Waifu claiming thread. >Claim your Waifu/Husbando >This
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Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>This is not /b/, this is /mai/
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>Unless the insults involve old men and money
>3D is almost always trash
>Down with democracy
>Most importantly, have fun!
Tristana claim
I don't know Mugen
Whenever I stop coming to these threads you have have the nickname :^)
>>690320705
>not even close
>>690320627
>r-roll for both Shinoa and Amatsukaze
>>690320254
Rip in peace. Now I get to haunt you
>Claiming Yuuki
>>690320521
Sorry anon, I never posted it before for real.
Don't get mad just because it has a middle finger in it, kek.
>>690317409(Makoto)
That requires a whole lot of money.
>>690316412(Tomoko)
Just gotta find a common way to explain it.
>>690317038(Mugen)
Im lying in bed being bored. So no.
Sorry about the late ass replies. Rory-sama claimed.
Miho claimed
>>690320720
Rolling for shinoa to be muh sex slave
claimed
>>690320763
>Best taster
Haha, I like that. How's it going Mugen?
>Best idol claimed
Susie claim
>>690320980
>roll for lewds
>>690321119
Megumins don't get to own slaves :^)
>>690320980
Nope. I'm your master now
Roll
>>690320981
FUCK!
>>690320627
Kek ar least you're not a brand new guy to the paramedic and a more experienced guy told you to look for fallopian tubes
>>690321119
Rolling for the explosive too
claimed
![Syndra [101].png](https://i.imgur.com/GXvLkcE.png "Syndra [101].png")
>>690320510
Fine.
>>690320627
No.
>>690320763
Random beekeeping videos on youtube.
>>690321250
Don't be so sure about that.
>>690321250
Rolling for u too now >:3
>>690321257
Rerollerino
>>690320720
sup lod
I'm not here
Claimed
>>690320975
Well if thats how it is i dont want it then. Maybe mugen is just fine.
>>690321087
Gotcha, what is rory from btw? Need to add it to the list.
>>690321152
You got good music and drink tastes so it seems fitting, not too bad so far. What are you up to?
>>690321356
Ive done that exact thing. I wish i could go one day and just scrape all of the honey off. It looks incredibly satisfying. Also bees are pretty coolio
>>690321257
Don't worry, I'm a kind ghost. I'll just mildly inconvenient your life.
rolling thing starting again?
>>690321526
Boku no Pico
>>690321520
Hi im not here
>>690321257
topkek
That's what he was told to do?
>>690321356
Fuck
>>690321427
Ok :c
>>690321462
I don't recognize your roll~
>>690321569
Yes, rolling for Sachii.
>>690321250
>>690321257
Rolling
>>690321588
>>690321696
>inb4 dem feet
>>690321708
Something feels different about this dose, Doc. Can we go back to the old dosage?
>>690321471
Oi! who be this?
>>690321520
You owe someone money, 'fess up or get the pepper from Dr. Pepper
>>690321708
I'd ship it
>>690321727
Spidurmihn
steve claimed
>>690321952
what
>>690321526
Hai again. Whassap?
>Luna claimed.
>>690321978
Do you stay up in the real nigga hours tho? PvP me on minecraft m8. I found 50 dieminds at once
>>690321670
>roll
Gimme dem lewds
>>690322180
this
>>690322205
what are you a casual
>>690322111
FUCK OFF YOU >>>/mlp/ >>>/trash/
YOU DESERVE TO >>>/d/ >>>/i/ >>>/e/
>>690322241
Post more glasses
>>690321462
>>690321670
Reroll
>>690321559
Wouldn't mind being scared because shinoa is scary herself
>
>dem nails tho
>>690321622
Guy looked all over the truck for it
>>690322180
>>690322296
>>690322362
Ayyyu mad I got that roll.
Check'em
>>690322241
> that face
>trips not the last 3 numbers
hnnnnnnnng
[spoiler]fine[/spoiler]
Claimed
>>690320720
>Widowmaker
>>690322103
>>690321727
Claimed.
>>690322454
>>690322406
I can't wait until you die of a heart attack from being so morbidly obese.
>>690322517
nice meme
>>690321087
True. True.
It's still a cool helmet.
>>690321257
Underarmor is fine, I just didn't think about it when I first got my bike.
You can probably find a Megumin there. :^)
IT MAKES ME REEEEEE HARDER THAN ANYTHING ELSE! I LITERALLY AM OVER HERE TRYING TO HIT THE IMAGINARY GAS PEDAL INSTEAD OF THE IMAGINARY BRAKE MOST PEOPLE GO FOR!
Pls no new nickname.
>If anyone else said something to me, I missed it. Sorry.
>>690321257
What's poppin Smug Wing?
>>690321526
Ayy, thank you for that. Without you Doom and Aesop wouldn't of been discovered though. Just got done fixing the AC unit so relaxation for now.
>>690322406
>watching tellie for lolis
>being this cancerous
>>>/trash/
>>690322454
2
Same shitty thread every single day. FUCK OFF.
>>690322454
3
>>690322571
I'd supply Tohsaka Rin with mana, if'n ya git wut I mean.
>>690322111
Horse
Kneesocks, tired, but claimed
>>690322698
i know right
>>690322652
>>690322729
you're posting the same shit faggot
>>690322399
So ferocious!
![Syndra [194].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [194].jpg")
>>690322454
>sold yourself that easley
>>690322586
I love you too boo ;3
>>690322634
>tellie
Speak american ignorant triple nigger
>>690322800
Nice dibs knee socks. Sup?
>>690322373
Will do
>>690322399
topkek
The poor bastard
>>690322454
>>690322571
>>690322652
>>690322729
You're the best!
>>690322816
I wanted a repost kek
>>690322406
the button to exit your browser is at the top right of your screen. click that and shut down your computer. after that, throw your computer in the trash and go outside
>>690321526
GATE.
>>690322596
Not denying that, but getting that helmet would probably set back my plan of moving into my own place by a few months.
>>690322891
>boo
Damn millennials.
>>690322891
The ceiling my friend
>>690322891
>speak american
>speak american
this cant be real
>>690322992
These damn kids and their lingo
>>690323033
newfag confirmed
>>690323139
Just asinine.
>>690323215
fam ive been here for 2 weeks i know what im talking about
>>690322941
Do you know the brand name? I kinda feel like looking one up now.
>Only a few months
Damn Rory, you making bank.
>>690323029
Aww, you alright?
>>690322938
>>690323033
Sorry I cant hear you well what?
>>690322698
Oh my, someone is hurt. Are you ok? Do you need help to move that mouse and click on something else?
>>690322570
Dank Hill, hower ya?
>>690322891
What has you all knitted? Maybe if your colour was a shade lighter, you'd behave
here
>>690323451
It's Hank. And I'm okay. Yourself?
>>690323451
shit dude. we need more tristana feets in our lives
>>690323322
Aint like it used to be in our time
>>690322916
Arigato
>>690323421
dont knock on the ponybro
youre all just mad you didnt claim luna first
>>690322891
>we order thou to fornicate with thyself
Okay faggot i did
>speak american
Wot the fok did ye just say 2 me m8? i dropped out of newcastle primary skool im the sickest bloke ull ever meet & ive nicked ova 300 chocolate globbernaughts frum tha corner shop. im trained in street fitin' & im the strongest foker in tha entire newcastle gym. yer nothin to me but a cheeky lil bellend w/ a fit mum & fakebling. ill waste u and smash a fokin bottle oer yer head bruv, i swer 2 christ. ya think u can fokin run ya gabber at me whilst sittin on yer arse behind a lil screen? think again wanka. im callin me homeboys rite now preparin for a proper scrap. A roomble thatll make ur nan sore jus hearin about it. yer a waste bruv. me crew be all over tha place & ill beat ya to a proper fokin pulp with me fists wanka. if i aint satisfied w/ that ill borrow me m8s cricket paddle & see if that gets u the fok out o' newcastle ya daft kunt. if ye had seen this bloody fokin mess commin ye might a' kept ya gabber from runnin. but it seems yea stupid lil twat, innit? ima ****e fury & ull drown in it m8. ur ina proper mess k
>megu
>>690322624
Gotta love doom. Is it hard to fix ac units? Activate full comfort
>>690322941
Wait GATE? Thats the first thing on this massive list shiki has been making me. Thats really convenient then.
>>690323451
Lost you in convos best yordle. You still doing ranked?
my waifu
>>690322406
We thuggin now?
>>690322596
Love under armor shit's!
>the megumin thing I don't get
I have a dead expression when she drives. But everytime I drive her to someplace, I have the WORST bad luck and get criticized by her on everything!
>>690322624
Hey tsunato. How goes it?
>>690322837
Roar!
>just imagine this in her voice
https://youtu.be/jnzNyf6hC5I
>>690322916
That's what I said. Wonder if somthing like that could happen to where I work
>>690322729
Reroll for beautiful and the explosive
>>690323451
he's a horsefucker, his skin is already the lightest there is and probably ever will be
fuckin nosferatu lookin ass
>>690323421
Ye, Im good man. How bout you?
>>690323783
didnt realise leafyishere hung out on /b/
fuckin cunts
I'll be back in a couple hours
>>690323421
>hear
Are you retarded, of course you can't hear us, we are typing, not speaking you autist
>>690323623
Was a more simple time.
>>690323903
Not much, soaking in the love that is 4chan, you know. Hit a hard spot lately but I'll live.
>>690324027
Bubye
>>690323953
ehh, sorry i think i got carried away
it's just that [spoiler]i used to be one of them[/spoiler] and i hate it
>>690323734
Maybe, who knows~
>>690324027
See ya tomorrow then, I'll probably be asleep by then
QOTT: whats your favorite pizza topping(s)?
Grilled chicken and feta cheese
>>690324217
Man, that sucks
That you'll live, of course, you sick fuck
>>690324277
Cheese
>>690323570
Still around. I had some rice with chicken. Yourself?
>>690323705
I want to but stuff keeps popping up. Aargh
>>690323581
Righto
>>690323482
Yoooo
>>690324247
dont worry /b/ro
>>690324247
wait what happened
I claim Minda
>Big ass
>big hips
>shortstack queen
>would be slut
She is perfect
>>690324152
Oh well, at least die knowing we experienced better times. Ay Hank?
>>690324217
I know the feeling. Itll pass.
It may take some time, longer than youll want, but itll pass
>>690324277
Pineapple and anchovies
>>690324277
Cheese
If you catch my drift
>>690324217
Jesus christ man
You need to apply noose
>>690321696
Absolutely fantastic feet, no joke
>>690324355
hi
>>690324355
Good meal. I'm sitting down.
>>690323734
Honestly, I might just spring for it after I get proper pants. I'll get those eventually.
>99 cent Megumin
I drover her someplace ONE TIME and I had been up for 2 days straight at that point. She never let me drive again because she assumed that's how I always drive. Whatever, she can keep driving with her busted up foot, it'll be her back in the hospital. Not me.
>>690324277
Cheese or Pepperoni. I am one of simple tastes.
>>690324608
KYS
>>690323734
TOO FUCKING CUTE
>>690324277
Pepperoni and sausage
>>690324277
Love me some Cheese.
>
>>690324277
3 meats nigga. Yet im eating a pepperoni pizza right now.
>>690324580
Aye.
>>690324681
>>99 cent Megumin
Was I summoned?
Tsun
>>690324277
i know i'm basic but pepperoni does it for me
>>690324277
mushroom, anchovies and extra pineapple ^_^
>>690324809
4 meats you didnt count your dads dick
>>690324320
Edgier than my waifu.
>pic related
>>690324580
Hopefully. Thanks. How've you been lately?
>>690324247
I had a phase with the show for a while. Then got bored with it and moved on. They aren't so bad, just those that fucking praise the show like it's the best LIKE JESUS CHRIST, IT'S JUST A F- but yeah, Luna waifu seems like chill folk
>>690324217
>>690323421
>>690322891
>>690322406
>>690322111
Saged and reported
>>690324873
Pfffft. Shinoa didn't get what I meant when I said she'd find a Megumin in a 99 cent store.
>>690324277
Chicken feta cheese pineapple and bacon
>>690324355
What kind of stuff? Gotta get that fat mastery rank up
>>690324277
Onions and pepperoni
>>690323705
Best artist I've heard in awhile. Never had any experience fixing one till today and it wasn't that hard actually. Although this was a simple problem, the fuses needed to be reset. Yeah I'm trying to.
>>690323734
>Tsunato
>Reeeeee
Pretty good, had another easy day. You?
>>690324277
Pepperoni and Bacon bits.
>>690325083
All Discounted Megumins are my property
She will find none whatsoever otherwise she's in possession of contraband!
QOTT: What is your sick fetish?
>missionary for the sole purpose of procreation
>>690325330
Well, I do live near Mexico. I wouldn't be surprised if there was a few contraband Megumins around here...
>>690325459
I'm not really sure if I have any that would be considered sick, actually...
>My fetishes have been regressing towards normalcy for months now
>>690325459
Hand holding
>>690325459
I just like nice women
I want the impossible
>>690325459
I want every waifu in the thread to fuck me until I bleed out
>>690324277
Bacon and mayo. Come at me.
>>690325330
What about a GOG.com exclusive Megumin?
>>690325330
didn't i buy a 90 cent megumeme with my trips?
>>690325067
Sweet, I've been trying to get b& lately.
>>690325459
>Clop.
>>690325459
I wouldn't mind being stabbed by a prostitute.
>>690325459
Monster girls are my weakness
>>690324993
Ma nigga
>>690325724
mayo? what the heck are you doing?
>>690325695
Yuuko-chan <3
>>690325664
Sick fuck
>>690325459
Paying the bill for a nice meal and a great night out
>>690325459
You sick fuck
>>690325459
>missionary for the sole purpose of procreation
mah nigga
>>690325302
>big boss
Haven't talked with ya for a while
How are you?
>>690325637
Oh-uh... Drastic measures will be taken, thanks for letting me know
>>690325724
It'll be illegal and GOG will be taken into court
>>690325733
That's the only one that isn't considered contraband~
>>690325302
Oh, that sounds pretty good. Trying to? You gotta go FULL relax. Next post you better be at 50% relax.
>>690325459
Weeaboos
>>690324027
Take care, beatiful!
>>690324251
If there's some dude doing workout in the most ridiculous way, I'm sending pics
>>690324681
Should wear white shirt or something. Heard they reflect the light
>know which anon you're talking about now but what did I say last thread? Can't remember
To her, I stop a yard and a half too close everytime behind a care which scares her
>>690324753
https://youtu.be/199iAXNOs7k
', ;p
>>690325302
You know you love the name~
Fine. Got my circadian cycle fixed and with the family atm
>>690325459
3d hentai
>>690325459
>flat,1000x1000,075,f.u5.jpg
>flat
>>690325826
Miho-chan
Is your life still in ruins?
>>690326076
>3D hentai
>>690324277
Italian sausage and feta cheese
>>690325094
Playing other games, studying, exercise, etc. I sometimes get caught on one that it tires me out
>>690324619
I love sitting down on a wooden stool. Uhh yeah
>>690324611
Did you read Tomoko's latest mango?
>>690325459
Ive grown very fond of asphyxiation, had a girl choke me out once.
The greatest ever
>>690325459
Dude...the fuck?!?
Skirt, stockings, red hair
>>690325459
honestly? tickling
i wish it was something else but oh well what can ya do
>>690325999
good to know
>>690325664
weren't you going to go to sleep?
>>690325750
A sexual stab you mean?
>>690326204
no i didnt know it hit. will do that though
>>690325459
Prostate massaging.
>>690325744
kill urself ponyfaggot im reporting u
>>690326186
Yes......
![Syndra [202].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hw8xjlH.jpg "Syndra [202].jpg")
>>690326524
I tryed
>>690326076
I don't think I have a while jacket. They'd be a bitch to clean anyways.
>Something about you going to a 99 cent store.
Odds are, I'd speed like crazy. I don't like driving with people that try to be passenger drivers. Like, you bitching and screaming at me and shit is NOT going to help me focus on the road you twat.
>>690326619
On yourself or to others or both? It's normal
>>690326747
It's time to rebuild
>>690325664
>>690326752
Where's your trip.
>>690326204
I know how it is to barely have time. Its the struggle of being productive
>>690326076
I gotta see this stuff~
>>690326524
>for a limited time
>>690326530
No. I mean with a knife. I want to pay here to stab me and then fuck me.
>>690326880
Mostly self.
>>690326523
https://youtu.be/3D5o3PYcJoM
>Tristana
![Syndra [208].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/29Mqp8o.jpg "Syndra [208].jpg")
>>690326926
Too lazy to get on pc.
Just imagine the kys
>>690325999
But its a GOG exclusive, and you wouldnt do that to GOG!
>>690325804
Give it a try. Its better than you think.
>>690325459
Public sex.
>>690325999
>Boss? Is that you? I never stopped believing.
I've been doing well as of late, still on the job hunt though. How about you, Store-brand Megumin?
>>690326067
Just for you mang, blasting some music now. It's getting there.
>>690326076
Lies! All lies!
Ayy glad to hear, that shit screws up the whole day.
>>690326906
Ali akbar
>>690327145
Blood is the best lubricant
>Rory-sama
>>690327023
hmmm?
>>690326752
try harder
>>690327145
But what if she penetrates you with knife and stabs with the dildoes?
>>690325459
masochism....
>>690327196
what
>>690327446
Oooh, nice
>>690326076
lel, poor guy!
>>690327187
That's fine, had a guy tell me me it's awkward at first, but then it was fine. Girl returned him the favor after he ate her. I wouldn't know though
