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>>690298929
>overwatch is tons of fun come play it with me
I'm too poor and laggy. I won't have good internet til some time next year.
I might play it if I ever end up going to net cafes again
> I have really thin hair as it is so when I have split ends they show really badly and my hair gets so weak and light adn dry
Mine is the opposite. Stronger than titanium, but if I go more than a day without washing it it gets so incredibly greasy.
>What's good with you my bb?
Can't remember how much I've told you, so here's everything in cliff notes.
Wife got pregnant. Moved to bigger house. Second daughter was born. Went back to school to do accounting. Just finished first year.
>>690299320
No fireflies where I live
>>690299078
Well thats no good.
>>690298790
Having a laugh at the foreigner, is that it?
Oh, who am I kidding. You're right. Like a NEET like me knows anything about the thing you do to get money.
>>690298903
Who flirts? I don't flirt.
>>690299528
yknow if you quit sticking your dick in things you wouldn't have to pay for the existence of as many bodies. Also stop being poor.
Why accounting?
>>690299243
what is this gay op image
>>690299320
body clock
also doesnt help i lurk these breads until stupid oclock in the morning
>>690298929
d u c k b o i
>>690299579
Do you even know how luv?
AUGH I BIT MY TONGIUE I AM IN S MUCH PAIN SOMEONE HELP ME PLEASE
>>690299054
He used to openly state how little he cared for everyone except for his little gated community of a friend circle pretty much every time he would stop by. That's what I think is dickish.
>>690299731
>yknow if you quit sticking your dick in things you wouldn't have to pay for the existence of as many bodies.
We fucked up
Wife had to go off the pill for a while, and we were so used to not using condoms that we forgot a few times.
>Why accounting?
I like numbers and figures.
>>690299828
THERE IS NO HELP
ONLY SUFFERING
>>690299885
oh so basically like you?
>>690299779
That's to fool people, duh.
>>690299820
How to which thing?
>>690299779
I can't wait to see you in the morning in the workforce.
You should fix it while it's easy.
>>690299828
Stop talking and suck some ice. then my cock.
>>690299579
I've seen it, I'm sure I have some evidence somewhere
eisen does the "all the good people are now gone" version of it
>>690299924
That's actually pretty funny. Get rekt.
>>690300017
I've had enough cock today already, thanks.
>>690300007
Can the Raccoon flirt without stealing their things?
>>690300188
Oh, go bite your tongue again
>>690300033
I bet you don't.
>>690300211
I've never head complaints.
Do I believe the threads are far less entertaining than they used to be? Of course.
I don't believe there's no one good left though.
>>690299885
To me that just seems reasonable.
>>690300211
No, and that bee was definitely female
>>690300410
my mouth tastes like blood
>>690300507
How so?
>>690300445
>>690300445
You're right I actually don't. Damn
>>690300007
what about people looking for the thread
wait i take that back, this is all just unrelenting avatarfagging anyway
>>690300017
oh boy i simply cannot wait to pump myself full of caffeine to be able to operate
>>690300188
Slut. this is why you bite your tounge, you lost your mouth motor control.
>>690300445
So you're just a sneaky coon then.
>>690300509
You killed a whole colony then. Frank of America commits genocide. Just like the rest of the 'mericans
>>690300530
You might get the AIDS.
>>690300870
>>690300919
2 sneaky, no proof left behind.
>>690300897
Why would I want retards who don't know how to use e621?
>>690300856
Seems to me he's just being honest. Though I suppose honesty and being a dick tend to have a correlation.
>>690301174
Many times I felt like he would go out of his way to broadcast it.
>>690300897
Yeap, then you will get cash and blow it on useless shit a die alone like the rest of us. Enjoy your life.
>>690301363
*shrug*
Suppose it's all in the way one decides to receive information.
>>690300530
Spit it into the eyes of your enemies
>>690301565
Kinda like that one lizard the name of which I don't remember does?
>>690300919
Drones are female, she shouldn't have entered my territory
>>690301714
Thorny Devil off the top of my head
>>690301123
i dont know maybe they like circlejerking too
>>690301497
t-thanks
Remember, its not gay as long as nothing goes in your butthole.
>>690301889
Bugger sure looks thorny.
Uh oh, I might be gay then.
>>690301937
No, Soupy, the answer is I wouldn't want them.
Now quick question: George Lucas? From one to ten?
>>690302124
Ewwwwwwww
>>690302017
Didn't we settle this last night with your failed quads?
>>690301937
hey maybe you'll not end up like that.
you could end up in jail. who knows.
>>690302248
Sorry to disappoint.
>>690302378
I have to remind myself every day im not gay so I dont feel guilty about liking men.
>>690302451
Not everyone can be so nohomo as me
>>690302213
well he created some of the movies i love most
then again he also butchered them later
eh 4/10
>>690302378
spectacular! i feel so much better now
>>690302684
So you didn't answer my first question. What kinda person stays inside tonight?
>>690302586
>>690302684
You could also end up getting raped, murdered, parts of you eaten and parts of you saved as a trophy.
Like Jeffery Dalmer's victims.
>>690302991
Yeah, drink dat SunnyD, boi.
>>690302845
someone who's friends are all in the middle of exam revision
>>690303094
how uplifting
>>690303731
How many friends would go to your funeral?
>>690303731
Dont let some weirdo eat your genitals and store your head in a freezer now.
>>690303731
You can avoid by ruling your fate and coming to the service of America
>>690303714
Hey big chicken.
>>690303932
Or drill a hole in your skull and squirt battery acid in your brain to make you a sex zombie
>>690304122
Hey big 'un
>>690304139
Or submerge your dismembered torso in a 50 gallon drum filled with corrosive acid to easily flush the remains/sludge down the toilet.
>>690304510
Exactly.
>>690303907
i'd like to think about 30, realistically about 10-15
but i'm not dying anytime soon, honey
>>690303932
i sure hope not
>>690304023
i dont think the us military accepts applicants without a citizenship
>>690304779
>>but i'm not dying anytime soon, honey
send help
>>690304779
And the age you lost your virginity is...?
>>690304671
Hot, huh?
>>690303987
Do you have any more porkchops that need liberating?
>>690304122
How much did you unpack today
>>690304779
Non-citizens can enlist as long as they are a permanent legal resident
>>690304888
No one can help you now
>>690304779
>i dont think the us military accepts applicants without a citizenship
http://www.goarmy.com/benefits/additional-incentives/mavni.html
As long as you fight for freedom, it won't matter.
>>690305104
none and it's 9:35am
>>690304888
power rangers on the way
>>690304957
i'd need a time machine to answer that question
>>690305104
which i am not
>>690305029
101F today
>>690305104
probably
>>690305446
word
>>690305620
How so?
>>690305641
sentence
>>690305721
heh, this guy...
>>690305641
Ugh I know. I hate summer.
>>690305950
I know, comedic genius right here
>>690305957
And I can't do anything about it
>>690306073
What's up bud?
>>690305696
because i havent lost it yet
>>690306321
trying to work up the courage to start studying
>>690306410
Huh. A wise man once said getting action wasn't about being a player, but about being social, so I just figured...
>>690306321
I have AC, its great. I am not a hot weather person.
hot weather blows dicks
>>690306410
Not even hot weather will blow my dick.
>>690306410
Nibi is after you now.
>>690306633
Nibi look>>690306410 some one that fits your stupid high standards.
>>690306489
In a bit
>>690306633
Me too but my apartment just has hot spots. I hate this place.
>>690306718
Hot and humid. Hey there
sometimes if it's humid enough it can feel like you're getting your dick blown.
>>690306982
the worst combination
>>690306982
but I don't want to
>>690306583
i mean it's totally true, just the fact i'm just a big autismo with women, and though i get called a beta for this all the time i don't particularly like the idea of hooking up in some strangers bed at a house party while drunk as shit
>>690306759
im 18, god i hope i dont make the 20
>>690306962
lawd have mercy
>>690306962
I doubt it
Even if they are always thousands of miles away.
>>690306982
Ill tell you the useless advice people give me.
Move.
>>690307221
Are men on the table?
mmmm
>>690307221
Im 23 and still cant get anyone to touch me.
Prepare for the worst.
>>690307097
Hot, humid, broke arm... just kill me
>>690307195
I never want to either
>>690307394
I'm actually working on that believe it or not!
>>690307496
can I borrow that?
looks tasty
>>690307496
dont kill urself
think of all the things you have to live for
>>690307626
it's horrible
actually no there is nothing
do it faggot
>>690307701
this
>>690307496
or this
>
>>690307221
Don't end up like Nibi, hire a woman / man and get it done with. if you hit 21
>>690307394
Still they are out there, go get one.
>>690307701
Yeah like Nibi.
>off
If getting your dick blown feel like humidity what the hell is the fuss about.
oh looks freklz is posting piglet now too
>>690307417
i really dont know tbh, i'm really quite confused all in all
only thing i know for certain is that i still like girls
and gfur
>>690307575
why do you think that is friendo
>>690307856
no thats nef filthy idiot
>>690307842
because the succ
>>690305524
Is Inaros warframe any fun?
>>690305641
101F. Florida or hell?
>>690306718
Yes it does
ass clappin dick suckin lock the door to the back room quick fuckin
>>690307906
BUT THE NAME IS DAWN
>>690307626
Moving far?
>>690307807
No, you are lying to me again.
>>690307978
moron with a terrible avatar
>>690307719
It'll be over before you know it.
>>690307942
SoCal of all places
>>690307856
>>690307906
>>690307978
>piglet
ITS A FUCKING KOBOLD YOU FUCKING FUCKS
>>690307891
I guess im just too ugly.
>>690307930
The WHAT?
whatever
>>690308028
that's a lie
>>690307942
Yes, it's a good solo frame. Are you thinking of buying it?
eisen recommend me an album
anything
>>690308137
Izzle my nizzle came to the thread and saw freklz with the dawn name, and was like "wtf m8" cause she used to be dawn
freklz, being the pussy bitch he is, surrendered the name immediately.
Now I am the Dawn
Camera Obscura - Underachievers Please Try Harder
>>690308393
what
>>690307891
Sir, I'm gonna have to file you for suspicious activity and thought crimes. Is what I'm reading on this report correct-- you've fantasized with having stuff up your bum?
thankya
i hear that if you enjoy Alvvays you will enjoy this band
thankee-sai
>>690308541
Izzy, aka Luna, aka Original Dawn came to thread earlier.
She saw freklz using the name Dawn and was like "wut". freklz went maximum spaghetti and dropped the Dawn name.
Since she doesn't use it, and he's abandoned it, I have stolen it.
>>690307996
Nah, just a different place. closer to work
>>690308153
I know...
>>690308656
i guess so
>>690308853
I don't think you can make this better
>>690308028
Never been to socal, I can say my 2 days in norcal weren't that great
>>690308297
Yea since baro is relay I can buy the quest
>>690308788
right up my alley
>>690308848
oh
ha
>>690308853
Neat
>>690308958
Look alive, pal. No halfheartedness with me.
>>690309089
Gee well uh
i mean
okay
tf is this thread, another fur thread?
>>690308991
Probably not. Sorry
>>690309076
California? Not that great.
>>690309119
Yeah, soon I hope.
>>690309163
did i say something weird
>>690309307
I assumed you were making a request
>>690309265
you tried
I need a cold shower. I'll be back
>>690309133
yes sir yes sir three bags full sir
uwuuuuuuu~
>>690309353
i did, i requested an album and you supplied
since i enjoy alvvays then this band should be right up my alley per description
>>690309581
that's a cute goat
>>690309624
i was making a shitty joke about you wanting me up your alley
stop making me feel stupid
>>690309497
Good, now submit your ears for mandatory petting.
>>690309684
OH
NICE FUCKING JOKE DORK
and you did that all on your own
>>690309662
yes
>>690309951
I tried okay
hey /b/ bros, new to the chan
rate me, thx lol
>>690309938
aw yes
>>690310141
try harder next time
but that reminds me, i have to tell you something
>>690310311
Spill it
>>690310394
i think you'll understand.
>>690310491
Okay
>>690310210
It includes presenting your belly for further rubbing examination, of course.
>>690310552
When I say that something?
I WANNA HOLD YOUR HAAAAAAAAAAAND
ayyyy
You motherfucker
You even made me log into Skype
>>690310576
this just gets better and better
>>690310956
What am I feeling here, though? How big of a belly are we talking about?
>>690311240
i'm not fat if thats what you're asking
>>690310771
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Wah oh
Oh. Wah oh
>>690311657
Good, good. Good boy.
>>690311761
Stop it
>>690311927
shoo be doo wa
>>690312450
zibibizitwrbbusiusntibootitutiboo
>>690312604
Fuck you're good
>>690312669
People say the same to me in rather different situations
>>690312867
Like during put-put golf?
>>690312973
More like put-put-it-in-my-ass-oh-fuck-yeah exercises
>>690313324
>>690311963
stop it, you
anyway im off to bed faglords, add me on steam if u want to or dont if u dont want to etc etc http://steamcommunity.com/id/givemethefuckingsoupniga/
good night
>>690313968
sleep well
