SCP bread: Take the last 3 numbers of your post, add "SCP" to the front and google it. How fucked are you?
John Rawlings
rollo
Replyino
>>690279833
Aaay dubs. Im pretty fucked.
>>690278867
roll
SCP 867
SCP-867 is a species of coniferous tree visually similar to Picea pungens, or blue spruce, except for its distinctive red coloration and a complete lack of seed cones at any stage in its life.
SCP-867's leaves are hollow structures similar to hypodermic needles, containing a single long, thin seed and a tiny gas pocket at the base of the leaf. When a living animal brushes against the leaves, the gas pocket expels and injects the seed into the skin of the animal using a mechanism similar to that of an auto-injector. The tiny size of the seed, which is coated with a liquid with anesthetic and coagulant properties, renders the injection essentially undetectable.
These seeds can lay dormant in the skin of an animal for up to two (2) weeks, after which the seeds begin to grow, extending tendrils throughout the host animal's circulatory system. This growth causes excruciating pain within the host animal, can last for up to twenty-four (24) hours, and invariably ends with the host's death. Following host death, the new SCP-867 specimen(s) will burst from the host's body and grow to full maturity within thirty (30) days, consuming the host's body in the process.
>>690278867
Rolling for something I can fistfight
>>690280097
>SCP-097
apparently mine is a pumpkin
>>690278867
shit
nigga
roll
>>690280453
shit
I got a bar that controls people's minds
>>690278867
Cool lets see
Rollerino
>>690278867
fajfjajfkldsajfkljafjajfljafjda
>>690278867
Yooooo
>>690278867
Roll
Rolls Royce
Ralf
>>690280922
Worst thing is I wouldnt even know that I am screwed...
>Rick Rolling.
let's see what monster is coming for me.
>>690280903
Mines a tunnel that when you pass through it you dissapear
>>690281112
Apparently i'm getting killed by a fucking rollercoaster.
Dafuq?
Ruoo ll
Roley poley
LETS DO GHIS
Going for it
>>690280724
Talking raccoons
>>690278867
how fukd are i
>>690281602
I get a place to live but statuses
>>690281393
A book that when you write in it, it plants a memory of what you wrote
lloR
Negusroll
>>690278867
I'll roll
>>690278867
Nigger thread
Fuck
how fuckcd are mi girl
As long as I'm not d class tester I'm good
>>690282003
A extremly deadly flu-like contagious disease
>>690278867
Aaaaaand...
Rell
:-)
Niggers
:-3
Alhamdulilla fags
>>690278867
ROLLLLLLLLLL
I'm gonna die.
>>690283123
Knew it. Got sucked into a singularity.
Rollerino
>>690283054
I'm not very fucked.
Description: Out of the water, the subject most often appears as a female humanoid with a mean volume of 90 L comprised entirely of water (other forms are possible, commonly geometric shapes). When it enters a body of water, it becomes indistinguishable from its surroundings. The subject must periodically return to a body of water in order to maintain its volume due to evaporation. Initially found in ████████, it was moved to Site-08 for further study. Subject was initially curious about Foundation personnel and seemed to enjoy interacting with maintenance staff and researchers, and mimicking their forms. After a number of weeks, the creature apparently felt comfortable enough to remain out of the water during routine monitoring, though it retreated when attempts were made to study its composition.
>>690278867
roilllll
To roll or not to roll.
>>690278867
Rolling it
>>690282806
And I have a way to bring back dead porn stars...
TRolling
Rawl
rollerino
rollingngngn
>>690283278
Fml it's a fucking giant robot spider
Roly poly
>>690283278
Fml it's a giant fucking robot spider
Rerroll
Ok
>>690278867
roll for troll
ohh yeah
niggers
rollerino
Rollo
Reroll
K
>>690284050
Description: SCP-050 appears to be a statue of a monkey reading a book, approximately 1 foot3 tall. On the bottom of the statue are engraved the words "To The Cleverest" in cursive script.
The statue has so far proven resistant to all forms of damage4. As such, there is no accurate method to date the object.
When left alone, SCP-050 has shown itself to be both useful and antagonistic to its current owner5. Although never seen to move, no matter the manner or amount of recordings, any room it is left in becomes very clean, to a polish whenever possible. Paperwork is filed, trash is emptied, and in general, clutter is removed. However, SCP-050 also has a tendency to leave traps for its owner, so current holders should carefully check their offices upon returning. Its just a statue of a nigger
meh
>>690278867
Rolling for pet
Rollololol
>>690284343
A god who's comfortable being there.
I'm pretty much okay with this.
Fuck it its time to roll
>>690278867
reunited are damn good, roll
rooollllll
fucking rollan
>>690284599
Damn Kids i get a sick cake
>>690278867
räl
ロール
>>690284796
Ghost cat thing that doesn't really do shit.
What's next?
>>690278867
Rolling havent followed scp in so long
>>690278867
rlrl
dsfghjkil;
>>690285352
FUCK OLD LADY MONSTER THAT MAKES YOU EUPHORIC
Roll
lesgo
vuvs
Niggers i'll rollin'
ROOOOOOOOOOOOLL
>>690286118
Aquatic protists that turn into nukes.
Rollerino
>>690286177
Some kind of shit bout a document or folder, can't be assed pasting it
Rol
>>690286396
Oh no... a chair.
rolan'
Rollarino
>>690286558
A bunch of contact lenses that give you night vision and x ray vision
Meh, prolly some lame ass shit
ey b0ss
>>690281001
Shit
Time for roll
Rollollolloll
Rollerino
fuck you faggot shit
rolliiiiingggggggg
rolling for something rad
rolling for curiosity
hui
>>690278867
Probably dead aroo
rolll
>>690286496
Weird coral shit
>>690278867
rolling
During an SCP-562 incident, SCP-562 attempts to convince the subject to attend a party. After contacting a subject and establishing a rapport, SCP-562 convinces the target that they either attend the same school or live in close proximity to each other. SCP-562 will then tell the subject of a “party”, “dance” or “revel” in the area, and encourage him or her to attend it. Though SCP-562 is very persuasive, there appears to be no compulsion affecting the contacted individual. If the subject refuses, or terminates the connection without accepting, no anomalous effects are reported.
Persons who agree to go to the party vanish in what is referred to as a 562-Claim event. When next the subject walks through a door, they are transported to an unknown location. Tracking devices on the subject fail, and electronic monitoring reports them disappearing as they pass through the door. Humans observing a 562-Claim event report seeing bright, multicolored lights through the doorway and hearing unidentifiable speech and music, as well as a lingering smell of nutmeg.
Kinda creepy but kek'ed at >smell of nutmeg
>>690278867
Rolling!
Let's
Rollol
>>690288377
Screwed
Rollio
SCP-550
wtf.SCP-550 is a humanoid composed of wood shavings from Fraxinus excelsior measuring 2.1 meters in height and 70 kg in weight.SCP-550 closely resembles a human male suffering from advanced muscle atrophy, though it lacks all exterior and bodily organs. SCP-550 is mainly compliant to human subjects, though it is restricted to following simple commands. Conversation through alternative systems of communication has been unsuccessful in determining if SCP-550 is sapient.SCP-550 is able to smell despite the lack of any sensory organs, and does this solely for the purpose of locating human corpses.
SCP-550 is mainly drawn toward corpses in early stages of putrefaction. If no such cadaver is in the vicinity, it will attempt to locate one itself through bipedal locomotion. Upon finding a cadaver, SCP-550 will unravel itself to create a wide split in the area where a chest would be, and will kneel over the cadaver and make physical contact with the cavity. This cavity does not appear to be different from SCP-550's exterior, and it secretes high concentrations of hydrochloric acid. The acid produced by SCP-550 does not dissolve the wood it is covered in.
SCP-550 is capable of incorporating simple molecules and compounds through its cavity. The hydrochloric acid it produces is used in breaking down organic substances located in corpses, allowing it to take nutrients through pores in the wood it is composed of. SCP-550 mainly intakes amino acids and various proteins, though it is unclear in how it uses them to maintain itself.
SCP-550 will continue making contact with its chosen corpse, before closing its chest cavity and standing up. SCP-550 will then release a slurry of materials, mostly containing loose portions of epidermis, articles of clothing (if present on the corpse), and stomach bile. When deprived of corpses for several days, SCP-550 will enter a dormant state and refrain from movement for an indefinite period of time until a corpse is available.
Fuck me rolleroni
>>690278867
>>690278867
roll
rolli
>>690287957
FUCK SO MANY DETAILS REROLL REROLL
Rollerino
I hope I'm the dildo looking brick.
rolling for 682
>>690288778
>http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-778
>just a confusing park trail
kek
>>690278867
Roll
>>690288668
I got a fucking knife that makes my victims unable to defend themselves. Hell yes.
Do it
Lets see what nightmares we can conjure up today
ral
Rollie pollie lick my cornholie
roll my nigga
>>690289089
What the fuck...
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-089
>>690289118
rollin again, this time I wanna be a bill gates.
>>690278867
Give me something fuckable
>>690278867
roll
Rollerino
>>690288996
Cool, a weird paper thing.
Rolling for something alive
Description: SCP-069 is a presumed humanoid entity of variable appearance and gender. Through an unknown ability, whenever SCP-069 is left alone with a recently deceased human body, the body will disappear and SCP-069 will take on the appearance, mannerisms, and knowledge of the recently dead individual.
Rollie
Rolling Stones
>>690289666
Those trips tho
rolling for 173
>>690290174
So fucking close
pls no
>>690290174
SCP-174 is a wooden ventriloquial figure measuring 21 cm from head to toe, with somewhat ragged clothing and slight damage to several sections. Judging by the item's style and state of repair, it dates from the early 20th Century. The eyes and mouth of SCP-174 can be manipulated by means of a mechanism inside the figure.
When viewed in peripheral vision, subjects report on occasion that SCP-174 is looking directly at them with an expression of longing or sadness. When subjects look directly at SCP-174, this anomalous expression is not visible. Viewing SCP-174 indirectly, such as in a mirror or a live video feed, appears to increase the likelihood of this effect manifesting itself. Personnel in the vicinity of SCP-174 report a general feeling of sadness or sympathy directed toward the figure, but cannot explain any reason for these feelings. Prolonged exposure can lead to personnel personifying the figure to greater extents; those with particularly low Psychic Resistance Scale scores will in some cases begin to act as if SCP-174 were a living being (e.g. cradling it as if it were a baby). When informed of their abnormal behaviour, all personnel revert to standard behaviour patterns for at least several minutes.
Subjects who place SCP-174 on their hand report an urge to 'converse' with it. When questioned, they frequently report that the figure is 'lonely' and needs companionship.
wtf /b/
>>690289975
Intelligent frogs that come out of a spoopy hole. I can deal with that
>>690278867
o man
autobots roll out
>>690278867
Rola
f
>>690278867
rolling
>>690289658
A robot that fucks machines and makes robots with those machine's parts.
>>690278867
rolling again
>>690278867
rollin
>>690278867
rell
>>690278867
so many goddamn roll threads... jesus
ezdz
>>690278867
Roller-fagger-rino
rollerino
>>690278867
rollin
Something actually dangerous please
Wonder how fucked i can get
rolling now
>>690278867
I don't know how many of these are real but I personally know of 3 that do exist. I'm not going to say which ones because it would be very easy for the *** to figure out who I am.
Just don't fuck with this shit, just don't.
>>690291267
Mole thing
Rero
rrrrrooooll
>>690291553
I'm fine I got crystal butterflies that only try to fuck you if you attack them.
>>690291604
i have to fight a table with dishes and stuff...
>>690278867
These are some way too dedicated nerds.
roloooo
>>690291488
Meteors are going to appear out of nowhere and head straight towards me for the rest of my life
JK rolling
Im a pussi but roll
>>690291965
Just a scary face in the window, not that fucked...scared, but not fucked
>>690278867
gimme dat shit
>>690278867
roll
>>690292113
A literal gender-switcher
>>690292018
But that won't take long. Why did they say forever, how long have these meteorites been survived?
>>690291733
Please anon, give us a hint. I need to know and I need to find.
as long as i dont get thay blinking one good
And his name is j j John stamoss
>>690278867
rollang
wtf
a dancing fish that causes all metal objects within roughly 40 feet to become very slightly sticky for exactly six hours
I think we can deal with that
>>690278867
let's roll
>>690292432
a safe? im not fucked at all
>>690278867
Rolling. Gimme something good.
niggerss
How fucked am I? Let us see.
>captcha: images containing cookies
beep
i bet im fucked
Kk
Sex ;D
ral
>>690278867
I have the best luck with these, rollin
>>690292724
... well that was underwhelming.
>>690278867
Ok.
rull
>>690292679
>>690292679
better go for dsc679
rolllrollll
Pls b cool and non lethal
Roooollllerino
>>690291752
Underground city.
What's next?
This thread is fun, I'll probably make one when this one bites the dust.
>>690292791
SCP-791 -> Liquid Water
>im safe
>>690292868
Special Containment Procedures: Two D-Class Personnel infected with SCP-868 are to be maintained in a soundproof humanoid containment cell supervised by at least one armed guard. Personnel wishing to experiment with SCP-868 must submit to an interrogation and background check to confirm their loyalty to the Foundation and its methods.
All persons suspected of hosting SCP-868, along with all persons living in a community where an infectee has been located, are to be tested for infection. Any subject found to be a victim of SCP-868 must be treated with AMN-868. Should a population treated with AMN-868 exhibit a noticeable amount of unusual behavior, a follow-up amnestic should be distributed.
Any reports of SCP-868 infection in the general population are to be treated as a breach of secrecy. Personnel spreading SCP-868 intentionally or attempting to access the current carrier of SCP-868 without following protocol are to be court-martialed if applicable and stripped of all security clearance otherwise.
go go go
k then
>>690278867
lets roll
>>690278867
Roll.
why not time to rollo
kill me pls
>>690292987
Shit that was spooky.
Rick roll
>>690291026
Fat whale>>690278867
Ttataatatats
Rolling...
>>690292999
I got the most adoreable SCP ever.
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-999
>>690293407
SCP-407 is a song in an unidentified language, seemingly sung as a capella. The voices are thought to be human.
Past five (5) minutes, the effects of SCP-407 seem to differ each trial. In all cases, trace elements of plants or fungus as well as any animal life present begin to grow and replicate uncontrollably, at varying rates, often shaping into new organisms. Full results have varied depending on the test, and on the objects present when SCP-407 is played.
So i'm kinda fucked, i'm up against a song. Guess if I blast music on my headphones I might be unaffected?
>>690292907
Kinda cool actually, going again
>>690293600
gets
also I got lucky as fuck
>>690293301
SCP-301 is an anomalous region roughly three meters in diameter located in the middle of ██████████ National Park. Whenever physical matter enters SCP-301, it temporarily disappears from existence. Following a delay of variable length, the matter that had entered SCP-301 will appear in another location. The duration of this time delay is variable, with a minimum length of ██ seconds and a maximum length of ███ minutes. The exact destination appears to be a random vertex point on a geodesic grid overlaying the Earth’s surface. Each leg of this pattern is approximately 20km long, resulting in ██████ possible destination points.
The prevailing model of SCP-301’s workings is that teleportation occurs by accessing a coterminous interspatial region lying in a frame of reference attached to the center of the Earth. SCP-301 is invisible to the naked eye, but is detectable through other spectra. SCP-301 also passively emits electromagnetic energy. While not harmful to living organisms, it does interfere with improperly shielded electronics, and may explain why the native fauna does not venture near SCP-301.
Through experimentation, it has been discovered that SCP-301 can accommodate any kind of physical matter with certain size thresholds. The maximum size object that SCP-301 can accommodate can be no larger than SCP-301's three-meter diameter. There is also a minimum limit, though this is based on density rather than size. Currently, most gases and anything on a molecular level are not affected by SCP-301.
That's some spooky shit right there.
>>690293664
I was really hoping for that one
You bastard
>>690293221
Damn. Using golden tweezers to remove all hair, skin, and organs.
