Wish Thread, continued, every wish you make has a horrible twist to it
I wish for a cute femboy with a nice butt
>>690323098
So like I can fly but only at 2 mph?
>>690323344
but he has cancer, given 1 month to live
>>690323527
you can fly, but every time you do, a child in india commits arson
>>690323344
he has the AIDS
I want all of /b/ lurkers to be happy
>>690323098
remember when someone wished that the thread would die
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I wish for the destruction of the earth
>>690323858
they become happy because real life suddenly is as horribly sick and twisted as the shit they fantasize about
I wish I can Kill anyone without a trace, at will
>>690324039
all the niggers survive
>>690324126
you don't get to decide who
>>690324126
nobody knows who you've killed, but they do know _that_ you kill. everyone stays a good long way away from you.
>>690323981
facebook "porn" threads take its place
>>690323098
I wish my Miata would run flawlessly again..
>>690324502
gas prices go through the motherfucking roof
I wish I could turn water into liqour
>>690323632
I'd take that deal.
I wish to always be comfortable, physically and mentally
I wish Trump becomes president
i wish for my dream girlfriend to become real
>>690323632
>horrible twist
>>690324842
all the liquor tastes like shit
>>690324844
But you become mentally retarded.
>>690324842
The liquor turns back into water if anyone tries to drink it
>>690323098
I wish for everyone in this thread to follow my music
https://m.soundcloud.com/ronniescholarship
>>690324944
she immediately breaks up with you because you were the most attractive person in your dreams (cause they're dreams) but that is the exact opposite of the case now.
I wish that every person who is currently not white, dies.
>>690325180
you're now deaf
>>690325181
yeah but here's the thing, if she is my dream girl, she wouldn't break up with me
>>690325180
your soundcloud gets hacked
*proceeds to hack soundcloud*
I want to die at age 50
>>690325279
Definition of white changes.
I wish you would stop granting wishes
Omnipotence
>>690325279
Only albinos would live.
>>690325319
she gets arrested because there is no record of her ever existing
you can't retcon with a wish
>>690324944
She will become real after you have died.
>>690325371
> currently
>>690325382
I start granting wishes instead
>>690324944
She never got proper immunizations and dies instantly.
>>690325357
it's from a shotgun to the chest
>>690323098
I wish i had a job
>>690325676
it's in a captcha solving farm in china
i've done so fucking many of these
why am i so good at ruining people's hopes and dreams
I wish every horror movie character would come to life and terrorize the world.
>>690325676
its the worst job ever and you get shit pay
>>690325471
Become unable to affect the physical world in any way.
>>690325471
You go insane from seeing all that was and that will be
>>690325816
They are weak to water
>>690325816
they start with you
>>690324944
It was your hand
>>690324896
Trump becomes president
I wish the universe collapsed in on itself.
>>690325952
They would do enough damage by the time people figure that out.
>>690325180
No one did
I wish for the death of god
>>690326113
There are multiple gods and you only kill the abrahamic one.
>>690325357
But you die a virgin
>>690326228
kek
>>690326087
A new one forms, just like last time.
>>690326113
Impossible you fucking heathen
>>690326113
God was never alive to begin with. Now you've given God a life which God will live for one hundred trillion years.
>>690323098
i wish i had more motivation to do things
>>690323098
I wish for no detriment to this wish.
>>690325893
>>690325939
>>690326494
granted, but now you cant wish for anything else
>>690326444
You just want to kill yourself
>>690326444
You take meth to get motivation
>>690325676
A test subject
>>690326444
you get trips
>>690326357
Edgy
>>690323344
It's actually a woman pretending to be a femboy.
>>690325883
already worked at mcdonalds bro
>>690325052
Yes.Yes it does.
>>690323632
But that's a fantastic deal. Id fly to my fridge to get a beer just to know some kid is burning a house down
>>690326568
God damnit,
>>690326087
followed by subsequent big bang and creation of a new universe in a repeating cycle ad nauseam
>>690326113
replaced by hillary
>>690325079
I am okay with that.
>>690323098
I wish that everyone's wish is interpreted exactly as they wish it to be.
I wish every rock star popular and still alive from the 60s and 70s were 26 years old again with all their current knowledge intact and able to live for sixty more years.
>>690326113
Plotwist, God doesn't exist
I wish for the ability to go into a trance state at will, and explore my mind like it's an rpg
I wish i die painlessly right now
>>690326044
Wish granted
>>690326707
but then it's not a femboy. he wished for a femboy. you gave him something that's not a femboy.
that goes against the rules. you have to give them what they wish for, and look for a loophole.
>>690326868
But they are mute and also quadriplegic
>>690324090
Disabling extensions to say this: FUCK YOU
>>690326868
They all die at 27 and got forgotten
>>690327015
You get revived
>>690326868
they're zombies now.
gay zombies.
I wish OP wasn't a faggot.
>>690326972
You got down syndrome
I wish Wonder Showzen got ten more seasons all good.
>>690326608
>>690326616
so do i get to pick my drawback, or is it both?
if pick, ill go with meth. cant be that bad, and if worst comes to worst ill just stop meth and be apathetic again.
>>690326701
>ohhbabyatriple.mp3
>>690327201
Now he's a nigger
>>690326868
Their "current knowledge" is being brain dead because they decomposed years ago
>>690326836
Only applies to wishes with dubs
>>690327247
The actors get replaced
>>690323527
more like you can fly but you have to keep flying up
>>690327139
I can finally prove that there is no afterlife. Try harder
>>690327015
you go to hell where you suffer unbearable pain
>>690323098
I wish for the ability to fluctuate my iq at will
>>690325180
You're a fucking nigger holy shit. This site is whites only, please leave or we'll be forced to 'eliminate' you.
>>690327338
what about trips?
>>690326444
I wish cheese pizza never existed.
>>690327465
Your IQ can only fluctuate between 1 and 2
>>690327465
Just in the ranges of 40 and 60 points
>>690327465
granted, but you can only fluctuate it lower
>>690327456
But you also get permanent brain damage and can't explain there's no afterlife
>>690326113
there is no god so a god is created but then it can be killed because he is god
Anyone who replies to my post gets cancer
I wish to become a cute succubus girl.
>>690327524
Trips recieve an extra wish
i wish for a better graphics card
I can get a job as search and rescue and support my family
>>690327465
You can only do it with a dragon dildo completely up your ass no lube.
>>690327646
granted, but you do to.
>>690327223
lost
>>690327465
It can only go as high as your age
>>690327710
You get a great graphics card, but it destroys any computer it touches on contact.
>>690327646
But the cure to cancer works and is available everywhere for free
>>690327223
>>690327672
But you are invisible to everyone and lack of genitals
>>690327673
fukken yea, i wish for dubs
>>690327672
You get assraped by demons on the reg
>>690327710
But you have a Mac
>>690327465
Granted, but you're a nigger
>>690327600
Could have just made me a woman. No one would care what i said
>>690327537
You die at age 35 as a virgin faggot with a neckbeard.
>>690327830
fuck...
>>690327598
that would be pretty cool tbh
>>690327710
It's a nvidia one
I wish I could make Dildos rain from the sky
>>690327537
cheese torture becomes the new norm
>>690327900
Hah wtf? Hows that related?
I wish a second holocaust happens
>>690325471
You're still bound by human endurance. (Eg, you can move planets but you feel every kilogram in human terms)
>>690327893
Or better yet a black woman, people would think you're on crack
>>690327537
Wish granted, but you gain life-threatening allergies to any food that isn't cheese pizza.
>>690328031
Granted, but you're a nigger.
>>690328031
They were all used by your mom
>>690327888
thats fine, id get super smart and find a cure for being black
>>690327710
>>690327878
I have a Mac with a better than average graphics card and I could run Darksouls beautifully. If dark souls was on Mac.
>>690328031
Granted, but all of them end up in your ass somehow or another
>>690327710
your family dies
>>690328031
It only rains where to don't want it to
>>690328031
They are made of steel, weights 500 pounds and kills you, your family and your crush
>>690327854
this is a good thing
>>690328081
Granted, but you become a jew
>>690328081
Granted but in favor of feminazis
>>690328031
Theyre made out of AIDS
Bestow me a boyfriend soon enough, Kami-sama.
>>690328081
The victims are white intelligent people
>>690328065
You better get off of /b/ you're about to die. I give you 5-6 years. I am Sir Mordred; I will fucking end you.
I wish they would cancel the simpsons
That could be the horrible twist on any of these really
>>690328255
They all have STDs
>>690327999
EYYYYY
also,>>690327888
and my ealrier>>690326444
and
>>690323344
>>690324155
>>690324844
>>690324944
>>690325155
>>690325811
>>690326033
>>690326044
>>690326277
>>690326799
>>690327600
>>690327822
>>690327900
>>690328188
>>690328311
some serious gets up in this thread
>>690328282
I must sacrifice myself for the better of the world
>>690328341
Nope.
>>690328349
Futurama lasts forever
>>690328414
Didn't even notice my get, keke
>>690323098
I wish I was omnipotent with no restrictions on my power nor my ability to use such power, including any sort of side effect that harms me physically, spiritually, or mentally.
>>690328349
Granted but family guy gets another spin off series thats just as bad as the cleaveland show
>>690328296
holocaust isn't a term for genocide or mass murder. the holocaust is the name of that certain genocide commited against jews.
>>690328349
A worse show takes over
>>690328311
Wish granted, but he's got ten extra chromosomes.
>>690323098
I wish I can control anyone and everything like The Sims games
>>690328369
i'm a succubus.
succubi are immune.
>>690328296
Ohgod please no
>>690326102
Unless it begins to rain
>>690328540
granted but you can never stop farting and you can never get used to the smell, and it always smells of rotten eggs
>>690328349
You're a nigger
>>690328296
so the fems round up and kill the jews while we sit back and relax? that's a pretty big plus, besides the fact females are not capable of much and will most likely fuck it up.
>>690328540
The universe instantly collapses on itself, ending all existence, including you.
>>690328540
You have microcefalia, you are as smart as a broken calculator
I wish we lived in a moneyless society
I wish for a monkey paw arena where monkey paws can come and try to claim the title of Grand Monkey Paw
I wish JFK was never assassinated.
>>690328625
Your changes have effects every 500 years
>>690328795
You become a jew
>>690328500
Die, insolent fool!
I wish I was friends with Shaq
>>690328795
the twist: it's a greasy anarcho-communist society
>>690328863
All presidents are black after him
>>690325357
You die a slow painful death from an accidentally self inflicted wound while alone in your house and your body is not found until 3 weeks later. Also, there are in your home at the time you are dying.
>>690328731
They would kill all men insted. Plus side. They all die out in a generation
>>690328834
Monkey paws rebel against the system and kill you
>>690328795
The only acceptable tool of trade is anal sex
>>690328311
He has autism.
>>690328795
Instead of money, people use STDs as currency.
>>690328500
Dubs confirm.
>>690328961
You are blind, deaf and in a wheelchair
I wish i had no internet
i wish 4 infinite non detriment wishes.
I wish my Gf would take it in the ass without complaining and always clean.
>>690326357
But define real. Sure he isn't an actual being but people believe in him so he is a real figment of imagination. If he were to become "not real" the thought of god and all his cult followers would disappear
I wish for a qt 3.14 gf
>>690328961
You're friends only because shaq thinks you're disabled and is too nice to tell you to fuck off
I wish that all hot teenage girls would want to have sex with me and that their parents and authorities wouldn't care about my actions.
>>690328795
Mass hysteria and chaos for a new way to establish power
>>690328961
He treats you like a bitch.
>>690327672
your body is completely incapable of sexual stimulation.
>>690329150
But you can't use them.
>>690329150
you only get those four wishes
>>690329206
they all have horrific stds
>>690329159
But she only takes it in the ass from other men
>>690329159
She will, but only from black guys.
>>690328992
the holocaust refers to the event in which genocide was commited against the jews. the holocaust is not a term or mass murder or genocide. it's the name of a historical event.
>>690329159
Her ass grows teeth.
Invisibility/X-Ray vision
I wish i was 12 years old again
>>690329172
She's a pie with a smileyface drawn on the top in hot sauce.
>>690329206
>I wish that all hot teenage girls would want to have sex with me and that their parents and authorities wouldn't care about my actions.
you gain micro infections each time a hot teenage girl tries to rape you.
>>690329206
1/4 have serious STDs, and you don't know which ones they are.
I wish i was dead right now
>>690329425
you get eye cancer
>>690329427
You're constantly molested by your father and uncle at the same time.
>>690329425
The tip of your dick grows hair like a whole head of hair
>>690329425
>Invisibility/X-Ray vision
there's no way that can go wrong.
>>690323632
I don't think I would ever stop flying.
>>690329150
All of your wishes spawns or get teletransported to the sun surface
>>690326357
edgy, and just plain stupid
I wish that the aliens will arrive soon
>>690328540
You soon die suddenly and unexpectedly. You are not omniscient so you could not know it was coming, and are unable to revive yourself because there is no such thing as the afterlife or the soul.
>>690329168
God is given a human life that lasts one hundred trillion years. The end of which God dies.
>>690329462
That contradicts the wish, it is not a girl, nor sentient, nor a qt, nor pi the math figure.
>>690329512
You will fail 99% of all suicide attempts
I wish for a sense of permanent apathy. I no long care about what happens to myself, others, or the world.
>>690329512
Your parents find your body and Conor suicide believing that it was their fault
>>690329206
but you lose you cock if you even think about sex with them
>>690325676
You are turned in to a prostitute in Thailand. You live in a brothel and you have sex with at least 15 guys a day who are almost always drunk and violent. You never go out of your windowless room and your "pay" comes in the form of cumshots to the mouth or hands.
>>690329206
You lose your penis
>>690329425
You have to scream at the very top of your lungs while using it.
>>690329614
Aliens arrive 1 days after you expire.
>>690329568
Fuck you that was strawberry stupid.
>>690329682
Conor suicide? Oh no!
Everyone in the U.S. senate is replaced with good hearted and altruistic yet logical people.
>>690329614
Mexicans come and take your women and jobs
I wish to drink from the holy grail.
>>690329742
lol
>>690323858
They're happy, but in exchange you feel all of their past pain
>>690329894
There's nothing but rusty nails in it.
>>690329533
:)
>>690329678
You will feel all of your negative emotions all at once when a family member dies
inb4 you kill them immediately, must die of causes you aren't involved in
I wish I was a neckbeard virgin living in my moms basement with a big black dildo glued to my chair.
>>690327523
white suprem here. you're an edgy faggot and a try hard.
>>690329837
Koreans start WWIII
I wish for things to remain exactly the way they are.
I wish to have and know how to use the powers of king crimson.
I want a quality love and ex I once had. But am impotent and have to be a cuck.
I wish the spice girls had a better career.
>>690329654
It was never specified as anything but cute and a pie
>>690329678
Instead of feeling motions mentally, you feel them as physical pain instead.
My ex loves me again, we get together and live happily ever after
>>690327672
You have STDs
>>690324944
But you're in an open relationship
>>690330111
time stands still forever
>>690330177
They die.
>>690327725
Your family dies in a house fire while you are away at your job.
>>690330177
Checked dubs and wish. I just want Ginger and Sporty in life again.
>>690330219
You're forced to live in a disney movie.
I wish my wife would stop calling to check up on me. She is the only one I am in contact with.
But it is only when she needs the child support checks.
>>690330219
She cucks you regularly and pegs you.
>>690330090
But you are also glued to the chair
>>690330190
>gf
>3.14 = pi not pie you autist
>>690324944
She becomes real but you never meet her.
Complete control over probability.
>>690330447
How could this happen to me?
>>690330447
Every time she would have called you, a random person who doesn't speak your language calls you instead, having the wrong number.
I wish all niggers, sand niggers, and feminists out of existence
>>690323098
i wish to have a harem of beautifull girls witout getting diceaces, and having the lust and power to satisfy them whit no side efects
I wish to get trips whenever i want
I wish pepsi won the cola wars
>>690330435
So nothing bad ever happens in my life and I only live with other like minded whites?
Fucking sweet.
I wish for all of time and space to combust. In other words I wish for all existed, existing, and things to exist to never exist in the first place. I fucking win. If my wish is granted, there can be no harsh punishment dealt by the monkey paw. I win... I win?
>>690330650
You become a jew
>>690330693
And you're forced to break out into song randomly.
>>690328585
>>690329036
I am fine with that, considering I unironically have autism as well.
>>690329150
They come with so many restrictions & limitations that you can't wish for anything good.
>>690330671
You actually need to be able to spell for this to happen
>>690330671
Ok you get diseases instead.
I wish one million United States dollars in stacks of hundreds appeared three feet in front of me as of the time this is posted.
>>690330671
Every girls looses a limb every time you fuck her.
>>690330677
you inevitably derail every thread you try to participate in into a get thread and are rendered incapable of interacting on 4chan
>>690330671
The monkey paw notices you didn't specify what woman animal so it assumes you meant armadillos.
>>690330650
The mexicans take over and start purging the whites.
>>690330650
Wow, is black people meet a real thing? Sometimes I feel black. Maybe I should make a profile and invite every lovlie darkie to home fried chicken and 40's.
I can have kids and never pay child support. Their culture is so amazing and accepting.
I wish to get dubs.
I wish my baby mama dies.
>>690330900
It's on fire.
>>690330900
It's on fire.
I wish for a 3 inch cock
>>690330969
Get dubs in middle of post #..
>>690330969
You get 69 instead
I wish to live forever without ageing.
>>690330900
They're all marked stolen bills that if you use or trade in any way you'll be arrested.
>>690331002
It's 3 inches wide and a quarter-inch long.
