YLYL Thread
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YLYL Thread
>>690284235
already lost
>>690284235
Maximum Adolf
>>690284895
lost
>>690284235
Just kill him
>>690284895
TöRrrrrööööööööööööööööööö
>>690286228
>>690284235
kek moar like these
>>690286412
who cares about you and your brother?
>>690286412
I never understood why we waste resources on keeping tards alive. Yes, it's a human life. No, it's not and never will be a productive being unless that tard isn't fully fucked in the head. If I were to ever have a child that was handicapped I'd either abort or give it up for adoption. Kudos to those who wrangle their tards, but it's not for everyone.
>>690287158
Is this shit supposed to make me dizzy?
>>690284235
That went fast for me.
>>690287158
lost so hard!
>>690287079
I do have a yard In the family but he inhaled plastic as a child. Fucke d him up. We don't need him on this planet.
>>690287104
Letting that dude experience life and taking observation on it can help us understand his disease and hopefully find a way to fix it for future humans.
Culling the weak is the antithesis of progress. You don't learn anything with genocide.
https://youtu.be/kDocJqFBO6E
https://youtu.be/kDocJqFBO6E
>>690287158
What the fuck am I supposed to see there, you fucking retarded faggot
>>690287490
Tard
>>690287585
are you fucking blind
>>690287524
Or we just don't deal with it and save money and ya know crowbars are cheap and gyou never run out of crowbar.
>>690287158
lost
>>690287980
>>690287158
Is it that thinig in the reflection? I can't see shit
>>690284432
I'm glad I lost at the first picture. But why did I click anyways...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ck-VIA1GUCY
>>690287872
He's gonna die anyway, probably sooner than later. The money spent to keep him alive was already set aside by the govt. and his parents have to jump through hoops and prove their income and all this other crap to get it.
Tards are huge financial drains on their families and they might not even be able to stay financially solvent without government assistance. We take care of retards so that they don't ruin other peoples' lives.
>>690287910
> thefuckhappened
>>690284235
is his signature shaped like a small dick?
>>690288960
Thats the joke
>>690287104
but who says where it starts and where it ends ...? IQ-Test? No option! and then, one day, mayby they knocks on your door and take you to a compound ...
>>690288960
>how to miss the punchline
>starring anon
>>690287158
>>690287453
>>690287585
>>690287790
>>690287916
>>690288683
There's nothing anyone claiming otherwise is a retarded lying faggot
>>690289621
open your fuckin eyes you fuckin retard!
>>690289869
There's nothing, this stale image has made the rounds before.
Reverse image search just brings up a pic from a brick company and a parody Kardashian account - yeah that's right, the only other faggot in the world who attempted this shit joke runs a parody Kardashian account on Twitter.
>>690287104
>never will be a productive human being.
Like you are being productive spending your days shitposting on some Cambodian basket weaving board.
>>690290186
summerfag detected!
>>690287158
>brix
>>690290293
This is the stupidest fucking argument ever and I wish people would quit making it. "You posted on the Internet at a time I feel is inappropriate regardless of relative locale or situation, therefore your argument is invalid". Suck a dick, anon.
>>690290390
Care to expand or you just gonna make loose, baseless implications, all the while samefagging your own shit totally radical trolls
>>690287158
I've seen this image once before, wasted 3 hours looking at the windows and bricks... saw nothing, I believe there's nothing special to see.
>>690290240
>>690290390
Obviously samefag is obvious
>>690290965
There is nothing
>>690290965
>>690290965
>wasted 3 hours looking at the windows and bricks
>>690290186
Haha this actually tickled me
>>690287158
Maximum kek
Ice cream anyone?
>>690289327
fucking lost
>>690291269
>>690287158
Samefag
>>690290356
lost
>>690291407
Am I tho
>>690287158
>>690287158
2793 bricks 31 windows
>>690287158
kek lost
>>690291407
Wrong. Faggot
>>690291597
>>690291902
Point was made
>>690289061
FUCKING LOST AND PROUD
>>690288523
swear words are funny ho ho ho
>>690287158
lost
>>690291902
please go to bed kiddo ...its dark outside and your battery level is low ...!
>>690289621
There's something there and anyone who thinks otherwise is a retarded faggot
>>690286967
>>690293005
its like she has 6 asses
>>690292741
Fucking lost
>>690292131
>>690291902
>>690291597
Nice try faggot, keep on samefagging
>>690293110
All the better to gangbang, everyone get's their piece.
>>690293110
kek
>>690293038
>>690288869
newfag
>>690293110
7 when you look at her face
>>690288523
i hope that cocky faggot didnt get the job
>>690293402
>>690293538
>>690293505
my sister used to eat straight butter
>>690288776
neat
>>690293619
>>690293619
>>690293538
>>690293402
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Homu thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" lesbian magical girl, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a mahou shoujo movie. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Homufag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "HOMURA DID NOTHING WRONG." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
>>690293419
He's the CEO now.
>>690293673
kek
>>690293687
>>690293720
Maybe you should read them, you stupid fuck.
>>690293005
>>690293720
>>690293720
>>690293990
>dangerously cheezy
I LOVE CHEEZY POOFS
YOU LOVE CHEEZY POOFS
IF WE DIDN'T EAT CHEEZY POOFS
WE"D BE LAME!
>>690294204
2 Cheesy 4 me.
>>690293862
lost to this for some reason.
>>690287910
What was the title of this video again, I can't remember?
>>690294125
>>690292802
what the hell is the guy doing there?
>>690293720
>>690293890
>>690288178
Best party ever
>>690293005
that thing looks like a fucking chestnut
>>690293862
underrated post
>>690295095
Get the fuck out with that monkey language
>>690289327
lost so fucking hard
>>690295342
>>690284432
Eddie Izzard's going into a new career?
>>690293005
Dr. Mephisto has been hard at work again I see.
>>690294735
>>690288523
He misspelled "taupe". I hope he was passed over for this error alone.
>>690296470
The most photoshopped picture on the internet.
>>690284235
if that's real, that's pretty amazing
>>690296580
>>690292741
>I really liked this one
Zozzle
>>690296892
>>690297205
>>690292535
>I turn 360 and NOPE the fuck out of there
>360
>straight into her
>>690297367
All yours, my friend. Were you in the thread on Reddit too? We're revealing how we infiltrated today! :D
>>690297796
I AM INTERNT I EVERYWARE
>>690295095
XAXAXAXAXAXA
>>690297686
Being this new
>>690288523
this is not a cringe thread
>>690292654
>filenamd
Top kek
>>690296580
>>690297205
>>690297796
You're doing god's work, my friend. Summerfags miss their downvotes and reddit gold so bad you can smell it. They're not bothering to even take the word tumblr out of filenames.
>>690293110
And scientist hate her!
>>690295606
>>690297921
I see you already have your own downvote pic :D. Let's keep this idea going!
>>690297796
>>690286603
help spidey fight pedos.
>>690295169
Lol
>>690289869
If there is something why dont you tell us what it is
>>690294624
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=B9YTaIcKuRU
>>690298514
If he's here to downvote pedos he's in the wrong thread. This is a YLYL thread. Only banana downvotes allowed!
>>690287158
Seriously, what is there to see?
>>690293265
Lost
>>690298514
Pedos: 2000+ successful threads
Spidey: Has yet to keep pedos from just making a new thread in the 2+ years people have been doing morally outraged spidey spam
That spiderman is now the face of tumblr moral outrage is fucking sad
>>690287158
Lost haha
>>690298353
>>690293390
I was having trouble sleeping last night so I started daydreaming about shit to pass the time. I started to think about where I could find stunningly hot chicks that are as retarded as possible without it being a crime for me to have sex with them.
If she's dumb as a rock then I don't have to deal with all the manipulation and emotional black-male that most women cause during a relationship. Think about it, porn star body, dumb as shit= perfection.
She'll never start shit with you or cause arguments because she's too stupid to. The only issue I can see is getting her parents to give her over. Her folks are going to be suspicious of me for sure. "what are your intentions" kind of shit.
>>690299100
>>690299401
You need to get behind the "Don't like what I don't like" mantra, friend. We're paving the way to a downvoting system here. Soon, the only posts that matter will be ones we vote on!
>>690295342
Wtf game is that??
>>690299695
IDIOTIC FAGGOT
>>690299572
It's simple. You tell them to watch 50 First Dates and say that's how you feel about her. She's not broken to you, she's perfect. You need her, not the other way around.
Then get that dick wet boi.
>>690299891
Artificial Academy 2
http://sukebei.nyaa.se/?page=view&tid=481633
>>690299958
Downvoted.
I laffed at OP then continued laffing at a bunch of stuff in here, then I stopped at that stupid fucking window when you see it you shit bricks shit then I started laffing again when I passed it
thx
>>690284235
I used this picture a few years ago for a big exam at university. I had to present a sensible company that I would have invented. I decided to go for a mail answering company. And I put this picture at the end as an example of my company services. I got 85/100.
>>690300128
Dunno why but that picture genuinely pisses me off. Like I don't fucking understand it's purpose. It's so incredibly stupid and not even in a way as to make it funny. Who was the retarded faggot who's great fucking idea it was to release this piece of backed up cuntwater into the eyes of the Internet anyhow? Of what purpose did they intend with this abomination? Is it supposed to be cute? Is it supposed to be situationally funny? Why should i care that it is naked? Why does it look at me like i should want to laugh at its immature gesture?
Seriously fuck this dumbass banana and the 40+ year Olds who are to blame for surfacing this aborted shart of a sad attempt at humor
>>690300128
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again post your little Banana and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The “epic” Banana guy, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE.” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.
>>690300128
>I was only 9 years old
>I loved the cancer banana so much, I had all the .jpgs and .webms
>I eat so many bananas every night before bed, thanking them for the life I've been given
>"Cancer is love" I say; "Cancer is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for the banana
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's the cancer banana
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear "I really really like this image."
>He grabs me with his powerful banana hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for the cancer banana
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for the dank memes
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please the banana
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his potassium
>The radiation gives me anus cancer
>My dad walks in
>The banana looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's all yours my friend."
>The banana leaves through my window
>Cancer is love. Cancer is life.
>>690299965
Best part would be when I take her places, the looks I'd get from all the other girls. They see she's hot as fuck but then realize she's simple jack and the realize what' I'm getting away with.
"he's fucking a hotter girl than us but doesn't have to put up with a drop of bullshit, mother fucker!"
Hey Karen long time no see! you remember derp right?
Pic related: imagine she had this body
>>690299958
What do you have against being able to get rid of threads you don't like? We're just trying to bring the best parts of Reddit over here. And ever since we started doing the banana thing, more and more of you have picked up on it. Honestly, I'm blown away that it worked. But it has, so why not download some bananas and find a thread you don't like?
>>690300884
not buying it, You're the one posting it, not generating enough hate so your false flagging it yourself to try and stir it up
>>690284235
>the signature
absolute madman
>>690300963
>>690289916
Lost
>>690300884
I really believe I've stumbled upon the biggest bunch of retards I've ever seen here. Are you guys not reading these? They're all making fun of bananafags. Anon is doing God's work.
>>690287764
lost
i'm pathetic
>>690300975
Not gonna lie, that's a genius plan. You just gotta find one.
>>690284235
Anybody notice how the bic guys signature looks like a cock?
>>690290558
Any updates on Kitty-tan? Has the op ever been heard from? I remember when it went down, havent seen anything since
>>690302027
Zozzled
>>690301066
I think most people enjoy when a large majority contribute to the theme of the thread. The banana thing is one guy. He's sentenced to a life time spent in a wheel chair due to early onset diabetes and he can't bring himself to acknowledge that he himself is to blame for current state so he lashes out.
When he's not working "translating english to spanish" he's spending countless hours photoshopping images of bananas. After the first 4 months he was about to give up but then he got a reaction. People got pissed and he realized that he could give people the same frustration and anger he has.
Yes in a small way, but it's something. TLDR: I'm a miserable cunt so you all should be to so let me ruin this tiny bit of fun with bananas.
>>690288776
the fuck is this from and why is it funny with zero context
>>690301636
checked already, POF, OCK, and tinder have no IQ filter
>>690293667
pic?
>>690302157
sigh can't we just render their blubber for lamp oil or something, seems like a waste to let all that fat just rot underground.
![452205e1bf1de666a27cba6dbb0625de[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/yOvgsWh.jpg "452205e1bf1de666a27cba6dbb0625de[1].jpg")
>>690290813
woa, that midterrerian texan fellow sure got around the taj mahal donut, he even got the poo-stasche to prove it.
That goddamn look, he's about to dive in for seconds...
>>690302142
Very true. However, I'm not the usual banana guy. I'm making fun of them. It's just that no one is bothering to read them and understand that. Which is a little bit of what I hoped for, because I wanted some of them to get downloaded by the actual bananafags.
>>690287079
found another version
>>690288308
who are these people? what are they doing? where are they? I want to be a part of this
>>690302259
>>690302738
>>690302622
>>690286161
wtf is going on here
>>690302460
>Kentucky
Even if he's right, he's still too stupid to be right. :(
>>690287158
dont focus on the building so much
>>690287158
is that a lizard man
>>690302440
at some point...all this meme shit becomes so layered that's like some drama on tv that I missed a season of.
I in a thread one time and someone used the term "concern trolling" So naturally I looked it up. I was about a half paragraph in when I realized, "O shit, I don't give a fuck..I don't give a fuck about all this cryptic shit kids keep coming up with and as a adult I'm not going to spend anymore of my time trying to memorize it all like it's some sort of Pokemon nomenclature "
>>690302836
pretty sure the guy got hurt and they're spraying some kind of cold shit on it
>>690302836
He's gettin the ol' breezy bunghole
>>690303162
so... this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgwu_EBr57c
>>690303119
I feel ya. That's pretty much what I expected when I started posting these. But to be honest, my job has me sitting on my ass all day some days and I get bored. So I thought, fuck those banana faggots. I can make shit on my phone that's just as shit as their bananas, and probably a few tards would even download them to post later thinking they were normal ones. So, that's what I'm doing.
>>690289534
i want to believe
also fuck having to put on my glasses for these faggoty captchas
>>690303316
No that's the taint tussler
>>690296634
explain
>>690303478
well I guess that confirms my theory that you'd have to be board to tears to do that...what's the job btw?
>>690302509
cocaine will summon then to you.
>>690303529
He thinks the pic is photoshopped.
I guess he hasn't seen the gif
>>690304225
Post it.
>>690303266
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PEBzPM7Gfa4
>>690289916
Lost
>>690293005
>uncanny
>>690284733
Damn that's an oldie. I foolishly tried using that as my first MySpace profile pic back around 2003 or whatever.
>>690287849
aww i loved this game
>>690299100
so edgy
morals are like gay and shit
hows highschool
>>690288178
Was there.
>>690303832
I work maintenance in a nursing home with three other guys. I fix shit maybe once a week. Other than that, I catch up paperwork each morning and then do some writing to pass the time. Toward the second half of the day I'm usually fucking around on /b/ or trolling /x/.
>>690303832
Believe me, I'm aware it's just as moronic to do that as the real banana posters. But they irritate me, and since they think they're on some sort of crusade to "save" this board and I have time on my hands where I'm getting paid, why not get paid to piss them off a little?
>>690302277
"What're you lookin' at, smoothskin.
>>690291902
i think i hear your mom calling you.
better run home.
>>690293584
This was never funny.
>>690291460
nothing good ever happens in a crawlspace, i was in one once, and it had a small leak
>>690305968
>>690289061
Source on the chick in the blue
>>690295010
lost
>>690284235
>mfw when his sig looks like a giant cock
>>690286228
awesome
>>690287158
God damn that took me like 10 minutes
>>690297686
Welcome newfriend
>>690295606
lost
>>690289084
>>690295739
Dumb murifat, educate yourself for once...
>>690302060
>>690293222
Trips never lie.
>>690309819
NOBODY UNDERSTANDS YOU FRENCHIE!
>>690289916
That blonde chick has nice tits
>>690310412
THAT'S RUSSIAN, BURGER.
>>690302509
>>690288308
This is a gig of a grindcore band called Wormrot. Unfortunately that goat had died.
>>690295771
new friend
>>690310412
Dumb cunt. Kill yourself so the average iq raises again.
>>690304446
This gif is SO old, it's not really that fucked up, it's just really fucked up.
>>690309819
>russian
>being educated
choose one
>>690296634
maybe so, but it's still fucked up highly known picture.
>>690308444
kek'd
>>690289916
oh my fucking god this happened to me once in anatomy
