Daily /b/ fight thread 2.0. Today's theme: white knighting
Can you hold your own in a fight?
>what's your age, height and weight?
>what martial art or any sport do you practice?
>have you ever whiteknighted (ie fought to defend a cumdumpster or some other weakling?)
>what was the most painful technique/method ever used against you in a fight?
Never had a fight in my life and certainly wouldn't get in one over a whore
been doing brazilian jiu jitsu for 4 years, muay thai sporadically. I'd be alright
>>690300819
Blue belt?
>>690300819
if you don't have good height and weight, you'd be destroyed in any fight. Your training means nothing
>>690301104
lol
>>690301104
You are dumb.
>>690300916
yeap
>>690301104
175 cm 72 kg, I train with bigger guys on a daily basis, I'd be alright
>>690301463
You had a chance to compete yet breh?
32, 5"7, 300 pounds but can run like Naruto.
I did 1 year of karate and got a blackbelt, can chop a wooden board in half. Karate is the best form of defence and attack. Also dabbled in the arts of samurai swords, own 2 and are deadly.
I haven't physically fought any Chads but when a Chad was disrespectfully talking to one of my ladyfriends, I mentioned my blackbelt and samurai swords, he never spoke to her again.
Most painful technique is when someone doesn't respect the code of conduct within karate, it isnt fair
Ps calling it whiteknighting is disrespectful to women, assuming they can't protect themselves. You are the reason "white knights" exist
25, 189cm, 105kg boxing, taekwondo and some Muay Thai. Most painful would be a double Palm slap to my ears... Mahfucka was huge
>>690301463
you are a certified manlet. No way you're win a fight against a normal sized man.
>>690301681
went to Europeans in 2014 won a couple matches but lost to a guy that took me down repeatedly, I've only medal in smaller comps
34 5'10 165lbs
used to box
nope.
got kicked in the gut by a fucking chamorran (you may know them as a pacific islander) one time in a bar brawl. sucked pretty hard. my friend had my back though and broke a poolstick over the guys face; gave me a couple seconds I needed to get back to punching asshole fucking locals in the face
>>690301963
That sounds painful is it a legal move tho? Did he get dq?
>>690301104
Ah TV Fu. Where you face off in the center of town at high noon and make sure they throw the first punch.
A small person just has to hit the bug guy when they are not looking and use something where they will not have to hit them a second time.
Or bring your friends and host an Irish boot party for the other guy.
>>690301971
I like my chances
>>690302025
is it true there are big rivalries between gyms in bjj?
Age 69
Height 6'12
Weight 420
What martial arts do you practice? All
>>690302198
Wasn't in any competition all in pub brawl.
>>690302494
Fuck, how did that feel did you go down? Also didn't you see it coming?
> 19, 6'2" (188 cm), 180 pounds (82 kilograms)
>Folk, Greco, and Freestyle Wrestling, Muay Thai, Boxing, and Judo
>Kek, fuck that shit
>Against me? I once had my ribs broken and then repeatedly hit and landed on between strikes and throws respectively.
>>690302402
Yes, and like Teakwondo and Krav Maga a lot are just ripping off the students.
Do your research.
>>690302286
As you say, the small guy can only win by using a sucker punch or a midget army. The big guy wins otherwise. And even if the manlet hits first, chances are the bigger guy would be able to take the blow and then wreck the manlet.
>>690302402
With the old school Brazilians yes, but not so much at modern places. (by modern I mean gyms run by white people)
>>690302402
No most of those were settled by dance off during the 80s.
>>690302733
>I once had my ribs broken and then repeatedly hit and landed on between strikes and throws respectively.
wtf story?
>>690302796
>And even if the manlet hits first, chances are the bigger guy would be able to take the blow and then wreck the manlet.
That line of thinking is how I got beaten with baseball bats by a bunch of black dudes.
Bat Fu is a strong art.
>>690302723
Was extremely painful ears ringing for hours, sure dropped me, it was done from behind whilst I had a guy in a clinch putting the knees to work.
>>690302990
I had a sparring match while dabbling in MMA, Long story short, it devolved from a spar into a brawl. I got thrown onto a table, the corner hit me in the ribs in such a way as to shatter the 4 and 5 ribs on my left side, and fracture the 6 rib as well. The fight continued and it wasn't pretty.
I like to say that I won it, but I know deep down that I lost that shit.
>>690299395
>38, 5,`10, 180 lbs
>boxed, but gave up in my early 20's
>sure, but I have got into fights for all kinds of reasons - mostly stupid.
>been stabbed on two different occasions.
>>690303075
You got bat fu'ed by a mob of black manlets? What are you, a supervillain?
>>690303492
uk?
>>690303344
Such a pussy move, what started the brawl and did he attack you after the ear strike?
>>690303621
yes
>>690299395
21 6'3 187
no
no
i stubbed my fucking toe on shit laying down due to others' neglect
>>690303488
sounds like he was trying to kill you tbh
>>690299395
30 years old.
Been fighting for fun since I was 15 for the local firm. Too lazy to write anything more.
>>690303928
local firm? are you a skinhead or something?
>>690303650
Started over a mate spilling a locals drink and offering to go buy him a refill but sometimes people are just cockheads, luckily for me big dude got tackled by another guy just before he started to give me the old slipper dance
>>690303896
Yeah, he had anger issues and I provoked the fuck out of him during the beginning. Flashy throws, Sitting on a thrown head-and-arm for about two minutes, a double arm-bar. I pushed a bit too far, and he reacted.
Dumbass me participated in wrestling meets like two months after this, and now my ribs pop in and out of place just sitting sometimes.
>>690303831
why do you guys keep getting stabbed?
>>690304268
is your ribcage more sensitive than usual now? If anyone knew of your injury they could use it against you in those wrestling meets
>>690304271
twice in 38 years isn't that often really
>>690304460
Yeah, but I enter a different mindset while sparring from competing, I basically let the adrenaline do its thing and block out the pain while I manhandle my opponents.
>>690299395
25, 6'3, 235, boxing, fuck no bitch can fight her own battle, stabbed in the shoulder
5' 10" 184 lbs, got wasted at a party and beat a line backer down that called my gf at the time a bitch. Still have scars on my hands from his teeth haha
188cm, 92 kg. 23 yrs old.
Chinese kenpo.
Aimed a finger strike in someone's throat.
Bruised trachea.
I don't consider it much. I try to avoid fights
its funny how all the people who post online about fighting are never the ones that lost a fight...
>>690304650
lol that's more than twice as much as most people
>>690305005
Why would you post about getting your ass kicked?
>>690305005
Oh no, I've lost more than I can count, but you just don't stop, dust yourself off, and keep on going.
>>690299395
> 23, 1.8m, 72kg
> Boxing on Amateur Level + Self learned Knife/Sword/Fence fighting trough books
> Yes multiple times, however always only when it was an unfair setting and they got physical already or were just plain drunk
> two guys were holding me tight while a 3rd one started beating me up. I had to hurt myself by throwing myself and the two guys holding me to the ground. When i tried to get out of their grip i partially dislocated my right shoulder, which gives me problems to this day
WTF Messi???
>>690305291
> two guys were holding me tight while a 3rd one started beating me up.
goddamn cowards fam, did you know them?
>>690299395
35, 6'4" 190lbs
Seven Star Praying Mantis and Northern Shaolin Longfist
Yes
Most painful: accidentally kicked in the nuts by sparring partner, his foot hit my cup in a weird way and one of my nuts moved outside the cup. We both fell and I ended up with testes torsion. Second worst pain I've ever experienced, I was lucky to get away without surgery but still have issues with it 18 years later.
>>690305291
What did you do to get yourself in that situation?
>>690305633
Not really, just from seeing them in the city sometime before.
Well i still dont know why they picked the fight - I guess they just had a bad day and I happened to walk in front of them because they attacked me from behind by surprise.
>>690305876
>Seven Star Praying Mantis
are you having a laugh?, go get yourself some kickboxing lessons.
>>690305965
how bad was the damage when they were hitting you?
>>690305938
actually nothing - i didnt even know them. I guess i was just at the wrong place at the wrong time
Learned Tekwondo for about 8yrs
Also have father who was boxer/wrestler
Krav Maga and basic knife fighting
Know how to fight dirty as well
>>690306181
a blue eye, the other one swollen, open lips and multiple black/blue/green spots all over my chest area - however my shoulder was the most painful as i already described. My nose somehow got nothing
18,
185cm
80kg
Boxing
I fought off four guys in their 20's after I saw them kick the shit out of a buddy of mine, they ended up in the emergency room
>>690299395
32, 173, 75
Practiced JKD for 5 years while I was in high school. No training at all since then.
I wrestled a guy to the floor in the subway because he headbutted som other passenger by random.
The most painful thing was his friend kicking me in the back of the head while I held him down.
>>690306475
and bot of my parents were killed by a mugger in Gotham
>>690299395
19 6'6 195lbs
Martial arts : BJJ/Judi/Sambo
Never whiteknighted
Worst technique was just a 450+ lbs guy laying his blobs ass body on me untill I couldn't breathe
>>690306086
>are you having a laugh?
No
>go get yourself some kickboxing lessons
No
>>690301104
>5'8"
>135
>practice on lunching bag and light weight work out
>some shadow boxing
Some guy was abusing a girl at a bus stop, approach him and tell him to back the fuck up. None of the training in the world would get me ready for what I was about to experience
...
Dude was literally a ufc fighter in disguise. Broke a rib sprained 3 fingers and got my ass tossed around like a bitch. Turns out the girl was his gf. I prob should have thoight things thru better. That was the reason learned and I am a better man for that. Took 2 months to recover fully.
Ever since that day I've been motivated to learn real martial arts. Maybe wing chun would be awesome. Also the game
>>690306675
>Worst technique was just a 450+ lbs guy laying his blobs ass body on me untill I couldn't breathe
Hilarious and horrifying
>>690302943
>29, 196 cm, 85 kg
> pro muaythai /kickboxing (K1 rules) fighter, semi pro MMA fighter, purple belt in bjj from GFTEAM, greco roman wrestling silver medalist (asian games)
> never whiteknighted
> i took an elbow to the eyesocket (wasnt painful right away but hurt for weeks after)
>>690306398
did you still fight with the fucked up shoulder?
also those chest strikes sound vicious
>>690306564
would you have wrestled him if you knew his friend was there? also did the kick knock you out?
>>690299395
178cm, 76kg
used to take karate classes as kid, useless shit.
never have and never will i whiteknight (bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks)
Most painful method was probably an icy snow ball to the ballz as a kid. or a kick. or a metal bar. they kinda walk hand in hand
>>690307129
No. Fortunately, they got scared i guess and ran away as soon as I was out of their grip. I dont think I couldve fought 3 guys in the condition I was in.
The whole scenario couldve been way worse if you ask me, they might've even ended up killing me the way that guy was beating me up
>>690299395
age 28
height 187cm
weight ~122kg
Martial arts style: none if you don't count freestyle. I know some boxing and random stuff that I have picked up while street fighting (a very violent place where I grew up), plus my friends have shown me some karate moves and other random stuff over the years. I also lift weights and swim alot to keep myself in shape.
I have white knighted few times when I have seen someone trying to beat a retard or start a fight with my friends outside of a bar. Usually it has led me to situations where there were multiple assholes trying to beat me up so I have become quite good in defending myself against multiple opponents at the same time.
In a real fight the most painful thing done to me must be a kick to the stomach. If it's done right it really makes you want to throw up while you still try to get some air to breath.
I do not fight anymore and I have moved away from the place where all the fights happened. Funny thing is that while fighting I always was afraid of myself and what I could do to my opponents never was I afraid as much what the opponent could do to me.
>>690307711
Good thing you kept your cool and found a way of freeing yourself. And judging by your stats you must be in pretty good shape so I suppose that also helped absorbing the hits
200cm 122kg ... no one ever wanted to fight me. I wightknighted a weakling once when I was younger ... didn't need to fight the bully because he didn't wanted to fight me ... kinda sad.
>>690307871
yeah kicks to the stomach can be devastating if done right, were you down when you were kicked?
>>690307457
I think I would beacause I was expecting the other passengers to help out but they just looked the other way.
He had a pretty bad angle and sneakers on so it took him awhile but then he landed one that made me black out for a second
>>690308102
>but they just looked the other way
fucking sheep
>>690307950
You could be ther hero we deserve
>>690299395
22
5'8.5"
70 kg
Muay thai a long time ago
Fought for a friend when i was 14, before i learned to fight
Got an elbow to the forehead which cut me, but mot painful was a knee that hit me right next to the balls, hurt like the real thing despite groin cup
>>690299395
27 6' 2" 210
MMA
Yes
Dropkick to the chest
>>690307935
Yes, I guess I had some kind of intimidating factor on them, even injured. I've been doing Powerlifting for quite a time so I certainly have somewhat of a physique - In any way, most people know me for being strong in my city. They might've even attacked me for that reason, to boast themselves afterwards
>>690308525
>Dropkick to the chest
is that allowed in mma?
>>690308525
Do you fight professionally?
>>690308646
It was a street fight
>>690308711
No, but I train I like it
>>690299395
>18, 5' 10", 150lbs
>Judo, Karate, Aikido, Muay Thai, and Soccer
>A few times in high school, but probably just because I liked to fight instead of just defending dumb public school sluts. Probably was both,
>And arm bar that resulted in a detached bicep and dislocated shoulder. Happened while training with some new guys at the dojo who didn't know how to do it without hurting the person.
>>690303488
Lol shatter ribs 4 and 5 and break 6, what is a shattered rib and when it is hit, how do you not die?
>>690308646
Legal yes. But considered a dumb move anyway.
>>690308525
Which martial arts do you incorporate, and how much/often?
>>690301811
faggot
>>690301811
Oh man this is some really skillful trolling or just a retard
>>690308896
Noting punctured internally and no break was a compound fracture thankfully. Really, it was just luck.
>>690301811
Dats a gud won xDddd
>>690299395
i have a right hand wich is useless, but i kill with the left one though, literally.i trained martial arts when i was around 17 for about a yeah i know how to throw a punch. i gained some weight recently (i weigh 110 kg) wich gives me even more of an edge. i also know where to hit to do damage.
17
177 cm
55 kg
boxing
recieved a clean punch to the mouth, lost 3 teeth
>>690309396
>i also know where to hit
People that say this typically have never been in a fight and don't know how to fight.
>>690309222
Aikido, and Taekwondo. Probably 3/4 of the time
>>690309557
your hook looks rusty.
>>690309396
>Weight
>gives me even more of an edge
>>>/Judo/
>>690309832
this is why i dont leave my basement
>>690309570
You should take up Muay Thai too. Those three together will give you some of the best kicking, boxing, and counter techniques.
>>690309832
Oh shit nigger
>>690306945
Said injury
>>690309779
no but seriously, i could throw a good one when i weighed 70kg. now that im 110 i can do a better one. i got attacked in Luxembourg by an arab nutjob. he came at me with a broken bottle. i was very lucky that i saw it coming. he went for my neck in a side cutting motion. i dodged it and only gave him one punch to the ribs. he sacked down and later i found out when he apologised that i broke 3 of his ribs. i dont like to fight since all of that shit is unpredictable as hell.
>>690308099
Actually no I was up but fighting few idiots at the same time and I got careless. Everything is kind of blurry when I try to think about it now but In the end I was able to fight them off but it was not easy while tryng not to vomit and trying to get some air to breath. The feeling continued even after the fight and I had to sit down on a nerby bench for a while to catch my breth.
If he is bigger than you:
>he is going to be slower, and tire faster. use this to your advantage
>move around a lot, don't let him get a hold of you otherwise he's gonna take you to the ground and it's over
Reverse if you are bigger than he is. Also:
>whoever hesitates first is going to lose
This is a tricky one. Sometimes a fight doesn't HAVE to happen, and the parties involved are busy trying to figure out if it actually is going to take place. Don't be that guy. Once the situation has escalated to
>k, pretty sure shit is going down
don't hesitate. Follow through on your actions, swing first and keep swinging, don't half ass any of it.
>once it's over, it's over.
Don't be a nigger and kick someone when they are down, especially if the fight is being watched by people, (your friends, his friends). You will risk forever being known as a nigger, or you will get your ass kicked for kicking a guy while he is down.
>>690309698
Lol what
>>690310359
>Be skinny
>Be fighting big guy
>He closes in thinking he's gonna body slam you
>Drop down
>Leg sweep
>???
>Profit
>>690310247
Damn, looks like a clit in there
>>690299395
>20, 6'0, 86 kg
>Jiu Jitsu,Kenjutsu,Karate,Wing Chun, Jeet Kune Do and Self-taught Boxing
>Yeah every time cause i had been taught that protecting others was the right thing to do
>Some fuck boi (actually a great fighter) fucked my shit up with Kenpo
No training, 37, but I love throwing in flurries and using the assholes weight and confusion to swing him around and continue tooling him. Only failed me once when a crack head amigo of his tried smashing me with a bikeframe, we both scoffed and told him to fuck off. Upon reengaging he dropped me with a sweet overhand right, no KO but I conceded, and walked away with a broken jaw.....fucker I HAD HIM!
>>690308593
do you slay a lot of poon in your city?
6'1" 98kg, little fat mostly muscle, tae kwon do and muay thai, just soft sparring never fought in pub brawls or nothing.
Most painfull was when a mate slapped me on the back at the beach.
>>690310727
>Be skinny
>Be fighting big guy
>Leg sweep
>Leg comes to dead stop against big guy leg
>????
>Hospital Debt
>>690311303
Thats savage
>>690311378
>Only have to hit off balance
>Hit behind knee, causing him to collapse
>(Unless on a cat stance) Hit weighted foot off of ground, causing him to collapse
>???
>Profit due to no hospital bills
>>690310727
>Be skinny
>Be fighting big guy
>He closes in thinking he's gonna body slam you
>Drop down
>Leg sweep
>???
>hits a tree trunk of a leg
>either nothing happens, or you get lucky and trip him up and he falls on you.
>>690310892
Being more specific he dislocated my jaw and fractured 3 of my lower left rips.
>>690311839
Hahaha
>>690311773
If he has very slow reflex and is tired and maybe retarded then yeah you can probably take him down. But someone much heavier than you is not gonna go down easily
I think any training mma fighter would beat my ass...
That being said... Here's my stats...
I have studied 13 martial arts...
I have never gotten a black belt but I've beaten the SHIT out of black belts in sparring. (I guess branching out has its advantages)
I'm 5'10" 185 lbs...
Very good technique from what black belts have told me...
HORRIBLE conditioning...
Verdict: If a much larger person wants to fight me but he's never studied martial arts and he has no weapon and is alone... I will DESTROY him...
If a guy the same size as me is okay at martial arts... I'll still destroy him...
Get weapons involved or multiple opponents... I think I could EASILY take two untrained guys of similar size if unarmed... More than that and I got run or use pepper spray or my switchblade...
So... Maybe... I guess... Above average... But obv not invincible...
i was
>130
>5'5
>25
now i'm 121 cripple.
>>690299395
18, 5' 9" 110 lbs
Explosion magic
Nope
Never lost just used magic to explode them
Btw I'm Arch Mage
>>690313103
Weakness: panty theft
>>690311773
I'm the anon you responded to and >>690312476 is right
>>690312752
I like you, so ditch your switchblade and carry an impact weapon.
>>690313045
>now i'm 121 cripple
Due to a fight?
16 5'11
Boxing
Fought to defend my short Cambodian friend.
Fought to help my brother.
Never fought for myself.
Right hook
>>690313650
Lol what like a gun?
I have a gun. Your argument is invalid
>>690308365
no ... I don't want to kill fuckers.
>>690299395
26 years old
181 cm
80 kg
Trained Karate for 11 years
Yes, i once beat up two football hooligans who bullied one metalhead nerd highschool kid on the tram station.
>>690301104
>Bruce Lee
>Jackie Chan
pick one
>>690313808
I like fighting for my friends too
>>690314096
tehnique? punching cominations to the chin
>>690313883
Lol no, like a kubaton, or standard baton
>>690314004
It's cool if you can't fight, but you should learn how to fight, people like you are just as bad as "I know where to hit them" people
>>690301963
I've read that Muay Thai is the best fighting style. Let's say you are in a street fight and the guy is bigger than you. What is the best style to win the fight?
>>690314606
Muay Thai is pretty good. Wrestling is also, if you can evade a attack and throw a person on the ground, it's all yours
who /heem/ here?
>>690314606
>best fighting style
No such thing as the best fighting style. Fighting styles are like diets, what works good for some doesn't work as good for others
>>690314198
The problem with punching combinations (I studies boxing as one of my 13 martial arts) is they leave you open a LOT...
They are great against ANY untrained fighter, but if someone kind of knows what they are doing, they leave a lot of openings.
I would say, keep your strategy, but keep in mind the moment you see someone fade in a way that indicates they know what they are doing...
If they start moving their head... Start guarding your face and watch your legs and body...
If someone started doing that to me, I would fade and back up and start focusing on hard ass leg and groin kicks (I'm a fagggot I know but its effective against boxers)
Just keep in mind boxing is amazing... But some people train specifically against that shit... And some people just have really strong chins...
>>690314198
Throat paralyse
Floating rib to the liver
Drag the left leg
Fist the patella
>>690314606
If you want to win as a smaller guy, Judo or Aikido.
>>690314931
i have a good reach . my height is 182 cm and reach is 197. literally a monkey tier. i keep my hands in front of me jon jones style (lel) and i'm always be careful not to be taken down. but once i punch, it leads with few other punches and that's it. i didn't fight alot tho, maybe 10 times.
>>690315485
and also, i've never got beaten up, i guess it works
>>690315051
Tip fedora and strut
>>690304717
I got stabbed in the back in the trapezius and near the shoulders. Didn't hurt that bad at all.
>>690315955
>being stabbed
where do you live? Dangerous place or you are just a idiot?
>>690304923
That finger strike to the throat seems faggy as fuck but I understand the mentality of it, you weren't looking for a fight and you don't plan on being in one.
19, 6'2" 185lbs. Seven years kickboxing and been training jiu jitsu for a few months.
Never white knighted, though I probably would, given the opportunity.
Most painful? Before I knew how to grapple some fucker nearly bit my nipple off. Besides that, I once got drilled by leg kicks about a hundred fucking times by a more experienced fighter. That sucked.
>>690315485
I feel like such a hamburger human for asking thus but... How tall is that?
I am monkey tier also... Got made fun of a lot growing up...
In regards to takedowns... Have you trained in takedown defense? In my wrestling and jiujutsu training, I have... Its not terribly difficult but was just wondering if you ever practices posting on faggot wrestlers (god I hate grapplers... Why I trained specifically on takedown defense)
Have you felt what its like to have a gaywad wrestler trying to bring you down?
It can be super annoying... Frustrate them enough though and you begin to realize their only tools are on the floor...
Faggots..
>>690315779
Kek
>>690315955
I know someone that got stabbed in the same area and didn't even know he had a fucking knife sticking out of him. He was scrapping with some dude and at some point the dude stuck him. My buddy walked around a party (nighttime, innawoods) for about an hour before someone noticed. Shit was ridiculous
>6 Foot 208lbs
>Run 3 miles daily, lift like a bro.
>Boxed for 10 years
Nigger in an 18 wheeler missed his turn. Cuts across turning lane without putting on his blinker or checking his rear view. He had to slam on his brakes to miss a curb and back up to make the turn. If he didnt brake and made the turn my car would have been a convertible and I'd have no head. Followed him into the parking lot, called him a stupid fucking nigger. He gets out with a bat and calls me white boy. I get closer, nigger this, nigger that. He cocks back to swing, I uppercut him and drop him in one punch. Frankenstein-ed. Ground and pound cause he's a fucking animal that needs to learn from his mistakes. 4 solid shots on the ground, get up kick ribs, felt them brake. #MasterRace. 2 days ago.
>>690305876
Learned that while I was doing volunteer work in Shandong because I didn't have much else to do. After training about 2 hours a day of that for a year I still got the shit beat out of me by a guy half a foot taller than me because I'm a manlet.
>>690306324
>Krav Maga
>Having to say you know how to fight dirty
Krav Maga is a naturally dirty fighting style
>>690299395
27 years old, 6' and 180 lbs.
Boxing for fitness and good times with good people, a bit of judo (canada, green belt) and I play soccer.
no.
haven't been in a fight since I was a highschool kid, but I have been rekt in sparring in a variety of ways. uppercut to the chin is a classic.
>>690316309
>nearly bit my nipple off
Sucks anon
A buddy of mine got some guys front tooth stuck in his knuckle during a bar fight. A few days later he was rushed to the er, he had gotten some kind of bacterial infection from the tooth and nearly died
>>690302796
Roger Huerta weighs 160lbs at best and beat the shit out a monster of a linebacker a few years back. Go watch that video. Get educated, dumbass
>>690316344
google says 5.9 feet. this is me, taken few years ago tho, i worked on this tinny faggot arms now . Yes , i trained with my friend whos wrestling for years, i could say i'm good in it, i didn't train much, just takedown defense.
>>690316420
420blazeitfagit
>>690303488
What kind of faggot were you training with that they got pissy with sparring?
6'1 210
I do jiu jitsu and boxing
been in one fight in my life. I feinted a leg kick low and he dropped his hands, I followed with an overhand right and slept him. Dude was like 6'4 and he dropped like a sack of potatoes. I went inside. he then did donuts with his car in my fucking front yard, treading the shit out of it.
tl;dr
fights are never worth it, win or lose, you always lose.
>>690299395
19 yr old Canadian with a sock mace here. Posted in a thread not too long ago. Held my own against 2 guys.
>>690306324
>fight dirty
>Krav Maga is a naturally dirty fighting style
please answer me this: what the fuck do you pussies think fighting is?
>dirty
>>690316609
>Learned that
Which? Mantis or Longfist?
>I'm a manlet.
Spar with tall guys
>25, 6'3, 195 lbs (14% fat)
>I did wrestling all throughout high school and college
>had to once take on a group of three guys(also largest group I've ever fought) in a "drug deal gone wrong" to protect a "friend" of mine, barely made it out
>in the above fight one of the guys grabbed a chair and another had a knife
>>690316941
I would HATE fighting someone like you.
Some Ryota Mashiba shit going on there.
Still, lanky bros are my bros. Keep kickin ass.
>>690317055
I've seen it happen on many occasions. You can really tell the difference between a spar and a fight when you are watching.
>>690306829
Wing chun is garbage. Learn jiu jitsu or kickboxing
>>690317419
Mantis. I don't practice anymore. I'm not saying I don't consider it to be useful I could hold my own in a fight thanks to it just saying I got my shit kicked
>>690317504
I meant ryo mashiba.
>>690317300
Not that anon but people with less real world fight experience still believe that there's some code of honor or some shit.
To all of you that believe that, go watch black people fighting on youtube.
>>690299395
>can you hold your own in *combat sport
Fighting = you grab the nearest thing and you hit them with it until they stop. then you run.
if the nearest thing is your knee/teeth/knife/stick etc YOU FUCKING USE IT!
TYL fighting.
>>690317429
Did you die?
>>690317538
Lol
>>690316388
Yeah I turned around and talked to the guy who had stabbed me as if he had punched me in the shoulder. Shit could have been alot worse but I looked like a hard ass turning around like it aint nothing
>>690318109
john lennon famously turned around to face the guy whom had just fired blanks at him.
I would get my shit ROCKED in a fight, I have never fought someone in my life and I'm really out of shape
>>690315249
Aikido is complete garbage, stop sucking off Steven Seagal
>>690316096
A guy I thought I was cool with was coked out of his mind and thought I was purposely hitting on chicks he was interested in. He thought it would be ok to stab me
>>690318109
>looked like a hard ass
I'm sure, people always bring up the time my buddy had that knife in his back and about 30 people actually saw the knife so now he has "legend" status lol
>>690318424
never been in or seen a fight, have you anon.
>>690318400
It's never to late to start losing weight and training /b/ro
>>690318400
I've been fighting all my life, am in the best shape of my life and I still get fucked up every time I fight. No one wins in a fight unless you fucking curl up in a ball and give up
>>690318591
>to
or developing the mind, anon.
>>690318424
>Aikido is complete garbage
Lmao
>>690317504
>>690317829
>ywn use hitoman sutairu furika jabs
why even box
>>690299395
23 5'11 182lbs
did 8 years of karate, muay thai and taekwondo from ages 6-14 then stopped
whiteknighted when group of football players were beating a kid for "stealing" a girl so i stood in for him 5v1 and won
most painful thing was getting tazed twice
>>690318547
Says the guy who thinks Aikido will actually teach you to fight.
>>690318746
>or developing the mind, anon
>or
Look i'm all about expanding your mind but no amount of meditation is going to prevent heart disease, clogged arteries, arthritis, etc, and it definitely isn't going to stop jamal and rerun from jacking you up on the streets
>>690318901
>trained karate
>whiteknighted against football fans
same bro
>>690301811
Top kej
>>690299395
>24, 5'8, 145-150, total manlet
>Kick Boxing and submission wrestling
>Have whiteknighted for an at the time girlfriend 'cause some sand niggers were harassing her. Myself and a friend kicked the shit out of them
>Had the side of my palm cut by some dude trying to rob me, dislocated shoulder from being thrown to the ground.
>22. 5'10, 180lbs
>none
>nope
>had a dude swoop in and pinch the tip of my dick for like 10 seconds. That and a titty twister, i fucking hate titty twisters.
>>690299395
24
6"2
260lbs
Nope but woman have had a fight over me;)
No martial art but Box fairly well.
Used an arm bar in a fight at about 18 which fractured his arm in 2 places. Didn't let go till he begged me crying.
Don't really have fights tho, too witty/quick to get into trouble, too big for trouble to find me.
>>690318956
What's it like being that narrow-minded?
I get it, you're on the Internet acting cool, but you don't seriously think you would stand a chance against an aikido practitioner whose experience is similar to yours do you?
lionel messi finally becoming a man
nice to see
>>690319429
I appreciate your honesty.
Why did someone pinch your dick? How? Story?
21 yo
192cm
75kg
Muay Thai & BJJ
>19, 6'0, 140 lbs
>wrestler
>fuck that
>punch?
I'm 6'8ft
Weigh 200kg
Yeah im fat. Not crazy fat though, just a have a gut and moobbies
Have arms bigger than most people legs
First target in a crowd for drunk tough guys.
Worst pain: being punched when wearing glasses.
Hardly feel: being hit in the guts or kicked in the legs
>>690299395
>what's your age, height and weight?
19, 165cm (5'5), 66 kg
>what martial art or any sport do you practice?
did capoeira and traditional jujutsu as a kid but haven't done anything for a while
>have you ever whiteknighted (ie fought to defend a cumdumpster or some other weakling?)
no cumdumpsters, fuck that, but got my friend out of a bind where some faggot wannabe bully was trying to pick on him
>what was the most painful technique/method ever used against you in a fight?
some gypsy cunt stabbed me in the arm
>>690320586
>First target in a crowd for drunk tough guys.
I don't have anything against shorter people but goddammit I wish someone would let short people know that height doesn't make you a badass or a force to be reckoned with. I'm 6'4" and this shit happens to me quite often.
>>690319565
Like an aikido practitioner would ever fight me. Where are the aikido fighters in bellator? Pride? UFC? Where were they in Pancrase? Why is it that you never see aikido being used outside of rehearsed demos? I could take a pure aikido practitioner who's trained twice the years I have and beat the fuck out of him. Because aikido is a garbage style for the gullible.
I find that 90% of the time any cunt tries to be a hero, as long as you stand your ground they normally leave you alone. The other 10% is when they're drunk or high. Thats when I just do the poke and choke. All that needs to be done. Gouge their eyes with fingers, grab neck, swing leg behind their leg, throw to ground. If the dumbshit persists, smash face in the ground or turn them over on their back and play trampoline with their spine. If they're too tall for eye poking, use environment to your advantage. Throwing dirt is a good way to catch them off guard. And before anyone starts about fair fights, kek they don't exist. I can't tell if the person (people, in most cases) wants to hurt me or kill me. Take out some faggots' eyesight or balance and the fucker's at your mercy.
>>690320941
Yeah i stopped going clubbing when i hit 21. I felt it got too dangerous man. I'm 29 and i have a local pub so that's where i go out now. I don't act like an idiot or a tough , and im pretty friendly. But I'm pretty sure i won't survive a stabbing so i dont bother getting into fights
>>690321019
I think that everything you know about aikido comes from movies. Aikido is pretty devastating, try educating yourself a bit.
>why no aikido in mma?
Same answer for why many martial arts aren't represented in mma, the rules. You can't have someone going and breaking all the fighters' bones.
>>690321319
>Pocketsand!
>>690301971
im 1.71m and dont consider myself a mantlet, i have average male height. pretty face and tight body
>>690321319
No offense. But it sounds like you're either really young or never been in a fight.
>> throw dirt
>>690321685
Good luck catching someone's fingers when they're punching you in the face, dumbass
>>690321915
>pretty face and tight body
Sup bby
>>690318901
where did you get tazed?
>>690321998
Yeah, I kind of figured you were an idiot. Fwiw, I hope you never encounter a trained fighter outside the ring.
The problem with "mma" guys is how they're taught. Nobody teaches humility and humbleness anymore.
I'm willing to bet that you'd get your ass beat on the street and then sue your mma teacher
1.80 85 kgs few years kickboxing
3 years mma. Being in like 50 fights in all mi life. 95% of thosr before started training
>>690321685
Funny, they allow armbars and heel hooks and kimuras, and knee bars. Nobody represented aikido in MMA back when there were no rules. That's a classic excuse of a bullshit artist. "Too deadly"
>>690312023
Can we see a picture of him
>>690321019
Bitter segal detected
>>690322396
>bullshit artist
Lol k, go to any aikido school in your area and fight the teacher. Please have a friend record it and upload it here.
Just an FYI, I don't, and have never, studied aikido. The moment you underestimate your opponent is the moment you start to defeat yourself.
>>690322371
I'm willing to bet that you've never taken a punch in your life. It's not lack of humility that's the problem, it's dumb fucks like you that lie to people and get them buying into this bullshit, then they go train this worthless style and get themselves hurt when they think it's actually practical. Give me one instance of someone using aikido in a street fight and not getting his ass beat. Because I can give you plenty of examples of MMA, karate, jiu jitsu, judo, etc fighters using their shit effectively
>>690321965
I tend to avoid them, if I can. Fights are rare for me. If I can make a move where there's no violence involved I'll always pick that one. Last time I got into a fight was a month ago, breaking my 2 year drought. My neighbour got drunk and wanted to take me on.
Personally I hate violence. I hate that I can't go check out certain places in town because some idiot wants to be tough and I could not think of anything more faggy than acting tough in front of friends. Toughness is a facade.
>>690322838
You've never studied but you can say that it's a better style?
Oh yeah, should definitely take you at your word.
>>690322991
>I'm willing to bet that you've never taken a punch in your life.
You'd lose that bet.
>It's not lack of humility that's the problem,
It absolutely is
>it's dumb fucks like you that lie to people and get them buying into this bullshit, then they go train this worthless style and get themselves hurt when they think it's actually practical.
Well, you're as deluded as they get. Implying that I lie to people and trick them into believing false truths - yup, you're an mma guy. You're wearing a tapout shirt right now aren't you?
>Give me one instance of someone using aikido in a street fight and not getting his ass beat. Because I can give you plenty of examples of MMA, karate, jiu jitsu, judo, etc fighters using their shit effectively
You wouldn't believe anything I told you anyhow, the evidence exists, go find it yourself.
>>690299395
> can you hold your own in a fight
i am quite certain i cannot
> 30 years
> 185lbs
> 5' 9"
> never played sports or martial arts
> never defended a girl, have had to pull people off of my homies a couple times though
> i've never been in an acutal fight...just a couple of shoving/shouting/grappling bouts.
i'm a pretty nice guy, i avoid situations where physical confrontations can come up, and i stay at home at night. i'm a drunk, but i'm more of an "i love you" drunk than an "i fuckin hate you" drunk.
>>690323802
>someone using aikido in a street fight and not getting his ass beat
its out there mate...
>>690323695
I never claimed it was better, but if you want to have that conversation we can.
Aikido preserves the body, bjj, muay thai, karate, destroy the body. If you don't believe me, go check out some long term practitioners of the arts I just listed, injuries and issues for days.
>>690322069
in stomach right above belly button
>>690323960
Show me. Because I can sure as shit show you guys from other styles a doing it.
>>690324567
well the burden of proof is actually on you...and where im at its 4am so im not gonna do you the service...but belive me its out there
>>690324419
is it painful? i would assume clothes offer some protection. Who did that?
>>690323960
>its out there mate...
Only because people think that an aikido practitioner would try and do an aikido form during a fight, or make every single move and aikido move. Nobody does that, that's movie shit. It's about selecting the right technique(s) for the situation.
>>690323802
>You wouldn't believe anything I told you anyhow, the evidence exists, go find it yourself
Why do you sound like one of those college kids who realize they've got no facts to support them, so they tell the opposing party to "go google it?"
>>690299395
>19, 5'6, 130
>none
>nope
>never been in a fight
wat do?
>>690299395
23 6'2 boxing Brazilian jujitsu and I know 16 hand to hand combat tricks I once hit some o e in the head with a big stick
>>690324810
>it's on you to provide evidence for my claim
Yeah, you've got nothing, do you?
>20 years old, 6'5", 210 lbs
>Did some boxing for about a year or so
>Only once fought for someone else, had to drop a landwhale that was trying to start shit with my little sister, other than that, I found any excuse I could to get into a fight throughout my school years
>The worst was when I went to fight a couple of black guys at their place, I took a shovel to the knee, and was then sent to the boot camp while I was down
>>690299395
I don't fight outside the ring. It's not worth it and I don't get paid.
I'm a 3x world thai champ. 63-65kg is where I fight
>I am the tomahawk
>>690325367
yeah no my hard drives are not filled with aikido videos...im sorry
mainly because i do krav maga and not aikido
>>690325406
>The worst was when I went to fight a couple of black guys at their place, I took a shovel to the knee
story?
>>690299395
>24, 5'7", 200lb
>a bit of judo, also did wrestling back in high school
>no
>arm bar
I can, but don't really fight outside of sparring. Then forced into a serious fight, I fight extremely dirty. Balls, face/eyes and other soft parts are the primary targets. Biggest lesson about fighting I ever learned is to never throw punches, or hit with a closed fist. You'll break your fist before you break someone's face. It's all about the elbows, knees and finger gouges.
>>690324825
hurts like a bitch and done by some ass at a bar
>>690299395
29, 185 5.11
Have trained muay thai for almost 2 years, train 3-4 times a week.
Never fought for a girl but I did once square up to a bigger dude after he bumped into my girlfriend and tried feeling her up while saying "Oops, sorry". Asked him wtf he thought he was doing. He kind of laughed at first but I kept moving in on him. He said he didn't want to get in trouble with the cops and left. Girl is now my wife.
Haven't really been in any fights other than middle school bullshit but in sparring I've taking a full force round kick to the liver and that was the most agonizing thing I've ever felt.
22, 130, 5'6"
None, unless you count racing
nope, fuck bitches
got my fuckin forehead sliced open by a a knife and had the blood drip in my eyes, shit sucked and was hard to see through the blood. was a draw i guess
>>690325679
that sucks, how quickly did you recover from it?
>>690324983
>Why do you sound like one of those college kids who realize they've got no facts to support them, so they tell the opposing party to "go google it?"
Lol that's not me. You come off as the type of person that just wants to argue no matter what. I could easily post what you're asking for but I think this is going to be an endless back and forth which i'm not really interested in because I know you believe what you choose to believe and are committed to that. That's ok, when you're ready to expand your mind and accept new information you should absolutely do that. Really though, if you are so confident that you're right and that i'm wrong then do what I said earlier. Find a local aikido school, challenge the teacher and have a friend record it and share it here. If you truly believe that aikido is bullshit, then it would be no problem whatsoever against a legit fighter like yourself.
>>690325084
>wat do?
Exactly what you've been doing.
Alcohol lots , then some coke. Me you in the bar your or any where
>>690325528
Krav Maga is a good style, I'll give you that. But that just makes it even more perplexing that you'd defend aikido as a style. At least tell me, have you personally witnessed anything that might indicate that it actually works? I'll take you at your word
I want to fight someone bigger than me and REALLY beat the shit out of them next time I see them at a party, I'm afraid of legal repercussions though
>>690326027
took a fe w hours since this was police level tazer
>>690326254
I like how the beginning of your post explains why the second part of your post looks like that.
>>690326518
do you have abs and a low bf%? If you do you probably felt a lot more pain than a fat person would
>>690326167
No, I'm genuinely asking you to give something to back up that claim. Show me something that proves it and I'll believe you. Because I've never seen anything that shows aikido is anything more than a con
>>690326506
>I'm afraid of legal repercussions though
Then don't bother
>>690302419
fuck off m8
>>690326385
havent personaly seen it, but i know people that rely on it for self defense and were definetly in situations were they had to defend themselves...
I wouldnt know why they would do it if it didnt work honestly
5'11"
175lbs
Capoeira, Tae Kwon Do, and a little boxing
Come at me
>>690326948
If you yourself haven't seen it then I'd have to take it with a grain of salt.
I will concede that if you find a good, traditional gym, and have some other experience, you could maybe use aspects of aikido effectively.
And there is that one video of that nerdy guy knocking out a gangabanger with some funky Kung fu, but idk if that was aikido
>>690299395
24, 5'11, about 170 pounds or so
No martial arts or training, but been backyard boxing and getting into street fights for at least 12 years
Never for a cumdumpster, but my exs ex boyfriend punched her in the eye at a party we were at years ago. I beat the fuck out of him and got arrested, I've also fought for my scrawny friend one time when a guy that could have just about killed him in one hit tried to fight him. I got my ass kicked, but way less than my buddy would have.
Probably getting poked in the eyes (can't believe people actually do this shit) or kicked in the nuts.
I'd say I'm a pretty decent fighter for having no actual training. I tend to stay away from bar fights for that reason. I like to fight, but it's not worth getting arrested for kicking the shit out of some drunk guy. Unless of course they start to swing first.
If I do get into some random fights, the odds are always at least 50/50 depending on how good the other person is. I definitely wouldn't ever try to fight some professional boxer or MMA fighter, but I can definitely hold my own.
>>690299395
>29, 183cm, 105kg
>boxing, muay thai
>no, maybe, i don't remember
>kick in balls
>>690299395
>6ft 1in - 210 lbs
>judo since i was a kid
>Boxing since teenager
>Spent a year in the brazilian army airborne regiment
>always carry a Bowie or brass knuckles and pistol - glock 25
>ive whiteknighted my ex gf from her violent ex
>fractured my ex last boyfriend's jaw (brass knuckles), and broke his arm with a arm bar because he tried to bottle me from behind.
other than that i'm a pretty nice guys that likes dogs and video games
>>690325557
>Be me in 9th grade, have a bit of a reputation for being a good fighter
>Lanky nig also has a similar reputation, although he often had backup
>Lanky nig starts talking shit about how he could kick my ass
>See him on the way to class, pull him aside and call him out on his shit-talking
>None of his buddies in sight, tries anyway, landed two hits on me, I punch him a few times in the ribs, lanky nig starts hunching over
>It's time.jpg
>Grab lanky by the back of the head and start driving my knee into his face, keep going until I'm sure he's out cold.
>Later that week, one of his buddies approaches me, he's average in terms of height and build. He tells me that lanky nig wants a rematch, I ask where to find him, he gives me a time and address
>Show up at the address, Lanky and his buddy are there, as well as a ripped manlet nig
>Lanky makes the first move, I'm able to dodge the first hit and get a clean shot on his face, manlet nig comes swinging, we trade a few hits when average nig swings a shovel, with no time to avoid it, I'm hit in the front of the knee and drop
>Feels like my knee is exploding, and then the shit hits the fan, a fourth friend who had been hiding just in case the three amigos weren't enough emerges from the house.
>GigaNigga.exe
>6'7, built like Zeus, joins the other three as they kick the shit out of me, after about a minute of this they decide I've had enough and tell me to piss off and that they'll find me if I fuck with any one of them a again, they then go inside while I drag myself to my feet and hobble back home.
>>690299395
Downloaded the same pic 3 times op.
>>690328264
lmao cool story bro! !
>>690328354
you got balls dude, good thing you still managed to walk out, you could've died there
>>690328264
oh beside the bottle shiet.. i once got kicked in my kidneys by this nigger when i was a boy that i pissed blood for 4 days
>>690326741
im avergae, work out a little but no abs and some fat
>>690299395
>5'7'' 150lbs
>Muay Thai
>Never whiteknighted. Fought and sparred for fun mostly
>Most painful blow was a guy who happened to be a state champ in TKD landed a back kick into my gut.
I'm a short beefy fucker who's generally very calm and good natured. Pretty much all fighting Ive done was for fun or practice.
the last real fight I was in left a bad taste in my mouth because the other guy was a friend of a friend who got all bitchy about it and made things really awkward by cringe worthy shit talking on facebook.
>>690327781
>If you yourself haven't seen it then I'd have to take it with a grain of salt.
and you have all right to do so
>you could maybe use aspects of aikido effectively.
yes definetly, aspects, thats the point, if you do karate and do every thchnique 100% faithfully and with perfect, tradtional execution...youd get your ass kicked
Aspects of it are definetly usable
(a bit of a false equvalence, but i think the point stands...)
>>690328803
i wasnt cool at the time bro.. i lost the hearing in my left ear for a while because of the blow and got a molar snapped in half
