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This is my dinner. End my fucking life

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This is my dinner. End my fucking life
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why dont you end it yourself you lazy cunt
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>>690274907
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>>690274907
Looks healthy, so i wouldn't bitch to much...
seems like a better choice them mcdonalds or taco bell. Other then needing a bit more of what you already have... don't look to bad
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>>690274995
why would you expect someone who can't cook to be able to not fuck up killing themselves
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>>690274907
Well chop that carrot up as well as the meat & put it on a fucking salad you lazy piece of shit
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>>690275077
>seems like a better choice them mcdonalds or taco bell.
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äre falukorv din jävel
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I would eat the carrot with my ass.
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Spam? I eat a can of that stuff daily.
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A fucking hipster restaurant here in Liverool would probably charge £9 for that.
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>>690274907
Learn to cook faggot
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>>690275823
A can of carrots bread and meat?
>>690275601
same
>>690275226
too late
>>690275077
I mean it was tasty, but pretty miserable
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>>690276108
Where is Liverool? Is it close to Liverpool? Fucking retard.
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>>690274907
>A peice of garlic
You didn't eat that you lying cunt
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thats more food than some kids in africa see in their entire lives
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>>690276405
Roast that shitid eatit whole.
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>>690276213
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>>690276367
it's only a p calm down.
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>>690274907
Looks delicious, OP, like what I feed my pet rats. Personally I had nachos with chicken, aged cheese, salsa, home made guacamole and a generous spoonful of sour cream. It was terrific.
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>>690274907
why even eat
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>>690275823
processed meat is bad for your ass
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>>690274907
this is what im having as an appetizer,before dinner
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>>690278365
REMOVE
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>>690278365
What's that lumpy white stuff? Greek yoghurt or something?
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>>690278365
aand this is dinner
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>>690278455
REMOVE KEBAB!!!!
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>>690278518
long pork
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>>690278506
greek yogurt with garlic and cucumber (tzatsiki)
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>>690278506
my dick nigga
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>>690278365
>>690278518
Looks delicious, are you slavic?
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>>690274907
this is mine, bone app e tit
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>>690278578
>>690278455
noooo its yummy
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>>690278682
greek
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>>690278518
Pathetic. The appetizer was less pathetic.
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>>690274907
Parizer cu paine, morcovi si usturoi? FMM de plebeu.
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>>690278712
Oh my god.
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>>690274907
varför inte steka falukorven neger?
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>>690278712
are those chocolate chips cookies?
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>>690278712
this was breakfast
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>>690278712
what the fuck lmao
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>>690278712

repost
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>>690278808
slow roasred leg of pork with honey sauce and spaghett with garlic and olive oil...pathetic??? go ahead..post a picture of a burger..you tasteless faggot
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>>690279025
yes
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>>690279069
OK you lost me.
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>>690278712
get, get the FUCK out riGHT NOW!
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>>690279175
wet toast ..dont tell me you never had it...wtf man!! ?? where do you live ? in a cave?
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>>690279175
y dough
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>>690279603
MOAR
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>>690279351
why? jealous? just look at my dessert
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>>690279143
that's a hobo's leg tho
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>>690274907
I get $720 a month but it's literally not possible to spend $18 a day on normal food.
Be glad you even have food because I won't be able to eat until july.
This is what ACTUALLY happens when you get diagnosed with autism. No one will hire you and you'll be laying in bed all day starving or unable to fulfill any of your basic needs after the 15th day of each month.
I'm not asking for more neet bux but I am letting you know that you're lucky to have that carrot.
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>>690279688
Dolf'd
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>>690274907
Carrot in the pooper
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>>690275077
mcdonalds value meal will have more than 5 times the calories of that meal no doubt
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>>690279736
i cant eat the whole leg man..eets two beeg
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>>690278365
>>690278518
Eat a vegetable you constipated mcgoo.
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>>690279688

That is one of the single most punk rock things I've ever seen in my life.
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>>690279143
>spaghetti with garlic and olive oil
Try a little harder next time. That's pathetic. Go ahead, be a butthurt child. Faggot.
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>>690279736
that looks yummy
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>>690279826
>>690280030
fucking newbies... off my /b/
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>>690279994
i did you fluffy pink faggot..i didnt take veg pics..and my crap is pretty damn regular..you can set a clock by it...
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>>690279915
I wake up every day begging god to put a McDonalds in my town.
And still the price of food skyrockets. Things were literally 1/3rd the price in the 90s.

It literally cost me $19 to grill 6 burgers the other day.
I couldn't even get the meat and cheese for under $10.
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>>690280053
have you ever tried it you permavirgin edgelord...
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>>690274907
leftist shill detected
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>>690278365
>>690278518
nice heart attack
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>>690274907
Boil yourself with the carrot
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>>690280376
what you gotta do is get some chicken bones and shit and grind it up into a paste, form patties and grill. delicious,.
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>>690280203
>my /b/
I highly recommend suicide for you
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>>690280608
yeah ..youre right..i'll just munch on lettuce and carrots from now on..cause you opened my eyes to the unhealthy eating habits i have..thanks,,
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>>690274907
I gochya fam
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>>690274907
dude did you brake your familys car or something?
or maybe pic related?
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>>690280549
If you don't know how to cook a normal meal, then don't boast with your faggotry. A piece of meat and pasta with nothing is not a meal. You're as lame as those faggots who think macaroni and cheese with chicken nuggets is a meal.
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>>690280882
You're already a faggot, might as well be vegan too
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>>690281059
>hurr hurr food i dont like isnt food because i dont like it
fuck off
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>>690281059
calm down gordon ramsey you 5head cunt
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>>690280882
and thats why you're over weight you fat cunt
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>>690281221
Every italian in the world is laughing at your spaghetti, faggot.
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>>690281059
>no true scotsman with food
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>>690281059
>pasta with nothing is not a meal
have you ever tried fresh olive oil?
have you ever put fresh garlic in oil? do you have any clue?? any?? suck my motherfucking dick and shut the fuck up .
>>690281102
die soon..please
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>>690281538
what
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>>690281564
you will at the rate you're eating lmao
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>>690281564
Haha look at the butthurt little greek faggot.
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>>690281564
Sorry fag, I got many years left before I die
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>>690281763
keep eating like a dumb cunt and you wont, greek fag
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>>690281521
and you deducted that im fat because of your great insight on the human behavior..and you cant be wrong because you are just so smart...huh?? do the world a faavor and end your life mate,,as soon as possible
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>>690281897
ok lol
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>>690281897
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>>690281897
fat boy detected
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>>690274907
You know what's better than food? Cheek indentions and a jawline.
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>>690279794
Sorry, bro, but it's pretty much impossible to starve in this country. You can get like a 50 pound bag of rice for about $15, and a 50 pound bag of beans for about $35. That shit will last you MONTHS.

Yeah, you get tired of rice and beans, but it gets you by, and the next time you get a little scratch you can add some potatoes, onions, meat, what have you - just don't be stupid with your money and you should be able to eat just fine, if not luxury still plenty good enough.

That plus every town has a food bank, go get you some gubmint cheese and beans and weanies to get you through to the end of the month.
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>>690278937
Severely underrated post.
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>>690279688
sweden yes!
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>>690282165
You need fat too, man.
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>>690279069
Bread soup in a bread bowl.
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>>690282283
there is fat in beans mate
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>>690274907
Falukorv?
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>>690282326
The best soup there is
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>>690282283
Sure, but that is one thing that is in no short supply. Hell, you can get a brick of lard (beef fat) for a buck or two. Cook with it, add it to food, stir some into your beans and rice if you think you aren't getting enough fat. Protip: you are, tho.
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Well...
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>>690282283
Also: bulk size tubs of peanut butter. Proteins, fats, sugars - that shit is like, solid food for the money. Like anything, you get tired of it - but you're the brokefag so deal with it and get creative about spacing out your splurge items and breaking up the meal monotony strategically. Shit, I grew up poor, one kid out of six and a single mom feeding us all. You better fucking BELIEVE she knew how to stretch a foodstamp.
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>>690282563
>Falukorv
Its a russian prizer(I don't know what its called in English), pretty much the same thing
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>>690274907
You are in polish hospital kurwa, don't you?
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>>690281521
Nigger please. Go be vegan somewhere else you kyserable cunt
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>>690283162
Israel
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>>690282400
Almost nothing and
>>690282611
That's gross. You can also drink oil but its nasty. I sometimes eat a can of beans when I have nothing else but it's never satisfying without some meat or some fried tofu or egg.
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>>690274907
are you like ... super-duper broke or something?!
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>>690283126
How did you know what Falukorv was?
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>>690282959


>>690283310
רוסי מת אה?
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>>690283401
Something else you can do: buy hamburger meat in big cryotubes. Fry it all up at once, should take you three or four runs with a large skillet or frying pan. Then separate that shit out into small portions, in ziplock bags, and chunk it in the freezer.

Then when you can't take another plain rice and beans nite, just break one out and stir it into whatever you were going to choke down. You can quickly improvise leftover soup or cajun dirty rice and beans or bean-beef tacos or whatever. No reason to hate your life just because you are poor.
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>>690283924
נודר
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>>690282959
>oops guise did my gun end up in the pic lol silly me
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>>690284004
לא נורא אחי גם אני אוכל לרוב לחם עם איזה נקניק לארוחת ערב
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>>690283932
Yeah I know how to be creative. Was just saying I can't really live on beans and rice. What's up with rice anyway. You can also get potatoes. You can at least prepare that in fat easily.
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>>690283924
What is that?
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Homemade chicken pot pie and green bean casserole
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>>690275333
Ser väl mer ut som glass eller
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>>690284775
damn son
looks good
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>>690284364
אני מניח שזה עדיף מכלום
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>>690283924
Uh? /K/oala?

>>690284027
>No having a gun always with you

Eurofaget detected.
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>>690284775
That's one tasty looking pot pie
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>>690279736
>you sir are cancer
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>>690278365
OH HELL YEAH
I love shashlyk
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I like to make it open face so it's not too much dough the Dough is nothing but flour and butter and egg the chickens on the bottom chicken breast cubed and pan cooked in olive
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>>690278937
Silicon implants for dinner?
I don't know man
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You get a plate?
*bump
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>>690274907
you lucky bastard, you have garlic and carrot to go with it you cunt
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>>690274907
Fuck is that pink shit?
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>>690274907
Guess I take it for granted that when I'm too broke for groceries I can go to my family's or friends place for free grub.
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>>690280704
damn thats fucked.
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>>690276213
Just the kind of inspiration you need.
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>>690285094
Dunno why, but I saved that picture.
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>>690274907
Jizz on people
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>>690284775
You forgot the top of the pie you faggot
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>>690279603
That is some serious foot porn! I cannot find a good kebab house in Pittsburgh.
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>>690284775
looks like someone has vomited in a pan
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>>690286356
>>690283126
russian meat
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>>690274907
I had week old ham on week old bread with cheesey potato chips.
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>>690286972
I love you.
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>>690287248
i work here
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>>690288013
it must be hot being next to it for the whole day
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>>690274907
more than I had you fucking cunt
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>>690287248
Youre from where I'm from

Let's have sex.
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The "food"'in this thread is awful looking even by /b/ standards...get on my level faggots
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im poor myself

i started eating everything what's not spoiled. it's not about the taste, it is about surviving ;_;
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>>690289406
Oh go fuck yourself you unrealistic, underfed, smug wanna be hipster douche bag filled with autistic sperm.
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dumpling pizza
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>>690289406
Thank you for saving it, I was tired of seeing nasty dishes that look like they came off of a farm somewhere in eastern Europe.
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>>690289406
That was dinner last night...this was lunch today about 2 hours ago
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>>690289816
Sperm floating in urine?
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>>690289569
How is that unrealistic? It is litteraly grilled chicken breast marinated in rice wine vinegar and some typical Asian spices with wild rice and a mango pineapple salsa that I whipped up while the chicken was cooking... Only a little more complicated than going to the McDonald's drive through u fucking peasant
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>>690289816
What fucking weeaboo.
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>>690279688
just when i thought id seen it all

>Manwich 2000
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>>690289816
Looks good anon
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>>690290220
Blah blah blah blah blah

All I'm hearing is "I'm a huge faggot who makes food that only a huge faggot would eat or understand"

Plus one chicken strip would barley be a snack for my fat ass.
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>>690274907
That is a gourmet meal compared to what I have to eat.
Today I had old stale bread with shaving cream. At least it is better than cardboard.
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>>690290198
Ramen with peas, carrots, broccoli (all from my garden) and chicken in a miso broth...you were close though
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>>690290693
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>>690290693
You mean from your parents garden.
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>>690279069
if you put some more ingredients i don't fucking remember it's actually good
one of them is cinnamon
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>>690290448
Firstly, you're not hearing anything...That's called reading. And secondly you sound like a very sad person. What do u do for a living? Genuinely curious...
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>>690290926
I think he just refers to him as "daddy"
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>>690291021
I drive a water truck.

I'm hearing the voices in my head though you homer! So close enough
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>>690290926
Nope, I'm 31 and I have my own home...it's amazing what u can do with your life if u spend all that energy focused on making good decisions and working hard instead of feeling sorry for yourself playing video games
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>>690291353
I prefer feeling sorry for myself and browsing /b/
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>>690287479
yeah, that's what normal oven cooked meals look like. But you wouldn't know since your blood is practically cooking oil and salt. ;'}
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>>690279351
Newfag
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>>690291462
Have fun with that
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This is Aunt Dinner.
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>>690291260
Could be worse
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>>690292399
Sunny Side Up Sam
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>>690292580
Everybody's favourite: Eggs and mayonnaise on ground beef.
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>>690292580
That looks absolutely disgusting
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>>690292580
Wtf is that dog shit?
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>>690284843
Nä nu ljuger du
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>>690292822
I'd eat that
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>>690292580
>sunny side up sam
Looks like sloppy Sally to me
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>>690292822
Chicken soup.
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>>690282244
cancer country
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>>690293023
4-eyed salmon.
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>>690292580
what the fuck, is that mayonnaisse on the side? is that fucking ketchup in your curry? what the fuck.
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>>690293141
Pork, eggs, white stuff.
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I just ate a crappy hamburger that I made from prepared frozen garbage sold to me by Walmart

Frozen is always a possibility, but only when you know who prepared your food.

Walmart is evil. No matter what the Waltons want you to believe.
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Have some dessert u canned meat eating, ketchup using mongoloids...
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>>690293412
It's not curry, it's chicken and ground beef in creamy sauce. Get on my level, bitch. And the "mayo" is aioli. From a tube.
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Just finished paying bills and have some extra cash to eat out shit tonight. What do /b/
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Get on my level
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only granny flaps
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>>690293442
Oops, almost forgot to post my favourite snack!
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if you have a computer you should at the very least be able to feed yourself

i could feed myself on 4-5 dollars a day, if you're old enough to be on this board but still can't feed yourself then suicide is the recommended treatment
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>>690294533
Hungry yet?
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>>690294335
Too shiny.
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>>690289569
bruh it'd take 20 minutes to prepare that plate of food

you're the only one not living in reality here
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>>690278518
>"dinner"
Way too much fat. There is 2 chous, 1 u are a viking god, 2 u are the world most fat shit
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>>690294335
The beef looks ok, u didn't let it rest long enough though. And your pesto looks oily as fuck, as does your mushroom (?) and onion sauce
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>>690294845
What's in there?
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>>690293961
That looks like a turd on a plate

Surrounded by jizz
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>>690280355
I hate when fucker like you pours ketchup all over the place. You'll end up with dirty fingers. why you just don't put a splash somewhere and tip your fries ? I hope you die. I hate you.
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>>690294936
He's Greek. I'd put my bet on the latter
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>>690294992
garbage fodder
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>>690295062
are you seriously mad at someone who can eat food without making a mess
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>>690292399
>>690292822
>>690293141
>>690293442
Do you actually eat that much eggs daily? If you do please look up High Cholesterol Diet and educate yourself on the dangers of being on one.
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>>690294157
Eat my cock
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>>690275077
>piles of sugar
>one carrot (shaved)
>a clove of garlic
>bread (more sugar)
>better than McDonalds or Taco Bell

you should go back to school
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>>690279603
Be a Gyro
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>>690294992
>>690295119

It's called "Fiesta Chicken"

Tomatos, corn, black beans, chicken, and cream cheese. Was actually pretty good despite the appearance
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Eh the beef tested for 8 minutes. It looks oily because I sharpened the image. Though it was slightly oily.
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>>690295143
I am. But you're missing the point.
Ketchup must not be poured directly on fries.
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>>690278712
what the fuck
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>>690295212
Easily more. I've heard and read enough about cholesterol in the past to not fear eggs. They're extremely nutritious, and delicious. If anything they raise your HDL (good cholesterol.)
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My wife is out of town at a spa.
So me being dad, I was about to feel bad about serving my two kids, Bbq hot dogs, and Kraft Dinner "CANADIAN" |||| + ||||. After looking at wtf you eat.
I don't feel bad anymore. =D
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>>690295463
> Was actually pretty good despite the appearance

That's usually how it goes!
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>>690295493
that's wrong tho

catsup can go where the fuck it pleases

and it pleases me on my fries
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>>690278506
Smegma
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about the egg post...
Ive got around a little over 50 fresh eggs in the fridge.
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>>690294845
best looking plate thus far

looks comfy as fuck, i'd say it's spanish but the cream is throwing me off
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>>690295745
How to you father 2 children without learning how to cook properly? SMH...
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>>690295491
Right on
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>>690295722
mmmm chicken periods
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>>690295745
don't be upset when your children are less than special
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>>690295923
Egg person here. People who fear eggs are weaklings and must be destroyed.
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blue waffles
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>>690295745
NORMIES OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>690296396
Yum! I'll have to google the recipe for that.
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Learn how to cook, faggots. This took me 10 minutes to make.
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>>690278712
Is that a key cookie ??
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>>690296582
Low carb?
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>>690295212
I eat 12 a day and I'm fine.
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>>690283126
parizer? are you from the balkans?
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>>690296582
orange-banana monkey sick, hammered veg, ageing goat uterus and avocado, noice
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What the fuck is going on in here you absolute cretins, why do you all eat random shit like fucking animals?

Did your parents never teach you how to competently cook a meal?

Jesus, it's fucking simple, you get some fresh or frozen meat, you cook that shit on a hob or in a mother fucking oven, then you add some spices and herbs, maybe some paprika and garlic powder, a dash of salt, jesus fuck.

Then you get some vegetables, I'm talking some asparagus, green beans or mushrooms, maybe a little baby Spinach, you fucking steam or oven roast that shit for like 6 to 8 minutes, then you serve it on a plate without covering it in motherfucking mayonnaise or tomato sauce, maybe sprinkle a little olive oil on top if it turned out a little dry.

THIS SHIT ISN'T HARD YOU ABSOLUTE RETARDS.
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Nom Nom
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>>690288013
i don't know anything about these large kebab meat contraptions since there are no restaurants with them where i live

what kind of meat is it? how do you put it on the pipe? does is rotate? how long does it stay there?
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Y'ALL GOTTA GET ON THIS LEVEL
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>>690295987
Pretty easily actually.
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>>690297383
wew lad, simmer
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>>690296013
Right on bubbles.
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Don't know if I am living the good life or not... But atleast I know how to cook.


Behold my lunch. Rate it.

>Threaded hot dogs spiced up with garlic, salt, pepper and basil. Threw some Ragu garlic parmesan sauce in gor the lulz.
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>>690297644
like he said easy, i had my first kid at 20, my wife was 18 we were still kids. She can cook like a champ, im bbq King and a few other things.
She is stay at home mom who works from home, so she keeps me fed :D
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>>690296446

Zoz
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>>690297024
>>690283310
im half lithuanian though
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>>690297682

I know, I kind of lost my cool, it's just seeing people eating random slush and putting cheese sauce on perfectly good meals.

For what it's worth to those of you out there who think cooking is pointless, I have repeatedly impressed women with my cooking, even for just rustling up a simple meal, good food is an instant panty wetter, with a nice bottle of wine and some chill music.
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>>690297682
Needs some silken tofu, coriander leaves, and sweet mushroom soy sauce.
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>>690278937
That looks anon.
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have yourself a helathy snack
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I can cook faggots. Can you?
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>>690296446
dont hate Look at what ass i get to go to bed with every night.
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herb infused garlic bread wrapped soy sausage with caramelized onion faggots
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>>690298343
that is a hot dog wrapped in bread, anon
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>>690298265
Mmm
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>>690297383
Uh, shouldn't eat rabbit food. Enjoy de-evolving.
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>>690297987
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>>690297933
Make good chicken fingers from a bag, chicken D van, and mini pizzas!

>protip
The mini pizzas are burger buns with sauce and cheese.
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>>690284510
Literally half the world relies on rice as their primary form of sustenance. That's what's up with it.
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>>690298343
Could have just said pig in a blanket.

No need to get fancy faggot.
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taco fries ftw
bar food at its finest
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>>690298557

Nah, not lying, it just is what it is. Obviously, the hard part is getting them back to your apartment but if you can hold a conversation and live in a city with a big pool to date from, hooking up on Tinder or OkCupid is pretty simple.
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>>690298273
kek, this guy
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>>690298642

srsly rice n beer is all i need in life
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>>690274907
You fags just don't know how to live
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>>690298819
And cock

Can't forget the big black cock
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>>690298674
ARE THOSE WAFFLE FRIES WTF
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>>690274907
Are you poor, do you have no ability to cook? Genrally intrested, i mean a bum on the street eats better than you.
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>>690298890
Breakfast was pic related
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>>690298796
Warriors of Chaos?
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>>690298890
I would eat the fuck right out of that.
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>>690299012
Hey, I'm cool with that too. Black guys are better at going down too. (in my experience)
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>>690278365

lol eating dinner as an appetizer before dinner
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>>690299098
is that can of spaghettios set with agar agar powder or something? holy heck shit looks nastay
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>>690299172
Going down on your cock?

Or leaving you preggerz and alone to raise the bastard yourself?
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>>690299095
wayne barlowe
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Some nachos I made the other night.
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I'm not even gonna tell you to learn to cook, because if that's the best you could come up with, then I'm surprised you know how to breathe on your own.
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>>690295278
That looks like my cock. I even have the same hairline
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>>690291462
Serious question. What is the point of even living? If you aren't going to do something with your life and create offspring, what your end game? Dying alone? I'm not trying to be an asshole, just genuinely curious what you have to look forward to in life?
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>>690299387
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>>690298692
Brah if you have to resort to some of the meals posted here, i doubt a woman is in any of these peoples future.
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>>690295119
is that just ice under ice cream?
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>>690299322
You should really invest in some new plates, that Steak looks nice, overcooked but a hell of a lot better than the rest of the shit in here. It'd look even better on a plain, white plate.
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>>690299298
Whatever, you're just jealous cause you're not old enough to buy beer. Female sterilization 100% covered thanks to Obama care, faggot.
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>>690299477
God I hate you.

You know what the point in living is?

Not dying.
That's it.

If I believed without a doubt in an afterlife, id be out of here tonight.

Plus my hate drives me.

this is water truck bro btw.
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>>690298265
>I can cook faggots
So can god
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2t9s2c_z9s
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>>690297561
Nani!?
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Nigga I just ate rice for dinner.
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>>690299703
Now your just fucking with me.

I see through you.
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>>690299609
That's true, but it can't be financial for all of them, it has to be cultural. They have money to blow on Steam sales and MLP shit and black T-shirts with pocket knives.

You put food inside of you, you literally use it to maintain your body chemistry. If you aren't taking care of your body, why would anyone else ever care about you, ya know?
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>>690295278
Trim that shit you fucking neanderthal
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My dinner, pic is a little blurry but you get the jist
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>>690299782
I can cook a 3 course meal not even a chef, also a programmer, and a wood worker my idol is jesus.
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>>690299932
Fucking metrosexuals.
Just had some grilled lamb koftas and cold youghurt and cucumber soup with dill and garlic to go with it
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>>690299872
Felt like I got fucked by a blender but 100% worth it.
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>>690298273
You know that's a man right?
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>>690299932
I'm a MAN

FUCK YOU
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>>690299997
no u is three off a win
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>>690274907
Carrot in butt, garlic in peehole and post results. Feast on our amusement. That's all the nourishment a man needs.
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>>690299824
um, what?
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>>690299733
No, the point of living is to create offspring that are better suited to their environment than you are.
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>>690299910
I get you i just cant understand how some could be that poor, 50$ get you enough food for a week, meat ball subs, beer battered cheese sandwhiches, hamburgers, spagattie, why would you eat like this, shit just buy a hungry man if you are going to be that lazy.
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>>690280647
this guy knows whats up.

>mix the grinded mix with
MUSTARD, KETCHUP, MAYO, AND SPICES.

You'll be golden.
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>>690281564
This. If you don't consider spaghetti aglio i olio a meal you should end yourself.
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>>690299687
Well those plate are french porcelain so it's a bit... old school. Please have some dessert now.
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>>690288013
>oh god its fucking delicious

literally when the outside crisps and they get that juicy part to serve me on top of jasmine rice with 3 lines of sauce: garlic onion, mild hot sauce, and tziki. With a side of salad, and hummous/pita bread for only 13 CAD.

Fuck im so hungry
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