Waifu claiming thread. >Claim your Waifu/Husbando >No
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Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Nakano Azusa claimed.
F O
>>690289017
A good thread!
Filthy early bake.
You posted the right rules atleast.
Claiming Mickey Mouse on helium.
>early bake
why tho
Dio-sama...
>>690289098
Not the worst kind of early bake.
>inb4 people lose their shit because 1 pic early bake
>>690289017
rolling for every waifu
and rei
>>690289698
My bad! I got excited.
>>690289695
If it weren't for the starting alien porn, it would be perfect.
>>690289755
>Mickey Mouse on helium
You watched it dubbed didn't you
>Mugi
>>690289799
People actually care?
>>690289303
>He has 1700 pictures! Can you imagine that!?
Lol
>>690289548
Brexit? What's that?
Oh, also how's it going with your love?
>>690289698
>>690289768
Wasn't that bad it was only one picture early
>>690289867
Remember! Post at 150!
Solve captcha early if you want to do it before everyone else. Most people are generally not dicks though
![Syndra [194].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [194].jpg")
>>690289303
1,700 that's true dedication to your waifu!
I want to be like that, but with Aya.
I've never been much of a gamer, I'm just too busy.
rolling for every claimer to crossdress and post a pic of cute butt
>>690290001
>Post at 150!
No, you post at 151.
Let's have a poll:
If you could have one wish, what would it be?
>inb4 magical girl
I'd wish to become a magical girl.
>>690289932
Sachii and Kyouko do
I think Karen just jokes about it though
>>690290143
to get mad pussy tbh
>>690290064
I already crossdress.
Best type moon claimed
>>690290143
I would wish to be the little girl, or teleportation powers.
>>690289967
Brexit is the UK's EU referendum to leave. She moved away
>>690290261
If you want mad pussy just wish for a Lamborghini. You get pussy AND a cool car. win win
>>690290261
>to get mad pussy tbh
I know it's wishes and all, but that might be too far.
>>690290143
To be DIO, it gives vampirism AND mad pussy, two birds with one stone.
>>690290143
To be rich as fuck to be honest.
Plain as fuck but it works.
>>690290296
Do tell me more.
>>690290143
A cute loyal submissive femboi eager to breed daily
>>690290296
pics or didn't happen
>>690290047
Yeah, same. I haven't finished collecting from /c/
Sadly our anime isn't as popular as some of the rest, including the shipgirls and stuff so there isn't as much art out there, but I think there's enough for at least 3000 pictures.
Gotta get there!
>>690290143
death
>>690290261
nah dude I'm uber mad
entering ban code right now faggot
I only hate it when it's like 5 or 6 images too early. Then people would keep one-upping each other until the next bake starts at one image lmao
>>690290137
nice meme
>>690290296
So...Picture of cute butt?
Hey everyone.
>>690290296
you fucked up now
>>690290001
>1 off
>>690290143
All the other answers made me laugh
I wish for love
in the form of made pussy
>>690290467
I like the idea of being rich. It's why, if my plans to become a doctor fail, I'm going into business.
I like cross dressing. It's fun. Being 5'7 and 125 pounds has it's upsides.
>>690290001
it was actually made 16 images early though desu
>>690290143
Infinite harddrive spaces, I fucking HATE running out of shit from all these downloads
>>690290774
mad*
>>690290526
You described me tbh
>claim
I'm back
>>690290780
I technically crossdress.. don't wear dresses tho.. I'm so skinny I need female jeans casue fuck buying 12 yr old jeans
>>690290380
Oooh, so you want to get out of EU too.
>>690290064
>Implying we have cute butts
>>690290654
Heya you little shit! How are you doing?
>>690290143
To become a girl
>>690290853
dats pretty gay
>>690290780
>I like cross dressing
red flag tbh
>>690290853
Don't mess with me boi I'm being realistic here
Kiss shot acerola orion heart under blade claimed
No pics. I have a girlfriend. She probably wouldn't like it too much.
Sorry!
My Waifu is a real woman. (sorta) She has proven she can kick your waifus ass and their husbands. XD
>>690290780
Sounds good.
>>690290853
Nice.
>>690291016
Great taste
>>690290997
Hm?
>>690290784
>>690291023
>>690289834
this thread ain't big enough for the 2 of us
>>690291023
you can be my girlfriend
>>690290988
Rude. I'm alright.
>>690291396
what do you mean ?
>>690291278
Kitty!
MeeeOWWWW
>>690290395
Didnt really think that one through too much
>>690290418
Yeah I think I'm dreaming for too much honestly
>>690290608
I understand getting pissed at someone making a new bread 5 - 6 images early
But someone making a new bread 1 - 2 images early is nothing to get triggered about
>>690291563
Ako always and forever , the best waifu , perfect waifu for me.
>>690291643
Pretty sure nobody's actually getting triggered you autist
I'm going into my final form to fuck you up
>DINOSAUR ACTIVATE
>>690291806
>final form
>dinosaur
>tfw
>>690291560
the pics were similar, its a meme :)
>>690291806
DON'T YOU MEAN
>SCARY MONSTER
?
That's a jojoke
Well, as long as we're claiming Jojo's...
Claimed
Isn't she a beauty?
>>690291437
>Rude
I'm rude to everyone.
>I'm alright
That's alright I suppose. How was today?
>>690291806
>No ones getting triggered
I'm the walking triggering you shit, I get triggered by everything that's not 100% agreeing with my point of views!
>>690290916
welcome back 90 cent megumeme
>>690291240
it was made 20 minutes ago when the image limit was at 134 but wasn't posted until image limit was at 149 if that makes sense desu
>>690292147
no shes trash
>>690292049
ah ok
>>690292147
peaches sure is
>>690292128
How come no one is claiming Speedwagon? Or at least any characters outside of Part 3
Loli Hentai claimed
>>690289017
Minumin claimed
>>690291937
>nigga doesn't even know about the genki desu
>>690292076
explain memay, taichou
>>690292209
>Undertale fan
>I get triggered by everything that's not 100% agreeing with my point of views!
I expected nothing less :')
>>690292260
Anon knows what's up.
>>690290988
I've wanted to leave since day one
>>690292212
Thanks for noticing me, maid person
>>690292261
>sigh
here we go again
>unzips pants
>>690292375
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I am the personification of hate and greed and I've been involved in numerous genocide runs on the underworld and I have erased the world over 300 times. I am trained in SAVEing and I'm the most DETERMINED being in the entire Underworld. You are nothing to me but just some more EXP. I will ERASE you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never seen before in the Underworld, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am threatening Alphys and she is tracking your IP right now, so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your SOUL. You're fucking ERASED, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my old knife. Not only am I extensively DETERMINED and able to come back to life after being killed, but I also have the ability to ERASE the fucking world and if I feel like it, I will use it to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known that you were never the one in control, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn IDIOT, I will stab you over and over until you are nothing but dust. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
>>690292456
Really? Why if I may ask?
>>690292147
>Isn't she a beauty?
AHAHA FUCK OUTTA HERE GAY ASS NIGGA AINT CLAIMIN NO WAY FU SHIEEEEEEEEEEET
>>690292368
Some ugly horseman Dio called Diego has a stand, at least my guess is that its a stand, that lets him transform into a raptor with the name DIO written all over its body for some reason, the stand's name is "scary monster"
>>690292212
Wow Sachii you fucking rekt me there
Good thing your fucking sjw half assed loli shit waifu is way better than Akiko or I could have made some kind of comeback
>>690292259
At least Tomoko knows whats good
>>690292651
And then there's this filthy heretic
>>690292583
I haven't been liking the way the EU has handled itself with the migrant crisis and I absolutely hate the thought of Turkey joining us
>>690292719
Conclusion; JJBA is fucking weird and stupid.
...also, claiming Josuke.
>>690292865
Peaches
>>690290143
To fuck this loli
>>690291806
Autism
>>690292147
Yep
>>690292583
Here's more
>>690292865
>sjw half assed loli shit waifu
THIS NIGGA IS ON FIRE RIGHT NOW
Drawfags are not coming anymore.
/waifu/ BTFO.
>>690292952
>fucking weird
Shouldn't you say that its "Bizarre"?
>>690292212
I didn't know about this
thanks for the info, pinko
Looks like the ayaya left though.
Azusa gonna need to be whipped
>>690292209
oops
tumblr pls
>>690292865
I can't I'm sorry his expression is just so fucking good it's so perfect
>>690292719
thanks for the explanation Taichou
>>690293146
>>690292918
Ah, I see. I'm not to keen on it either.
I wish they'd actually follow their own laws but for some reason laws don't apply to refugees.
>>690293076
Hold on mate, I'm not done with the first one yet.
>>690293324
>tumblr pls
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I am the personification of hate and greed and I've been involved in numerous genocide runs on the underworld and I have erased the world over 300 times. I am trained in SAVEing and I'm the most DETERMINED being in the entire Underworld. You are nothing to me but just some more EXP. I will ERASE you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never seen before in the Underworld, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am threatening Alphys and she is tracking your IP right now, so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your SOUL. You're fucking ERASED, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my old knife. Not only am I extensively DETERMINED and able to come back to life after being killed, but I also have the ability to ERASE the fucking world and if I feel like it, I will use it to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known that you were never the one in control, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn IDIOT, I will stab you over and over until you are nothing but dust. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
>>690293314
Bad pun
>>690292583
Wot the fok did ye just say 2 me m8? i dropped out of newcastle primary skool im the sickest bloke ull ever meet & ive nicked ova 300 chocolate globbernaughts frum tha corner shop. im trained in street fitin' & im the strongest foker in tha entire newcastle gym. yer nothin to me but a cheeky lil bellend w/ a fit mum & fakebling. ill waste u and smash a fokin bottle oer yer head bruv, i swer 2 christ. ya think u can fokin run ya gabber at me whilst sittin on yer arse behind a lil screen? think again wanka. im callin me homeboys rite now preparin for a proper scrap. A roomble thatll make ur nan sore jus hearin about it. yer a waste bruv. me crew be all over tha place & ill beat ya to a proper fokin pulp with me fists wanka. if i aint satisfied w/ that ill borrow me m8s cricket paddle & see if that gets u the fok out o' newcastle ya daft kunt. if ye had seen this bloody fokin mess commin ye might a' kept ya gabber from runnin. but it seems yea stupid lil twat, innit? ima ****e fury & ull drown in it m8. ur ina proper mess k
>>690293497
Stop posting that pasta you filthy newfag.
Holy shit.
The only one replying to you are newfags or shitposters.
>>690293497
>>690293523
Que chingados acabas de decir de mi perra pendeja? Dejame hacerte saber que me gradué numero uno en mi clase de GAFEs y he estado en varios ataques a Los Zetas y tengo mas de 300 muertes confirmadas. Estoy entrenado en combate gorilla y soy top esnaiper en toda la fuerza armada de México. No eres nada para mi mas que un blanco más. Te borraré con una precision la cual nunca antes se ha visto en la Tierra. Acuerdate de mis pinches palabras. Crees que puedes decirme esas chingaderas por internet? Piensa otra vez puñetaz. Mientras hablamos estoy contactandome a mi red secreta de halcónes a través de México y tu dirección esta siendo investigada asi que mas te vale que te prepares para la tormenta joto, la tormenta que borrará la patética cosa que llamas tu vida. Estas muerto pinche huerco. Puedo estar donde sea, cuando sea y puedo matarte en mas de setecientas formas y eso es solo con mis manos. No solamente estoy extensivamente entrenado en combate desarmado pero tengo acceso al arsenal entero de la SEDENA y la usaré en toda su extensión para borrar tu miserable culo de la cara del continente, pequeña cagada. Si tan solo supiera la maldita retribución que tu "astuto" comentario te traería talvez hubieras sostenido tu pinche lengua. Pero no pudiste, no lo hiciste, y ahora vas a pagar el maldito precio, puto idiota. Cagaré furia encima de tí y te ahogarás en ella. Estas bien pinche muerto, huerco jodido.
>>690292865
>sjw half assed loli shit waifu
but she isn't :(
>>690290143
To be with Akiko
>>690292918
Yeah, no way those shitroaches are getting in. Everyone hates them, including other turks
>>690293017
Hello Yuuko
My internet is slower than Karen's at the moment
What keeps you busy tonight?
>>690293076
You get a gold star
>>690293093
Don't take the waifu's name in vain nigga
>>690293324
He is pretty smug overall. I love the guy
Hey did you get a full list of people who need a gyate gyate? I got a screenshot of the first few but there's probably a ton I missed
>>690292209
Except you're not rude to everyone, it's really just an act that you go along with since everyone assumes you're a twat since you post an Undertale character. But you're actually nice. Anyway my day was pretty shit actually, filled with privileged first world white people problems. Jamba Juice fucked up my order, and I've done nothing but complain about California's asinine gun laws and exorbitant rent prices, and am currently trying to find a cheaper apartment to move to once my lease at this one expires. Also thinking about moving to Colorado once I graduate from college. What about you?
>>690293523
>From corner shop
Oh. I actually know one "I love corner foodstore" shop. Was on Malta. Best shop I've ever seen. I loved it.
>>690293896
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I am the personification of hate and greed and I've been involved in numerous genocide runs on the underworld and I have erased the world over 300 times. I am trained in SAVEing and I'm the most DETERMINED being in the entire Underworld. You are nothing to me but just some more EXP. I will ERASE you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never seen before in the Underworld, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am threatening Alphys and she is tracking your IP right now, so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your SOUL. You're fucking ERASED, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my old knife. Not only am I extensively DETERMINED and able to come back to life after being killed, but I also have the ability to ERASE the fucking world and if I feel like it, I will use it to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known that you were never the one in control, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn IDIOT, I will stab you over and over until you are nothing but dust. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
>>690293899
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>>690294001
sent on discord
>>690294108
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>>690293899
Bueno, por lo que esperan que crea que eran lo mejor que su generación de sellos de la marina tenía que ofrecer? Dudo mucho que. Si usted fuera tan bueno como usted dice que eras, no creo por un segundo que usted estaría mirando 4chan. Esto es sobre todo un lugar para neckbeards de desempleo que aún viven con sus padres, y los niños de la escuela secundaria nerd que no tienen amigos. Realmente no es el lugar para asesinos altamente entrenados para estar colgando hacia fuera en su tiempo libre. Incluso si lo fuera, algo mucho peor que un ser trol significa que probablemente habría establecido que fuera hace mucho tiempo. ¿Qué pasa con la gran cantidad de pornografía sangre derramada y el niño que consigue publicado aquí sobre una base regular? ¿No es algo que merece una persona que está siendo perseguido y obligado a lamentar sus acciones? Sí, eres simplemente no es el tipo de 4chan. Claro, hay una amplia variedad de personas que navegan aquí, pero están lejos de ser el núcleo demográfico si usted es quien dice ser (que no es el caso). Incluso si fuera verdad que eres un soldado de gran talento, creo que toda la disciplina militar, se les impide conseguir lo suficientemente loco como para matar a un idiota al azar en Internet. También dudo que incluso los mejores SEAL tienen una "red secreta de espías en los EE.UU.". ¿Por qué toda la red más expanisive Gran Hermano en el mundo estar dispuesto a ayudar a un paciente con problemas TEPT-caza a un chico al azar en el Internet? Eso no tiene sentido. Si vas a tratar de asustar a alguien, que sea más creíble que "IM Un súper soldado HURR DURR". Es posible que asustar a un niño de trece años de edad, que no sabe nada mejor, pero al mosto de nosotros que sólo tiene que buscar como un niño con un problema de ira y una imaginación muy activa. Espero que las cosas serán más fáciles para usted cuando más de su pubertad. Buena suerte con eso ... Kiddo
>>690294001
I'm am cycling through anime and occasionally talking to anons like yourself to keep me occupied.
yuyushiki seems slightly too random for me.
You doing good?
>>690294272
DID YOU REALLY JUST SAY THAT SHIT? HOLD UP, HOLD THE FUCK UP YOU LITTLE RUNT... REWIND THIS SHIT? YOU REALLY JUST POST THAT TO ME, FUCKER? YOU REALLY THINK YOU CAN GET ME ON MY BLINDSIDE WITH THIS PIECE OF SHIT YOU CALL A POST? HUH?
DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? DO YOU KNOW WHAT I CAN DO? ARE YOU AWARE OF MY FUCKING SKILL SET PUNK!?
I WAS IN THE GREEN BERETS. YOU HEARD OF THEM? OF COURSE YOU HAVE, YOU HAVE HEARD BUT NEVER SEEN EM BECAUSE THOSE WHO SEE US NEVER SEE AGAIN, COMPRENDE CUNT.
YOU KNOW ABOUT MY ABS? DO YOU FUCK THESE BABIES WASH BOARDS THEY SO CASH, SO MONEY I NAMED EM THE NATIONAL MINT.
YOU WANNA GO BROLIO? FROM THAT WEAK ASS POST IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU WANNA GO. NAME A TIME AND PLACE AND I WILL WRECK YOUR SHIT. AS THESE LITTLE FAGS LIKE YOU SAY “HURR REKT”. PISS STAIN JABRONI.
YOU WANNA TEST OUT MY NASTY ASS PECKS? MY WICKED WHACKED OUT BICEPS? MY OVER THE TOP MENDULA OBLINGATA? BECAUSE IF I WAS YOU I WOULDN'T, IF I WAS YOU I'D BE ON MY KNEES CRYING. PRAYING TO BUDDAH I DON’T STOP YOUR LILY ASS, BUT ITS TOO LATE NOW. YOU'VE UNLEASHED THE DRAGON, FUCKING BRUCEE LEE IN THE HIZZHOUSE, GET READY FOR THE COUP DE GRAZ. THATS FUCKING FRENCH FOR "FUCK YOU UP", IM CULTURED... THEY CALL ME YAKULT IM SO CULTURED, GETTING ALL YOGHURT UP IN YO FACE.
SWAG? SHIT I INVENTED IT, I AM BAGS OF SWAGS YOU NEW FAGS.
SO NEXT TIME THINK YOU CAN SPOUT SHIT IN MY DIGS, REMEMBER I WILL RIP YOUR PONCEY FUCKING FACE OFF.
>MFW THIS SHIT JUST GOT REAL
>>690294374
>yuyushiki seems slightly too random for me.
Can't be more random than Nichijou
>mfw this thread
>>690294375
God fucking dammit, I went about a month without seeing this meme and assumed it was finally fucking over, but I guess not. You just HAD to post it once again, didn't you? You felt SO fucking inclined to bring this cancerous piece of shit back to the face of this board, like it was your God given duty or some shit. This meme isn't even funny, m8, like seriously. It's fucking annoying, just like you. Every time I see this shit, I want to strangle the guy responsible for posting it, and that guy just happens to be you. So congratulations, you are officially a fag. I swear to God if I ever see this meme again I'm gonna bang my head against a wall. It's the most assinine thing on the planet, it's not entertaining, it's not funny, it doesn't even make any fucking sense. It's just a waste of space. This post could've gone to something that could actually have contributed to the planet, or even just this board, but no. Instead, it has to go to this fucking meme.
Please, just go outside or something. Find something better to do with your life than posting shitty memes that aren't even funny on a fucking image board for Chinese cartoons. Your mum's getting tired of you living in her basement.
Fucking idiot
>>690294579
it'll pass soon
SPEEDWAGON
>>690294001
>>690294228
Am I included in the gyate gyate list?
If not, can I be included in it?
>>690294108
>>690293899
Okay, so you expect me to believe that you were the very best that your generation of Navy SEALs had to offer? I highly doubt that. If you were as good as you say you were, i don't think for a second that you would be browsing 4chan. This is mostly a place for jobless neckbeards that still live with their parents, and nerdy high school kids that don't have any friends. It really isn't the place for highly-trained assassins to be hanging out in their spare time. Even if it was, something far worse than a troll being mean to you probably would have set you off a long time ago. What about the slew of gore and child pornography that gets posted here on a regular basis? Isn't that something that deserves a person being hunted down and made to regret their actions? Yeah, you're just not the 4chan type. Sure, there's a wide variety of people that browse here, but you're far from the core demographic if you are who you say you are (which isn't the case). Even if it were true that you're an incredibly talented soldier, I think all the military discipline would prevent you from getting mad enough to murder some random idiot on the internet. I also doubt that even the best SEALs have a "secret network of spies across the USA". Why would all of the most expanisive Big Brother network in the world be willing to help a troubled PTSD-sufferer hunt down some random kid on the internet? That doesn't even make sense. If you're gonna try to scare somebody, make it more believable than "IM A SUPER SOLDIER HURR DURR". You might frighten a thirteen year old who doesn't know any better, but to must of us you just look like a kid with an anger problem and a very active imagination. Hopefully things will be easier for you when your puberty's over. Best of luck with that... kiddo
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>>690294700
B a s e d
>>690290650
Hmmn, I think Stockholm if anything is worth to see!
Kotori-chan was nice. c:
>>690294555
I was thinking that, but it doesn't have yuuko.
Besides why would i want to watch a one season SOL? hahaha.....
>>690294626
What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll shit fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now.
>>690294731
don't give a fuck who you are our where you live, you can count on me to be there to bring your life to a hellish end. I'll put you in so much fucking pain It'll make Jesus being nailed to the cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don't give a fuck how tough you are, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I'll fucking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I'll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn the gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You're going to start stressing the fuck out. Your blood pressure will triple and you'll have a fucking heart attack. You'll go to the hospital for a heart operation and the last thing you'll see when they're putting you under in the operating room is me hovering over you dressed as a doctor. When you wake up after the operation you'll be scared for your fucking life wondering what I did to you while you where being operated on and wondering if there is a ticking time bomb in you chest waiting to go off. You'll recover fully from your heart surgery and when you walk out of the front door of the hospital to go home I'll run you over with my fucking car out of nowhere and kill you. I just wanted you to know how easily I could have destroyed your pathetic fucking excuse for a life, but how I would rather go to great fucking length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living breathing fucking hell. It's too fucking late to save yourself, but don't bother committing suicide either. I'll fucking resuscitate you and kill you you again my fucking self. Welcome to hell, population: you.
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>>690293497
>mfw this thread
What the frosted flakes did you just frootloop about me you little captain crunch? I’ll have you know I’m a part of a balanced breakfast and have under 300 confirmed calories per serving. You are nothing to me. Just a generic brand. I will pour milk into my cereal at the perfect consistency for a television commercial, mark my words. You think you can get away with eating candy for breakfast? Think again reese’s puff cereal. As of right now I am going to my local grocery story store and purchasing boxes of cherrios so you better prepare for a cholesterol drop. The cholesterol drop that makes you bee happy and bee healthy. Your chances of having a heart attack have been lowered. You can eat cereal anytime, everyday and can buy over 700 different brands, and that’s just general mills cereal. Not only can I buy general mills cereal, a part of a balanced breakfast, but I also have access to all Kellogg’s brand cereal and will use it to its fullest extent to wipe that miserable fat off the face of your diet. If only you could have known what holy benefits eating cereal every day would bring upon you, maybe you would have eaten it with your orange juice and toast. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price by dieting. I will send boxtops to all schools and they will drown in school supplies. You’rrrrrrrreee great, kiddo!
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>>690294888
Fucking kek Kagami, also checked.
>>690294852
You could watch Yamato 2199 instead
>>690294087
Huh, true. I'm actually a nice person. I'm just a jerk to people I like.
>everyone assumes you're a twat since you post an Undertale Character
Only the newfags think that.
>Jamba Juice
Jamba Juice sounds like an interesting place, we don't have that here. I assume they make juices? What did they fuck up?
>Gun laws
No idea about gun laws at all, sorry.
>Exorbitant rent prices
Ah, those are shit, that's true even for me.
In Vienna a 40 m² appartment costs way more than a 70 m² appartment on the countryside. It's amazing.
Trying to find appartments is hard in general, we just found one and now are dealing with our bank so we can get a credit and actually pay for it.
>Moving to Colorado
No idea about that either, I'm from austria after all
>How about you?
My day was pretty nice actually. Did nothing, found out Kingdom Hearts unchained X (the smartphone kingdom hearts) is finally available in EU too so I downloaded it right away
>>690294251
>Fucking Jew
Mate I'm from Austria. I'm usually gassing little shits like you!
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>>690295019
oh the shit I started. I love it
>>690294938
heya! uhm... damn, forgot the name of your waifu
>>690295050
fuck!! can i used those trips somehwhere??
>>690293497
>>690294001
>>690294938
;)
>>690293497
>Refugees
>>690294710
Don't worry man, I got you.
Don't expect to ever happen though, a penny a day thing.
>>690295227
Oi, oi, oi. Cut that out. 3:
>>690295254
kek
>>690295102
>>>>>>Implying
>>690295102
It's Gaige
>>690295379
>>>>>>>>>Implying
>>690295433
Gaige! I'll probably forget it again... but I'll try to remember it
>>690295254
That doesn't seem too bad.
>>690295227
I only drink from the source, I'm sorry
>>690295051
It does have a nice sound track
Hanako claimed.
My beautiful flower girl.
>>690295571
>>>>Implcations
>>690295019
Wrong they only have 150 calories WITH MILK per serving
Check your cereal privilege
>>690295633
thanks but no thanks
>>690293910
Nah all bullshit aside Sachii is among my top tier waifu's here. She elegantly balances between loli and adult woman, rocking features and proportions of both. Bonus points for maid
>>690294374
I should really start watching more myself
I've seen maybe 5 anime's. I'm just a horrible weeaboo. Much more an otaku
I'm at my dad's place so that means shit internet. Will probably dedicate my time to making gyate gyate's because of that
>>690294579
Appropriate
It never gets better
>>690294710
Yeah discount I got you
>>690295433
Deathtrap best robot
>>690295633
Also my favorite use of cgi.
>>690295102
Yeah they're a smoothie/juice shop here in the US. Overpriced for mediocre quality, like most things here sadly. And my smoothie was barely blended at all and had fat fucking chunks of ice in it, and the bf's smoothie was over blender to where it was basically soup and his lid had green shit under it despite there not being a single green ingredient in his order, so we threw both of them away.
>>690295571
It feels bad that I'll never be able to go back in time and support Mosley
>>690295775
It does get better, it's just these annoying spurgs spamming copypastas.
>>690295914
So say we all.. 3:
>>690295707
Good!
>>690296093
Huh?! I'm not spamming copypasta.
>>690295719
>>>>Vlad the Implyer
>>690295892
Why didn't you file a complaint? Didn't you realize it before you went out?
>>690295914
>Is that the police on my track?
>I shouldn't support things like that it could get me in jail
... No comment
>>690296093
well, it is fun to spam them every once in a while. Doesn't happen everyday either...
but yeah, this one was my fault
>>690295330
>I can pay
:^)
What's the big project about?
Also, I saw that Megumin was on the list, I already found one, I can give it to the megu-anon
>>690295775
Thanks Akibro
>>690296202
New BUP when?
>>690296272
Well, bf was the one who picked it up and brought it home, and didn't really examine the drinks up close. And I could have gone back and made a stink, but I was in a chill-ish mood this morning and wanted to stay that way so I forced myself to not make a scene and instead just threw them away.
>>690296398
Let's hope soon.
Also, didn't someone say they'd post a beerbottle in their rear by 12:00? It's 21 minutes past, right? Did they do it in this thread?
>>690296293
Well first I have to find an artist to do the ohayous, then I'll have to pay him.
No idea how much it will cost. Not sure where to start either.
It's just to make an Ohayo for every person here.
>>690295707
crispy claim there
>>690296093
There's only so many copypasta's
They'll tire themselves out eventually
>>690296293
There are like 30 gyate gyate in queue so it might take a while before I get to it
>>690296202
You aren't.
>>690296272
>Fun
>Copy pasting walls of text
What.
>>690296704
Precisely!
>>690296484
Oh I see.
Yeah and starting with that the whole day more or less went down the drain. I can imagine.
>>690296704
Well, at least I was giggling like a retard, so I had my fun.
>>690296704
Just wait it out nigga
>>690296790
He wasn't talking to you
>>690296923
I never know until someone points it out. Thanksies. ,3,
