 2 hours Ive been awake, pretty good. About to jump onto gaming at 1:30pm. Not sure what to play though.
>>690334258
Wouldnt that be /waifu/ magic?
>>690334065
Odds are, I'ma not really drive people, and if I do they're signing some papers because I ain't gunna hear it when they want to endlessly bitch about my driving even after we're out of the car.
>By signing this and getting in the car, you absolve any rights to complain about me giving you a ride you car-less fuccboi
>>690334119
My mom trusts me and will generally only give comment if she feels it's for safety. My aunt will bitch at you LITERALLY anything. Like, she has the incessant need to not be quiet and thus will nit pick you for driving .1 over the speed limit, or not braking 25 feet behind someone.
>>690333681
Alright, I get it
Yeah, but the problem is that I suck :^)
>>690334119
Can I punch you while you do your pull-ups?
I miss punching people more than punching bag :^)
>>690334221
oh how lewd
>>690334627
Amen brother.
>>690334696
Could as well be.
Chile winning 4 - 0.
Check my single 4
>>690334204
yeah it sucks but what can i do
>>690333656
Lol you bugger, you just made me add another artist to my playlist. Bless you
>>690333041
>I sense another goal after their fourth.
Tell your team to ease up a bit they won already
Lol at the Chile players celebrating on Mexico's side of the stadium
>>690334696
Pc or console?
Bacon is bacon
Bacon bacon
bacon
bacon bacon bacon
>>690334715
>Punching people
Das lewd
>tfw you wont feel steves rock hard block cock going inside your furnace
>>690334784
Its cooking you pervert
>>690333795
Yuko it's time to get the gun, it'll be fine. You're practically jesus at this point
>Tristana
>>690334978
Wouldn't Steve's dick get burnt I
>>690333887
Yep, we did. Eh sitting around as usual, you looking to play?
>>690334024
It's great that some of the songs have been released already. I know that feel, you think you're in the zone then out of no where you see the combo has been reset.
>>690334119
I'll have to work that in there then~
U wot? That's what you're supposed to do with your free time.
>>690334715
Thanks Boss!
How can anyone suck at OW? Just pick Junkrat and spread your cancer.
>>690334850
We can only wait now it might even give you time to think about a cute or lewd underwear
>>690335197
> Just pick Junkrat and spread your cancer.
>>690335157
it was an innuendo friendo
>im rhyming like a reel nigga today
>>690334989
>ya gotta taste the meat before you cook it
>>690333884
Hello, twin. This'll be like old times
>>690334407
Jealous!
>>690334702
Yup that's my mom right there
>>690334715
I do need a stronger core...
I enjoy getting punch
>>690334960
I can hit you...from behind ;)
>>690335197
This makes me happy~
Animes too bruh!
>>690335366
It's a love/hate relationship.
>Maki
>>690334887
PC. Console isnt set up due to no space.
>>690334702
I guess thats one way to do it. I know that getting into my friends Supra with him meant he was giving it the nuts. Not the whole shaft, just the nuts. And I was perfectly fine with that.
>then his engine exploded
>2 years later and its almost fixed and ready again
>when it gets mentioned how close it is his eyes glaze over because he also added a ton of upgrades while waiting on the engine parts
>>690335402
Thats only if you need to check seasoning on the meat like a pleb. Trust in your own judgement.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHccClTAdzc
