Roll for your shitty superpower
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Roll for your shitty superpower
Rool
>>690275238
>cause women's breasts to swell and lactacte
>useless
pls kys OP
Rolling it up
4 isnt useless become rich in cs go gambling
Rolling for 1
>>690275238
Roll me daddy
Predicting the lottery with a 50% success rate would be amazing
Roll my boat
>>690276591
ez
>>690275238
swag
>>690275238
Roll
>>690276621
Fuck yeah!
Godspeed
>>690275238
4 and 7 might be usefull
>>690275238
rollio like the polio
allahusnackbar
I taketh back that rolio and request a new one.
roolliaiaisdnanndasd
rolllioeiore
>>690275238
Alright
rell
Some of them are pretty good, especially this.
roll bitchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>690277299
Got dubs do I shit whatever hotdogs are made out of?
>>690275238
Reeee
>>690275238
rolling for 1 or 4
>>690275238
some of these are good
>>690275238
roling for flight
>>690275238
hot dogs!
Rolling for 0
Rollio
>>690275238
rollin
go
>>690275238
>shitty
By weaponizing No. 7 you could possibly
ruin whole societies (possibly nations) in 1-2 generations, and No. 0 can make you the most succesfull man on Earth in almost everything.
>>690275238
roll..
>>690276624
My thoughts exactly. Play the lottery twice, win once. Repeat forever.
>>690275238
rolling for high school
>>690277720
I'm finally the master of my own mind
>>690275238
Ræøll
>>690275238
1 please
>>690275238
rolllllly
Rollerino
Rolling for size
>>690275238
jesus christ thats some funny shit right there
roll1234
>>690277755
That wouldn't work though
Probability of the two tickets are independent of each other so it's not 50/50
>>690277755
>I don't know how chance works
The post
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Tyty
>>690275238
Ich bin daniel
>>690275238
rolling for the truth
Limp bizkit
>>690275238
rolling for flight
hope for hotdogs
Rolling for 7!!!
>>690275238
1 ok but useless
2 being invisible and screaming gives you way more of a chance to dodge or hit then no power in a fight.
3 so i could fly but i'll have wings that's awesome
4 meh
5 well this is okay once you're 40+
6 this one is pretty useless. i'm short so being slightly taller doesn't matter
7 could be fun but useless
8 don't know how this is useful. worst power
9 sorry this is the worst power
0 depending on what "thoughts" mean this could be pretty great. so i can i use that full muscle strength humans don't use because it would hurt my muscles? could i control my pain like a monk?
sure, why not
>>690278397
>>690278500
statistically speaking for every 2 times he plays he will win once. it is not guaranteed he would win in the first 2 plays, but over enough games it would even out
>>690275238
Rol
Vell
>>690275238
lol control your own thoughts, only on 4chan.
so i have a shitty superpower? i control my thoughts. it can be achieved through mindfulness meditation. it is most important and very weird we don't learn it in school.
>>690275238
philli
>>690279064
play the lottery a couple times and i'll most likely win after three tries so i guess i'm "lucky" kind of.
1 plz hesus
ROLL
CYKA
Rollerino
>>690275238
nice
Roll and suck my ball
>Cause women's breast to swell
>Shitty superpower
Moron
>>690275238
4, 5, 7, and 0 are far from shitty, if you think about it.
reroll
for 1
>>690275238
lets go, roll
Rolling
plox
Rollad
Roleo
>>690275238
rolling for 1 or 7
>>690275238
rool
>>690275238
leggo
Rolling for shitty hot dog power
roller
>>690275238
>shitty
roll
>>690275238
1 6 7 damn good
Rollerinio
>>690275238
rolling1
>>690275238
Last power probably the most useful superpower.
To be in complete control of your own thoughts youd be able to keep your composure in any situation.
yé
>>690280895
Look like i did in high school for rest of my life?
Anyone wanna date a legal shota?
Some of these are useful as fuck
rollll
only 2, 4 and 9 are useless.
ROLAND
rolli pooli
>>690281305
>2
wear something over your mouth to muffle the scream
>9
feed homeless people, always have food
>4
better 50% then none
>>690275238
Rooll
>>690275238
rolllllllllllll
Rawl
>>690275238
ROLLING FOR 7, TIME TO GET HETEROSEXUALITY BACK!!!
rawwlll
>>690275238
I'm gonna roll a 4 or 7
>>690275238
roll
RAWL
>>690281873
Instead, you turned into a glorious winged faggot.
Congratulations, sissy.
>>690275238
Roll
Rolling for 7 or 1
rolling for cukc
>>690275238
imma kill myself
>>690282650
One reroll is allowed. Reroll
Roll for 7
fdsfd
>>690275238
lkn'bgfhmgd
>>690275238
Rollerino
Rolling pin
Toll
>>690275238
rollan
k
I mean, a few of these are good
>>690275238
Roll for laser vision XD XD XD
Rillroll
>>690275238
roll
rohohol
>>690284228
I already have that superpower
>>690275238
/troll
>>690276364
4 is pretty much useless because gambling is usually 50/50 anyway
7 isn't so bad, I could do this to so many lesbians
Role for 7
rollerino
>>690275238
1 please
>>690284746
IM ANGRY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Well at least my dick will increase by 5% during angry sex
>>690284746
>>690284926
>6
>6
Does this mean I increase 10%? If come on satan
>>690275238
rollerinow
rollo
>>690275238
röl
Jk rollin
R O L L
O
L
L
please no 5
roll :V
>>690275238
rolling for 6
Give me shitpowres
>>690275238
>uselss
>1, 2, 4, 6, 7, 8
i can think of great uses for those.
>>690275238
I'll use them for evil.
>>690275238
8 is most powerful.
>get pulled over
>me: officer i deserve this ticket
>cop: yeah right go home son
>>690275238
roll
The number one is the best one, 8 is weird
Rawwllio
Rollerino
i wanna die
>>690275238
Roll
Rollo
>>690275238
roll
cucccucucuck
>>690275238
roller
>>690275238
roll
RNG maybe
>>690275238
rölli
Rooolling staaarrrt
Rawl
>>690275238
4, 7 or 9
No 5 pls
>>690286859
Yum
henry rollingz
rollin' like fred durst
>>690275238
Roru.
anyone who has more rolling games POST THEM ITT
I hear the train a comin', it's rollin' round the bend...
>>690287064
fuck this shit
>>690275238
wtf is anatomically correct flight
>>690275238
rolley molley
rollin for dubs,these superpowers are shit
Aight m9
>>690275238
bjh
Rollin for 1 or 6.
Question about 8. Will people just not believe me or will they not believe the idea I express? Like, if I tell some that the sky is blue will they never believe it is? - That would be a pretty cool power
>>690275238
roller
>>690275238
Hot dog shiiit
Aight m8
>>690278500
>I'm an autist
The post
>>690275238
WTF does anatomically correct flight even mean? Flying with or penises or a vagina?
>>690275238
Best for me
>>690275238
roll
>>690276644
dubs don't lie
How do I roll? XD
Cancer
K
rœl
number 8 is underrated
you can make people believe anything you want
want someone to believe you're rich?
>Hey, I'm not rich.
>Liar! you are rich.
>Profit
>>690287892
Ugh
>>690275238
rollerino
rolling for shitstorm
>>690275238
feck
>>690287433
i believe it means that you would have the anatomy necessary for flight. Hollow bones, huge chest muscles, an enormous wingspan and a tail as opposed to flying magically like superman.
>>690275238
rollin rollin rollin
>>690275238
Roll
;;;
>>690288028
That's still fucking awesome though...
>>690288220
Fuck
rol
rolllllllllllllllllllll
>>690275238
Common 5!!!
>>690275238
Kekaroos. Rolling.
